Things are heating up in Trenton in Seven Up by Janet Evanovich. Steph is tracking Eddie DeChooch, aka "Choochie", a semi-retired mobster who can't see, hear, or get it up. Another FTA is a metaphorical flaccid penis who finally found his balls, and Steph's perfect sister, Valerie, has sworn off penises (peni?) altogether. Morelli and Steph are engaged, but there seems to have been a direct correlation between being cockblocked for all of Hot Six and his intense desire to propose. Meanwhile Ranger's hard for Steph and offers her a terrifying deal.

Katy discusses her childhood aspirations of being a shark singer (yeah yeah, it's not a thing. Whatever.), Frannie loses her mind over a simple question, and we both discuss the delicious ways that Janet subtly (and unsubtly) highlights the ridiculousness of men and their penises (peni?).

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