Junior calls in to discuss the killing of Osama bin Laden, Spider's suicide attempt, and tells a story about two men in a mental institute. Original Air Date 05/11/2011See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior's Secret to a Long, Healthy Life

Dec 30th, 2021 3m 48s

Junior calls in to discuss confessing to Oprah, gives his secret for a long and healthy life, and tells a story about a school writing competition. Original Air Date 07/07/2011See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior's Pink Panty Special

Dec 30th, 2021 5m 5s

Junior calls in to make an announcement about the Pump N Munch pink panty special and tells a story about two men named Willie and Earl who were both nervous at the doctor's office. Original Air Date 12/13/2007See omnystudio.com/listener for p

Junior's Got Graves Everywhere

Dec 30th, 2021 6m 5s

Junior calls in to discuss walking on top of graves, Spider's fears about going on a cruise, and tells a story about a man named Leeroy who was in the hospital.Original Air Date 03/09/2010See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Won't Junior Take Pictures With People?

Dec 30th, 2021 5m 51s

Junior calls in to discuss a woman advertising the American Idol premiere, Spider's children learning about computers, and tells a story about a third-grader who is often late to school.Original Air Date 01/12/2010See omnystudio.com/listener f

Junior Has Ideas for the Olympics

Dec 30th, 2021 3m 23s

Junior calls in to discuss the effect of children drinking too much water and gives some competition ideas for the Olympics. Original Air Date 08/03/2012See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior's Breakup Song Request

Dec 30th, 2021 3m 56s

Junior calls in to discuss Biggie's breakup, a man who got sucked into a wood chipper, and tells a story about a large-breasted organ player at church. Original Air Date 09/23/2009See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior on the Hudson River Plane Crash

Dec 30th, 2021 7m 24s

Junior calls in to discuss the plane that landed into the Hudson River and tells a story about a duck hunter who got shot in the junk. Original Air Date 01/19/2009See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior Wants to be with the World's Largest Woman

Dec 30th, 2021 4m 44s

Junior calls in to discuss a woman trying to become the largest in the world, his desire to be with a big woman, and the lack of NASCAR races. Original Air Date 03/16/2010See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior Thinks Phone Sex Can Help the Hungry

Dec 29th, 2021 4m 54s

Junior calls in to discuss Spider's child's report card, Hot Foot's current idea about phone sex helping the hungry, and tells a story about a boy named Johnny who likes to gamble.Original Air Date 06/24/2013See omnystudio.com/listener for pri

Junior's Requirements for the Montgomery County Militia

Dec 29th, 2021 4m 49s

Junior calls in to discuss a man who accidentally shot himself, Spider's trouble with school, and tells a story about three southern boys in Mexico. Original Air Date 08/25/2009See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior Knows How to Pass a Drug Test

Dec 29th, 2021 5m 38s

Junior calls in to discuss a special deal at the Pump N Munch, Hot Foot's tips for passing a drug test, and tells a story about a man who joined a nudit colony.02/26/2009See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior on the Upcoming Election

Dec 29th, 2021 5m 32s

Junior calls in to discuss the upcoming election, Spider's experience homeschooling his children, and tells a story about a woman in labor at the hospital. Original Air Date 11/03/2008See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior Desperately Needs a Swimming Pool

Dec 29th, 2021 7m 16s

Junior calls in to discuss his immediate need for a swimming pool, Mackenzie Phillips' book, and tells a story about a woman named Jane.Original Air Date 10/01/2009See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior's Winning Pick-Up Line

Dec 29th, 2021 5m 5s

Junior calls in to discuss a terrible smell, Spider's Thanksgiving (or "Skanksgiving"), a hot woman he met, and tells a story about a Muslim in Montgomery County. Original Air Date 12/07/2016See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior on the Selection of the New Pope

Dec 29th, 2021 5m 50s

Junior calls in to discuss the selection of the new Pope.Original Air Date 03/13/2013See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior on Senior Class Pranks

Dec 29th, 2021 5m 5s

Junior calls in to discuss high school senior pranks, Spider's experience at the pet cemetery, and tells a story about two men traveling on motor cycles. Original Air Date 06/03/2010See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior Has Obama Jokes

Dec 29th, 2021 4m 5s

Junior calls in to discuss the president, a trending video called Kony 2012, and tells a story about a woman wearing a diamond ring. Original Air Date 03/28/2012See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who was Junior's Favorite President?

Dec 29th, 2021 6m 8s

Junior calls in to discuss Chris Kelly's President's Day fact list, why Tony Stewart can't win a NASCAR race, and tells a story about a man named Murhphy. Original Air Date 03/14/2008See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior Slept with a Blind Girl

Dec 29th, 2021 3m 59s

Junior calls in to discuss San Francisco buying wastewater and tells a story about how he was in bed with a blind girl last night. Original Air Date 09/07/2011See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior Encourages Prostate Health

Dec 29th, 2021 5m 54s

Junior calls in to discuss prostate exams. Original Air Date 11/16/2016See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior's Elephant in the Room

Dec 29th, 2021 4m 15s

Junior calls in to discuss a member of 2GNC quitting, Spider's Memaw going to medical school, and tells a story about a man on death row. Original Air Date 03/29/2017See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior on Obama's Inauguration

Dec 27th, 2021 5m 14s

Junior calls in to discuss a previous caller who had some divisive comments, President Obama's inauguration, and tells a story about a drunk customer at the Pump N Munch. Original Air Date 01/21/2009See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info

Junior Recaps His Holiday Season

Dec 27th, 2021 5m

Junior calls in to discuss his unsatisfying Christmas, his desire to reenact the Civil War, and tells a story about a man who needed plastic surgery. Original Air Date 01/03/2011See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Junior's Solution to the NYC Rat Problem

Dec 27th, 2021 3m 48s

Junior calls in to discuss the rat problem on NY subways, Spider's son playing doctor with the neighbor, and tells a story about the Montgomery County undertaker. Original Air Date 03/29/2012See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.