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it's hilarious stand up comedian james

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today's tester james welcome

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to the neighborhood

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tj it will allow be welcome

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james i hear

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that you have given up social media are

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you actually familiar with these great

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are familiar with the groups

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my closest experience to

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something similar is just the

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email chain i'm on for

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the building i live in a email chains

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with their the subject had in bad smell or

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some good i saw i saw

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with us

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i did bad smell and up

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there was a lot of chat people

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to pick up with a bad was covered for know

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what about the snow i think

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the end and quite predictably a disappointing

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conclusion it was the bins think

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we could have figured out a lot could not i think we needed

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a to figure out the bad smell was

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coming from the principle of

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to be fair sometimes has more serious stuff

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on the group you know there's a

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assholes they get limited across the whole

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country a bill of people who live

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in blood

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the hawks haven't until

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hamlin when how disaster

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and a lot of people who would

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like to so the

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plots not been able to so that

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sometimes the changes that and us old

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chipping in to get a lawyer or together

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so residents yeah from

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a whereas about smell

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to we all need to change from legal

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from bad smell to jerry maguire

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in what i mean the of

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us

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for the group of the road

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rocket

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there with you some of the past tax moraines

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digital britain i should say

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the all of the posts i read or real but all the names

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of change due to a legal reasons

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i was that to be honest i don't doubt that

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this is a lovely story i got here from hatfill

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talk which is a village and sorry this

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original post is from someone called and

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i've just driven through the village and seen

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a rough sleeper in the doors the village whole

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i just don't know what to do ah

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purim several i love about

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this place this wayne has turned up turned

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up the least helpful comments

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wayne has said

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my family bill that whole nine

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also that also what the us who have you decided

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to apply to apply

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to what he said but wouldn't know reading that

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wha towed to apply for what way

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they said that my family built with that whole if it's

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like my family built the whole

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like he doesn't want the the face enough in

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that oh oh

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like oh my family build a whole look

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a little fun fact but complete that there will ever forget

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also to b i have no idea why he

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per la la exclamation i'm

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whenever anyone uses punctuation anyone these

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things i always just that they're trying

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to be a bit son yeah yeah

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claire is applied to and it's so

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cold tonight to i had a few

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glasses of wine so i

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dr up with blankets or food and

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can anyone get to them a meal

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or drinks or blanket

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that is astonishing

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snippets of my god

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on said in to glasses of someone

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else go into a good thing on my behalf

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please come up with the idea

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who the whales do it while he turned up

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and the police decided to take this

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upon herself

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the be the savior to creepy she says i'll

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take take drink and some food up is he still

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there

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shelley supplies i couldn't do

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they i can

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some she going alone i

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mean everyone is been nice

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yeah well older ladies

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are widely to seven about whole the

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blokes be met with that it ever i

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, know can sympathize maybe

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wayne is actually someone who works for op

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sammy just as want to talk about it isn't that he just

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wants to talk about how

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family or instrumental in the building of dislike

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overlay

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nobody's ever bought the whole before this is is already

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the you time is up the just saw a subway

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or his fault live appropriate jfk

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as turns out the i just don't

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think that this that this helpful

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com but justice said is probably

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just a local place said nice safe

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he replied to jackie with

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that you are the local piss head

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he replied to jackie to say mon

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ami to chaise lounge

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a go straight go straight just the most

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cold and callous and she thinks issued is that

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with the local pet said life mate

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whoever said thought to be honest it's

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a good diffuse in their pants

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china like that and up and as you said

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that what i really love the most

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he's response here is she has just

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taken this she has an argued

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chef come back she's just

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yeah and yeah

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he gottlieb fair enough

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the handset and has replied to the

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original poster

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oh there's been some action i

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went back up there and it was it was couple

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getting some space

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sarah's replied to and

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they village , live in

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a panic it was daughter who'd been out

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for a walk with walk boyfriend were having

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boyfriend were t sank

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you for all of your concern

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picnic see my all

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of the second was

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it was it was it at the very start

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not enough sleep or that was two people have a picnic

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yes apparently this one rough sleepers

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has now turned into two teenagers

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are just trying to get it on now i'm

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not sure about or what's going on

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that is is to have at a picnic as though

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different of one blow to the doorway a

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perfect that the all of them themselves of the bought

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for one nice village we live in mystery

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solved that god doesn't sound like mrs old

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stuff that you now protected the original guy is a real

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bullies sales actually made some say to

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replied all of this at

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this commotion

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lucille very disappointed because she

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says

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them and mit lucille

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husband his reply to the pace most

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the me get in yard

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the lots again for the i never have a completely

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but i guess it's nice that area

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care enough i mean they'll the see

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tank have that many rough sleepers and stuff

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going on said said is to become a point

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of conversation

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but it's nice that they care and

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if you are homeless in this

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this podcast are you

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needs just puppy self along to

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have failed because they were

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oh so you're right about you

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the people somebody posts

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the would say there's a certain

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level of pastas where

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no matter what you do it

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you still one of the worst people in the wealth if

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if if if if if if if the guy the gig

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the i have a good for ukraine the organizers

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for people who sits above possibly have ever

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then i would say

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the i dos i've gone to as of

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the was people that woman will assist assist

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assist aber die that would do it objectively

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good are you know and i'm

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on the time specially a lot of he

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takes you can gigs afterwards

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get follow up email for the most is usually thank

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you so much for giving the time that

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much money was raised in the end you can also

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if you wanna get five involves a some links

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to some other charities of about the

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bathgate feel know this post the fight with

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themselves in the venue

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the caption we did it

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i hear chains that you have a

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book that you are can

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you please tell me about this book

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james i guess was guys quit the social media

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be the best he can be kill yourself of loneliness

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for the one is what the book is co louth

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as he said earlier i did quit social

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media for real twenty nine same and

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to asked about the a lot and interviews with people

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know with on social they would also have

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happened with islam social media recognized

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that had , that of what about

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it but it's had asked if a bomb and ounces

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about walk what does it boy boy

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i got sideboard the sound of my own voice

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not a thought to myself up instead and

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lie about wilde quit and lie about

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what i like with and will i've done

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since clinton it was all with it was a

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stupid stuff on make

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it out login and now the on non social

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media and me that i get updates and that was may

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be that he mourns or started my own crash in

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order to replace last job

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on purpose and very silly things just

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as he went to texas half away from that world i'm going

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to truckee say patents with manchester

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now and to somewhere could bell gardens

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the original post is from other me where

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adventure map that manchester acts in which

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is good i've just been doing it for three months for movie so

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i'll decide to the it they regard okay

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we've all got sexual life

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i guess but could you please some decency

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and close the curtains if often sacks

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me my flatmates en masse

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and but some people are because it used to say

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it's like go into the movies without paying

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a ticket

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steve as out with to the

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do requests yeah i

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, the movie that eludes a bogus

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you've seen it all even got myself

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from what i see around the building you

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if you want to m last

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know about some of the people in your local time

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we we want to hear

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me i'm about what goes on him what people

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are speaking about

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that is there anything really juicy class

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and screenshots an email them over to me at welcome

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to the neighborhood a bbc takeda uk and

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this is actually what see a has done she said

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listen jane

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a man could soon has posted on

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his streets what's that grape please help

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that been assessed from our has lady

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has stolen halloween reese from

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our door she did a renaissance

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mission renaissance mission

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rak can with other thoughts

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returned half an hour later pinches

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we call her on our doorbell camera see

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if we need to do is cruise

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around the surrounding post case and see who

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has it on their door also have linked

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up with labels for dash cam footage shown

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to latest update, the grief

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has recovered more cctv footage from

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the pub, is a toyota yaris, they

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run the plate and the vehicle is taxed and mot

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and then she 1/4

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poster, which has been shared

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door wreaths from a house on us claim

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on friday the twenty ninth of october twenty

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twenty one and there's a picture of

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a mess woman was

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away green tracy yaris tracy for a

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you know i do want to get any more trouble for essentially

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and so like

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what

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of the price that is hit

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traffic and

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if you got someone's numberplates

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that's hard numberplate you

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don't need to put our thing to the local community

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that don't tell everyone

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did call them the claim of modem race

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to the earth is that a care these

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a nickname they labeled her

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receive wasn't enough we don't know whether

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or not the receive has been brought to justice

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