We cover the Fourteenth Amendment, review federalism, and bring up cake as often as possible. Sponsored by the defunct Mesquite institution, STEAK & ALE. Bonus content: Heather gets confused by some janitor's keys, and we review our time working at Bookstop 15 years ago.

Theme Song: "W's Duty" by Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com) licensed via Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 Unported (CC BY-NC 3.0) - Modified from original with additional vocals embedded.