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we have a video. This is
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a birthday party. You
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got the king is sitting
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here at the table, obviously.
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And to his left is his
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bride. And I think somewhere
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off camera to the right is a birthday
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girl. Yes. And
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so he's gonna offer to do something. Do we
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know the context of how these people got together?
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Because there's a bunch of other people at the
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table, right? Yeah. A bunch of women and
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kids or? Just a bunch of women,
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which is the birthday girl's friends. And I
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guess they planned this day in advance to
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all get dinner together. And who is the guy
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in relation to the birthday person? That's just
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one of her friends' husbands. And
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apparently he's a podcast king. He does
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a podcast as well that preaches about
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treating women right and all this stuff.
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So they use that against him and
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say, oh, I thought you were a
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podcast king. So he's out on a
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date with his wife and the wife is to the left? And
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he knows the birthday girl. and he's
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been invited to a birthday party. Right,
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through the girlfriend. Through his
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girlfriend or his wife. His
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wife, yeah, through the wife. And so he doesn't
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really know the girl that well, he's just been invited
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there. By his wife or his
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girlfriend? His wife. His wife. Yeah.
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And she has like the stroller with the
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kids. And so the other people, he doesn't even know
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them because they're friends of the birthday person. Not really.
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And he doesn't really even know the birthday girl either?
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I don't think so, no. Huh.
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Interesting. So if your girlfriend or your wife, in this
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case, comes to you and says, oh
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my so and so friends having a birthday party, we should
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go. I was like,
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okay. Yeah. You would assume
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that obviously you're going to pay for your
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wife. You and her are going to pay your
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tab. Right. And
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so apparently he offers to do something nice
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for the birthday girl who he really doesn't
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even know. And then something
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goes a little sideways with
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that. Because what's his background? He's got a podcast or something?
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He's got like a podcast that
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it's like women empowerment in
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a way. Oh,
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so he's a pro feminist girl. Yeah.
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Huh. He's pro boss girl. Mm
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hmm. That's
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what's beautiful about karma. It
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always comes around. Well,
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consuming too much soy and
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comedy propaganda has consequences. So
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let's see what happens. Are you going to let him
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sit here with a whole table full of women? I
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really feel like it's not a possibility.
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And when y'all get a husband. Oh,
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I'm sorry. I have a husband. I
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do have a husband. Hold on. Wait
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a minute. Thank you. Thank you. I
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don't want to know. You
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are separated. I got the birthday girl
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in my way. That's
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okay. Hey. I'm
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sorry. You're the only man at the table. Why
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would you want that for sex? It's all women here.
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I'm not responsible for. I
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got a birthday girl. You
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invited everybody. I didn't invite her, his
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girl for his wife invited me to
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write it. Okay, I'm
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responsible for her. Okay, you're the
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only man. I'm
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sorry, hold on, we was all doing regular leg pain for
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credit cards and all that now, because everyone is slick, right?
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We're doing slick head bro? Yeah, wait. I
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don't know anyone. But I didn't sign up
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for that. Okay, there's nobody else
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doing that. I know you guys did. Wait
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a minute, no. I have
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birthday for real. Okay, well, I didn't
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have anything. No, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no. It's Donnie's birthday.
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Wait a minute, we not doing this.
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What you saying though? Who's party is it though?
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The birthday girl. So
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the wife is the one that arranged the party.
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Yeah. Well, in that case,
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if she arranged the party, then yeah, he's
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on the hook. Because she basically... Because
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that's like, hey, we're having a cookout this week and we're going
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to watch the football game. You guys should come over. Right. And
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you get there and they're like, hey, it's $20 over charge for
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the wings. And if you want
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some beer, it's another 10 bucks for that. Yeah. If
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you want all you can eat, it's an
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extra 20. It's like, you don't do stuff like that. If
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you have a party, you invite a party. In
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this case, she kind of put them on the hook. So I
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mean, yeah, the wife kind of fucked them. You
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think so? She invited all
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these friends there. So if I
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was one of her friends, oh, we're taking so
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and so to dinner for her birthday. You guys
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should come. Probably how it happened. Yeah.
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So she with her big mouth is inviting
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everybody to come hang out and basically the
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husband to pay for it. So he's on the
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hook because his wife put him on the
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hook. Yeah. Because if
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you have the party, if you invite people over,
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if you invite... I mean, it's normal
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when you're like in my family, if I call up my dad
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or my aunt and uncle, and I'm like, hey, let's all go
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to lunch. Well, it's like, this is my idea. So
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I'm the one paying the bill. If they call me, hey, let's
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go out on the boat. It's like, well, it's
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on him. It's his party. That's just
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normal protocol. Unfortunately,
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what ended up happening or do we
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not know? Everybody was mad
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because they're expecting him to pay and he's like, I
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don't know anything about this. But the
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other girl said your wife basically was the
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one that invited us. So in that case,
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she would assume that if you're invited to
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a party that you're having for so and
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so, they would
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probably show up, the cake's provided, maybe they've
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rented a room already. And so you
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bring the birthday girl a present. Yeah.
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And usually you assume everything's, if you're
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invited to a party that they're taking care of that. Well,
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then in a part two, the birthday girl
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and her friend get up and they walk out. And
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then the other lady... His wife or just the
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other girls? The other girls, just two other girls.
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And then the other lady... Up and leave without paying?
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Yeah. They're like, I'm not paying anything. It's not
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my birthday. I'm not paying
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for anything, which he already offered to pay
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her. So he was questioning why she was
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so upset if he already offered to pay
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for her. But she's just upset that he
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wouldn't pay for the whole table. Yeah.
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Well, what I look at is, the
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wife's friends, not
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really friends. I mean, even
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the girl that was her birthday, she just kind
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of had an attitude, was kind of snotty. Yeah.
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And buying her... All these people
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are there to celebrate her
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birthday. And
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she has nothing but an attitude for the guy that
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was like, hey, I'll pay for your thing.
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So for him, he's like, oh, I'm just invited to
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come to his birthday party. It's already pre-arranged. But unbeknownst
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to him, his wife has invited all these people there.
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And so it's her show. But
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quite frankly, the friends and the birthday girl, they
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seem kind of like shallow people. Yeah. Just the
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way they talk and they carry on. If
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you're really close, it's like none
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of my friends or my family would... If
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something like that happened, we would never talk to each
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other. They would just wear out their cards and they
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would pay. Right. They would be a big deal.
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The attitude, you just like, they're not
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really close. There's a bunch of like
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fake relationships and friendships there. Yeah, it's
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like a sense of an entitlement in a way.
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And they have the child which baffles me that
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they have a baby there. You can tell like
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he said, I have my child
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to pay for, my women to pay for, and
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I'm also offering to pay for the birthday girl.
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I can't pay for everybody. Yeah,
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but the wife is the one that arranged the party. So
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it's not good communication on her part.
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Damn. But he's probably,
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because he's a feminist, he's probably used to his
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wife walking all over his dick like that anyway.
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Yeah, well if anything I feel like they should
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have been mad at her like, hey, why'd you
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even invite us here? Yeah, if I was sitting
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there and then I realized that my wife's one invited,
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but I would say, you know what, I'm sorry, my bad.
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It is our, you know,
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and I would have paid for it and been done
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with it. Yeah. But he's like, he
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doesn't, you can tell, he doesn't like his wife
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spending his money. Right. And so he's doing everything
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he can to get out of it. It
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looks like an expensive restaurant too. So, and
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she's wearing a Gucci belt. So obviously they, So the other
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girls get up and walk out. So two girls get
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up, they walk out and then the other girls are
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sitting there ready to get up. And then he tells
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the waiter, hey, split the checks because they were going
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to leave him so that he could just pay it
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all. But he was like, no, split the checks and
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the other girls stay there waiting. So
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those girls stayed and paid. Yeah. And the other
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ones dipped. Yeah. The birthday girl dipped. Yeah.
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And the girl next to her.
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So two girls dipped. Yeah. I
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just looked at that. There's that
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just seems like a bunch of phony fake people
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hanging out with people. They don't really like and
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right that that's not
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those are not what I would consider
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close friends or somebody that
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I would I would something like that
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would never happen in my life or my my peer
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group. It just looks like a bunch of people that
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barely know each other. They're
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trying to look good to the Jones's so to
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speak and they're there for what
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each other can do for the other person. Not
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because they genuinely have a deep friendship and connection
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to one another. Yeah. Agree,
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so it's kind of a circus, but you
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know that's that's that guy's fault He's
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supposed to set the standard his
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woman walks all over him because again he
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empowered it He's a feminist so you know
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write to check dude
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