The David Moyes saga continues. Why? I don't know. Find out why Moyes was ousted at Sunderland Football Club in this dark, and absolutely true, definitely true, flash fiction. 

"There was a man at the end of my garden. 

He was holding onto something. An A-framed advertising board or a teepee or two doors leaning against each other, or, something. It was hard to tell through the kitchen window; it was reflecting bright rectangles of lamplight over the dark mass outside. 

But there was a man stood there, I was certain of that...."

If you liked Netflix's Sunderland Till I Die, then... there's absolutely no guarantee you'll like this. So.

Performed by Cameron James Chapman, music by Ben Smith.   Written and produced by Jordan Harrison-Twist for iiii Magazine.