What the hell is going on in this world, it never ceases to surprise us and we god damn love it. Kanye is running for president, the Chinese are stealing Honk Kong, there is an independent "State" in the middle of New York called CHAZ, CHAZ hahahah, made by communist teenagers who skipped their history class to smoke some weed. Coronavirus on top of that. The sheer scale and diversity of events are comparable to the Avengers Infinity War final battle, where there are way too many characters involved. As always we give our reliable and informative (not at all) take on the current state of world political affairs as well as tell a story about my first period sex experience.