The Colts finished their 2016 NFL season with a rousing win over the "NFL franchise" Jacksonville Jaguars to finish the season 8-8.

After missing the playoffs (despite having a healthy Andrew Luck for 16 games and playing in the worst division in the NFL), Chuck Pagano, still employed by the boys in blue, held his end of year press conference.

Brad and Greg, along with a team of the world's best linguists, will attempt to tell you what the heck he said. Continuity, baby.