Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life..... and celebrate the 100th episode of this stupid podcast with some listener favorite clips. Come along for this absurd trip down memory lane.. Here's to another 100...

They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To

9 days ago 57m 51s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, festival foods, Brandon's lack of Aldi experience and the state of modern wig manufacturing.

Beleaguered Betty Situation

16 days ago 57m 45s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, tetanus, Taylor Swift's stranglehold on the zeitgeist, pickles as a stress management technique and Ashley getting rizzed up in the Taco Bell drive thru.

Firth In Line

23 days ago 58m 30s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Jojo Siwa's career reinvention, egg salad sandwiches, Edward Scissorhands, Maury Povich, Connie Chung and they FINALLY settle the age-old Colin Firth vs. Colin Farrell debate....

Poke a Hole in Your Cereal Box, Nerds... We're Going With Carson Daly

Apr 10th, 2024 58m 22s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, eclipses, Cracker Barrel, Carson Daly and Limp Bizkit.... And They FINALLY discuss Demi Lovato's twin sister, Poot... They discuss Poot Lovato.

Circling Back To MC Hammer

Apr 3rd, 2024 57m 32s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Easter Ham, Women's Basketball, Heart Worm Awareness Month and they delve into who is the most feared celebrity (it's either Diddy, MC Hammer or Valerie Bertinelli.

Is The Hair Suit Not Enough?!?

Mar 27th, 2024 56m 47s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, rotten car chicken, popcorn buttering technique, and Ashley is asked the age-old question.... Could you wear a hair suit for a full year in exchange for $1,000,000?

Jeeves.... Fetch me Kate Middleditch

Mar 20th, 2024 58m 3s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Kat Middleton conspiracy theories, Easter Egg hunt preparation, Amanda Bynes getting her manicurist certification and the denim diaper craze.

This Hat's Floppy Enough As It Is... Pass the Ambien.

Mar 13th, 2024 57m 33s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, not following your dreams because biscuits and gravy are better, Oscar news, living wax museums and why Ashley WILL NOT wear Sketchers.

There's No Hiding From These Khakis

Mar 6th, 2024 57m 26s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Flintstone Pushup Pops, Business schvitzes, regrettable high school outfits and bad national anthems.

It's Not An Issue. It's Whimsy.

Feb 28th, 2024 58m 40s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's issues with Brandon's performance, pantyhose, traumatic falling stories and the state of shopping malls in 2024.... Gadzooks is still a thing.

Someone Get This Walrus Out From In Front of the Fuchsia Crayola

Feb 21st, 2024 57m 41s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The Flu, braces removal, Nickelodeon's early nineties cartoon lineup and they ask the question.... Where do celebrity face fillers go once they wear off?..... Spoiler alert- it's grossS

I Lived Under The Kelce Stairs for Years

Feb 14th, 2024 58m 37s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Super Bowl Halftime, Micheal Cera, turn of the century jungle gyms, but mostly they talk about the Super Bowl Halftime Show.

It's Not the Camera Angle, Guys... It's My Night 'Mallows.

Feb 7th, 2024 58m 43s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, unflattering camera angles, leg warmers and leotards, Super Bowl Halftime show predictions and Ashley's new snail mucin face goo.

Why Can't You Be More Like Your Sister?!?

Jan 31st, 2024 57m 29s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, first speeding tickets, Vitamin D, weight gain from excessive chip and dip consumption, mailbox vandalism and the age old question.... Why can't Brandon be more like his sister?!?!

2024: Onward, BUT HOW?!?!

Jan 24th, 2024 57m 46s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, celebrity encounters, Politics, splitting a beef stick with Tom Hanks and Ashley has bangs again.... The Bangs Are Back in Town.

Sorry, Pubert... The Quesarito's Off the Menu.

Jan 17th, 2024 56m 20s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Siberian air, earthquakes, Taco Bell's HUGE mistake of removing the quesarito from the menu and the puberty Ken doll.

Big Sweatsuit Energy

Jan 10th, 2024 57m 5s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, airplane wardrobe malfunctions, diaper changing schtick, Chilis Too and Gremlins.... Going into 2024 with that BSE, BABAYYYY!#BigSweatsuitEnergy

Go Take a Bath With Beans

Jan 3rd, 2024 57m 58s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, pitch a new sitcom called "It's All About Ashley", discuss Ashley's failed audition for a reality show and Ashley may or may not have encountered a harmonica playing cowboy ghost at the A

We Extra... And You Can Taste It.

Dec 27th, 2023 57m 58s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas festivities, barfing in the Big Apple, How bad Ashley is on Heelys and they decide that 2024 is their year (they cappin'... It ain't)

Dashing Through The Woods: Our Less Than Transcendent Christmas Extravagoonza

Dec 20th, 2023 55m 27s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas stuff, Cobblers, Doc Martins, Doc Martin cobblers.... And they are wildly unprepared... At least more than usual.

Where Are We In Time, Fat Albert?

Dec 13th, 2023 58m 31s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, they FINALLY get to "slang through the ages", Fat Albert decides to make an appearance and Brandon plots to cancel out Ashley's 2024 vision board with an ANTI vision board of his own.

Not This Quarter, Becky. We've Reached Our Deductible

Dec 6th, 2023 58m 27s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas Carol diapers, Dog Seances, Ashley brags about getting TSA pre-check (Brandon doesn't have it) and Brandon reveals that Tom Hanks from Polar Express is his sleep paralysis demon

Crindy Doesn't Have The Sand For A Turkey Murder

Nov 29th, 2023 57m 51s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, a new aquatic outlet mall called an "Inlet Mall", Dingies, Bidets and bird murder.

Back Up, Redcoats... Daddy's Reloadin'

Nov 22nd, 2023 56m 54s

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's experience making a carrot cake on a public access cooking show, the Nicolas Cage classic, National Treasure, deviled eggs and we pitch a new business where Ashley cuts the "naug