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Welcome

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back to another episode of the

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Comedy Trap house. I'm your host, Rome Green

2:33

Jr.

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in

2:47

the building with me. I got Cam,

2:50

Happy Halloween. I got Emmanuel,

2:52

ooh, happy Halloween,

2:55

happy Halloween. Um,

2:59

they are premiering the,

3:02

uh, the Halloween movie

3:04

we shot in March, uh, tonight.

3:07

Oh, they are? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

3:09

So what channel is that coming? Oh, where they're doing

3:12

it at theater down in like, where it's going to be like

3:14

a small, I think for the cast and crew to see

3:16

it cause we had nobody, nobody seeing it yet. And then

3:18

I think they go and stream it somewhere else.

3:21

I guess I'll find it all that information

3:23

and let people know. Not

3:26

this time, not this time. Yeah. I made it through, made

3:28

it through. Terrible.

3:31

That's understandable. But did he make it through the movie?

3:34

It's a question. Yeah. You

3:37

have to be in the movie to get edited out, which

3:39

is something you wouldn't know about. You

3:41

got it.

3:43

Cool. All right. Happy

3:47

Halloween. How y'all

3:49

feel about Halloween?

3:51

I was talking to.

3:59

somebody about this other day, they was like, are you

4:02

going to party? I was like, I was with you. It's

4:04

one of them holidays I could skip over. I could.

4:07

We talked about this every year, basically.

4:10

Yeah, I really don't. But I don't know if I've been adamant.

4:12

Like this year, I think I'm adamant. Like

4:15

I don't know if I like Halloween. Like

4:18

it don't do nothing for me at all.

4:21

Like not a party, not a costume.

4:24

Can you take me back for a second? Like where

4:26

it started? Yeah, when did it do

4:28

something for you? OK,

4:30

well, of course, kid. OK, so as a

4:32

kid, you were into it. Because I wasn't. Yeah,

4:34

I was into it as a kid. My mom

4:37

was a starch starch.

4:39

Starch? Starch? Starch? Starch? Starch?

4:42

She wasn't starchy. But she was a staunch

4:44

Christian. A lot of bread ain't the

4:46

old man. But

4:48

you know they don't use all that fake

4:50

glue. Yeah. Yeah. But she

4:53

was a staunch Christian and

4:56

ain't fucked with none of that shit. You know what I'm

4:58

saying? So I barely

5:00

really did it. And it wasn't even just because of her, because

5:02

I rebelled against her plenty of times.

5:06

But I just didn't get into it

5:09

as much. I was

5:11

just like, people dressing up all right, that's

5:13

cool. I robbed some kids with some candy

5:16

as a bigger kid. I mean, that's scary. That

5:19

is scary, especially when you see cops. Yeah. It's

5:22

really scary. And they hem you

5:24

up and tell you why you taking kids with candy.

5:27

When I was a kid, I was into it. Not for

5:29

the candy, kind of have a sweet tooth. Just for

5:31

dressing up as my favorite superhero character.

5:33

So of course, I went as

5:35

Batman before. I went as Robin

5:37

one time. I went as a ninja. I

5:39

think

5:39

I went as a vampire one

5:41

time, just all of that.

5:43

I think. But

5:45

the last time I was into it was college. Yeah,

5:47

that's what I was going to say. Just going to get twerked

5:50

on. Yeah. I think that was the last

5:52

time. And I might have dressed up

5:54

then, or I might not have. I

5:56

might not. I think dressing up stopped. OK,

5:58

so the second level. was partying

6:01

college party college college

6:04

college college every year we

6:06

were looking for who's throwing the

6:08

Halloween party right where's

6:10

the Halloween party real quick keep

6:13

that in mind did you dress up like superheroes

6:16

or you just dressed up the

6:18

majority of my customers were superheroes

6:20

but then I did I remember I did a vampire

6:22

one year for sure vampire definitely

6:24

mostly it was all superheroes superheroes

6:27

so mostly winners that's why you

6:29

never dressed up as a cowboy

6:31

as a kid

6:34

well we were winning when I was a kid that's

6:36

why you didn't dress up as a commander

6:39

okay alright we battling back at it we

6:41

weren't called a commander you're a whole lot

6:43

of dressed up as a Native American oh so

6:48

I think college

6:50

was was dressed up I feel like

6:52

I dressed up maybe did something in college probably

6:55

some half ass costume of some sort and

6:58

then Rome Rome was I

7:01

wore my suit yeah his prom

7:04

suit the Halloween

7:06

costume one of the

7:08

worst prom suits of all time yeah it's terrible

7:10

he dressed as Michael Jordan for Halloween that's

7:13

true like furniture and your grandma yeah

7:15

it's bad is that suit made by Michael

7:17

Jordan maybe it might be Jordan's

7:19

suit like a Jordan Michael

7:22

Jordan ain't that bad that's

7:24

a big ass suit and then after

7:27

college it just started to go downhill

7:29

but here's the interesting

7:32

part because there's because

7:35

there was no partying no no I

7:37

think we partied at the college for sure but I just didn't

7:39

have that urge to like

7:42

do nothing for Halloween I don't know why

7:44

they just started to go they just started to leave me

7:46

and then but what was interesting is

7:49

I enjoy a scary movie here and there okay

7:53

but just the act of Halloween I

7:55

don't care if like all the extra but

7:57

like but film wise I

8:00

do money because horror is my least favorite. And it's

8:02

kind of my least favorite. It's my favorite. If

8:04

I am watching horror, it's with a girl. Yeah,

8:06

but you're only

8:08

somewhat entertaining then.

8:10

But I would go watch it. But you watch it during Halloween? Like

8:13

October? I mean, because a lot of stuff comes

8:15

out. I do watch them other times. But a lot of stuff comes

8:18

out during the Halloween. Some

8:20

people out there, as a ritual, they'll watch, you know, scary

8:23

movies. I mean, yeah, for sure. Every Halloween or something.

8:25

But I think also, I think the last portion

8:27

of it is, I don't want to dress

8:31

up as nothing basic. But

8:33

then I don't want to think of nothing too

8:35

hard for that one night. So then I just

8:37

cancel the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah,

8:40

not understand. Like

8:43

where expectation needs failure.

8:46

And it just stops for nothing.

8:48

Yeah, it's like I'm just not going to do it. But I do

8:51

see why some people enjoy it. I get it. Like

8:53

the costumes, just like I understand.

8:55

Like I've seen probably the best makeup

8:57

artists I've ever seen. I

9:00

think maybe I should show it. Dang,

9:02

I should have sent that beforehand.

9:04

Let me send it real quick, because

9:06

I've never seen.

9:09

Grabbing basket. Well, one thing I used to watch

9:11

when I was a kid, looking forward to, was the Simpsons

9:13

Halloween special. Oh my god. I

9:15

always used to watch that. Yes, Simpsons

9:18

Halloween specials were amazing.

9:20

But it's not like Christmas. Like Christmas is certain

9:22

things I got to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Home

9:25

Alone and Christmas Story. I got to watch

9:27

both of those during Christmas time. I don't

9:29

think there's a comparison in the holidays. I

9:31

mean, to be honest with you, in my personal

9:34

opinion, Halloween kind of became

9:36

like a horse holiday. A horse

9:38

holiday. I like the way that sounds. Ain't that

9:40

like an excuse for like dressing

9:42

up kind of like a slut most of the time? I mean, a lot of

9:44

girls admit that they love that time. I don't

9:47

think. But there was no like. I don't think you can

9:49

do that now, because women

9:51

dress like that all day. All the time,

9:53

pretty much. But they still make it

9:55

like, OK, I'm going to. How I usually

9:57

dress now.

9:59

I'm dressed.

9:59

I'm dressing like a, you know,

10:02

a French maid, I guess. I'm

10:05

dressing like, you know, the sexiest version

10:08

of Bugs Bunny. We in the OnlyFans

10:11

era, so none of that is like a big deal anymore.

10:13

Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

10:15

regular. Yeah, they're taking over every holiday,

10:17

I guess. Every girl you point at with that outfit, you be like,

10:20

OnlyFans. Yeah, yeah,

10:22

yeah, yeah. Even Thanksgiving, I'll be looking

10:24

at the turkey like, that turkey got a fat out of it.

10:26

I think it's down OnlyFans. But this, this

10:28

is wild. Like, I went through her page.

10:31

What is this? Oh, shit. Like,

10:33

look, that's crazy. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this

10:35

video effects? No, it's just video. That's her. Her

10:38

makeup. That's her makeup. That's

10:41

crazy. So this isn't like

10:43

a blurred video effect. This is

10:45

her makeup. The whole page look like that. Oh,

10:47

I see it. Okay, her face. Her

10:50

face is down here. It's down there. Her eyes.

10:52

These are the fake eyes. These are the fake eyes. That's

10:55

fire. I said, that's impressive. That's fire. I

10:58

said, okay, you, you got

11:00

it. That see, if you, if you do stuff

11:02

like that, that's impressive. That's very

11:05

impressive. Like I could go on Halloween and see some shit like

11:07

that. Like, yo, you deserve, let me get a picture

11:09

with you. Yeah.

11:11

Like her whole page is crazy. Look. Oh,

11:15

yeah. She got some crazy shit. Oh, that is nuts.

11:19

That is dope. That is crazy. Hopefully,

11:24

she's body horror. One time of the year,

11:26

like the Halloween store. Oh, yeah. The

11:28

Halloween store. Wait, wait, look at the burger. Look at the head

11:30

on top of the head. Yeah, that's that. That's not photoshopped.

11:33

No,

11:34

no,

11:35

that has to be like, no, no eyes right

11:37

there. That's that

11:40

shit is incredible. Wow.

11:43

That is incredible. She only got 47,000 like y'all ain't

11:45

shit. Yeah.

11:48

Y'all can that's incredible. That deserve a million.

11:51

And she show you how she do like that.

11:55

That's incredible.

12:00

Wait, what? Wait,

12:03

how does that make sure he had to make a boat so

12:05

she's just oh she's taking stuff off It's

12:08

the reverse the reverse. Yeah. Oh got

12:10

you. Yes, the reverse. Oh, like what the hell? Yeah,

12:13

but that see that stuff that art That's

12:19

incredible, um, let's jump

12:21

into the topics for the day what we got

12:24

dating advice boom on Halloween

12:30

Oh, yeah, I got you.

12:31

I'm a personal

12:33

So,

12:35

yeah So the girl that put

12:37

this video out and it got you

12:39

know Sorry trending a little bit and

12:41

she said everyone she asked told her she was wrong

12:44

So she wanted to come to internet and see if y'all

12:47

think she's still wrong. Okay, it

12:49

was a big topic going back and forth

12:51

My

12:53

tell the story no one ever agrees with me, but

12:56

I swear when I think about it I'm right.

12:58

So when I first moved to Atlanta, I didn't know anybody and

13:00

I joined Bumble and matched with this guy, right? We

13:02

had been talking I think for like two or three

13:04

weeks and I got a good vibe So anyway,

13:06

I had asked him if he knew any handy people

13:08

because I had a lot of like furniture coming

13:11

into my apartment And I needed help putting it

13:13

together. Although I did not know him well enough

13:15

I trusted him enough to come to my apartment now

13:18

in hindsight That was probably a bad idea,

13:20

but it is what I did So before he

13:22

came to my apartment I had a conversation with him

13:24

about payment because I didn't want for

13:26

him to come and I didn't like him and then he

13:28

felt Like he got got so we

13:30

talked about payment and I told him I'd give

13:32

him a certain amount for him putting together

13:35

like Two pieces of furniture. Well,

13:37

he put together a bed and a desk So I don't

13:39

remember exactly how much we agreed on but

13:41

I did say I was gonna sell him the money

13:44

So when he came over he came over like early this

13:46

Saturday morning and he ended up

13:49

like starting right away He was definitely

13:51

somebody that I could see myself talking to in

13:53

the long

13:53

haul So it was cool like he was putting

13:55

this we're getting to know each other. We're talking about family

13:58

He was talking about life all this kind of stuff

13:59

So in my lunchtime I ordered us something to

14:02

eat and as we were eating we were like

14:04

really talking, right? It was good! So

14:06

when he was done he kind of like killed for

14:08

like another couple of hours just to like rest

14:10

and we were really vibing and he was like, I would really

14:13

like to see you again. And I was like, cool! So

14:15

when he's ready to go we go outside and he gives me a hug

14:17

and then he's like, okay, so I'm gonna text you my cell

14:19

information so you can send the payment. And

14:23

I'm like, okay! So

14:25

in the moment I was just a little shocked

14:27

but I didn't like let it on. I was just like, okay,

14:29

just text it to me. So the next day I sent

14:31

the cell payment and I was just like, oh, thank you

14:33

for coming over. I really appreciate it. And then

14:35

I didn't say anything else and he was texting me and

14:37

I did not respond. And he wasn't used

14:40

to that because obviously we had been like texting

14:41

all day long, you know, talking throughout the day. It

14:44

was good at that time. But then

14:46

I just decided that the fact

14:48

of him asking me for money after, like

14:51

we had a good day. And I do understand

14:53

that we agreed upon it, but I just thought it'd be different

14:55

since we were going to start dating. So

14:57

finally he asked me like, what's up? And I was just like,

14:59

honestly, I know we decided that

15:01

I would pay you for that, but I really thought it was tacky

15:04

that you actually asked me for the money afterwards

15:06

and you took it. So I did end up cutting

15:09

it off and we didn't talk again. But when I told

15:11

my cousin about it, she was like, you guys

15:13

agreed on it. Like, I don't understand what

15:16

the problem was. And honestly, like if

15:19

I'm going to date you and

15:21

you know, you put together some furniture for

15:24

me, you're going to charge me. I don't know.

15:26

Like, what do you guys think?

15:35

Shame on him

15:38

for

15:39

one moment thinking

15:42

that this was going to go any other way. She's

15:46

going to be alone forever. She,

15:49

here's the thing. One, I'm

15:52

not going to put up, put together furniture.

15:55

I don't even like moving. I'm not

15:57

going to put together your furniture. But no, he was.

16:00

getting paid to. So that's different. And

16:02

that's the thing.

16:06

Because to put together furniture or pick

16:08

someone up in the airport, I gotta really love you.

16:11

Yeah, yeah, we gotta be,

16:13

we gotta be in. We gotta be locked in. We gotta

16:15

be locked in. Look, look, look. So

16:17

her thing, this is her question. Yeah. So

16:20

she agreed upon because she didn't want him to feel

16:22

like he was being taken advantage of. He didn't know him yet.

16:24

Agreed. But once they had a vibe and they

16:26

was like, all right, she was thinking they may

16:29

be dating. Yeah. She don't feel like if y'all

16:31

dating, you should charge her for

16:33

something like that. Yes, I

16:35

see. But then look, I can

16:37

agree. I can agree with her on that. But

16:39

in this situation, I disagree with

16:41

her because you agreed upon

16:43

and this was your first time meeting. And you're not

16:46

he tried to tell you he didn't want to be paid.

16:48

Yeah. And he kept insisting because

16:50

I don't know if you saw the text came up. Yeah, he said

16:52

he denied it though. She kept

16:55

insisting. So he said, okay. So at the end,

16:58

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16:58

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17:00

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17:02

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17:05

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all the people in the comments were saying, like, she bought

17:12

him lunch. That was like the payment after,

17:15

you know, they started vibing. And

17:18

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ain't dating us. I'm not,

20:55

we, is this the first time I'm meeting? So

20:58

I'm not dating her either. Well, no,

21:00

he said he wanted to. Yeah. I

21:02

want to. I want to. I'm

21:05

not, we haven't even met. We

21:07

didn't finish our transaction. But that's what she was

21:09

going off of. Look, I

21:11

agree with you. No, I'm on the outside. You do it. You

21:14

play on the side. I gotta play on the side for the sake

21:16

of this. She's saying, now

21:18

that they, like, y'all been vibing and

21:21

she agreed to like, yeah, let's see each other some

21:23

more. Yeah. Yeah.

21:26

And like, once we start dating, then you shouldn't,

21:29

you shouldn't charge me for

21:31

helping me, basically. That's her thing.

21:34

But a lot of people are saying like, they get

21:36

that. Some people was on her side. No, I did. The

21:39

majority was not. Yeah. But it's like, y'all

21:41

ain't get there yet. Y'all ain't get there yet. You can't

21:43

just no one void the contract. All right. Oh,

21:46

I like him now. He cool now. So

21:48

I want to pay you. Nah. Nah.

21:51

Especially after you kept insisting. So he was like,

21:53

all right. All right. Well, now

21:55

I want my money. And also, but

21:58

she expects people in the comments are saying.

21:59

They expected him to turn it down now that they

22:02

were vibing it was green for that. I don't expect

22:04

that at all. No

22:05

We just we just we

22:07

just met we can buy

22:09

yeah, that's fine Like

22:12

what did she get fix again a bed

22:14

a full bed and a death a lot. That's over

22:16

the course of what? a day a couple

22:18

of And

22:23

I'm sweating through doing a job And

22:26

then okay we cool now. Yeah.

22:29

Oh you find me attractive. I appreciate it. Yeah Yeah,

22:37

I'm a fan of being impeccable with your word I

22:39

tried turn it down now this is your word night

22:42

Moving forward. Let's let's be impeccable

22:44

what I work. Well, I know they don't have

22:46

that same type. Okay, it got you

22:48

I I'm

22:52

just gonna say this if and

22:54

I know this is different circumstances, but if

22:56

a guy comes over here, right? Let's not ask

22:58

y'all do y'all know anybody that you come fix

23:01

something over there? Whatever whatever After

23:03

the grapevine somebody comes to oh, yeah,

23:05

I come help y'all out. Yeah Just

23:08

give me this amount whatever. Yeah do comes

23:11

over here, right? Yeah Mad

23:13

cool. Yeah, man cool. We started

23:16

We were late known whatever we start talking

23:18

about superhero shit You know I'm

23:20

saying typical gosh. Yeah, we just start and

23:23

he seems like man we could become friends man

23:26

You know, we would like to you know, I

23:28

would like to Continue

23:31

my this conversation. Yeah with

23:34

this with this gentleman because

23:36

I think he'll make a good girl brotherhood

23:38

whatever Just

23:42

because I feel like that now and he

23:44

might feel like that now. Yeah

23:47

in no Sense of the

23:49

manner do I have the idea?

23:51

Well now that we cool now. He should be

23:54

able to hook me up. He ain't called

23:56

he should take off there now We cool

23:58

weeks different number now dating I know

24:00

it's not dating, that's why I said it's different at the beginning.

24:02

It's a little different, but at no point

24:05

in my- What are you planning on? The planning and

24:07

doing are- There's not many. It's just a whole lot on

24:09

the date. We went on one date. We didn't even go on the date.

24:11

We didn't even do nothing. We didn't even do nothing.

24:13

I don't know you. I said, hey, I don't

24:15

want the money. You kept saying, hey, I said

24:18

okay. She said once they agreed

24:20

upon seeing each other some more, now they're stepping

24:22

into the arena. So that was her

24:24

logic. Yeah, we haven't got- yeah, I get it, but we haven't got that

24:26

yet. We agree on stepping on. We haven't even stepped.

24:29

We haven't stepped in the name of love, so

24:32

I need my coin. Things

24:36

just go so much easier amongst

24:39

men. Let's just be honest.

24:41

The white Howard text messages

24:43

between him and his boo thing- I ain't

24:45

watching that. It

24:48

was so easy, bro. You're like, hell yeah. Look

24:50

at them text messages. Bro, look at them text messages. It's

24:53

incredible. You're like, big is incredible. Let's go. I

24:55

ain't mad. Then again, now he's doing what I'm saying. Yeah,

24:57

that's a whole other thing. That's a whole other thing. I

24:59

just want to get back to- Just, just,

25:01

just- You got to take feelings out of this, man.

25:11

Feelings

25:14

just, they ruin your logic

25:17

thinking. The man already denied

25:19

it. You just keep going. He's like, all

25:21

right, cool. He did you a service

25:24

that you agreed

25:26

to pay for. Pay for it. Let's

25:28

move on and continue to get to know each other. Let's

25:31

go. I can trust you. You

25:33

about your word. Let's keep it moving.

25:36

No. Or let's actually not keep it moving, because-

25:38

No, let's make this more complicated. Yeah, absolutely.

25:41

Let's make it more complicated. This

25:43

is how about, well, you should feel-

25:46

When you start thinking like that, like, well,

25:49

I do like you now, so you should

25:51

feel like I shouldn't

25:54

have to pay you,

25:55

or you should feel like you got to call me first, or you should

25:57

feel like you got to take me to a certain place, or you

25:59

should feel-

25:59

All that it's just gonna leave you

26:02

lonely. I guarantee you she

26:04

would want the money other way around. Oh Yeah,

26:07

he came in We want that money.

26:09

Oh my god. This nigga said he gonna pay me,

26:12

you know, it's because he started we start have a good conversation

26:14

He don't want to pay me. Here's the reverse. You

26:16

said that other one wasn't a great example. Okay, here's

26:19

a here's a good example Okay, if

26:21

we if a group of guys bring

26:23

over strippers to the house, yeah You

26:27

paying the strippers for sure, right

26:29

you they performing for you But they're

26:31

not coming without that they not listen and

26:33

if you start getting along now If

26:36

you if you if you any real one knows

26:42

Liking one and one starts like cuz I'm

26:44

supposed to be cool strippers be cool. Yeah

26:48

sometimes yes, but But

26:52

let's say you start liking one y'all

26:54

cool whatever yeah, and she Legitimately

26:57

kind of likes you back. Okay, you know not

26:59

playing the game and like just trying to lead you on

27:01

whatever But she legitimate is like yo, I

27:04

kind of fuck with this. Yeah

27:05

in no means

27:07

Will that stripper leave the house

27:09

and no means, you know what? I like you don't

27:12

pay me She's for sure

27:14

where in this world. I want any We

27:17

should give me an example Any

27:20

album to give me an example where stripper

27:22

is gonna be like no. No, you don't have

27:24

to pay me I just like you so much and We

27:27

can go out. I've seen my homegirl to strip club

27:29

and a guy would expect that I've seen my homegirl

27:31

to strip club got a good old dance. Well, we we vibe

27:33

we I mean we had already been out

27:36

on a date

27:38

Drop it on Drop

27:42

it off Drop

27:47

it off. But yeah, she I mean I In

27:50

my opinion. Yeah, give my man

27:52

his money. Thank goodness. He's he can go on about his

27:54

life and continue Yeah, go somewhere

27:56

else and pick somebody else's furniture. I'm just don't

27:59

be making don't be He's fixing furniture on the front of the

28:01

car. Yeah, honestly, I don't. That's a

28:03

lie. Well, but if he came in for the

28:05

job, he's not coming in for the job. No, no, no. He

28:08

came in with that. He met on Bumble. He met

28:10

on Bumble. He asked him, but she said she will pay him. So... I

28:13

probably am going to turn it down still, but I don't really...

28:16

I don't want to do that. I'd rather let's meet up and... Yeah,

28:18

I'm not coming to fix it. No, no, no. Well, if

28:20

he confused this whole thing from the... Yeah,

28:22

from the... If you're going on Bumble to look for people

28:24

to do your furniture or whatever the fuck it

28:27

is, you're messing up, too. Yeah.

28:29

What's next?

28:31

It seems like they broke

28:33

up before they even got started. But this

28:35

next one is about these two exes,

28:38

and one of the exes wants the other

28:40

one back. Okay. And the other

28:42

ex tells them why it won't work. So

28:45

the guy wants the girl. And the girl

28:47

gonna let them know why it won't work. Okay. I'll

28:50

just let you watch the rest of this. Okay. So just

28:52

pay attention.

28:53

I know that we had a run

28:55

at it. They both won. I was over 10

28:57

years ago, and you've

29:00

always been on my mind. And I

29:02

just feel like us running into each other meant

29:04

something. And it was great to see

29:06

you. You look great. I know when we were

29:08

younger, we were kind of on different paths. But

29:13

I'm here living

29:15

in town, and I don't know. I wanted

29:17

to see if maybe you wanted to get together and

29:19

either go out to dinner or even coffee

29:22

or something and just try and reconnect.

29:26

Okay. I

29:29

don't think that's a great idea. Okay.

29:35

I just feel like we tried. I

29:41

mean, honestly, your mom is a bitch.

29:43

She's a really awful

29:46

person who is so over sensitive

29:49

about that gift I gave her for Christmas.

29:53

And she's fucking petty, and I

29:55

don't want to be around it. And I can't

29:58

do it.

30:01

It's ridiculous. Well, I guess... Okay,

30:04

well that's a lot. I

30:09

guess you should probably know then that she passed away

30:11

two years ago. Are

30:14

you kidding me? No,

30:17

I'm not. Oh my gosh.

30:20

She's no longer with us, so... It's

30:23

been on my mind. I know that... Ah, shit. Shit.

30:28

Well... There's two sides to that

30:30

coin. Granted.

30:35

He said about ten years ago. I think

30:37

that's what he said. The

30:40

one side of the coin is... People

30:45

have to realize that family plays

30:47

a big factor in how people feel about... Absolutely.

30:51

You're marrying into a family. It

30:53

should matter. Well, think it doesn't

30:55

matter, but it does matter. It

30:58

definitely matters. It's

31:00

hard for me to fault her honesty

31:03

in that moment because we haven't

31:05

connected. I haven't seen you in so long. This

31:09

is the last impression maybe I got

31:11

of you. It's

31:14

a bit harsh. It

31:16

is a bit rough coming out, like she said, but

31:18

she was honest on why she thinking it couldn't

31:21

work. What's funny though? She

31:24

said your mom's a bitch. Most of

31:26

the time, people know they're family

31:28

members, a bad person or not for

31:31

the most part. For sure. They've been around

31:33

them a lot. Even if it's your mom, you don't want to hear

31:35

it. You got an idea that

31:37

your mom ain't the best person in the world.

31:40

Some people don't. They

31:42

just really don't see it. She just happened

31:44

to not know she passed away. I

31:47

haven't talked to her. So here's

31:49

my thing. Her problem was the mom. The mom is out

31:51

the pitcher now. I

31:54

got two questions. She go

31:57

and give them the dinner date. It should now

31:59

that he know how. She felt should he go

32:01

on I respect I honestly respect her Because

32:05

she kept it she kept it 100. I'm

32:07

not gonna let's get 100 on

32:09

this talk show It like it just it

32:11

comes off a bit like she made it cuz that you know I I

32:14

just really wasn't me and your I wasn't fine.

32:16

Yeah, yeah, she yeah, she it

32:18

felt like that was like Yeah, your mom's

32:21

a bit and he knew this that's probably one of

32:23

the reason they broke up. He knew this He

32:25

may not knew known it to that

32:27

extent But she had

32:29

to bring that up while they were doing yeah I

32:33

forgot that I didn't forget that they did date So

32:36

he said that she overreacted so

32:38

they had to talk about that For sure

32:40

cuz the mom had to say something to him to

32:42

get back to her or the mom said something to her

32:44

name Probably arguing so yeah,

32:47

I would I would tell him

32:49

just stay away from that woman Because

32:52

she's a bitch too because anybody that

32:54

call your mom a bitch on a

32:56

platform I don't know if this is the one they

32:58

were all talking on or something or if they're just it

33:00

looked like I was a recorded. Yeah call

33:03

or something But if that was a platform

33:05

she knew she was on she out here calling your mom

33:07

a bitch You're a bitch, too I

33:09

think she's a bit of a bitch and it's probably best

33:11

because look any woman that's gonna do something

33:14

like that Like if especially if I wasn't the problem

33:17

Like you so you're saying I'm not the problem you had a problem

33:19

my mom Why don't you just say you know, I have

33:21

problems with your family It

33:23

could have came out because I don't want

33:25

to make you look bad right now I don't want

33:27

to affect you it wasn't you yeah Yeah,

33:30

it was your mom and even though she

33:32

might have been a bitch I could tell you in person, but

33:34

I'm not gonna put that out here in the world Yeah,

33:36

your mom's a bitch and now good.

33:39

She made it look worse because she's dead now.

33:41

I'm up I'm a fan of crass realism, but

33:45

I'm just saying in Realistically

33:48

if she's gonna say something like that about your

33:50

mom. I don't know your mom. Maybe she was a bitch Maybe

33:52

she was just maybe she didn't just get

33:54

along with her because she knew your girlfriend

33:56

was a bitch and she didn't like that too, you know

33:59

I'm saying like Moms would do that too. They'll

34:01

shun a girl if they don't like her from,

34:04

you know what I'm saying? Like if you're dating some other,

34:06

cause they have horror,

34:08

what is it called? The

34:12

gold finder, you know. Metal

34:14

detector. Horror detector, yeah. They

34:16

have that in their head. So,

34:19

you know,

34:20

so you don't know. So I think

34:22

in no way could I see a good

34:25

woman coming

34:27

out publicly and calling her ex's

34:29

mom a bitch.

34:31

I can't see that happening.

34:34

I don't know, maybe as you really fed up, you

34:36

could push someone who got good. How long did the

34:39

day to go? How long did they say? Two

34:41

years? No, no, those was years ago.

34:43

Oh, years ago, and you still gone for 10 years later.

34:46

That was my only thing. I was like, it has

34:48

been a while. So it felt, it did

34:50

feel like you, yeah. You been

34:52

holding on to that for a minute. You

34:54

gotta catch these red flags, man. It's

34:57

a little bit of a red flag, but it's also kinda

34:59

intriguing, like, damn, she is kinda honest about it. But

35:03

like I said, I do, I see. If there was

35:05

some real shit that went on, then two-shot, you

35:07

know what I'm saying? It's hard to know everything,

35:09

but from the outside of the game. The day he

35:12

proposed. The Christmas gift. What

35:14

was it, yeah, she said something about a Christmas. He overreacted

35:16

to the Christmas present. That's the only thing she gave. That's

35:18

the only example we got. And that sounds like the stupidest shit I've ever

35:21

heard. That's what you're mad about,

35:23

10 years later, call him on that bitch, because

35:25

she was a little rude on Christmas. You

35:27

know, it's interesting. Don't

35:30

believe me. But he was not expecting that. He was like, oh,

35:33

okay. She's

35:35

like, all right, well, she died two years ago.

35:38

Yeah. That's why I'm hitting you back, bitch. Yeah,

35:43

maybe he knew that was the problem. He's like, now that

35:45

she gone, you know, maybe

35:47

we can rekindle this. She

35:49

gotta stand 10 toes down. She gotta be like,

35:52

you know, I am sorry to hear that. I know that was your mother,

35:54

but my statement doesn't

35:58

change about how it felt. Wait,

36:00

why you can't stand to know that she got go that far

36:06

No, I'm talking about if he if he you

36:09

know if he was expecting an apologize, I'm like

36:11

that I don't I don't know. It just

36:13

don't seem like he did anything

36:15

and she yeah I don't they don't seem like it

36:17

seemed more like she probably didn't like him like that

36:19

like that I can't be here. She just want to

36:22

get some get back. She might not have respected him talking

36:24

like this As you might not

36:26

have responded to the man, but that stuff is a big

36:28

deal like I know somebody in my family who

36:31

I've found

36:33

out that the dad of

36:35

his wife don't like him

36:38

and it's so shocking to me because This

36:41

person is such a lovable person Like

36:43

I don't know anyone that has an issue

36:45

with the dad of the wife don't

36:48

like him Yeah, the dad of the wife

36:50

don't like him don't like him father-in-law.

36:52

Yeah father-in-law don't like him Yeah, okay.

36:54

Okay, and it's hard for me to like

36:57

even picture like what would it be because This

37:00

person is like one of the people that's like goes over

37:02

and beyond for family. He's always there

37:05

He got a great person now. He got a good job.

37:07

Like like it's really nothing

37:09

about him that I'm Trying

37:12

to point to a lesson something like that. Just I just

37:14

don't know It's like really shocking

37:16

to me. So sometimes it be like that But

37:18

obviously the daughter didn't let that get between

37:21

you know He tried to be cordial for her

37:23

but the dad just don't like him and

37:26

it's like Sometimes family

37:28

like can get in the way of your relationship.

37:31

There's didn't get that. I know of because

37:33

they got married but It'd

37:36

be like that. Is there anything to that father-in-law

37:39

standard that that

37:40

I don't know So I ain't never meet

37:43

that dude. So I don't know nothing about know that little bit of information

37:46

It is family could get

37:48

in the way, you know, I'm saying I've said it. She is like family

37:50

You know that thick as water shit. I

37:53

mean thick is a little Don't

37:55

always pan out the way you think it is. But yeah,

37:58

I think just the public in public embarrassing

38:01

people just don't really have to go

38:03

down like that. Hey, we'll talk offline.

38:06

Unless you genuinely just, I guess you

38:09

just have a disdain for this person and you're just

38:11

like, all right, all right, fuck it. But,

38:13

yeah.

38:29

Fantastic.

38:30

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40:02

out. That was a little corny of him to

40:04

ask publicly. I

40:07

don't know what that show is. Yeah I don't know what that show is.

40:10

That could be a show for that. So

40:13

Barbara's gone wrong. Oh

40:15

lord have mercy. Where

40:17

did you send it?

40:18

Was that that picture? I

40:20

sent it to you. Yep that's the last thing. That's

40:23

the winner. Oh my bad. I don't go up. It's

40:25

the first one. Yeah. First off no

40:29

way this

40:30

is a real service. No way this is a real

40:32

service. I don't know what that show

40:36

is. I don't

40:38

know what that show is. I

40:44

don't know what that show is. I don't

40:47

know what that show is.

40:49

First off no way this is a real service.

40:52

No way this is a real service. It

40:54

gotta be a skit. Let

40:57

me explain to people who are sensitive. But

41:00

I already like this comment. Not ball fade

41:02

with the ball bun. Oh my

41:04

god. We're watching a video and

41:06

there's a man with a, there's a

41:08

man getting a line up. He's

41:12

facing frontwards with his knees

41:14

in the chair. And there's another

41:16

man with the clippers

41:20

giving his booty a haircut. It's

41:22

not even, it's like his, His

41:25

cheek. His right above, Is it? No

41:27

that I mean. It looks like his back. I mean

41:30

this is ass. This is ass. He pulling out the

41:32

pants. Really? He pulling out the pants.

41:35

So Cam said there's no way this is real.

41:37

No way this is real. This is a skit

41:40

for this very reason. For it to be on podcast.

41:42

Absolutely. For the trend. Absolutely.

41:45

No way. So there's no possible way. No

41:48

way. Never in the end. Who going? I'm

41:51

just going. If I go into that barbershop, I need

41:53

to know what clippers have been wearing.

41:55

You don't want booty hair. I don't want booty

41:57

beard, booty head. I want none of that. He

42:00

used that on your old muster. Oh,

42:02

man. Well, you shaved a man's

42:05

ass with them clippers, and now you put it on my face. Yeah,

42:09

this would make me stay away from this barbershop.

42:12

I'm sorry. It's not real.

42:14

Yeah, there's no way. You

42:16

walk into the barbershop, you see this. You're

42:19

walking out immediately, and you're calling somebody.

42:21

You got to call somebody. Like, I was

42:23

trying to find a barber. I walk in and see this. I'm like,

42:26

nah. They getting that booty real quick. Come on, man.

42:29

I can't take the risk if you put a

42:31

butt clipper on my face. I can't

42:33

do that. No, man. I've seen

42:35

that. I was like, this just looks

42:38

funny, because my man is really in

42:40

his chair, perched up. With

42:42

his ass to the front. How

42:45

would you explain this? He's

42:48

sitting in a prayer position in the barber

42:50

chair. In the barber chair. He's getting a haircut from

42:52

the barber up top, and the barber behind

42:55

him is pulling down his pants, shaving

42:57

his butt. Can you even do this skit?

42:59

No.

43:01

No.

43:02

But for a movie? I

43:06

mean, I guess. I guess different, because now

43:08

it's like, this is like a movie. We

43:11

wrote this scene. You know what?

43:13

For a skit, I can do it too. It's

43:15

just that it's just what is it? Which part could

43:17

you do? Absolutely

43:20

not. I'm not doing this for

43:23

a skit. He really tried. I'm not doing

43:25

this for a skit. No, no. What if this

43:27

is like a part of a whole skit, like a whole thing?

43:29

Like, man, I get it. Nat Black

43:31

Geo. Like, this is fun. This

43:34

would be the funniest. This would be it. This

43:36

is what's going on. That's fun. I'm not going to do

43:38

it. You could do either part. You couldn't cut. Couldn't

43:40

be the butt. Y'all got it. That's why I love it. That's

43:43

the benefits of being in a group. But

43:46

what if we wrote like, this would be fun

43:48

with your face. You got the best cake for it. No, because I don't

43:50

have a hairy butt. I'm not a hairy person.

43:53

I don't know what his butt look like. His butt, that's the one. A

43:55

hairy person. He perfect. But that butt don't look.

43:57

You don't know if I got hair on my butt. You hairy.

43:59

But the hair.

43:59

hair on the butt don't matter it's the act

44:02

of the cut not the act of the butt

44:05

I'm not a hairy person, this don't make

44:07

sense for me that's the type of hair

44:10

you got to go for y'all, y'all hairy dudes first

44:13

look at my arms,

44:14

I mean my arms ain't hairy look at my legs,

44:17

I don't have hairy legs he's built like a

44:19

pre-pep doesn't female I just

44:22

never have hair, it took me forever to grow a beard

44:24

thank God it came so, you still don't have a beard

44:26

I was a beard there, you can't make it from here don't

44:29

do my man's leg, I don't affect

44:31

me no more, it's over, I know what it is I'm

44:34

here, beard here, oh yeah that

44:39

don't affect me no more but that's

44:41

just, that's funny rumors of my beard's

44:43

the most premature I just thought it was funny

44:46

for sure dog,

44:49

you got a beard here now, boy if you didn't

44:51

get one, would you have been like, you've

44:54

been like, alright I just didn't I

44:56

didn't have a beard

44:57

it would suck, it would suck, cause I'm already

45:00

like, I have a youthful look so

45:02

it would make me look even younger and

45:05

so it was like, you know especially,

45:07

luckily I got hair on my head so

45:10

that would do a little bit, imagine

45:12

if I was going bald and in that facial

45:14

hair, that would just suck that

45:16

would suck if Cam had the same

45:18

hair but just like a bald part no, that

45:21

would cut, that would look crazy I'm

45:24

not doing that, I'm not doing the cold stuff you think

45:26

you would wear hats? probably, I mean,

45:28

wear a bald you know, a bunch of bald

45:30

niggas be trying to hide their hair with hats if I

45:32

had a cold, I'm cutting it off

45:35

hey, can you grab your charger real

45:37

quick I

45:38

want to do some computer right here you can't do

45:40

that to your hair like that, Cam just for a

45:42

little patch, you're going to take off everything no, I thought

45:44

you meant like, I had a cold effect not that a

45:46

complete, but you did have like a good bald,

45:48

like a good patch just like a, and I have

45:51

locks absolutely

45:53

not I'm going to cut off the locks and

45:55

just wear it really low then I'm not, I'm not

45:57

doing I'm not doing that

45:59

It's the last of your hair. Let's say you're

46:02

gonna get rid of it. It's just, you know, whatever. Your alopecia

46:04

is getting to you. You gotta do the jay picking. Yeah,

46:06

alopecia is getting to you. Oh.

46:10

Shit.

46:13

Sorry, y'all, we put the blood in the entire blood

46:15

computer on the back. Hurry

46:18

up.

46:19

Yeah,

46:23

I'm cutting it off. I ain't one of them people that's gonna try to

46:25

hold on to it. If I'm balling balls, like I gotta

46:27

accept it sooner later, but we'll

46:30

respect it. Well. Oh shit.

46:33

But yeah, so if you cut a ball, do you want

46:35

to be going to the ass barber to get it

46:37

done? I'm not going if I got a full head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

46:39

no, ass barber, ass barber not getting

46:41

it. Ass barber can't,

46:44

that's ridiculous. Have you ever walked into

46:47

an establishment? What's the craziest

46:49

thing you've seen walking into an establishment?

46:52

Oh. Like, is there anything close to something

46:54

like this where you just walked in like, what the fuck

46:57

is going on? Besides the

46:59

ping pong show? That's probably the craziest thing. Oh yeah, that's

47:01

pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy.

47:04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's wild. Yeah,

47:06

that's probably. That's wild, it's cause you can't beat

47:08

what we saw first of all. Right, right,

47:10

right. Our performance was wild. All right, all right, what

47:13

about in the States? In the States. Let's

47:15

give you that.

47:16

Walked in somewhere. They're walking to a strip club

47:18

and seeing,

47:20

they're pouring the water in the stripper, they're spinning

47:22

her and she's shooting it out. I've seen, yeah, yeah,

47:24

yeah. That was wild. That's pretty wild. That's

47:26

wild. Nowadays,

47:29

that's kind of. All of it's been like strip

47:31

clubs or something like. Yeah, I'm

47:34

trying to walk into an establishment.

47:36

Nothing, nothing where you walk into like an

47:39

art exhibition, it's just all naked people or

47:41

something crazy or. No, I

47:43

ain't got that. I

47:45

feel like if something might be there. Maybe a homeless person,

47:47

you open the door, a homeless person is just taking a shit

47:49

in the room. I've

47:53

seen like a full. I mean, the wildest thing I've

47:55

seen is the story I told elementary when

47:57

the bully of the class.

48:00

I had to use the bathroom before

48:03

me and you know, you got to wait and

48:05

I really had to pee and I kept acting teachers Like he taking long

48:07

kind of goes. He doesn't know he got a weight. So I just left I

48:09

had to go pee Yeah, so peeing on myself

48:12

and then while I get in the bathroom, I hear a little crying

48:14

So then like crying push

48:17

open the stall and this is shit I'm

48:19

talking about places don't make this on the

48:22

wall is on the floors behind them

48:24

is high up I'm like, how did it get way

48:26

up there? Yeah, that is that was one of the wildest

48:29

things I ever seen. Yeah, cuz he was crying.

48:31

It was this shit everywhere That is

48:33

why I mean, I guess I've seen a fully

48:35

naked woman walking down the highway You

48:41

know I

48:43

remember we were coming from a club on time in Atlanta

48:45

and

48:46

we were some party or something We were

48:48

coming down one

48:49

of these hood ass bankhead

48:51

type of street. I'm very exactly I

48:54

mean it's pitch nighttime Tonight

48:58

I tonight That's

49:03

another big motherfucker Big

49:10

shows you we are No,

49:13

he huge on the stairs a huge remember

49:15

we got mall you Is

49:18

a quick thing quick thing there's small

49:20

small small mid small big

49:23

there's mid small mid mid

49:25

mid big There's big small

49:28

Okay, big mid big

49:31

big big huge and

49:34

Is there? So

49:41

we got mid mid we got

49:43

mid big big big

49:45

small big small Big

49:48

small Because

49:53

what what wait y'all said I gotta be to get the

49:55

mid big oh where he yeah, he was way happy 180.

49:58

Yeah, that's ridiculous which

50:00

doesn't mean that's what it is. Cause

50:02

y'all told me a different way. No, we say

50:04

about in that range, like 171, 75, 80. Six

50:08

foot 200 is like a typical,

50:11

not typical man, but a man of that stature

50:13

then 5'11", 180, 185. I

50:16

think I may be mid mid for a long time. I

50:18

don't know, I'm never gonna get there 180. But

50:22

I know what you're talking about. A guy that was shorter,

50:24

that

50:25

even got wide, be considering

50:27

big.

50:28

See what I'm saying? I remember what you were talking about

50:30

in Atlanta. We were driving down, you just seen the person out there

50:33

standing like, it was like. No, no, no, no, it was

50:35

a girl twerking. Oh, you talking about that? Well, I'll

50:37

talk about another time. Okay, okay. We driving

50:39

down this dark ass street and all our, the

50:41

headlights is the only thing that lights

50:44

up this girl. Yeah. Near this

50:46

house, just twerking her ass

50:48

off. And we like, what the fuck? I guess they're working

50:51

for that. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, because we was going

50:53

to the east, we was going over there by Morehouse. Headed

50:55

that way. I forgot where we were going, but I do remember

50:58

that. Night time, it was black, and

51:00

just the headlights, you could see it creeping

51:02

on that booty, as you just see. I'm

51:05

like, what? I thought about one. And

51:07

this was college, I believe you were there, but

51:09

we went to a dorm party, and

51:11

soon as we walked in, it was white

51:13

people smoking crack, and we walked out. Oh,

51:16

yeah! That was a shock to me.

51:18

I remember smelling it. Yeah, because as soon as

51:20

you come in, and then see him just smoking crack.

51:22

Just smoking, yeah. It was white people smoking

51:24

crack. That's

51:27

wild. What's going on?

51:29

So yeah. That was wild.

51:31

Yeah, that's wild. In

51:33

a art school, I guess you would expect that.

51:37

So, next

51:39

we got Barbara gone right. So

51:41

this is a Barbara that's gone right. So, this

51:43

is the Barbara day. Yeah, this is what you

51:45

want. I'll do this. Okay,

51:50

we walked in, my man. He laid back. Okay,

51:52

getting enough shampoo, I ain't mad. Okay, I love a good shampoo.

51:55

I haven't felt that in years. Yeah, man, yeah,

51:58

I get it. Okay,

52:02

clippers clean. Okay, getting

52:04

the cut.

52:06

This man got a full tattoo up under his hair. I didn't

52:08

even know that was crazy. Yeah,

52:12

good ass hair. He's from the 4-Yall tribe. Yeah,

52:15

he's definitely from the 4-Yall tribe. The Gomez tribe.

52:17

Yeah, one for Gomez. Okay.

52:24

We're about to go to work now. Okay, laying him back.

52:26

Okay, he getting that line. Crisp. I love a good

52:28

razor. I've seen niggas

52:30

with this shit. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah,

52:32

yeah. The future is crazy. Absolutely. Hitting

52:36

the shoulders, absolutely. Essential

52:40

oils. Okay, putting essential oils on my man.

52:42

This man giving him a facial and

52:44

a... Okay, facial got the beer shampoo.

52:48

Can you imagine if your wife did this for a living

52:50

and she come home? I would love it. I would love

52:52

it. Oh my God.

52:54

Okay. Okay. All right. Put

52:56

the skin toner on him. Skin toner, okay.

52:59

He got the blackheads off his face. Okay.

53:02

Trimming the beer. Trimming the beer, making sure. I

53:06

mean, this is an experience. Yeah, no, it's... I

53:08

ain't spraying them with some Creed with Jane Cheat. Now,

53:12

you don't want to shower after that. You

53:14

don't want to shower off some good smell. This haircut

53:18

alone last a month. How much would you pay for

53:20

that? How much would you pay for that? I'd give

53:22

him a buck something. Yeah,

53:24

a buck something. I'd give him a buck something.

53:26

Yeah, I'd give him a buck something. This a buck something.

53:28

A buck what? A buck twenty,

53:31

buck thirty. Yeah, a buck thirty. That's ridiculous.

53:34

For all of that, that's too little. That's too

53:36

little? That's too little for all of that. No, I

53:38

mean, I don't know what he's... You said what I

53:40

give him. That's why I want to know your price. Yeah,

53:43

I give him a buck something. Maybe about fifty

53:45

max. That's ridiculous. Okay.

53:48

I give him a buck fifty. That's

53:50

ridiculous. You think that's ridiculous? What would you pay?

53:53

Yeah, because we pay fifty now for this

53:55

haircut.

53:56

That's a lot more extra than you. But that's

53:58

because... You're getting a facial. You get

54:00

no no you got prepared to because that's a barber

54:03

that comes to you you're going over there You got

54:05

compared to you got to compare it to a massage

54:07

place if I go to get a massage

54:09

for like Hour, that's

54:11

about 80 bucks like that where She

54:17

plays not a real like you go to a

54:19

real but these are gonna be more than that.

54:21

I'm just saying it. Let's say between

54:24

80 and

54:26

200 bucks

54:27

I

54:30

think he's that he charged two

54:33

or I see some say Yeah,

54:36

but I'm happy that one 20 not like Niggas

54:40

put charging. No, but there are face

54:42

their facials that are $75. Yeah,

54:45

but you ain't just getting a facial You know You

54:48

get a massage you get sprayed with some Creed

54:50

you getting the razor. It's not really a massage He's gonna

54:52

be cool. That's a one you hair

54:55

wash you can all that If you're

54:57

not right, you got you acting like I'm getting naked

55:03

Like doing all that 150

55:06

150 for

55:09

a spot in San Diego that had

55:12

all the like mud facials all this.

55:14

Yeah, that's not a bad break

55:16

I'm not paying. I'm not doing that for 150 if

55:18

I'm that Barbara. That's a lot for 150 man

55:21

I mean, you know All

55:24

right, if you want to go to too cool

55:28

First making it sound like he gonna pay 500 or something.

55:30

No, I'm not saying well I'm just saying I

55:33

didn't switch y'all to be that low. That's not like

55:35

I feel like it is there I think the floor should be 200

55:37

for that. Let the fans y'all think one

55:41

video solid If I'm

55:43

the barber, I'm not giving y'all that

55:45

for 150. That's ridiculous. That's

55:47

ridiculous. That's probably You

55:50

know 45 minute a treat. It's gonna take you long

55:52

So your clientele is gonna be much

55:55

smaller because it's gonna take longer say

55:57

if everyone's getting there. That's what they come for The

56:00

most I'm giving him is to I'm also against

56:02

the floor if you if Tony came over here or

56:04

one of your bar If your bar became over

56:07

here to come do your hair now you say you

56:09

pay about 50 bucks You don't

56:11

think if you ask him a can you also wash

56:13

my hair and just give him a massage my shoulders?

56:16

I pay you extra 50 no Honey,

56:20

no, but even I just I'm just saying

56:22

if you double the money Double

56:24

your money scraping the blackheads off his nose

56:26

and face

56:27

giving them two type of different

56:29

facial washes Like

56:34

I've went to last time I had a very like $75 $80 I'm

56:39

the bar, but I ain't charging less But

56:42

do you see that like you keep saying

56:44

facial as if a facial is no I'm

56:47

just saying I just feel like that's a lot of work for 120. I'm

56:50

not doing that for 120 Like

56:53

that's crazy to me. That's a lot

56:55

of work and a lot of attention to detail like he's

56:58

going in Like he's going over

57:00

and beyond what? Any ball

57:02

cam call him up and figure out how y'all

57:04

can work out? If

57:08

I wanted to do it and he said 200 I'm

57:10

alright that that's I'll be like oh man

57:12

I got a deal Charge

57:15

more cuz you know we be seeing barbers out here charted

57:18

a thousand for a line for sure If

57:24

he said 300 I still wouldn't be mad at

57:26

that. I'm like I'm like

57:28

I mean that's fine Yeah, you have the bomb say

57:30

I wouldn't be mad at his price if he charged 300 for

57:33

that. I would I'm not going I'm not gonna

57:35

say that don't Bobby like Bob. All right. I see

57:37

why It's

57:40

gonna make me look at the pavement be like damn that's

57:42

price. Yeah, that's that one. That's what

57:44

I would say for that one be like What

57:50

Gee people paying that now for regular

57:52

cut

57:53

now Indian dudes

57:55

or whatever they have this I don't know

57:57

if it's an India or part of New York But

58:00

the people been going to their shop, almost like

58:02

that guy that makes the,

58:06

hey, don't forget the bevy, that

58:08

falafel guy, whatever. Anyway, they've

58:11

been going to this barber shop, it's Indian,

58:13

they do all the same stuff, like

58:15

a whole treatment with the massagers

58:18

and all that stuff like that.

58:19

And I swear to you,

58:21

the people pay 35 cents.

58:22

I'm like, they ain't

58:25

paid a lot for it. But

58:31

I don't know, you tell me, there's

58:33

no reason that needs to be $300. You're

58:36

getting paid $300. I'm being honest, all that stuff. A

58:38

barber can't pay $300 an hour. That's

58:41

how I look at all the prices, man. Oh, for sure. But

58:43

that's what it is. I'm thinking like, he

58:46

in LA, if he's at 300 for that, I'm

58:48

like, all right, if he's at more than 300, that's

58:50

when I'm like,

58:51

some lawyer than LA. I think 200

58:53

is a deal for that, based on LA

58:55

prices. Yeah, 200 is literally the max I'm paying for that.

58:58

I don't think it's a deal, I think

59:00

that is LA expected kind of thing.

59:02

Yeah, for sure, I get that. Yeah, I get that. Yeah,

59:05

I get that. Okay, like if someone's- I would call him a luxury

59:08

barber. Yeah, if Duzu got money,

59:10

he just like, yeah, I paid 200 for my cut,

59:12

I'm like, for what? And then he show me that? Now

59:14

that, yeah, yeah, cool. All right,

59:16

okay, I can see that. I can see that. You

59:18

know, I'm not doing it, I see

59:20

why that could be 200. Yeah, 300,

59:23

I wouldn't say it would have managed that. But 120, if

59:25

he told me, oh, I got all that for 120, I'm

59:27

like, daw, that's a deal. I'm like, you got a deal, 300,

59:29

like, to pay that a week, you

59:34

been at the game too long, though. When

59:36

you was getting cut, it was like three bucks. Oh.

59:40

I don't even know if you're talking

59:43

about this, now that I think about it. If cuts was three

59:45

bucks, niggas be French all day,

59:47

nigga. All day. Every

59:49

day you get a cut. Every day. I

59:51

guess we gonna keep it going down to bald to all.

59:54

So this for you, Mike, in a manual. So,

59:57

I waited, I waited. Okay.

1:01:48

I'm

1:02:00

gonna be honest if I went ball winning trip

1:02:02

right for me. I wouldn't know wouldn't

1:02:05

trip I feel like I got the head shape for us. I'll

1:02:07

be alright cool It is what the other half my time with it,

1:02:09

but like this is just like if

1:02:12

it's so what you want Try to be that if you see

1:02:14

you got the the dugout

1:02:16

in the back You see a bunch of baseball

1:02:18

players in there chilling you ain't gonna try to kick them now

1:02:23

What I try to matter when I try like some

1:02:25

shampoos or something like that But I wouldn't go to that extent

1:02:27

for not for not a little bit of 10. Well. I'm saying it

1:02:29

won't I'm saying before it get bad No,

1:02:32

no, I would just if I fella get bad.

1:02:35

There's a lot he could do before yeah Because

1:02:39

you could do the Yeah,

1:02:41

shampoos Y'all get

1:02:43

all that person before I go

1:02:45

to that it drops, but then if I had to go to accident

1:02:48

I'm just gonna bro

1:02:49

There's only 120

1:02:52

Hahaha Now

1:02:54

that might be worth it might be that might be worth 20

1:02:57

you get it you perfect hair Oh, that

1:02:59

might be working work. It's right about 300. They

1:03:01

say 300 get your hair back now. Y'all pushing 300 dollars

1:03:03

get your hair They

1:03:12

say you pay a grand you getting your hair back

1:03:14

and you ain't losing it again

1:03:16

Everybody trying to create a player themselves I

1:03:18

think in in the love who you are take

1:03:21

off the we in the grand scheme of things I

1:03:23

don't I truly honestly don't think I think about

1:03:25

my hair that much I get a cut

1:03:28

beautiful And I'm like

1:03:30

alright cool, but you still got your hair. That's

1:03:32

what I'm saying the grand scheme I don't really think about my

1:03:34

hair too much even if even even

1:03:36

though I'm thinning back here It's

1:03:39

actually not even as thin as it once was

1:03:42

so it's like All right,

1:03:44

I really don't be thinking about it I'd be on so

1:03:46

let's think about this

1:03:48

if you can remember cuz I know the long time

1:03:50

ago So let's go way back then when you first

1:03:52

started balding. Mm-hmm. Would you do

1:03:55

something like this?

1:03:59

Oh, I'm so sad. That

1:04:03

spit sounded for

1:04:05

a time. I probably got PTSD. PTSD.

1:04:09

Oh, PTSD. Oh, somebody's fizzballed. I can't. Come

1:04:12

on, man. Oh, I'm so mad here. Come

1:04:14

on, man.

1:04:21

Oh, I'm

1:04:23

so mad here.

1:04:29

I'm so dramatic, I'm bald.

1:04:40

Oh, gosh, dude. So would you

1:04:42

do it at the beginning? Because you know, when

1:04:44

you first started losing it, I could

1:04:47

assume, only because it's assumed that

1:04:49

it's a sound of rough. Oh,

1:04:53

man. Would

1:04:56

you have done it then? What's y'all laughing at?

1:04:58

Would you

1:05:02

have done it then?

1:05:03

Oh, man, my eye.

1:05:06

What? Would

1:05:07

you have done it then at the beginning?

1:05:10

Based on those feelings at the beginning, because I know

1:05:12

you accepted it now. You probably grown to love

1:05:14

it or like it, but at the beginning, you're probably

1:05:16

like, all right, shit, how can I save

1:05:18

this? Would you do it? But you got

1:05:21

to understand when the beginning was

1:05:23

for me.

1:05:25

Okay. The beginning was,

1:05:27

I

1:05:28

was a young teenager, Cam. I didn't know myself.

1:05:30

I didn't know my body quite

1:05:33

well. I was just starting

1:05:35

to get in real shape from football. All right.

1:05:39

And I started knowing that my hair

1:05:41

was getting a little thin. This was at 16 years

1:05:44

old, 17 years old. That's a bad

1:05:46

pair of jeans right there. That's what I'm

1:05:48

saying. I noticed that early. I've had

1:05:51

these beautiful waves

1:05:52

and I was like, what's going on?

1:05:54

I'm just starting to get my sexy. So

1:05:57

how bad, how much did you lose before

1:05:59

we met you first? freshman year because you had a full

1:06:01

head of hair freshman year you had froze you

1:06:04

did that really I had a hair

1:06:06

but like how he says he might be thin

1:06:08

and it's not as noticeable whatever like

1:06:10

I know it like you know you notice it you

1:06:13

feel it like it's like why is it cuz I got pictures

1:06:15

of my phone from oh southern of us what

1:06:17

he's saying but it's like you wouldn't notice

1:06:19

it like just from a camera picture whatever but

1:06:21

it's like feeling it and then when you

1:06:23

brush in your hair obviously you see little follicles

1:06:25

more like falling

1:06:28

out

1:06:28

so it's kind of like this slow it's almost like

1:06:31

the music from from what's that

1:06:33

shark movie jaws

1:06:34

you know it's

1:06:35

just

1:06:38

do it on brother going through the same

1:06:40

thing it didn't happen now my little brother yeah

1:06:42

my little brother good older boy he he had a

1:06:48

full head of hair for long enough you

1:06:50

know I'm saying he was he started like sending

1:06:52

like now he's in his like like later 40

1:06:55

so he's starting to start

1:06:57

never see a little bit maybe a little lighter but

1:07:00

he could still get it taped up and make it look

1:07:02

like it's you know a 40 year

1:07:04

old 40 plus year old man thing but

1:07:07

yeah I just got me you know my dad said he shall

1:07:10

take my curse cloggers

1:07:15

but it's all good I love my ball head I was ready

1:07:17

for it when I was a kid I used to look at my dad and

1:07:19

be like oh so that's why I'm gonna have mm-hmm

1:07:22

you know I'm saying like I just cuz I knew luckily

1:07:24

I knew my father I was

1:07:27

one of the lucky ones I knew I was

1:07:29

like my dad's gonna look like my granddad on his

1:07:31

side he just let it all he

1:07:33

let it go white because

1:07:36

he let it grow in full and white I

1:07:38

was like yeah it's not a bad

1:07:41

look like over he was like no I just had a chance to

1:07:43

die yeah I'm like olden

1:07:45

man they ain't with that with

1:07:47

my dad days I don't like it I let

1:07:49

it rock and pepper But

1:08:00

speaking of salt and pepper, we

1:08:02

want to go to this grocery basket

1:08:06

Real quick cam go to Google real quick and

1:08:08

type in Denzel Washington GQ

1:08:12

This is the fly is like

1:08:14

look of an old man. I've never seen in my life

1:08:16

when I was oh It came out

1:08:18

a while back you talk about salt

1:08:21

and pepper

1:08:22

You can't tell me that shit ain't flak Not just

1:08:24

look nice fly as I can't wait there

1:08:28

All

1:08:40

the way to the left

1:08:42

Oh

1:08:53

J's lawyer Yeah,

1:09:02

so we cam brought this to me

1:09:04

and I was like I Guess

1:09:07

you can explain what So

1:09:09

this couple posted a grocery

1:09:12

haul on Twitter and

1:09:14

it started trending So it was

1:09:17

two different opinions in the chat

1:09:19

people was like you grocery shopping at Target

1:09:21

Y'all got money cuz there's no

1:09:23

reason to grocery shop at Target. It's so

1:09:26

expensive. Okay was saying

1:09:28

There was three three arguments. Then one was like

1:09:31

ain't not a vegetable Yeah

1:09:35

And then you know some people like this on my grocery

1:09:37

shopping look and I'm like

1:09:39

that is terrible like they will

1:09:41

die

1:09:42

I'm not so I'm trying not trying to

1:09:44

be dramatic but talking about in the grand scheme

1:09:46

of the whole the whole basket

1:09:49

is all

1:09:51

Process is really all frozen food

1:09:54

Whole milk cereal Slim Jim's

1:09:57

ain't nothing God made in there frozen fries

1:09:59

mozzarella sticks from the frozen section

1:10:02

fruity pebbles Pockets

1:10:06

look like stuff. Yeah, I'm gonna plug

1:10:09

a slim Jim all this Jimmy D croissant

1:10:12

which sandwiches I

1:10:14

See eggs Tyson.

1:10:16

I see a big beef and

1:10:18

bean burritos That's

1:10:20

the pizza from the frozen section.

1:10:23

I see the Tyson. They should

1:10:25

rip They told us in them houses or tore

1:10:27

up nigga all that

1:10:30

comes out to point five percent

1:10:32

organic All that combined

1:10:35

0.5 point five you might get point five point five camp.

1:10:37

Okay point. Oh one oh oh five And

1:10:43

I still wasn't this bad in college. Yeah, we

1:10:45

like we ate bass up again, but this is This

1:10:49

is why my child my question is at

1:10:51

what age do you got to stop this like

1:10:54

what age do you matter matter of age? It's

1:10:56

like knowledge. Yeah Ever

1:10:58

young you can get the knowledge. Yeah, you

1:11:00

should be taught not to eat like this But I can tell

1:11:03

like this is what I know it's some older people

1:11:05

that eat like this Oh, but this is definitely

1:11:08

a young couple Yeah,

1:11:11

and I notice the young so at

1:11:13

what age do you feel like you should have the

1:11:15

knowledge to make this transition because This

1:11:19

is ridiculous. I feel like anybody

1:11:21

in 2023 should know now with

1:11:24

all the TikToks and videos

1:11:26

of people cooking and talking about food

1:11:28

the amount you could get caught up scrolling

1:11:31

of just people cooking good food Healthy

1:11:33

food showing you how to cook if you

1:11:36

like this is just information doesn't

1:11:38

become knowledge until it's applied They

1:11:41

not applying they say they say knowledge is power

1:11:44

is not the application of knowledge I'm

1:11:48

gonna give you college I'm

1:11:51

gonna give you college, but that's why okay Okay

1:11:53

to be to get young and get why

1:11:56

young eat what all you cool. Why

1:11:58

really don't know 22 people do

1:11:59

but

1:12:00

around 20, once you graduate, once you graduate,

1:12:04

you ain't living that college lifestyle.

1:12:06

No more you moving into your career, moving

1:12:09

into, you know, your own place and all that.

1:12:12

You

1:12:12

got to do better.

1:12:13

You got to be anything before college.

1:12:16

You got to learn how to cook, but none

1:12:18

of this is going into, in the refrigerator. The refrigerator

1:12:20

is, is empty. It's a freezer. That's what

1:12:22

I'm saying. If you know how to, you're not trying

1:12:25

to, you're not going to buy pre-made pre-cooked

1:12:27

stuff. You want to learn how to cook. I wouldn't

1:12:29

even be, I wouldn't even be mad.

1:12:31

I wouldn't even be mad if they had like, if they had

1:12:34

some fries here. All right, cool. But it's just, it's

1:12:36

nothing. It's

1:12:38

okay to have your little tree, little box

1:12:40

of cereal. That's fine. That's cool. When

1:12:43

you don't see no vegetables, no onions,

1:12:45

no peppers, no meats, no nothing,

1:12:47

you don't cook. You just microwave

1:12:49

stuff. Yeah. You just put stuff in the oven.

1:12:51

You don't cook. And if you leave college,

1:12:54

never trying, never learning it, then

1:12:57

what, how can you expect them? Oh, now I have to change.

1:12:59

Yeah. You got to learn it since you were a kid

1:13:02

to apply it. When you get to college, you can still cook.

1:13:04

And when you need to make these cheap, quick things,

1:13:06

it's fine. But,

1:13:08

but by the time you leave college, you should be knowing already

1:13:10

like, Hey, I know something. Yeah. I know how

1:13:12

to make some shrimp pasta or omen

1:13:15

or something. We can't

1:13:17

see under this. The most we can see was under

1:13:19

everything. And I still see Jimmy Dean, Jimmy

1:13:21

Dean, I see what looks like a card in the eggs

1:13:24

and whatever this is, which looks like the healthiest

1:13:26

thing there. Yeah. The eggs is literally.

1:13:29

And that already ain't, you know, I mean, but

1:13:31

it's, but honestly, these people

1:13:33

will survive longer because if a nuclear

1:13:36

explosion goes off in

1:13:38

LA, next couple of weeks, whenever

1:13:40

it happens, this food will

1:13:42

last forever. It'll

1:13:45

last forever. Yeah. It's just, I think

1:13:47

we're at a, we're at an interesting time

1:13:49

when there's a lot of information, but a lot

1:13:51

of idiots and I'm not

1:13:53

talking about them in particular, that they're idiots,

1:13:56

but just a lot of people that will just. They

1:14:02

don't get the brevity of

1:14:05

without your health, you don't have

1:14:08

anything. Like

1:14:11

you literally don't

1:14:14

have anything. So it's

1:14:17

priority should be how

1:14:19

am I taking care of myself? Granted,

1:14:23

you can have a little snack here. I got a little

1:14:25

frozen here, but like, all right,

1:14:28

I know in the morning I need to eat some fruits and I need

1:14:30

to make some stuff in there, but to just

1:14:32

have none of that. You're

1:14:35

going, you're setting yourself up to spend the

1:14:37

last leg of your life in and out the

1:14:39

hospital. That's not living life at

1:14:43

all. And this is why Rome was looking at

1:14:45

that Japanese girl so crazy. I

1:14:47

was like, yo, you need to get in

1:14:49

shape. There's a

1:14:51

lot of stuff going on. I'm like, it's just sushi.

1:14:54

What you eating? Like it can't be

1:14:56

that many Takis out here. But

1:14:59

yeah, so y'all can look

1:15:02

at the picture. Yeah, it's a

1:15:04

lot. I mean, between these two pictures

1:15:06

right there, like that balding come

1:15:08

back there and this I mean, the world has

1:15:11

lost its mind. Go

1:15:13

up that second one. I'm

1:15:16

just listen. Yeah, just listen to it and

1:15:18

watch it. You're

1:15:19

going to turn this powdered semen sample into

1:15:21

the cutest little elephant ever. My

1:15:24

client reached out and she wanted a single

1:15:26

Pearl, but she also wanted something, including her favorite

1:15:28

animal, which is an elephant. So she

1:15:30

shipped her partner's semen sample

1:15:33

all the way to us. He took the liquid turned it into

1:15:35

a powder. I incorporated it into

1:15:37

the clay. She wanted it marbled with blues.

1:15:40

Before I incorporate the jizzy clay, I

1:15:43

sculpted out the base first. And then what I like

1:15:45

to do is drape the

1:15:48

semen included clay over

1:15:50

top of the base that I made. Usually

1:15:53

for sculptures, if I'm incorporating ashes, then

1:15:55

the ashes are part of the core of the piece. For

1:15:57

semen or breast milk, I always like

1:15:59

to do it as a drape

1:16:02

layer over top. That way you can really see

1:16:04

the natural coloring of whether it be the semen sample

1:16:06

or the breast milk really shine through, whether

1:16:08

it's marbled with other colors or not. Once

1:16:10

I got all of the pieces

1:16:13

assembled and it looking,

1:16:15

well, like an elephant, I got to

1:16:17

the detail work and the texturing

1:16:20

to give it more of that elephant

1:16:22

skin look and feel. And of course

1:16:24

I had to put his trunk up because an elephant

1:16:27

with their trunk up is always good luck. And

1:16:29

here he is, he's more of a big jizzie. Let

1:16:32

me go first. I don't know if y'all think. Just

1:16:34

that last part. And

1:16:36

then a small one. But he turned out so

1:16:38

flipping good. I still need to get his

1:16:41

sealant coat on, but here he is all baked

1:16:43

and the leftover beads and single pearl

1:16:45

that I'll be doing as well. Okay.

1:16:48

I'm

1:16:48

gonna turn this back.

1:16:48

I don't know if y'all think. Yeah, do your thing. Two

1:16:50

things. One, great artwork. Great.

1:16:53

Phenomenal artwork. Yeah. Two. I

1:16:56

rock with this artist. She was touching that semen. Come

1:16:59

on, man. That's what I said. No, come

1:17:03

on. That's the first thing

1:17:06

I said. My girl get around

1:17:08

some. She like clay and she like to get

1:17:12

plastered. You know, I'm saying, come on,

1:17:14

come on, man. Come on, man. Come on,

1:17:16

man. Literally.

1:17:19

Come on, man. I know some

1:17:21

men she can sing. Come on. Listen. Yeah, it's crazy. She'd be

1:17:26

working with cement. All right.

1:17:28

So we be trying. He's going to be every time. Every time.

1:17:36

I'm because when I first played the video

1:17:38

and she's first, she was like, oh, Smith on

1:17:41

the court. That's funny. God

1:17:45

is looking at him like the bro. She

1:17:48

was like, oh, you sent me to see me. I said, wait, the,

1:17:50

the one who, and then she just like

1:17:52

no gloves, no, none. She just like, then

1:17:54

she turned the seam into powder, which is interesting.

1:17:57

My real question is how do you even begin to

1:17:59

get into. industry like how do you get because

1:18:01

you said breast milk to the face of them

1:18:03

she's a bodily thing like one

1:18:05

day you wake up you like you know what all

1:18:08

this dry semen on this bed let me

1:18:10

scrape it off let me see if i can make

1:18:12

something out of this shout out to

1:18:14

i guess the person who said that that's

1:18:17

probably a good wife husband said baby you know what would be

1:18:19

dope you know men be coming up with stupid shit we

1:18:22

should like turn my semen into like some type of

1:18:25

like mold so you just always like

1:18:27

she was like you know i know somebody can do that you

1:18:29

like you do i don't

1:18:32

know how i feel if i my

1:18:34

girl would say i know somebody that

1:18:36

can do that

1:18:36

but

1:18:41

she has some good work well i want to see what

1:18:43

she looks like

1:18:44

see if she could get the good work that's that's

1:18:46

funny let's look at her hands can we tell she's fine

1:18:48

by these hands i mean i like nice hands

1:18:50

they're saying bad have you seen her hands throw over

1:18:53

yeah it happened but you know a little blurry so

1:18:56

she is she are yeah she's

1:18:59

serious about her crap oh there she go up there they're

1:19:02

gonna let her in she's

1:19:05

in position yeah yeah there she goes

1:19:07

okay is that i

1:19:12

cannot believe this is happening i cannot believe this

1:19:14

i think it is no i think the

1:19:16

other tattoos

1:19:19

uh well she just had one she said about

1:19:21

this ship about goodies to the one and only

1:19:24

so that's not her oh either

1:19:27

way i mean like i think this yeah

1:19:30

that doesn't look like

1:19:32

brando

1:19:33

for a second it did let

1:19:36

me you know uh

1:19:37

uh

1:19:45

they said you know uh yeah you know i

1:19:47

mean we said some earlier that you

1:19:49

know i ain't gonna say here yeah yeah yeah for

1:19:52

sure for sure um

1:19:54

but shout out to the artwork but i just it's

1:19:57

just an interesting time we're in It's

1:20:00

no more, it's no interesting time

1:20:02

in history. It's just, it's just

1:20:05

very interesting. Like, we are taking

1:20:07

art to an extreme, to another area.

1:20:10

I was just like, this is, how

1:20:13

y'all feel about like keeping ashes? Not

1:20:16

really. Cause that's, yeah, I'm not really into that either. Not really. So

1:20:18

that's what this kind of reminded me, like a keepsake.

1:20:22

Well, I mean, how many ashes must have gotten

1:20:24

lost throughout time? Oh, plenty of.

1:20:26

Like, how many generations of people are going to keep

1:20:28

ashes? It's not going to be that many, but

1:20:31

she ain't working with ashes. You're working with splashes. You,

1:20:34

you got it. You got it. Speaking of splashes.

1:20:37

Oh yeah. Speaking

1:20:40

of splashes, uh, once

1:20:43

again, man, first off, oh, we're

1:20:46

okay before we move. The one of the funniest

1:20:48

comments in the other video was like,

1:20:51

all right, y'all, I'm an atheist, but

1:20:54

we continue to stir further and further from

1:20:56

God. I said,

1:20:59

I said, all right. I said, I said, I said,

1:21:01

I said, that's solid. You

1:21:07

know, when they look back at like, Oh, what

1:21:09

was America like before the apocalypse

1:21:12

and they pull up videos like this, I see why

1:21:14

they blew up. I

1:21:17

said, that was one of the, that's good. That

1:21:20

was good. But this

1:21:23

video is titled daily reminder to

1:21:26

not to enter the ocean without checking in. The ocean

1:21:29

continues to stand on business. So

1:21:32

we can just, we can play.

1:21:36

Oh, well, I said, Oh my

1:21:38

God. What

1:21:39

is he trying to do? No,

1:21:43

he's brawling about trying to figure out. Watch

1:21:51

when he comes up the well over there now.

1:22:11

Because

1:24:00

one, cause you're like, yeah,

1:24:02

cause it might be like, what the fuck? I don't think you think

1:24:05

that you think about

1:24:07

this and not drowning first. Cause you don't know

1:24:09

what hits you. I guess. Yeah. You saw what hits you

1:24:11

like a big ass. Well, so now

1:24:13

you just trying to get above water to assess

1:24:16

the damage and where you at, but you also thinking he

1:24:18

coming for, yeah. But after you, you got

1:24:20

a briefer. Yeah, for sure. You just got

1:24:23

to get to the top to even think that.

1:24:25

Yeah. Yeah. Your first part already is breathing.

1:24:27

So then what you start breathing, I'm dead. He

1:24:29

coming back first thing I'm doing, I'm standing up.

1:24:31

I ain't letting my feet hang. Yeah. Cause I don't know what's going on. I'm

1:24:33

just being like crossing down, looking around. So he might knock

1:24:36

you over again. And I'm going to try to go to the shore.

1:24:38

Nigga. I'm out of here. I

1:24:43

don't know what his intentions are and I'm scared.

1:24:45

I am scared.

1:24:49

Well, we'll never know. We'll never know.

1:24:51

He looks like the owner

1:24:53

of Amazon. Jeff

1:24:55

Bezos. Somebody said the irony that

1:24:57

it happened in New South Wales. God,

1:25:00

that's hilarious. Like

1:25:02

this all territory. We

1:25:04

only will. Shout

1:25:06

out to well, well, we be welling. What

1:25:12

happened if like the well community have

1:25:14

a whole society and they got

1:25:16

YouTubers and this was a prank. This

1:25:18

was a prank. When those pranks that's

1:25:21

funny. Well, to the other whales are down there.

1:25:23

Like he's still doing that same shit. But

1:25:26

if he gets shot, I hope he gets feared. Yeah,

1:25:30

absolutely. Don't free Willie. Lock that nigga

1:25:32

up, man. I can't stand these prank

1:25:34

tubers. He's well to

1:25:36

well to well to all right. You

1:25:40

got flavor, flavor. Have

1:25:42

y'all heard? Did y'all see pull up flavor,

1:25:44

Flav singing national anthem? That

1:25:47

should be on Twitter because

1:25:51

who's the best person we've we've talked about

1:25:54

this before. We have Whitney. You got

1:25:57

so many that Michael Jackson

1:25:59

did it right. He

1:26:00

did national anthem?

1:26:01

No, he did Super Bowl. He did Super Bowl.

1:26:04

Flava

1:26:06

Flay.

1:26:07

But this, I mean,

1:26:10

this has to top something. And performed

1:26:12

tonight by six-time

1:26:14

Grammy award-dominated rapper and artist

1:26:17

Flava Flay. Is this funny or good?

1:26:22

We got to listen to the whole thing. It's going to be a second.

1:26:26

Oh, oh, say,

1:26:29

can you see

1:26:32

by

1:26:37

the dawn's

1:26:40

early

1:26:43

light

1:26:46

what so proudly

1:26:51

we hailed

1:26:56

at the twilight's

1:27:01

last gleaming? Pulled

1:27:06

for strike

1:27:10

and right does

1:27:14

through the perilous

1:27:19

fight for the season.

1:27:28

O'er the ramparts

1:27:32

we watched were so gallantly

1:27:37

streaming?

1:27:40

Let all my cute

1:27:44

little ! The

1:27:49

Humper

1:27:50

keeps

1:27:52

remained.

1:27:59

to the

1:28:02

night

1:28:05

that our flag

1:28:09

was still there.

1:28:13

Oh

1:28:16

say does that

1:28:19

star spangled

1:28:24

banner

1:28:27

yet wave

1:28:31

OK. It

1:28:34

can

1:28:34

run.

1:28:36

Oh the land of

1:28:38

the free and the

1:28:43

home of

1:28:45

the brave.

1:28:54

Oh the brave.

1:28:59

Oh the brave.

1:29:07

Give it up for that man. First off

1:29:10

Wes could do a parody of this. Yeah. Too,

1:29:14

just like he was doing the

1:29:16

small, small, small, small,

1:29:19

big. There's levels to bad

1:29:21

singing. He at the top of the bad

1:29:23

singing. Nice hilarious. He

1:29:26

did better than I could do.

1:29:27

It's like he's a bad singer,

1:29:30

but he had the, you know, he had the top. I

1:29:32

don't know. Can I think you, I think you would

1:29:34

have been. No, no, but I'm

1:29:37

not. It's

1:29:39

not not one of the four. I did terrible

1:29:41

for flavor. Flav. Yeah. You

1:29:44

know, it's like, it's like every black

1:29:46

person, and I can't say everybody, but a lot of black people

1:29:48

come with a natural proclivity to have some

1:29:51

type of life. I can hold a note.

1:29:53

You might not know

1:29:56

it's not crazy, but you're going to hear

1:29:57

something and be like, yeah.

1:29:59

Okay, okay. Okay. And

1:30:02

he held some notes. He did hold some notes. And then he'll

1:30:04

go back to, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1:30:06

yeah. But you know, shout out

1:30:08

to Flavor Flav, man. Even Crack

1:30:10

can't stop from singing the bad thing. He

1:30:13

had the top of bad singing. Okay.

1:30:15

I think. There was some in there that didn't sound terrible

1:30:17

for Flavor Flav. So the top of bad singing or would

1:30:19

it be? No, I'm saying like, you know, right before

1:30:22

you get, you know. Not the worst because at the bottom. Small,

1:30:24

small. The top of bad. Okay,

1:30:26

gotcha. Okay, gotcha. He's

1:30:28

small, big. We talking about bad singing. He's

1:30:30

the best of the bad. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

1:30:33

Yeah, yeah.

1:30:34

Okay. And I'm judging it on

1:30:36

him.

1:30:37

Not to another singer. Someone

1:30:39

that can actually sing. I'm judging for Flavor Flav.

1:30:42

That was. Now, if we said the

1:30:44

best of the bad

1:30:47

crack singers, that would be wrong. I

1:30:49

don't know if he on crack. Whitney Houston

1:30:52

was the greatest

1:30:54

on crack we've ever seen. I

1:30:59

can't argue. Yeah, I can't argue. Yeah, I can't

1:31:01

argue. Them heads. Yeah, them heads. Whitney

1:31:04

Houston. Top head. It's probably

1:31:06

the top. Now, if we go back in the day

1:31:08

to Heron and shit, I don't know. I'm pretty sure

1:31:10

one of the, one of them five R.B.s. Yeah,

1:31:13

one of them. Five

1:31:15

R.B.s. Ain't real. Ain't

1:31:17

real, but temptations, you know, they roughing out a little. They

1:31:20

all, they all, everybody. But

1:31:22

they were amazing singers. Yeah,

1:31:24

but they didn't have all the information we got

1:31:26

now. So, you know, you know,

1:31:29

that's fair. Yeah, they didn't know that crack

1:31:31

can make you a talented singer. You know, crack

1:31:34

was new in the 80s. People had to go through the

1:31:36

trial period to see, okay, this ain't good. Right, right,

1:31:39

right, right. If you do a crack now,

1:31:41

now it's like, hey, you deserve everything you're going to

1:31:43

get from it. Because you know

1:31:45

the effects of it. Oh, no. It don't end well.

1:31:48

It never ends well. So did you hear

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