On this episode the boys finish of their discussion on fluoride. Tyler explains that being paid insane amounts of money to shake your ass on TV when you’re forty-three actually IS very empowering, Aaron walks everyone through his hygienic habits, (it’s all about the bearded deep clean), and Ty shares a traumatic moment from a petting zoo involving goats in heat. As a collective, the goays (hosts) implore our neewers (listeners) to take a vigilante approach and force others to put their shopping carts away under threat of cancer.

As always a huge thanks for the use of our theme song, It's A Conspiracy Song, off of the collaborated album Cautionary Campfire Tales, by Tim Ireland and the musician Koit. You can find their work here: https://www.bloggerheads.com/ and here: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/koit/346306441 respectively.

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