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was like, I don't know if I

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should have had these angry lesbians

0:34

on my show because it's making it

0:36

very difficult. So

0:42

if you're there, Gwen's friend on Instagram, hello to

0:44

you, because she says that you say hello

0:47

every morning and we don't ever get to

0:49

see the comments there. I

0:51

tried to make her— Yeah, and we can't even see them

0:53

after the fact. Right. As soon as

0:55

the live is over, Instagram says we're

0:57

discarding this video. It's like it never happened.

0:59

It's like Mission Impossible. Right. It just blows

1:02

them up. Yeah. Sorry, Instagram. So all the

1:04

Instagram folks saying hello to us, we want

1:06

to say hello to you. So hi, we

1:09

just don't get to see you. We see

1:11

certain comments than other comments we don't see.

1:13

So— Yeah. Yeah. There

1:16

are a couple people saying good morning on

1:18

Instagram. I know. I just

1:20

want to be me, Dan P.M., Angie

1:22

Bangee. I mean, they're there.

1:25

W. P.O.L.M.A.K. There's a lot of people on

1:27

Instagram saying hi. Oh, they do

1:29

say hi. We love you too. You're

1:31

very important. We just don't get to see you much

1:33

during the show. So— All right.

1:35

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2:23

this morning. It is. It

2:26

is morning. Like, we're finally having

2:28

summer weather here and it's hot.

2:30

It's hot. I've got my fan going. I know. It's

2:34

just, it's hot here. Somebody asked,

2:36

what's its beads of sweat? I get it. I

2:38

totally get it. Somebody, somebody Maureen asked, what

2:40

the heck? We're gonna get to Kristi Noem.

2:43

Oh, don't you worry. We are gonna get

2:45

to that. What the hell? Kristi Noem.

2:48

Yeah. It always cracks me up how you

2:50

say her last name with two syllables. I do. I

2:53

can't. Is it Noem? It's Noem. Like,

2:56

you say Noem and I think

2:58

it's just Noem. Noem. I'm gonna

3:00

say Noem forever more. Noem. But

3:03

it's like Noem. It's like a Noem, like one

3:05

of your little Noem's in the front yard. It's one of those.

3:08

That's a gnome to you. That's

3:11

gnome. Yeah, it is. Get it right.

3:13

It totally is gnome. Okay,

3:16

let's get to some things because you guys

3:18

last week was such a hellacious week, right?

3:21

Like, it was so just dreadful to talk about everything. And

3:23

there's dreadful stuff to talk about, obviously, because

3:25

we're in Biden's America

3:27

currently. So there's always going to

3:29

be like shit storms to talk about. However, I feel

3:32

like today's show is just more fun than it

3:34

has been in a while. And

3:36

so it's gonna be good. We have a lot of variety.

3:39

It's like it's gonna be a variety show today. So

3:42

it's gonna be a lot more. It's

3:44

just not gonna be as soul sucking

3:46

as last week was. Good. Thank

3:49

you. Right? Yeah. Yeah,

3:52

we need that. Just

3:55

a couple quick hits before we get to videos

3:57

though. The first thing is Jill Stein, who you

3:59

may know. from such things as

4:01

constantly running for president. And not

4:03

doing anything else. Not doing anything

4:05

else. Every four years, she's like, hey, I'm back,

4:08

I'm back. I'm the president. So

4:11

she got arrested because she decided to join

4:14

in some of the pro-terror protests

4:16

that are happening all across college

4:19

campuses. This one in particular at

4:21

Washington University, she joined in and

4:23

she got herself arrested. Which,

4:25

you know, I guess if she's looking for a

4:27

way to remind people that here she is. That

4:31

was one way to do it, right? There you go.

4:33

She loves the mosque. There you go. And

4:36

then we've got some, later in the show,

4:38

we've got some good news, if you like

4:40

polls. There's some good

4:42

news polls happening. But to

4:44

counterbalance the good news polls,

4:46

there is some guy, Professor

4:48

Alan Lichtman, who apparently

4:51

people know of him because he

4:53

has correctly predicted who would win

4:56

the presidency correctly

4:58

for the past four decades

5:00

straight. Wow. Never been

5:02

wrong. Not a single solitary time. And

5:06

he is saying that Biden will win this

5:08

November. So that's kind of sucky, right?

5:10

So is it polls? Is it Professor Lichtman?

5:13

I don't know. Like who do you want to listen

5:15

to? And does he give reasoning? Behind? Yeah.

5:18

In fact, if you do a Google search on

5:20

Professor Alan Lichtman, look for the 13 keys.

5:24

He says there are 13 keys that he

5:26

uses to figure out who is going to

5:28

win. And so far, the

5:31

keys are in Biden's favor. I

5:34

mean, do with that what you will. I'm

5:36

just saying. He's got a pretty good record. And

5:39

that's a little bit terrifying. But you

5:42

know, that is what it is. Yeah. People are

5:44

saying, well, the new voters, all the

5:46

new voters. Yeah. A

5:49

lot of the new voters are exactly who's

5:51

protesting. And I don't see them voting for

5:53

who they call genocide Joe, you know? I

5:56

think they're going to go to Kennedy, you

5:58

think? I don't know. kind of

6:00

hoping they're not going to vote for trump

6:03

that's for sure well that's for sure yeah

6:05

but you're but you're absolutely right if they

6:07

vote for kenny that still votes away from

6:09

trump so i

6:13

don't know i don't

6:15

i just don't know but anyway um

6:18

before we get to videos i just

6:20

wanted to brag a little bit about

6:22

my electric you guys because can

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at all the

6:30

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6:32

see them look at that i mean it's

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6:36

to see but i can i know discern that

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they are in fact you

6:40

can see the how many separate

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that's my lilac tree from fastgrowingtrees.com you're gonna

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6:54

i mean i'm so happy with that

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oh my gosh i love that tree

6:59

so much and i knew i would

7:01

i mean even when it came as just a tiny

7:03

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what are they did i call them drop

7:56

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7:58

them but that my rose bushes are thriving They're

8:00

fantastic. So yeah, I just and I can't believe

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I could do that. You know what I mean?

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8:42

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was, was it my husband that was just

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telling me, this totally reminds me, yes, it

9:29

was my son and my husband who

9:31

were just telling me because we were

9:33

watching the Belmont Abbey, they were in

9:35

the championship game for lacrosse yesterday. They

9:37

lost unfortunately in the championship. But

9:40

there was an overtime. And so I

9:42

was asking the boys, well, how did the overtime rules

9:44

work in college lacrosse? And they were explaining to me

9:46

that it's sudden death. And then they

9:49

said, you're not allowed to say sudden

9:51

death anymore. You're so

9:53

high, a sudden victory, because

9:55

that's too mean like to say sudden

9:57

death. Oh my

9:59

God. I don't know. It's triggering. It's

10:01

triggering for people. Can you believe that? That

10:05

you're not supposed to say sudden death in sports

10:07

anymore. I would still do it. I'd

10:11

still do it. Totally. People

10:13

are so mean. Anyway, that reminded me when you

10:15

were talking about knock down, drag out, whatever. Drag

10:17

out roses. Yeah. Aaron

10:19

Powers. Thank you. Aaron says,

10:22

good morning, chicks. Asking

10:24

for prayers as I was diagnosed with

10:26

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evict my uterus tomorrow morning. Get that

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10:34

says, I've got this, but I'll take all the support

10:36

and prayers I can get. Love to my chicks. Bam.

10:39

You got it. Aaron, you don't need

10:41

a uterus. Those things. No certain point,

10:43

man. Those things are useless. Exactly. I

10:46

was nothing but problems. So I'm glad it's getting out. Judy

10:48

Flackney. Thank you. Judy

10:50

says should be a meriden because Biden is going

10:53

to be the end of America. See what I

10:55

did there. Sad face. Yeah. Let's

10:57

just let's think positive. Yeah. Again,

11:00

we have good news polls coming. So you'll see some

11:03

positivity. Okay. Okay.

11:05

And maybe that dude that that guy who's been

11:07

predicting the president's all the maybe he's just getting

11:09

old and losing his touch. Maybe

11:13

everybody can be wrong. Yeah,

11:15

exactly. Totally possible. All

11:18

right. Let's get to some stuff. I

11:20

don't even know what I wrote first. Oh,

11:23

yes, I do. Okay. What

11:26

is what did I write? So

11:28

if you missed it, and I'm sure you

11:30

did because you guys are smart people. Howard

11:32

Stern had Joe Biden on

11:35

his show. Hard

11:37

hitting journalism right there. Oh my God.

11:41

So one of the things that

11:43

was said is that Joe Biden

11:45

said that he plans to debate

11:47

Donald Trump, which was kind of

11:50

surprising, right? And

11:53

so we're going to get to the whole like a whole

11:55

debate to discussion in just a bit. But

11:57

first, you have to hear this one

11:59

clip. of when Howard Stern gushed

12:02

over Biden in the most nauseating

12:04

of ways. Like this should give

12:07

you a clue how the interview

12:09

went. I thank you for doing this

12:11

today. I want to thank you for your compassion.

12:14

You know, the reason I'm so excited to

12:16

talk to you was because I wanted

12:18

to understand the tragedy in your life and how

12:20

you dealt with it. And you're the kind

12:22

of leader I love because we're lucky to have you

12:25

in the Oval Office and serving as the father of

12:27

the country, because if you're a good father to your

12:29

family, which you are, I know you'd be a good

12:31

father to the country. And I want to thank you

12:33

for providing a calming influence and organized

12:36

administration post COVID getting

12:39

that vaccine out. Like

12:41

everything you said was wrong.

12:43

Everything. Every last thing. Like you're a

12:46

great father, really? Look at his children. And you

12:48

tell me if he's a great father because

12:50

no. When

12:53

you got that vaccine out there, that

12:55

was Trump. I mean, think

12:57

what you want about the vaccine, but it wasn't

12:59

Biden who got it out there. Oh, my God.

13:01

Trump is the one who fast tracked it. So

13:05

everything he said was wrong. And, you

13:07

know, remember what Howard Stern used to be

13:09

like the shock jock? I

13:12

mean, I guess for all intents and purposes, he

13:14

still is because he's gross. I mean, the guy

13:16

is really disgusting. I can't believe he chose

13:18

that show to go on. I guess he knew

13:20

he was going to be complete softball interview and

13:22

he was going to fawn all

13:25

over him. But he is just like

13:27

he has fallen. He's just not

13:29

what he used to be because he didn't ask him

13:31

anything that was hard hitting. He didn't. He

13:33

didn't fact check him on a whole bunch of lies. Right.

13:36

There was nothing hard hitting about

13:38

that interview. I mean, he won't

13:40

do interviews with Biden, won't do

13:42

interviews with anybody of stature. And

13:44

then he picks Howard Stern to

13:46

do a sit down in depth

13:48

interview. It's I

13:51

mean, it was just like it was so telling. Yeah.

13:53

Anybody with half a brain is looking at this going,

13:55

wow. OK, this is our president.

13:58

It was a joke. A total joke. And

14:01

because Biden has lied so many

14:03

times about the personal anecdotes of

14:05

his life, I mean, he's made

14:08

up so many stories, many of

14:10

which have been debunked. Now

14:13

when I hear him talk about Beau and the

14:16

fact that he wrote this book Promises to Dad

14:18

or whatever that book was called, he's

14:20

referencing that in this next clip. And I

14:22

don't believe him. I don't believe the story

14:24

that you're about to hear. Oh, I don't

14:26

either. Yeah. But for a

14:28

second that this actually happened,

14:30

that this is something that Beau ever said,

14:33

I think this is completely contrived. And it's

14:35

Biden's fault that I feel that way because

14:37

he makes up shit all the time. Here

14:40

is this story. He

14:43

knew his time was up.

14:45

And he one night we're having a

14:48

dinner at our home before he was incapacitated

14:51

hospitalized. And

14:53

he said, dad, can we talk? And I

14:56

said, sure. And he said, look at me,

14:58

dad. Promise me, dad.

15:01

Promise me, dad, that you'll

15:03

not lead public life. I know

15:05

when I go, you'll want to

15:07

quit. You'll want to quit. And

15:10

he looked at me and said, dad, give me your

15:12

word, is it Biden? Give me your word. Wow. Look

15:15

at me. Whoa. I

15:17

mean, not a word. I

15:23

didn't believe a word about that. Seriously,

15:25

you're dying. And what you say to

15:27

your dad is, please don't ever leave

15:30

the government. Exactly. I know. Right.

15:33

That's what you care about. Okay. I

15:35

have. I actually think that he was

15:38

probably the one decent

15:40

kid. He

15:42

may have been, he may have been the

15:44

most decent. I mean, the most decent of

15:46

all of them, honestly, on

15:48

a scale. Right. I'm not saying

15:50

much. It's like, it's like, well, I'm grading on a curve. You

15:54

know what I mean? Yeah.

15:57

It's because Dan is right. Yeah. the

16:00

rest of them. I mean, it's like, Oh

16:02

my gosh. Yeah. And, and how are the

16:04

fawning? It's so gross. It's just,

16:06

and it just shows you like Biden,

16:08

all he has left is celebrities. All

16:11

he has left is Hollywood. That's who's going to

16:13

literally push him over the goal line. If he

16:15

makes it, it's celebrities who don't

16:17

live in the real world. Howard Stern doesn't

16:19

live in the real world. He has no

16:21

idea what's going on. He thinks he does.

16:24

He's so out of touch when

16:26

he started off. And if you ever seen like, um,

16:28

I can't remember the name of his, uh, the

16:30

movie that was about him. Oh yeah.

16:32

What was that? It was so good. And I

16:34

remember seeing it and liking it at the time,

16:36

because at that time he sort of was like

16:39

a still kind of a real dude, you know,

16:41

so far removed now. And COVID,

16:44

COVID wrecked that guy. Oh my God. He

16:46

did for months and months and months

16:48

and months. I mean, neurotic. Yeah. Yeah.

16:51

Oh my gosh. Well, and he's

16:53

not the only fawner and not

16:55

the only fawning celebrity when it

16:57

comes to this administration. Kamala also

16:59

doing the hard hitting interview on

17:01

the Drew Barrymore show. Oh my

17:04

God. Where she talked about how

17:06

mean it is that people make fun

17:08

of her laugh and just look

17:10

at the way that Drew reacts to

17:12

her. It's so not.

17:16

I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable watching this. Yeah. It's

17:18

super cringe. Watch some people love to talk

17:20

about the way I laugh. Oh yes. Okay.

17:22

I love your laugh. Well, let me just

17:24

tell you something. I have my

17:27

mother's laugh and I grew

17:29

up around a bunch of women in particular

17:31

who laughed from the belly. They

17:34

laughed. They would sit around the kitchen

17:36

and drinking their coffee, telling big stories

17:38

with big laughs. I'm

17:41

never going to be like that.

17:45

I'm not that person. We

17:48

know we're aware. Yeah, we totally get it.

17:50

What is it with her getting

17:52

into people's personal spaces? Drew Barrymore. I

17:54

don't know. What is that? She

17:56

like said, now they,

17:58

I say, Andy and sad with people. say crisscross applesauce.

18:02

Another thing because you can't say any of

18:04

y'all anymore. Right. But she says crisscross applesauce

18:07

as my daughter's generation say on the

18:09

couch and she's like all up in

18:11

your face. Hey,

18:14

talk about your life.

18:17

I would be so uncomfortable with

18:19

that. I would be. It's just not my,

18:21

maybe it's a generational thing. I don't know.

18:23

Her generation is weird. I'd

18:26

be like, I'm saying you're in my, you're

18:28

in my dance space. Okay. This is my

18:30

dance space and that's your dance

18:32

space. And so you need to like get

18:34

out of my dance space. Okay. Oh

18:37

my gosh. Well, and it's funny because, um,

18:39

Chris Wallace on his show, wherever it

18:41

is that he has a show was

18:44

talking about with a panel about

18:46

how often over the last couple

18:48

of years there have been articles

18:50

or people in the media who

18:52

have said Kamala is finding her

18:55

voice because she's been such

18:57

a colossal failure up for the entire

18:59

time. But they're, they're always

19:01

trying to sort of re ignite

19:03

her popularity by

19:05

writing these articles where they

19:07

say Kamala is finding her

19:09

voice. And so the panel

19:11

reacted to that. You know, Eliana,

19:14

I find it kind of ironic that the

19:16

Biden campaign talks about her finding her voice

19:18

and they have said this repeatedly

19:22

over the, these four years, because in

19:24

these focus groups that we're talking about,

19:26

one of the things that people objected

19:28

to was her voice. They

19:30

said they found her voice, especially her laugh.

19:33

Oh dear. You know, it's,

19:35

it is amusing. And I put in

19:38

Google Kamala Harris finds her voice. It's

19:40

not just the Biden, it's not just

19:42

the Harris team that's saying this. Um,

19:44

when you Google that, you get several

19:47

articles by reporters. It is the media

19:49

that's saying this and about once every

19:51

six months, the media writes a story.

19:54

Kamala Harris finds her voice and usually

19:56

it's on, uh, the abortion message. If

19:58

she had a strong. consistent voice

20:00

and was really finding a lot of

20:02

success as vice president. We wouldn't read

20:04

an article every six months about her

20:06

signing her voice. No

20:09

one ever writes about women smiling or being killed. Well,

20:11

you know, I kind of anticipated this. People

20:14

write about Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his

20:16

voice. Not that much, come on. It's

20:18

a particularly annoying voice, by the way.

20:20

But that's besides the point. No,

20:22

it's precisely the point. Her voice is an issue.

20:24

Look, she's got a problem with communicating. She sounds

20:27

like a prosecutor, I would say. That's probably the

20:29

issue. She sounds like what she was for years.

20:31

I think the issue is she's also a woman.

20:33

She's also a woman of color. I'm not blaming

20:35

it on that necessarily, but she has got a

20:38

lot of inbuilt things. Are you suggesting that women

20:40

don't face a double standard in politics? I'm

20:42

just saying that I think the voice question

20:45

with her is that she does have a

20:47

voice that people find annoying, just like they

20:49

do with Robert F. Kennedy. I think there

20:51

are limits to how this double standard... Well,

20:53

you know... It's not limited to women either.

20:55

I think Ted Cruz struggled with the same

20:57

thing. Well, Ted Cruz is going way down

20:59

the line on him. Come on. He's annoying.

21:01

Give it Ted Cruz, it's not likable. Neither

21:04

is she. Neither is

21:06

she. All right, Jonah.

21:08

She's not down 10%. I understand. I mean,

21:10

I take Kara's point. She's not going anywhere.

21:13

If she just disappeared, would Biden be

21:15

better off with another running mate? Oh,

21:18

I think... It depends on the running mate, but yeah, I think

21:20

so. I mean, look, I think this whole thing gets the causality

21:22

backwards. Abortion is

21:24

an issue that's good for Biden and

21:26

for Harris, and it has coattails for

21:28

them. She's not helping the

21:31

abortion issue. The abortion issue is helping. It's helping

21:33

her. I think Wallace

21:35

was like, I don't know if

21:37

I should have had these angry

21:39

lesbians on my show because it's

21:41

making it very difficult for me to make

21:43

my point. Yeah,

21:47

he might have been having some regurgity,

21:50

as we say. He really was.

21:53

Like, it's that

21:55

kind of her voice. She's just freaking annoying.

21:57

She is. That's the problem. And

21:59

she's stupid. very stupid. You

22:02

know, you can parade somebody

22:04

out there for so long and make them appear.

22:06

I mean, because she was, listen,

22:08

because the chick with the short hair, you know,

22:10

she was like Kara Swisher. She talks

22:12

like a prosecutor. No, she actually

22:15

doesn't. She talks like a

22:17

stupid person. And we could

22:19

see it within five minutes of her being vice

22:21

president, we were on to her. And then we

22:23

were like, all right, so make fun of her. She's an

22:25

idiot. She

22:28

is unburdened by what knowledge?

22:31

No one burden. Yeah.

22:35

All right, we talked about the good polls

22:37

and the good polls come from CNN. Here

22:39

is the story. The poll, which was

22:42

conducted by SSRS finds Trump is leading

22:44

Biden with ample work to do with

22:46

his base and with independent voters who

22:48

are breaking to his GOP rival. In

22:51

a head to head race, 49% of voters say they'd pick

22:53

Trump for president compared to 43%

22:56

for Biden. That's a nine point

22:58

Trump advantage with independent voters and

23:01

add in third party candidates and Trump's lead

23:03

jumps. Even more gets 42%

23:05

to Biden's 33% and

23:08

Robert F. County Jr. gets 16% of

23:10

the vote. Our poll also

23:13

underscores the challenges of incumbency and

23:15

that voters four years later have a

23:17

better view of Trump's presidency compared to

23:20

Biden's. 55% say Trump's time in

23:22

office was a success with only 39%

23:25

saying the same about Biden's presidency. Yeah,

23:28

I mean, that's the thing is that we all know what Trump

23:30

can do because we've seen it. Yeah, it's not

23:32

like he's a new dude coming in. We've seen

23:34

his success. And now we've seen Biden's

23:36

failure. And a lot of people are like, I want

23:39

that success, Mac. Yeah, that's awesome. I'd

23:41

like to have that back, please. But

23:43

then I do worry about the Kennedy

23:45

thing. Well, good. And

23:47

this poll, it looked fantastic. Kennedy

23:50

was mean, absolutely helping Trump. Yeah,

23:52

he was. But I still

23:54

worry because of what you said before and

23:56

what we were talking about before. I just I don't

23:58

trust the polls you guys. I don't and

24:00

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I get every no I did not. Michael

27:09

Steller. Thank you. Michael says if you want

27:11

to torture someone play the VP's laugh on

27:13

a nonstop recording, that would be mean. Yeah,

27:15

we should do that to political prisoners. That

27:19

would be so mean. Andrea Viola.

27:21

Thank you. Andrew says, call

27:24

up. I don't know how she wants

27:26

me to say that. Kamala's mouth

27:28

has been empty enough to laugh.

27:33

I think it's Kamala's has

27:36

been empty enough to laugh. I think

27:38

that may be a naughty

27:40

joke. Oh,

27:45

okay. Okay. Nothing.

27:49

Getting it but still.

27:51

Maybe I'm ever thinking that and I'm just my

27:54

brain is in the wrong place. In

27:56

which case I'm mock today. Sometimes

28:00

I have trouble you guys. I try really hard

28:03

to understand all the comments, but sometimes I just

28:05

don't. Um, okay. So we mentioned that

28:07

Biden said on the Howard Stern show that he was going

28:09

to debate here is that moment. It's just a six second

28:11

clip just to get kind of get you set up for

28:14

the debate about the debate because now

28:16

there's debate about whether there will be

28:18

a debate. And so we have all

28:20

kinds of varying viewpoints, but here's what

28:22

kicked it off this weekend as a

28:25

topic of debate. I know if

28:27

you're going to debate your, uh, your opponent. I

28:29

am somewhere. I don't know why I'm happy. I'm

28:32

curious what everyone thinks that they're actually going

28:34

to debate. I personally am waiting for KJP

28:36

to issue the, you know, the retraction from

28:39

what president Biden said, you know, he

28:41

wants to debate. I don't think they're going to debate.

28:43

What do you think Joe? I think he has

28:45

to now because he's on the record saying he

28:47

will debate. Do I think he's going to do

28:49

the three presidential debates that we normally see in

28:51

September, October? No, I say he waits till late

28:54

October. Well, after early voting started, we saw John

28:56

Federman use his strategy and he'll

28:58

go out there because if he does not, he

29:00

looks like a coward and it reaffirms everything that

29:02

we've been thinking about this president too old. Doesn't

29:04

have the mental acuity and can't speak outside of a

29:07

teleprompter. I agree with, I

29:09

agree with Joe completely. The

29:11

thing is, I think

29:13

he has to, the thing is that, um, I don't

29:16

think that when he went on Howard Stern,

29:18

that his staff was thinking

29:20

he was going to say that. Cause

29:23

he was on scripted and have his teleprompter in front

29:25

of him. I think that he, he was like, Oh yeah,

29:27

I'm going to debate Trump. And you know, his staff was like,

29:29

Oh, yeah, he put

29:31

it out there. And

29:35

so, and now he has to do it. He has

29:37

to do it. It's conscious, right? If he doesn't

29:40

do it, he's going to look like complete coward.

29:42

And this is what we've always done. But

29:45

he's probably right too, that there's going to just be

29:47

one. It's not going to be the normal three and

29:49

that it will be after the conventions,

29:52

after early voting. I think he's

29:54

probably right about that. I agree with

29:56

them. I don't know who this fellow is

29:58

on the left of Blitz. The. That's.

30:01

His name right? Wolf Blitzer? Yeah, yeah, let's

30:03

sum of. That's. Walls and Se Cupp

30:05

is on his right, so we'll hear from both

30:07

of them. First, the gentleman on the last. But.

30:10

Jabbar Way and you pick the by himself

30:12

is actually once the presence of the before.

30:15

I. Think they probably think like I do which is

30:17

I'll believe it will as you. Guys

30:19

Donald Trump says he was debate if

30:21

I don't have said he would testify.

30:24

I'll believe it. may take the fan, I'll

30:26

believe it When he shows up at the

30:28

theater, there is no evidence that Donald Trump

30:30

will actually follow through on these are things

30:32

that he says and one of the things

30:34

I've seen in some debate negotiations way back

30:36

of the nineties. Now the kids I work

30:38

for going to make a Tenner who was

30:40

the chief debate negotiator for President Bill Clinton

30:43

during relax and we're having snows a lot

30:45

of kabuki dance that's going on around, debate,

30:47

negotiations and nothing as of a final. So

30:49

everything is final. We will see when they

30:51

debate and if they debate. Or

30:53

is a trump as see who is. It would have

30:55

more to gain from a debate with a Be Trump

30:57

or by. Definitely Donald Trump. Ah, and he

31:00

knows that. I think he is banking. On

31:02

the fact that he will look. More

31:04

robust, more energetic has he is,

31:06

he has not held so standards

31:08

by his own. Voters. Like

31:10

standards are are telling the truth.

31:13

Knowing. Sauce other policies that you know

31:15

he's going to explain they don't care about

31:17

any of that. So when with this no

31:19

matter what and you know as. Bidens.

31:22

Voters have very high standards

31:24

ask questions about policy thought

31:26

that what he would do

31:28

in explain the situation on

31:30

so I think from the

31:32

probably vote. For the photos of

31:35

her, That's why people. Pushing. Less

31:37

for a very long time and

31:39

actually Essences outplayed five minute. He's.

31:42

Gonna say okay. Great! I'm ready to go to

31:44

North. Monday says that you heard

31:46

of so that when by the says. No

31:48

will probably do it as scheduled

31:50

after that advances Trump's gonna say

31:52

look, he's scared his unprepared. I'm

31:54

ready to go Now I think

31:56

Trump. Has enough for hims you lose or something.

32:00

He republican a one time member. Yeah.

32:03

A long time ago she best friends at

32:05

Meghan Mccain to everybody gets enemy. Yeah.

32:08

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just

32:10

saying that. I mean it's he. Just take that for what

32:12

it is. I'm staying at this. At

32:14

Up. So I mean the lots and lots

32:17

of varied opinions. And here's another. Ah, Hugh

32:19

Hewitt. Ah, Here's what he has to say

32:21

about the potential of debate. That.

32:24

Terrible would be thought of. The President

32:26

isn't from Joe Biden is physically and

32:28

from a lot of Vicky's gonna debates

32:30

and they're afraid of that It some.

32:32

I'll go through the White House correspondents'

32:34

dinner last night, but I will begin

32:36

mega for a debate, Finding a moderator

32:38

that both sides would trust I mean

32:41

really a fair and unbiased moderator will

32:43

be taught he might have to like

32:45

each team pick one where the veto

32:47

on the other side. But I also

32:49

don't dismiss I cannot imagine president by

32:51

integrating debate President Trump because President Trump's.

32:53

Got more energy than ten Joe Biden

32:55

is. he got more charisma, more star

32:58

bowers and therefore I just don't see

33:00

it happening. Team Biden. Yeah.

33:02

It's he's in sperm at my favorite the

33:04

I mean it's a one off course Boston

33:06

or he was having an asshole battle with

33:08

this is you guys have you watched. Him

33:10

he was like is doubly gonna feed me

33:13

like am I have added is this myself

33:15

look like putting. Uncomfortable. Why

33:17

these? Yes, The hood. Oh

33:22

my gosh, I'd Andrea I think you

33:24

enter says i have no respect for

33:26

heels up Harris. I. Know Richards

33:28

thank you she says curious about Trump's

33:30

V P Pack will he announced the

33:33

i'm very curious and yeah I know

33:35

and when that's gonna happen on. And

33:37

Jamie Helsinki Geniuses Cup is a moron

33:40

indeed. Indeed,

33:43

He. Is. And. That

33:45

leaves us right to the White House correspondents'

33:47

dinner Selected to some fun like some fun

33:49

stuff about at first because actually the whole

33:51

thing is pretty fun to chat about. Because.

33:54

First of all, John fast. he

33:57

would you for i have been i'm

33:59

sorry I'm dying to see what he

34:01

wore. Okay, so Jimmy Fela actually

34:03

took a selfie with John Federman.

34:07

Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Okay, all

34:09

right. Somebody said they lost sound and I felt like

34:11

maybe I did in my ear for a second. Okay,

34:13

good. Yeah. Why

34:15

is everybody saying no sound? It's so... I

34:17

don't know. Did you lose sound? Yeah, I

34:19

hear you just fine. Okay, all right, good.

34:21

So Jimmy Fela posted this photo of himself

34:23

and John Federman and John Federman,

34:26

of course, this is like a formal, formal,

34:28

right? This is what people wear, the tuxes

34:30

and gowns. Here's what Federman wore. Oh

34:34

my gosh. It's

34:38

a car heart, y'all. It's a

34:40

car heart hoodie with a tux

34:42

thing on it. Oh my gosh.

34:46

He's even got the red. I can't tell if that's

34:49

like a rose or a handkerchief or what that's supposed

34:51

to be. Looks like a rose. Yeah,

34:54

you got to hand it to the

34:56

guy. Oh my gosh. He's consistent. He

34:58

really is consistent. Wow. Okay.

35:01

Oh my God, that cracked me up. All right.

35:04

And then what was also hilarious is

35:06

that George Santos decided to

35:08

do like running commentary of the

35:10

red carpet on Twitter. Oh my

35:12

God, you guys. So

35:15

here, we just have a few because this went on

35:17

and on and on. But here are

35:19

some highlights. So the first person that he

35:21

reviewed was Christian Welker.

35:24

And he said, did someone

35:26

say pink? I

35:28

struggled with this one, but I established that it was

35:30

a fail. Miss Bang here needed

35:33

to have less and she went for

35:35

more. Sorry not sorry, Christian

35:37

Welker. You clearly don't use less is

35:39

more in your life. So

35:41

this is what he was doing. This is what he was

35:43

doing. Like running commentary. He was being,

35:46

he's trying to be Joan Rivers is what he

35:48

was trying to do. Totally. I

35:50

don't think he's Joan Rivers, but okay.

35:52

Alyssa Farah. Alyssa Farah. He

35:55

said, I mean, not this type of structure we

35:57

mean when we ask you to be more structured,

35:59

girl. The dress is simply not made for

36:01

you. I don't want to knock the dress because it's

36:03

redeemable You just didn't understand

36:05

the assignment. I hate that dress. I

36:09

hate it too. It's awful. She looks like a

36:11

peacock Yeah, exactly. It's she's a bird So

36:15

he wasn't finished let's see who else did

36:17

he Criticize

36:20

sunny he gave her best

36:22

dress last year But he said that she

36:24

came in and bombed with this absolutely terrible

36:26

look It's like she tripped in a time

36:28

machine and took this dress from an old

36:30

Spice Girls Your closet.

36:32

I had big expectations for sunny. He

36:34

said I don't dress I have I

36:36

honestly don't hate that dress I hate

36:38

only because it just looks like somebody

36:40

took red tape and just wrapped her

36:42

wrapped it around her Yeah, yeah, but

36:44

I it's not she breathed horribly

36:47

Objectionable, but you know just the person

36:50

in it is yeah Yeah,

36:52

it's a lot. I mean she wanted every

36:54

last bit of her covered So

36:57

she did that And

37:01

then Kennedy who I won best

37:03

dressed by like a bunch of

37:05

different places including the Daily Mail

37:07

really thought yeah They thought that

37:09

this was best dress George

37:12

Santos did not he said moving on another big

37:14

no was this overly tacky look I'm not sure

37:16

what Kennedy was thinking or if she was thinking

37:18

at all But I would take the dress back

37:20

to the gravel pit and shoot it dead. No

37:24

No, it's just it's like the cover

37:26

of the preppy handbook. Yeah,

37:28

it's a lot three. I'm not a fan What

37:30

were what? That's a lot.

37:32

What is happening? Don't

37:35

like Christmas is right all over her. I'm

37:37

not She

37:40

got best dress yeah, and

37:43

I guess a couple of different places I

37:45

like Kennedy and she's sort of out there.

37:47

You know she's sort of lucky. She's quirky.

37:49

Where's the quirky things? Yeah, she's kind of

37:51

edgy. So you kind of expect her to

37:53

be well who she is kind

37:55

of quirky, but I'm not Yeah,

37:58

I mean I wouldn't have I

38:02

would not have is basically what

38:04

I mean to say about that. Before

38:08

we get to some video from White House

38:10

Correspondents Dinner and there's a bunch of clips

38:12

because I have to say, is it Jost

38:14

or Yoast? How do you pronounce Colin's last

38:16

name? I thought

38:18

it was Yoast. Is that

38:20

Jost? Oh, does it matter? He's the

38:22

guy that's married to Scarlett Johansson. That's the

38:24

reason that he's popular at this point, right?

38:27

Yeah. So he and Michael Che do

38:29

a hilarious bit on SNL things. Yeah,

38:31

I mean, yeah, he's pretty funny there.

38:34

He's pretty funny. And that one bit. And

38:36

he did have some very funny moments from

38:39

the White House Correspondents. Yeah, he did. I thought so.

38:42

I thought they were funny. We'll play a couple and then people can decide. Yeah,

38:44

I watched a bunch of them and I didn't think he was that funny at

38:46

all. Well, I thought he was

38:48

funny when he made fun of Biden. That's when he

38:50

was hilarious. The

38:52

Trump stuff was kind of not... It

38:55

was just so predictable. So predictable. Yeah,

38:57

but some of the Biden stuff I

38:59

thought was good. And we'll get to

39:01

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let's get to some of the attendees. Well actually

41:07

just one attendee in particular and that is

41:09

Molly Ringwald, the reason for my name today. I

41:12

had forgotten completely that she existed and

41:14

yet she got invited and here she

41:17

is to talk about why she's there.

41:19

What are you doing here this evening? I was

41:21

invited. It's an evening that

41:24

I've often you know watched

41:26

on television and something I

41:29

always enjoy and I'm just

41:31

really excited to

41:33

be here to you know have

41:35

fun and also to support journalists

41:38

and I think it's a really hard job

41:40

you know with journalists. Yeah I mean it

41:42

is and I feel like journalists need to

41:45

be protected and supported.

41:48

First of all what has she done to her face?

41:51

Like her lip is lopsided now. She's

41:56

done kind of a mess. She's done. John

41:58

Hughes would be like who are Are you?

42:01

Yeah. And then by supporting journalists, is

42:03

she talking about like coddling

42:05

them and fawning all over them at

42:07

a really fancy dinner? Pretty

42:10

much. You know what I mean? That's, is that what she's,

42:12

that's supporting them? Okay. All

42:14

right. Because these people are so out of

42:17

touch. And journalism is dead. I mean, most of us know

42:19

that, right? And when you watch this

42:21

stuff, you're just kind of like the rest of all of us

42:23

real people out here are just looking at this and we want

42:25

to give them the giant middle finger. Don't

42:28

we? Is it just me? It's definitely

42:30

not just you. Okay.

42:33

Apparently, KJP has a new girlfriend

42:35

and this is her. So

42:38

the still that you see on your screen right now,

42:40

that is her new love

42:42

interest. And people caught

42:45

sight of this particular clip, namely

42:47

because the date, KJP's date was

42:50

geeking out over the food and taking

42:52

pictures of it ostensibly for the gram. But

42:55

you can see her grab her phone and take a

42:57

picture of literally a leafy salad. Oh

42:59

my God. And they're

43:01

not talking to each other. Oh my God. Take

43:04

a picture of the salad. I gotta take a picture of the

43:06

salad. It's

43:10

like, I have so many things I want to say right now. I'm not

43:12

going to say it. I can't,

43:14

I can't say any of the things I want to say. Well,

43:18

I just didn't, it didn't look like they were particularly

43:20

happy together. And if this is a new love interest,

43:22

which I would think it is, I mean, they can't

43:24

have been dating more than a few months at this

43:26

point, right? She only just got divorced. She probably just

43:28

like found her outside and she's like, you want to

43:30

come with me? She

43:33

was ignoring her completely. Yeah.

43:36

Anyway, that's probably why she got divorced from

43:39

the first one. So

43:42

there was, I don't know if this was an opening act, but there

43:44

was an impersonator that

43:46

was trying to impersonate Trump,

43:49

Bernie, Obama, like all kinds of

43:52

people. I

43:54

don't think his Bernie was terrible. I mean, obviously doesn't

43:56

hold a candle to you. I know they don't ever

43:59

invite me to this. this thing. But

44:03

he was kind of bombing. Like if you

44:05

could be in the middle of the crowd

44:07

and if you watch this, we'll watch

44:09

it all the way through just so you can hear the voices. But

44:12

he's not getting a very warm response. I

44:15

didn't think in fact you could tell that

44:17

he was struggling when he was even like,

44:19

oh, there's tough crowd or whatever it is

44:21

that he was saying. Anyway, he starts off

44:23

with Trump and then you'll hear the other

44:25

voices. Tonight, you're

44:27

in. Well, I want to tell you, I

44:30

will tell you it is really a tremendous

44:32

opportunity to be the most talented of anybody's

44:34

ever seen. Great to see you losers. A

44:37

lot of people say that. Hello,

44:39

everybody. Why is it so quiet? What's happening? You're quieter than

44:41

Sleepy Joe. Hello, Joe. How are you? Great to see you.

44:45

We're going to debate, right? That's what they're saying.

44:47

There's a lot of stories here. A lot of

44:49

great people. There's Scarlett Johanna's beard. Scarlett

44:52

is here from Black Widow. I love the

44:54

blacks. I really love the blacks, it's true.

44:58

You have a lot of people that could potentially

45:00

be a vice president. You have Laura Trump,

45:02

who's a lot better than Ron

45:04

McDonald. Who doesn't love Ronald McDonald, right? I'm

45:06

loving it. You like a happy meal, right?

45:08

You like that? But

45:11

I will tell you, this dinner is so

45:13

tight. It's so uptight, right? This

45:16

dinner is better than Taylor Swift's new album,

45:18

The Tortured President's Department, right? He's looking at

45:20

me for the white text here. He doesn't

45:22

like me too much, right? But

45:25

I will tell you, the Chinese apps are

45:27

being banned. It's horrible. We have to post

45:29

our David Peckers on Snapchat now. That's what

45:31

they say. Let's

45:35

face it, folks. I'm on fire right now, like the

45:37

guy outside the courthouse, right? Not

45:42

soon enough. Not soon enough. But

45:45

I will tell you, I am killing this dinner

45:47

harder than Kristi Noem. Kills the puppies. Moving on,

45:50

please. Even

45:53

Bernie has something to say. Mr. Trump, you have

45:55

no idea what the ordinary experience is. everyday

46:00

Americans are. I am concerned with

46:02

battling the ruthless dictators like Vladimir

46:04

Putin. Can we all agree on

46:06

that? Can we all agree? Even

46:09

Mitch would agree with that right now. Well,

46:22

let me begin by stating what a privilege it is.

46:29

To be at this dinner

46:31

celebrating ordinary Americans and African

46:34

Americans. Let

46:38

me tell you something, Barack, to close it up.

46:40

Everybody at DC, you've been a lot of fun.

46:43

And I had to close it out by said when I was on

46:45

the campaign trail in 2008, I let it stand with the crowd and

46:47

I would say, you're fired up, the crowd would say I'm ready to

46:49

go. Do you have

46:52

a launch, bro? Are you fired up?

46:54

You're fired up? I'm letting you

46:56

go. You're not going to crush yourself. I'm going to crush you

46:59

so much. Can I? Thank

47:01

you. Everything's better than. Think

47:03

about making an impression. It's

47:06

better than Colin. I thought he's

47:08

better than Colin. I think the crowd

47:10

was so freaking uptight. He's not wrong.

47:12

Everybody's just like, you

47:15

know, uptight. Not fun. They were not

47:17

kind to him. They were. I know.

47:20

I'm proud, man. They're all

47:22

just bunged up. Yeah.

47:25

Like, loosen up, people. Everybody

47:27

loosen up. Remember,

47:30

who's the guy, Rich Little? He's

47:32

the one that used to do

47:34

impressions. I used to love that

47:36

guy. He was good. He was really,

47:38

really good. People that can do that. We

47:40

need to check. Now you're making me worry.

47:43

But people that can do that? 85. Oh

47:46

my gosh. He's still doing it. The guy

47:48

is still rocking. He's still doing the thing.

47:50

Look at him go. He's going to thrive.

47:52

Look at that. Yeah, it's the same. People

47:54

that can do that. That's kind of a

47:57

talent. Oh, it's a huge

47:59

talent for sure. I need your thirst that

48:01

day like I do. They. Are out there All

48:03

I can to take dressed as a need. For.

48:07

Biden obviously had his

48:09

moments to give his

48:11

radio his teleprompter jokes.

48:13

And. I'm I'm trying to think of

48:15

if there was anything in particular that I wanted to

48:18

point out you guys about this, not really I mean.

48:21

He. Was fine I guess is fine as

48:23

Biden can do. Here's a fellow writers and

48:25

yeah right here's a little taste. Or

48:28

before elections and forces

48:30

yes age is it

48:33

issues. I'm a grown

48:35

man. Runners

48:37

against the Cicero. Fly

48:43

feel they are really

48:45

feel very entrepreneurial. Other

48:47

countries. Such. As radio

48:49

Georgia, North Carolina, I've always done

48:52

well on the original thirteen goals.

48:58

And as regular as three Zero

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49:02

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49:06

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49:20

Lord. Is

49:23

the only thing we ever com. My

49:26

voice present actually endorses me. Okay,

49:29

that was not a bad zinger at the end. But.

49:33

In the yes, yeah yeah,

49:36

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right, let's hear a couple little clips. I'll

50:44

just let him run together. These are and

50:46

three very short clips from Collin Yes, Sir

50:48

Joh stir however else has his name yes

50:51

and I had are we any yet again

50:53

we had a else in here. They said

50:55

it was yes. Okay are Aden

50:57

yeah I thought that these were pretty. I thought

50:59

this was pretty good but I I like him.

51:01

I think it's is from the Snl stuff. I

51:03

do like his new stuff with Michael say I

51:05

like it when they crack up at each other.

51:07

I think that's what I like about gather I

51:09

like them but in the gathering I thought he

51:11

was horrible. Rely on him and will

51:14

add up anyway. We'll play these three clubs and

51:16

you'll see. It's also wonderful. Three back and

51:18

Washington. I love being in Washington. Last time I

51:20

was in D C, I left my cocaine of

51:22

the White House. Luckily

51:27

the President was able to put it's good for

51:29

a spirit of union. I'm

51:40

kidding. Of course the President doesn't call. It's

51:42

okay because of high speed rail. or

51:51

the way can you blame macgyver

51:53

turning to cook has he must

51:55

be exhausted orchestrating four separate trials

51:57

against his rival rigging the soup

52:00

bowl and gearing up to

52:02

steal a second election. Wow. Yeah.

52:08

Also, it's not like Trump himself is

52:10

young and sharp. I'm

52:13

not saying both candidates are old, but you

52:16

know Jimmy Carter is out there thinking, I

52:18

could maybe win this thing. He's

52:29

only 99. Like

52:32

many of you here tonight, I pretend to

52:34

do news on TV. That's

52:41

funny. That actually is

52:43

funny. My weekend update co-anchor

52:45

Michael Shea was going to join me

52:47

here tonight, but in solidarity with President

52:50

Biden, I decided to lose all my

52:52

black support. That

53:02

was my favorite. Okay. I'll

53:04

give him the last two. The last two

53:06

were okay. Yeah, those are my favorites.

53:09

But like there's especially drowned on and on about

53:11

like Trump stuff. I'm like, there was one part,

53:13

I don't know, there's one part

53:15

where he said that Democrats say they're underwhelmed, but

53:17

I think they're just not living in reality. I

53:22

mean, he was

53:25

talking about how everything is great.

53:28

He's like, people keep asking if our lives are

53:30

better than they were four years ago. And of

53:32

course they are. He said that at one point.

53:35

And I was like, dude, get a

53:37

grip, which shows you exactly who he is.

53:39

He's a guy who's married to a woman

53:41

who makes more than any other woman in

53:44

the whole United States. I

53:47

mean, that woman, they live in

53:49

an alternate universe. Everybody in that room

53:51

does. And so he can make the

53:53

joke and we can go, ha ha, that's funny. But

53:56

remember who those people are. And like I

53:58

said earlier, celebrities

54:00

are the only people that Biden can

54:02

count on to get

54:04

him across that goal line because everybody

54:06

else We hate him

54:11

Look what he's done to the country We

54:13

live in a world liberties and only fans

54:15

girls, which you'll see proof of

54:17

in just a little bit But before

54:19

we get to that, this is a

54:21

flashback from 2014 when Biden was vice

54:24

president and Joel McHale Was

54:26

doing the stand-up bit at the White House

54:28

Correspondents dinner ripping on Biden

54:31

back then when he wasn't there The

54:35

vice president isn't here tonight not for

54:37

security reasons. He just thought this event

54:39

was being held at the Dulles Airport

54:42

Applebee's Yes, right

54:44

now Joe is elbow-deep and jalapeno

54:46

poppers and talking to a construction

54:48

tone. He thinks is John Boehner

54:51

Also true Also

54:54

true It's

54:57

crazy to think that Joe Biden

55:00

is only one heartbeat away from

55:02

no one taking him seriously as

55:04

president Yeah,

55:10

and you know Obama is just saying they're

55:12

going yeah We're totally gonna use him at

55:15

some point as a puppet, you know for

55:17

my third term My

55:19

god precisely what's happening? Mm-hmm.

55:22

I mean he's been old and dumb

55:24

like whenever such that comedians have been

55:26

making fun of him since before 2014

55:29

Yeah, that's a man ever I

55:33

know Richards. Thank you. She says neither the White

55:35

House or the president has said anything about the

55:37

tornadoes Yeah, there was some bad

55:39

tornadoes. I think it was Oh,

55:42

yeah Nice.

55:44

Yeah, well, of course Biden hasn't even

55:46

said anything about the campus

55:48

stuff yet So I'm not surprised he

55:50

was very busy with the dinner this

55:53

weekend. Yeah, yeah Very and that

55:55

dinner by the way all the people that were

55:57

walking the red carpet had to go through the

55:59

gauntlet outlet of crazy

56:02

pro-terrorist supporters. Here's

56:04

a little bit of what that looks like. They're

56:13

eating their own thing, right? I

56:16

love it when they start eating their own. I

56:18

mean, this is great. And

56:21

by the way, California has banned the sale

56:24

of new gas powered vehicles after 2035, as

56:26

we know. Here's what their charging

56:28

stations currently look like. My God. I

56:31

thought this was so interesting. You find

56:33

me a way that a car can park right there

56:36

and plug in. Just unbelievable. But

56:39

California, what are you doing? I

56:42

know it's amazing, right? And

56:44

UCLA also having a

56:47

really hard time with the protesters. There's

56:49

a lot of, it is mayhem

56:51

down there and they're not doing

56:53

anything about it. And

56:55

this fellow decided to take a walk to

56:57

UCLA to report back on what these protests

56:59

look like. And he gave a

57:02

very interesting list of takeaways. First

57:04

of all, most of them, he said

57:06

openly support Hamas. They

57:08

say that October 7th did not

57:11

happen. My God. And

57:13

they're even saying that the New York

57:15

Times debunked it. These

57:17

people are out of their minds. If they

57:19

do believe it, they're saying it was justified

57:21

because it counts as resistance. Absolutely. This is

57:24

what I've heard too. A

57:26

hundred percent of the people that

57:28

David spoke to had the exact

57:30

same narrative and MO trying to

57:32

recenter the conversation to 1948 without

57:35

knowing a single thing about any

57:37

of the details when challenged. They

57:39

have their own security teams and

57:41

they control who can access the

57:43

encampments, which is totally illegal. And

57:45

the security, how? Like

57:47

this stuff is so funded. It's

57:49

crazy. Oh my God. Yeah. All

57:52

the money, right? He said whenever

57:54

they would try to have conversations with these

57:56

folks and would remain calm, the protesters would

57:58

get very, very agitated. and angry and

58:01

aggressive. And then if you approach

58:03

somebody who was clearly junior to some of the

58:05

band leaders, their handlers would

58:07

show up very, very quickly to take

58:10

over and then they all have this

58:12

standard response where they say, read

58:14

our five demands to divest, now I'm

58:16

gonna stop talking to you. Yeah, this

58:18

is because it's so freaking organized and

58:21

funded and it's just, I mean, you guys,

58:24

not okay. None of this is okay. That's

58:27

vile. Then back at the White House

58:29

Correspondents Dinner, they decided to do like an acting

58:31

out of an IDF execution.

58:38

This was so vile. I

58:41

cannot believe the kind of crap that these

58:43

protesters do. It's so gross. Oh

58:45

my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh

58:48

my God. Oh my God. Oh

58:50

my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

58:52

Oh my God. Oh my

58:54

God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh

58:56

my God. Oh

58:58

my God. And

59:01

it gets worse. Like they actually act out a

59:04

full on execution. They show them on the ground.

59:06

Like they throw like blue powder on them

59:08

of some sort. And that's, yeah. All

59:11

these dudes are vegan. They have to be. See

59:13

the dudes? You know

59:15

they're vegan. It's just so

59:18

gross. They're all lacking major B12.

59:21

And then they're, this is ridiculous. It's

59:23

just the, I mean, come on. These

59:27

people are just. And

59:29

why didn't they all have their masks on there?

59:31

I don't understand. They have their masks on in

59:34

certain places than other places they don't. I need,

59:36

I have questions. Lots

59:40

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disgusting. I don't know if you have it or

1:01:37

not, because we didn't get to this appreciate. But

1:01:39

there did you see at Harvard they had, I

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mean, they were all just like praying. They

1:01:44

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it, but it's like they, they're

1:01:51

just out there. It's like, can

1:01:54

you imagine if it were just

1:01:56

like this giant Christian takeover at Harvard

1:01:58

or any of these IVs? they would be

1:02:00

losing their minds. But they

1:02:02

it's like they are it's, it's

1:02:05

just like mass prayer like they're

1:02:07

converting these kids to Islam. Oh

1:02:10

my God. Right there on campus. It's I

1:02:12

mean, it is a lot of kids. It's

1:02:14

just like a sea of kids on

1:02:17

their knees. Praying on

1:02:19

the ground. When Harvard pulled down the American

1:02:21

flag and replaced it with a Palestinian flag.

1:02:23

They did. And Harvard is just allowing this

1:02:25

to go on. Yes, totally fine. Like that's

1:02:28

okay. That's what's happening on

1:02:30

these campuses and they're okay with

1:02:32

that. I mean, you guys it's

1:02:35

it's to me it's foreshadowing of

1:02:37

stuff to come. I don't know

1:02:40

what else is there to say about it. You

1:02:42

can't. This is it's not

1:02:44

okay. It's just not okay. And they're

1:02:47

and it's recruiting to you

1:02:49

can't think that it's not so

1:02:53

well and then when they start bringing little kids

1:02:55

into it. That's true. I mean, it's

1:02:57

just heart. Your heart breaks over

1:02:59

that shit. Brainwashing. It's so nasty.

1:03:01

And then Ilhan Omar at Columbia

1:03:03

was she she was getting some

1:03:05

heat for this. But not enough

1:03:08

in my view, but she was

1:03:10

talking about she was basically category

1:03:12

categorizing Israelis as either being anti

1:03:15

genocide or pro genocide. Like,

1:03:18

what does that mean? It doesn't

1:03:20

even she's just so awful. Yeah,

1:03:23

and this is just model. Thanks

1:03:25

for the Jewish students who are facing anti-Semitism

1:03:28

here on campus. So I actually met a

1:03:30

lot of Jewish students that are in the

1:03:32

encampment. And I think

1:03:34

it is really unfortunate that people

1:03:37

don't care about the fact

1:03:39

that all Jewish kids should be

1:03:41

kept safe and that we should

1:03:44

not have to tolerate anti-Semitism

1:03:47

or bigotry for all Jewish students, whether

1:03:49

they are pro genocide or anti genocide.

1:03:51

What in the hell is she talking

1:03:53

about? That

1:03:56

woman. Oh my God. She's

1:03:59

insane. Absolutely insane.

1:04:02

And even, you know, Bill Maher, obviously, especially

1:04:05

when it comes to matters related to Islam, he's

1:04:07

always been on the right side of the issue. And

1:04:10

he had Professor Scott Galloway on his

1:04:12

show. They both had very interesting

1:04:14

things to say about all of this. We'll start

1:04:17

with Bill Maher. North Korea

1:04:19

stars its people. China

1:04:21

puts them in concentration camps.

1:04:23

Myanmar brutalizes the Rohingya. Boko

1:04:25

Haram kidnaps whole villages of

1:04:27

women. Nothing. Ukraine.

1:04:31

Maybe if these Google employees had the

1:04:33

slightest idea what kind of fundamentalist, oppressive,

1:04:36

they're supporting Hamas, the Houthis,

1:04:38

Hezbollah, the Iranian Revolutionary

1:04:41

Guard, they might take

1:04:43

it a little easier on the world's greatest monster,

1:04:46

genocide Joe. Genocide, by the

1:04:48

way, is when you want to

1:04:50

wipe out an entire people. That's the

1:04:52

stated goal of Hamas. That's

1:04:54

what from the riveter the fee means. Hamas

1:04:57

would do that to Israel but can't. Israel

1:05:00

could do that to them but doesn't.

1:05:03

Bingo. Yeah. I loved how

1:05:05

he said that. You can't say it any better than that. Mm-hmm.

1:05:09

Yeah. And then Professor Galloway, man,

1:05:11

he's been everywhere lately. And so he also had

1:05:13

some stuff to say about the protesters.

1:05:16

Faculty, if we made

1:05:18

the mistake of hiring you and you

1:05:20

want to support Islamic Jihad

1:05:23

or the Islamic Republic, we

1:05:25

made a mistake and we should rectify that mistake.

1:05:28

We pay these people. And if

1:05:30

they are not taking the temperature down and

1:05:33

they lack the critical thinking that

1:05:35

they can't criticize a murderous autocracy,

1:05:37

pretty simple. Those should be fired.

1:05:40

Well, you were right. It's

1:05:43

easy to poke fun at these kids, but

1:05:46

history has a way of repeating itself. And

1:05:48

this is how it starts. In

1:05:51

30s Germany, a progressive community, a thriving

1:05:53

gay community, excellent academic

1:05:55

institutions, and how it started was fashionable

1:05:58

to wear a bra. brown shirt and

1:06:00

mock students at the University of Vienna.

1:06:03

This is how it stops. And quite frankly, I'm

1:06:05

really disappointed more Jews aren't speaking out. Where

1:06:09

are the celebrity Jews? Where are

1:06:11

they? They're just quiet, because they

1:06:13

don't want to rock the boat. So

1:06:16

shame on them for not speaking out at

1:06:18

things like Michael Rappaport, who's a

1:06:20

total psychopath. He's speaking out. Yeah,

1:06:23

but he's one. I know.

1:06:25

I mean, there are a lot of Jewish

1:06:27

people in Hollywood mock a lot. And they're

1:06:29

silent, you know, and you're not seeing them

1:06:32

at the Grammys and the Oscars, like wearing

1:06:34

all the stuff and speaking out on stage.

1:06:36

And they should be, you

1:06:39

know, shame on them for not doing that. They should be doing

1:06:41

that. This was

1:06:43

a, this cop went viral because he

1:06:45

was not having it with this

1:06:47

protester who refused to walk. And you've seen

1:06:49

this a lot. This is obviously part of

1:06:51

their like rule book when you're arrested, just

1:06:53

lay down and make it super difficult to

1:06:55

be carried away. This cop was like,

1:06:58

nope, I don't care if you don't want

1:07:00

to walk. You're coming with me. You're hurting me. Oh,

1:07:05

baby. I love

1:07:11

this guy. The child is

1:07:13

a toddler right there. Treat him like a

1:07:15

toddler. Good

1:07:17

for him. Good for that cop. Seriously,

1:07:19

they're toddlers. Treat him how they want

1:07:21

to be treated. Oh my God.

1:07:24

So, so, so great. All

1:07:27

right. So we haven't talked about Ukraine

1:07:29

in a while and we need to

1:07:31

talk about Ukraine for just a moment.

1:07:33

And retired general Keene, who often appears

1:07:35

on Fox News, was talking

1:07:38

to, I can't remember the name of this host,

1:07:41

but on Fox News, he was talking about

1:07:43

how inappropriate it is for Joe Biden to be

1:07:45

telling Ukraine how to

1:07:47

fight Russia. And it

1:07:49

was interesting because there's part of me that's like, well, if

1:07:51

we're the one that's supplying them with all of their arms,

1:07:53

all of the weaponry, all the money, all this, you know,

1:07:55

we're paying their pensions. I don't know.

1:07:58

Do we have some say in how they they

1:08:00

do their operations perhaps, but he's

1:08:02

saying it's entirely inappropriate here.

1:08:05

I mean, in recent weeks

1:08:07

that the United States has

1:08:09

advised Ukraine do not hit

1:08:11

Russia proper, especially oil refineries.

1:08:13

Now, this isn't Crimea, which

1:08:16

is disputed territory. I'm talking

1:08:18

about actually Russia proper. Is

1:08:20

that a good, I mean, should

1:08:22

the United States be telling Ukraine don't attack

1:08:25

Russia, even as Russia

1:08:27

attacks Ukraine? Yeah,

1:08:31

this is unprecedented warfare. I

1:08:33

don't have a frame of reference for it, frankly, for

1:08:36

a country that has been invaded by another one

1:08:39

and restricting that country from attacking

1:08:41

the very place that the forces

1:08:43

came from. That makes

1:08:45

no sense. Ukrainians have been

1:08:48

attacking, obviously, using their own

1:08:50

drone capability, but the United

1:08:52

States has restricted the use

1:08:54

of our capability that we've

1:08:56

provided them, long-range missiles and

1:08:59

eventually, hopefully, F-16s, and

1:09:01

restricted them from attacking into Russia. And

1:09:04

when they use their own systems

1:09:06

to attack oil refineries, we've

1:09:08

told them not to do that again. That

1:09:11

makes no sense. Listen,

1:09:13

the facts are on the table. Russia

1:09:16

is not escalating because of advanced

1:09:18

weapons systems. The other thought

1:09:20

is, does the United States, are we actually

1:09:22

telling them not to do that because of

1:09:24

the oil price issue that could result from

1:09:26

that? I mean, hopefully, that's

1:09:29

not behind the reasoning here. But

1:09:32

it makes no sense. We've got to stop meddling

1:09:34

with Ukraine and how it fights a war,

1:09:36

and also with Israel and how it fights

1:09:39

a war. I've never seen mostly

1:09:41

civilian policymakers who get involved

1:09:43

in the details of war

1:09:46

fighting, not knowing much about

1:09:48

it themselves, and not recognizing

1:09:50

the consequences of what they're

1:09:52

saying, but nonetheless, absolutely determined

1:09:54

to meddle and interfere with

1:09:56

the conduct and execution of

1:09:58

operations. this like let's

1:10:00

not meddle but then let's give them

1:10:02

all the money to basically fund the

1:10:04

freaking war. Okay, pick a

1:10:07

lane. I

1:10:09

mean seriously, pick a freaking lane with

1:10:11

this. So don't give them any

1:10:13

money. Don't give them any money at all because

1:10:16

when you give money, the same

1:10:18

thing goes with all these schools. You

1:10:20

know, when Qatar gives gigantic

1:10:22

sums of money to these universities, they

1:10:24

have a say in how the universities

1:10:27

are run. They have a say. It

1:10:29

happens with everything. You give money to

1:10:31

somebody, you in essence own a

1:10:34

part of that person. If

1:10:36

we give money to these countries, we're going to

1:10:38

have a say in how the war is done.

1:10:40

I mean, this is so pick a lane,

1:10:42

dude. It's like we just need to not

1:10:45

give money to these countries and then we're

1:10:47

out of it. How's that? This is not

1:10:49

brain surgery. We don't even have the money

1:10:51

to begin with. So I do think

1:10:53

it's right that he's saying it's like civilian,

1:10:55

essentially lobbyists who are calling the shots in

1:10:58

war, which is inappropriate in both Ukraine and

1:11:00

Israel. And I think that he's right about

1:11:02

that. It's totally inappropriate. We should just not

1:11:04

have a say at all and then not

1:11:06

give them money. We don't

1:11:08

have the money to begin with. So do it all. Like

1:11:11

take it all away. I don't think that we

1:11:13

should have a say in it either. It's their freaking

1:11:15

war. Let them fight it. The

1:11:18

future is a hefty responsibility and not one

1:11:21

that we take lightly. But then taking things

1:11:23

lightly has never been what hefty is about.

1:11:25

That's why we've created the Hefty Renew program

1:11:27

that turns hard to recycle plastics into valuable

1:11:30

resources like the

1:11:57

Biden's brother was in business with

1:11:59

the guitar government officials. Yeah,

1:12:01

surprise is right. And that seems to make

1:12:03

a lot of sense then when you think

1:12:05

about the fact that Biden refuses to

1:12:07

name Qatar as a state sponsor of terrorism,

1:12:10

which they are because Hamas frickin lives there.

1:12:12

So I mean the

1:12:14

leaders of Hamas live there and they're giving them cover.

1:12:17

So this was an interesting little story especially

1:12:19

considering that it was coming out of Politico.

1:12:23

Right? It's not gross. And

1:12:25

then the fact that General Keane was like, you

1:12:27

know, I hope this doesn't have to do with

1:12:29

the price of oil. And he's like, I hope that

1:12:32

isn't it. Do you really put

1:12:34

that past the Biden administration? Come on. Right. I

1:12:36

mean, it's like, give me a break. And

1:12:38

that's why Charlie Kirk had also tweeted

1:12:40

this out a few days ago. This was like a

1:12:43

week ago. He was talking about the politics of

1:12:45

Ukraine money and that no one in

1:12:47

DC actually believes that Ukraine can win

1:12:50

with the 60 billion that just got,

1:12:52

you know, sent over to them. It'll

1:12:54

be a bottom-up pit. Yeah. He said

1:12:57

there is real concern that Ukraine will

1:12:59

collapse and that Kiev could fall by

1:13:01

Labor Day, which would trigger a major

1:13:04

political crisis for Biden right before the

1:13:06

election. And so this new pile of

1:13:08

cash, Charlie says, is only meant to

1:13:10

hold off Putin just long enough so

1:13:13

that he can get carried through the election

1:13:15

and then things will fall apart. So

1:13:18

I don't like that.

1:13:20

But yikes. So basically all

1:13:22

of our money is just being given in vain.

1:13:25

That feels like it. Of course. It's

1:13:27

a giant effing waste. It's a waste.

1:13:29

Meanwhile, our country is falling apart. Our

1:13:32

cities are falling apart. There are veterans that are in

1:13:34

need. There are children that are in need. I mean,

1:13:36

there are mentally ill people here

1:13:38

that are in need. And

1:13:40

we're just like, we're just ignoring them.

1:13:43

We've got illegals pouring over the border.

1:13:45

Our border needs secure. I mean, our

1:13:47

country is on fire. And

1:13:51

people in our government are just like, screw it.

1:13:53

We're gonna go ahead and just give all this

1:13:55

money to Ukraine. And when I say people in

1:13:57

our government, I'm talking people on our side of the aisle to

1:13:59

shame on. all of them. Shame on every

1:14:01

single one of them who thinks that this

1:14:03

60 billion, in addition to the other 100

1:14:05

and whatever billion we've given this country, giving

1:14:08

it to them is a good idea. It's not

1:14:10

a good idea. Shame on all of them.

1:14:13

Well, J.D. Vance has been very outspoken about

1:14:15

this. And he was asked recently about the

1:14:17

Democrat or the pro sending

1:14:20

money to Ukraine side of the argument.

1:14:22

A lot of the times you'll hear them say,

1:14:25

well, it's not going to stop in Ukraine. Russia

1:14:27

is going to invade Poland next and then he's

1:14:29

just going to keep marching across Europe. And

1:14:31

so J.D. Vance does not

1:14:33

agree with that assessment at all. And he

1:14:35

explained to I think it's Shannon Bream why

1:14:37

he thinks that's both. Sure. So I

1:14:39

understand this argument, Shannon, but unfortunately, I don't

1:14:41

think it really passes muster. So people who

1:14:43

want us to put limitless resources into Ukraine,

1:14:46

they want us to believe two things at

1:14:48

once. On the one hand, they want us

1:14:50

to believe the Ukrainians are on the verge

1:14:52

of victory in the far eastern part of

1:14:54

Ukraine. On the other hand, they want us

1:14:56

to believe that Vladimir Putin is about to

1:14:58

march all the way to Paris. You can't

1:15:00

believe both of those things at the same

1:15:02

time. And the reality is the Ukrainians have

1:15:04

showed that Putin is a lot weaker than

1:15:06

people feared. And importantly, they've shown that if

1:15:08

the Europeans are willing to step up

1:15:10

and take more responsibility for their own defense,

1:15:13

they can handle Putin. Let us focus on.

1:15:17

Yeah. Right. When is their turn to step

1:15:19

up? Now, why

1:15:21

is it always us? It's always us. And

1:15:25

it shouldn't be. We don't have the

1:15:27

resources. We just we're done. We

1:15:29

don't we don't have the infrastructure at this point to

1:15:32

be able to do that. And we definitely don't. We're

1:15:34

not it's not economically feasible for us to be able

1:15:36

to do that anymore. We just can't do it. We're

1:15:39

not the powerhouse anymore that people think that we

1:15:41

are and we don't have the money. We're broke.

1:15:45

Judy Flackney, thank you. Judy says they

1:15:47

need to watch Schindler's List. Good luck getting

1:15:49

any of these psychopaths to watch that movie.

1:15:53

Andrea, thank you. Andrea says these kids protesting

1:15:55

do not understand if these Hamas Palestine sympathizers

1:15:57

take over, they will find out what real

1:15:59

oppression looks like. I know they're ignorant

1:16:01

assholes. These are the most useful of

1:16:03

useful idiots that I've ever seen. All

1:16:06

the people that are protesting right now. Laura

1:16:08

Kate Baker, thank you. Laura says the protesters are

1:16:11

following Hamas by using and hiding behind children. Yeah,

1:16:13

they've got their marching orders. All right. There's

1:16:15

so many of them though, you guys. I know. And

1:16:18

there's so many of them that are not even students at this

1:16:20

point that are, they're operatives

1:16:22

going and doing all the stuff.

1:16:25

I'm shocked by the amount of

1:16:28

people that are so anti-Semitic and

1:16:30

gross and I mean, dare I

1:16:32

say uneducated and just all for

1:16:34

yay terrorism on social media. It's

1:16:38

a cancer and it's terrifying

1:16:41

how many of them are out there. Teresa, thank

1:16:43

you. Teresa says many of those mentally ill people

1:16:45

are in the House Senate and the administration. That's

1:16:48

true. All right. We

1:16:50

have to talk about Kristi Noem because Kristi,

1:16:52

of course, she has a book coming out

1:16:54

and in the book, she describes an incident

1:16:56

with a puppy that she hated. And

1:16:58

if you are a person who can say

1:17:00

out loud, I hate this puppy, like what?

1:17:02

Or hate any puppy. So

1:17:06

she killed this dog. She killed the dog. She tells

1:17:08

the story and she's trying to paint it. She's trying

1:17:11

to spin it as like, oh, this is a ranch life. I

1:17:14

live on a ranch. I

1:17:16

live on a ranch and I can't imagine killing

1:17:19

a puppy. Yeah. So

1:17:21

people are suggesting that now her odds

1:17:23

of being Trump's pick for VP are

1:17:25

done. Yeah. What

1:17:28

a disappointment. Total disappointment. Seriously.

1:17:32

Listen, it started with the ads. Yeah,

1:17:34

that's when I was done with her. As

1:17:36

soon as the first ad came out, I

1:17:38

was like, bye. This

1:17:41

is weird. And her face like, stop

1:17:43

putting all the things in there. She

1:17:45

started having a midlife crisis and started like injecting

1:17:47

all the things. And then she did the tooth

1:17:49

ads and I'm like, what are we doing? What

1:17:52

are we doing here? What? Yeah. Now

1:17:55

the puppy thing. Okay. I just,

1:17:57

you went full Mitt Romney. Did you have to go full Mitt

1:17:59

Romney? She went to Jasmine Romney,

1:18:01

man. She went and she's like, yeah, just

1:18:03

that. This was bizarre.

1:18:06

And it's the one thing that has

1:18:08

actually united Republicans and Democrats alike. You

1:18:10

don't mess with people's love for dogs. No.

1:18:14

Now, she tried because she saw the reaction

1:18:16

was brutal. So she puts out this statement

1:18:18

where she's like, I understand that people are

1:18:20

upset about cricket. And

1:18:22

what I learned is that people are looking for leaders

1:18:24

who are authentic and willing to learn from the past.

1:18:26

I hope that people understand. I always make the best

1:18:28

decisions I can, blah, blah, blah. But South

1:18:30

Dakota law states that dogs who attack and

1:18:33

kill livestock can be put down. Given that

1:18:35

cricket had shown aggressive behavior towards people by

1:18:37

biting them, I decided what I did. That's

1:18:39

not how she explained it in the book,

1:18:41

though. And that's the problem, right? Is that

1:18:43

this is some spin. She's trying

1:18:45

to like downplay how she talked

1:18:47

about how much she hated the dog. And

1:18:50

now people are responding. Like, so when she

1:18:52

put this tweet out, you know,

1:18:55

lots of people were like, you

1:18:57

have brought this Janis Dean, God

1:18:59

lover. You've brought both Republicans and

1:19:01

Democrats together in their horror of

1:19:03

this story. Congrats. Right. I mean,

1:19:05

people were not. Jenna Ellis,

1:19:08

stop trying to justify shooting a puppy

1:19:10

in the face psychopath. I

1:19:14

just can't imagine. I can't. Oh, my God.

1:19:17

Puppy like a puppy showing aggressive behavior. What

1:19:19

a 40. I

1:19:21

don't get that. Like, I. Okay.

1:19:24

You. Yeah. Yeah.

1:19:27

You know, it's like there's no coming back from this. You can

1:19:29

say what you're going to say. But if

1:19:31

you're explaining you're losing and then the

1:19:33

problem is not working. Robbie Starbuck

1:19:35

is right. It's some of the farm and

1:19:37

dogs. You don't need to shoot a 14 month old puppy

1:19:39

for bad behavior. You train them. I mean, we've

1:19:41

listened. I've got a dog who's a ranch dog, too.

1:19:45

He's a little crazy. He just worked. You work

1:19:47

with the crazy dogs. You

1:19:49

know what I mean? Like, I

1:19:51

just cannot imagine. Yeah, this is this

1:19:54

is bad. I know she's not going to recover from

1:19:56

this. And why would you she couldn't and I guess

1:19:58

part of my. Line

1:20:00

of thinking is why would you share that out loud

1:20:02

if you did it if you really were that person?

1:20:05

That shot a puppy in the face. You

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know what I mean? Why would you put

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that in a book? Like was she thinking

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that that was somehow gonna give her I don't

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know like some tough street cred in

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some way I don't know like if you think

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that that's gonna endear people to you because I

1:20:22

What is your thought process? I don't I

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did it do not get don't get

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it either Yeah, you

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definitely read the room wrong lady

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Speaking of women who often read

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the room wrong governor Gretchen Whitmer

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She decided to make an appearance at the NFL

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Draft and she got food They

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hate her Oh

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my god, it was like

1:21:07

go make a casserole. Go do it. Go

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back Yeah,

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they just don't like her how how did

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she get elected? I don't know I

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cannot imagine Hated people get

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elected into office again and

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again My god,

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she's I forgot about her though. She's been pretty

1:21:25

quiet at least In

1:21:28

national news. I haven't heard about her

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much. But yeah, she's like

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this psycho pageant queen You've seen a

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P. Thank you. Tranoculars says Governor

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Abbott joined Mike Johnson to rescue

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Tony Gonzalez in San Antonio. Texans

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need to tell Abbott their opinion.

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Tranoculars P.

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I mentioned that there was an

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paid to basically spread

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propaganda about Biden, and

1:22:38

she did. And here she is talking about it.

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Tranoculars P. I started TikTok like the spring semester

1:22:42

of my senior year, and I was like, I finally have

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to start applying for law school. And then like, you

1:22:47

know, female privilege, like it's so easy for a

1:22:49

woman. Obviously, I lucked out. I'm just kidding. I

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lucked out. And then, you know, TikTok was basically

1:22:53

full time for me. I think I was taking

1:22:55

ads by the time I graduated college from like

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the Biden administration and Planned Parenthood and like dating

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apps and stuff. So it was like fully financially,

1:23:02

you know, sustained. So you were getting the

1:23:04

Biden administration was buying ads from you? Yeah, I

1:23:06

was doing full on political propaganda. And they would

1:23:08

just think, like, what kind of like Biden created

1:23:11

a million jobs? Yeah, yeah, honestly, and the funny

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thing is, they're like, do not disclose this as an

1:23:15

ad, because, you know, they're like, technically, it's not a

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product. You don't have to disclose it's not because I

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think they just wanted like some edgy

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girl of color to just tell people like when

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when they nominated like Katonji Brown Jackson, they're like,

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can you say like, as a person of color,

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you know, that you feel reflected? And can

1:23:30

you even? Wow.

1:23:33

Yeah, it's propaganda. It's exactly what it

1:23:35

is. It's propaganda. The fact that she's

1:23:37

saying it out loud now, I mean,

1:23:40

it's like, you better watch

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your back, girl. God. Yeah,

1:23:44

essentially admitted. Well, I don't know. I'm

1:23:46

sure she's a Biden supporter. But the

1:23:48

fact that she was essentially admitting I

1:23:50

would say things and not disclose that

1:23:52

I'm being paid to say them, right?

1:23:54

It's sad that she would be a Biden

1:23:57

supporter after that. How can

1:23:59

you how can you go to the polls and

1:24:01

vote for a guy that basically said to you,

1:24:03

you have to, this is

1:24:05

propaganda, like do propaganda for me in the

1:24:07

United States of America. Gross.

1:24:10

That is so gross. Yeah. I

1:24:14

mean, can you not see? Can you not? Oh, okay.

1:24:18

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