Title: Old Fashioned [Wikipedia] [IMDb]

Director: Dick Swartzwelder

Producers: Nathan Nazario, Dave DeBorde, Nini Hadjis, Rik Swartzwelder, William K. Baker, Stephen R. Campanella

Writer: Rik Swartzwelder

Stars: Elizabeth Ann Roberts, Rik Swartzwelder, LeJon Woods, Tyler Hollinger, Nini Hadjis

Release date: February 6, 2015

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SHOWNOTES: Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is... making the judgement call to NOT show your significant other Rik Swartzwelder's Old Fashioned! Some may recall 2014 faith-based romance film that opened the same weekend as Fifty Shades of Grey, and others will be glad they don't. It's a classic Collateral Cinema bad movie review pitting Beau, Robert, and Ash versus this cinematic calamity, so pick your poison of inebriation, and listen to us rant and rave about Old Fashioned! Next time: Hot Tub Time Machine!

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