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Are you saying ? You faked with
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me yeah .
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I just can't say oh .
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Oh , oh , so cool , I can't
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wrong now you're single .
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What do you know about sexual relations
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? Is it true that if you don't use it
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, you use it ? I'm a little worried about
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being a slut . You're listening to
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the Come With Us podcast Talking the good
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, the kinky and the ugly . Here
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are your hosts , beth and Erin
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.
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Hey there , all you holes and poles . I
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am obviously not Beth
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Darling , I am Erin , and
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usually you don't hear from me until about
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2-3 minutes into an episode
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. But welcome to Come With Us podcast . Beth
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actually had a family emergency so
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she couldn't be here today , but you're
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stuck with me . I think we're gonna have fun
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, because today we're going to talk
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about sexy holiday stuff
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, and with that I'm
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gonna bring in Sarah Tomcheson , who
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is the resident sexual wellness
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advisor for Love Honey . Now , love Honey
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is an awesome website . They've got
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all kinds of sexy
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props , outfits , lube
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, anything that you think
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might enhance the sexy fun that
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you and your partner are having , or even having by yourself
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. Love Honey's got it . I
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found them years ago and
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, not gonna lie , wife and I have spent
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a good paycheck or
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two on Love Honey's stuff . Sarah
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, welcome to the show . Thank you for being here with us . Thank
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you for having me . So
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we'll get to the main
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course of this in a little bit , because
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Love Honey was awesome enough to
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come up with an advent calendar
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, and we will get into that in a
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little bit . But right
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now I just wanted you to talk about your
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job . I mean , your actual title
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is resident sexual wellness advisor . That
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is awesome so if you
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wouldn't mind like talk about how you got involved
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, how you started with Love , Honey and all that stuff and just let
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our listeners know you know all about your job .
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Yeah , yeah , I have been
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slinging sex toys
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since 2007 , so
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I am a bit of a sex
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toy evangelist , of
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course , working for e-commerce
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and retail businesses . You know you wear lots of
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hats , you do lots of things , so I
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do content creation for
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Love Honey . I support marketing
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efforts , pr , and
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I am a certified sex educator
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. So that's where the sexual wellness
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advising comes from . I've been teaching
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sex ed to adults Pleasure based
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sex ed for over
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15 years , so
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I am really
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invested in the ways that
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pleasure can improve
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people's lives as
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a whole . You know we can reduce our stress
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, we can increase our confidence by
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having more access to pleasure
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. So that's a little bit about me .
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Awesome . Well , yeah , that's
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kind of what we do here . We talk
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about love , laughter , relationships , sexy
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fun , all kinds of stuff With
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you know our audience are
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mostly male , but we kind of think
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with the things between our legs from time to time . And it
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doesn't lead you down a bad path if you control
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it and you have some fun with it . But yeah
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, I mean , you said 2007 and I started thinking
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. Our audience knows my wife is
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the only one I've ever had sex with . Not
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, of course , we didn't wait until we were married . But long
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story short , and it was what
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? 2007 ? 2010
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, I guess for people who want to know way
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more details than they are , who
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are going to get more details than they want to know . But
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yeah so , and when we started
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dating we'd known each other for years
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. Once we became sexually active
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we kind of jumped into the whole like okay
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, what else is out there ? Like toy
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market ? Foray pretty
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quickly .
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So you've seen lots of changes in
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sex toys over those 13 years
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, I take it .
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Unbelievable amounts and actually
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Beth and I met because
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she had a store here
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in Houston . I was working on a
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radio station in Houston where she was doing
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a weekly segment and
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one day my wife and I were driving through
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the the heights in Houston A little neighborhood
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that the shop was in and I was like , hey , I want you to meet
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this really cool woman . Well , I've met a couple
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of times and brought
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her in there . You know Her and Beth hit it off
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immediately and then come COVID
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, we started talking about stuff and my
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wife , of all people , who is one of the most
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shy people ever , who doesn't even listen
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to this . When friends listen to it and
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they try to talk to her about it , she puts her hair , her
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fingers in her ears is like nope , nope
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, I don't want . I . It's fine that you know it
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, but don't talk to me about it . She
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looked at both of us and said why don't you guys
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do a podcast together ?
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So you know that's the
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origin story Right right , right right right
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here we are .
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She said this pre-COVID and
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then we started doing things
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like fall of 2019 . We
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recorded a couple episodes which I
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don't think we've released . I think we recorded them
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and then looked at each other and went , yeah , this is kind of rough
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, we need to know the design cat and things . I
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think one day we end up we probably will
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maybe for like a fifth year anniversary . You can just hear how
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awkward it kind of was to start out . But
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yeah , then , you know , covid hit and we
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all started looking at each other . We're like , alright , well , there's two
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of us . And then we added Tina , who was our
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old co-host for a while . So , yeah
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, I've been around seeing
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sex toys and , as Beth
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calls them , sexy props because she hates the word toys
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I like toys , because I call
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anything that I can spend a lot of money
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on and get pleasure out of toys four-wheeler
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toy , boat toy , all
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kinds of stuff like that . So I have no problem with using the word
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sex toys . So what
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did you do prior to getting to love
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honey ? You said you've been slinging sex toys since 2007
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.
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Yeah , that's art . You
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know it's funny . I I feel like
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I got dragged in by a
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friend I was doing . I
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was in a performance group , a
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burlesque group , in my early 20s
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, and one of the
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Folks in my group is like you know , what
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you would be really good at is
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Teaching folks about their bodies
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and sex , and so I was like you know , I'm gonna
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try this out , and I got my
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training . There's a retailer
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, a nationwide retailer , called Beyblant
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, which is a women focus
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sex toy store , and they also
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have a peer training
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and education program there
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and that's where I got my start
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. And you know , once
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, I have a background in theater
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, I grew up in the theater , that's what
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I majored in in college , and
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there's this kind of Amazing
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thing that happens with sex ed , where
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it can be performative , but
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you're also really helping people
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, and so it was just this beautiful
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marriage of things that matter to me . And
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you know , that's where it all started .
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Awesome that . Yeah , I I
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wasn't in the theater part , I was in the choir part growing
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up . So , and you know , being
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on a stage , being in front of people , a lot of eyes being
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on me , it never really bothered me . It actually kind of fueled me
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and gave me that like excitement that you know you
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get when you're you're performing , yeah
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, and I carry that into radio . And I was like this is
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even cooler because I can say anything , do anything
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and I don't have a million people looking at me with immediate
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hatred or looking at giving
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me an immediate feedback , like you have to wait for the
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feedback and radio . And then that turned into podcasting
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and , yeah , I , as you can see , I like to
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talk and they've been told since I was
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a kid hey , you'd be really good to talk because
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you know , yeah , yeah . So
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, love honey , this is the
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what third year you
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guys have been doing advent calendars , or second
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.
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Oh , yes , yeah , we've been doing advent calendar
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for a few years now , so we've
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honed the products that are
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in there . We were the first ones to come
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out with a sexy
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advent calendar and
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you know , love honey has been around
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for 20 years , okay , and one
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of the things that I think love honey
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is most successful
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at is making their own
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toys . So we've got a lot
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of expertise in manufacturing
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and producing
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really just high quality toys
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that work incredibly
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well with for couples
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, for solo play and and
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so , with this depth of
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product selection , an advent calendar
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just makes a lot of sense for us because
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we've got a little bit of Everything
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, and I know that you said that your
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audience is mostly male
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. I really think that the
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advent calendars are such a nice
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gift for To
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give your partner . It's not only awesome
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for self exploration , but
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there are a number of things in there that
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couples can use together , and we've
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got a few different styles , but you've got
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one of our 12 days with you .
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Yep . So I grew up Doing
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advent calendars as part of like a really a religious
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countdown to Christmas and as a child . You
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had an advent calendar and it was a different little piece of chocolate
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in each day . Yeah , and starting
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December 1st , you know that was . That was the way
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of keeping a child kind of satiated until
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, because they knew , oh
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my god , and in just a few weeks Santa's
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gonna come and I'm gonna get so many presents or , you
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know , hanukkah's gonna start . I don't know if you have children do that . That
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would be actually a good question for Jess , or I mean for
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up . Sorry , that would be a good question for Beth
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, because I don't know if
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they did that . I don't think they did , but
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as a Catholic kid being raised , that was what we
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did . Is you count down to Christmas with a little advent
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calendar ? And then the
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first time I saw him , I think was three
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years ago , I
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showed my wife and I was like this is like the
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coolest marketing thing ever , because
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what person doesn't like
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still counting down ? To like like
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a countdown for anything fun
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related is awesome . Like people
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do count , like I've seen people on you know , through
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my wife's Pinterest and stuff like that , who do like fancy
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countdown Stuff for vacations and stuff like
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that . But any big event or
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any Anything you're counting down to
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gets better when you add in
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like little pieces to kind of build
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up that drumroll to get to it . And
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it's just , I remember seeing it and being like this
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is awesome . My wife was like , okay
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, cool , let's get one . Yeah , let's go
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. So yeah
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, I'll show every . If you're watching on YouTube
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, you can see it . If you're listening
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, I will describe it as best I can . It is
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a rectangular shape box , kind of like the
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size you would get clothes in
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. For the most part it's
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it's long , it's fairly
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wide and it's a couple inches deep . But
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it's red . It's got a giant heart on it
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which is the love honey logo , and
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then when you open it up , like
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Sarah said , I have a 12 day one . Well
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, let's see if my green screen will let me . Oh , no
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, no
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you're getting little glimpses of
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the doors . So yeah , let
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me see I can . I could turn off my green screen right
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now . It's just everybody's gonna freak out about what's in
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my background because my We'll
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blur the background right , that
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works . So Not
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that . Now it's blurring the doors
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, so that is what it would look like . This
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one , like you said , is a 12 day one , so
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I've got all the little doors on
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their number one through 12 , which is really
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awesome . And what I
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thought we would be fun to do is and I know
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Beth wanted to do this too is just kind of
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go through and Unpack one of these
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and talk about all the little fun surprises
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that are in them . Yep , so let's
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do it . Oh , you know what ? I'll turn
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this over to you because you're the expert and I have a feeling
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you had a big say in how they designed
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and how . So we
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will go on you where you can . Either just we
12:03
could start at one and work our way through , or you can
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call them out in Specific numbers and I'll
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go through and we'll take things out and
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start . You know , not playing with them
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so much because we get kicked off of
12:13
YouTube , but we'll talk about what
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it is .
12:16
Yep , why don't you start
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with door number one ? Because
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, the thing that is really nice
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about the advent calendar is
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it is designed to take you on
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a journey , and I love that you Mention
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kind of the nostalgia of advent
12:32
calendars and the playfulness and
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the anticipation . So what
12:37
is it behind door ? One you can use
12:39
with a number of things that are in the calendar
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cool whoo
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, all right .
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So behind door number one , if
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you're playing at home or if you're just learning
12:52
because you want to get one for yourself Sorry
12:54
, spoiler alert you will find a
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bullet vibrator . I Know
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what these are yes . So
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, yeah , this one actually looks to be rechargeable , which is
13:05
even better because finding watch batteries back
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in the early mid 2010s
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was a pain in the neck .
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Yes , yeah
13:14
, rechargeable toys are great . This
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is a rechargeable bullet and it's multi
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speed . You can use it on its own , but
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it also is compatible with
13:24
a number of shapes that are in
13:26
the advent calendar . So you can use
13:28
it basically to create lots
13:31
of different toys , because it's gonna
13:33
be able to make those silicone shapes vibrate
13:36
. So it's an exciting
13:38
thing to open . You're like oh , look at this , we
13:40
got a vibrator . We can use it together
13:42
. I can use it solo . And
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then , as you go through the calendar , you're
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gonna see that we've got a number of
13:49
things that you can insert that powerful
13:52
bullet into . So if you go to door
13:54
number two , I'll show you
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one of those shapes .
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We put number one back because I know I'm gonna
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put them , my wife is gonna come home
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and be like hey , there's sex toys all over the Number
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two , okay , cool . So
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I'm not
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gonna use the actual name for it because you're
14:15
better at describing the name , so
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I'll let you , while I just hold this , I'll
14:20
you know prices , right ? Host
14:22
Assistant
14:24
. While you just talk about what I've got in my
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hands for door number two .
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Yes , so you have a beautifully
14:30
shaped red G-spot
14:32
dildo and it can
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be used internally . You can slip
14:38
the vibrator , the
14:40
bullet vibrator , into the
14:43
base of the dildo , and the
14:46
thing that I love about Insertable
14:49
toys is that you can use
14:51
them in lots of different ways . So
14:53
the nice little curved shape
14:56
that you've got on the head of that dildo can
14:58
be a great way to warm up
15:00
the body , because it just fits nicely
15:02
in the folds and it can
15:04
be used externally and
15:07
then Can also be
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used internally for any
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kind of exploration that you're interested
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in .
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I will also say the material it's made out of is
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soft , like it's awesome
15:19
, like I don't know what it is about certain
15:21
Sex toys , that the material
15:23
you feel it , you're like , oh , that's kind of rubbery , that's weird
15:26
. This is what I .
15:30
Did I ?
15:30
yeah , it is and it it reminds
15:32
me again . Let's call back to my history
15:34
, because this is what all I do petting
15:37
a dolphin at SeaWorld when I was a kid like
15:39
I feel like you're gonna be like weird
15:42
and sticky and everything , but they're actually really soft
15:44
like cuz . They have the Wet
15:46
on them and they were really soft
15:48
and smooth . This is soft and silky
15:50
and smooth and , like I showed everybody
15:52
who is watching , yeah , there's a good hole
15:55
that will fit Not only the
15:57
bullet , but if you
15:59
decide you know you want to use it on
16:01
your partner , my , the
16:04
finger of the average man will
16:06
fit inside too . So you have a little bit better
16:08
control of what you're doing versus , you
16:10
know , doing it by you
16:12
, like wrapping your hand around it .
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I love that you've used toys before
16:16
, because clearly you are creative
16:19
, and that's the thing that I love about
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sex toys , pleasure props
16:23
, pleasure products , whatever you want
16:26
to call them is that they're a really
16:28
fun invitation
16:30
to get creative and
16:32
to get playful , and so that's
16:34
really what the advent calendar is about , and
16:36
number Door number three is
16:39
a great example of this sweet All
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right .
16:43
So I should probably get a little bit closer to the microphone
16:45
while I'm opening these doors so they can
16:47
hear exactly because it it's noticeable
16:49
that these are , these
16:51
are shut and locked in for a reason . So
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number three as as
16:56
I sit here in my hand talking to a primarily
16:58
auditory audience , is very
17:01
soft , it's very red . It's
17:03
again silky , a different type of silky
17:05
, but this is
17:08
a blindfold . Yes because
17:10
it's , like I said , soft and silky , but
17:13
it's got the oh Velvety
17:15
on the inside . You
17:18
know what ? Sure , why not ?
17:20
I'm put it on .
17:22
Let's see if I can get this over a hat
17:24
, a baseball cap and headphones . Yeah , that's
17:27
actually a really good blindfold too , because I have
17:29
it on , my eyes are open and I just bumped
17:31
into the microphone . I can't see
17:33
anything . This is , and it's nice and soft
17:35
and you can Blink your eyes without
17:37
it , you know , pushing in . There
17:40
have been a lot of blindfolds that I've tried that push
17:42
so much pressure on your eyes . It hurts at the end .
17:45
So yeah , but yeah , this is a nice
17:47
padded blindfold which actually
17:49
does have , because you know , some blindfolds . You can
17:51
kind of see down between your
17:53
like the bridge of your nose and
17:56
you're like I'm gonna pretend
17:58
like I can't see , but actually
18:00
I kind of know what's going on . And a padded
18:03
blindfold Actually really does
18:05
take away your sense of sight
18:07
. And the thing that's really great about
18:09
this , from a pleasure and Sensation
18:11
standpoint , is that when you take away one
18:13
of the senses , you heighten
18:16
the other . So , particularly in a
18:18
context where you and your partner have
18:20
good Communication and there's trust
18:23
between the two of you , introducing
18:25
a blindfold Brings
18:27
in that extra element of surprise
18:30
. So all of the sensations
18:32
that you explore or perhaps you
18:34
like Engaging in dirty talk
18:36
with a partner all of that
18:38
gets heightened when you take
18:41
away the sense of sight . So
18:43
it's a really fun way to just kind of turn
18:45
the volume up on the kinds
18:47
of play that you already really enjoy .
18:50
Yep , and you know I
18:52
was not the biggest comic book nerd
18:54
, but I was that kind of was when I
18:56
was a kid , daredevil being one of
18:58
them , who was a kid , who was blinded
19:00
and then could , he could see
19:03
by Hearing and all you know
19:05
, when you take a , like you said , when you take
19:07
away one , sense the other four kind
19:09
of compensate and it's , it's very
19:11
interesting . I remember being
19:13
blindfolded as a kid and , like you said , you can
19:15
Kind of look down and like see
19:18
what's going on around you . So you're not really because
19:20
I don't like jump scares , I don't like people popping out of nowhere
19:22
, I hate horror movies because of that stuff . Mm-hmm
19:24
, I learned that at very young age and so
19:26
anytime somebody would like blindfold me for a surprise
19:29
party or pin the tail on the Donkey or anything
19:31
like that , it was really easy to adjust
19:33
my eyes so I could see out the bottom of it . I
19:35
had that one on . I had no , I like I couldn't see my
19:37
note like . No , if you cross your eyes , you can
19:40
see your nose . I couldn't do that . So
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it's , it's really soft , it works
19:44
really well and if you haven't tried blindfold
19:46
play with your partner , I highly
19:48
recommend it because it's
19:51
, and it doesn't even have to be
19:53
sexual play . It can be just an intimate act
19:55
of feeding your partner food
19:57
that you know they don't know exactly
20:00
what you brought home for dinner , but you know
20:02
you leave it somewhere , leave
20:04
it in the walkway and go tell them put on a blindfold
20:06
and sit at the table and I'm gonna feed you and it
20:08
heightens all kinds of it . So not
20:11
only does it heighten your hearing , your feeling
20:13
of you know the actual feeling of your skin
20:15
being touched and stuff like that , but in
20:17
the smell , the taste , all kinds of stuff it's
20:20
the human body is very unique , very
20:22
weird how you
20:24
can take away one of those things and
20:27
everything gets a little bit better and more intense
20:29
.
20:31
Yep , I love that . Okay , we're gonna jump around
20:33
a little bit because we're kind of talking about
20:35
couples play . So let's go to number
20:37
eight , because there is a
20:40
game in the advent calendar
20:42
number eight .
20:43
Now number eight sits a little bit smaller then
20:46
One , two and three so
20:48
far . So I had to guess . If
20:51
you took like a dollar bill and folded it in half
20:53
and then folded it in half again , that's probably
20:55
the size of number eight . And I
20:57
can see why Because now in
20:59
my hand , as a guy who just went
21:02
on vacation to Vegas recently , I
21:04
have a pair of vests in my hand and they
21:06
are not your typical six-sided dice
21:08
.
21:09
Do you want to roll them ? And ?
21:11
six numbered dice .
21:12
Yeah , you want to roll them and see what you get .
21:14
Yeah , let me see if this is gonna make noise on my
21:16
on my desktop . But we'll see how this goes
21:19
. All
21:21
right , so I got a question
21:23
mark oh , Okay and
21:26
I got what looks like the
21:29
bullet .
21:30
Yes , okay , so
21:32
this these dice have
21:35
some of the Toys
21:38
and activities from the advent calendar
21:40
and then you get a length of time
21:42
or a suggestion . Like you
21:45
know , the question mark means
21:47
you get to decide . And
21:49
the thing that is nice about games
21:52
and I think sometimes they get , I
21:54
don't know , undervalued in the world
21:57
of Sex toys because they don't
21:59
have motors and a whole bunch of power
22:01
behind them , but sometimes you just
22:03
need an idea or
22:06
something to jump start play
22:08
. And this is the nice thing is
22:10
it kind of takes the pressure off of everybody
22:12
. You know , I don't know if you've had this with your
22:14
wife or you both like , of course , want
22:16
to connect , but it's just like getting
22:18
it started is a little
22:21
hard , I would imagine , especially after 13
22:23
years . So games can just be that
22:25
fun way to be like , well , we're
22:27
gonna leave it up to the dice to decide
22:30
and then you get to take it wherever you want to
22:32
go .
22:32
It is . It is fun . Dice
22:34
like these are a blast because , concentrally
22:38
, of course , everybody's got their limits . Everybody's
22:40
got things that you say no , that we say no to . Beth
22:45
and I are kind of two proponents of that . You
22:47
know , do things that you and your comfortable your
22:49
, you and your partner are comfortable with and agree on
22:51
. Just because you don't agree
22:53
on it right now doesn't mean you won't agree on it in the future . Absolutely yeah
22:57
, dice like these are so much fun and yeah
22:59
. So I showed everybody watching
23:01
on YouTube the question mark . But yes , there is a two , there's
23:05
a 15 that I just had upside down , there's
23:07
a 10 which
23:10
is a lot of fun , and then just , I'm
23:12
not gonna show the toys and the options that are on the other die right now , because That'll
23:16
spoil the surprise of some of the rest of the calendar that we're
23:18
about to dig into . But yeah , dice Do
23:21
give you that way of playing without
23:24
you know . So
23:27
I want to say kind of like guilt , like oh
23:30
well you know , last time we focused on
23:32
you know the position you wanted to do or the toy you
23:34
wanted to use . Now it's
23:36
a shit . It's just the way the dice
23:38
rolled . Yeah you can't get mad at me
23:40
if you get a thing that says hey
23:42
, you know you have to go down on me for ten minutes
23:44
because the dice did that . I didn't .
23:46
Yeah , yeah well , and imagine
23:48
you had rolled 15 minutes and
23:51
the bullet vibrator right . Most
23:53
likely Using that
23:55
bullet vibrator in a targeted way
23:57
is going to get someone
24:00
off fairly quickly . But now if
24:02
you have 15 minutes where you've
24:04
got to find a way to use it like all
24:06
over your partner's body
24:08
or each other's body , then all of
24:10
a sudden you've got a real game
24:12
going right , exactly yeah
24:14
it breeds that creativity
24:16
.
24:17
Totally talking about earlier , yeah , you
24:19
know , using any
24:21
type of toy for 15 minutes
24:24
, if you would actually sit down and think
24:26
about 15 minutes straight Not
24:28
15 minutes You're , you know , doing something at
24:30
the house . Not 15 minutes , you're talking to a friend
24:32
, 15 minutes when it's just you and your partner and
24:35
you have to entertain them with
24:37
one thing only that's
24:40
that's a long time . Yeah , that
24:42
automatically makes you start going outside the box
24:44
and going Okay , well , you
24:46
know . Yeah , this vibrator usually , you know , works
24:49
really great on her clit . Okay , cool , try other
24:51
body parts , try nipples , try tongue
24:53
, try ears , try all kinds of stuff . And
24:56
, as Beth said , taught me years ago
24:58
for a good vibrator . You want to
25:00
know how it feels and I know we've talked about this in the past
25:03
. Put it on the tip of your nose because
25:05
it tickles and it gives you the sensation of what
25:07
it actually feels like down there , but
25:09
it also it's just
25:11
an interesting feeling .
25:16
Okay , I am curious if you
25:18
and your wife have used what
25:20
is in number 10 number
25:23
10 .
25:24
Okay , so this
25:27
will be the fifth door of 12 . We've
25:30
used five out of our
25:33
Four out of the four so
25:35
far . This Is
25:39
Okay . Here we go , something that we
25:41
have not used . So
25:45
, what you can hear jiggling
25:47
in my hands right now and , by
25:49
the way , on this advent calendar , every time
25:51
you open a door , the backside of the door tells
25:54
you exactly what you've got in your hand . So when you open
25:56
it , if you open it and you think , oh man
25:58
, this is gonna intimidate me , I'm not gonna know what to do , or there's
26:01
a little instruction thing right
26:03
there telling you exactly what you've got to play with . But
26:05
in my hand and as you can see
26:07
on YouTube and here are nipple
26:09
clamps .
26:10
Yes , yeah
26:13
, so nipple clamps can
26:15
be used on all
26:17
bodies and they
26:19
are usually adjustable , and so
26:22
you can gauge
26:25
the intensity of the firmness
26:27
based on your
26:30
partner's preference or your preference . And the
26:34
idea with nipple clamps is
26:36
, I mean , they're fun there . The
26:38
aesthetic of them is really sexy
26:40
to a lot of people , but
26:43
it actually brings
26:45
blood flow to
26:47
the nipples , and some people don't know that
26:49
the nipples are erectile tissue , just
26:52
like the penis , the clitoris
26:54
, and so it , this
26:57
erectile tissue , is really responsive
26:59
to arousal . But nipple
27:01
clamps are your little cheat sheet
27:04
sort of you know . They bring
27:06
the blood flow in quickly and
27:08
then when you take them off , you've
27:10
increased sensitivity of
27:12
the nipples . So it's a really
27:15
fun way to warm
27:17
the body up and then
27:19
give lots of attention To
27:22
your your own or your partner's
27:24
nipples for some really
27:27
increased sensation , yep , and I
27:29
don't again .
27:30
I have never used them before . I don't know
27:32
if they all have this little tiny jingle bell
27:34
on here , but or if this is just
27:36
a Christmas thing . Yeah , but I like it so
27:39
. To hear
27:41
your partner coming down the hall exactly
27:44
so being a version
27:47
or a newbie to nipple clamps it
27:51
. I'm trying to figure out a
27:53
way to describe it , but it's
27:55
basically If you unwound
27:57
part of a paper clip and let two
27:59
of the legs go out and kind of spread and
28:02
then there's an actual little Washer
28:05
on there that moves up and down to
28:07
determine how
28:10
tight I'm guessing . Mm-hmm and
28:12
so basically the
28:14
the interesting thing to me , or
28:16
anybody else who's not using nipple clamps , people who do
28:19
all the time , or any Any of our friends in the King community
28:21
are gonna go . God , aaron , you're such an idiot sometimes . Uh
28:23
, basically , would
28:25
you put the nipple Like in
28:28
between the two or around in this
28:30
little like eyelet fishing part
28:32
?
28:33
So you see at the ends that there those little
28:35
rubber , red rubber stoppers , yes
28:38
, so that you're gonna put in a little there
28:40
, because it's gonna be just a little bit more
28:42
comfortable , it's really sensitive tissue
28:44
, right , yeah , so now that's
28:47
not to say that someone who's
28:49
either a little mean or just
28:51
really likes more intense sensations
28:53
Might not stick the nipple into
28:56
the metal part of the nipple
28:58
clamp . Certainly you can do that , but they're
29:00
designed with the little bumpers .
29:02
Okay , cool , that makes more sense because , see , I'm
29:05
sitting , you're holding them like kind of like
29:07
more of a chef would have like oh
29:09
hey , these are like actual grips
29:11
so I can use these tongs . But no , that that
29:14
makes more sense and yeah , that would probably feel a lot
29:16
better to me at least . Then , just cold
29:18
steel that , yeah , for me
29:20
yeah .
29:21
I mean , everyone has different taste . Oh
29:24
okay , number 11 , 11
29:27
. All right , let's see , this is also
29:29
something that some folks perhaps
29:31
have not tried before .
29:33
Let's see . So as
29:35
I open number 11 , whoo
29:38
, you know what ? Just
29:40
to give everybody an idea of the way that they work
29:42
. When you open the door
29:44
to number 11 spoiler alert you
29:47
have anal beads and it says these
29:49
silicone anal beads feature a sturdy finger
29:52
loop so you can remove them at the
29:54
point of climax for spine tingling satisfaction
29:56
Compatible with bullet vibrator behind
29:59
door number one for safety and user instructions
30:01
, see the included leaflets , which , by the way
30:03
, yes , there are two
30:05
little books that are attached here
30:07
so you can learn even
30:09
more about what you've got in your hands . But , as I show
30:12
everybody on YouTube , if it'll not blend
30:14
it with my green screen , yeah anal
30:16
beads .
30:17
Yes , and that loop down at the bottom
30:19
. You can put your finger in there
30:21
. You could put the bullet vibrator
30:24
in there , but it's also meant as
30:26
a stopper . So this is one thing for folks
30:28
to know who are gonna play with toys
30:30
. Analy is that we've got these
30:32
two sphincter muscles in the anus
30:34
. One of them is voluntary
30:36
, one of them is involuntary
30:38
, and the process of becoming aroused
30:41
and building up to orgasm is Actually
30:44
involves a lot of contraction and release
30:47
of muscles throughout the whole
30:49
you know genital
30:51
region . So when
30:54
someone becomes really aroused , these muscles
30:56
start contracting and releasing and it can create
30:58
suction . So you want to
31:00
make sure that anything that you use analy
31:02
has a base on it , because it acts as
31:04
a little stopper if there is
31:07
some suction from these muscles
31:09
. And anal beads are Really
31:11
a fun starter toy because
31:13
they can just help to give you a sense of what the
31:15
sensation feels like . You can try one
31:17
bead . You do want to make sure that you
31:19
use lubricant with anything that you're gonna use
31:22
analy , because the ass does not
31:24
self-looper . There
31:26
is a little bit of a mucus lining in the rectum
31:28
but it does wear away with any friction
31:31
and so you get these
31:33
lubed up . You can insert one and
31:36
you can like slowly build up to the
31:38
next one . And I do think that
31:40
anal beads are probably best known for
31:42
that idea of like pulling them
31:44
out at the point of Climax
31:48
. But you can actually do some light
31:50
penetration in and out
31:52
with them and for some folks , because the
31:55
anus , that external portion
31:57
of you know , the whole area
32:00
is really where all the nerve
32:02
endings are , just that feeling
32:04
of you know , the in
32:06
and out kind
32:09
of Ridges Just
32:12
can feel Really
32:15
arousing and even orgasmic for
32:17
some folks .
32:18
Yep , and just like the
32:20
G-spot toy that I opened
32:22
up much earlier . Same type
32:25
of silky , soft
32:27
, smooth texture , same material
32:29
. It's awesome . It's
32:32
actually kind of fun to just like wiggle , like
32:34
between your fingers , like put your finger . But
32:36
yes , as Beth and I
32:38
and Tina , who
32:41
had given her
32:43
tale of sex , sent me to the ER
32:45
, kind of thing , yeah , use something
32:47
with a flared base anytime you play with
32:49
your butt , your partner's butt , anything like that
32:51
, because and I'll clue
32:53
you in on this they used a bullet vibrator
32:56
on a boyfriend of hers at one point in time and
32:58
just like you said . Is a
33:00
giant vacuum . At times it takes
33:02
it away , yes , and
33:05
if ?
33:05
you've got it nicely lubed up , it
33:07
makes it really slick , and so small
33:09
toys I mean it's you know . If it's happened
33:11
to you , there's no reason to be embarrassed about
33:14
it . We don't get good sex ed in this country
33:16
, right Like there's no way to know until
33:18
it happens . So you want
33:20
to make sure you use a base , and also that
33:22
material is silicone , which some
33:25
folks have maybe not heard
33:27
this term porous versus non
33:29
porous in relationship to sex toys
33:31
before . But non porous
33:34
materials like silicone , any
33:36
kind of metal , certain
33:39
kinds of medical grade plastics
33:41
it means that there's no pores
33:44
in the material to absorb
33:46
things like bacteria . So
33:49
for some folks Engaging
33:52
an anal play , one of the big hurdles that they
33:54
have to overcome is the cleanliness
33:56
question . The thing that's great about using
33:58
a silicone toy is you can totally disinfect
34:01
it and it is
34:03
100% non porous .
34:05
There you go . And so , yeah , if that has
34:07
been your your big hiccup , there
34:10
you go . You don't have to worry about it . Just , there
34:12
are certain things you could do . Keep
34:14
clean to begin with . You know shower
34:16
wipe correctly if
34:18
you're gonna play . Beth
34:20
has talked about before , animals are something that you can buy
34:22
at your local grocery store and you can do it and clean Yourself
34:25
out a little bit if you're gonna have like a really
34:27
intense but play session . So
34:29
do that .
34:31
Okay , you ready for the star of the show number
34:33
12 .
34:34
I am number 12
34:36
. Let's see that leaves . One
34:38
Was
34:40
there . I've got what three
34:42
left that are gonna be hidden mysteries
34:44
to me until right before Christmas . I
34:46
like this yeah , oh Wait
34:49
. No , I opened the wrong one , never . Oh
34:52
, seven , I didn't see what was in there . I closed my eyes
34:54
so I didn't see what was in there . Number 12
34:56
. Oh , number
34:58
12 is a giant rose . It
35:00
is like an actual flower . Same
35:03
same silicone material , but
35:05
oh , yeah , I should probably read this
35:07
love honey rose . Clitoral
35:09
suction stimulator . So rather
35:11
than reading and boring everybody with my
35:14
monotone instructional
35:16
voice , sarah , why don't you tell me
35:18
what I'm holding in my hand ?
35:20
So this toy became
35:22
tick tock Instagram social
35:24
media famous last year
35:26
, and it's because it's so dang cute
35:29
and it is . It
35:31
has pleasure air technology
35:33
in it . So if you've never heard of pleasure air
35:35
before , it is an incredible
35:38
Sex toy development . It's
35:40
used in the womanizer toys and
35:43
it is different from suction in that
35:45
it uses air pressure to
35:47
stimulate the clitoris , which
35:49
means that it's not making any direct
35:51
contact with the clitoris . So , unlike
35:53
other suction toys that can kind of create
35:56
some numbness , pleasure air
35:58
is designed to stimulate without
36:01
numbing and it Simulates
36:04
the sensation of oral sex
36:06
. So there has not been a toy
36:08
on the market before now that really
36:10
does that well . And the
36:12
love honey rose is just so cute . You
36:15
can leave it out on your bedside and you just
36:17
don't have to worry about , you know , anyone
36:19
being shocked and appalled . It's waterproof
36:22
so you can take it into the bath or
36:24
shower . It's just a
36:26
really nice Um
36:29
sensation and just
36:31
a very well-designed toy . So it's
36:33
understandable why it was
36:35
all the rage when it came out .
36:37
Oh yeah , and I mean eight , it's
36:40
a giant rose . So , like
36:42
you said , you could leave this out and your
36:44
friend , who doesn't you know , you
36:47
know you don't have those kind of intimate conversations about
36:49
your each other sex lives Walks
36:51
in and sees it and goes , oh okay , they
36:53
think it's like a decoration or something or
36:55
like an air diffuser or anything like that . It
36:58
is so Non-descript
37:00
, non-offending , like you look at it and you're like
37:02
, okay , that's cool , it's a , it's a rose , and then , when
37:04
you you know , close the doors behind you or
37:06
you don't even have to close the doors behind you . If you
37:08
don't want , do whatever you want . But
37:11
yeah , this Seen
37:13
these before , bought them before
37:15
. I know my wife
37:17
has one . I don't know if it's this
37:19
one , I don't remember because
37:21
she's the one who bought it but yeah
37:23
, they are Amazing little toys
37:25
to play with . So guys , especially
37:28
If you're looking for
37:30
now , don't make sex toys the only thing you get
37:32
her for Christmas or whatever don't
37:34
do that . but yeah , this
37:36
, this being the final , the
37:38
coup de gras of a 12-day advent
37:40
calendar through love , honey , a
37:43
very well done , because
37:45
Any woman
37:47
that has seen it on tiktok
37:49
or seen it on Twitter or seen it on red , it goes
37:51
, oh , what's that ? And then
37:53
from emails we've gotten
37:56
and you know my wife's experience
37:58
they get it and they go oh , oh , okay
38:01
, cool , this is gonna go like right next
38:03
to the number one toy I had for a long time and it's gonna
38:05
sit right there and one in one A
38:07
for me . Yes .
38:09
And you know I've heard a lot of folks describe
38:12
using this toy as well to
38:14
I mean , the orgasm gap , I'm sure is
38:16
something that you've talked about on the show , and
38:18
it's a really nice toy to integrate
38:21
into couples play . You know , if you are
38:23
kind of struggling with both of you
38:25
being able to achieve orgasms , like
38:27
not certainly this can be used solo
38:30
, and I encourage folks
38:32
to use toys on their own as well as
38:34
with their partner . But it is really easy to
38:36
bring into your couples play and there
38:38
is actually a pleasure air
38:40
toy that has been designed for penises
38:43
as well . I don't know if you've heard about it , but I'm
38:45
gonna just share it because I've not
38:47
. I've heard that you have a lot of
38:49
penis havers that listen to the show . So
38:51
it's called the arc wave ion
38:54
and it is a masturbation
38:56
sleeve where the pleasure
38:59
air targets the underside
39:01
of the head of the penis , the frenulum , and
39:04
it , I mean , is also a
39:06
really popular toy
39:09
. So you know , you can get
39:11
an advent calendar for your partner
39:13
and pick yourself up a
39:16
arc wave ion while you're at it .
39:18
I like that . That's going on my on my Christmas list
39:20
now because , well , I've gotten asked
39:22
questions a million times hey , what do you want for Christmas ? Hey , do
39:24
you want for cool ?
39:26
I know what I'm putting on mine , so
39:28
we won't open .
39:29
the other three will leave those as surprises for everybody
39:31
else . But love honeycom
39:34
, correct , yes for
39:36
it . I mean what
39:38
? We're still a week out from Thanksgiving . So , guys
39:41
, girls , holes , polls , everybody
39:43
. You have what ? Five
39:45
weeks , five and a half weeks until Christmas
39:47
. So if you want to do it as
39:49
an actual Christmas gift , cool , that's
39:51
awesome . You also can order it now
39:53
, before it sells out , and you
39:55
can use it to count down your way to
39:58
a sexy Christmas with your partner . There's
40:01
also a 24 day one , correct ?
40:03
There's a 24 day and we release
40:05
our couples 12 day
40:07
later in the season . So it just
40:10
came out , and the reason for
40:12
that is that we want it to be able
40:14
to last until Valentine's Day . So
40:17
there now is a 12 day
40:19
dream one calendar as
40:21
well , up on love honeycom and
40:23
love honeyca , if you happen to have
40:25
some listeners in Canada .
40:27
We do . We actually have listeners all over the world , which is was
40:30
really fun . The first time we sat down and looked at numbers
40:32
and went oh yeah , we have a
40:34
lot of listeners in Ireland . We have a lot of
40:36
listeners in South Africa . We have a lot of listeners
40:38
all over the place . So it's
40:40
been Beth and I is kind of joke
40:42
, but dream to go on a world tour
40:45
and just do live
40:47
episodes for fans all across the world who listen
40:49
to us because we wouldn't
40:51
be here without any of y'all listening for us . But
40:54
, yeah , so , sarah Thompson , thank
40:56
you so much for being here . If
40:59
you just tuned in on YouTube
41:01
or anything like that , beth is out , had a family
41:03
emergency , but rather than doing
41:05
just two back to back episodes of just Sarah and I
41:07
, sarah's going to come back in just a couple of weeks when
41:10
Beth gets everything sorted out , and we
41:12
will do a whole another thing . Actually , that actually
41:14
makes a lot of sense . Let's , let's aim for
41:16
doing this in like January , so we can do it as
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a primer to Valentine's Day and all that
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fun stuff .
41:21
Sounds like a blast .
41:23
Awesome . Well , thank you so much . Everybody
41:26
get to love honeycom here . I'll even you
41:28
know I'll do this on the fly , because I usually
41:30
do this while Beth is talking , and
41:33
everything will be in the show notes as
41:35
well , so you can get it . But if you're watching
41:37
on YouTube , there's a banner at the bottom love honeycom
41:40
or love honeyca , depending
41:42
on where you're located . Get the
41:44
advent calendar . Get
41:46
the solo advent calendar . Get the couples advent calendar
41:49
, Get it all . Have fun , have sexy
41:51
fun . Sarah , thank you so much
41:53
for being here with us . Is there anything else you think our
41:55
listeners should know ?
41:57
going into a sexy holiday season , oh
41:59
well , aaron , thank you so much for having
42:01
me , and I think that
42:03
you know the
42:06
holidays can be stressful
42:08
, so make sure that you're making
42:10
time for pleasure and
42:12
sneaking away from the family
42:15
events connecting with your
42:17
partner , because you know
42:19
, we all can sometimes find
42:21
ourselves at the other side of
42:23
the holidays , just completely frayed
42:26
, and this is a nice time
42:28
to not only enjoy family but also
42:30
settle into some pleasurable
42:32
intimate experiences with your
42:34
partner .
42:36
Exactly , and that's what we want . That's what Beth preaches
42:38
. I mean , she's got a book right now . You
42:40
know the five kinds of intimacy . If you don't have it
42:42
also , maybe throw that in
42:44
the stocking for your lover . So , thank
42:47
you for being here . Thank you for everything with
42:49
us . We love love , honey . We love , you
42:51
know , just getting to do these kind of fun things and having
42:53
these talks about sexy
42:55
, meaningful fun and relationships
42:58
and all that stuff . You can check us out
43:00
on Facebook and Instagram at Come With
43:02
Us podcast . You can find us on Twitter at Come
43:04
With Us pod . You can email
43:06
us any questions , comments , concerns
43:08
. If you have something you want us to talk about , if you have a question
43:10
about your love life , if you have anything
43:13
we've had plenty of those Come with
43:15
us confessions at gmailcom . That's , come with us
43:17
confessions at gmailcom . Sarah , thank
43:19
you so much for being here and
43:21
we will see everybody next
43:23
week to actually right before
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Thanksgiving .
43:27
Enjoy your advent calendar . Oh , I will
43:29
Thank you .
43:30
Thank you , guys , for listening . Everybody . Have a great
43:33
and sexy time this week and
43:35
we'll see you next week . Bye .
43:41
Thanks for listening to the Come With Us podcast
43:43
. Be sure to follow us on social media at
43:45
Come With Us podcast and send in your questions
43:47
, comments and confessions to come with us
43:49
. Confessions at gmailcom . Until
43:52
next time , keep it fun , flirty
43:54
and naughty .
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