In our most embarrassingly sober podcast to date, Chris presents a bunch of theories about card value that you should take as seriously as you take any of Chris' advice. GCB goes on and on about this one time he won a few matches of Magic before babbling incessantly about this other time he won a few matches of Magic. Chris complains about the horrors of being able to play in Magic drafts on the Internet. GCB asks Chris why he hates fun. Chris sets GCB straight about who the more popular podcast host is.