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Are you saying you faked with
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me ? Yeah , I
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just can't say oh
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, oh , oh , oh , I can't wrong
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now you're single .
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What do you know about sexual relations
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? Is it true that if you don't use it
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, you use it ?
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I'm a little worried about being a slut . You're
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listening to the Come With Us podcast Talking
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the good , the kinky and the ugly . Here
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are your hosts , beth and Erin
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. Hello
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, hello , hello .
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Are you sexy ? Hold and hold . We're
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gonna talk about sex as you get
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older . Oh my God , for
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all you young folks out there , I
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can't believe I'm so fucking old . But
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yeah , I'm like 58 years old
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. That's fricking old . But God
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, sex is so good and here's the coolest
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thing we're gonna tell you why
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and how it's so fricking good for you
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. Anyway , this
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is obviously a topic close to my heart
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, but also universally significant
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, and we'll talk about not only
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why having great sexy fun
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is important , even as you get older
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especially maybe when you get older but also
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how you can keep having great
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sexy fun at any age , despite
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whatever health things and things are going
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on . So fulfilling
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love life it's not just a luxury , it
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is essential . Anyway
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, I'm Beth Darling , so glad that you're here with
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us . You can find me . You can find my
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book , the Five Kinds of Intimacy , which will
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help you keep a good , happy , romantic
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, sexy love life going . It's
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called the Five Kinds of Intimacy how to Keep
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your Love Alive . You can find it on Amazon
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or on my website , bethdarlingcom
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, and I'm here with Erin who oh
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my God , you're so fucking young now .
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I am not .
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You are , you're in your 30s and something like
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I forget that there's this huge
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age gap between us . It's just
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sometimes it shocks me when I think about it , because
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I mean okay , my
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birth certificate says I'm in my 30s .
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Yes , but if I were to die right this minute
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and be not modified
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but buried and then experts were to dig up my bones
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later , the bones would show
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that I am like 50 or something
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like that , because my knees are shit , my ankles
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are shit Like . I
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have lived a hard life of jumping
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bike ramps and being a dumb ass
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and moving cars
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and all kinds of dumb stuff .
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Yeah , that is stupid .
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And my body is paid for it . My body is now paying
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for it , when I thought I was invincible . Clearly
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, 19 year old Erin was fucking
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wrong .
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Well , they say age is in the mind and I'm like
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, no , no , no , that's bullshit . Age is in the body , because
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my mind I'm still like 28 years old
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. In fact , sometimes I'll find myself
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I'll be running through an airport because I'm late
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or something , and I'm thinking
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I'm just this 28 year old running through an airport
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. And then I have this out of body experience
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and I go , oh shit , like other
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people see this old lady running through
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the airport . Why are you running through an airport
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? Because I was going to miss a flight and
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I had forgotten my iPad because
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I had forgotten my iPad why
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Las ? Vegas airport at the security
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and I had to run all the way fucking back and they
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had that pilot was nice and help the plane
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for me . But yeah , now it's
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sweating buckets and I was coughing
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like crazy because I get asthma with that
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, Anyway , so anyway . So
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we're not going to talk about bad
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health things just because
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I'm old . We're not going to talk about vitamins
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and shit .
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No , but you're forgetful at
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20 . You have the memory
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of a 90 year old .
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Yes , I know it's ridiculous
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, it is insane .
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It is insane you need an actual oompa
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loompa to follow you around . No
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, I just keep track of all your shit . Yes
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, I do , I need to .
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Exactly . That is absolutely true Swallow
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, I know , to eat dinner , yes
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, something other than a milkshake , anyway
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. So All right , but
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anyway . So we're going to just , we're going to
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just myth bust here
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, which is the myth that intimacy
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, that sexy fun , diminishes
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as we get older and
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that it's not important and we
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can just let it go by the wayside because that's just bullshit
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. So
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, all right , you want to tell them about the article and the research
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that you that you found , Aaron , because
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I loved it .
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Yeah , I mean . So researchers
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were looking at men and women in
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their what some people call golden
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years , 62 to 74
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. And
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those that actually describe two
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researchers their sex life as
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very pleasurable or enjoyable or whatever
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, saying that they enjoyed their sex life , had
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better brain , cognitive , like
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scores and
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like better brain activity
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, which now
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makes me realize every single person in Congress
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is not getting laid because they are all dumber
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than a brick . So
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good for them , yeah .
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So now I'm thinking , oh , does my
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my bad memory these days ? Does that mean I
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need to have more sex ?
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You probably should . Wow , I
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mean there was a whole . There was a whole Seinfeld episode about
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it . Elaine got dumber the more she didn't have sex . George
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got smarter the more he didn't have sex . Oh
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, I didn't know that . That's funny .
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But I mean , but , but I like that
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. And then what also people should
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know , and I love this for people age
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75 to 90 , sex
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didn't even have to be that good . It
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just had to be frequent to have
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a beneficial effect on their
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brain health . Right , yeah , isn't that
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freaking awesome yeah
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.
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Yes and no , because
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I hope you're still having good sex , like
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at least mediocre like . Oh
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, it's not about the quality , oh , I
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still hope quality is there .
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Well , I don't enjoy it . But maybe people
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are saying they enjoy it , but it's not like maybe
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, because then maybe their mobility
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isn't that great , so maybe it's not the the
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wild sex that they you know , who knows ? It
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didn't go into that sort of detail , but that's
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why you're young .
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Young for the wild sex . When you're old
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, you're yeah , you're trying to break a hip . Yeah
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, there you go . Is it swinging from
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a freaking chandelier ?
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No , are you doing ?
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it no , but guess what ? You're still
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getting it in . Have fun with that .
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Yeah , yeah , but I love that . So truly
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having good sex
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, Good sexy fun , helps
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improve your brain function . All right
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, do people , married couples
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. I think you need to write this down . This
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is why , right , wanting a good
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, sexy life is not Trivial
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, it is not meaningless . Even
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if you don't believe a word I talk about
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in my five kinds of intimacy , where I tell
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you that sexual intimacy is Just
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as important as emotional intimacy . If
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you don't believe me , at least believe the science
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, the research that shows it helps
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your brain stay healthy .
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So I say I not to lose your
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shit Laughing at Thanksgiving dinner
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when your grandfather can't remember where
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his fork is , when it's sitting on his fucking plate
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.
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Okay , so you should send him this article , because
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I already sent it to my dad , who's 83
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, and I sent it to my dad and his girlfriend
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. They're like we agree . In
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fact , we were just talking the other day . My dad
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was saying that his he
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said like he just is realizing his
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memory is not as good as it used to be and his
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memory used to be fantastic . So now
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his memory is still way better than mine
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, but it's not as good as it used to be .
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It's not difficult right but .
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But so now it's like , oh , maybe if he has more sex
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his memory will be better how
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old 83 he
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still works full-time . I mean , they travel
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all over . Yeah , they're , it's awesome , it's
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really it's wonderful to see . But and
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he had a prostate removed . Sorry , I'm just airing
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my dad's laundry . Yeah , I'm sure he
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loves this knowing that we do
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he does because he
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told me that . Um that , because
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when I have clients that have had prostate cancer
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and stuff which is why my dad had his resume he's
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like no , make sure they know they can still orgasm
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. He's like a week after my surgery
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I could orgasm Okay
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.
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I don't want you doing it that soon , but no , I
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don't think they want you doing erections and stuff
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, but that's harder .
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That's separate . Yeah , that's not funny , but
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anyway . So , um , so
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they're thinking that , um , let's
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see why . Why does sex help our brain
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? So
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what they said ? They think that it's
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the stress relieving benefits , that
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those are good , as well as the
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release of the pleasure hormone
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, dopamine , which also
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, like , not only helps us , it helps
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us feel good and it helps
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keep our brains healthy because , like depression
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and stuff is , when you don't have a healthy
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brain and the more depressed and stressed
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you are than the more your body doesn't work as well
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. So , yeah , um , and
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then , okay , I also I didn't know this that
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stress prevents the formation
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of neurons in the hippocampus
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, an Area of the brain that's associated
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with memory .
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No God , then I ? How do I remember
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?
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Yeah , I don't know , but
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I'm always stressed yeah , so
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that's part of how much better my memory
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would be .
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I'd be like that dude in limitless . I'd remember everything
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, ever .
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Yeah , cuz you remember shit , tons of trivia and stuff
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already I know , yeah , and I'm stressed
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all the time , right , so yeah
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, you could be fucking brilliant . I could be
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yeah , yeah that would be good
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, but um and
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Okay . So yeah , higher
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levels of dopamine is linked to
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improved memory in older adults
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. So sure it's older adults
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, but I gotta believe that's throughout lifetime
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. That a higher level of dopamine
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is Improves your memory . So
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maybe that means that before you had take
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a big test and stuff , or while
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you're studying , you know , and preparing
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for exams and stuff , you should be having
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lots of sex to get lots of dopamine . Because
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, you're stressed that yeah , so
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that's a .
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What is sex ? A stress reliever
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.
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Yes , exactly . And now you can say but
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I need it , it's gonna help me do I don't know
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. I mean most of our .
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I've seen the demographics most of our listeners
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are , unless they're doing like post grad
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or graduate work .
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The bar exam . Yeah , CPA
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.
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Past the test , the regular
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test taking thing .
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Yeah , that's true , and I don't know .
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It will not help you pass that test if you're not past
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the test taking point . Well here
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, good luck on your next test . I don't know what it's about
10:31
, but study hard and yeah
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.
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I like that and okay , and also
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so people , 75 to 90 , it's
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funny . I'd say , oh , I need to
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tell my dad to listen to this episode , but maybe
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he'd be annoyed at me talking about it , so I won't
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tell him . But 75
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to 90 . When I said the sex didn't have
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to be good , it just had to be frequent . You know
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what frequent is for 75
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to 90 year olds .
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I'm gonna say once a month .
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No , just once a week . Oh , oh , once
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a week . So people should be able
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to do it , and it doesn't necessarily
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steering wheels .
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Right now there are guys in their
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30s and 40s and 20s
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punching their fucking steering wheels Right .
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I know , because they're not having it once week . But so
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also note that it doesn't have
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to be intercourse , it doesn't have to be penetration
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and it doesn't have to be orgasm
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. The orgasm certainly helps , because
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with orgasm we get more of
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these happy chemicals .
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Yeah , yeah . As far as the you know being
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jealous that old people are getting on more
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than you guys , I will say this my
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wife and I have had this conversation of Like
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yes
11:37
, we both want
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it more right now , but we
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also both work full-time jobs , we
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both live life and all that stuff . The
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reason you're gonna have more sex when you're old
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provided you and your partner are
11:51
compatible and still doing it is
11:53
because you're retired . You ain't got shit to do
11:55
, you're watching TV
11:57
, you're going taking your grandkids on a walk and
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then when they're gone , guess what ? You look at each other and go
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knock it out Like that's
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another benefit of staying married for retirement
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and all that stuff . Yeah , but
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that couple who last from last week they've
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been married 43 years Right
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, right . They're at the point I have . I hope
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they're at the point where they're
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both retired and especially now
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using your book to help with the intimacy thing . They
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look at each other every couple of days and they're
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like , fuck , what else we got to do ? Right , right
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, let's get some time . We watched this episode of SVU
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so many times . Fuck it , no
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, let's fuck each other . Yes .
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Yes , yeah , and for those of you who didn't listen
12:35
, one you should go back and listen to last week , because
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we talked about secrets behind couples and
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fantasies and things like that that they have
12:43
even in the midst of sexy fun
12:45
together . But it was a couple that
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the wife wrote to me and said
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that after 43 years of
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marriage with ups and downs , that
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her husband , she had already read my book
12:56
and her husband wanted to read it because he liked
12:58
that I talk about sexy fun and
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that sexy fun is important , so he's reading it
13:02
. And she was like thank you , it's given us a new lease
13:05
on our relationship .
13:06
So yeah , it was really good Enjoy your retirement
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, enjoy your time together , I mean you've
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only talked . Yeah , you've
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run out of things to say . You know each other , like
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once you get to like . This is the thing is that if
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you're married , like if you're getting married right
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before retirement , that's one thing , but if
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you're married 20 , 30 , 40
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years and you retire together , guess what ? You've
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heard every fucking story that the other
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person has .
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Right , so you need to do something fun .
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So many times . Guess what gets different a little
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bit every time sex .
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Well , and especially if you're willing to .
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There's always a tiny bit different . Right and
13:41
to get new , like you can get new vibrators
13:43
. There are devices and
13:45
products that are geared for people
13:48
who are older . There are different
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loops that will help make things more pleasurable
13:52
for the Volvo
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owners . There are all sorts
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of things .
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I know that's the PC term , but anyway , we're not using
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that for the women .
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Okay so , but
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or for people doing ass play right
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and maybe you've never done , and that's the thing . You can
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be a virgin , it's something at any age , but
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okay , wait . One more fact thing that I thought
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was really interesting is that
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the size , the effect of good
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sex later in life was comparable
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to the advantage that people
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got by a longer education
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. So in other words , people who
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who's like . If you
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go to college versus not finishing high school
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, your brain tends to be a little
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bit more developed and stuff , and so
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having good sexy can make up for that . So
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if you haven't gone to university , have
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lots of sex and help your brain get to
14:43
the point of being like you had gone
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. It won't give you the particular information
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or knowledge , perhaps , but it'll make
14:51
it strong if you will .
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But I think it's kind of cool . Here's my fun
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side Ran . If you didn't go to college or whatever
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and you were turning a wrench at a car
15:00
factory or you're an electrician or whatever , you
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went to the military . Guess what you
15:04
probably had ? Well , unless you were in the military . But
15:07
you probably were less stressed in your career
15:09
than the guy who had to handle 18
15:11
law cases at a time because he just kept going
15:13
to school and ended up , you know , Drowning
15:15
in books and paperwork and shit . At
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least I hope so .
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Yeah , I don't know .
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There's something cathartic to me when working with my hands and
15:23
fixing stuff , so right , and that's the thing people
15:25
I'm good with .
15:26
I think people should do whatever their passion is , and
15:28
it doesn't necessarily have to be going to college , but
15:31
you do want to keep your brain in the best
15:33
shape possible , right ?
15:34
We'll never stop learning . Yeah , we
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both agree . Yeah .
15:38
So I'm not trying to put anybody
15:40
down , I'm just saying that's a good
15:42
, good reason even more to say , hey
15:44
, honey , I really I got to have more sex , just
15:47
gotta have more sighting . So I think
15:49
that's gonna be good so and
15:51
Okay . So , and the way that
15:54
you can do that is one you do want
15:56
to kind of keep your body in
15:58
somewhat decent shape . Some mobility
16:00
is helpful , and
16:03
so Any sort
16:05
of cardio can help you improve
16:07
your sexy Activity
16:09
and your your pleasure in it
16:11
. It's really hard to have a great
16:13
orgasm . It's hard for you to breathe
16:16
and
16:18
some flexibility . You
16:21
know , take up some yoga or something or just do
16:23
some stretching and things like that . But
16:25
partly because just getting cramps and everything
16:28
and not being able to move is
16:30
just decreases your own pleasure
16:32
, that's all . It's not like you have to do the whole
16:34
comma sutra , but you do want to be
16:36
able to move and and Make
16:38
room for somebody to get in between your legs
16:40
Everybody's seen somebody doing the old
16:42
man shuffle .
16:43
You don't want to do that , yeah . Yeah , so
16:45
you want to In bending
16:47
your joints as long as you can , and
16:50
hopefully that's till the day that you know . So you
16:53
, you get called home or whatever . So
16:55
, yeah , stretching like I'm bad about
16:58
it too , I try to . I know I
17:00
had talked to somebody who works out a
17:02
Fuck ton About
17:04
being busy and not having time because I'm chubby
17:06
. Now I've stopped working out and they were like dude , just
17:09
get up the first three , five
17:11
minutes there every morning . Stretch , if
17:13
you're like , because I'm 35 , I can still touch
17:15
my toes . That's something stupid
17:17
. I never thought . If you had asked
17:19
again 19 year old erin , do you think you'll be able to do
17:22
that ? I would have been like you're out of your fucking mind
17:24
If you think when I hit 35 I'll still be able to , like , touch my
17:26
toes and do you know ? Oh
17:28
, wow , squat , thrust and all that stuff . But
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yeah , stretching is
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definitely a good thing . I need to be better about it and
17:36
practice .
17:37
Practice your tongue exercises Right
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, keep that in shape , because oral , oral
17:43
can still be so much fun , even
17:45
if it's just laying on your side , right , if
17:47
nobody can get on top of one another , lay
17:50
on your side and just sit down and
17:52
have a good , strong tongue . So
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, um , you know , can't you see lessons
17:56
at the nursing homes and stuff ? Okay
17:59
, let's do our tongue stretches .
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You found a new business or a new
18:03
, uh , a new nonprofit
18:05
thing to do .
18:06
I should do that . It would be so much fun .
18:08
Teaching old people to have sex ?
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Yeah Well
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, how to have really good sex these days
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? Yes , absolutely so , um
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, and Recognize
18:19
again , loop is so huge because menopause
18:21
is one of the things that it affects women
18:23
, as some women
18:25
so powerfully right . Whether it's just
18:27
being miserable from hot flashes , whether
18:30
it's just being so dry , whatever
18:33
fear our bodies change
18:35
and then we're unhappy with it . So , whatever
18:38
those issues are , just recognize
18:40
, like , stop trying to compare yourself to
18:42
what you were when you were 19 or 20 or 30
18:44
and just again
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. I just always think about my old cottage
18:49
. You know , my shop , darling Way , was in
18:51
a cottage that was over 100 years old and there
18:54
were holes in the floor and the windows
18:56
wouldn't open . It was
18:58
the air conditioning didn't work well
19:00
, but it had so much
19:02
warmth and so much goodness and everybody
19:05
loved being in there . So your pussy
19:07
might be dry , your cock might not
19:09
get as hard as it as it really was
19:11
, but , good God , it can still have warmth
19:13
, you can still have power and pleasure and
19:15
enjoy .
19:16
Did you just compare a postman apostle's
19:18
woman veg to
19:20
a 100 year old cottage
19:22
in the Houston Heights ?
19:24
Yes , yeah . Actually I think if we all
19:26
looked at our bodies , like some people really like the woods , now see if
19:28
you did that and it's okay , I do that
19:31
, and oh fuck , aaron's an asshole for saying that . No
19:35
, I'm just saying that we should appreciate right
19:37
people like the antiques and stuff . There is value
19:40
to being old .
19:42
Oh my God , hey , it's , yeah , you're
19:44
right , it's a good thing , guys guys
19:46
, do not say you love your wife's
19:48
pussy at 65 years old because you love
19:50
antiques . Dear God , for your
19:53
sake , for mine , so
19:55
she doesn't fucking kill you . Do
19:57
not compare your wife's pussy to an antique
19:59
.
20:01
That's probably in this stuff .
20:03
And if you do that was best fault
20:05
Beth at darlingwaycom
20:08
or Beth Darling .
20:11
Beth Darlingcom .
20:12
Send your emails to
20:14
her , not to me , not to come with us . Confessions
20:16
at gmailcom .
20:18
Great .
20:21
I did not say that you should be calling
20:23
your wife's badge an antique . Don't
20:25
ever call anything on your wife an antique
20:27
. I don't care how
20:29
antique she is .
20:31
Oh my God , I love . It . All
20:34
right , I really did .
20:35
I totally correct myself Somebody's gonna
20:37
get shot in our audience 68-year-old
20:41
woman two 72-year-old husband
20:44
over calling her an antique when asking
20:46
for sex , the story coming
20:48
up at 10 .
20:49
Right , I'm gonna have clients that are gonna now
20:51
rag on me forever and calling me
20:53
an antique . I know it , I deserve
20:55
it , I get it . I'm sorry .
20:59
I hope that your 88-year-old client
21:01
from Loveick or whatever . Oh yeah
21:03
, you gotta be what ? 90 something by now .
21:05
Yeah , I gotta reach out to Helen . Helen
21:08
, if you are out there listening
21:10
to me , please let us know how you're doing
21:12
.
21:12
She did not call you an antique , Helen . You're not
21:14
an antique .
21:15
No , you're freaking awesome . Oh , my God , I'll
21:17
never forget when she came into my shop and
21:19
all of her energy and telling
21:22
me about her , her boyfriend and her great
21:24
sexy life at 85 and she
21:26
took my blowjob class . Yes
21:28
, she is still my role model
21:30
.
21:31
That is who I want to be like , so , yeah
21:33
, Also be careful not
21:36
that I've done this , luckily , because I have my
21:38
filter sometimes works between my brain and my tongue
21:40
Don't , no matter what age , call your
21:43
wife a cougar . I
21:45
know somebody who did and his wife was not happy
21:47
with it and he was like , well , like we're at that
21:49
age range , like that . She was like I don't
21:51
give a shit , you don't call me a cougar Like wait
21:54
.
21:54
Why was she Trump ? Because he was younger than she
21:56
.
21:56
No , just in general , like saying
21:59
, like , saying , like I
22:01
know friends who have had a kid and
22:04
now he calls his wife a milf .
22:06
Yeah .
22:07
Yeah , well , there's another older
22:09
couple that I know . When he called her
22:11
a cougar one time and she was like I'm not a fucking
22:13
cougar , oh , and he's like , and she , she
22:15
basically took it as he was calling her old , oh
22:18
, okay , okay . So like
22:20
she understood that he was calling her sexy but
22:22
also at the same time , was like yeah
22:24
, I'm not fucking old , don't call me a cougar , because that means
22:26
I'm old .
22:27
Oh see , because when I was dating younger guys , I
22:30
got well that's the definition of .
22:32
That's the definition of a cougar .
22:33
I just didn't like that because I was like I'm not
22:35
, I'm not looking for younger
22:37
, it's just that I happen to be like to
22:40
me , a Looking for
22:42
youngers , and I just fell
22:44
into it . If you will , I got , but you enjoyed
22:47
it , oh hell yeah . But
22:49
young and dumb they
22:51
just . You know , it wasn't the best sex , don't
22:53
get me wrong , but I mean it was fun , it was flattering
22:56
and and it was interesting
22:58
. But no , they're
23:00
, they don't know Again
23:03
. Nothing personal , but if you've learned everything
23:05
you possibly can , but you're only
23:07
24 years old , then somebody
23:10
who's 48 years old , who's learned
23:12
everything possible , is gonna have had 24
23:14
years to learn more . So
23:16
and if they haven't taken advantage of that , then
23:18
they're just foolish . So you know , don't
23:20
let that happen .
23:21
So young and dumb .
23:22
It's not a judgment , it's just a statement
23:24
.
23:24
Just doesn't matter , You're never
23:27
gonna learn everything , right ?
23:28
But I mean it's just you can only learn so
23:30
much in 24 years . Oh yeah 48
23:32
years , you can learn more . So it's that's
23:34
what I'm saying . It's not judgment to be .
23:36
This is why , and and don't make me
23:38
go down the the path that there should be an age maximum
23:40
on presidency . But there's also an age minimum on the presidency
23:43
and the reason that was put there was because
23:45
at 28 years old you
23:48
don't know shit . You don't need to be in charge of the most powerful
23:50
country in the world at 28, . Right , I agree
23:52
, that's seven years ago for me , and I was
23:54
dumber than shit . I was married , I
23:56
had a house . I was still dumber
23:58
than shit .
23:59
Oh my god , I had like four kids at 28
24:01
or something . Yeah , you know , I had my fifth kid
24:03
at 31 .
24:05
I'm still young enough that I look back and I'm like
24:07
dude . That was only seven years ago , but I was still stupid
24:09
. I wouldn't trust myself to run the entire
24:12
world at 28 years old .
24:14
I know I remember thinking like
24:16
that . I was so mad at my mother that
24:18
she couldn't . She got mad at me every time I was pregnant
24:20
and I was like , oh , but I know everything
24:22
right . So for 10 years , from 21 to 31
24:25
, god I did . I thought I knew
24:27
every fucking thing and I was so stupid
24:29
, so stupid . So now my
24:32
kids are older than you know . Then I was
24:34
when I had my first three kids and I'm
24:36
like all right , I'm really sorry mom , I
24:39
actually I am sorry . I Get
24:42
it . I would be upset if my kids had had five
24:44
kids by now . So anyway
24:46
, so Okay , well
24:48
, I think we should probably go , because I think
24:50
we're both getting a little slap happy . Yeah
24:53
, I don't want to insult anybody else here .
24:56
Ladies , you're not Antiques
24:58
, your badges aren't antiques
25:00
. And what else did you call them , good Lord
25:02
?
25:02
Yeah , I don't know , but cottages
25:05
and . Um
25:08
, to be fair , this it is
25:10
my birthday , so age is like on my
25:12
mind today .
25:13
Wait what .
25:14
Yeah , yeah , today's my birthday .
25:15
Oh , happy birthday . I'm the biggest dick of a co-host
25:18
ever .
25:18
No , don't know . No , no , no , I didn't want to
25:20
tell you because I knew we just had to record today
25:22
because it's just Life is busy , so
25:24
but I think that's part of why I'm
25:26
like all about this age . It's like , oh
25:28
my god , I can't believe I've been around
25:31
this long . It's crazy , it
25:33
is fucking crazy .
25:34
Well , go get laid and get your plane activity
25:37
working .
25:38
Okay , okay
25:40
, I'll just call up one of my stable
25:42
of studs .
25:43
There you go .
25:44
That's it . Yes , I will
25:46
do so and I'll just say hey , I
25:48
need some brain power .
25:50
Yeah . Yes okay
25:52
, or call up one and then , when he's done , you go
25:54
oh , I didn't get enough brain power and call up another one
25:56
.
25:57
Oh , that would be , I was just talking to somebody about that
25:59
plus one room .
26:00
Yeah .
26:01
That's what I need tonight .
26:03
We were just talking about my birthday .
26:05
Oh , yeah , yeah , well , and I told somebody
26:07
I have another friend . I was like you would really
26:10
like that . Oh , and for listeners Sorry
26:12
, if you don't know what we're talking about , you need
26:14
to go back . I forgot the name of the episode or
26:16
when it was , but it was TJ from the good
26:18
fellows and it was the plus one room
26:20
in naughty New Orleans . So let's
26:22
go listen to that , because it still gives
26:25
me , still makes me hot
26:27
just thinking about it . There you go . So
26:29
Anyway , if TJ
26:31
was local , I'd be calling him up tonight .
26:33
I bet you would yeah
26:36
.
26:37
Bring some friends , let's have a birthday party , I'm
26:42
sure he knows somebody here . It's good that
26:44
my dad isn't going to listen to this episode
26:47
. Okay
26:49
, again , slap happy . So I know
26:51
I've not been drinking . By the way , people tend to
26:53
think that , nope , this is me sober Anyway
26:56
all right If you're older , have lots of sex . Yes
26:59
, that's it , that's
27:01
right , yes brain power brain
27:03
better . That's right . Instead of weedies
27:05
, we just need fucking . Okay
27:08
, all right , this is Beth
27:10
Darling signing off . Sorry
27:13
, oh , my god , I'm
27:15
laughing too much , so thank you . Thank you , thank you for
27:17
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27:19
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27:21
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27:43
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27:45
, all right , big hugs and love from
27:47
Aaron and I were so glad to be on this sexy
27:49
journey with you . See you next week .
27:54
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28:00
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28:07
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