"Have those pesky rivals got you down?
Are you left half-bearded and bare-bottomed and ashamed by your foes?
Are you constantly surrounded by those seeking to harm you?
Follow my helpful guide to learn how YOU TOO can master the royal method of dealing with enemies, in just three easy steps!
Welcome… to A Kind, Faithful King’s Guide to the Treatment of Enemies! "

The thing is, David isn't the King we're going to learn from.  The King of Creation has some beautiful teachings on how His followers are to treat their enemies.  It's as simple as it is transformative.  Find the three easy steps inside... for the low, low price of 50 minutes of your time!