Recorded in separate places and spliced together like Frankenstein's monster, this episode sees the boys shave their gardens and mow their pubes. Yes, lawnmowers are the order of the day, so if your lawn is looking a bit tufty, get this in your

Cat Sick Broke The House

May 5th, 2020 25m 7s

If you're a fan of extention leads... you'll want to get plugged into this! This episode was recorded a few months back, before the UK lockdown.

Timmy and the Magic Torch

Apr 19th, 2020 25m 56s

Recorded long before the UK went into lockdown, Tim and Simon talk torches and get far more mileage out of it than they should. Enjoy.

Home Alone

Apr 10th, 2020 27m 14s

Tim and Simon consider how many resources Kevin McAllister would have needed. A few of those resources feature on these pages! This was recorded before we weren't allowed to see anyone.

Self Isolation

Apr 3rd, 2020 34m 15s

Tim and Simon find themselves in isolation at the same time due to the coronovirus outbreak. Not a usual Catalogue, more of a chat over Skype, with added alcohol. But don't worry, it's still very daft.

Alarms

Mar 27th, 2020 29m 32s

Tim and Simon recorded a bunch of Catalogues in preparation for now being allowed to get together again anytime soon... This is the first and it's all about alarms. Have 29 minutes of escapism. Stay safe.

Ladders

Mar 15th, 2020 22m 26s

Get ready for Catalogue to climb to new heights as the men from Shropshire talk ladders. Get serious gains and bulk out your ear muscles with 22 minutes of pure comedy bronze from your pocket... if you have one.

Sheds

Mar 6th, 2020 30m 45s

Tim and Simon would like to invite you into their shed of delights. Feel free to poke the bike, but whatever you do, don't poke the wasp nest! You can lose weight by listening to this. That's a lie.

Drill Bricks

Feb 14th, 2020 36m 23s

Tim and Simon conclude The Tool Saga. That's the description.

Tools Talk

Feb 9th, 2020 28m 18s

Tim and Simon race towards the end of the tools section, talking scars, steam and serial killers. This'll spark your pants into action!

Grinder

Jan 31st, 2020 33m 3s

Planers, mitre saws and plunge routers. Tim and Simon both rent and have never had to decorate. It really shows. This episode has nothing to do with decorating.

A Sort of Christmas Special

Dec 24th, 2019 46m 19s

Tim and Simon were a bit too late to the party with their Christmas. So please find enclosed a Christmas Special, which isn’t that Christmassy! They felt they had to talk toys on the run up to Christmas so picked up a Smyths Toys Superstore cat

Tool Box

Dec 13th, 2019 32m 39s

Tim and Simon talk tools, Tom Selleck and Robot Wars. They also reference a ghost in the film Three Men and a Baby: "Ghost" visible at 36 seconds: https://youtu.be/LPEvJrs-1yM

Tools and Utility Belts

Nov 30th, 2019 33m 36s

Tim and Simon discuss spanners, glue guns and multimeters. Can they turn Tim into Batman with the help of the tools page of their Argos Catalogue from 1999? No. No they can't.

Under Pressure

Nov 24th, 2019 35m 13s

The boys from Salop reach a quarter of century's worth of Catalogue and discover their favourite item of the catalogue so far! Give it a listen and don't forget to tell a friend.

Another Pooh in the Window

Nov 15th, 2019 37m 6s

Tim and Simon find themselves exploring more things that go in your car. Along the way they discuss car mats, Bobby Charlton and blueberry Jaffa Cakes. It'll all make sense when you listen!

Tom Campbell

Nov 8th, 2019 47m 49s

You may have heard him on radio, you may have seen on the internet but now you can hear Tom Campbell doing something you've never heard before:.. Reading an Argos catalogue from 1999. Expect road rage, broken kettles and eggs. See videos that T

Crewe

Nov 1st, 2019 17m 56s

As promised in Episode 21, Tim and Simon record this episode at Crewe Railway Station. Expect trains, commuters and PA announcements… oh and they have the Catalogue with them!

Bike Accessories

Oct 25th, 2019 35m 16s

Tim and Simon talk all things lights, combination locks and spokey dokeys. By the way, your combination is 9683. They're on to you.

Bikes and Helmets

Oct 18th, 2019 31m 38s

Tim and Simon reach page 76 of their Argos catalogue adventure and talk BMXs, stunt pegs and bruised nads. Stick your helmet on, you'll need it.

Fishing Stuff

Oct 11th, 2019 24m 26s

What Tim and Simon know about fishing could be written as a comprehensive guide to not fishing. They use all their tangent tangling powers to keep this one going.

Golf and Candles

Oct 4th, 2019 23m 53s

Tim and Simon tee off talking about their favourite sport involving a golf ball. Also Tim's hopes of a spin off candle based podcast gain momentum.

Golf and Umbrellas

Sep 27th, 2019 30m 49s

Putting them firmly out of their comfort zone, Tim and Simon are confronted with the world of golf. They talk computer games, cheese grating and soggy heads. What’s your Solid Snake technique?

Darts and Snooker

Sep 20th, 2019 29m 11s

Tim and Simon are not so snooker loopy, but they do love a good 90s game show, so expect much chat about Bullseye and Big Break. Pick a type of weather and a body part, and prepare to make some noise!

Basketball and Pucks

Sep 13th, 2019 28m 3s

Page 64 of the Argos Catalogue holds delights and tangents aplenty as Tim and Simon discover basketballs and rollerblades, while holding a real Space Jam DVD. Prepare to get pucking silly, ya cheeky pucker.