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don't mind them if they line up with my opinion. my

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own. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Hmm,

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that catchphrase submission Rees Makes

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that is going to stick, however, but keep

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trying. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

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We have an exciting show for you.

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My name is Scott Aucherman and we have the

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stars are back on Comedy Bang Bang. Coming

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up a little later, we have a lounge singer

2:23

and we also have a vigilante. Those

2:25

are guests coming up in B block and C block.

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But when it comes to A

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block, stars are back and

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the pandemic

2:34

may have slowed us down, but now we are

2:36

full steam ahead, baby. Sounds

2:39

like the slowest train, the

2:47

most sensual train. Yeah, it was a sexy train.

2:51

This is, I believe, his third time on

2:53

the show, maybe fourth even. That seems

2:55

real. And was

2:57

also on our television program and

3:00

you know him from such television

3:02

shows as the

3:04

Workaholics. It's not the Workaholics, it's just

3:06

Workaholics, right? I like to add the

3:08

the. Yeah. It makes it more seems

3:10

more important. Yeah, like the New York Times should

3:12

have covered it. Yeah, they should have. They

3:14

didn't. Do they ever even mention it once? I doubt

3:17

it. I doubt it. They may have mentioned the

3:19

word Workaholic though. Well, if anything,

3:21

it was just like things not to watch things

3:23

beneath you. Things you should not

3:25

check out. Don't let your kids watch.

3:28

He also was

3:30

in the movies. Pitch Perfect. Mm

3:33

hmm. The Pitch Perfect

3:34

franchise rather Pitch Perfect one and two

3:36

at least. Yeah. Three. No, three.

3:39

No, no, three. But then you say hard

3:41

stance me on three. Did you hear

3:43

at one point you were like, so

3:45

what's up with three? And they were like, I got

3:47

some bad news. It was it was exactly

3:49

that. It was who's excited for

3:52

three. And they go, not you

3:54

because you're not in it. You shouldn't be.

3:56

And should did you then

3:58

kind of say, well, I'm still excited because. I'm

4:00

a fan or? No,

4:02

I took it hard. But

4:05

wait, how do you? And I have to clear my throat.

4:07

I was like, if I don't get a spinoff TV

4:09

show on Peacock. This is what I wanted to ask.

4:11

What, how do how do they say like, we're

4:14

not interested in you

4:15

for three, but then you get a spinoff.

4:17

And then they're like, if there's a streaming service

4:20

specifically that NBC is behind in

4:22

the future,

4:23

you're on it, bud. How

4:26

does that happen? I mean, you're, what was your

4:28

what was your character's name, by the way? And I'll introduce you in

4:30

a second. Bumper. That's right. Because it's called

4:32

Bumper to Berlin. Bumper,

4:35

Bumper in Berlin. Bumper in Berlin. Yeah. Because

4:37

I'm inside. You're

4:38

inside Berlin, which we've heard there's a title

4:41

change for the next season from on

4:43

our sister show, Scott Henson, Megan Amram,

4:47

as let it end. Noah Garfinkel, I believe both

4:49

said it and they weren't supposed to on

4:51

air. But that's very exciting.

4:54

And then you know him

4:56

from now currently in

4:58

the righteous gemstones, which

5:01

the third season

5:03

is airing now and his

5:05

new movie on Netflix is

5:07

the number one movie on Netflix.

5:10

Can you believe it? Watched number

5:12

one worldwide, worldwide,

5:14

Bangladesh. People are in Estonia.

5:17

They're watching this movie. They are

5:19

checking this movie out going. I love to laugh.

5:22

I love giggling. The Outlaws

5:24

is the movie. Please

5:26

welcome back to the show, Adam Devine. Oh,

5:28

thank you. Pulling

5:31

into the station.

5:38

That was it

5:40

coming to a rest. Yeah, that was good. Yes. Not

5:43

bad. Welcome back to the show. Hey, thanks, man.

5:45

Good to be back here. Thanks for having me. It's

5:48

great seeing you. You know, I was a

5:50

fan of you on the on the Workaholic

5:53

show, and then I went to a screening

5:55

of Pitch Perfect before I came out. I was like, this guy's

5:57

dynamite. Wow. And.

5:59

hips move and you're like something about this little

6:02

guy. Something about those hips. The

6:04

way they shake. They don't lie. Clockwise.

6:07

And then counterclockwise sometimes. How's he do

6:09

it?

6:10

How's he do it? I don't know how you do it. Tell you what I am having

6:12

hip surgery and that is not a joke. That's why

6:14

I'm so sorry. So I truly am. And

6:16

do you blame Pitch Perfect? I do. Yeah.

6:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, the way. I do.

6:22

I did hurt myself shooting Bumper in

6:24

Berlin and this is not a joke. I

6:27

sort of hurt myself a little prior but all

6:29

the dancing, all the hips shaking and high

6:31

kicks. High kick? I'm turning

6:34

40 this year, Scott. I think my body was like, nah,

6:36

son. No, we're shutting this down

6:38

right now. So I have

6:40

not seen the Mumper in Berlin show at

6:43

this point in my life. I

6:46

could at a certain point in my life. Who knows?

6:48

In the future. Certainly not the past unless

6:50

I invented a time machine. Yeah, I doubt

6:52

that'll happen. But then I probably, it would

6:54

have to be a time machine that I went back because

6:56

it's only been out a year. So I would probably be

6:59

back in Abraham Lincoln times. Yeah, at

7:01

least the 60s. See what that's about. Yeah,

7:03

free love. That'd be kind of a cool experience.

7:06

It was so cool that you could have sex without a condom

7:08

back then. Oh, that's all I think

7:11

about. When I'm talking time travel, I

7:13

just think of no

7:15

latex around my wang. Birth control

7:17

is invented. There's no

7:20

diseases. Oh, what a time

7:22

to be alive. What

7:32

makes you horny?

7:37

But I didn't know that you

7:40

had such

7:42

dancing responsibilities, I guess, in this show,

7:45

really? Well, yeah, I mean, honestly,

7:48

I'm in the title. Scott,

7:50

it's bumper in Berlin. That's right. So bumper has

7:52

to be dancing and singing every damn episode.

7:55

It's not bumper dances in Berlin, though. Yeah,

7:57

but you assume if he's in Berlin,

7:59

all that.

7:59

hot, hot techno, just

8:02

pumping through his soul. You know, he's good. This is

8:04

with Flula too. Is he in this? Oh, it's with

8:06

Flula. You know, Flula's in it. Sarah

8:08

Hyland's in it. Jamila Jamil. It's

8:11

a star studded cast. You know what I-

8:13

I feel like Seinfeld. Yeah. Where

8:16

maybe I'm not the best actor. Maybe I

8:18

gotta surround myself with people

8:20

more talented than myself. Really?

8:23

So you would say Flula is a better actor

8:25

than you. That's interesting. You've seen

8:27

it. I

8:29

think you could answer that question. I mean, look,

8:31

he's wonderful. Yeah. Interesting.

8:35

I like that you have the cognizance and

8:38

self-awareness to realize that

8:40

you need a great support system in order to shine.

8:42

That's the Outlaws too. You know? That's

8:44

right. Pierce Brosnan, Alan Barkin,

8:46

Nina Dobrev, Lil Rel, Blake Anderson.

8:48

Lauren Lapkis. Lauren Lapkis.

8:50

Let's talk about the Outlaws

8:52

because this movie is number one worldwide. And

8:55

you mentioned Pierce Brosnan. What is it like to work with

8:57

such a superstar from Mamma Mia? I'm

9:01

glad you brought that up because that's the only way I knew him.

9:03

Yeah. People like us. Yeah,

9:05

people like me and you. We know him from Mamma

9:08

Mia. We went on the Bond train, okay? Exactly.

9:10

We hopped off around Lazenby. Yeah.

9:14

So. Well, we

9:16

have a kinship.

9:17

What does that mean? Just being from a

9:20

musical background. Oh, that's right. Okay,

9:22

both of you. You're a bummer. First hits were

9:25

sort of like major action

9:28

pieces. Mine was The Workaholics,

9:30

his was being James Bond.

9:32

Right, yeah, very similar there. And then

9:34

into a musical background. And then going right into music.

9:38

Like the people want to see these hunks sing.

9:40

Did you ever talk to him about Mamma Mia? Yeah,

9:45

you know, you do those like silly interviews where

9:48

they're opposite your co-star and

9:51

it was like true or false. Adam

9:54

audition for all

9:55

two, three? There

9:58

are only two current. Two Mamma Mia. Although

10:00

we hope there's gonna be a third. Fingers crossed, we

10:02

both hope that. Yes, although the

10:05

subtitle to two is Here We Go Again,

10:07

which is an Abba lyric,

10:10

but I don't know what the subtitle to three

10:12

would be. We need to pitch this around maybe.

10:15

Girls, girls, girls. There

10:17

you go, girls, girls, girls. Which I

10:19

don't, is that an Abba thing? Or is that just

10:22

an Elvis movie? They pivot, yeah. Okay, they pivot

10:24

to the Elvis movie title? Yeah, they do. And

10:26

you could tell what a fan I am of the films, and

10:28

yeah, I know. No,

10:30

they're great films, and he's wonderful in them. But

10:33

you're,

10:33

this is not, you didn't write this

10:36

movie or direct, this isn't one

10:38

that came from you like the- No, I produced

10:40

it, the writer's, Ben, I've

10:42

messed up his name on multiple interviews, and he's told

10:44

me, he's been like, this is my last name. Still

10:47

forgot. Still forgot, do you want me to look it up? I

10:49

know, it's Z-A-Z-O-V-E.

10:52

Zazov. Zazov.

10:54

Zazov. I've been saying, hey, that seems

10:56

real. I think that's what I've been saying. Yeah.

10:59

Apparently that isn't real. Zazov? Well, Ben

11:02

and Evan Turner, I nailed that one. He

11:04

stuck the landing on the Turner. Plus it's so

11:06

close to Zazlov, who's that guy from- Yeah,

11:08

and you're like, hey, I wanna maybe- Let's

11:11

distance ourselves from that, especially

11:13

with the strikes and all that. The strikes and

11:15

pencils down. Pencils down. And

11:17

also Zazlov, if you're listening,

11:20

hey, what's up, man? What's up, dude? What's

11:22

good? I'm not one of those people who's gonna alienate

11:24

you like all these other writers. Hey, I wanna

11:26

work for you. Hey, I get it. Hey,

11:29

look, I have empathy for your situation. Hey, I wanna go to your, hey,

11:31

if you're on a submarine, I'll go down with you. Fuck

11:34

yeah. Yeah, who kidding?

11:36

You seem like a guy who knows how to

11:38

submarine safely. Do you think billionaires are all

11:40

going down on submarines all the time? This is just

11:42

the first one we've heard of. Absolutely.

11:44

It's a whole billionaire paradise down

11:46

there. Oh man. It's the underexplored

11:50

part of the earth that I imagine they

11:52

want to harness and they want to- They have to. They

11:54

wanna live down there, I bet. Imagine

11:56

the weird, the weird billionaire stuff

11:59

that's happening.

11:59

beneath the surface down

12:02

under. That's right. That's where it

12:04

happens. That's where they're slapping under the sea. That's

12:06

that's right. That is right. But

12:10

so Evan Turner. Yes. These two guys,

12:12

they Ben's. They're a couple of weirdos.

12:15

And they just are like, they got this crazy idea.

12:20

They pitch it to me. It was actually years

12:22

ago now. It was the last season of Workaholics.

12:25

Really? And I was like, well, that's a great

12:27

idea for me. I see that movie.

12:29

And essentially when you're pitching

12:32

movies, if it doesn't have like a

12:34

great title, movie

12:36

executives are like, They

12:39

don't get what's the poster.

12:43

So did it take a long time because they were trying

12:45

to come up with the perfect title? Like what was the

12:47

original title? It was it was the thing. They

12:50

stuck the landing just like I stuck Evan

12:52

Turner's last name. Incredible. Yeah. I

12:55

like that you're giving yourself credit for knowing

12:57

one of the guys. Knowing one of the states. Well,

13:01

they're there for it. So the pitch the idea I wrote it in

13:03

a notebook. I lost the damn notebook. What

13:05

happened to

13:05

this notebook? It was in a box. Oh,

13:09

one of those box notebooks. Yeah, I

13:11

think I had moved and put

13:13

things in a box. They stayed there for like

13:15

six years. Then I dug out the

13:17

notebook

13:18

was like, this is a great idea. And so

13:21

wait, six years later, you dug out the

13:23

notebook. I think it was I'm bad at math,

13:25

but I want to say anywhere from six to 12 years. No,

13:28

but it was definitely a few years. What did these guys

13:30

like? Did anyone ever give them a follow up call?

13:32

Like, hey, we like this idea or anything or just

13:35

you wrote it in the notebook. I think that's what happened.

13:38

You never contacted them for another six

13:40

to twelve years. And then I read

13:42

it. I was like, well, this is a fantastic idea. What

13:45

a boner I am for not calling

13:47

these guys back. I call I

13:48

I emailed them. I'm like, hey, remember me.

13:52

Please don't stop the music. And they're

13:54

like bumper from the bumper in Berlin. That's right.

13:59

And then they were like, we

14:02

thought you hated the idea. We

14:04

have not done anything. They haven't done anything with

14:06

the idea. They didn't do anything because one jerk,

14:08

one. Yeah, never calls him back. They

14:10

just go like, well, I guess our idea is known. Known

14:13

as the Hollywood bad boy jerk,

14:15

Adam Devine didn't hit him back. They were. And

14:17

this is a good lesson for for anyone who wants to

14:19

be creative out there. Don't let people like Adam

14:21

Devine get the way of your dreams. Exactly.

14:24

You know, this is a good idea. Anyone could have been in this.

14:26

And here I am

14:27

just swinging my high powered

14:29

dick around like a jerk, not

14:32

calling people back, knocking the phone

14:34

off the off the line, off the hook with

14:36

a big dick, huge high powered.

14:38

Yes. High powered cock. Just

14:41

knock it just like busy signals everywhere.

14:43

You can't get ahold of me. I'm blocking

14:45

Wi-Fi towers out. Do

14:47

they work by. I'm

14:50

not sure exactly. Yeah, we're not. So this

14:52

is an entertainer. I don't know. 5G. Who

14:55

knows?

14:57

So you finally got back to them

14:59

and then pitched it to. We

15:02

don't need to go through every step of the process. Yeah,

15:04

pitched it. They liked it. And then we ended

15:06

up making the movie. So did

15:08

you were you you're a producer on this film?

15:11

Were you were there certain

15:13

people that you were going after for the Pierce Brosnan

15:15

role where you were like,

15:17

OK, this is the list. If we can get one

15:19

of these people or was what was it like? Yeah,

15:21

I mean, he was really high up on

15:24

on our list. So 30 probably. Yeah,

15:26

definitely top 30. No,

15:28

he was really high up just

15:31

because obviously me opposite

15:33

Pierce Brosnan.

15:34

You're you're going to feel for

15:36

me. Yeah, because he's so

15:39

intimidating. He's intimidating. He's

15:41

good looking. He seems

15:43

like he's definitely cooler than me. And yeah,

15:45

he's got that. That's right. And that cool accent.

15:48

Yeah. So we were I was literally

15:50

at a baseball game with my dad when I found

15:52

out. Back of the bat. Foul

15:55

ball.

15:56

Oh, oh, oh, it's going over the field.

15:59

It's going out. Oh. Oh no! For

16:01

the World Series, Adam Devine

16:03

from Bumper in Berlin grabs it. Oh

16:05

my God. He kicks this guy out of the

16:07

city. He pushes the outfielder out of

16:10

the way and grabs the ball. He faces it. He

16:12

writes it in a notebook, then wipes his ass

16:14

with it and throws it away.

16:16

What the hell is this guy? Wow. So

16:19

you're at this baseball game. What

16:21

inning, approximately, are we in? Pretty

16:24

early on, I think. Pretty early. The

16:26

third inning, yeah. Top of the third, bottom of the third? It

16:28

was the bottom of the third. Bottom of the third inning.

16:30

And what happens? And you know what they have at

16:33

Astro Stadium in the

16:35

outfield?

16:36

They have a choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo.

16:39

Choo-choo! Really?

16:42

They have a choo-choo train. They

16:44

do. What is it, like full-sized or 9 tenth

16:47

scale? I want to say three times this size. Three

16:49

times this? I want to say that. I

16:51

want to say it too. I want to hear it. I want to

16:53

believe it. I want to see it. Hell

16:55

yeah. It's big. If we say it enough,

16:57

it'll

16:57

happen. You know

16:59

what? In MLB. In the MLB. I

17:02

don't know what your… Things are major league baseball. Oh,

17:04

nice. Things are bigger and better. That's right.

17:07

So you don't want to… You're in Texas. You

17:09

don't want a small root and toot and train

17:11

out there. That's kind of embarrassing.

17:14

You want a big… How embarrassing for the Astros. So

17:17

this train is there.

17:22

I

17:25

found out my dad worked for

17:27

the railroad for 35 years

17:29

as a train conductor. You found that out at

17:31

the bottom of the third inning. No, I found out

17:34

that my father… I found out…

17:36

It was my first time meeting my father. Okay,

17:39

you really buried the lead on this. No.

17:43

So we found out about Pierce. I was so excited.

17:46

I honestly, Scott, I'm not lying to you. I

17:48

got a little misty-eyed. I was so excited

17:51

that we had a star that I

17:53

knew if we got a big enough star, the movie was going

17:55

to go. Hey with me, it's a

17:57

roll of the dice, Scott. You don't know. to

18:00

come up snake eyes. Snake eyes

18:02

exactly well said and sometimes I

18:04

was gonna come up snake eyes and this time

18:06

I knew is gonna be

18:08

that's full sevens craps baby.

18:11

Oh everyone it's making it rain. Paying

18:13

out everyone at the table unless

18:15

you bet against it. Unless you made the wrong

18:18

bet. Yes that's right. In which case the house wins.

18:20

And the house always wins does it not. Sometimes.

18:24

And we're talking about Netflix. Yeah yeah

18:27

and and my dad was like honestly

18:29

he's like are you fucking crying. He was pretty

18:32

really ashamed of me in that moment. Yeah

18:34

he didn't realize what I'm ashamed on his behalf.

18:36

Yeah to have to witness that. And and

18:38

I if if you see a huge spike

18:40

the opposite of a spike a giant dip. Just

18:43

a dip in the ratings right now. Yeah

18:45

because people are like

18:46

this guy cried cried when he found out

18:48

that his movie was gonna get made bad enough.

18:51

Hey just cry in

18:53

general. By the way that is the sound when you turn off the podcast.

18:55

Yeah click click. But

18:57

to do it in front of his dad. Embarrassing

19:01

embarrassing is all and to do it

19:03

even worse in front of the Astros.

19:05

Definitely worse. Yeah boy

19:08

that cheating ball team. Yeah yeah

19:10

that's that is the. That's their

19:12

catchphrase. Yeah their slogan.

19:15

That cheating ball team the strokes. Yeah.

19:18

Well it's it's great. And what is the

19:21

premise of this film. I could probably

19:24

encapsulate in one sentence but I'd like to hear

19:26

you try.

19:27

Yeah it's I meet my in-laws

19:30

for the first time they're mysterious. You're already

19:32

married or you're about to get we're about to get married. We're

19:34

a week out. I mean so it's ticking clock.

19:36

It's ticking. That's right. You have the right movies

19:39

and I should you should especially

19:41

now. Yes but now pencils

19:44

for me. And

19:48

I'm very excited. I've never met

19:50

them before they come into town. They're

19:53

the coolest people you've ever met. It's Ellen Barkin.

19:55

Ellen Barkin and Pierce Brosnan. They're

19:57

super cool. I'm my fiance is.

19:59

Nina Dobrev and so I'm really

20:02

so everything's going to be it's all coming up pretty

20:04

well for Browning. Oh is that his name? Mm-hmm.

20:06

Oh and Browning. Yeah. How did they come

20:08

out of these two twisted minds come up? Hey I'm guessing

20:11

Ben, my boy Ben and Evan Turner must

20:14

have had a man in their life named Owen Browning at

20:17

some point. I bet they did or did

20:19

they make it up? Because if not they did they're

20:21

just geniuses. I don't think I've ever heard the

20:24

word Owen before. Yeah. So I think they

20:26

made it up. It was new to me too. Yeah

20:28

that kind of put me on my heels when I read

20:29

it for the first time. They're like oh weird. Oh okay.

20:32

Okay. We're taking some swings. This

20:34

is new. Yeah. Yeah. Some liberties. A

20:36

little risky here. Great. So Owen

20:38

Browning he is he's. I'm a bank

20:41

manager.

20:42

I meet these two people. They

20:44

take me out. We have the best night of our lives. We

20:46

go skydiving. I get a tattoo. We

20:49

get drunk.

20:50

Not in that order. Not in that order. Seems

20:52

like the drunk would be first. Yeah drunk

20:54

is first. Then tattoo or then something. I forget

20:57

exactly how we how it sussed

20:59

out. We'll watch the movie during the break and we'll figure this

21:01

out.

21:03

And and I party with them

21:05

all night. I go into the bank. Lowell

21:08

is working as the security guard. He's like it

21:10

was that bad meeting your in-laws. I was like it's that

21:12

good.

21:13

It was that good. Wow.

21:15

And then click click two people are robbing my bank.

21:17

What's the click click? That's a gun. That's

21:20

one gun. That's one gun. Going click click?

21:22

What's the second click? It misfired. Come

21:26

and shoot it. I'm going to hit an enemy for

21:28

my head. This is a crazy movie. Dude

21:30

it's wild. So they just come in and they're going to.

21:32

There's a reason it's number one in Bangladesh,

21:34

Canada, Mexico. They're going to shoot you in the head first?

21:37

This is a bad plan. Yeah. I mean

21:39

just to show they mean business I guess. I think maybe

21:41

they missed a mistake. So

21:44

they're bad at it. Yeah they're fumbling

21:47

idiots. So one

21:49

click

21:49

to the trigger and then click misfires.

21:53

As far as thank god. Thank god. And

21:56

then

21:57

they end up owing someone money.

22:00

like in oh, that's how they

22:02

came up with it. Oh, and someone, someone

22:04

money. Here

22:07

we go. So that person kidnaps my

22:09

fiance and now I have to join their

22:11

team of robbing banks

22:14

and using my bank knowledge to

22:16

rob a bunch of banks with them. Okay.

22:19

It's fun and some huge fun set pieces.

22:21

Aren't we forgetting like a huge part of

22:24

the premise of the movie or is that supposed to

22:26

be? I doubt it. Is that supposed to be his surprise?

22:28

Cause it's like right there in the trailer

22:30

and yeah, no, no, no, no. Okay. All right.

22:33

Sure. What, what, what, what are you, what

22:35

are we missing here? Oh, just the fact that

22:37

the bank robbers are your,

22:39

oh,

22:40

dad, didn't I say that? No. Oh,

22:42

are your, are my end? Are your in love? Yeah.

22:45

Okay. Well, hey, if you haven't, if you

22:47

couldn't piece that together, I don't want

22:49

you to watch my movie. You're so hyper focused on

22:52

your character that you're like, and

22:54

so then I have to go on this robbing spree.

22:57

No, you find out that these two

22:59

are, are, uh, they're, they're, you're about

23:01

to marry into their family and they are, uh, my

23:03

in-laws are out.

23:06

Question

23:09

mark exclamation

23:12

mark. Exactly. Point. You say exclamation

23:14

point. Interesting. I

23:16

think they're both correct, but I could be wrong.

23:19

Exclamation mark. I'm going

23:21

to look this up. Exclamation

23:24

mark. Okay. I bet it. Yeah,

23:26

it comes up. I'm sure it does. I'm sure it does. But

23:29

I hate it. You, I hate

23:31

it. Personally.

23:33

I hate that you say that you're crawling out

23:35

of your skin right now. I can tell. My God. You're

23:37

fidgeting. You're

23:39

shaking your fist comically at me, but

23:41

it's not so comical. And luckily I have these, these

23:44

men holding me back, restraining me.

23:46

I was wondering why you brought these two men here.

23:48

It's just, I get riled.

23:51

And I think you know that about me. You're one of the, one

23:53

of the biggest assholes in show. Yeah. Hollywood

23:56

bad boy, big swing. Big massive

23:58

swinging dick.

23:59

Well, this is great. The Outlaws is out there

24:02

on Netflix right now. Number one,

24:04

we talked about it. And a lot of times these Netflix

24:06

movies,

24:07

they come out for a weekend, then they're gone after

24:09

three days. I'm talking about my movie, basically. But

24:12

your movie, number one, and it's

24:15

out there. And this was directed

24:17

by the guy who directed The Wrong Missy with

24:19

our very own Lauren Lapkis. That is right.

24:21

Tyler Spindell. And she's in it as well.

24:24

Has a, would you call it a cameo or

24:26

a real part? I wouldn't

24:28

call it real. I would not. I

24:30

would not give her that. Yeah. She

24:34

has a great part. She plays a rival

24:37

bank

24:37

and she kind of... She plays a bank. She

24:39

plays a rival bank manager. Yeah,

24:42

she stands there. She's covered in bricks. I

24:46

mean, crazier things have

24:48

happened in movies. A rival bank

24:50

manager. And you're keeping me on my

24:52

toes. Got to like that about you. A lot of interviewers

24:54

won't do this. Point out every little thing that you say wrong.

24:58

I like that you do, though. I do enjoy it.

25:01

Well, The Outlaws is out now in Righteous Gemstones,

25:03

of course. Great

25:06

season going on right now.

25:07

So my character in that

25:09

show. Yeah. And

25:12

this is... What

25:15

is going on this season with you guys? You

25:21

know what I'm saying. I do. Yeah. Great show. Yep.

25:23

I love it. Every Sunday

25:25

night, please tune in. It's

25:27

going great. People are really liking this season. Yeah. Wonderful.

25:30

I'm excited about it. All right. Well, we need to take a break. When

25:32

we come back, we have... This is exciting. We have a lounge

25:34

singer. Now you're a singer. You're a bumper. Yep.

25:36

So you may have

25:37

some... Pointers. A lot of pointers.

25:39

Yeah. Great. We're a sea. Oh,

25:42

he's here. Wow. Okay. Well, okay.

25:45

That was cool. Didn't even see him slip in. Yeah.

25:47

Hey, sir. Hey, what's up? We're going to take a break here, if

25:49

you don't mind. Oh, not at all. Wow.

25:53

He's got some chops. I guess I don't have any pointers.

25:55

That's pretty beautiful. What was your main pointer?

25:57

Just learn how to sing? Yeah. Be good at singing.

25:59

Yeah, boy check That

26:02

wasn't even singing so I'm not sure he just said

26:05

check. Yeah, but it's on one note a melodic

26:07

tone I mean anything could be melodic.

26:10

Are you the singer Scott? I guess not you're

26:12

right bumper Bumper is

26:14

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26:17

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now. I was gonna say in theaters now.

28:58

I think it's on Netflix, yeah. I guess it's

29:01

on Netflix. It's in Netflix though

29:03

too, you know what I mean? It's both. It's

29:05

inside Netflix. Yeah, I think it's exclamation

29:07

mark, exclamation point. Sure, but you hate it.

29:10

It doesn't work.

29:10

I hate it, hold me back. Okay,

29:13

guys, all right, okay. I'm glad you're getting

29:16

their money's worth. Yeah, well, you have to. Yes,

29:18

how much are you paying these guys, by the way? Hundreds of thousands

29:21

of dollars. It's a good gig. It's

29:23

not bad, I would do it. Honestly, do you

29:25

mind firing one of them and

29:27

I'll stop doing this podcast and do that. Would you try fire?

29:31

Probably this asshole over here. Yeah, hey, Stefan.

29:34

No, no. Stefan,

29:36

I'm sorry, bud, but. Please, I've been

29:38

so good to you. Bitch, you're

29:40

gone. No. Please

29:43

leave. No pension. I'm

29:45

taking the pension away. I know you've paid in for

29:47

years. I've been paying you for years.

29:50

Believe me, I know, and it's Hollywood,

29:52

big swing and bad boy dick.

29:54

I'm just living up to

29:57

my reputation. Wait, how much do I have to pay for

29:59

this pension? I do this gig hundreds

30:01

of thousands of dollars. I'm out. Okay. Hey,

30:04

Stefan. Yes, you're back in. I'll

30:06

do anything I know

30:08

That's why you're here. Okay. All right, Stefan. Just hold

30:10

him back a little because he's almost reached me. Yeah Okay.

30:14

All right. Good. Thank you. Okay, you're back

30:16

where you belong Adam we need to get

30:18

to our next guest if that's okay. We heard a

30:20

little bit of him before the break He

30:22

obviously is a great singer.

30:25

He's a lounge singer. Please welcome

30:27

to the show for the first time mr. Sing Hello

30:34

Nice to be here. Thank you so much

30:36

for having me so great to have you I'm

30:39

a big fan of the arts in general and

30:41

singing certainly Falls

30:43

underneath that category. It's the greatest

30:46

art of all

30:49

You think so, I don't know I do I come

30:52

from a family of lounge singers and it's the only

30:54

thing we believe in Okay, I like sculpting

30:57

All right, but I'm a painter

30:59

by just by nature you are Yeah,

31:02

Oh painter by nature and really not by nurture. No,

31:05

I came out the womb really just painting

31:07

painting Yeah with the placenta couldn't

31:10

get enough of it. Yep gorgeous

31:12

painting Thank you. Yeah.

31:14

Wow, but singing is up

31:16

there. Oh, yes. Yes. Absolutely.

31:19

I come from a long line of Las Vegas Hollywood

31:22

Lounge singers

31:23

long line really? Gentlemen

31:26

are you me? Yeah 39 you're 39.

31:28

I'm 39. So my dad's much older. Oh How

31:35

old is he well he's deceased All

31:39

right. Hey, I'm sorry. He was older. He was older.

31:41

That's older Do you think that that

31:43

you get older after you die or I think

31:46

you're frozen in time. Uh Yeah,

31:49

I would say you just die at that age and die that's

31:52

how I feel growing in the

31:54

coffin Yeah, I mean you

31:56

needs to extend

31:58

your fingernails and your hair

31:59

they grow. Exactly. They get

32:02

older. Yes. But in any

32:04

case, I'm sorry that your father's passed on. That's

32:06

okay. When you say a long line of Vegas singers,

32:08

the only thing I'm confused about is Vegas was

32:11

only became a place that

32:13

people would go to from the 60s.

32:16

And this is what I'm excited about because it seems

32:18

like

32:19

they were just singers in an old dusty

32:22

desert town. It was a ghost town for a

32:24

while. They would sing. What do you think brought the

32:26

people?

32:27

Oh, what do you think brought the

32:29

water to Las Vegas? I thought

32:31

the mafia. Yeah. The mall. Yeah.

32:34

But they needed, they needed singers. They were bored.

32:36

Oh yeah. I mean, they're boring. It seems boring.

32:38

It's a boring show. I mean,

32:44

it's really exciting for like five minutes,

32:46

maybe once a month. And then you're like, I'm just watching

32:48

these guys eat deli meat. Yeah.

32:51

Like I, like I have to go hang around with these MOOCs

32:53

for like all my life. Whoa. Hey,

32:55

hold me back. Don't

32:58

come over here. Stephen, no, it's okay.

33:01

I'm not, I'm not coming anywhere. You're holding him

33:03

back. You're not stopping me. Hey,

33:05

well both ways, Stephen,

33:06

just please,

33:09

I have it under control. Let me work for one of

33:11

you. Okay. Stefan, you, your old

33:13

voice sounds a lot like the singing

33:15

of Mr. Sing over here. Yeah.

33:19

I thought they were totally different. I

33:23

don't know. I'm seeing, I'm hearing

33:25

some, some similarities, but well, that's

33:27

because singing can be anything.

33:31

Wow. Mr. I can sing anything.

33:34

Such a gorgeous voice. Thank you.

33:37

Thank you. Describe your act.

33:39

I would love to hear like, what do you do? Well,

33:42

people come to the show and they call out things

33:44

they'd like sung and I can sing

33:46

them. I just need the words. Oh

33:48

really? So,

33:49

so it's like an improv show where people are, give

33:51

you suggestions. Well, it's, there's

33:53

a little, they need to bring the words. They need to

33:56

bring the paper with the words. So they write

33:58

a song for you and then you.

33:59

So you're essentially Whitney

34:02

Houston, where you don't write your own music, but

34:05

you have this beautiful voice. The most famous example

34:07

is that. Beautiful example, yes. Me

34:09

and Whitney Houston are the

34:11

same. Now that you sing

34:13

that, I see a lot of similarities. A lot of similarities.

34:16

Yeah, less similarities with Stefan's voice.

34:18

More with

34:21

one of the greatest singers of all time. I

34:23

want to dance with somebody, Fame. Yeah.

34:26

Wow. But they have to, what is

34:28

it, a full page of lyrics? Well, however

34:31

much they want sung. I just like, I can make up

34:33

songs

34:33

on the spot, but if I don't

34:35

have the words of what you want to hear,

34:38

I may not, you know, I may not be able to sing

34:40

it. Oh, interesting. I don't know that I've ever

34:42

heard of this kind of thing. I mean. Well,

34:45

I'm the singer, Scott. I'm Mr.

34:47

Sing. I'm not Mr. Memorize.

34:50

We also do jokes in the

34:52

lounge. So are you Mr.

34:55

Joke? No, I'm Mr. Sing,

34:57

but if

34:58

they always get sing, they

35:00

know a sing is coming. So you've got to do both.

35:03

Mr. Act is a classic Mr. Act. Mr. Act.

35:07

Yes. Mr. Sing.

35:09

Mr. Act. See?

35:14

I mean, do you see what I mean?

35:16

I guess I do. Adam, would you?

35:18

I mean, I don't. Oh, yeah, I'm confused. I

35:20

didn't want to. I was embarrassed to say it. Well, you know, I

35:22

also hold lots of records. I do hold the record for

35:24

most walkouts. Is this a Guinness Book of World

35:27

Record? Because our friend Fred Guinness

35:29

was here a couple of weeks ago. You know Fred?

35:31

No way. Yeah, yeah. Wow. That's

35:34

big. He just gave me the record the other day

35:36

for most walkouts. Most walkouts? Yes.

35:38

Where was this? Where do you sing? Is

35:40

this a golden nugget? Is this an Excalibur?

35:43

Where? This is the silver nugget. The

35:45

silver nugget, it's way off the strip.

35:47

It's technically not even Las Vegas. Oh,

35:50

where? Henderson. Henderson. Yeah. Henderson.

35:53

Henderson. Henderson,

35:55

the place where dreams

35:58

die.

35:59

I like that. Nobody,

36:02

ooh, I got one. Oh, you're winning me over. It's

36:05

a great, I mean, you have a great voice. I appreciate

36:07

it. I can't say the content of what

36:10

you're singing about is really all that interesting. Agreed.

36:12

Yeah. Agreed. Why

36:16

not sing songs that exist already, you know? Well,

36:19

if I had one right here, I would. What do you mean

36:21

if you had one right here? I can't remember

36:23

the words, Scott. Okay, well, you

36:25

know, I saw Bruce Springsteen

36:27

recently in Prince before he passed away,

36:30

and

36:30

they both had teleprompters. Did they? Yeah.

36:34

Wow. You know? Yeah.

36:37

I mean, look. Yeah, you could just get a prompter. I

36:39

mean, it's a little different because I feel like

36:42

they were performing in front of like 20,000 people. Right.

36:45

It's way easier. You're in a room

36:47

of 15?

36:48

Much more intimate. You have to connect.

36:51

I had a TV show for a while and we

36:54

couldn't even afford a teleprompter. So these are expensive. When

36:57

we would have one on one day, it was a big,

36:59

big day for us. Wow. That is pretty exciting.

37:02

Yeah. I asked for that early on on

37:04

the workaholics. Really? Yeah. I

37:07

was like, why? It'd be funnier. Just

37:09

doing acting scenes? It'd be funnier if I

37:11

could just have a single camera. Yeah, yeah.

37:14

Let's get six teleprompters

37:16

around here. So none of us have to remember

37:18

a line. I got to say, Adam, that

37:20

seems a little extravagant. Not at all. If

37:23

you're going to shoot with multiple cameras, you need multiple teleprompters.

37:26

Thank you, Mr. Sing.

37:26

Oh, Mr. And Mr. Sing.

37:31

Mr. And Mr. I mean, this is a good duo, actually.

37:34

I don't disagree. I

37:37

mean, there are ways around it is what I'm

37:39

trying to say. There are ways around not remembering

37:41

songs. Like, do you know the song Happy Birthday? Sure.

37:45

Can

37:45

you sing a little bit of that? Happy birthday.

37:48

Happy birthday. Could you do it in

37:50

the tune that already exists? Oh, oh.

37:54

Wait, are you bad at memorizing notes, too? What do you

37:56

mean, melody? And how are they all run

37:58

together? Yeah.

37:59

I need it written down

38:02

Scott. The talent is there.

38:04

The memory is like a goldfish. Okay.

38:07

Is there a problem with your memory or? I

38:09

don't know Scott. Is there?

38:11

It seems like you have a big problem with the

38:13

fact that I can't remember music. Hey, Stephen,

38:15

hold him back. Hold him back, Stephen. Oh God.

38:18

Oh, Stephen's holding two people back at the

38:20

same time. Do not hold me back, but

38:22

I must. I must. Oh,

38:25

wow.

38:28

Let me go. Obviously

38:32

there's no confusion about what's happening right now because

38:35

two distinct voices were just. It's

38:38

like night and day Scott.

38:40

Oh my goodness. Wow. I

38:43

mean,

38:45

you said yourself that you don't

38:47

perform in front of a lot of people. So I'm

38:49

just trying to give you tips. I mean, Adam was

38:51

going to give you singing tips. I'm here to give

38:53

you business tips about. Maybe that's what's freaking

38:56

me out. Maybe I'm just in front of

38:58

too many people right now. Others. There's

39:01

only two of us. There's two of us and then

39:03

Stephen and the other guys. Gentlemen,

39:05

what's your name? Jonesy. Jonesy.

39:08

Is that a first name or is that

39:10

a last name? Both, Jonesy

39:12

Jonesy. Jonesy Jonesy. Where are you from

39:14

Jonesy Jonesy? Nigeria.

39:18

Nigeria. By way of Britain. Oh,

39:20

okay. Interesting fellow. Okay.

39:23

Why haven't you been speaking up till now?

39:25

I don't want to get in the spotlight.

39:27

You know, I'm looking over here. There's that. There's

39:30

that Britain. I hear it now. Okay. There

39:33

is a very polite security guard. Okay.

39:36

I'm going to ask you guys, it's fine

39:38

that you hold people back, but I don't really want you

39:40

on mic anymore. Is that all right? We don't

39:42

have enough mics for this. You grabbed Adam's. Yeah.

39:45

Can I get it back? Yeah, yeah, here

39:47

you go. Sorry. Thank you. Thank

39:49

you. That is very rude of your security guard around the mic. They're

39:52

doing their best. Yeah. Anyway, but look,

39:54

Mr. Singh,

39:55

all I'm trying to, you think you're around too many

39:57

people right now? Yeah. turn

40:00

our backs to you. I would love that. Then maybe

40:02

I can sing, I don't know. Um, what's a

40:04

popular song? Uh, wop,

40:07

wet ass pussy. Yeah, I could sing

40:09

wet ass pussy. Let's turn around.

40:12

Turn around and we can turn

40:16

it around. Grab a pop,

40:18

wet ass pussy. Got the wettest pussy

40:21

around. Wet

40:26

ass pussy in town.

40:28

Okay, I'm turning it back around. What? To

40:31

the background too. Did I do it? Well,

40:33

here's the note. I feel like

40:35

this is why you're gonna be the biggest

40:38

act in Henderson.

40:41

Is when I heard that I

40:44

immediately wanted to leave the lounge

40:46

and go spend money in the casino. Yeah. And

40:49

I think that's what you're, why you're

40:51

truly gonna try. I drive sales. I drive sales. That's why they

40:53

have me. You get the people to come because they're like, ooh,

40:55

music. They think it's my dad probably.

40:58

Oh, what was your dad's act? It's

41:00

a lot like mine. What was his stage name? Do you

41:02

mind me asking? It was Billy Bean Jean. Because

41:06

we're all smoother than denim. Yeah,

41:08

honestly, I think I've heard of him. I don't know.

41:11

Oh, see? Yeah, Billy. Maybe you

41:13

just don't know celebrity culture, Scott. Other

41:15

celebs seem to know Billy Bean Jean. Yeah,

41:17

I guess not. Yeah, I feel,

41:19

no, Billy Bean, uh, he

41:21

was signed to Interscope Records. Right

41:25

from the jump. Well, very, very inner,

41:27

very Interscope. Yeah. Wow. Jimmy

41:29

Iovine. Jimmy Ivey.

41:32

Oh, Jimmy Ivey. Oh, oh, I see.

41:34

Okay. Different. Different. Yeah. Did I say Iveen?

41:37

I'm embarrassed now. No, it was Ivee. Ivee.

41:39

Oh, intravenous. Yeah, Jimmy Ivee. Jimmy intravenous.

41:41

Yeah, he's the guy who did the hangover cures

41:44

outside of the strip. Oh, got it.

41:46

Got it. Got it. So your dad was popular

41:48

and people think that you are your

41:51

dad. So they come to see you, but then they

41:53

go back out into the, into

41:55

the casino because they're tired of listening to you.

41:57

So they're not spending all that time inside the

41:59

show.

41:59

show room. That's right. Well,

42:02

they come in and they're like, oh, I want to see Billy

42:04

Bean Jean. And then they see him

42:06

and they're like, but

42:07

Billy Jean died 40 years

42:09

ago. Oh, yeah. And this man

42:12

is about the same age that Billy Jean

42:15

was when he died. It's like Billy Jean

42:17

is frozen in time. Right.

42:20

I'm following you. And then you see the level of talent

42:22

and you're like, this isn't Billy Jean. Time

42:25

to go shoot some crap. Billy

42:27

Jean is not this singer.

42:29

Billy Bean Jean. Yeah.

42:34

And you said something about denim. Yeah. We're

42:36

smoother than denim. Billy Bean Jean. Because

42:38

of the Jean part of it. Yeah. Yes.

42:41

Aren't those called jeans usually? Scott, you are having a

42:42

very tough time comprehending what's going on. Yeah.

42:45

It's crazy, Scott. It seems like- Because

42:47

everyone knows how smooth denim is. It's

42:49

one of the smoothest of the fabrics. I would say

42:52

silk maybe. Have you ever felt a

42:54

crunch wrangler underneath your fingertips?

42:56

That's smooth. What about Lee? I

42:59

don't know that- What about Arizonas? I don't

43:01

know that I would want to sleep on jeans necessarily.

43:04

Every once in a while you take off your jeans and you

43:06

try to throw them over the bed, but you realize you

43:09

just miss and you're like, fuck it. You just go to sleep. Then

43:11

you roll over on them

43:12

and you're like, ugh. It's

43:14

because they have the outside on them. I

43:17

had a Jean Comforter

43:19

because I was such a Billy Jean- Billy

43:22

Jean Jean fan as a child. Really?

43:25

I was a denim Comforter for years, decades

43:27

even. I bet you slept so great. Would he

43:30

wear it on stage or- The Billy Jean-Jean

43:32

Comforter?

43:33

Yes. Of course.

43:35

Yeah, that was our big product. You

43:38

don't get into Hollywood just to work. You

43:40

get into Hollywood to sell stuff. Sell,

43:42

sell, sell. And I mean last week or so. The Outlaws

43:46

on Netflix right now. That's right. You

43:48

got you wearing any jeans in that? Yeah,

43:50

I believe I do wear jeans at one point. You're a bank

43:53

manager though. How does that work? Well,

43:54

in my off time. Oh,

43:57

this movie follows you in your off time? It's

43:59

a lot. You never said that in the description,

44:02

by the way. Yeah. Well, I feel like you were

44:04

hurrying me along. I could have went into more details,

44:06

you know? Because all we heard about is this bank.

44:09

Yeah. And I'm just picturing you in a suit the entire movie.

44:11

Not the whole movie, no. But you wear jeans. At one point,

44:14

I believe, and I can't be certain.

44:17

Might be in a khaki. It might be a khaki

44:20

or a chino. But at some

44:22

point, definitely when I

44:24

was showing up to set to work, I wore jeans

44:26

a lot of those days. It wasn't sweatpants

44:29

every day.

44:29

Big fan. My family

44:32

gets one cent of every

44:34

denim wear. Really?

44:37

Every time they wear the denim? Or every time

44:39

they sell? Yeah, it's like residuals. Wow.

44:41

Yeah. This is a good deal. Now, if WGA

44:44

could get a deal like that, I feel like

44:47

the strike would be over tomorrow. If

44:49

they could, and it wouldn't have to be about writing. It would just

44:51

be about blue jeans. If anyone was wearing jeans,

44:53

you got one cent. A penny every time

44:55

you put them back on. Yes, I would also. It's

44:58

just a compounding effect of wearing jeans

45:00

every day. And that's what's cool about you is

45:02

not only are you a great singer, you're

45:04

also a mathematician. I

45:06

do the math. Here,

45:08

let's test him. One times one.

45:11

Two. Okay, well. I

45:13

mean, you know, he's in the ballpark. Which if you're playing

45:16

baseball. Not bad. And you're going to work,

45:18

that's where you wanna be. That is exactly where

45:20

you're. You're on the right track. Well, you might

45:22

wanna hit it out of the ballpark. True,

45:25

yeah. And make sure

45:26

it's fair when you do it. Yeah, and don't

45:28

aim for the train because that's priceless. And

45:31

it's one, two, three

45:33

strikes, you're out of the jeans.

45:37

Wow, I mean, you almost

45:39

had an entire song. Yeah, I know. And

45:42

you just made that up off the top of the head. I feel like you're growing.

45:45

Yeah. I guess it's because I'm around

45:47

you artists. I'm in real Hollywood.

45:49

It feels really good to be honest. So what

45:51

are you doing on the show? What's your, what are you

45:54

here to promote?

45:55

I hope everybody's wearing their jeans.

45:58

You're just promoting people wearing. Yes,

46:00

I get two cents per wear. I

46:02

thought you said you got one. You got one cent.

46:05

Oh, wait, you got one. One time one is two. Oh,

46:07

that's true. Hey, and

46:09

that's just good math. Math

46:11

by a singer is real.

46:14

Wow. Did you grow up loving

46:17

singing because of your father, or in

46:19

spite?

46:20

In spite, I hated it. Really?

46:23

And then he died, and I had to pick

46:25

up the mantle, and

46:28

run with the words.

46:31

I wish I had a writer, because

46:33

then anyone

46:35

would know what to do next. You don't

46:37

need a writer. There have been so many songs written

46:40

that I don't think we need any more songs, honestly.

46:43

Just sing old ones. That's beautiful.

46:45

Now, if we had a time machine, would

46:47

you just go back and come

46:50

up with the song, Wet Ass Bussy? I

46:52

wish. Yeah, would that be? I wish. Because

46:55

a lot of singers, like we were talking about earlier,

46:57

you don't want to come back just to watch the movie.

47:00

I feel like you would travel back in time. Yeah.

47:02

And actually steal someone

47:04

else's work. Yeah. Steal

47:07

someone else's whole life's work. A lot

47:09

of people don't talk about it. They say, oh, I'm going

47:11

to kill Hitler, or whatever. No, just go

47:13

steal the song, Wet Ass Bussy. Well, and

47:15

go immediately sing

47:17

whatever Nicki Minaj, or Khaleese

47:20

sings. To school,

47:22

I was. Two of the most current artists. Khaleese

47:26

is everywhere. She's all over that Uber Eats company. Well, she's

47:28

dating Bill Murray. So that's why she's

47:31

top of mind right now. Yeah, that is probably

47:33

why. And

47:36

I wouldn't pick, you don't want to pick an artist

47:38

that has a ton of hits. You

47:41

don't want to go with the

47:43

Michael Jackson or the Beatles.

47:45

No, no. You see that movie

47:48

yesterday where everyone forgot who the Beatles were? That

47:50

is right. That is right. Yeah. We're

47:53

trying to just remake that movie.

47:55

Yeah, I'd like to live in a universe where that movie

47:57

didn't exist. No.

47:59

It's good. Hey, shots fired. It's

48:02

good. It's a good movie. That's how you know someone's telling

48:04

the truth when they go, no, no, I'm kidding. Yeah,

48:06

it's just a good formula for a joke. Mr.

48:10

Singh, I think you're bad

48:13

at what you do. That's

48:15

okay with me.

48:17

It's okay with me too, because I have no stake in

48:19

this. Adam, what do you, do you care or not? I, you

48:22

know, I don't care. No, I

48:24

definitely don't care. Yeah. So.

48:27

Thank you for your honesty. So go live your life,

48:29

be a failure. It's fine. And, you know,

48:31

I don't have a lot of plans on visiting

48:33

you in your lounge in Henderson. Yeah. And I don't

48:35

think you'll ever be back here again. Well, that

48:38

is a kind offer. Thank you. Okay.

48:42

And not before I leave, which I can tell

48:44

is coming soon. Well, we're going to go to break, but

48:46

I hope you'll stick around

48:47

after the break. Really? Thank you. I

48:49

don't want to just talk to Stefan. Okay.

48:52

Well, I just wanted to thank you both for wearing

48:54

jeans today. It is my pleasure. Because

48:56

I see four pretty pennies. Congratulations.

48:58

That's crazy that you're, I mean, you're very wealthy.

49:01

And is it, do I get a discount if they're

49:03

acid washed and they have holes in them?

49:06

No, Scott. Oh, shit. Man,

49:09

that when I bought these jeans, they told me I would get a discount

49:12

because of all the holes. It's actually an

49:14

upcharge. What? Yeah. It's

49:16

called fashion. Okay.

49:19

Well, look, we, Mr. Sang, we have

49:21

to go to a break. I'm so sorry, but can you-

49:23

That's okay. Yes, I'll stay.

49:27

Sing a little bit. Take

49:29

this to the break. Yeah. Would that be all right?

49:31

Absolutely. What words would you like

49:33

me to use? Okay. Well, I have a book here.

49:35

Why don't you just

49:36

sing from this book? You

49:39

two live under a

49:41

blood red sky.

49:43

Side two.

49:46

This is a record, Scott. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah.

49:48

I'm sorry. I thought it was a book. Yeah. That's confusing.

49:51

It's Scott. They got to quit making

49:54

records like books. Yeah. Can you not

49:56

read?

49:58

I mean, just gotta break. I

50:00

just don't admit to it.

50:02

No, of course I can read. Me

50:04

too. A, B, the rest.

50:07

That's reading. Yeah. That's not listing

50:09

the letters, that's reading. Sure. But

50:11

if you were to list all

50:14

the letters, I would know how to put them together into things.

50:17

You'd probably jump right into C, D, E, F.

50:19

Sure I would. Or

50:21

as I would say, G, E, H,

50:24

I. I don't know what we're talking about

50:27

right now. But we have to take a break. When

50:29

we come back, we're going to have a vigilante. This is exciting,

50:32

exciting stuff. This is a wild episode. Look,

50:35

I don't have a lot of guests on this show that I think

50:38

are bad at what they do. But Mr. Singh, you are

50:40

terrible at what you do. Yeah. You're

50:42

good at what you do. Thank you Scott. We're going

50:44

to come right back and we're going to figure out if this person

50:47

is good at what they do. We have a vigilante.

50:49

That's right. Shadow Vision is coming up. Very

50:51

cool. Very exciting. Very cool. We'll have more from

50:53

Mr. Singh, more Adam Devine, and Shadow

50:55

Vision. And when we come back, we'll be right back with more

50:57

comedy back after this. We'll be back. Yeah.

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52:20

we're back. Adam Devine is here. We

52:22

have the outlaws is out there on

52:25

Netflix, inside Netflix. If you

52:27

have Netflix, look, you're going to be watching this thing.

52:29

Yeah. If you got it, flaunt it. Hell

52:32

yeah. By playing the outlaws. If

52:35

you have Netflix, you should be wearing like

52:38

Netflix gear out there on the street,

52:41

just flashing your

52:43

sweet bod out there going like, look at this. Especially

52:45

if you're a writer and you're outside and you're

52:48

marching,

52:49

you got to, because you have to let, yes, you

52:52

are going to march with the sign, but are

52:54

you also going to let the execs know

52:56

like, Hey, I'm one of the good ones. I'm one of the good. Do

52:58

you have Netflix rap gifts? I bet you do. Oh, you

53:01

know, I do. I can be covered.

53:03

I can be covered in Netflix. If I wanted

53:05

to. I definitely have one. I should get out there.

53:07

Yeah. We also have Mr. Singh is here.

53:09

I'm sorry. Hello.

53:13

And, uh, Jonesy Jonesy, of course,

53:15

uh, standing there behind Adam

53:17

and, uh, Stefan,

53:19

I believe. Stefan is here as well. Yeah.

53:22

There is. Stefan, you, why are you growing? You're

53:25

so old. I don't know why I picked the oldest,

53:27

most decrepit, uh, barely holding you

53:29

back. I know he has like one finger

53:31

on you. Yeah. Well, stay back, stay

53:33

back. Okay. He's saying that to

53:35

you. I know. Yeah. It's like, I'm

53:38

pretty calm right now. The onus is on you to stay

53:40

back. I don't know. Stay back again.

53:42

All right. Well,

53:45

look, uh, we need

53:47

to get to our next guest. Uh, he's a vigilante

53:49

and I'm excited to hear what sort of crimes

53:52

he's stopping. Uh,

53:55

but, uh, this is exciting. Uh, uh, please

53:57

welcome to the show for the first time shadow vision.

54:00

Hello, Scott. Hi, Shadow

54:02

Vision. It's me, Shadow Vision. You

54:04

sound so much like Jonesy Jonesy. Just

54:07

a little bit. Where are you from?

54:09

Well, I'm hiding my voice much

54:11

like Batman. Oh wait, oh, this is a modulator?

54:14

Yes, I talk like this to hide

54:16

my voice because

54:18

the Arkansas local papers revealed

54:20

that I'm from Scotland, but... What?

54:25

They revealed I'm from Scotland. Hold on, let's back up here. You're

54:29

from Arkansas? I'm from Scotland.

54:32

You're from Scotland. Then I moved to Arkansas. And you

54:34

moved to Arkansas

54:35

and then you're stopping... Because

54:38

I've read this article. I think we all have. Well,

54:40

yeah, it's a big famous article. I was happy to get you on

54:42

the show. And then you stop

54:45

serial killers specifically in

54:47

and around the... Arkansas. Little Rock

54:49

area. But you're from Scotland. From Scotland,

54:51

yes. Yeah, like

54:54

Shrek was, I guess. Yes. Is

54:56

Shrek from Scotland or is he just sound Scottish? I

54:59

feel like the swamp is right outside of... Yeah.

55:03

When I saw your face. Oh,

55:06

that's

55:06

mine. I'm a believer. There's a song you know.

55:09

There. You knew that one. Wow.

55:12

It's all Shrek and there. Smash Mouth. I

55:14

guess that is the only band I know. Wait,

55:17

you know every Smash Mouth song? Might

55:19

as well be walking on the sun. I only

55:21

know the music like you guys. We

55:31

knew the dumb bump. Yeah,

55:33

but really fun part. Yep,

55:35

that is really fun part. Well, anyway,

55:37

Shadow Vision, you grew up in Scotland. Scotland,

55:40

yes. You

55:41

came to Arkansas. Yes. And

55:44

now you fight crime in Arkansas. Yes,

55:46

I've stopped many serial killers before

55:49

they can kill. Congratulations. Wait, before they

55:51

ever even kill one person? Yeah, you can tell

55:53

they're gonna kill.

55:55

And do you just have like their internet

55:57

browser history or just like... Are

56:00

you a precog? What exactly? I'm walking up

56:02

and down Little Rock and I see them. And

56:05

I'm seeing you're buying things like rope. You're

56:07

buying things like knives. You're buying

56:09

things like tape.

56:11

Well, these are separate purchases. And I feel like

56:13

I've bought all of these things. In

56:16

the last day. Be careful. I'm

56:18

not buying it. You're already on the channel

56:20

radar because you

56:22

inspired me when you were on the Workaholics

56:25

and you had the vigilante

56:27

episode with Dr. Heels Goode. That's

56:29

right. Very ripped balance. This is always

56:31

nice to meet a fan. This is great. But...

56:34

Fantastic. I love this. But then you come up

56:37

with this outlaws move. You were just promoting

56:39

crime. It's interesting. Do you feel

56:41

like it balances out there? Or

56:45

you think that he's now

56:45

moved to the... Look, I

56:48

think crime and justice are two sides

56:50

of the same coin.

56:51

That's way too philosophical for me. I

56:54

like it black and white. You're either a good guy

56:56

or a bad guy. I see. I'm buying

56:58

knives, tape, rope. But what

57:00

if you need to cut a steak? Yeah.

57:03

Oh, okay. What if you need to tape a steak? What if you need

57:06

to

57:06

put a steak covered in rope and tenderize

57:09

it with ropes? See, that's what

57:11

they want you to think. Then next thing you know,

57:13

you're getting slashed in

57:15

Little Rock. You're wondering what

57:18

happened. So I stopped that from happening.

57:20

Are there a lot of serial killers out there in Little Rock?

57:22

Oh, yeah. You know, I'm standing outside

57:24

the Home Depot's and the Home Goods and I'm watching

57:26

people buy the knives. All the home stores. All the home

57:28

stores. And what are three

57:31

other home stores? Just three off

57:33

the top of your head. Oh, three home stores. Because

57:36

this is your whole profession.

57:36

This is your whole deal. Hometown

57:39

buffet. Oh, of course.

57:42

You know, gotta watch out for the

57:44

carvers. Yeah, exactly. The carvings.

57:47

Also, there's lots of knives because

57:49

if you go to a hometown buffet and

57:52

you take a knife from the hometown buffet,

57:54

that's a double crime. You've

57:56

stolen with the intent to murder. Hometown buffet

57:59

is not a BY.

57:59

Okay, right. No, no, I've

58:02

tried. Oh, you've tried to bring your own knife to well

58:04

buffet as you can see right in front

58:06

of you I'm equipped with two katanas. Yeah,

58:08

two size

58:10

Yeah, what and the

58:12

size are on your ankles

58:14

for some yes Yes, so if so

58:17

say I'm in a situation where

58:19

I'm walking into a hideout for a

58:21

gang and they're like hey

58:24

Before you speak to the boss.

58:25

We need you to turn in your katanas

58:28

Should I wait till I meet the boss? What's the pretense

58:30

for going into this by the way? They know you

58:33

already or yeah They know I'm a local crime

58:35

fighter and they want to give me the big villain

58:38

talk So I agree to go in

58:40

there, right? And then I mean I

58:42

feel like that happens a lot Yeah, you gotta

58:44

turn in your katanas turn in my katanas

58:46

and then when I'm in front of the boss I

58:48

say hold on one second.

58:50

I need to tie my shoe and that

58:52

is when I get the size Pretty

58:55

good. I need a little John McClain Yes,

58:58

you know the guy in the movies who always had his

59:00

shoes on top of shoes Literally

59:03

not wearing shoes

59:06

So you saw it's all you know, it's all part

59:08

of my plan I'm always thinking ten steps ahead

59:10

which is why I'm monitoring purchases

59:14

And I'm and I'm trying to stay on top of

59:16

the serial killers because now we have the the

59:18

Little Rock slasher And if I was

59:20

watching Little Rock slasher, what is it? He's

59:22

slashed a couple people Sounds

59:25

like he doesn't know who he is. Yeah.

59:27

Am I wrong? Do you know who he is? Did

59:29

you stop him? I might I have leads

59:31

I did not stop him, but I have leads. He's how many

59:33

people is he slashed? It seems

59:36

like

59:36

upwards to five six potentially

59:38

now I could be more have we talked to the guitarist

59:41

of Guns N' Roses because that's it's

59:44

his name is literally slash Wants

59:47

to be if you don't think his picture is up on my yarn

59:49

board back at Little Rock Then you you've

59:52

mis underestimated the shadow vision. So

59:54

he But with the top hat or without

59:56

the top at Babadook style top hat. I

59:59

think without the top hat

59:59

just to get, because I feel like- Those

1:00:02

are rare pictures. Yeah, Finning. Yeah,

1:00:04

I do believe I've seen a picture of him on a beach

1:00:07

without the top hat once. That's

1:00:09

the only one in existence. Don't like it. Yeah.

1:00:12

Well, I do have a USB thumb drive, if you can upload

1:00:15

that picture on the thumb drive so I can take

1:00:17

it back. Right now? I mean,

1:00:20

if it's- Yeah, I guess. Looks like

1:00:22

you need a USB-C for that. Oh,

1:00:25

I think I have one around here. Looking

1:00:28

for the thumb.

1:00:29

Let me

1:00:32

see. I were looking for the thumb.

1:00:34

I, what do I do? Passing time. Drag

1:00:37

it and drop it? Yeah, yeah, just drag it and drop it in. Drag and drop onto the-

1:00:39

Do you have to right click it or it'll just pop up

1:00:41

once it- Yeah, yeah. Okay, let me look, okay.

1:00:43

Make sure you safely remove hardware before

1:00:45

you pull it out. Yeah, do you want- Lots of tech for the

1:00:48

vigilante. Do you want me to put it in a folder that says slash?

1:00:50

You can just leave it blank. I'll know what I'm looking for. Just,

1:00:52

you'll know what it is? Yeah, yes, that'd be great.

1:00:55

Okay, let me- Yes, thank you. Says

1:00:59

it does not support

1:00:59

this file format. Oh, that sucks. Very

1:01:04

visual piece. Okay. Working

1:01:07

in a very visual piece. Stefan, do you mind

1:01:09

describing what's happening right now for

1:01:11

the listener? Well, we're looking at a computer and we're trying

1:01:13

to use it and it's- Is that your voice, Stefan? Does it not

1:01:16

work? Or is this- Who are you talking to? I was

1:01:18

talking to Stefan. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh,

1:01:21

I was asleep holding Adam back.

1:01:24

We're looking at a- My bodyguard likes to

1:01:26

take naps on me. Very gentle job. We're

1:01:29

looking at a typewriter and they're putting a- Oh,

1:01:31

it's a typewriter, that's the problem.

1:01:33

Oh, okay. Well, that makes a lot

1:01:35

of sense. Okay, yeah. I'll just, you know, just

1:01:38

shadowvision at AOL.com.

1:01:41

At AOL.com. So are you working

1:01:43

with the police? Are they happy to have you on the

1:01:45

case or? They've said

1:01:49

that they couldn't confirm the

1:01:51

murders of future serial killers, but

1:01:54

asked that I not do that

1:01:56

because I'm quote

1:01:58

unquote not sure if they've actually- killed

1:02:00

anyone. So they don't like what you're

1:02:02

doing. You know, you sound you sounded when you

1:02:04

started you're like, oh, they've asked that. And then

1:02:06

it like everything you said was just them

1:02:09

hating what you're doing. Yeah, you know, it's I

1:02:11

consider myself the Batman of Little

1:02:13

Rock Arkansas. And does anyone else

1:02:16

consider you that or like

1:02:19

what is your layer situation like because I

1:02:21

feel like that with Batman,

1:02:23

he goes through the waterfall into the cave.

1:02:26

Yeah, it's got a lot of barriers, you

1:02:28

know, before you get to Batman. Yeah. Well,

1:02:30

yeah, I'm definitely in an apartment complex,

1:02:33

which is something like a cave. Okay. Is it gated?

1:02:35

Yes. And I don't have a car.

1:02:38

So that's actually another one difference.

1:02:40

That's one. Well, I mean, technically Batman

1:02:43

doesn't have a car. He has a bat mobile. Yeah.

1:02:45

Similarity. Yeah, I don't have that either.

1:02:48

So no, no, no, no mobiles. That's why I wanted

1:02:50

to come on your program today. And, oh,

1:02:53

there's

1:02:53

that's got it. Yeah. Yeah. I see it now.

1:02:55

Yeah. And, you know, put it, put

1:02:57

the put feelers out. I'm looking specifically

1:02:59

for a Scion XD. Oh,

1:03:01

okay. How much are you willing to spend? I'm

1:03:04

hoping I'm depending on, I actually

1:03:06

have an active go fund me on my

1:03:08

Facebook fan page. Oh, okay. And

1:03:10

depending on where we round up. So I'd say

1:03:12

willing to bargain, you know, cause I

1:03:14

also do security services, Adam. Oh,

1:03:17

wow. I see you have an aging security

1:03:19

guard, but I'm not sure if I'm willing

1:03:22

to spend any time with

1:03:23

me, you know, Come on.

1:03:28

With me, I'm awake. I'll, I'll keep you back and I'll keep all haters

1:03:30

back. You're

1:03:32

awake right now. How often do you sleep though? Oh, I try and do

1:03:35

a healthy

1:03:36

diet of two hours a night. That's seems fair.

1:03:38

It seems unhealthy. Yeah, actually. But

1:03:42

I mean, good for you.

1:03:43

Okay. Crime happens at all times. God,

1:03:46

it's maybe it's because of Scotland. Yeah. Yeah.

1:03:48

It just rolls off the tongue. Yeah. You know,

1:03:51

it's, it's really part of a whole complicated

1:03:53

thing where tell me about the complicated

1:03:56

thing. Other

1:03:58

than when he says your name.

1:03:59

Yeah, I'm confused about the premise

1:04:02

of this whole thing to be honest. So if

1:04:04

you could just like go backwards a little bit That's

1:04:06

I'm a crime fighter got it in Little

1:04:09

Rock got Recently revealed

1:04:11

in an article that I am Scottish and

1:04:14

I'm now what is that important to this? That's

1:04:16

where he found out But it's that's what yeah,

1:04:18

that's that's it's revealing some of my secret

1:04:20

identity. I don't I don't reveal my face

1:04:24

I do need a car. I that's why

1:04:26

I'm here. I would love your premises

1:04:28

bored in Scotland You

1:04:31

fight crime in Little Rock Recently

1:04:33

revealed to be Scottish and you need a car.

1:04:35

These are your important things my important things I

1:04:37

do need a car you do need a car and when

1:04:40

I kill serial killers before they kill Oh

1:04:42

you kill them. Yeah, you didn't

1:04:44

mention. Yeah, I feel like I dispatch

1:04:46

of them Oh, okay kill seems a little

1:04:49

but you are killing them. Yeah, but you are doing

1:04:51

them. Yes Yeah, no,

1:04:53

yeah, just us. It's just us here Bros

1:04:57

bumper. Yeah. No, I kill mr. Sing mr. Sing is I'm

1:04:59

still here but

1:05:02

Are I mean

1:05:05

how many people have you dispatched?

1:05:08

I'd say about a handful.

1:05:10

How many can you hold in your hand? I Mean

1:05:14

I got a pretty yeah, your

1:05:16

hand is really big. Yeah, yeah,

1:05:19

I think if balanced well I can I can

1:05:21

carry two serial killers Wow,

1:05:23

so you've killed two people Yeah,

1:05:26

so essentially your You've

1:05:28

got a male body leader who can hold

1:05:31

two tiny serial killers in your hand

1:05:33

at any given time Yeah, could you have just said you killed

1:05:35

two people? Yeah Why do the whole handful

1:05:38

and then it's revealed that you could hold

1:05:41

if properly balanced you can hold to come

1:05:43

on Just to say you've killed two people

1:05:45

and two people I would say that's something to

1:05:47

be proud of because that's more than the amount I've

1:05:49

killed more than I've killed. Certainly. I I

1:05:53

Killed for my

1:05:55

man figure

1:05:58

my man right here You've killed

1:06:00

for me? Tap, tap, tap right on the shoulder.

1:06:03

How do you like him referring to you as

1:06:05

my man? I actually, that's

1:06:07

the only way I will allow him to address

1:06:09

me. Yeah. Oh, I see. It's part of the NDA. Um,

1:06:12

as being a Hollywood bad boy, a big

1:06:15

swing and a big. Yeah. Got it. How many

1:06:17

people have you killed stuff on?

1:06:19

What did I say? I don't remember. I was

1:06:21

not listening to as well. At least two

1:06:24

or three of my man. I

1:06:27

love my man. It's

1:06:29

in the NDA. I have to. Why would you

1:06:31

kill? Why would you kill someone? Yeah, I guess

1:06:33

I didn't realize, you know, just if

1:06:35

I

1:06:36

have a little beef with someone or,

1:06:39

you know, we're we're unriled up

1:06:41

a little bit, doesn't mean you need to kill. Yeah.

1:06:43

You said hold me back.

1:06:45

Well, I've said that and then we're still going toward.

1:06:48

Yeah, but so you leave,

1:06:51

you get out of there on time as needed,

1:06:53

and then I wait around and I kill

1:06:56

them on asked for.

1:06:58

OK, I this is creeping me

1:07:00

out. There's a lot of murderers on the on the

1:07:02

hot today. I mean, you and I haven't killed anyone,

1:07:05

right? I mean, there was that

1:07:06

wasn't there a murder up in the Hollywood Hills?

1:07:08

That you that you have some sort

1:07:10

of partying. But no, I

1:07:13

didn't kill anybody. Oh, OK. All right.

1:07:15

Well, but go on record

1:07:17

and say that I. OK, so this is this

1:07:19

is the true source where we get your

1:07:21

true. Yeah. True quote that you did not.

1:07:24

I did not. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Interesting. Interesting.

1:07:28

So, I mean, you guys have a lot in common, Stefon.

1:07:30

Yeah, I'd like to. Those people

1:07:32

that you've killed, have you been able

1:07:34

to confirm that they're serial killers?

1:07:37

No, no. So for you, they

1:07:39

can't just be an arsonist

1:07:42

or maybe they've only killed one person. White

1:07:44

collar crime. Yeah, they have to have killed

1:07:46

multiple people. Yeah, I have to confirm

1:07:49

that they have killed multiple people in the

1:07:51

future. Yeah. In the future. What if they're like

1:07:53

a Dexter? Yeah, they

1:07:56

kill bad guys because I like Dexter.

1:07:58

Dexter, we're on his side.

1:07:59

because the people that he kills

1:08:02

are even worse. Even worse. Yeah.

1:08:04

And so you're like, Hey, get rid

1:08:06

of him. Take out that dirty laundry. We'll give him a

1:08:08

pass. Look, if I have to

1:08:10

accidentally kill a few Dexter's to

1:08:13

get a couple of animals. Oh, you would kill

1:08:15

Dexter? I would kill Dexter. We

1:08:17

love Dexter. That's Shadow Vision.

1:08:19

Now, are you killing the

1:08:21

Dexter from the first series or Dexter

1:08:23

New Blood? Reboot. Yeah. Probably

1:08:26

New Blood. If I'm being honest, New Blood, Dexter. He's

1:08:28

a little slower. Yeah. It's a little older. He's

1:08:31

worse at it. I haven't seen the New Blood. He's just a little

1:08:33

older. Yeah. He's just a little older.

1:08:35

You slow down a little bit. I feel like I'm moving a

1:08:37

little slower. Sure. Aren't we all Scott? Would

1:08:39

you do a Workaholics New Blood?

1:08:42

We wanted to do Workaholics

1:08:44

the movie. Oh, yeah. And then Paramount Plus

1:08:46

pulled the plug on it last minute. They said it

1:08:49

wasn't global enough.

1:08:50

Hey, Paramount Plus, why don't we check

1:08:52

the stats on the outlaws. Yeah. It's

1:08:54

number one movie. We'll see who's global or not. Globally.

1:08:57

Yeah. Okay. But to answer

1:09:00

that question, absolutely. I'd love to

1:09:02

kill people with my friends. Yeah. I think that would

1:09:05

be so fun to just like, you guys do a reboot, but

1:09:07

you're serial killers now. Yeah. And that's what the people

1:09:09

want. Yeah. From us. Exactly. They're

1:09:11

like, how have they aged poorly

1:09:13

and now they're murderers? Yes. That's

1:09:17

good. I personally, like I said,

1:09:19

I'm against crime movies.

1:09:20

I'd say like a beat ass movie.

1:09:22

You don't even like crime in movies? I don't even like

1:09:24

crime in movies. It influences

1:09:26

the children they're watching. So what kind of movies do you

1:09:29

like to go see? Well, I'll

1:09:31

watch any of the Avengers

1:09:33

films. There's so much crime in there. I mean,

1:09:35

I guess it's superhero crime. Yeah, but there's stopping crime.

1:09:38

I watch Blank Man. There's still a lot

1:09:40

of crime happening. Yeah, but

1:09:42

it's being stopped. I

1:09:44

can't think of a ton of movies or TV shows

1:09:47

where there's crime that's not being stopped. Yeah,

1:09:49

mostly the crime

1:09:50

is, they're stopping

1:09:52

it for the most part. Well, when the crime

1:09:55

is happening by the protagonists

1:09:57

and it's kind of like a

1:09:59

Goodfellas or Rod's

1:10:02

mother. The Italian job.

1:10:04

Yeah. The early fast, furious

1:10:06

movies, the new ones, they're on the side of the law.

1:10:09

Well, but sometimes they're disavowed. Yeah.

1:10:12

I mean, how do you feel about the Mission Impossible films? He's

1:10:14

disavowed every dang movie. Yeah.

1:10:16

But he always wins them back. And that's what I think about.

1:10:19

If ever the murders came to

1:10:21

light, if ever the legend,

1:10:25

they would see that I did it for the good

1:10:27

of your country.

1:10:29

Because this isn't mine. I'm Scottish. Yes.

1:10:32

Very important to your thing. Glad

1:10:35

that you got it out right out of

1:10:37

the gate as to just

1:10:40

really plant your flag with that. Really

1:10:43

appreciate that. Well, look, I

1:10:45

think you're a fascinating individual. I

1:10:48

mean, you're technically good at your job because you have

1:10:50

killed two people. Yes. And

1:10:52

I walk 80 miles a week. Wow.

1:10:54

Patrolling. Why didn't you lead with this?

1:10:57

Patrolling. I walk in here,

1:10:59

I was like, look at the cars on this guy. Wow.

1:11:01

Look at this guy. This guy must walk anywhere from 60

1:11:04

to 90 miles a week. And you nailed

1:11:06

it. I mean, right there in the middle, right? Right at 80.

1:11:08

Wow. So what do you want? You're walking

1:11:11

approximately 11.7 miles a day? Yeah.

1:11:14

Just patrolling Little Rock. So.

1:11:17

It's because he doesn't have the car. He's trying

1:11:19

to get the mobile. Yes. So are you

1:11:21

in a basically a circular

1:11:24

fashion? So you're

1:11:27

trying to guess what the radius would be. That would

1:11:29

be five miles away from your house.

1:11:31

And so if the crimes are unhappy, if the crimes

1:11:33

are happening across town and you you've

1:11:36

got to walk all the way over there, you're missing a lot.

1:11:38

You're missing. Yeah. This is why we have the GoFund

1:11:40

before the Scion XD. Yeah. How

1:11:42

late do you get to the scene? Usually.

1:11:45

It's been days. Sometimes it's been

1:11:47

days. You know, sometimes they've cleaned

1:11:49

up already. They've cleaned up 48 hours are

1:11:51

the that's the most important. Those are the most important.

1:11:54

Yeah. From what I've learned. Yeah. But, you

1:11:56

know, some people say the 48

1:11:58

after the. can be

1:12:00

even more important. Are the 96? Yeah, the 96.

1:12:03

The 96. Have

1:12:05

you ever interviewed a criminal? What's your interrogation

1:12:08

style? Oh, uh. Do you wanna

1:12:10

role play it here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me say, Adam,

1:12:12

you're a criminal. Stefan,

1:12:15

you're a lawyer. Am

1:12:17

I Scottish or? Yeah, definitely.

1:12:20

I feel like you're definitely, that's very important to your

1:12:22

character. All right, good.

1:12:25

All right, so, and I'll be the guy who

1:12:28

comes in with a coffee every once in a while. Okay. All

1:12:31

right, how's that sound? Okay, here we go. Mr. Seng, you just

1:12:33

stand back and stand by. You got it. I

1:12:35

like to prep. I don't see why. So,

1:12:37

crime doer, I have a question for you.

1:12:41

Hello,

1:12:45

coffees for everybody. Yes,

1:12:48

give him. Triple half calf. That's

1:12:50

it, okay, there you go, sir. What was your

1:12:53

order again? I was hoping you were gonna tell,

1:12:55

I was hoping,

1:12:56

Scottish. There you go. I was hoping

1:12:58

you were gonna tell me. Oh, okay, yeah.

1:13:01

Donkey. Donkey, yes, there's

1:13:03

your word in. Yes, you have

1:13:05

the mocha china frat frat? Yes,

1:13:08

donkey. Okay, here you go, sir. You donkey, all right, there you

1:13:10

go. Triple tall. A quick triple. Yes,

1:13:12

triple tall.

1:13:13

There you are. That's just a venti, by the way. They

1:13:16

said they don't have a triple tall. They just had

1:13:18

like, yeah. We're not supposed to caffeinate him.

1:13:21

Oh no, your lawyer is not supposed to be caffeinated.

1:13:24

Oh, I thought that was Steph. Oh, sorry, I didn't see

1:13:26

my lawyer sitting over there, yeah. Oh, what's

1:13:29

going on, Steph? I mean, Steph

1:13:32

on Esquire. I'm thinking I'm just

1:13:34

working on files as quick as I can. Oh my gosh,

1:13:36

all right. Just keep working on those files. Do you guys

1:13:38

need anything else while I'm here? I think we're

1:13:40

good. Yeah, I think we're good. You're good? The

1:13:42

coffee guy has a big roll. Thank

1:13:44

you, thank you so much. Skool. Hey,

1:13:47

my pleasure. Anything for a potential crime

1:13:49

doer. All right, I'm gonna

1:13:51

see myself out. Laters.

1:13:54

Jigga, why'd

1:13:56

you do it? It

1:13:59

wasn't me. Excuse me, sorry, I left

1:14:01

my phone in here. It's a oath. I think

1:14:03

I left my phone in here. Did I put it on the table while I was

1:14:05

giving you guys the coffees to do? Well,

1:14:07

we're in here with the criminals, so they might have stole

1:14:10

it. I object. Do you steal my phone?

1:14:12

I object to the coffee guy being

1:14:14

in here this much. I

1:14:17

think it's, we shouldn't have given him coffee.

1:14:19

It's integral to what's happening right now.

1:14:21

I already have my coffee. All

1:14:23

right, okay, I don't need my phone. Fuck

1:14:25

you, all right. You know, I'm gonna hold my lawyer pack,

1:14:27

because he's about to start swinging. Hold

1:14:30

me back. All right, I'm

1:14:32

leaving. I know when I'm not fucking

1:14:34

welcome. Bye, bitch.

1:14:38

I'll admit, I did steal his phone. No.

1:14:41

And this is when I would stab him, because

1:14:44

he's committed a crime. Oh, okay, so,

1:14:46

wow. And that's how quick the interrogation

1:14:49

was.

1:14:50

By the way, I saw you had trouble

1:14:52

with my accent. Might I suggest finding

1:14:54

a reason that you can't speak

1:14:57

in the Scottish accent and then hyper focusing

1:14:59

on it so that you make it a pure part of your

1:15:01

character, even though it's not really necessary?

1:15:04

Yeah, I should have been like, I'm disguising my voice,

1:15:06

because I don't want people to know

1:15:08

that Adam Devine is playing this character

1:15:11

who is bad

1:15:13

at being a criminal, and bad at having

1:15:15

a Scottish accent. I should have

1:15:17

masked it. Yeah, but, Stefan, great

1:15:19

work. I

1:15:20

mean, you objected at one point. Yeah, that was

1:15:22

really, and to know the terminology,

1:15:24

Stefan, I thought you didn't know a lot of words,

1:15:28

because most of you do- How many words has he said around

1:15:30

you? Upwards of 11. Only 11

1:15:33

words, wow. And just how he wheezes

1:15:35

most times, and kind of falls asleep. Ooh! I

1:15:38

know, hold me back, he said those multiple times.

1:15:41

Yeah, hold me back! Only

1:15:43

eight more words. And the fact that we gave him coffee,

1:15:46

I've only seen that one other time, and I

1:15:49

don't even get me started

1:15:50

as to what happened. Right, I'm sorry I gave you,

1:15:52

and these were real coffees that I- I know. Because

1:15:55

every show I do, I take down someone's coffee order,

1:15:57

in case something like this comes up. So I

1:15:59

had them at the-

1:15:59

already but so you're all right Stefan

1:16:02

I mean I have a triple tall I'm doing fantastic

1:16:04

okay and mr. Singh I'm sorry you were kind

1:16:06

of left out of that side line yeah

1:16:08

that was no problem for me

1:16:10

I feel like we're tired of talking to you mr.

1:16:12

Singh really I'll tell you what

1:16:15

I'm tired of being here I'm

1:16:17

tired of me I'll

1:16:21

never be me again

1:16:25

hey that's a great thing about America you can just change

1:16:27

your identity yeah you know this one's

1:16:29

brand new wait wait a minute this

1:16:35

guy's committed a crime I think Oh

1:16:37

shadow vision shadow are you clocking this guy yeah

1:16:39

yeah I take putting away better go on

1:16:42

the wall oh my god it's a receipt

1:16:44

for a knife

1:16:45

that was I'm I have an audition

1:16:47

for a hometown buffet later I have

1:16:50

an audition for home down buffet is that right

1:16:52

to be in a commercial for it or are they

1:16:54

only to work there to work at the carving

1:16:57

station it seems like a lie shadow

1:16:59

vision yeah yeah it seems like a

1:17:01

dangerous lie what do you think kill

1:17:03

me with your katana please all right

1:17:06

but

1:17:06

just know you're on thin ice and at

1:17:08

any moment

1:17:11

you can kill your side he never

1:17:13

mentioned the side it's a technicality excuse

1:17:15

me I have to tie my shoes

1:17:18

real quick oh

1:17:20

my god

1:17:25

describe what's happening I said

1:17:31

I'm sorry this man is so annoying wow what

1:17:34

an eventful show that was kind of wow

1:17:46

that wasn't expected I just came here to talk

1:17:48

about the number one global I know on

1:17:50

Netflix the outlaws that's what happens

1:17:52

when body starts laughing yeah doing the

1:17:55

wild thing yeah

1:17:55

we are running out of time though guys I'm afraid

1:17:59

we only have time for one final feature that is of course

1:18:01

a little something called Plugz.

1:18:14

Yeah, hey, yeah, absolutely. Oh,

1:18:31

yeah, very nice. That was just right. Oh,

1:18:34

there's more. There's

1:18:37

a whole coda. They really take us on a

1:18:39

ride. Nice.

1:18:43

I have it on good authority it's over now, but

1:18:46

that was just right for your britches by Coldplay.

1:18:49

Loved it. Wanna just stress it's

1:18:51

not cold to play, it's Coldplay. Oh,

1:18:54

it was a Coldplay. You thought it was Coldplay?

1:18:56

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just here's kind of the vibe

1:18:58

it gave, and then- He mentions Jesus a lot

1:19:01

in his Coldplay songs. Yeah.

1:19:04

All right, what do we plug in? Adam, obviously,

1:19:06

you got so much to plug, but just- Like what?

1:19:09

Well, you have the movie, the Outlaws,

1:19:11

I would think. Number one, Globally? I

1:19:14

guess we could talk about that. Yeah, well, I mean, well,

1:19:16

yeah, I guess, yeah, might as well tune

1:19:19

into that if you have it yet. Yeah.

1:19:22

And then The Righteous Jamstones on HBO

1:19:24

every Sunday.

1:19:25

And I think on my

1:19:27

podcast, this is important that I do with the Workaholics

1:19:30

guys. Yeah, how about you guys have been doing that for

1:19:32

a long time? Yeah, a few years now. Yeah.

1:19:35

So I feel like maybe

1:19:37

in the next month or two, we'll start to get good

1:19:39

at it. And

1:19:42

we're going to do a bunch of live shows coming up. Oh,

1:19:44

wow.

1:19:45

Now, has Anders told you about the day that

1:19:47

he showed up on the wrong day to do this show and

1:19:50

came walking down my stairs.

1:19:55

He tells everyone, especially when they're having podcasts

1:19:57

at their home, when he shows up days

1:19:59

to lurk and hide in the

1:20:02

bushes. I gotta say, I expected

1:20:05

him to be like, well, look, I came on the day I

1:20:07

thought it was, because he got the wrong day from his people.

1:20:09

And I expected him to be like, well, I'm not coming

1:20:11

back. And I have the same people,

1:20:14

and I feel like they must

1:20:16

like me better, because they told me the right day.

1:20:19

You guys were prepared. No,

1:20:22

I didn't say, what the fuck are you doing here,

1:20:24

to you, because you were here on the right day. I'm

1:20:27

like, why are you peeking through the curtains?

1:20:32

And Mr. Singh, do we talk

1:20:34

to you again, or are you dead, I can't

1:20:36

tell. Who cares? All right, Stefan,

1:20:38

do you wanna plug anything? I would

1:20:40

like to plug my favorite podcast,

1:20:43

The Teacher's Lounge.

1:20:44

Oh, that's a great show. That's a great

1:20:46

show. Our new podcast, Man

1:20:48

Dog Pod. Okay, and what

1:20:50

is that again? It's another improv podcast

1:20:53

that the world needs. Okay, very

1:20:55

good. Yeah, a lot of podcasts.

1:20:57

And then Shadow Vision, what do you wanna plug? Anything

1:20:59

to plug here? Yes, Shadow

1:21:02

Vision has a few things to plug. If

1:21:04

you're in the LA area, I'd say every

1:21:07

first Friday, you can check out The Big Team. First

1:21:09

Friday of what, the year? Of the

1:21:11

first Friday every month. Okay,

1:21:14

it's a monthly thing. This makes more

1:21:16

sense. Usually paired with The Smooks,

1:21:19

and you can listen to Max Film, and

1:21:23

Goth, which is a new tabletop RPG

1:21:25

podcast. I'm

1:21:28

gonna trick my friends into rolling dice. I

1:21:30

mean, this guy, if you want,

1:21:32

he was gonna trick his friends. Oh, I like that guy.

1:21:35

Okay, great. All right, and I wanna plug,

1:21:37

hey, the Comedy Bang Bang book, it's

1:21:40

out there. Hey, number four on

1:21:42

the New York Times Best Seller list. Thank you

1:21:44

so much to the fans. Global. Global? Well,

1:21:46

no, probably just the US, but. Domestic.

1:21:48

Thank you. But

1:21:50

yeah, it's still out there, and

1:21:53

you can get any information about it at cbbworld.com

1:21:56

slash book. But while you're

1:21:58

at CBB World, we have some great stuff over there.

1:21:59

We have CBB Presents,

1:22:02

which features people who are on this show doing

1:22:04

their own shows. So Randy Snotz has

1:22:06

his own show and so

1:22:09

many great shows over there as well. Scott hasn't seen

1:22:11

where we watch movies I haven't seen. And we just

1:22:13

watched The Babadook with Megan Amram,

1:22:16

her favorite movie. And

1:22:19

so much over there. Go head over

1:22:21

to CBBworld.com. And

1:22:23

if you subscribe for a year, you get two months free. All

1:22:25

right, let's close up the old plug bag. Love it. Oh,

1:22:28

no.

1:22:29

Doors are made for closing.

1:22:33

So we take them up and

1:22:35

shut them tight. And then

1:22:37

doors are made for locking.

1:22:41

So we take our key

1:22:43

and make it right. We turn

1:22:45

it to the right. Oh, no. That

1:22:48

unlocked it. Oh, my

1:22:50

God. Becky, look at her butt. Okay,

1:22:53

now. Oh, my God. Becky,

1:22:56

look at her butt. Okay, now. Oh,

1:22:58

my God. Becky, look at

1:23:00

this butt. Okay, now. Oh, my

1:23:02

God. Becky, look at

1:23:05

her butt. Okay, now. Oh, my

1:23:07

God. Look at every one butt.

1:23:09

Okay, now. Oh, my God. Becky,

1:23:12

look at her butt. We

1:23:14

don't stop until we get the same

1:23:15

word for that. Ready? Oh,

1:23:18

yeah. Very nice. That was bumper worthy.

1:23:20

I can imagine him singing that. Yep. Yeah.

1:23:22

And I'm planning on putting that at the

1:23:25

flagpole over at Peacock. Yeah. Run

1:23:27

that up to Mr. Peacock

1:23:29

himself with his big

1:23:31

colorful tail. Yep.

1:23:35

Mr. Peacock with his big colorful

1:23:37

tail. He's going to be hearing from my lawyers,

1:23:39

seeing if we can get a spin-off show

1:23:41

about that. Yes. Shadow Vision. Oh,

1:23:44

yes. I noticed we closed it open. Let's open

1:23:46

it because I forgot to mention this. Also Twisted Metal

1:23:48

on Peacock. Oh, yeah. That's

1:23:50

coming out. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go watch that. Have

1:23:53

a real Peacock fest, you know. Yeah,

1:23:55

but what a great- Cocked. What a great

1:23:57

night to watch Twisted Metal and Bumper and Burly.

1:23:59

in back to back. That's a fun ride. Oh

1:24:02

my god. I love that. Invite

1:24:04

your family over. I'm

1:24:06

sure they're staying in a hotel nearby. Yeah,

1:24:08

with some M&Ms. Just

1:24:11

salty and sweet. What a night. Twisted

1:24:13

metal

1:24:14

and bumper. That's right. Two

1:24:17

great things that go so well together. All

1:24:20

right. Guys, I want to thank you so much.

1:24:22

Adam, always a pleasure to see you. Thank you so much for

1:24:25

doing this again. And Stefan,

1:24:30

are you dead or is Mr. Singh dead? I can't remember

1:24:32

who guys. I think doing both. I couldn't

1:24:34

quite tell what was happening. Yeah, it was

1:24:36

confusing. They

1:24:38

both kind of have the same very similar voice.

1:24:40

Very similar voice, but that happens. Look, Adam

1:24:43

Scott and I have very similar voices.

1:24:44

So yeah, it happens more often than you would think.

1:24:47

Yeah, and. Andy Richter and myself. Yeah,

1:24:50

and Shadow Vision and Jonesy Jonesy. It

1:24:54

happens a lot. It happens so much

1:24:56

that when it happens on this show, we

1:24:58

shouldn't think it's weird. Yeah, we shouldn't. All

1:25:00

right. Well, thanks so much to you,

1:25:02

Shadow Vision, and good luck with all of your

1:25:06

things that you do. And you're being from

1:25:08

Scotland and all that in the article that recently

1:25:10

revealed that you were from Scotland. Very important to everything

1:25:12

that we talked about here. Thank you so much

1:25:14

for being here.

1:25:16

Yeah, yes, thank you.

1:25:18

Honestly, I shouldn't have mentioned it since the whole

1:25:20

thing was that I didn't like that was mentioned for

1:25:23

that. I was from school. Okay, we got it. We got it. We

1:25:25

got it. All right. Just wanted

1:25:27

to make sure. Can I clarify something? Yeah,

1:25:29

what's going on? Oh, never mind. Stephon, what?

1:25:32

Never mind. Why interrupt it? Just

1:25:34

put me in the grave. You

1:25:37

want us to dig it? Look, I don't

1:25:39

want anyone buried here at my place. Come

1:25:41

on, just one. It's so

1:25:43

nice. All right, you can be buried here in my backyard.

1:25:46

Yes, you just have a little graveyard here. Okay.

1:25:49

Maybe two. Oh, Mr.

1:25:51

Singh, you're dying too. Bury me

1:25:53

in your yard. Put two

1:25:56

dead bodies in your yard. All right, all right.

1:25:58

We'll see you next time. Thanks. Bye. messenger