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Are you saying you faked with
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me ?
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Yeah , I just can't say it
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and it
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says so cool , I'm not
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wrong .
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Now you're single .
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What do you know about sexual relations
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? Is it true that if you don't use it
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, you're gonna use it ? I'm a little worried about
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being a slut . You're listening to
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the Come With Us podcast Talking the good
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, the kinky and the ugly . Here
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are your hosts , beth and Erin
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.
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Hey , there are you , holes and holes . Welcome to
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Come With Us podcast . I am Erin
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in for Beth again . Like I said
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last week and probably the week before , she's
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gonna take some time off . She's still
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grieving the loss of her daughter Kaya . We
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want to give her space and time to
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heal and grieve . Hopefully
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she'll be back with us at the start of 2024
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, but we'll find out this
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week . You've got me again , just
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me . It's the Erin Show . So
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if you guys have anything you want me to
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tackle I think we have one more episode after this
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hate , and I won't tell anybody who
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you are if you decide to share , all
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right . So today we are what
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? Less
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than a week away from Christmas , christmas falls
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itself at what ? Six
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days now , five days from now . I
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figured we'd talk a little bit about last minute holiday
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ideas , last minute gift ideas
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, stuff
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you can do , and so this is
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going to be a little bit shorter one . I'm recovering
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from being sick lately and just
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trying to cram this in . Make sure I give
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you guys something to listen to . Guys and
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girls , some do
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make your day brighter . Hopefully it does make your day brighter
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. Let's find out . Well , we
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talk about last minute Christmas gifts
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, birthday gifts , whatever , anything
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like that . I mean , I'm guilty of it . My
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birthday is a couple days after Christmas and
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I still don't have all of her gifts
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bought for neither Christmas nor her birthday
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. Bad husband mark on me
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, see , I don't always , like
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I said , I'm not the perfect husband . I'm not the perfect guy
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. Don't try to claim I am . There's
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your proof . I still got
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a scramble to figure out what the hell I'm getting her for
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both . But
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something I will bring up and if
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you listen last week about romance and your wife , this
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kind of falls a little bit in line with that but
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more from a gift giving idea is you
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want to find her something with meaning , something
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that shows that
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you listen , that you care , that you pay attention
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to the person that she is . What
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are her interests ? What are her interests that she thinks
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you don't care about or you don't want to
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care about . Find
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something in line with that that
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she's going to like and , you
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know , is
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the gift going to be good ? Yes
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, hopefully , knock on wood for
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you . But also the
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thought that you put into it also
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registers with her to know that
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. You know , hey , he pays attention
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to me , hey , she pays attention to me . She
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, you know , knows
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what I like and know what I care about
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. So stuff like that
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, you know , think about the things that will
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have a meaning and a good meaning
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. You know that will show
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them that you pay attention
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, that you care , that you care about their outside
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interests , stuff that
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again you might not
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care about , like you know , hey , you
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know the . The ballet is not my cup of tea
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or whatever , but I'm going to buy her a pair
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of tickets or season tickets or whatever
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, to the local ballet . Who
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knows something like that ? I
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will advise , and I've read
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a lot of articles on this lately . It's the
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holidays . There's a lot of articles , there's a lot of
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, as we say in radio show prep
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content coming
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out about what not to get For
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me and somebody's
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going to tell me I'm wrong . Beth would probably
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be here to tell me I'm wrong because she likes
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doing that and she likes trying
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to ruffle my feathers from time to time . Something
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, not a need , and
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I know as a guy that seems kind of
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the opposite of the way we're programmed
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. Because I
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mean , when people ask , what do I want for a gift
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, I have no idea I . I have
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everything I I want , and then what I want
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, that isn't reasonable price . I
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buy . You know , I'm
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a grown man , I have my own job , I have my own money
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. I just buy the things that I want . But
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and so more times
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at least personally , when I make my
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Christmas list I'm I
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put things I need on there that I
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just , you know , haven't wanted to spend
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the money on or haven't wanted to bite the bullet and , you
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know , just purchase yet . So
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I put things that I quote unquote need and
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we're not talking about the actual literal
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need of , you know , food
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, shelter , stuff , like that
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sustenance , but
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don't try to think of something
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that she quote unquote needs . The
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need part kind of makes it cold
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to women , from my understanding and from what
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I've been told . Again , I could be wrong
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, ladies , let me know , tell
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me , like I said , I'm okay here
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and then I'm wrong , but I learned
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a while ago going with something that
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is a need quote unquote
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Kind of sends
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the wrong message . So
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Just keep that
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in mind when you're making
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the list or when you're checking
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to to scramble
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and buy something , especially this close to Christmas
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. So One
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more , I guess a
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small group of things not to buy
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Self-improvement
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stuff and I know
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, again , it seems
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like a duh , I'm not that stupid . Well
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, I'm not saying you're stupid , but
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Somebody's done it
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, or else they wouldn't have written this article . You
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know Workout stuff
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, weight loss stuff . You
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know self-help books , stuff
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like those things . Maybe
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it's on Her Christmas
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list or maybe it's on her Hanukkah list
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or holiday list or birthday list , whatever . That
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doesn't mean it needs to come from you . Just
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in general . Now , relationships vary
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. If you have that kind of relationship where
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you know you guys are super
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gung-ho workout people
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and she , you know , wants a
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new pair of weightlifting gloves , okay
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, or something like that , who knows . But
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if your wife , you
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know , complains , oh , I need to get in
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shape , I need to lose weight , oh , don't go
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and do something like that , don't buy her . You
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know vitamins or any
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of that stuff , workout
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supplements , gym membership
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, anything . Don't do that . That's stupid . Be
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smarter than that . I expect you guys to be smarter than that and I
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expect you guys to be rolling your eyes right now and going , aaron
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, I'm not that dumb . I hope you're not Not
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saying I've done that . I'm like
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to pride myself on that being not quite
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that dumb , but yeah
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, so I hope you're not . You haven't thought
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of that . If you have put it on the back
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burner , let's , let's not go that far
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with it . When
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it comes to sexy , when it comes
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to toys For the bedroom
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and beyond what , you're enjoying
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your sexy time with your partner , those
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are something you need to consider
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what kind
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of relationship you have as
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a young man , you know , in
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a committed relationship with my wife . Before she
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was my wife , I Did think
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it was a good idea to buy
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a Sexy
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toy or two for holiday
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occasions . And some people are rolling their
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eyes and going , oh , you dummy . Some
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guys are going , oh , it's wrong with that . It again
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, it depends on your relationship . Our relationship
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was committed , but
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it was still . I mean , I
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learned stuff about my wife all the time . You know
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, yeah , I don't know everything about
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her and I don't you know . I
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like to say I know her better than everybody in the world , like
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I do , but that
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doesn't mean I know her every move
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, thought , need , feeling , every
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time . I'm still learning
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, but this was an apartment
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or relationship where I still had a lot
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To learn compared to where I am
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now . And , yeah
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, know your wife girlfriend
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, know the relationship , know the
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way
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you look at it . And Was
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my wife girlfriend at
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the time , upset that I bought sexy
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toys for Christmas ? Yes
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and no , but it was more
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of a hey , sexy
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toys , buying Exploration
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, all that stuff Is
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viewed as a us thing , a
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let's go pick them out together , let's do
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this together . Not a hey
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, you pick it out and give it to me and then I'll
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figure it out . So just keep that
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in mind with your partner , the
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way your relationship goes . You know your relationship better
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than I do . Some wives
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or girlfriends will be ecstatic with it
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. Some will look at it like mine did
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and went . I'm
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not mad , but
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it's not the right thought process
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. So Just
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something to keep in mind . Like
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I said , know your wife , know your girlfriend
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, know your relationship , know the dynamic
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. You know if
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you don't Spend more time with
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your partner , look in the mirror , Think
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about it . Put a little bit more thought into it
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. Like I said , I know if
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you're listening to this and you're trying to
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jot down notes and stuff , you're probably scrambling
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already . Definitely
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, at least put some thought into it while
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you're driving to the sexy store and trying
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to figure stuff out . Just Just
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keep that in mind . One
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thing I will mention and
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I try to take up too much of your time
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today , like I said , it's gonna be a shorter episode than normal
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Something
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that has worked in the past and probably
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will work in the future . For me again , sexy
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getaways and I know Everybody's
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budget is different . It depends on what you can't
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afford , what you can't afford , whether you have
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kids , whether you can get away , whether you have a babysitter
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. I'm not saying a week-long
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vacation in Europe , I'm not saying , you know
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, a month at sea
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or whatever , two
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days a day even . You know
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, find a hotel in
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your , in your clothes , the closest big city
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to you . You know , go get a hotel for
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the day , night . You know , enjoy
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it . You know , book the , book
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, the massage treatment at the hotel , if you're doing it for the
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day , or Give her , give
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her a massage , make that , make her the little
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coupon that says , are you ? Oh , like you were
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going to this hotel together and you
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get a full body massage out of it , one
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of the best things and I've
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referenced it before I don't know if I've referenced it so much that it'll give it away but
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just like a sexy getaway for
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for my family or my wife , the
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, the sexy getaway to the middle of nowhere . That's what she likes , that's what I like
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. We
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both like being off the grid , at a cell
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phone range , just the two of us . We can
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do whatever we want , whenever we want , and nobody tells us anything . So
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there are . There's
12:04
a company right now that has cabins
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all over the United States in the closest forest to your major city . Oh
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, what is it called ? I think it's called getaway . What
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? Let me you know what ? Here you go before
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I , you know
12:17
, tell you that I'm wrong or tell
12:19
you something wrong before you Google
12:21
it . Getaway
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, getawayhouse . They
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have my little modern cabins all around the country . If
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that's something that you , you and your significant
12:33
other , would like , take
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a look at them . That's definitely
12:38
. Those are on my wife's and my bucket list
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when we get some time off . But
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there are also plenty of other places you can
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find through Airbnb or VRBO or whatever . Find
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something , you know , just
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short term . Like I said , two days , three days If you got the budget
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, four days , five days , whatever , depending on
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what your life and your schedule is
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like . Figure
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it out . But that's also a good , you
13:04
know , thought induced
13:08
and Gift . That signifies you
13:10
want alone time with her or
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him . You want to be together , the two of
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you , and you want that Intimate
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time together . Not sexy time , just that intimacy to spend with just
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that other person . No
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distractions and no other jobs or kids or whatever . Just
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time the two of you . Something
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to keep in mind . Also a benefit of
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looking out for stuff
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like that is Find
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those secluded places . You find a place with a little hot tub or a pool or
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a big shower If you don't have one at home . We don't have
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a big shower at our house . It's
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kind of something we put on our list when we go
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to travel is trying to find hotels and or Airbnb . They
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have larger showers so we
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can enjoy shower time together
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. But just something like that to
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keep in mind While
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you're doing this . So If
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you're , if you're running late on the
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gift buying , those
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are some ideas . That's
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at least where I'm coming from . Like I said , Beth
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likes to lawyer
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me all the time and point out where my
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ideas are flawed or what
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have you , where I'm getting things wrong . So
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that's what I got , and again , you
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don't have Beth here to tell me I'm an idiot or
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tell me I'm barking up
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the wrong tree or anything like that . So
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take what I have to say with a great assault . So
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there's some ideas for you on
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what to do If you're scrambling
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, if you need something or
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just in general . I mean , there's other holidays
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that come up where you're gonna buy your
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significant other a gift . Maybe Valentine's
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Day is one thing coming up , birthdays are coming up , just
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stuff to keep in mind together
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. Don't be that guy who
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gets his wife a vacuum and goes huh
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, thought that was a good idea . Eh
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, that's a very
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risky . That's a big gamble
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there and not
15:16
a high payoff , to me at
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least . So , like
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I said , and going along with last
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week's episode paint engineer
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partner , you know who she is
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, know your relationship and that'll
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definitely help you figure out
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the good idea . But sometimes
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it's the idea that's right in front of you that you
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haven't seen . Sometimes it's something you gotta dig deep
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and really think about and kinda think
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about something that's gonna mean something important to
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her . You never
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know . So
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that's kinda what I got this week . I
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will have more for you next week because I will
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not be sick the entire week
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. Between when I recorded this last week , the
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last week's episode , and within
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the last you know , probably 72 hours
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, I'd just gotten over it and had a lot of
16:04
work to catch up on and stuff like that . So
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if you have anything you wanna hear , if
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you want me to tackle something before the end of the
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new year , if you want just
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me to tell stories , or you have any questions
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about me in my life , I'll tell you . I'm an open book
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. I don't care . Come with us confessions
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at gmailcom , that's . Come with us confessions
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at gmailcom . Facebook
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at come with us podcast . Twitter
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at come with us pod . Just
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hit me up , let me know . I appreciate
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you listening . Like I said , I'm sorry it's a little bit
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shorter than an episode . That we're used to , but
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gives you more time to go and think and
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shop and spend time with your wife
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, spend time with your loved ones . Go enjoy
16:43
the holiday . I will talk to
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you before the new year , but
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everyone have a great Christmas . If
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you celebrate Hanukkah , I hope you had a great Hanukkah
16:53
and also keep Beth and
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her family in your prayers as
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they mourn Kaya . All
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right , we're getting out of here , guys . Have
17:02
a great week . Like I said , have a merry
17:04
Christmas , see ya .
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Thanks for listening to the come with us podcast
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. Be sure to follow us on social media at
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come with us podcast and send in your questions
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, comments and confessions to come with us
17:18
. Confessions at gmailcom . Until
17:20
next time , keep it fun , flirty
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and naughty .
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