What year is this? Our final podcast on Twin Peaks: The Return is a black as midnight on a moonless night in Odessa discussion of Part 18 -- a Lynchian masterpiece of mystery & mood that still confounds, with an iconic ending that will haunt ou

Twin Peaks Pilot (1990)

Feb 25th, 2020 1h 41m

The past dictates the future. We return to where it all began, discussing (for the first time) Lynch & Frost's iconic opening chapter. A moody & mysterious masterpiece with a soundtrack that is too dreamy.

Series Rewind: Part 17

Jan 15th, 2020 1h 24m

"We're going home." Our Series Rewind nears completion as Murphy and I revisit the penultimate episode, The Past Dictates The Future or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love the Cockney Kid with a Green Glove Who Bested Bob + more on Diane, Ju

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

Oct 26th, 2019 1h 44m

Through the darkness of future past, we have descended from pure air to discuss Teresa Banks and the last seven days of Laura Palmer + The Missing Pieces and anecdotes from 1992 when David Lynch's misunderstood masterpiece blew our youthful min

Series Rewind: Part 16

Sep 19th, 2019 1h 12m

'You are awake... finally!' Cooper returns in one of the most satisfying parts of Season 3, but it's Laura Dern who steals the show as Diane reveals the details of 'that night' then utters one final 'fuck you' in The Red Room. We say adieu to L

Mulholland Dr.

Aug 11th, 2019 1h 35m

This is the film! David Lynch's dreamy Hollywood blue puzzle box with a star-making performance from Naomi Watts as the doomed ingénue from Deep River, Ontario. A genuine Masterpiece & the best film of the 21st century! Silencio...

Series Rewind: Part 15

Jun 14th, 2019 1h 7m

We cry tears of gold as we say goodbye to Peggy Lipton & The Log Lady in our series rewind of Part 15... then it gets dark as we descend into the mysterious Convenience Store with Mr. C & Phillip Jeffries. Plus, madness in the woods with Steve

Lost Highway

Apr 29th, 2019 1h 27m

It's a Möbius strip pod as we try to unlock the mystery of David Lynch's brilliant Lost Highway; remembering things our own way in discussing the endless nightmare of a fractured identity within the city of dreams. "It's been a pleasure talking

Series Rewind: Part 14

Mar 24th, 2019 1h 23m

It's a Blue Rose podcast, most definitely! We have quite a little theory to tell you about Mr. C, Janey-E, and Diane, then we embark on our own journey to Jack Rabbit's Palace, sipping Bloody Mary's & chain-smoking Salem's, while repeating the

Wild at Heart

Feb 24th, 2019 1h 17m

We're making our lunch and taking a little detour down the yellow brick road as we find ourselves in Big Tuna discussing Wild at Heart, a film we've seen about 50,000 times, the first 49,000 on VHS pan and scan. So ya'll take a good listen and

Series Rewind Part 13

Jan 28th, 2019 1h 10m

Murphy & Tom take a cosmic journey through Anthony Sinclair's dandruff and discuss the Sonny Jim / Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? connection, Coop using the invisible doorknob at Lucky 7, Dirty Bearded Men at The Farm, Sarah's electricity prob

Blue Velvet

Dec 24th, 2018 1h 12m

It's a Frank Booth Xmas replete with nitrous oxide & Heinekin as the final Chopping Wood Inside podcast of 2018 explores the strange world of David Lynch's Blue Velvet & the many connections to Twin Peaks and other Lynch films. Be a good neighb

Series Rewind: Part 12

Dec 2nd, 2018 1h 10m

Let's Rock! as we discuss Part 12 and how this episode could be considered a mini-FWWM: Chet Desmond is name dropped during Albert's brief history of The Blue Rose Task Force; Cooper's cameo; Warden Murphy's head explodes a la Deputy Cliff, and

The Unofficial Version

Oct 28th, 2018 1h 8m

We're back with new thoughts on the ending of Part 18, the cycle of life/death of Laura and Cooper, Audrey's dilemma, and what the new timeline would look like in a Season 4 + Lucy's mysterious necklace(s) and was it Diane who wrote 'Let's Rock

Series Rewind: Part 11

Oct 1st, 2018 1h 7m

Murph & Hawk revisit the brilliant Part 11 - There's fire where you are going, and chaos outside the RR Diner. Cole nearly enters The Zone & a heartbreaking but brilliant ending with Coop, Lady Jackpots & cherry pie. Plus, our usual digressions

One Year Later: Is it future or is it past?

Sep 3rd, 2018 1h 5m

It's the unofficial version of Chopping Wood Inside - replete with hazy memories and a shifting podcast timeline - as Murph & Tom discuss new Twin Peaks mysteries one year after the Season 3 finale.

Series Rewind: Part 10

Aug 12th, 2018 1h 8m

Murph and Hawk are back from the goddamn trees wearing Maj. Briggs' S:2 retro fighter pilot headgear to give Part 10 another look, hitting on some of the fuzzy areas in their Vegas dreamer theory, plus a quick discush on their wild times at the

What Year IS This?

Jul 8th, 2018 1h 6m

Murph and Hawk keep the lodge fires burning as we patiently wait for Season 4, conspiring on topics like Lynch vs. Trump, Lynch's Netflix flirtation, anecdotes from 'Room to Dream,' and the curious connection between two portal pullers: The Evo

Series Rewind: Part 9

Jun 10th, 2018 1h 2m

Around the dinner table the conversation is still lively AF: Maj. Briggs delivers another message; I am Jerry's foot and I sound just like David Lynch on helium; Bill Hastings enters The Zone, and Gordon shares a smoke with Diane.

Above The Convenience Store

May 27th, 2018 1h 8m

Murph & Hawk celebrate the one-year anniversary of The Return by filling up on garmonbozia and examining the mysterious Convenience Store.

Series Rewind: Part 8

Apr 30th, 2018 1h 3m

Your favorite dirty bearded men (Murph and Hawk) put on their red Dugpa hats to review The Smithsonian bound, seminal head crusher of an episode that changed all our lives forever: Part 8.

Unified Dream Theory

Apr 15th, 2018 1h 8m

Lil' Dickie Murph and Linda Hawk fly over the #6 electricity pole to penetrate the Mobius strip madness of Part 18.

Series Rewind: Part 7

Mar 25th, 2018 1h 4m

Murph and Hawk are back like two cobra Coopers in a humming rewind of Part 7.

The Black Lodge

Mar 4th, 2018 1h 18m

Murph and Hawk get lost in the curtains again to celebrate the evolution of the Black Lodge from the Original Series Finale, to FWWM, to Part 8, to the Judy, Judy, Judy retcon.