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Hey, if you're a regular listener

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to this podcast, you undoubtedly know

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that my Max Travel Show premiered

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yesterday. And the premise of

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the show is I visit international fans

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in their country that I

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first met while doing

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the podcast. So I

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travel to their country and surprise them.

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So anyway, this is a compilation we're

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going to play now of those people

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who ended up being a big part of

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the show. And this is the first

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time we meet on the podcast. All

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of these full length episodes are available in the

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podcast feed. So if you miss them the first

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time you want to revisit, go to

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it. Enjoy. Hey,

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Conan. My name is Zella and I'm from

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Bergen, Norway. Let me say this correctly. And

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first of all, nice to meet you, Jarloff.

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Yeah, that's pretty good. Tell us a little

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bit about yourself. You seem like a nice

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cool chap. I make Norwegian pop like funk

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music with my cousin. Wait, do you have

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a group? Yeah, we have a group called

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the Air, though. Can you rap in Norwegian

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for me? Okay, check it. Check it. But

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you see, I go, I get the teeth on the leg

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of my soul. I get the dog. I get the

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dog. I get the dog. Wow,

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I like that. You should try it. I

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want to be a hit on the Norwegian

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pop chart. Is that a possibility? That is

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an above 0% possibility. I

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cannot say that it's over 1% but it's like, definitely.

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Well, come on. Mid zeros.

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Listen, okay. Mid zeros. Jarloff,

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it was really nice talking to you. Let me

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know if you guys are over here. Kai, tell

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me a little bit about yourself. Who are you?

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I am just the run of the old

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male fish farmer from Norway. Do you like

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going out on the sea and

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working with these fish? It's

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amazing. We're just two,

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like, we're colleagues. Basically we're

2:00

really good friends. going out on the

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both doing are saying what use you

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mentioned that you go out and the

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see with someone else Who is this?

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His name is like in the region

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name is pronounced got semen. His name

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is guard semen. Cynthia process yeah it's

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guard scene and see you ever get

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irritated with him. Everyday

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everyday. Would his third see me? Do

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the gets on your nerves with destiny.

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Do this. Guess I'm a nurse. Not

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as exists. a half. An

2:30

hour and I'm calling from Thailand. So tell

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us a little bit about yourself, Would you live? I. Live

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I'm back on the hospital said he

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Japan right now I'm living with my.

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Mom: how's that going? On

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with said it's quite hard landing the

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allen working from home and I have

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to the until I my mom always

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go outside what kind of things to

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see yell. At you. Decide

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talk to her. Maybe I could explain

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to her that it's very important that

2:58

Anna do her work and you've got

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to stop yelling wasting sued. Listen to

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know Nice to see Whitney So me

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a little bit about yourself. What do

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you do for fun? I climbed I

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do indoor ruff some minutes as he

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tries know the idea of going to

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a gym and doing rock climbing really

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frightens. Mainly really fun. He says try

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Whitney's you really think. I'd be a

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good rock climber. Honestly? No. Wait

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a minute. Are you aware that I'm

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a very old man? The

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Am always insisted you like seventy.

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Nine? Seven? A Five? Likely

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cerebral. Is there anything you'd

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like to see the positive

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about me? Or

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I power was Whitney. I do hope

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our paths cross one day and I

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do take care. My name is about

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sound. I'm calling from one of his

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absence enough. Tell me a

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little bit about yourself, Sebastian. I'm

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an artist, a painter, illustrator, and

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these are some of my paintings.

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Oh my God, you're really good. Those

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are terrific. I'm curious, would you

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ever paint me? Oh yeah. You are

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very handsome. Thank you.

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And what have you noticed about me that

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stands out in a portrait? You

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have like a chin, like

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a tomato soup chin, you know?

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Wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I

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have a tomato soup can chin. The

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gumbo, the gumbo soup. I don't care

4:34

what type of soup it is. Hello

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Conan, this is Mathias and I'm

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coming from Argentina. Tell us

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a little bit about yourself, Mathias. I've

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just started the 11th season of our radio

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program. Tell us about your radio show, that's

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exciting. It's been going on 11 seasons. Well,

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the problem is that nobody listens to

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us, but otherwise it's going great. When

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you say nobody listens, give me an actual figure

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of how many people listen to their radio show.

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About four, maybe three.

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Jesus Christ. Here's

5:08

what I can promise you Mathias, is

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that you currently have four

5:14

listeners that you're related to. I

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can improve your listenership. My

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name's Cami, I'm calling from

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Buenos Aires, Argentina. Hey

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Cami, I'm told you need dating advice, are you

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dating? I date men, only

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men, only older. How much older than you

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do these men have to be? Oh,

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not just they count it as

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that creepy. What's creepy? Does

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60 seem creepy to you? I bet, yes.

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You're exactly 60. I'm exactly

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60. When you meet a guy, do you tell

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him you're a fan of mine? I

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don't wanna hurt your feelings, but might not

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even know who you are. Life, life.

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They don't know Conan or Brian, they don't

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know the love. Love my life, Larry David.

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The love of your life. Wait

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a minute, wait a minute. He's 76. Yeah,

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but he's Larry David, dude. Whoa,

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oh, oh. So Conan O'Brien's a creep,

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because he just turned 60. And

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you see Larry David is a potential

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lover. Conan. Mohammed, how are you? I'm

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good, I'm good. Where are you right

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now? So right now, I'm in

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my family home in Dublin, in Ireland. My

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family came here about 25 years ago

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from Pakistan. So I was born here,

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grew up here, raised in Dublin. And

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for the past three, four years now,

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I've been going to university in Bulgaria. Wait a

6:36

minute, we'll piece this together. Your

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name's Mohammed. Yes. You grew up in

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Ireland. Yes. And you're going to

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the University of Bulgaria. Yes. I'm a fourth

6:45

year medical student out there. What do you

6:47

think you want to do in medicine? Something

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surgery-wise, I think, would interest me quite a

6:51

lot. OK, well, my wish, and I know

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this is a very strange thing to say,

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is that one day, you perform

6:58

surgery on me. That would be an honor. That

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would be pretty incredible. Weird.

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