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Okay, it's over. All right, everybody. Welcome back to another exciting podcast of
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Citizen Friend. Brian, you know, I let Trevor pick these next films because I'm a kind heart.
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Let's get that out of the way. I said, you know what? We'll do.
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And I knew even asking to pick three films, Wicker Man was going to be on the top list.
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I read reviews on it. I've never seen it. I've seen the Nicolas Cage one, which is terrible.
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And so I was just curious, because this is like a 7.5 on IMDb, beloved.
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It has rave reviews. No one really tried to touch it or do sequels to it.
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There's one called The Wicker Tree. I think the director tried to do some kind of different version of it.
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The Wicker Tree's not very good at all. Yeah. Well, it shows this man's talentless.
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So, whoa. He's a one-trick pony. He's a novelist in his main career. He's a novelist.
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This is his first time directing. The man's name is Robin Hardy. He's a one-hit wonder.
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But, yeah, you know, it's in it. We talked about this with Hereditary,
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The Witch, even The Lighthouse.
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We talk about these occult kind of films.
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I don't know if The Lighthouse would be actually up there, But,
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you know, Rosemary's Baby, you know, all these kind of films.
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And the reason I think this movie, The Worker Man, is successful is because
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it came out right at the right time.
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During a time where Hollywood was changing up gears and cinema was getting a
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little more darker and bleaker with Rosemary's Baby leading the way and then
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so forth in Texas and The Last House on the Left.
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These all came out, Exorcist, all these came out at the same time.
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So I think it landed at the right time.
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And everyone's really into these.
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And now, to this day, there's a resurgence for this occult horror kind of stuff. Folklore.
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Folklore. Okay, perfect. Like we mentioned with Eggers and so forth,
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these new directors who are going this route and fucking trees and fucking old people.
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Mermaids. Don't forget the mermaids. Oh, the mermaids.
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But I don't get it. So that's the problem I have.
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I don't like occult movies. I'm not into it. It's just stupid voodoo and worshiping
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pagan gods and all this crap. I'm not really – it's not my thing, so I wouldn't be fair to judge The Work of Magic.
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I'm going to be honest with you on that because I, from an outsider,
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I'm telling you now, this is one of the worst films I've ever seen,
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and I'm holding my cards to this.
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It is terrible, and I'm going to – and this is me actually being serious,
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folks. Folks, I need some guidance through this, please.
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I'm not going to go in shit like the lighthouse because that was just bullshit movie.
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This has something everyone is saying but me.
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Okay. I mean, this is so fucking hokey and stupid.
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I was literally waiting for H&R Puff and stuff or the Teletubbies to show up.
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So i have some good news for you i am
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here to be your guide to be your lord somers
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isle you know me i will keep you right you mean share that's in this and explain
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to you the errors of your ways i this i'm a complete opposite end of the spectrum
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here this to me is one of the greatest British films and horror films ever made.
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I mean, technically, there's no supernatural elements in this film.
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Technically, you could argue that it's not even a horror film, but we'll get to it.
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Now, the only kind of, I think to me, cult films, movies about the occult,
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they were their best in the 80s. In the 80s, you had quite a bit of this.
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And it was more balls to the wall, but it was also, I might as well say it,
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They're a little more spoon-fed. When these are like, what the fuck am I? Am I dreaming? What the fuck? Am I high?
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That was definitely what this film was about or something.
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But we had Serpent in the Rainbow by Wes Craven, which is brilliant.
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You guys need to see it. We might get to it. And then The Believers with Martin Sheen.
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Those two films are really good, and they're scary and creepy.
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Have you ever seen that one called, it's from around 1970, called Blood on Satan's
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Claw? It's a British one. Heard of it, though.
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Yeah, yeah, well, it would be part of that whole British tradition of what is
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now known as folk horror. It's more of, now the phrase folk horror is, it was coined more in more recent years by Mark Gatiss.
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So, but it's been around. I mean, you've like Witchfinder General with,
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you know, Vincent Price and stuff. And, you know, it's been around for quite a while. But, you know,
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it's only in recent years it's been known as folk horror.
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You know you even have that ari aster film
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from a few years ago which i did not like at all midsummer which
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it's basically a a remake an inferior remake of the wicker man to me but so
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the whole but there's a there's a long british tradition even come back to the
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hammers and stuff of this what is now known as folk horror yeah yeah well let's
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just jump into it and we'll see.
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Seymour, you're wrong. Yes, no problem. We've got the great,
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great Edward Woodward, who I like.
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I'm going to call him the equalizer because I wish I was watching the equalizer. So we'll call him that.
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Otherwise, he plays Sergeant Howdy, the great Christopher Lee,
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Lord Summer's Isle, the beautiful, beautiful Britt Eklund, the Bond girl,
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who also was in the same film as Christopher Lee in James Bond.
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Yes. The man with the golden gun. One of my favorite Bonds. Diane Salento. Miss Rose, you've got Ingrid Pitt,
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beautiful librarian, Lindsay Kitts as Alder, and Aubrey Morris,
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the very disturbing and creepy gravedigger. Yeah. We open up in April 29th, Sunday, April 29th, 1973.
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Now, is Sergeant Howdy, he's not a priest or anything on the side.
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He's just giving a sermon. He's just helping. No, he is a very straight-laced,
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Protestant sort of Christian.
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So he's basically, you know, he would very much be that sort of strict Presbyterian type of Christian.
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And, you know, obviously that sets up the great conflict with the... Yes.
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And of all the shit this film is, there's a jelly bean in it.
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Remember I always say that? You always try to find the jelly bean in pieces of shit.
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You always try. You do, Trevor. Always those B-bad movies, you always try to
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find some good silver lining. The gold dust? Yeah, I have maybe something.
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Go ahead. And it's that conflict. But we'll get to it.
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So let's start off with the terrible, terrible music in this film.
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Wow. The play sequence when he's flying...
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We get this terrible, terrible song called Corn Rigs or something.
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And it's like, Corn Rigs and Barley. Never forget the happy night.
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I was like, what the fuck is this shit? Do you not think, though, that it adds to the complete weirdness?
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This is basically a musical. Yes, it is. There's like 13 diegetic songs here
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within it. And they're terrible. They're terrible. How do you How can you sit there How can you sit there And
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watch this I can see people getting enjoyment out of it Because it is I will say this,
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I was not bored So you got me there There you go How does people call this.
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Terrifying How? I would say more to stop than terrifying Well
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it's basically The ending essentially and hard all
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sort of works out but especially that absolute
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shocker of an ending and it's totally anti-hollywood
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ending which we'll get to but regarding the music i
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mean it is an acquired taste i mean i remember whenever last year there was
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a 50th anniversary screening of the worker man that i went to see i've seen
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it multiple times over the years but i then reviewed it on my radio show and
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i played some of this music on my radio show and a lot of people were saying
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to me you you know, like I say, that
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included my own mother, who was saying awful music, you know,
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all that there, but and I get that, I get that, it's not for everyone,
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it's not casual listening, but what I would say in terms of... It's not listening.
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Yeah, in context of the film, it adds to the general folky weirdness of it.
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I just wanted to end my life. And then... You wanted to be burnt out of work, I'm not. Yeah,
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I was the fucking wicker man. So, you got these old bastards in the the boatyard. Yeah, the Farty Mountain
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stuff. Yeah, they're just being obnoxious. Here we are. Here we go.
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Trees and old people. Here we
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go. And then you got the fucking corn rigs playing again. It wouldn't end.
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I mean, fucking hell, stop with the music. There's other songs come,
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but there's other belters of songs that come later on.
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But the Maypole and stuff. So he's there to find the missing child.
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And we all know it's a set up. Yes. She's never been missing.
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They're there just to lure him. Why do they pick him?
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Well, it's explained later on because basically due to their beliefs,
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Whenever he's in the library reading about their beliefs, it's explained that
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they're basically to have a bountiful harvest.
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They need a man who is a fool connected to royalty, i.e. the police,
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you know, Her Majesty's sort of police force, but also a fool,
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which he becomes during the May Day Parade.
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But also, more importantly, a virgin, which goes back to his straight laced.
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There's there's different versions of this film with additional
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scenes where there's these guys like making fun
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of him because basically that his wife and
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he explains it himself later on where he doesn't believe in sex before
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marriage so he refuses to have sex with
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his wife he's engaged by the way to be married and so
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because of his strict christian beliefs he has
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by his own choice be a virgin so it's
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basically at the end a virgin sacrifice that is
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why he is lured but also the whole sort of food thing
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that he becomes in the parade and also you
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know that there's like a man who would be keen but that's
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to do with him being part of her majesty's police
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force and so that explains the scene where
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this the horrible scene where brick
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at like willow is next door to his room slapping her ass and playing barbers
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with her ass and he's trying not to be enticed over there yes he is he's literally
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sweating and he's tempted he's so tempted and stuff Willow's trying to save his life.
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Yes yeah very much so in a way he's right to the brink of his basically dick,
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for want of a better word in 10 seconds. Tell me about it you know what I mean oh by the way just a bit of sort of a
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bit of a fact about it that's actually she was actually pregnant at the time,
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so that's actually an arse double for her.
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Yeah. Either way, it was a stupid scene, but okay. Now it makes sense.
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But a very erotic scene. No, it wasn't.
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It was not. She's hot, but... I'll give you only after saying yourself you'd
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be in there in 10 seconds. Well, it's Britt Eklund. I mean, she's beautiful, but that has nothing to do with the execution.
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She ended up doing pantomime in Belfast. What?
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Britt Eklund ended up doing pantomime in Belfast, on the Grand Opera House. Wow.
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Great. So there you go. Yeah. Yeah, then the music starts. And then we get this montage.
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So, the owner of the... He goes to this green bar.
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The green man bar. And he walks in there and he's checking in because he's going to stay there.
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Fucking music. I was like, am I watching MTV? What the fuck?
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MTV is a little bit more rocky. I wish I was watching MTV.
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If they played this on MTV, yeah yeah the
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landlord's daughter and which is a really sort of
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creepy song actually in terms of like listen
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to them you know they're talking about how they all basically and the landlord
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himself is singing it so it's like they're
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all basically talking about how they've all had her and shagged her yeah i
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know and there's even a scene where we're first introduced
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to dracula right and he
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yes he brings a little boy
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to britt ecklund willow's window and he goes
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to shagger yes what the fuck man you think
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this is yes and that's not what we're getting to the
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children dance where the naked girls yeah
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and i mean girls now obviously you can tell they're women playing the
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parts because they can't so naked girls but they
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technically are supposed to be yes this is pretty
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sick shit dude there's no
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well it has its basis it has
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its basis in sort of paganism.
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Where it's so from the sort
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of point of view of that i'm not fucking defending it by
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the way from but from the point of view of this sort of pagan cult
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it's all about basically sex
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and rebirth and nature and all this
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sort of thing even the stuff where they're talking in
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the school where the teacher's basically talking about
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the phallic symbols and the phallic symbols everywhere in
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this film so there is and the teachers andy and
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edward woodward bursts in and says that i am going to report you to the proper
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authorities you know for basically teaching them smut in school you know but
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he's right yeah i know but it's it's in terms of the script it's the conflict
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of straight-laced Christianity against,
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sexual... No, there's no... Okay, that's no against.
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That's my point. He is completely right. This is illegal.
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Yes, I know. This is illegal. If you had all... I'm gonna root for these people. Yeah.
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You're not a normal human being. Yeah, I'm not rooting for them.
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I'm sort of... But, you know, Harry, because it's a brilliantly written and
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played character, is quite sort of... Although you sort of agree with him,
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he's He wouldn't be great fun at a party, Harry.
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No, he's a douche. The character's unlikable.
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But that's one thing the film gets right. Yes. Because I have nothing but respect
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for this character at his final. Yes.
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Because he sticks to his guns the whole way through. Yeah, there's a fucking scene where...
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Easy-eating steak or something, and then there's these vegetables that look
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very sharp, you know, very clean and very vivid.
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And the colors. And he says, well, raw beans don't usually have this natural color of turquoise.
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Yes. Willow says something like, well, anything in their natural state have the vivid colors.
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Yeah. Fuck? Yeah. Yes. No, because they're obsessed with all of this,
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you know, the natural earth and everything that comes from the earth and rebirth
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and sex and all that sort of thing.
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But they've had a bad harvest the year before, so they're looking for better
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sacrifices to their sun gods. After listening to about five hours of horrible folk music and horrible food,
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he decides to go for a little walk.
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What does he find? As you do in a graveyard, a bunch of people fucking.
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Yes, and also there's like, yeah, women sitting naked on sort of tombstones
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and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. We're in Rome, right? Yeah. Fucking stupid film. This is so stupid. I would have been out of there in 30 seconds.
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But because he has a burden of duty to find this young girl or what he... I know, I know, I know.
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And that's the character who, I mean, he's a stubborn prick himself, so he's fucked.
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Because of his stubbornness. Yes. Well, I mean, he even says it himself, what you're saying.
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He even says, he says you you're all there's several times in the film he says
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you're all crazy you're all basically stark raving mad you know he says what
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you're saying he's saying it himself you know.
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Whatever. I don't know.
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Christopher Lee, by the way, whenever he was alive, he considered as his best work and best villain.
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Oh, this is stupid. It's his worst work.
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I've seen a lot of Christopher Lee stuff. I swear to God. So pretty much Dracula
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is a gigolo. That's how I know so far.
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Or a pimp. Yeah. He used to have the big floral jackets and the big Big high
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shoes, high boots, and with the cane, big fluffy hat.
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Well, later on, he dresses as the sort of, you know, the man-woman thing. Just like Cher.
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Yeah, that's for sure. So we got Dracula and Cher. We got Gigolo,
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Dracula, and Cher all in one. So it's morning time, and Willow's all happy, and I guess she's going to bet you she is.
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And and of course with
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more music as he's doing his walkabout and what
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the fuck is this you got some you got a bunch of
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fucking kids tied to a tree or something
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and they're all dancing as this dork in the middle is like the teacher or something
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and i mean this is fucking i was my jaw was dropped at this point i was like
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what the fuck how am i supposed to take this seriously And yet you're, I mean, again,
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I'm the odd man out here. Everyone else is seeing magic.
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You guys are seeing, oh, look at the mystical dance with the tree. And don't, don't.
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I think it's more the sheer weirdness and the bonkersness of it that people
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are sort of taken aback by, whereas you are like you're just hitting the floor.
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Because you, like you say, you know, I think it's more from your American background as well.
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You're not, you know. It's very popular in the States. That has nothing to do with it.
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Yeah. You can't sit there and say Americans aren't going to get fit. That's not right.
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This is a huge. I'm saying maybe some don't, you know. I'm not saying all.
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Everyone in Britain, everyone in the United Kingdom, they all love it because they can relate.
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No way. Are you kidding me? I think it's more.
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Actually, you know what? I'm glad if you think the US don't get to be like,
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what the fuck? And what's crazy Britain doing over there?
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This type of folk weirdness as well and paganism and stuff is well sort of embedded
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in sort of the history of the UK.
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K you know working back like you know hundreds maybe
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even thousands of years so people are quite sort
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of that they sort of know quite a bit about this type of thing in britain i'm
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not saying everyone obviously and then the same with you know you know so coming
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from coming in from an outsider's point of view people you will get people who'll
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say what the fuck you know and that's okay But,
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you know, and again, it's more the, for me, the creepiness factor of this is
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just, for me, is the general weirdness and just the sort of bizarreness, for me.
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Yeah, so, yeah, I mean, if grey fucking and...
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I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. And cockroach torture.
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I'm glad you found something in this is that you found a good yeah it's good for you.
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Obviously i'm not into it myself no no no
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no it's okay we'll just
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move on from that there is a certain element of british and
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you know not just british irish i mean all all
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sort of sort of countries and societies have their
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sort of folk type legends you know right across
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europe and beyond even you know in asian stuff
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so there is a historical context to all of this obviously it's
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dramatized for the film and you know sort of ramped up but yeah i mean there
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is some yeah i mean i mean there is a historical context to it all but there's
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just a general weirdness and creepiness in terms of if you do consider this
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a horror film which to be honest i do even though there are no supernatural elements in it,
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This is part of the creepiness factor. All of this basically weird shit.
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And the songs add to that even more, just the sheer bizarreness.
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The equalizer finally tells what I wanted to tell these people since day one, to shut the fuck up.
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He goes to school, and he sees these little fucking asshole students.
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And the teacher's telling him about the dancing of the naked girls and shit.
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Oh, no, no, not yet. I don't think that's there yet. Yes.
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The phallic symbol. It's the phallic symbol she's talking about.
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He finally goes off. You're all a bunch of fucking liars. Just shut up and listen
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to what I have to say. Blah, blah. And here we go. The line that you must have had a hard-on for.
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The one line you probably went, yes.
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This is what this is about. This is it.
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So when the librarian tells him, he mentions somebody's dead.
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I don't give a fuck who it is at this point. And she goes, whoa, whoa, whoa. whoa, we don't use the word dead.
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We believe life goes on into the trees.
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There you are. Travers probably eating. Yes. Travers probably having a nitcher
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of a soda pop and having some popcorn going, yes, it's all about the tree.
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Fucking hell. It's in the tree. We talked about this.
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It's in the trees. And we've talked quite a few times about trees,
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for fuck's sake. Yes. And the only one who's done it well to me is the Guardian.
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Remember that one we did? At least the tree did something.
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Yes, I know. I was just thinking of that. I don't care about sucking babies
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in and shit. That's fine. Right?
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Oh, boy. Technically, the Guardian is, I mean, we discussed this on the podcast
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for the Guardian, and technically it could be considered folk horror as well.
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Yeah, the Guardian. I would say that. That Volcar, like I said, you have some good stuff out there,
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like I mentioned at the beginning of the podcast. This isn't one of them, but it's rare for me to get into this because it's just so fucking whack.
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It's wow, right? So after he fronts to school, he looks for his little walk and stops for a second.
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And as you do, you see a big-breasted woman breastfeeding a child holding an egg in her hand.
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That's that's standard practice that's standard practice i see that every day,
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yep yep that's the weirdness jesus yep
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well on summer's isle it is yeah or somewhere else sorry not somewhere's isle
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somewhere else you see that how he makes a cross on the grave yes yeah oh yeah
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yeah the the christianity thing yeah let's low touch actually the one through
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god as he says later on. Yeah.
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They're pretty much killing him for tomatoes. Or apples.
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They're killing him so they can have apples. Yes, 100%. That's exactly true. Yeah.
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Yeah. So they can have a more bountiful harvest because the harvest the year
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before was their worst on record. Yeah, so you kill somebody so you can get better apples. Gotcha. Yeah.
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Or do you like those apples? and then miss morrison mr equalizer and this this
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is where it really gets fucking just fucking fuck me and then they got the pharmacist
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which has a jar of foreskins as you do,
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snake skins brains hearts baby piglets you've got let's not forget who literally
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shoves a frog down a child's throat yeah i was just about to say it removes it what the though.
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Fuck, are you people watching that I... What are you guys saying here?
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Like I say, even Harry himself says, you people are stark, raving mad.
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It adds to the weirdness of it big time.
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And it really makes you... It really sells the fact that these people are this bonkers pagan cult.
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Then he goes on a little fucking... We have the music back on. Fuck me.
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I was like Jesus At least give us some Sabbath or something.
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Actually that music Will probably fit Yeah
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so he's doing the tour What about a Nightmare on Elm Street Rap song you know
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Are you ready for Lord Summer Isle I take that may as well You guys you know
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what That rap song we made fun of it the Nightmare on Elm Street But if it was
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in this you'd be like Like, oh, my God, I get it.
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I get it. No, you don't.
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People are trying to see something that's not there. I disagree.
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This guy is a one-hit wonder. Never made a film again. Well, he did actually make a sequel to this,
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The Wicker Train, which wasn't very good. It's terrible. But that was like 40 years later.
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Yeah, it was like 2012 or 2011 or something. So that doesn't.
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Yeah, so this is where he sees the children, naked children,
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by the way, dancing around. Is that Stonehenge? What the fuck is Stonehenge doing here?
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Well, here, on a side note, see the sort of, would you not agree that the,
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what do you call it, the actual island itself is stunningly beautiful?
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You know, just, you know, the nature of it and stuff. I think they picked the
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perfect sort of setting, you know, to film it.
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Okay so i'm not here for a geography lesson well
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you should be you know because i'm going somewhere i'll give you
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one later so he does so we finally get to the castle we're gonna finally see
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dracula you know yes in his cape wow and what a horrible wig well it's sort
27:31
of it was the 70s man you know i don't see it i don't see the 70s thing again
27:36
you did that for dead zone. Yeah this is where he finally says that this
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is disgraceful you got children out there dancing naked and you're trying
27:47
to get them pregnant and he's like oh yeah i'm the
27:50
lord and then then there's more
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fucking singing yes there's really no
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dialogue here well well a lot of the
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dialogue is actually in song you know or else
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it's harry basically like basically telling
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people off and shouting and some calling them crazy and stuff
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but you know christopher lee here then as lord
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summarized he then explains how it was actually his
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great grandfather father who like back in the 1800s actually came to the island
28:18
and started up the cult essentially okay so he decides he's gonna leave and
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yes dracula goes oh man you're gonna miss the mayday celebration and he's like
28:32
Like, I don't give a fuck. I don't care. You're a bunch of lunatics.
28:37
And this is where we get the whole willow. Yeah. Trying to urge him to have
28:43
some yum yum time. Entice him. So.
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Yes. And he's really well played by Edward Rupert, actually.
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You know. I'm not giving a pat.
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I'm trying to find something here. Think. Let me think. Yeah. I'll say this.
28:59
All the actors involved had balls. to do this movie.
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I'll give him credit for willing to participate.
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Edward Rupert I think is superb in it, I think he totally steals the show,
29:16
I know and that's my point as bad as this film is Christopher Lee breaks his
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A game and Edward Woodward breaks his A game,
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Britt Eklund is just there for come on we know why, she's dubbed as well actually, is she?
29:31
Any dialogue that Willow says is not actually her saying it.
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It's dubbed. Yeah, because she's... Where's she from? She's Scandinavian. Scandinavian. Oh, and Ingrid's the sweetest actress.
29:44
Yeah, but she's using her real voice. Yeah, you can tell. You can hear the accent. Yes.
29:49
Yes. No, and listen, everyone... How do I say?
29:52
Everyone in this film is committed, even though how fucking batshit crazy it is. They're committed.
29:59
No, kind of like Hereditary. Yes. Hereditary, you had Tony Collette's best performance
30:04
of all time is in Hereditary. She should have gotten nominated for an Oscar.
30:08
But that ending is so shit that it just destroyed it.
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But the acting was there.
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And the acting's there. Edward Woodward's a great actor. We all know that.
30:20
Yeah. And we all know how much we like Christopher Lee. Yeah.
30:24
So I applaud them. I do applaud them.
30:27
And to piggyback on the scenery.
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That can't be accomplished without a good cinematographer, so they obviously
30:34
hired the right man for that. Yes. All right, let's go back to tearing it apart now. No, I'm not tearing it apart. You are.
30:43
So he decides he's done because he thinks the child is going to be sacrificed at this point.
30:48
So he thinks the child is the sacrifice and not him.
30:52
By the way, he hasn't a clue about their plans for him. Yeah,
30:56
of course. At this point. Yeah. He's kind of stupid. I mean, he sabotages his plane. I would have taken a boat
31:03
in two seconds to get out of there. He's not just stupid, he's also arrogant. Yeah.
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Did you find a scene really creepy where they've hijacked his plane and you
31:15
see them peeking over the wall at him? In the fucking stupid masks? I thought that was stupid.
31:20
Now, if this was done, not for laughs, because this was done for laughs, right?
31:25
No, it wasn't. Oh, no. This is played dead straight, this entire film. It is.
31:30
No, no. No, no, no, no, no. This is played dead straight from start to finish.
31:36
This isn't a comedy. I'm serious. Oh, fuck. Of course it is.
31:41
I am not taking a pick on the piss. No. I thought the whole thing was a comedy.
31:44
And then the very end, they turn it up and kind of make it disturbing when he gets burned. So.
31:50
No, no. Well, it does. It's certainly not a comedy, but it does sort of lure
31:54
you into this sort of weird,
31:57
bizarre world world where you think they're just like sort of they're a bit
32:02
crazy but then it takes a real dark edge with you know the finale.
32:08
With a burn them alive basically, You know, it's actually a really good sort of, you know, twist where you find
32:15
out that, well, you see the girl, you know, up at the caves and stuff,
32:17
and she basically, she's in on it with them.
32:20
You said something, I can't remember what podcast it was, but once you know
32:25
the twist, does this movie have any replay value?
32:28
How many times have you seen this film?
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Oh, I would say a lot. It's, you're talking double figures, like,
32:35
I don't know exactly, but it still has an extreme power, especially the finale.
32:41
For me. It's a completely anti-Hollywood finale. You know, there's no rescue,
32:46
there's no, it's just, it's quite shocking. Why are you saying anti-Hollywood? What is with you with anti-Hollywood?
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If it had to be a Hollywood film. No, no, I know why.
32:57
Yes, I'm not talking about all Hollywood films, but generally,
33:00
there was no sort of helicopters there to save the day and rescue them, you know.
33:05
There was no happy ending. There's plenty of dark, dark, disturbing, that.
33:09
Midnight Cowboy, one of the most depressing films of all time,
33:11
came out wrong at the same time. I know that.
33:14
I know that, but I'm just saying in general terms there's no Disney ending where
33:19
it basically he gets rescued.
33:21
Yeah, because that never happens in English films. I gotcha.
33:25
Well, it's extremely bleak and harrowing and shocking. It's not.
33:30
Because you've already taken me out. It is to me. Okay, so you got the parade, right?
33:34
And he's dressed up as a gesture, whatever the fuck he is.
33:37
Yeah that's where it becomes he becomes the clown the
33:40
joker yes and you have a share there now
33:43
he's now shared the lord is
33:46
now shared yes and there's i'm with family babe i got you babe or something
33:52
but again we got a musical and we got the fake beheading and then we got you
33:58
know it just and then he figures out it's a trap just to get him on those clips yeah,
34:04
It's his Admiral Ackbar moment. It's a trap. You know, this is where the film
34:09
gets a pass for me, and this is it.
34:12
Otherwise, it's terrible, is the character didn't break character.
34:18
He stuck to his guns. He didn't beg for, please save me. I'll join your cult,
34:23
like most of us probably would do. He didn't. Yeah.
34:28
Yeah, this sounds great, guys. Let me go to the tree and dance around it. I'm up for that. You want me to have
34:34
sex with Willow? You want me to have sex with Brett Eklund? Oh, yeah.
34:37
Actually, I would have failed that test.
34:41
They'd be like, fuck, get him off the island, the horny bastard. Yeah.
34:46
But I like his performance here, and I like how he does not give up.
34:52
And he's burning alive. He's praying for himself.
34:55
So I like he- Did you notice- What?
34:58
Sorry, did you notice as well that at the very beginning, certainly in most cuts of this film,
35:03
he is reading psalm 23 and
35:07
then very ironically he's also when he's
35:10
burning alive in the wicker man he also returns to psalm 23 and he's singing
35:14
it basically or screaming it you know you know so i thought that was a very
35:19
good touch there's a certain irony about that you know you got this moment where
35:23
he's burning and he's you know praying to himself and into god and so forth yes,
35:29
what a better way to ruin the whole scene by breaking it into a fucking song again.
35:36
Again adds to the creepiness factor where they're all swinging their arms and dancing and singing,
35:41
Christopher Lee's in a dress and they're all happy and
35:44
it's a great sort of juxtapose where they're all
35:47
happy and singing because they believe in their brainwashed
35:50
crazy minds that they're going to be now having apples you
35:54
know apples are on the menu you again i mean that place better have some good
35:58
fucking apple pie right but yeah so they're sort of singing they're all happy
36:04
and singing and dancing and waving their arms and and um meanwhile edward bootwork
36:09
is being literally burnt alive i wish i was in there too with them,
36:15
i'm not gonna get this over with yeah yeah i don't i don't i i honestly don't
36:21
get it i I remember I texted you and I said, well, didn't I say something like, is this a...
36:25
Yeah, is this a musical? Is this a comedy? I think we were like,
36:28
yeah, yeah. I mean, you know what? You don't have to get, you don't have to
36:32
like it. You know what I mean? That's okay. You know what I mean? You know, each to their own.
36:37
But I'll go back to Edward Rupert. I did, like you say, I did like,
36:40
and it's very in keeping with the character because he's so arrogant and quite
36:44
pompous that he doesn't give into them, you know, even if it means being burnt alive.
36:50
Yeah. Yeah. So there you go. Yep. I have nothing else to add.
36:55
I got nothing. I just want to go home.
37:00
I want to go watch Die Hard or something. Well, you know, to me,
37:04
it's, you know, yeah, it's crazy, but that's all part of the effect of it.
37:09
You know, the whole bizarreness and the surrealness and the craziness of this cult.
37:15
To me, that makes it even more disturbing, especially whenever we get to the finale.
37:19
Alley to me it is one of the greatest sort
37:22
of horror films but also british films not for
37:26
everyone i you know not everyone will like it
37:28
you know and there's certainly sort of weird creepy elements
37:32
that if it was the real world yes indeed certainly illegal
37:35
and certainly totally you know unacceptable but that
37:39
just adds to the sort of the sort of
37:42
insanity of this cult and cults are are insane to
37:45
be fair yeah let's go with that yeah
37:48
okay gosh what's up next jesus i i almost want to put mine in there just to
37:54
cleanse the palate to um to to to ensure for a brighter harvest on the next
38:03
citizen frame like me well that's a nice apples,
38:07
The next one up we're going to be doing is a little independent film,
38:11
a revenge thriller, sort of, kind of.
38:13
I can't remember it, but it does have Paddy Constantine in it,
38:16
who I really like, and it's going to be Dead Man's Shoes.
38:19
So I think we'll get back to – I don't think there's any trees in this one, so it might be okay.
38:26
Well, it's very much a pretty sort of grim sort of – yeah.
38:31
There's no cults. There's no trees, you know, sadly.
38:35
All right. So there you go. Well, that'd be the next one, and then I'll pepper
38:40
one in to put a smile on people's faces and just enjoy listening to this rather than being depressed.
38:47
All right, guys. The new issue of Phantasm Gloria is out now.
38:51
It's available on Amazon worldwide and Forbidden Planet locally here in Belfast
38:55
and among other stores within the US.
38:59
Yep. Our Hail Razor special. Hail Razor special. Give us a shout if you want us.
39:04
Whatever. whatever if you thought you love the wicker man or if you have my
39:07
back on the wicker man but yeah a lot of people like this piece of crap so good
39:12
on you to each their own to each their own,
39:16
yeah reach out to us at citizen freight want to score a podcast on instagram
39:19
and of course on facebook we're going to end this one because this is easter
39:24
and oh check this out people you probably listened to the last podcast the nightmare
39:30
on elm street remake we did that's right we've We've upgraded the equipment. Oh, yes.
39:36
Hard cooler way. That's right. It is a new editing thing or something that helps
39:45
me edit and makes everything crisper and clearer. So you're welcome.
39:49
We did that for you. All right. We're wrapping this one up. Have a good Easter. Take care of yourself.
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