Episode two is here! In the wake of a debilitating loss (not our fault), the crew is taking what we can get, which is to say Mr. & Ms. Chudson are paying us to run their sweet alt-right son Bret’s campaign for Student Body President. We are sorry.

On the docket: Intersectionality, E-Mo-Tion in the Windy City, Chels shit the bed, #ShePerspired, the crew becomes trust fund babies, definitely a fake college organization, “White supremacists? In this economy?” Answer: Yes, a flawless segue to France, hot for teacher, Le Pen for all seasons, keep scaring these people, a monumental dive into Old Dominion, how to say hello to the Governor, horny for the Stars & Bars, the Great HAIM Disappointment, the Great HAIM Obsession.