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come on. Welcome to

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2:54

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang for another week. My

2:57

name is Scott Aucherman, and we have

2:59

an incredible show for you. A little

3:01

bit later in the show, we have

3:04

a married couple.

3:06

That's very exciting. And then we have

3:09

a couple of people who aren't married, but

3:11

they spend quite a bit of

3:13

time together. We have a film director, as

3:16

well as someone

3:18

that he works with. So that'll be an

3:20

exciting show for you a little later coming

3:22

up on the show. But before we get

3:24

to those, the stars are

3:26

back, baby. The

3:28

stars are back on Comedy Bang Bang. Look at

3:30

this. Look at what's in front of me. I

3:32

can't believe it either. I mean, when was the

3:34

last time you were on the show?

3:37

It's been years. We were to

3:39

that, is he mad at me

3:41

phase? No. Yeah, that's my own

3:43

insecurity, though. I was mad at

3:45

you, but we'll talk about that

3:47

in a second. No, I don't

3:49

get jokes. He is a wonderful

3:51

stand-up comedian. There's a technical term that we

3:53

use called the best in the biz. He's

3:56

one of those, which it's hard to have

3:58

more than one. One best. No,

4:00

I'm the goat. You're the goat. Really? Now,

4:03

we're not talking greatest fall time. You're the

4:05

guy everyone shits on, right? I'm

4:08

goat-like. Oh really? Uh,

4:10

he has uh, uh innumerable

4:12

specials, but a new one is out

4:14

there right now on youtube called domestic

4:16

short hair Just came out on youtube.

4:19

Very exciting. I watched it earlier today. I'm

4:21

here to tell you it's a wonderful special

4:23

Please welcome back to the show. Todd Barry.

4:25

Hello, Todd. Hey everyone. How are you doing?

4:27

Uh, they're doing fun. Don't worry about the listeners.

4:30

Don't worry about them. I'll take care of them

4:32

You just worry about yourself. How are you doing?

4:34

I'm doing okay, man. Really? Just okay. Yeah, you

4:36

know It's uh sunny first sunny day since i've

4:38

been here And um

4:40

happy to talk about the weather right? Sure.

4:42

The weather has been pounding the southland. Do

4:45

you agree the southland? Yeah,

4:48

you guys got hit hard. I some fights

4:50

cancelled at the oh my god. Yeah, I

4:52

mean poor baby Every day

4:54

in other places of the world. All right happens two

4:57

days of the year and we got very

4:59

freaked out I know thank god for those really

5:01

lenient cancellation policies with the

5:03

airlines Um,

5:06

you uh, Todd we we've

5:08

known each other for a long time uh,

5:11

I uh, we've hung out a bit in your home

5:13

city, new york because uh, here's here's what used to

5:15

happen when I used to work I used to have

5:18

a television show and uh,

5:20

the the network Uh would

5:22

would call me out there once or twice a year

5:24

and i'd spend some time in new york And

5:26

the great thing about when you have a network show is they

5:28

it's all in the contracts They have to fly you business class.

5:31

They have to put you up at like a nice hotel But

5:33

then the other part that's in the contract is they have to

5:35

give you this per diem Um,

5:38

but the per diem is not like them

5:40

giving you cash. It's like it's all in

5:42

the hotel bar and restaurant So

5:44

I would get like hundreds of dollars a day that

5:46

you can only spend in the in the hotel bar

5:49

and restaurant So i'd say hmm who

5:51

wants a free lunch? I would say

5:53

tod berry does really I do not recall once eating

5:55

lunch with you I recall me all the time. I

5:57

would always say I have a per diem come out

5:59

and meet me I think i'm the wrong guest.

6:01

I think you're confused. You would always do this. This person

6:03

you I remember eating lunch with you After

6:05

you did my now defunct podcast that was

6:08

downstairs for your place. Yeah, it's my old

6:10

place but uh Yeah,

6:12

yeah. No you cut you you would I remember one

6:14

time in particular you came out to the london hotel

6:17

And part of the problem with the london hotel

6:19

is it's like a hotel that caters to english

6:21

people And so we were like, okay two for

6:23

lunch. They're like, no, no, no, we don't have

6:25

lunch. We have high tea Is

6:29

are you making shit up? I

6:33

love the fact that that us spending time together

6:35

left little to no impression upon I know especially

6:37

when it's like you buying me lunch. I know

6:40

I should just I here let's do it again

6:42

Oh, yeah, those are good times man. Thank you.

6:45

I hope I thank you enough for those. I

6:47

also mentioned that we saw a super bowl Uh

6:49

a broadcast one we didn't go to the actual

6:51

super bowl in 2002 together and you had no

6:53

recollection of that either Well, you thought it was

6:55

at my house, which seemed very unlikely that I

6:57

would be like Hey everyone come over to Todd

6:59

Barry's house to watch the super bowl Yeah,

7:01

who and usually I find out the super

7:03

bowl like the day I find out there's the super bowl There

7:05

were only five of us and you were one of them. Yeah,

7:08

I think we I definitely think we were together Okay,

7:10

thank you for I remember this but okay

7:12

This is the most contentious interview of them

7:14

in a long time truly

7:18

This is like gourvy dal and the uh gay

7:21

talice or whatever I

7:23

would have gone frost nixon. Oh, yeah frost nixon. Sure.

7:26

Um, I thought you were going gourvy

7:29

bush for a second Because uh, they had

7:31

of course those wonderful I

7:33

don't want to elevate half my fan base Yeah,

7:36

i'm sure Um, Todd you

7:38

have a new special out. It's called domestic

7:40

short hair and uh, I I watched this

7:43

special So I know why it's called that

7:46

Uh, but really when you you know when

7:48

you're interviewing a stand-up comedian and yes stars

7:50

are back But primarily they're stand-up comedians and

7:52

they're here to plug their specials and there's

7:54

not really a lot of questions I

7:57

as an interviewer can ask about a stand-up special. It's like is

7:59

it funny? Yeah I watch it. It's

8:01

great. But why do you call it that? That's the one

8:03

question that we as interviewers have Why do you well, it's

8:05

something that comes up in one of the jokes and I

8:07

just said ooh Yeah, I get these little

8:10

cuz titles are always something I'll agonize over but this

8:12

was just like oh, I think I know I'm calling

8:14

It yeah the minute you said it on stage not

8:16

necessarily but the minute I was looking for titles I

8:18

was like was there anything I can find it because

8:21

I don't usually do something from my act and

8:23

then people go wise you Call your special spicy,

8:25

honey Because I was in a Kroger's in

8:27

Ohio and I saw spicy, honey barbecue sauce. I Had

8:31

a meeting with Netflix when I had my special spicy

8:33

and they like oh, we thought there's gonna be like

8:35

a 20-minute story about One

8:38

second Barbecue sauce

8:40

it was spicy honey flavored. So you're

8:43

not one for titling your special something

8:45

thematic that now now now I am

8:48

But to your point. Oh,

8:50

no, so yes, it was just something that came up

8:52

in the it's a you're referencing a cat Yes,

8:55

I'm proving that I watched it by the way, holy

8:57

shit There's no

8:59

way you could have come up with that

9:01

really obscure reference I

9:05

also took a little umbridge at one of the jokes Yeah,

9:08

you you you mentioned me

9:10

by name in the in

9:13

the act not my last name But you

9:15

use my first name in one of your jokes. I

9:17

was wondering if he was about me the person apologizing

9:20

to you Oh, no, Scott's

9:22

a very common name not as common as you

9:24

would think I suddenly felt very called out Was

9:28

it me apologizing to you based

9:30

on my history with you I'm guessing that It's

9:35

not your thing I think apologies thinking

9:37

accountability The accountability or whatever all because

9:40

I remember inviting you to a free

9:42

lunch and you don't I'm gaslighting you

9:44

brother Well,

9:48

it's a great special I was you know, even

9:51

someone is tired of stand-up comedy and just the art of

9:53

it I Thank

9:55

you. I there. There are a few stand-up

9:58

comedians who are just so good good that they can

10:01

just get me in the mood right away. And

10:04

I was laughing my little ass off the

10:06

entire time. And it's great. Were

10:08

you doing anything? Thank you. Were you doing anything else

10:10

while you were watching? No I wasn't. I was watching

10:12

it on my phone though as the filmmaker intended. From

10:17

a text link that you provided. I

10:19

did. You know, I could have taken it to the next

10:21

level and said I bet there's a way to find this

10:23

on another. Well, all the power is out

10:25

here. I really prefer to use this link from the

10:28

source that you got this link from. No,

10:31

but I did, I'll tell you what I

10:33

didn't do. I didn't like glance a text

10:35

or anything. I went full screen. Really? Fully

10:38

focused. Full screen and I lay down in bed.

10:40

Oh my God. And I watched it in

10:43

a reclining position. That's

10:45

dangerous. Because one

10:47

could choke presumably? No, no, no. From

10:49

laughter? One could fall asleep from

10:51

not laughter. So

10:53

something in between is what you really wanted.

10:56

Laughter but not choking but not falling asleep.

10:59

I don't want people to literally die or sleep, but I

11:01

don't want them to like it too much. Todd, you're a

11:03

road dog. Has anyone ever passed away during one of your

11:05

shows? No I've had people,

11:08

I'm trying to think, no I don't think so. I've

11:10

had people pass out. Sure. From

11:12

laughing too hard. And

11:15

or being drunk. Or being drunk. Or

11:17

yeah, or being safe. Yeah,

11:20

have you ever had like a medical emergency where they needed

11:22

to stop the show and all that? Yeah,

11:25

there was once in Seattle, this guy

11:27

passed out and I kind of like stopped

11:29

and I said, look, is this guy gonna

11:31

be all right? And then someone wrote

11:33

me a long note like, you handled that so

11:35

beautifully. What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm

11:38

just gonna go up to my old Navy joke

11:40

while this guy passed out in front of me. That

11:42

reminded me. That was a good joke. Can I hear that

11:44

old Navy joke? I don't remember it. You

11:47

don't remember. Do you just forget your jokes like the minute you

11:49

put them all on a vessel or something? There's just so many

11:51

good ones it's hard to keep track. Yeah. Oh

11:53

that was awful. What's, realistically though, if you

11:56

were to rank your three best jokes, you

11:58

don't have to do the jokes. But

12:00

the subject matter, what are your three best jokes?

12:02

I like the joke off the new special

12:05

about the cabinet salesman. Do

12:07

you remember that one? That I

12:09

like, that one. Based on

12:11

a Crowdwork piece, originally, presumably,

12:14

inletly relying. Yes, and it's rare

12:16

that Crowdwork turns into a perfectly

12:18

crafted material, but this case that

12:20

it is. It's a lot

12:22

like a Broadway musical, first starting out

12:24

as a movie, and then going

12:26

back to being a movie again. Maybe

12:29

it goes back to being Crowdwork. Yeah, maybe.

12:31

I will track down this guy. Well,

12:33

you say he came to the edge of it. He

12:35

should just show up. He showed up to my

12:38

show recently and had a t-shirt that said, Cabin

12:40

itself. He's becoming a little ... I

12:43

mean, it is pretty funny to be like ... because

12:45

he sat there and watched me

12:47

do this joke, not knowing I did a joke about him.

12:49

Right. I mean, that's got to be a fucking

12:51

thrill, man. My

12:54

left, he's profanity. Oh, yeah. Definitely. Except

12:56

for that one. Would

12:58

you apologize to our audience, please? Sorry for

13:01

the F-bomb. There

13:04

is a hanging thread in the special I wanted to

13:06

ask you about now that I'm singing you personally. You

13:09

tell a wonderful bit of

13:11

business about a certain restaurant

13:13

you were at and the Italian dressing.

13:16

Oh, yeah. That's a good joke, too. That's

13:19

a great joke. What

13:21

you don't do is follow up with the quality of

13:24

the Italian dressing once you actually ordered it and

13:26

ate it. Believe

13:28

it or not, you're not the first person to ask me

13:30

that. It's like 10 people

13:33

who have muted on Twitter since have asked me

13:35

that. It is a

13:37

big moment in the special. You're laughing, you're laughing, you're

13:39

laughing, and then you want a little resolution about how

13:41

that ... but I would imagine it's not funny. I

13:43

just wanted to ask you. It's not funny, and

13:45

I don't remember the true answer

13:48

to it. Is the

13:50

whole thing fake? Is this a Hassan

13:52

Minaj kind of situation where you never

13:55

actually ordered a salad? I ordered a

13:57

salad today. And

13:59

then this other day ... happened today. You have

14:02

a very busy life and you're able to spin it

14:04

into comedic gold. Our material that I wrote today. It

14:06

is interesting

14:08

because a lot of material deals

14:11

with post-COVID.

14:14

There's a lot of COVID

14:16

material which I was kind of surprised by because

14:18

you know we're sort of out of COVID. Well

14:20

this special was filmed a little, it took a

14:22

while to get it out there. I see. Do

14:24

you think I should have cut that out? No,

14:27

I loved it because it was retro again. Okay.

14:30

But every COVID sort of

14:32

denier type person, if

14:34

they see you do a COVID joke, they're just like, it

14:36

was nine hours of COVID material. It was four minutes.

14:39

Yeah, well I mean I would say it was more

14:41

around ten. You think that? Yeah, I think it was

14:43

about ten minutes. But I mean some of it was

14:45

tangentially not really COVID material.

14:47

But it was great because I feel like everyone, every

14:49

stand of comedian kind of like ignored it while it

14:51

was happening and then didn't put out a special and

14:53

here you were diving into it and

14:56

actually telling really great like

14:58

a ten minute COVID chunk about what happened

15:01

to you during COVID. You really trying to

15:03

make it sound like it was ten minutes.

15:05

During the break we're gonna time this. But

15:10

in any case, yeah I did. There's some COVID jokes. You're

15:12

getting really upset with me about saying it. No, I'm mad

15:14

at myself. I'm mad

15:16

at myself. For doing this

15:18

interview? No, well yeah. But right

15:21

now that's not what I'm thinking about. No,

15:23

I'm thinking about like because I was thinking I should

15:25

have cut those COVID jokes. No, I love them. But

15:27

then again they're easy jokes to take

15:29

in regardless of your stance on

15:32

it. No, truly I was

15:34

like, oh it's refreshing to hear about

15:36

this period of your life because most comedians

15:39

are like, okay we're past this. Yeah, yeah.

15:41

You know and don't even want to talk

15:43

about it. Don't get past this and half

15:45

of them are half COVID. While being past

15:48

it. Well

15:50

it's a great special domestic show here and

15:52

it's out there for free on YouTube but

15:54

people can also buy it. Yeah, you could

15:57

stream it on there's a little visual portion

15:59

at the end. end. Do you remember that? Where

16:02

the credits are going? I watched

16:05

all the way up to the special thanks. I'm

16:07

gonna admit that I saw... No,

16:09

no, no. There was this like a slideshow.

16:11

Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. So

16:13

you could listen to it on Spotify. You can download

16:15

it on, I guess, iTunes and Amazon, I think. I

16:18

don't know. But one can watch it for free on

16:20

YouTube. You'd like to not

16:23

give money for something you don't

16:25

need to buy. Who likes doing that?

16:28

Not me. I prefer to pay. And if

16:30

you don't support art, then you can just watch it for free

16:32

on YouTube. Right? But

16:35

you're here right now. I am here.

16:37

You're begging your audience to pay for

16:39

it. Yeah, I want to pay for

16:41

it, man. Those Spotify residuals. Bought my

16:43

third house with them. It's

16:46

a great special. It's very fun. And it's

16:48

not even an hour, which is great. It's

16:50

like five minutes or something like that, which

16:52

is good. I take a look at that

16:54

time and I go like, oh, thank God.

16:56

Yeah, I don't think that hour thing

16:58

can't, I don't think people care because most people aren't

17:01

going to watch a full hour anyway. Exactly. I mean,

17:03

you being case in point. What do

17:05

you, I, because I turned it off at the special

17:07

thanks 20 seconds to the end.

17:09

You were my special thanks though. That's what I wanted you

17:11

to see. I would know. I checked out the special thanks

17:13

to see if I was in there for all these fucking

17:15

meals I bought you. And guess

17:17

what? You don't even fucking remember them. Let's,

17:21

the next 10 dinners and meals you buy me,

17:23

I will remember. Okay. Wait, is

17:25

this like a punch card situation where you pay

17:27

for the 10th one? Yeah. All

17:29

right. Well, we need to get to our next guest. Todd Berry is

17:31

here bringing his electric energy. Can I

17:33

chime in? Am I allowed to chime in? Of course you're

17:35

allowed to chime in. I would just make you sit here.

17:37

Yeah, that'd be crazy. Like

17:40

you did during these lunches, not talking to me.

17:42

It'd be a terrible use of my skills. Just

17:44

fill your fucking mouth full of food, free food,

17:46

and just then like giving me a cursory, just

17:48

goodbye, and walking. Yeah,

17:51

I just like whacked on the table. Thanks.

17:56

You got this? Thanks. I

18:00

know it's a chore to go all the way up to,

18:02

I feel like that was all the way up to like

18:04

60th Street or something like that. Yeah, if it was that

18:06

far, it was definitely a chore. But

18:08

that's no, I took it to mean that's just how much

18:10

you wanted this free meal. I did. I

18:12

mean, this meal that you claim happened, I would

18:15

have gone to 60th Street for. Well,

18:18

it's wonderful to have you, Tom. Thank you for having me.

18:20

Please chime in. I will. Not

18:23

continually, but at sort of the languid

18:25

pace that you normally do. No, I'm not

18:27

going to take over, don't worry. Okay, great.

18:30

We do need to get to our next guest. They're a

18:32

married couple. Have you ever met a married couple, Tom? I

18:34

have. I have met a few. Yeah. Yeah.

18:37

Yeah. You ever been close to

18:39

popping that big question? I thought I was possibly close

18:41

with my most recent girlfriend, but we're not together. You

18:44

mentioned her in the special and I'm so sorry. I did, yeah. Yeah.

18:47

That's a good way to guarantee you're going to break up, as mentioned. Talk

18:51

about something, kind of timestamp it, and then you're like,

18:53

this isn't going to be over before. Well,

18:56

I'm sorry to hear that. Thank you for having me. Are

18:58

you planning popping the big queue?

19:00

I at least thought about it. Yeah. Where

19:03

did you imagine it happening? I don't know. I

19:06

was trying to think like, oh man, what's the crazy way? I

19:08

mean, an improv comedy club.

19:10

No, I was going to have the MC

19:12

bring me up. Oh, we

19:14

got a guy named Todd who wants to ask someone something.

19:18

I don't know. It didn't get that

19:20

far. I understand. Yeah. You know,

19:23

when I worked at the Olive Garden, I have a lot of people popping

19:25

the question there. Isn't that sad? But

19:28

when you're there, you're family. Wow.

19:31

I just did that Family Feud show. Oh, I'm

19:34

sorry. My segment's done. No, no. I

19:36

really want to hear about this Family Feud show you

19:38

did. The Family Feud show I did

19:40

in San Francisco just a couple of days ago. We

19:43

won, and one of my prizes was the $50

19:45

Olive Garden gift card. I got one of those

19:47

as well. I have not casted in yet, and

19:49

I did the show probably a year and a

19:51

half ago. I can't wait to be on the

19:53

road. Oh yeah, this is going to be great.

19:55

I mean, I can only imagine you have spent

19:58

quite a few lunches there. Now I have higher highbrow

20:00

taste but would you take me out to lunch at

20:02

this with this big Olive Garden gift certificate?

20:05

I would I would do that. All right, I don't know

20:07

that I have time to do this, but We'll

20:10

try to set something up for the next time you're in

20:12

town. Okay. All right, we need to get to our next

20:14

guest They are a married couple Please

20:16

welcome Bob and Liz Faye check. Are you?

20:19

Hello. Hi guys, and the mics

20:22

are on. Yeah, great and they're on for you, too

20:24

Say I'm for you Bob. I'm hearing you through

20:26

these things right? Oh, this is fun. I hear

20:28

him there and here great. Yes Thank

20:31

you. Hi. So nice to meet you. This is

20:33

Todd Barry Hi, Mary couple

20:35

gotta guys big fan of all the weather

20:37

talk we started with that's one of my

20:40

favorite conversations the LA rain Yeah,

20:42

where are you from? Are you Minnesota?

20:44

Yeah, Minnesota? More than rain,

20:47

but how do you have any leaks? Mm-hmm? I

20:49

look around for leaks. What about water by by

20:51

where your feet come in Scott? Did you check

20:53

there no water there? There is some in the

20:55

glasses here in front of us. That's okay. That's alarming

20:57

Yeah, no, no, that's okay. You haven't been in a

20:59

drought since September, which is pretty exciting Why

21:02

are you we've been watching that? Yeah, why

21:04

are you why is this important to you?

21:06

Well, our son Casey Faye, he's a he's

21:08

a fan of the the program here. Oh,

21:10

you live here. Mm-hmm He lives here. Yeah.

21:12

No, I know Casey Faye and he doesn't

21:14

call us very often We figure come on

21:16

to a podcast that he'll listen to and

21:18

we can just talk directly to him We

21:21

can kind of update him cuz he's so busy doesn't have

21:23

that many boy. He's a local I

21:26

guess an improviser actor. Yeah, we don't

21:28

understand most of the stuff He's talking

21:30

about the people the locations he performs

21:33

in a theater says the theater doesn't

21:35

make money on the shows only the classes I don't know. I've

21:37

been there. I think they make money on the shows, too Yeah

21:40

The teachers make a little bit of money But then they

21:42

they make up for it in the dating the students part

21:44

of it Well wouldn't I from what I understand of him

21:46

he says he wouldn't know what you're talking about Sure

21:51

I would take that as word of it, right? So let's move on

21:53

to The first you

21:55

know, we've been we just went on a drive

21:57

to sock rapids, Minnesota went to see a Celtic

21:59

choir So sorry, so sorry Scott Todd you

22:01

can hear this but this is intended for Casey,

22:04

right? Okay, I look if I you

22:06

know, I know him as a performer. I don't know if I

22:08

know him as a listener Well, we just don't want to catch

22:10

up so you can you can you can hear this But

22:12

this is them the stuff that we normally would think

22:15

this is your intended audience. Yeah Yeah,

22:17

that might be fun for who knows Casey. You know

22:19

how much dad and I love spot and license plates.

22:21

Oh my god Oh, do we see

22:23

some amazing ones? Tell them well, not just the

22:26

ones you think not just Iowa, Wisconsin You know

22:28

not we saw a main

22:30

license plate inside Here's

22:33

the one that got me Casey Casey we

22:35

saw yes Do you know which one the land

22:37

of enchantment is because your dad didn't know didn't know you

22:39

didn't know which one the land of enchantment Is

22:42

new Mexico the most beautiful light? It's a

22:44

really good one It's not everything red and

22:47

what's yellow with some red pops I'd say

22:49

Oh beautiful. So you should check that one

22:51

out Scott have

22:53

you seen that one? No, but

22:55

I guess I could do a Google image

22:57

search or do I oh no, you know,

22:59

you want to see it in the wild You're gonna

23:01

come to you if you spoil that I'll

23:03

tell you what don't do that That's like knowing the

23:06

end of a really good movie You want to be

23:08

out on the road and all of a sudden see

23:10

a land of enchantment go by it's got turquoise Mmm,

23:12

I mean, I don't want to give too much away.

23:14

It's a so yeah, it's like knowing the

23:17

end to Fast and Furious presents Hobbs and

23:19

Shaw For instance, please don't tell

23:21

me we've been waiting to watch that one with Casey. He

23:23

always shows us You know, what's fun is he brings home

23:26

screeners? Oh, yeah. Yeah, not a greeners

23:28

Yeah, screeners are the the things that

23:30

the the studio send to guild members

23:32

because we vote in the award I don't know about

23:34

all that the number comes up on the screen. It

23:36

perfectly looks bad It's an interest.

23:38

My mother doesn't like them because you can't turn

23:41

on the subtitles. Sure. Yeah. Yeah I'm not a

23:43

big in order to oh our subtitles are

23:45

always on Casey helped him help us get him

23:47

on the last time He was home and now we

23:49

can't get him off. You can't figure out the remote. It's

23:52

good for us to stretch our eyes Yeah,

23:54

I like reading more than watching honestly. Yeah,

23:56

he's a big reader. Oh, really? What do

23:58

you like to read? Oh books.

24:01

Yeah sure. Harper's Bazaar, you

24:04

know, whatever. I think anything that

24:06

is that I can hold in my hands. I

24:10

like reading holiday letters. Mmm.

24:12

I save them up. That is good. I

24:14

did remind me of email forwards. I do

24:16

love email forwards. Casey, if you sent, if

24:18

you read the one I sent recently, oh

24:21

boy. Well it was a joke. So this

24:23

is it's not what I actually believe. I

24:25

probably didn't because it's a little, it

24:28

says, well here's again

24:30

a joke, honey I promise it's a joke,

24:32

but it said, it said, the end of

24:35

every argument, a woman's gonna end every argument.

24:37

Because if you say anything after that, it's

24:39

the start of a new argument. It was

24:41

a forward. I know. Don't send that. That's

24:44

not good advice. Well, it wasn't for forwards.

24:46

I don't know what we do with email.

24:48

You know. I get too

24:50

many. I don't know what to do. I open

24:52

my inbox and I have a thousand. They're mostly

24:54

coupons. Sure, yeah. But I don't know how to

24:56

stop getting them. And so then it makes me

24:58

very upset when I open up the screen. It's

25:00

such a big number. You could just I guess turn

25:02

off your computer or throw it out the window or something like

25:04

that. I mean. God. Sure. Yeah. I don't know.

25:06

It took Casey a long time to set it

25:08

up for me. I don't think I could throw

25:10

it out. And he told me that actually I

25:12

needed a bigger monitor. That's true, yeah. What

25:15

size is your monitor right now? I

25:17

don't know. Yay. It's an iPad.

25:19

Yeah, it's an iPad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Strain

25:21

my eyes a little bit. So you're I mean,

25:23

these are all things that you say Casey doesn't

25:25

talk to you all that much. Oh, no. I

25:27

mean, we don't want to get to break somebody's

25:29

a busy boy. I'm pretty busy too.

25:31

I don't know why you need to be. How

25:34

long do you spend on the phone with with with your

25:36

with your mom? Sure. Per

25:38

what? Per annum? Well.

25:41

Per time you call her up, you know. Per

25:44

time I call her up. At this

25:46

point, we're doing FaceTimes with the child and

25:48

these. The very cute thing

25:50

she started doing, which is she says hi

25:52

and then bye immediately. So that's that really

25:55

wraps up the conversation about the time that

25:57

I want to spend on it. Well, okay.

25:59

So yeah, that's. But that's about that's pretty

26:01

similar, you know, just a high hour again, and we

26:03

just have a lot of things like Casey I wanted

26:05

to tell you do you know that man's not at

26:07

the church anymore? Yeah, let

26:10

me go. Let me guess. This is someone that

26:12

he hasn't heard of for 30 years. No, I'm

26:14

sure he knows man I'm always talking to him about

26:16

me. Yeah, she's just by the swank family, you know, they

26:18

always you know You know, you know what you see, you

26:20

know how they'd leave early for soccer I

26:23

guess that soccer's year-round even though it's

26:25

that cold I'm not sure

26:27

about that. Yeah, I sure I Todd

26:30

are you having the same experience I'm having what's

26:32

that? Why don't you just say

26:34

it? I? Was just

26:36

thinking about how she said coupon instead of coupon.

26:38

Okay, I guess we're not having the same experience

26:41

I just I'm getting a sense of why

26:43

you know this Your

26:46

your conversation seems to be filled with

26:48

details that are unimportant to the average

26:50

person. Oh Okay, I

26:52

would never even say that out loud even

26:55

if I had that exact thought oh He

26:57

would just eat his lunch silently Yeah,

27:00

well, you know what glazing Gazing

27:03

at me from just just below a

27:05

very high high tea sandwich. Okay, okay

27:07

You're sandwich. I mean, you know Bob and

27:10

I can take we can take feedback They're

27:12

a constructive criticism, but can I just test

27:14

this theory? Sure. Okay. I'm gonna tell you

27:16

this is what I would tell Casey Nan's

27:19

no longer at the church. You remember she used

27:21

to sit by the Swank family. They'd always leave

27:23

early for soccer I guess they had soccer year-round

27:25

actually their middle child was a pretty good midfielder

27:27

thought she could play in college But then decided

27:29

she didn't want to go to college because she

27:31

wanted to be a nurse instead and I said

27:33

that's still a type Of college but this scholarship

27:35

was for a different kind of college So she

27:37

didn't get to go to that kind of college

27:39

they sat by the Swank family man and her

27:41

eldest boy John They didn't used to bring the

27:43

younger kids because they were too rowdy Anyway, the

27:45

the priest asked her to forge a signature so

27:47

that they could get extra buses to take

27:50

the confirmation Classes out on a trip

27:52

to get Baskin Robbins and I said this is

27:54

the wrong time of year for Baskin Robbins Anyway,

27:56

and the end said I don't know he wants

27:58

the buses to take them. They're not Even the

28:00

kids getting confirmed Scott there the kids who are getting

28:02

confirmed next year But they want them to bond because

28:04

it's a big deal, you know, you remember Casey So

28:07

anyway, they couldn't get multiple vans. They tried to

28:09

sign it off. She didn't want to forge your

28:12

signature. So now they're Lutheran I

28:14

don't know Scott. What am I supposed to cut from that? I

28:17

you're right. I mean it

28:19

was I was tight. I was very tight. It was tight

28:21

It was it was I'm not gonna insult you by saying

28:23

it was almost ten minutes like I had sold to Todd

28:25

here but it's I Look,

28:28

I like about eight to twelve

28:31

minutes on Covid myself What

28:37

was it like the first time you flew I mean

28:40

that alone How do you get from that a to be

28:42

remember when we did the we wipe our groceries

28:44

remember when we wiped our groceries? I thought as

28:46

a great joke about wiping things down in a

28:48

special. So Can

28:50

you can I pay you for this mister pay

28:53

me for what for this art you

28:55

created? I prefer to pay you. Yeah,

28:58

I get it on iTunes. Okay on

29:00

Amazon. Yeah, perhaps maybe I know It's

29:02

my login. Maybe will you will you

29:04

reply all to your last forward? Yeah, Casey

29:06

and ask him if we can bury Joe.

29:09

Yeah, I've down groceries. I buried Joe

29:11

question mark how to get in past

29:13

Okay, look guys I'm

29:15

afraid we're running up on the the bad side of

29:17

a break here, but So

29:19

we're gonna have to go to a commercial here So

29:21

I sensed you launching into another big long thing and

29:23

I well We're just gonna we figured we could maybe

29:26

you know connect with you a little bit more We

29:28

could talk about LA celebrities if that I don't I

29:31

Look stars are back sure but we can talk

29:33

about that during the break. Great Why

29:35

don't we take a break and when we come back? We'll

29:37

sort of regroup Do you need me to get any

29:40

snacks in the break or no, man, I'd love some

29:42

snacks. Oh, yeah No,

29:47

this is the time of day when you need protein it's

29:49

Doritos I

29:51

don't know about that. You get it this time

29:54

of day. You boys will crash you boys will

29:56

crash You're saying protein as a snack. What are

29:58

you suggesting? I

30:00

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30:21

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is here. Yeah. And we are

34:42

satiated with this ants on a log meal

34:44

that I wouldn't call it a meal it's

34:46

a snack. That was the perfect that just

34:48

filled me up just enough. Yeah I have

34:51

energy. I'm not like a little energy you

34:53

got a second wind. Yeah and the maker

34:55

of said ants on a

34:57

log Liz Fay is here. Hi Casey

34:59

I hope you're still listening. Hey Casey if

35:01

you listen to this on 1.1

35:04

what do we sound like? Oh hey pal I

35:06

know I'm going hunting with the guys in South Dakota again

35:08

I know you came one time never fired your gun it

35:10

didn't seem to be having much fun but if you'd like

35:13

to come again just hit me up we'd love to have

35:15

you pal. I yeah

35:18

did you fire your gun at all? Oh yeah

35:20

sure yeah yeah getting the pheasants you know hit

35:22

my limit every day. Yeah you're what is the

35:24

limit? Three per person per day. Three per person

35:26

per day. Do you ever bring extra people like

35:28

Casey just so you can say like oh yeah.

35:30

Yeah he spent most time in the hot tub

35:32

honestly seemed to enjoy that a little bit more

35:34

than walking out in the cold South Dakota corn

35:36

killing animals out of that from now. Interesting and

35:39

Casey if you're listening it would be

35:41

great to see you out on stage one

35:43

of these days or come on the show at

35:45

some point. What's Casey do for a little? Well

35:48

he's complicated. You know we give

35:50

up. You don't know right? No

35:52

we know he's on commercial. Which

35:55

commercial do you think that one Xfinity I think

35:57

right now? Yeah he gets cut out of TV

36:00

shows pretty regularly. He books, as

36:02

he says. And we like

36:04

to see, you know, he's an actor, he's a teacher,

36:07

he's an improviser, but a lot of

36:09

the stuff is tricky for us to see

36:11

in a way that we can watch it

36:13

a lot. Why isn't he here? I forgot,

36:15

I didn't catch that. I think he listens to

36:17

the show. He told us, one

36:20

time he tried to put it on when

36:22

we were stuck on

36:26

a road trip. We heard Obama has a

36:28

podcast, we said, what's this podcast? Obama and

36:30

Springsteen. So we were asking what podcasts were,

36:32

and he says they've been around for a

36:34

while. He said that they've existed for some

36:36

years now. Did you know that, Scott? No,

36:39

maybe. Honestly, I can't remember anything previous

36:42

to Obama and Springsteen. It was just

36:44

so incredible a moment

36:46

that it just changed everything. How neat

36:49

of him to invent that. What a cool

36:51

president. Definitely our coolest. You

36:54

wore that tan suit that one time, were you? Was

36:56

that a little too... No, we liked it. You liked

36:59

it. Well, it was right for the season, you know.

37:01

He wasn't wearing it in winter. Yeah,

37:03

big fan. I just wouldn't want him to catch

37:05

a cold. Seems like a real nice guy. Yeah.

37:08

Okay. Leslie Stahl, you ever met her?

37:11

Oh, Scott, you have to tell us if

37:13

you've met Leslie. I met

37:16

Katie Kerr, of course. Okay.

37:18

Okay. Yeah, tall? Sure.

37:21

How are we? Well, yeah, I'm

37:23

just ordering celebrities. I'm taller than them. I'm

37:25

6'1", myself. If I remember, she was short.

37:28

Okay. Now, Todd, I started reading

37:30

her book, but I was worried it

37:32

was going to get mean, so I closed it.

37:34

Yeah. Before it ever even... There was

37:36

a hint of it getting mean. I made

37:38

it in about 20 pages, and then I

37:41

thought, oh, it'll break my heart if Katie

37:43

gets mean. The pics are on the

37:45

front. She looks like a little in power, so... Just

37:47

like she might tell some hard truths

37:49

that she's entitled to, but maybe... You don't

37:51

want to hear that. I don't care for that. I

37:54

didn't want it to change my opinion of...

37:57

When I watch the folks on the morning show... by

38:00

books written by celebrities to get to know them

38:02

a little better. You don't want that. Well,

38:04

I like that. I wanted to hear how. Oh, boy, you OK?

38:06

You OK? What's going on here? I like the water. I drank

38:08

some water. You drank some water in it. It went down the

38:10

wrong path. I hope it wasn't the ants in the log. Do

38:12

you have any allergies? I'm sorry. I'm not. I'm sorry.

38:14

A lot of the grandkids we didn't have to ask

38:17

now, and I forgot to ask. I'll wait this out

38:19

until I'm done. OK. There we

38:21

go. OK, I think I'm good. All right. Are you sure?

38:23

Sorry about that. No, please. Please. You want to do one

38:25

more just in case? No, because

38:27

I might get it going again. I

38:29

think you're all right. Yeah, it's all right. You're good.

38:31

OK, great. I'm going to do a business term there.

38:33

They said, for safety. One more for safety. One more.

38:36

We should remember that one. Put it in. Write it

38:38

down. OK, I'll get a piece of paper. Sometimes we

38:40

write down things we can ask Casey about. Yeah.

38:43

How old is Casey? Oh, I castable 25 to

38:45

40, I believe. Yeah,

38:49

because they'll play one of

38:51

the boys, but also a

38:53

fun dad. I cast as one

38:55

of the boys, necessarily. Well, sure. I think

38:58

he auditioned for one of the

39:00

Dear Evan Hansen high schoolers not too long

39:02

ago. What? Were they going

39:04

to digitize everyone's face? Again,

39:06

the words, I don't even make sense to me,

39:08

but I feel like that's something he's told me

39:10

before, and I do recall. Yeah, he's excited and

39:13

sure are we about him having more

39:15

dad range, because he's like that.

39:17

Is he a dad himself, or I don't know

39:19

that I've ever had a personal conversation with him?

39:21

No, yeah, no. No, he's not.

39:23

Interesting. Interesting. They're

39:26

just, he's on a different. His cousin, Steph,

39:28

he's got four kids. Laura's got four kids.

39:30

Well, I would imagine that would slow you

39:32

down in your show business career. For one,

39:34

show business career. It's a

39:36

different place. Yeah, look at that's the reason, yeah. Yeah, but

39:38

also not really a city where you want to have children.

39:40

It's just not a very safe city. And

39:43

I'm seeing grass and trees and building.

39:45

Blue skies. Seems like you just got a

39:47

nice bit of rain. Yeah. Guys,

39:50

you're so, I

39:52

don't want to say interesting. What's the word I'm looking for, Todd? It's

39:56

definitely not interesting. OK.

40:00

So it's whatever the author that is right

40:02

Todd and I think that you're charming and

40:05

Thank you very charming and you

40:07

have can you stick around and talk

40:10

to our next guests here don't know much about

40:12

movies But we'll jump in. Oh, yeah, what's your

40:15

what's your like a movie you've seen? I

40:17

don't you want to say favorite But what's a

40:19

movie thought? I mean boy that Nemo movie with

40:21

the anatomy of the fall 20,000

40:24

leagues under the seas. Well, no, it was the one the

40:27

lesbian Ellen Doing

40:30

Nemo, that's right You know, you

40:32

know, we know who Ellen is you don't need to specify

40:34

So if I tell a story about anyone you're gonna

40:37

find out their race And

40:40

if it's not white I'm gonna compliment it's gonna be

40:42

a very nice I'm in a very nice black man

40:44

who was my waiter, you know, but I'm just erase

40:46

their weight Yeah

40:49

what they are wearing be positive it's gonna be positive

40:53

You have to picture, you know that short-haired lesbian

40:55

who voiced the fish we like that movie Well,

41:00

um, I I mean

41:02

our next guests their films

41:04

have a lot in common with that movie Not

41:09

the cast necessarily although

41:11

cast is a word that's used in

41:13

movies about the sea And

41:16

they're like great segways. Thank you so much.

41:19

I mean I assume I don't know who

41:21

these people are yet, but well,

41:24

they are Our

41:27

director has directed many films

41:29

about the sea including such films as

41:31

the abyss Oh, that's a big and

41:34

the the the way

41:36

of water Oh, oh

41:38

you turn in Italian come down. That's the

41:41

big that's a big Hollywood guy. Are you

41:43

you have a Heritage there

41:46

in Italy. No, okay, but that's just

41:48

what happens to you when you're excited

41:50

Yes, I got it was as I was exhaling.

41:52

Oh, that's a big Hollywood guy Well,

41:56

he is the director of a films

41:58

like Titanic. Oh, no And

42:00

our sad too sad for you turn

42:02

it off. There's a nice up on

42:05

part where the just on the boat

42:07

enjoying themselves and Billie Rain is a

42:09

beautiful I forgot about nine. Months the

42:11

beginning her loves but then I had

42:14

to sad Czar am getting excited. Well.

42:16

He. Also directed the beginning

42:18

of Titanic well done

42:20

Sir and Die. He

42:22

directed are such films

42:24

as Terminator Two, Judgment

42:26

Day, and also were

42:28

Aliens. And True Lies

42:30

and he's brought with them. One

42:33

of the not necessarily the stars

42:35

of his of because he's not

42:37

nectar. He's a one of the

42:39

characters in his last two films

42:41

Avatar and Avatar. The Way Water

42:44

Please welcome to the show for

42:46

the second time. James Cameron and

42:48

Jake Scully. To. The

42:50

be back of a good day Scott

42:52

A gonna get a check you on

42:54

a couple said okay I'll see I

42:56

was taught them Now you tell me

42:58

dirty or times as let me run

43:00

over a couple different ways of. First

43:03

of all my name is six solely

43:05

this know see now I was told

43:07

that Scully by James Cameron wrong with

43:09

the wrong and in fact he said

43:11

Mike Scully first and then corrected himself

43:13

it was a White Racism says. Was

43:18

offered a lot of things. Ah but it

43:20

is Jake Sully Six dollars and advertise Now

43:22

I have to say I feel like you're

43:25

going out of your way to not call

43:27

me a movie stocks at the beginning of

43:29

the show you said a famous director and

43:31

someone who works with him some send you

43:34

repeat that and then you went directly said

43:36

I wouldn't call him a movie star I

43:38

called him up character who's in some of

43:40

his movies I would like to say the

43:43

stores or back. With. Respect to

43:45

Todd Barry, but also to myself.

43:47

I. Am the biggest movie star.

43:50

In. History. I'm not just a

43:52

star on the number one movie solve

43:54

all time Americans. I mean Sam Jackson

43:56

has been in my war movies that

43:58

have made more My let us let

44:01

let me let me let me give

44:03

you a question asked. Me: How

44:05

okay yeah I wish all guess we do this. I'm

44:07

going to tell us when it comes your others of

44:09

new bring some classes and we oppose you Question asked

44:11

Me: okay, asked me what's. The. Lowest grossing

44:14

film I've ever been. What's

44:16

the lowest grossing film you've ever been

44:19

in? Avatar? Two billion Three Hundred and

44:21

Seventy million Five hundred, Fourteen thousand, Three

44:23

hundred, eighty Six thousand. That's my number

44:25

two. Yeah, I know that you've only

44:28

been intuit He said, you know, by

44:30

average grosses say, oh my average girls

44:32

at the box office. Two. Billion

44:34

Six Hundred Twenty million, Six hundred, Ten

44:36

thousand, Two Hundred and Six Dollar Scott.

44:38

I think I think the point that's

44:40

another thing, averages that away. I'm taking

44:42

cumulative yeah of want to cumulative number

44:44

of give. That's you brother. Five billion,

44:46

Two Hundred Forty One Million, Two Hundred

44:49

and Twenty Thousand Four Hundred and Twenty.

44:51

And Sam Jackson has made more. Adult.

44:54

Comedy films Scott I since I since

44:56

the way to look at this as

44:58

a sick if I may is add

45:00

up any to Sam Jackson think any

45:02

pics any should be okay. Senators and

45:05

Game and ah what's this Number two

45:07

probably the other of enters. But.

45:09

Student let's run the numbers are that

45:11

have to have they do that. How

45:13

Hector to balance out how many tabs

45:15

Ease of eighty seven tab because way

45:17

point about fucking setting my clothes day

45:19

since like this I gotta come with

45:21

fuck improves. Okay look I I'm sorry

45:23

Jake Sully saints you the the character

45:25

so popular that no one even knows

45:27

his name withheld on the director of

45:29

his villa they didn't understand was. Buried

45:32

in his cousins how the story we're gonna

45:34

have described him as the eggs and. Blue.

45:37

Eye at hall lights and always gameplay

45:39

navi got outta yeah? tell me I'm

45:41

I'm announcing that correctly or is it

45:43

not alone? lot navi not be as

45:45

a big. Blue. And America is

45:47

one of my defining have to yell know

45:49

you're not Australian A very American Me. I'm

45:53

I just I dunno to call you

45:55

because you're a you know. I considered

45:57

Sam Worthington to be a star. I

46:00

don't consider Jake Sully to be a

46:02

movie lovers. This M S do this.

46:04

How many seconds with Sam Worthington space

46:06

on screen and albatrosses? The Way water?

46:08

The highest grossing film of twenty Twenty

46:10

two. I. Remember him at

46:12

the beginning? Wrong. That's the first one. Oh.

46:15

Okay always the as I on the zoo. honestly

46:17

that one was so boring way of water yeah

46:19

I I i I was zoning out not at

46:21

all as fuck and eight that guy. Yeah.

46:24

So he not back. He's never coming back. Who

46:27

fucking need some what you taught at. I

46:30

don't know the specific know who's coming back

46:32

as not because they much. We have a

46:34

lot of avatar yet to come. Blossom, you're

46:36

on the show. You promised me a lot

46:38

of Avatar sequels. Yes, up to about six.

46:40

Maybe you are you going get a lot

46:42

more wigger to announce more? It's been on

46:45

too long since we've announced more avatars we

46:47

have. We've only got the second one's of

46:49

the last time you're on, right? What year

46:51

is that right now? Twenty Twenty four, Guess

46:53

what happens And Twenty Twenty five? Scott Avatar

46:55

Three. Boom Boom. I have

46:57

ever seen it before with yeah you've never

46:59

seen i'm Todd know I've never seen years

47:01

on you will get you will let's explain

47:03

them to taught in there now so the

47:05

listeners who have never seen my almost like

47:07

envy you taught you have the best eight

47:10

hours of your life for had six that's

47:12

it. looks forward to this and as the

47:14

first one on their their these movies where

47:16

this it's like a fake planted and people

47:18

go to it and then they is this

47:20

is symbols nominees for best picks his acting

47:22

like we're fucking seated say that about you

47:24

or and he just said that's what the

47:26

film turbo. I'm just getting a little

47:28

bit like sleep circus and she's in

47:30

the later describes what you're describing. This

47:33

show is a police Are you resisting?

47:35

Unfortunately circus on this only circus you're

47:37

describing our you're a Fleece or thousand

47:39

Iraq ways that one of the oil

47:41

boys always and flea circus offs are

47:44

Now my goodness careful it's getting hard

47:46

for me now Why? Popular apps Farmers

47:48

still that there there's this is the

47:50

it's like this planet that people fly

47:52

around or and they stick their. Pony.

47:55

Tails and people's butts by why don't we let

47:57

him explain this them easier to for the timing

47:59

is not wrong but I think ways framing it

48:02

is. perhaps this leaving for not hit every ah

48:04

yes yes bad yeah I'm sorry were you. What

48:06

are the pony tails called the you stick and

48:08

people? but. I made into the

48:10

dignify that scott okay where the but schools

48:12

that are just a devoted a lot of

48:15

disrespectful way. That. Your friend, it's

48:17

a tone issue right now. Okay, let me

48:19

to calm down feel if I came here

48:21

to a comedy boy. Morgan told you that

48:23

everybody here's just pretending and that's all it

48:25

is. That doesn't mean it's apartheid without the

48:27

that's respect. It's a purchase with the table

48:29

and there's a guy I wouldn't com the

48:32

host but it does podcast some and he

48:34

takes the the wires and he plugs them

48:36

into what would you even call this? what

48:38

do you even called as well as is

48:40

Patrick P. H. O. Zealand record or little

48:42

weird terms. pretty good at eleven lifts or

48:44

as long as new. Respectfully. Of them. Mr.

48:47

Cameron. As someone who saw both of these

48:49

Avatar movies and who may be missed the

48:52

details, you're welcome. Would you call the pony

48:54

tails the sticking people's bus? The reason I'm

48:56

not gonna tell you the answer that question

48:58

is because Todd has seen neither movie and

49:01

that is a question spoil that I have

49:03

answered with in the context was weeks I've

49:05

made to movie. so far the answers are

49:07

in those movies Also to be cleared they

49:10

don't stick the pony tails and other people's

49:12

butts. They stick the pony tails into other

49:14

pony tails. It's more of the docking in

49:16

the gay. Community of Suspicion of Six

49:19

and that's your that when you

49:21

would prefer it be are like

49:23

records I fired I reference in

49:25

the correct way and I was

49:27

harder to actually write that down.

49:29

Docking I would prefer than any

49:31

question about the story and substance

49:33

of Avatar. Be. Answered with

49:35

in the experience of experiencing an

49:37

avatar they don't show. There's a

49:39

reason I didn't really sees as

49:41

a series of conversations. Although

49:44

I haven't putted interested in that. What?

49:47

A series of hundred like movies. Movies

49:49

We seen. him. you know what I mean.

49:51

Like we have seen them. Well let's

49:53

let's release things. His conversations. I.

49:56

Mean that's one format that's open to everybody.

49:58

is definitely it certainly would be less. Money

50:00

get budgets would be smaller lower. Very

50:02

a friend for him. Yes yeah. What?

50:05

I'm here to do today is to give you

50:07

some impressive numbers that are going as Devastate. Yeah,

50:09

you're here to give us some numbers. I've already

50:11

be a one Number Twenty Twenty five. And

50:13

we've reached we talked about has

50:16

reached number four years later. Guess

50:18

what happens? Course years I

50:20

saw on years later and one that he

50:22

know any Twenty nine. Four years later. or

50:24

yeah, what happens I am thirty four years

50:26

after. No reason at that point for I

50:29

don't care. Start. On how to

50:31

let me get out I'm handing is us on

50:33

a plate. Avatar Years yeah, after three while up

50:35

avatar for for after three? Correct. Now you're saying

50:37

you're an old man you want at that point

50:40

Do Not have a daughter. Gets

50:42

filled with I honestly as a father

50:44

of her daughters do not have the

50:46

sense the avatar France I just and

50:49

a racial it's about our kids cook

50:51

I. Cook is it

50:53

was it took plutonium. Oh that's right those

50:55

your kids dress in the men's opposite will

50:57

be passed on from you the original Avatar

51:00

mega fan to your daughter. I'm going to

51:02

Harrods. I do a lot of our to

51:04

look honestly I don't know the she's can

51:06

watch these things. The I said on ask

51:08

me what your daughter will be doing in

51:11

twenty thirty one. Has skill, With.

51:13

My daughter going to be doing twenty thirty

51:15

one, watching Avatar Five Sam movements on. Of

51:18

the year after that are in twenty thirty two

51:20

Weiss by four years in between three and four

51:22

them yearly. A hundred or how long does it

51:25

take you to make an avatar? Well, I'm just.

51:27

what do you only take it out One that

51:29

might add. This. Is what I'm excited

51:31

about. Scott, I'm so glad you asked that question.

51:33

Because. In Twenty thirty two. We're.

51:36

Releasing Avatar six and seven. The.

51:38

Year After that, we rely on the same

51:40

day. Yeah, yes, it's final year. After that,

51:42

In Twenty Thirty Three, we're release Eight, nine,

51:45

Ten, and Eleven doubling the number for every

51:47

year. After that, Zell doubling on a number

51:49

of another Every or three of the next

51:51

year, Sixty Minutes has already do not agree.

51:54

For hims, right? One hundred, right? when he?

51:56

That's right. That's right, you Hundred and Fifty

51:58

Four. That's right. That's it. I

52:01

will be dead before then. I will

52:03

be dead before we- When are you going to

52:06

die? I won't name the year, but I'm

52:08

giving you a general time frame.

52:10

I will be dead before the

52:12

Avidvar project is completed. It's Q4

52:14

of undated year. It's still- Untitled

52:16

James Cameron project. My death. I

52:19

don't know why, but I'm thinking 2032. That's what- Look,

52:23

it's on you. If you want to bet

52:25

on that. Is there a part for me in

52:28

any of these sequels? Yeah, I mean Todd has

52:30

been in movies like The Wrestler. I don't want

52:32

to get too far ahead of myself because obviously

52:34

there's a lot to be worked out. There are

52:36

deal points to be figured out. But

52:39

there is a very dry

52:41

Navi who will be making appearance

52:43

in Avatar. He's not in the way of water. No.

52:46

Bone dry. Bone dry. Bone

52:49

dry. Bone dry. Bone dry. Bone

52:51

dry. Bone dry. Bone dry.

52:54

Bone dry. Bone dry. Bone

52:56

dry. I was kind of embarrassed and I didn't

52:58

want to embarrass you and I wasn't sure if I was going to say this.

53:00

I based

53:03

a lot of my performance in the Avatar

53:05

films on you because I had never- I'd

53:07

never been the lead of a movie before

53:09

and I said, let me study the greats.

53:11

You know, it's a certain kind of charisma

53:14

and energy and stature and swagger that a

53:16

lead actor needs to have in a big

53:18

budget film like this. And I studied you

53:20

and the wrestler obsessively.

53:23

And I think you see that reflected in the opinions

53:25

of people who've seen the film. It's incredible. I mean,

53:27

I don't know that I would base an entire movie

53:29

around your character and the wrestler, you know? We

53:32

had a shorthand on the set after a take. He would

53:34

ask me, what's the TB number for this next take? I'd

53:36

say let's bring this up to a four. Yeah.

53:39

And that's why when people talk about how

53:41

dynamic Drake Sully is, when they remember my

53:43

name, they talk about him as the sort

53:45

of exciting, gripping, leading man. I go big

53:47

ups to TB. Yeah. Wow,

53:49

that's pretty- You're showing a lot of comfort calling

53:51

me TB. I mean- Don't

53:53

you want to find out whether I like that? That's how we

53:56

talked about it on set. I'm sorry. It is- I

53:58

guess on your private code, that's fine. Yes. Yeah, I

54:00

mean he's not saying I mean you wouldn't say

54:03

that to him. No, I call you mr. Barry

54:05

Some people do call me tb though. Who calls

54:07

you tb? Chris rock calls me tb. Really? Yeah

54:09

Oh, he's very talented Chris rock of movies if

54:12

you look at it a certain way you handed

54:14

me that name drop opportunity I

54:16

always get to do it. You've been you've been about as

54:18

successful as a screen presence as chris

54:20

rockin movies Is

54:22

that what you're trying to say? Yes, i'm

54:25

the chris rock of movies in the same way that chris rock

54:27

is the chris rock of movies Well, that's I

54:30

I mean it's yes mr. Cameron. Um

54:33

Our son kc is an actor. Um,

54:36

and I I um, I have a

54:38

headshot of his on um On

54:41

my den desk. Um, so that's hard to sit

54:43

back home But would he do it does he

54:45

have like is he dressed up as a waiter

54:47

in in one picture? Yeah, he's

54:49

doing a funny thing. It's like he's on the phone, but

54:51

it's actually a banana There's no way that could be a

54:53

call I they're a part for our

54:55

son kc fae in any of the avatar

54:57

movies because that would be huge for us I

55:00

actually I think I can say this Casey

55:03

signed some paperwork so he was not allowed to say

55:05

this but I actually cut kc out of both

55:07

avatar and avatar the way of water He

55:09

has he had a role in both ways

55:12

the airtight nda's but I obviously can say

55:14

what was he playing? Was he playing like

55:16

a father navi? Uh, was he

55:18

one of the boys one of the boys? Yeah In

55:21

the second one he was actually spider's friend Oh,

55:24

i'm so proud of them I

55:26

don't know if I mean we got speaking code here jim,

55:28

but I I i'm thinking just in my head

55:30

They're a couple roles in a 11. I

55:33

think he could slot in tonight. Oh, yeah I

55:36

mean at a certain point we're all gonna be in

55:38

these avatar movies That's not you'll never be in one

55:40

scott. That's not true I'll never be in one because

55:42

you've been so disrespectful in the way you've talked about

55:44

them It's clear you don't want to be in them.

55:46

So we'll have to rewrite that character I don't know

55:48

what would be more boring watching one of them or

55:51

being in one of them Well, you'll never find out

55:53

you'll never know what you do do this with all

55:55

your guests when they come on to plug I I

55:57

am a straight shooter. I like todbury special and I

55:59

say the way it is and I

56:01

think the Avatar movies are a bit of

56:03

a snooze. Okay, let's interrogate something here. Well,

56:05

I'm sorry we didn't put Avatar on the

56:07

YouTube so that you could lie down. Yeah.

56:09

I would have preferred that. When I was

56:11

sitting on your phone. The link to

56:14

Avatar 2, the way of water. Did you open it

56:16

on your phone or did you go

56:18

to a different device? I dropped the

56:20

link and watched it on a proper

56:22

screen. I watched it on an iPod

56:24

Nano. Actually. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I

56:27

look, I, you know, I think it looked better

56:29

on there. Scott, look, this is the root of

56:32

the problem here, okay? We come on

56:34

here like two years ago. We're like

56:36

Avatar 2, close to coming out. We

56:38

announced 10 more avatars. You're doing the

56:40

same bit everyone else is doing, which

56:42

is saying like no one fucking cares

56:44

about Avatar. No one remembers the names

56:46

anymore. Who wants these sequels? Bombs incoming.

56:48

And then we fucking won. We were

56:50

the highest grossing movie of the year,

56:52

nominated for best picture, rave reviews. And

56:54

yet here we are 18 months yet

56:56

later. Once again acting like no one

56:58

gives a shit. I thought

57:00

if we came back here and we had a big

57:02

secret we were going to reveal today. I don't think

57:04

we're going to reveal it. We might not even reveal.

57:07

I'm going to reveal. Please reveal. Look. We might shove

57:09

that reveal up my ponytail and let

57:11

it stay there. Look, I

57:13

apologize guys. And I, you

57:15

know, yes, I'm very impressed that

57:18

you made all this money. I have some.

57:20

It's just the money. The people like it.

57:22

I have some suspicions that James Cameron, you're

57:24

buying all the tickets. Why is

57:26

it that the beverage you serve your guests is

57:28

Avatar themed if you have no respect? It's

57:30

water. You don't own

57:33

water. What's the title for Avatar to

57:35

the way of water? Yeah. Yeah. I

57:38

noticed that also. Okay. I look and you wait

57:40

us in and we came in here to let's

57:42

let's put it this way. What's

57:46

the highest grossing water based film of

57:48

all time? I

57:51

mean, it's obviously way of water because that's what

57:53

do you think is number two? The wrestling. It's

57:55

gotta be Titanic. Thank you. Oh,

57:57

good job. My man over here. You're telling me he

57:59

doesn't. The own water. Know you love water. You'll

58:01

have one own such you even drink the stuff.

58:03

James Cameron, you're you're You're typing something on your

58:06

phone. what's going on where we didn't run the

58:08

numbers on the subject, the movie, Something to Do

58:10

It Myself and yes I drink water. I drink

58:12

water. I go on. the awesome. I go in

58:14

the Us as a close your eyes ocean water.

58:16

I drink soda water. The real careful when you

58:18

go on the Us insecure mean I am. I'm

58:20

always careful. There's a lot a dangerous hidden in

58:22

it. that's why I go news and my mans

58:24

him. He goes down there to broaden the ocean,

58:26

brings to things with him and his submersible. One

58:29

is a little stroll. So.

58:31

We can stick it out the side. And. Drink

58:33

some of that the potion. Well that's insane.

58:36

Tristan. Five to thirty four is what the

58:38

straws yeah I had is my. So.

58:40

It's got like some self selling hearing average

58:42

American on it. Okay, yeah, that's what to

58:44

build himself, splicing make. Second, Thing as

58:46

well at all the avatar tickets and he has

58:48

no had people bought them. Civilians.

58:53

Were I've had citizens both drivers or criticisms Okay

58:55

because I could see brings down there with them

58:57

is a little flag. And. He plants of

58:59

down the Bottom of the Ocean And the flags

59:01

as I own This is signed Sincerely James Cameron

59:03

Why you be Splenda How Much of the Bottom

59:05

of the Ocean I own. As a

59:07

little bracket Bill says mr. Kim and I'm a

59:09

lot braggadocio visiting the the world he undertook in

59:11

the world. Yet to be careful, no one likes an

59:14

eagle. Be dell everybody likes of ego because

59:16

everyone tells him that every time the his

59:18

next move he makes more more money than

59:20

the last movie. Is it just because of

59:22

inflation? was just talking on I like oh

59:24

yeah bizarre way made all this while good

59:27

money or but movies are expensive my mind

59:29

movies made more as you adjust for that

59:31

way to thing. The. Money goes up.

59:33

Yes support of the money goes up.

59:35

A bit of data. the money goes

59:37

up. Some sexy clothes. I I think

59:39

I think the person more money would

59:41

know what my dad is Low The

59:44

money from the movie before goes up.

59:46

He played nurse guard down my my

59:48

worst this my Money goes up. To

59:51

pay for the goggles. or

59:54

yeah but you'd be surprised at a certain

59:56

point pupils are given your goggles yes mom

59:58

sides give i've received more goggles gifts and

1:00:00

I've purchased goggles in my life I'm actually

1:00:02

ahead on goggles. Sometimes I'll sell the goggles.

1:00:04

What are you talking about? Because I think

1:00:06

she's talking about going to the movie and

1:00:08

having to buy the 3D goggles. I'm

1:00:11

talking about the goggles when I go in the ocean. Oh no,

1:00:13

I'm glad you were in protection. I'm saying aren't

1:00:15

your ticket prices higher because they have to include

1:00:17

the cost of giving us all those glasses that

1:00:20

give me headaches. Yeah, but in fairness, you said

1:00:22

goggles. They don't give you goggles when you go to

1:00:24

the movie. I picked

1:00:26

this to the theaters a few years ago and

1:00:28

said fill the theater up with water and give

1:00:30

them goggles and they said no, we're just going

1:00:32

to keep the theater dry so the movie's wet.

1:00:35

Fill it up like a water park, fill the

1:00:37

theater with water, give people air, give people goggles.

1:00:39

Maybe some marine life as well in the theater.

1:00:41

Well now you're thinking like a filmmaker. To

1:00:44

be fair here, you're acting like

1:00:46

oh it's this weird like number

1:00:48

juicing scheme to add the glasses

1:00:50

on. How many times do you go to a movie theater,

1:00:53

buy a ticket and they give you some other shit for

1:00:55

free? I mean when you go to

1:00:57

a Mexican restaurant they give you chips for

1:00:59

free. I said movie theater. Okay, I know

1:01:01

you know that's a fair point. But I

1:01:03

would say 3D glasses all the chips to

1:01:05

movie theaters Mexican restaurants. Oh god, Scott, no

1:01:07

one complains about that shit. Scott, you've dipped

1:01:09

your toe into filmmaking as well. Yeah,

1:01:12

remind me the grosses. Well

1:01:15

it was on Netflix so we don't, I mean, you know. How

1:01:19

convenient. But when you make a movie, for people to

1:01:21

watch it, I'm like you're fucking moving. And where do

1:01:23

they get their glasses? People don't

1:01:25

need glasses to watch my movie. I wouldn't be able

1:01:27

to see it then. Scott, let me ask you this,

1:01:29

you have water sequences in your movie? We do, yeah.

1:01:31

You desire a first sequence. Yeah, I fucking know because

1:01:34

I fucking noticed. And then I

1:01:36

walked through to the special thanks and I don't

1:01:38

see a mention of my name. Round the fucking

1:01:40

studio. I apologize. Look. You make

1:01:42

a water movie? You come to

1:01:44

my house? And you don't give me a special thanks?

1:01:46

I know you should have wet your beak in this.

1:01:50

Metaphorically. It's starting to feel like a

1:01:52

lot of your objections are that you

1:01:54

actually don't understand what success is. No,

1:01:57

it's not that. Maybe I have a different metric. But

1:01:59

look. Yeah. I

1:02:01

don't like District has billions of.my metric of

1:02:03

people enjoying it and the talking about an

1:02:05

hour at for get a screening. I've never

1:02:07

met a single person who's ever said wow

1:02:10

I really love that Abnormal. Now I'm definitely

1:02:12

not revealing Rc because as you wouldn't believe

1:02:14

what they call you I tell you it's

1:02:16

over I can. We need is A when

1:02:18

we need to take the temperature sounds as

1:02:20

if Sox least you mind making some or

1:02:22

ants on a lot for every one of

1:02:24

Britain's has we need to take a break.

1:02:27

We're going to take the temperature down and

1:02:29

I solemnly so Dumb Dog loves movies and

1:02:31

said I said that's a better stop The

1:02:33

other platforms of love zombies ever nuts Recaps:

1:02:35

Access To Move Liberty said have a soft

1:02:37

said looks we're gonna take the temperature down

1:02:39

I wanna hear your big announcements so we're

1:02:41

gonna. I'm gonna apologize and Dell we're going

1:02:43

to Nice Cents on law Go get her

1:02:46

blood sugar up when we come back. We're

1:02:48

going to have more with Todd Barry Todd

1:02:50

you can stick around right? Yeah.

1:02:52

I have a show it in the four hours in

1:02:55

for our sights I think will be done by then

1:02:57

I think although everyone to take a look at the

1:02:59

runtime of the spot out of his s them the

1:03:01

vibe overhears. Think we're gonna be what

1:03:03

I mean Maybe you know Barely started announcing new

1:03:05

avatar. This isn't like a dirty that your tonsils

1:03:07

the as in says you I don't say please

1:03:10

be as any to see ah the heat and

1:03:12

with Enron and then now we're also going to

1:03:14

have with Bay. They're going to still be here

1:03:16

at on how he can spot as the original

1:03:18

find. It may be taught as a secret that

1:03:20

I me although we learned about his relationship status

1:03:22

of that may be with already was the secret

1:03:24

but we're going to come back Us will have

1:03:26

more with Todd Barry will have more with Bob

1:03:29

and lose faith. Will add more with James Cameron

1:03:31

and Jake Sully Thank you. Will. Be

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1:04:38

Comedy bang bang, we're back. Todd Berry is

1:04:40

here. Domestic short hair is the special. People

1:04:42

can get it on YouTube. They can watch

1:04:45

it to their heart's content. I watched it

1:04:47

to my heart's content. One watch. Your

1:04:51

content now? I'm content. I love it, Todd.

1:04:53

You're content that you're done watching it forever.

1:04:56

I may go back to it. It was very, very fun.

1:04:59

I feel like it's something you should watch at least one

1:05:01

more time tonight. Yeah, why not?

1:05:03

Do you get, I mean, do you, uh,

1:05:05

it's up there for free. No ads. Really?

1:05:07

At least in the link that you sent.

1:05:09

Oh, I mean, wow, you got a VIP

1:05:11

link then. Oh, okay. Thank you so much.

1:05:14

I appreciate that. Wow. Very nice of you

1:05:16

to send me the texted VIP link to

1:05:18

your special. We also have Bob

1:05:20

and Liz Fay. Liz, you, uh, preheat

1:05:22

the oven. I am going to make brownies, but everyone

1:05:24

only gets one. Okay. Okay. Okay.

1:05:27

Uh, and then we also have James Cameron

1:05:29

and Jake Sullier here. The stars are back.

1:05:32

Stars are back. Yeah. I apologize. I didn't

1:05:34

consider you to be a star. I didn't

1:05:36

know what to call you because you are

1:05:38

a fictional character. Okay. James, you Google the

1:05:40

box office gross on end game and I'll

1:05:42

Google the box office gross on infinity. James,

1:05:44

you have two phones. You two boys look

1:05:46

like Casey at the dinner table with

1:05:48

your phone out. Just, Hey, Hey, we're

1:05:50

up here. Okay. We did. Why do you have

1:05:55

two phones? You have one on top of the other. The

1:05:57

second one is in the phone. It's power. Oh, Ever

1:06:00

hear of it? Ever hear of it? Is that designed

1:06:02

to make a- Yeah, it doesn't work in water. I know.

1:06:05

A portable phone seemed like it's a

1:06:07

home phone from 1971. I

1:06:10

think must weigh like 13 pounds. Yeah.

1:06:12

I'm a strong- It's a special fact, so I think

1:06:14

you could fucking work that out. I'm a strong man.

1:06:16

I can carry a big phone and a lot of

1:06:18

power. It takes strength to

1:06:20

hold power. I

1:06:22

think real strength doesn't tell

1:06:25

itself, doesn't tell anything. Yeah. It's

1:06:27

like, it's not quiet. It's quiet. The

1:06:30

show is quiet right now. We've all calmed down. Lots

1:06:32

of goats at this table. We've taken- A lot of

1:06:34

goats at this table. We've taken a lot of breath.

1:06:36

Yeah. We did some, we did a little

1:06:38

yoga and- You know, speaking

1:06:41

of water, I've been obsessed with how tiny your

1:06:43

water bottle is. I don't need much. That's like-

1:06:45

Because you live in it, you just always get

1:06:47

it? Yeah. It's just a little reminder of

1:06:49

home. Yeah. Four ounces of

1:06:51

water. It's a little gully. America? Yeah.

1:06:55

America? Yeah, I'm from America. Yeah.

1:06:58

Yeah. So now- Library of

1:07:00

Pandora. Right. What do you guys

1:07:02

look at Pandora? That's what your world is called. That's right. Yeah.

1:07:05

Yeah. And your thing is unobtainium, is that right? Yes.

1:07:08

Because it's impossible to obtain? A thing. I

1:07:11

wouldn't reduce us to that being a whole thing. What

1:07:13

your thing is plane breaks? Is

1:07:15

that your whole fucking- Oh god, god, I don't think it's- Yeah,

1:07:18

I got my like the show. I'm

1:07:20

like Casey. It's not even unobtainium in

1:07:22

the second movie. It's, I believe it's

1:07:24

whale goo? It's Pyrechaun's Brain Juice,

1:07:26

yeah. Thank you for watching. Yeah,

1:07:29

it was hard. I did get a headache with

1:07:31

the goggles, sorry, glasses, but it was

1:07:33

a good- Did you have a good time at the movies though?

1:07:35

I did, thank you. Well, that's- Got a

1:07:37

little too sad. That's what it's all about.

1:07:39

I had to go take a break. Parts

1:07:41

of it are sad. Get the raisinets. Eventually,

1:07:43

we'll make so many avatars that the whole

1:07:45

of human experience, there'll be an avatar for

1:07:47

everyone. Do you think you'll ever make like

1:07:49

a character-driven indie? Yes. Yeah.

1:07:52

Inevitably- Which avatar will that be?

1:07:55

Probably one. I think that's for in double digits. Yeah.

1:07:58

Because then we'll have sort of established- These are big,

1:08:00

these are a big thing. Right. And

1:08:03

then once we get into double digits, we can start to

1:08:05

diversify a little bit. And certainly once we get into double

1:08:07

digits per year, things are going

1:08:09

to change a lot. Yeah. Great.

1:08:12

Yeah, I mean, I would think... We'll do... Some

1:08:14

of them will be single-shot, single unbroken shot. Oh, great. Some

1:08:17

of them will be locked off camera, single-shot. Some

1:08:19

will be locked off camera, single-shot lens

1:08:21

cap on. Oh, that would be

1:08:24

dark. That would be very dark, I would imagine, in the

1:08:26

theater. Yeah. Yeah, it would be dark. We'll

1:08:28

probably do a bat. Kiki told us about

1:08:30

a bat. Ooh, an improv. An improv. That's a

1:08:32

term I remember. Oh, that's right. That's where they

1:08:34

do the improv and they keep the lights off.

1:08:36

I wrote it down. We'll probably do an improvised

1:08:39

avatar. An improvised avatar? Yeah. Eventually,

1:08:41

we'll probably do a lot of them. We'll probably do a

1:08:43

Harold. We'll probably do a Harold avatar. We've seen some of

1:08:45

those. Mega Harold. Yeah, not that funny. Not sure why they

1:08:47

do it. It's not hard to bring guests. Probably

1:08:50

at some point, one of the avatars will be a stand-up concert film.

1:08:52

Oh, man. Yeah. I better get

1:08:55

it right. Yeah. I was

1:08:57

just trying to see one of the

1:08:59

Navi, just talking about his or her

1:09:01

life out there on Pandora. Well, I

1:09:03

look honestly like the theatrical distribution system

1:09:05

is changing, right? And Jim's a pioneer.

1:09:07

Jim is forward-thinking. He's cracking new technology.

1:09:09

Yeah. But we're constantly thinking

1:09:11

about, like right now, avatars about the theatrical

1:09:13

experience with glasses included. But

1:09:15

there's a future point in which avatars

1:09:18

sequels might be free on YouTube with

1:09:20

ads. If you want to pay on iTunes,

1:09:22

you can do that. Was that a little jab you just taken,

1:09:24

Evy? No, I'm saying real fucking pioneer. You're

1:09:26

like setting the model. TB. Come on.

1:09:29

They love your work, TB. We're

1:09:31

looking to someday reach

1:09:33

your level. Yes. Eventually,

1:09:35

there will be an avatar that's entirely crowd

1:09:37

work. Oh, man. Yeah. And

1:09:40

we'll give you credit. This is the metric we use on that.

1:09:42

That I actually believe will have. Special thanks. You

1:09:44

mentioned there's the 3D glasses,

1:09:46

and then you wanted the entire theater

1:09:49

to be underwater. Are there any

1:09:51

other sort of innovations that you're looking to do?

1:09:53

Well, one of the big things, and this

1:09:55

is our big secret. As

1:09:58

I said, I'm not going to look at it. live

1:10:00

forever. Eventually I'll have to

1:10:02

pass the torch. Jim talked about this.

1:10:04

He did an interview with People magazine.

1:10:06

You're the first, you're the exclusive first

1:10:08

interview app on the People magazine. I'm

1:10:10

very honored. Eventually you're gonna have to

1:10:12

pass that ponytail over to the other

1:10:14

ponytail to wrap it around. People magazine

1:10:16

is my airplane treat. This is very

1:10:18

exciting. Eventually

1:10:21

I will stop directing.

1:10:24

I won't direct these. I'll pass

1:10:26

the ton over. I'm gonna do

1:10:28

it before you start. I wanna be like Quinn. I wanna get

1:10:34

out before I'm this old man, pass

1:10:37

his prime. I'm gonna get out at my

1:10:40

peak. 82. Right old

1:10:42

age of 82 he's gonna step back. I'm

1:10:44

gonna step back, step to the

1:10:46

side, step forward and step in

1:10:48

front of the camera. You're gonna

1:10:50

star in these movies. I'm gonna start starring. I'm gonna

1:10:52

star in a few of them. I'm sure you're asking

1:10:55

yourself how can he star when Jake Sully's the star?

1:10:57

Because I have my own announcement

1:10:59

to make today. Ever hear of

1:11:01

a do-si-do? I took square dancing when I

1:11:04

was maybe 10 or 11 and so yes I'm

1:11:06

quite familiar with the concept of a do-si-do. The

1:11:08

simple answer to the question is yes you have

1:11:10

heard of a do-si-do. We don't need your life

1:11:12

story. I thought we were taking

1:11:14

the temperature down. I like details. Okay starting at Avatol.

1:11:16

This can't be just me taking the temperature down in

1:11:18

the air. The guy who makes five-hour movies telling you

1:11:21

to tighten it up a little bit. You

1:11:25

gotta keep your temperatures the same while I

1:11:27

take mine down. But if you take yours

1:11:29

down and I mine the same the temperature

1:11:31

will go down. This is true. There's been

1:11:33

a lot of talk about medians and averages

1:11:35

today and that does hold true. We live

1:11:37

in a world of numbers. I

1:11:39

feel like my temperature needs to go up. Speaking

1:11:41

of numbers though I feel like if

1:11:43

you timed their segment versus my segment

1:11:46

the number there. Todd what is there to talk about? I

1:11:48

tried to bring up a nice story about us going to

1:11:50

lunch and you don't even fucking remember it. What

1:11:53

are we supposed to talk about? Let's talk about

1:11:55

lunch and I'll pretend. Pretend! Todd

1:11:57

you and I went to lunch when I was making

1:12:00

True lies. Really? Yeah.

1:12:02

Tom Arnold was that. You. May

1:12:04

consider. You. Wouldn't remember. where

1:12:07

was this? This is in Hollywood. Really?

1:12:09

Guess. What? What? why did

1:12:12

you take t be over here to lunch? I

1:12:14

wasn't sure to a was gonna be cut we

1:12:16

hadn't We hadn't Somebody with seems yet as I

1:12:18

pointer allies have I made a fool myself Here

1:12:20

when I made a fool myself. Take my game

1:12:22

on. This guy. Turned out of the first day

1:12:24

of Dailies. To. A did alright just

1:12:26

saw unit but you have to be plan I

1:12:29

was I have a rise out of a little

1:12:31

note in a I did she be planned rent

1:12:33

it he added more Now we're going to bring

1:12:35

in Ca to be as as best friends Wow

1:12:37

you will were almost and true lies Tl only

1:12:39

said there would use is just sat close so

1:12:41

did he was other you did wrong he were

1:12:43

right there we knew we were we knew we

1:12:46

had it we're the T L was gonna be

1:12:48

okay. To. See be with the

1:12:50

backup sorting. The sense that the pattern

1:12:52

here is if you don't want held

1:12:54

to remember something, buy him a meal

1:12:56

Steve while telling him the inside is

1:12:58

there some sort of like you go

1:13:00

into a food coma or something like

1:13:02

that. Maybe I'd like a weird medical

1:13:04

quirks and yeah, interesting so you just

1:13:06

forget like the next hour after every

1:13:09

meal. I just forget stuff that's not

1:13:11

worth remembering against Wilde I really want

1:13:13

for their how I feel bad about

1:13:15

of yeah clause in kitty look look

1:13:17

towards me your daring radio, your daring.

1:13:19

Addis and you push foundry idea of that

1:13:21

list and that's we. Like the bags, That's

1:13:23

what you're always referencing. You want set as

1:13:25

what we want to aim for and we'd

1:13:27

love to formally invite you. Into.

1:13:30

The story group for Avatar: Wow Wow. Love

1:13:32

to get you thrown the ball around. What

1:13:34

does that mean was I liked his pitching

1:13:36

ideas. yeah and also sitting down ideas we

1:13:38

need someone own. We have Get Out and

1:13:41

and Raza some repeal and we. Anticipate would

1:13:43

eat that in that room as well. He's

1:13:45

great at throwing a bar, and he's pretty

1:13:47

good at basketball. Now that's

1:13:49

why we cast him as one of the

1:13:51

boy i know what wouldn't or basketball scene

1:13:53

there was about what would it dissipated the

1:13:55

of the writers who punch up group. I

1:13:58

mean you wanna number just outside? What

1:14:00

is it? You do give me a number. Give me a

1:14:02

number. What do you want? Literally said what does it? I'm

1:14:05

asking He'll

1:14:08

pay you double Price

1:14:11

no, here's what I do at least when I someone asked me

1:14:13

to do a corporate gig to go. What's your price? What

1:14:15

do you what's your budget? That's right? Yeah, what's the

1:14:17

budget of the movie? That's good sense. I just the

1:14:20

movie. Yeah. Oh It's

1:14:22

high 500 million Ballpark

1:14:25

he'll take four 400

1:14:27

million. Yeah For the group.

1:14:30

Yeah, I'll do like a

1:14:32

group. It's like a full month of it But we

1:14:34

get what okay Jim think about this we get to

1:14:36

amorize that across the cost of me amorize. It's advertised

1:14:39

He's sorry. Hey, Scott, you're wrong. Well,

1:14:42

I'm wrong. I'm wrong. It's amorize. I

1:14:44

didn't say that Scott Stop

1:14:46

the helping correct. I got you're right. Sorry

1:14:49

Temperatures you're down when you're talking to

1:14:51

me. You're embarrassing me in for my

1:14:53

hero TV American. You're American You

1:14:56

pronounce words the way we all pronounce the day

1:14:58

is it ever eyes And

1:15:00

more rise. That's the word we're

1:15:03

using a more. It's amorize You're you're

1:15:05

turning Italian when you get a little

1:15:07

we love the way We're gonna amortize

1:15:09

the cost of Todd's ideas across upwards

1:15:11

of 1520 movies So

1:15:14

if you divide it, yeah, it's a bargain.

1:15:17

It's a bargain bargain. It's a bargain But

1:15:19

should I get a separate the bar a

1:15:21

separate fee for each different? Project

1:15:23

well, it depends how many characters we're talking You're

1:15:27

probably wondering what my secret is now Oh,

1:15:31

yeah, Bob Bob say what

1:15:33

Casey, you know, you know

1:15:35

the Kundra. It's like sometimes play golf with

1:15:37

well There's some who are they

1:15:39

the come drats a Kundra. Oh, no,

1:15:41

excuse me. You went there. Okay, we

1:15:43

all heard the Satan's No,

1:15:46

but we all heard we all heard

1:15:48

come to right. I heard it. I

1:15:50

heard it my my heart skipped a

1:15:53

beat because Decumbrats are a major plot

1:15:55

point and out there. Oh, no. Okay,

1:15:57

I'm trading. Okay. I About

1:16:00

to lawyer up. I'm glad the Kundra? The

1:16:02

Kundra, yeah. The Kundra. A very

1:16:04

nice family. I saved their holiday letter for the

1:16:06

end of January because it's always got so many

1:16:08

fun tips. And there's some Marcus.

1:16:10

He works at the VA, of course you know them.

1:16:12

And then while he's dating a girl named Shelly and

1:16:15

her brother works at Fleet Farm and he's thinking about

1:16:17

moving to Los Angeles. Maybe he should

1:16:19

talk to him, Casey. Tell him what it's like. Okay.

1:16:23

Yeah. Maybe why is he moving to Los

1:16:25

Angeles? He's thinking about it. He's just thinking about it. He might not.

1:16:28

But anyway, give him a call. He's just getting

1:16:30

ready to catch up. Great. Love to

1:16:32

hear from you. Alright. You should talk to him,

1:16:34

Casey. Yeah. That was your dad. I

1:16:36

was going to say maybe he could work for you, James Cameron, in one of

1:16:38

these Avatar movies. Or eventually, when I'm

1:16:40

not directing them, maybe he'll

1:16:43

work for Jake Sully.

1:16:45

Because of the Dosey Doe effect that we were talking

1:16:47

about? Right. That was the big announcement

1:16:49

we were setting up. That's the big announcement we got. And I get a huge

1:16:51

reward. It felt like Savion Glover was in this studio the way that was getting

1:16:53

stepped on. So you're doing the

1:16:55

Dosey Doe effect. You're moving over to the

1:16:57

director's chair. Correct. You're

1:17:00

going to star in these movies? Correct. Are you going to be

1:17:02

CGI character as well? Or is it just going to be you?

1:17:04

Only for a couple of flashback scenes where they need me to

1:17:06

look super young. Are

1:17:08

you going to be a Navi? Some

1:17:11

of the time. Some of the

1:17:13

time. But then I'll become a Navi. So

1:17:15

what character are you playing? James Cameron. You're

1:17:17

playing James Cameron in the movie? Yes.

1:17:19

The director of Avatar. Finally lands on

1:17:22

Pandora. So

1:17:24

you've taken a big spaceship there or a rocket

1:17:26

ship or something like that and you wind

1:17:29

up on Pandora and you have

1:17:31

directed movies about all these people? Yes. In

1:17:34

the world of Avatar, word has gotten down

1:17:36

to Earth and I've made movies

1:17:39

about Avatar within the world of

1:17:41

Avatar. I see. And then what are you on

1:17:43

Pandora to do? Do research for the

1:17:45

next Avatar movie. How do they feel about your

1:17:47

depiction? Are you a villainous character? They

1:17:49

Haven't seen the movies yet when

1:17:51

I land. But Then several movies

1:17:53

later, copies start finding their way

1:17:55

to Pandora. Why Do you think

1:17:57

movies are copies? The

1:18:00

view is it a world where. so it's a

1:18:02

long way that you were right there. Five movies

1:18:04

earlier. Well, some of these movies. and again this

1:18:06

is and that announcement. Some of these movies will

1:18:08

start segways in real size. What

1:18:11

is going to be a lot decisions when you're making

1:18:13

dozens of movies Young, some of them are going to

1:18:15

be a real skirt and if it's a paradise me

1:18:17

that was movies on behalf. Of

1:18:19

what is this on the front of these I

1:18:22

had the wow ah but as or that with

1:18:24

space out I have belt or it's been a

1:18:26

little consensus between just bizarre be good fun We

1:18:28

love each other we don't know I said let's

1:18:30

be clear a psychedelic and a by a single

1:18:32

thing that set up and will never go wrong

1:18:34

side of boiling pot ago course it's always fun

1:18:37

to like get in the Ring and Derrida few

1:18:39

jabs were boys like takes his character that was

1:18:41

taught as an actress that our meal the ball

1:18:43

but bob that was a little too far as

1:18:45

tried one tried one didn't feel good coming out

1:18:47

honestly say they are sailing for the. Email full.

1:18:50

Lapland say you're sorry. Sorry and

1:18:52

until you know what, I. Don't.

1:18:54

Need the apology. Or.

1:18:56

That was a little bit of to energies

1:18:58

and was coming our way. I can I

1:19:00

be number of seven was that a T

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of seven? The Open Yeah okay a little

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bit spicy honey. Look as Slice known as

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a gun law before, his dogs are vital.

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similar. Number real when they'll see. Dell is

1:19:16

also the name of a Girl Scout cookies

1:19:18

and are are nice is selling sounds like

1:19:20

a bit confusing it All that can be

1:19:22

confusing Now tied in are they will they

1:19:25

put somebody on the bus. Or tag old

1:19:27

man that along where does he sell these to

1:19:29

see if we able set up an email to

1:19:31

go that Maple Grove? Any of us some headphones

1:19:33

and of the whole are on the phone. or

1:19:35

did her credit cards? Yes. I do some a

1:19:37

male everywhere which is so system. Uses if

1:19:40

that's that's weird. Yeah, Business upon by i'm from

1:19:42

a little girl or whatever you say have a

1:19:44

website to I mean I think get it for

1:19:46

you. Why? Why do I know my little girl's

1:19:48

yells. His you'll have to send you the link me as you'll see know.

1:19:50

The website my piano was it really? Programs by

1:19:52

website should be design and run by little girls

1:19:54

I think I think like it's fine if they

1:19:56

want to do on my sales of the new

1:19:58

era. But. The would still be

1:20:00

the same thing I wouldn't you imagine now smalling

1:20:03

know. How many thin mints can I put you down for?

1:20:05

Our one i'm not a bar and was

1:20:08

what I'm worried or credit card information may

1:20:10

be out. We talk about this website tall

1:20:12

have our dog and segments is sick him

1:20:14

and mail the next and will challenge sometimes

1:20:16

by james safe spots obliged to wonder boxes

1:20:19

of thin mints and sticking together I don't

1:20:21

care how you make I want one hundred

1:20:23

bosses. The families would pick their credit cards

1:20:25

intensive we are. You guys have paid putting

1:20:27

your credit cards on the internet. Yeah, easy

1:20:29

as I see see. Oh

1:20:32

okay sickness so ago like the

1:20:34

you. Guys know what happened. You know what happened

1:20:36

to our at the for don't teacher Val rather taught

1:20:38

all of our kids now put her credit card on

1:20:40

the internet one time and they it aig ends up

1:20:43

getting magazines for four years and they couldn't stop by.

1:20:45

Would we know that? You know it's funny. I

1:20:47

actually did know that hopes is it said it

1:20:49

is. The word got out on Pandora. I got

1:20:51

an email. I guess this oh I pad or

1:20:53

were there was this webpage or so good ruined

1:20:56

because there's no email. There's no magazine officers know

1:20:58

like salesman so far so far. but when slaves

1:21:00

they say they all come over will Yeah there's

1:21:02

a movie where they get magazines of hand or

1:21:04

it changes everything. Paradise has more. So what do

1:21:06

you think we're going to make those magazines that

1:21:08

Ago magazine or batteries? What matters is going to

1:21:11

end up being earth? No point. well for a

1:21:13

while. yeah. but then he goes back. Either

1:21:16

scenario, where Pandora becomes earth and I

1:21:18

guess that a man. And I

1:21:20

knew I could ever put down their physical

1:21:22

address is I'd like to send all of

1:21:24

you boys an article that I. Read I am

1:21:27

not going to throw it out as I wanted

1:21:29

all sense of Obama the ocean set of right

1:21:31

down. He had little fact that other newspapers as

1:21:33

a way down the boxes are over the years

1:21:35

I target I'm a headset on you could pull.

1:21:38

Up on the superstar things I've been meaning

1:21:40

to send a cc but ah but I

1:21:42

think I can maybe make photocopies a sixteenth

1:21:44

us because O T C you. You went

1:21:46

to school with his older brother but you

1:21:48

remember Tyler? Okay, we don't want to hear about

1:21:51

Tyler. Little or no. No, I'm not a no. I

1:21:53

don't know if you're not in this out, you're injured.

1:21:55

Okay, take says feels like it as a little zeus

1:21:57

to. If we could put this in a seventy two

1:21:59

you insist. Whether she does your brother and

1:22:01

I think. You can is that right? Humanity? I

1:22:03

don't know these kids can play basketball with level one

1:22:05

with the goatee. What he had go to of Energy

1:22:08

was maybe one of the first place we didn't have

1:22:10

a go to when he played the I would eventually

1:22:12

they played when they were ten city of their okay

1:22:14

what. Are they singing with his younger brother Tyler? He works

1:22:16

as a cunt? Those and I went in there to try

1:22:18

to get our holiday letter copied so that will keep it

1:22:21

as a record. Center I don't repeat myself. Here

1:22:23

was year will have to keep the letter.

1:22:25

We're. Going to keep it. Where. Are you keeping

1:22:28

the copies? I like keep the copies

1:22:30

in of in a Manila full. Of people are

1:22:32

there. Will ever see

1:22:34

Spent summer and but he said

1:22:36

whatever was. On. That's a genetic

1:22:39

I do it as bad as

1:22:41

what about the purposes of Nevermind

1:22:43

Bears Chi lowered. Voice

1:22:46

And He was Jesus. A

1:22:49

else makes you for that, these as newspaper clippings,

1:22:51

angus and decay seats so I can send them

1:22:53

to all you boys including you Mister Kim at

1:22:55

the bottom the the ocean. Guess it's an article

1:22:58

about how you might not. Need. An

1:23:00

umbrella? you if you just were a hooded jacket.

1:23:02

The he can answer that. Not Great advice of

1:23:04

the bomb. There's no me I can only imagine

1:23:06

would seep through gym you think you're on. Think

1:23:08

of right now that. I. Reckon this

1:23:10

couple. Might. Make good additions

1:23:13

to the avatar story group. On another said

1:23:15

i has gotta be annoying neighbors, characters, images

1:23:17

and avatar. The level of details in the

1:23:19

lack of self at it reeks of an

1:23:21

Avatar movie. I was I. I don't like

1:23:23

to get vulnerable in the space because I

1:23:26

already feel like Scott as attacks me even

1:23:28

though we love each other. Yes and but

1:23:30

I I swear now it's ten and we

1:23:32

love each other. But I do feel but.

1:23:35

We. Are blocks we're on our were

1:23:37

no at the outline stage of Avatar seven

1:23:40

the zoo and was started with a grant

1:23:42

only up on seventy we've hit a wall

1:23:44

We we hit a wall we all we

1:23:46

have now is the Pandora which is flooded

1:23:48

with magazines ah used to be or superiors

1:23:50

and anymore now it's gone back and a

1:23:52

congrats of the rise and as with all

1:23:54

we as a with my father never know

1:23:57

you have a hundred to been there before

1:23:59

but or by. Again, right And

1:24:01

where do I worry though I

1:24:03

may have some and for inciting

1:24:05

real leather fit. Wise. For

1:24:09

six that I see Avatar Seventy

1:24:12

Two, and Avatar Prisoners This is

1:24:14

if we have not gone to

1:24:16

that. Well, yeah, I'm not. Once

1:24:18

in Seventy Two films can you

1:24:20

imagine all these all those trees

1:24:23

and all the vines overrated figuratively.

1:24:25

All. Lowing. Where's his supplied to

1:24:27

every dollar you'll find hidden? Excited just thinking

1:24:29

that of the Psyllium. And although. Maybe

1:24:31

it's the first Christmas on Pandora

1:24:34

because that was neither. is lying

1:24:36

around there. must this desk a

1:24:38

woodsy. Com allow the gets all those planets.

1:24:40

Isn't isn't As of the three Wise Men,

1:24:42

you could be one of them. Some got

1:24:45

i just want to Hitler's You've not formally

1:24:47

been invited to the story group. Okay, why

1:24:49

does no good as an extra four hundred

1:24:51

million the ideas but the not fucking under

1:24:53

contract. Get a Vp You mind if I

1:24:55

call you to be there has to be

1:24:57

good. My hero. Yeah. I feel

1:24:59

like we were hidden some real, right, unobtainium

1:25:01

of story right here. Yeah, and it's got

1:25:04

a lot of the marks of what makes

1:25:06

a great Avatar film most. And. Drama.

1:25:10

And. It's lacking some of that. Same.

1:25:12

As Avatar Schumer that really like just

1:25:14

humorous taught Cf does everybody funny jokes

1:25:16

that the sales degree with yeah the

1:25:18

sort of a subtle sly a charm

1:25:20

of a New Yorker cartoon. He and

1:25:22

I'm wondering if you may be wanna

1:25:24

do a bit of a comedy pass

1:25:26

on the ideas were throwing out. He

1:25:28

where do you think there's some potential

1:25:30

for jokes I think that are you

1:25:33

should define not ovens and show business

1:25:35

Never windows were comedy passes I didn't

1:25:37

say was when you hire some like

1:25:39

made a look at her. Awful

1:25:41

scripts recent down, about months of jokes

1:25:43

in it than that guy about here.

1:25:45

they could do this gem. They give

1:25:47

me a huge amount of money right

1:25:49

and you always do it at the

1:25:51

latest possible moments. I will, I should

1:25:53

up I should add I've never been

1:25:55

asked did that sauce today and I'm

1:25:57

always available to the last Tuesday. Crazy.

1:26:00

I mean is a really good deal thought I

1:26:02

mean like or hundred million it'll be amortized or

1:26:04

am it's a more I looked it up as

1:26:06

as it is advertised. well now you're right about

1:26:08

that Yes but woman while we were saying was

1:26:10

a more amorphous yeah I would love of which

1:26:12

and use I not say but I'm like to

1:26:14

be pretty sure I samurai's I think we kind

1:26:16

of retrofitted that. yeah I said it was a

1:26:18

the gas lighting is come over here to Jake's

1:26:20

silly or but but this is the deal Todd

1:26:22

yeah to be happy to do that. Okay great

1:26:24

so where would I have any ideas I do

1:26:26

it at home. Start a

1:26:28

starting right now. oh right down the I could

1:26:31

yell en masse and the problem is right now

1:26:33

that I've never seen the Avatar movies and I'd

1:26:35

have been understood. One thing you said offices all

1:26:37

as that is a great such a good time

1:26:39

for freshly brewed with Active. He says at this

1:26:41

point we need to be training new fans would

1:26:43

wear answering a seventy a d a non de

1:26:46

yah tips. Banking on the only scored seven on

1:26:48

another planet the movie yeah what's Pandora that the

1:26:50

other plant and door of the city do remember

1:26:52

So do a scene where like people like I'm

1:26:54

never could get a Pandora never google Pandora that

1:26:56

he cut to them and Pandora. Funny as

1:26:58

a smile on his name and address the i

1:27:01

imagine if it was Harrison is why I. Can't

1:27:03

think of business and hint or I. Never spend Christmas

1:27:05

on the and are. Finding. Christmas at

1:27:07

the end or as the like they're trying

1:27:09

to combine my idea that on it would

1:27:12

build lama. Making of a bag of Stanhope

1:27:14

is different. You are you on your own.

1:27:16

I filmmaking and collaborative and is Laurie group

1:27:18

Also you said could you work from home?

1:27:20

All the writing is done in a small

1:27:23

submersible. Scary.

1:27:25

As. Of the story groups out there has to

1:27:28

read out of. I've noticed that at the bottom

1:27:30

but we have a good the other one eclipse

1:27:32

largest not the bad we are. We can pick

1:27:34

you up from home but then you're going straight.

1:27:37

Down. Into the ocean for what he wouldn't high

1:27:39

on brakes on like you know like we come

1:27:41

up for air this of so sixty minutes of

1:27:43

script yeah let your best f we got a

1:27:45

break room yes but you also got a monorail

1:27:47

owning break and pressurize if you some of her

1:27:50

breaks you sooner you can defend the only get

1:27:52

the band's yeah I agree that what if I

1:27:54

have a set of the comedy store them when

1:27:56

they will you bring me up yob are you

1:27:58

up to the it's like. The introduction like

1:28:00

next comedian coming supersedes like bring you up at

1:28:02

that yeah I know I will do. You know

1:28:04

what you know about? No no spite. I was

1:28:07

like a funny guy. Is that what I did

1:28:09

I we both are ethically will bring you up

1:28:11

and another am at Cbs comes over as it

1:28:13

that is a young urology. Both both it and

1:28:15

I bring you up as yourself and then I

1:28:17

bring you up. Bring on set up. A real

1:28:19

bad that would have James Cameron browser because I'm

1:28:21

I. I sort of sets audience level so I'm

1:28:24

not funny. Yeah so I go after introduce you

1:28:26

to that. I'm funnier and you can and yeah

1:28:28

exactly. But also you're trying to get. States.

1:28:30

And because you know that you're gonna be stored in

1:28:32

his movies yeah and eventually when we the same a

1:28:34

movie that is a chance that I target I could

1:28:36

be right. for that you know the inevitable pivot to

1:28:39

stand up the I as this point be only screens

1:28:41

have you really have is that Oscars where you want

1:28:43

me? That the hilarious I'm the King of the world

1:28:45

On with my mum News. I'm

1:28:48

sorry I saw he works in Comedy Stars.

1:28:50

it's it's oh I guess we don't care

1:28:53

about a little filmmaker named Albert Pike last

1:28:55

big Albert Brooks fab. It's big debate is

1:28:57

based in our view not the biggest news

1:28:59

bears are you would out of or sans

1:29:02

as he says as you are excited about

1:29:04

them universally that's not that big of an

1:29:06

helper Brooks their that's the one I have

1:29:08

not seen. okay as I thought of them

1:29:10

are a moderate level of other Muslim in

1:29:13

in hockey world you might have I but

1:29:15

you drop out when the film starts. Address.

1:29:18

Is is that some of them I look, I'm

1:29:20

that that a James Cameron's and do. Oh.

1:29:22

How do you predict the future? Of

1:29:25

Films has yet to drop in quality. We

1:29:27

love how they will say well aware, when

1:29:29

are they going to winter The Go drop

1:29:32

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your Todd Barry obviously domestic short hair and

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con around of sorry it's a documentary

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the Sancho Torches a friend of mine

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a comedian who pretends to be George

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Lucas and then someone made a documentary

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about that is only pretending to be

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a famous director. Ah, I'm not sure

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an hour of disrespectful to the arts. You,

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gym if you just plug in things you've seen

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recently in like you did tell me you're like

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certain scenes of the new Mean Girls a lot.

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liked some oh yes select him that he i

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heard of my friend Jon Hamm or like all

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the scenes John M was in. oh really I

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like him on Fargo. I'm going to like me

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you for having us on. Thank you for being

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my dear friend. Sure we we We love. Each

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