In the rain forests of Indonesia, there grows a plant shaped like a miniature toilet which provides such an ideal pooping place for the tiny tree shrew that it is almost as if it were hand-crafted by a wise and benevolent creator.https://www.

Ep. 77: Rocky 4

Feb 27th, 2024 49m 52s

Rocky 4. Matt addresses the lactating Al Gore incident.

Ep. 76: Rocky 2/3

Feb 20th, 2024 55m 8s

Trump trial updates. Graduate seminar-level semiotic analysis of Rocky 2/3

Ep 75: Rocky I

Feb 8th, 2024 59m 21s

This is the rocky that started them all, the rocky upon which all subsequent rockys would build.

Ep. 73: Not the Worst Podcast

Aug 28th, 2023 1h 5m

Critics say we're the worst podcast ever made. We're keeping em honest. PLUS the Republican debate, vampires, volcanos and Microsoft.

Ep. 72: Tubs of Lard

Aug 21st, 2023 1h 20m

Home Depot, Republican debate predictions, annexing Canada

Ep. 71: Ain't dead, ain't gonna die

Aug 15th, 2023 54m 9s

Returning after extended hiatus

Ep. 68: The four types of Chinese faces

Dec 27th, 2022 54m 58s

Polycules, Olivia Wilde salad story, Brittney Griner

The JFK Episode

Nov 22nd, 2022 1h 19m

Patrick Breen joins to help us solve the mystery of the JFK assassination once and for all. The answer may surprise you (if you're a rube.) Also some really great discussion on Bill O'Reilly's killing X book series.

Ep. 65: Black Hobbit

Oct 11th, 2022 59m 24s

Hobbits can be black now. What does it mean? How does it affect YOU? We break down all the angles. PLUS special guest Dhaaruni makes her Centrist Madness debut with some big ideas for the Democratic party.

Cm August 22

Oct 1st, 2022 1h 27m

Cm August 22 by Centrist Madness

Ep. 64: Inventory Shakeout

Aug 20th, 2022 56m 6s

Matt rain man's correct inflation rate

Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts

Aug 3rd, 2022 1h 2m

Ep 63: Manchin on Deez Nuts by Centrist Madness

Ep. 61: Matt gets cruised

May 13th, 2022 1h 4m

Matt attracts some (unwanted?) attention at a gay bar in NYC. Best restaurant idea. French jet boots. Murdered oil execs and whatever Putin is dying of.

Ep 59: Please do not attack nuclear power plants

Mar 5th, 2022 56m 3s

There's all kinds of stuff in there you don't want to blow up. They have like big complicated cooling systems that are piping water around all sort of different ways, and a lot of controls and electrical stuff you don't want to hit with a RPG.

Ep. 58: #1 Top Ukraine Predictions of All Time

Feb 28th, 2022 1h 2m

200,000 Russian troops have massed on the Ukranian border. What are they up to? We have a few theories. Recorded Wednesday, February 16th.

Ep. 57: Centrist Madness Revisited (Born to be mild)

Feb 15th, 2022 51m 28s

Returning to our roots...two guys being right about things...

Ep 56: Selenium + Dress

Oct 14th, 2021 57m 40s

AOC's dress. Selenium, like the element. S-to-the-E. The borderline metalloid. Atomic number 38 woot woot!

Ep 55: The Russia Episode

Sep 21st, 2021 56m 13s

Our man in Moscow, Sergey Goryashko, reporter for BBC Russia, catches us up to speed on Russian politics, the rise of "Male State" and the foodie culture that is sweeping the Kremlin.

Ep. 54: Afghanistan

Sep 3rd, 2021 58m 35s

Kabul falls, but the dream of a gay caliphate lives on. Continuing coverage of #LambGate. Pro-chef @anashwt joins and he's also some kind of middle-eastern history expert? That's the type of people we have in the alt-center...real renaissance p