Nothing like some genuinely abrasive sports ranting before the weekend, and that's exactly what this podcast will bestow upon your ears!

In this episode I delve right into A-Rod's potential suspension or lifetime ban, Ian Kennedy heading across the NL West from Arizona to San Diego, Cal Ripken's reward for his mother's abduction, the usual MLB scores & standings, Andrei Kirilenko defending his decision to sign with the Nets and denial of "conspiracy", NBA free agency updates, Terrence Jones physically assaulting the homeless, more on Nash's soccer tryout, the shift from a Hornet to a Pelican, Riley Cooper's racist mouth, the Chiefs' delusional offensive coordinator, a Jets player claiming Geno Smith can do more than Sanchez, Drew Brees being a cheapskate, other NFL updates, the Detroit Red Wings retiring Lidstrom's jersey, and NHL free agency. Then in the "What, No Sports?!" report I lambast online order offers and Simon Cowell being every bit of the douchebag we already believed him to be (and then some).