Are all the answers our heroes need found at a repurposed pig farm full of decaying bodies??? Rich contemplates his potentially Lord of the Rings-ian journey to San Diego. Danielle is considering a return to a world she left behind.

37: 70's Sex Mom Haircut

Apr 20th, 2016 1h

Eisner Award Nominee John Allison does not introduce himself nor is he introduced as this episode's sit-in special guest substitute co-host on the Coffee & Cider Jazz Band. What if Rich were a priest, literally dripping in gold? He could be a D

36: Go Ahead and Drop Out of College

Mar 29th, 2016 1h 11m

Coffee & Cider (but Hold the Coffee) LIVE from STAPLE 2016! Rich takes a show off so that we can present the "Webcomics" panel from STAPLE 2016 in full, with Very Special Guests Spike Trotman, Dave Mercier, Matt Melvin, and our very own Daniell

35: The Golden Ratio

Mar 3rd, 2016 42m 49s

Do you ever worry what'll happen if EVERYONE at yoga farts? Danielle and Rich discuss The Golden Ratio, academic standards they never knew to have before they started teaching, and the magic of re-gifting technology.

34: Convenience Stores of My Youth

Feb 18th, 2016 1h 3m

Rich begins backing up 16 years of website and Danielle reveals the secrets of "MultiTime".We finally discover Rich's superpower. No, the other one. No, not that one either.

33: Ryan North Pillow Case

Feb 6th, 2016 46m 58s

Danielle becomes Max Headroom and Rich has finally gotten weather that resembles actual winter. Of course he has nothing better to do than get Danielle hooked on "The Peach"just like all the cool, happening youths.

32: Universal Connector

Jan 15th, 2016 44m 31s

Rich and Danielle have a solution for Twitter, and it involves money. They discuss illustrious careers in teaching as well as bad comics contracts that effectively involve no money. "Powerball" means everyone may now design one consensual mini

31: Something More Positive

Dec 10th, 2015 1h 4m

Sexy Heroic Single Dad Randy Milholland redefines “reason for the season” with Danielle and Rich on what becomes a Very Special Holiday Special you had no idea anyone would want, but realize you now cannot live without. [[NOTE: Randy is not in

30: The Origins of Chocolate

Dec 4th, 2015 46m 29s

Danielle is selling a physical good called Original Art. Rich has mastered the ancient mercantile art of Laying Down Clear Tape. Our heroes finally answer a burning question: which Super Mario Bros. cartridge do you trust with your banking reco

29: Entrance to Hellworld

Nov 21st, 2015 52m 28s

Danielle and Rich catch up on the last two months they did no podcasting, but mostly and almost exclusively talk about how, thanks to first-hand use, Rich thinks the iPad Pro is going to destroy the Wacom tentacle monster for many cartoonists.

28: Scissors for Your Lawn

Sep 28th, 2015 45m 1s

Ghostbusters II was, in fact, a movie. What organized crime is best executed by employing a child in a fedora? Tune in to find out, and also to hear our first mid-show Bathroom Break!

27: Age 18 Months, in a Tracksuit

Aug 28th, 2015 38m 10s

Good News: Danielle has finally returned from her month away from sweet, sustaining internet access. Bad News: She and Rich start talking about cannibalism standards early on, so you may need to ascertain whether you're the eating or eaten typ

26: Vote for Clever

Aug 8th, 2015 41m 28s

Sigh in relief: Danielle yet survives in the Canadian Wilds. Will she be able to find "Boy Wonder" Ryan North without the help of Technology? Will Rich tear this mother down when the final loads of return shipping from SDCC arrive, truly markin

25: Time Away From The Internet

Jul 31st, 2015 33m 37s

Our Intrepid Cider Scout Danielle continues her Internetless Canadian Adventure and Survivor-Refugee Rich drifts back onto the shore of civilization in the filthy wake of San Diego Comic-Con. Above: the empty husk of a (former) pay phone bank.

24: What Celsius Means

Jul 23rd, 2015 21m 57s

Coming to you not-live and via Direct Distance Dialing involving zero computers and instead actual phones...it's Coffee & Cider's San Diego Comic-Con Not-So-Special! How has Danielle survived off the internet grid? Did Rich make it to San Diego

23: Quit the Internet

Jul 2nd, 2015 40m 43s

On the precipice of our most dramatic phase of the show yet, wherein Danielle will literally be phoning it in but probably working ten times as hard as Rich in doing so, we contemplate the brink of living internet-free (Danielle) versus interne

22: Misandry is the Best!

Jun 20th, 2015 43m 56s

Danielle finalizes plans for her voyage into the frying frozen north, and Rich successfully convinces himself to definitely probably absolutely not be 100% against maybe driving a van through the Cursed Lands of The South, preaching (some of) t

21: Smothered by a Dream

Jun 3rd, 2015 40m 31s

Danielle won an award and a newspaper...or was it a newspaper comics syndicate. Wait...did she get dressed up to win a Reuben sandwich? She and Rich discuss Old Guard, New Guard, New New Guard, and finally the New Old Guard in comics. Kindly ge

20: The No-Radio Zone

May 20th, 2015 37m 32s

Rich continues planning the prevention of Danielle's off-grid death, and Danielle opens the Pandora's Box that is Ham Radio. Would Rich just "come back" if he shut everything off for a month? Do we want to find out? #KILLALLMEN

19: Drive a Sex Van

May 7th, 2015 43m 54s

Danielle "preps" for her tech-free voyage, and Rich teaches her some of the Dark Magicks of Amtrakmancing. That and the importance of Sex Vans and weapons.

18: I Survived the 90's

May 2nd, 2015 38m 25s

Rich has been excavating treasures in his warehouse and Danielle prepares to boldly go back in time (in the near future, when she goes to Canada)! Will Rich survive expired Pseudoephedrine? Will Danielle find a radio-only Walkman?

17: Dorothy and Blanche and Rose and Sophia

Apr 9th, 2015 35m 34s

Rich has been living one song on loop for a long, long time now. It's a great song. The kind you don't mind for hanging around...the kind you thank for being a friend. Be a friend, throw in your Brain Jerky, and join the Nosepickers Society to

16: How Do You Say Wendigo?

Apr 9th, 2015 30m 30s

Danielle has recovered from Con Crud, Rich has a massive pork bone, and one of our heroes might be on the way to becoming The Next Cathy?!

15: Ugliest Beautiful Most Creepy Hero

Mar 19th, 2015 37m 23s

Danielle finished Girls With Slingshots and is now a full-time gardener! Rich is pursuing a new career in the ceramic arts! EVERYTHING IS CHANGING!

14: 30-Proof Soup

Mar 6th, 2015 33m 29s

Danielle and Rich discuss the finer points of yoga, "douchesnacks", and destroying a piece of human history. Come for the male prostitute humor. Stay to slather it with butter.