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I say no to decode in a
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ride. Needs a fan of the goes
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below anybody how are you shown in
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our you do in this is unbelievable
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Well I'm for us to. For. Us
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to Anthony: Tell us where are
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you I didn't mean that was
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Anthony. Tell us where you calling
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in from We're in the world
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are you old friend? Ah, I'm
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in a one bedroom apartment in
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Windsor Ontario right now. Oh okay.
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Windsor Ontario. And. I'm
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a right? Well I'm a big fan
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of all things Canada. I think you're
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thank you. So my a lovely nation
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on and I want to thank you
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for calling in and ask you just
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a couple questions. just as a baseline.
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Tell. Us your Anthony or in Windsor, Ontario
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Ontario you're in a one bedroom apartments. Are
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you have a on some kind of a
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flag behind you. Idea of
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yes when My favorite s oh that's a
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band. It looks like it's for the Romanov
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families in Russia. The ice I stole it
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from them actually was. It was quite tough
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to get. You know well you're a very
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you're as bad art. Cease because you steal
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things and then put them on your wall
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and and going to zoom. Ah
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is your hair your your hair I'm just
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gonna come in at right away Oh my
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god we're going over get your hair you
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to strike out of a human skull. He.
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Just like they get hot wow that looks like
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a human skull. I'm hoping it's not a real
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human skull. oh I did see a lot from
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Russia to that's how I got it. it's are
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in I was from this guy his own know
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why can see it's not real but what do
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you love you wow okay and also is going
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to come in on your hair which looks to
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be. Died different colors.
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Is that right? It's There's some black, there's
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some. Break. Up right there is
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my natural the financial. My apologies my
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room for some and at night so
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sorry yeah this is read if you're
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If I read all the way that
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is a riskier much. Mcgee and
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I appreciate that. You know I figure I'm
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getting. I'm seeing a skull behind you in
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the background. Ah, I'm getting that you
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wearing a black shirt? That your
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Harrys I died of multiple colors.
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Ah and so this leads me
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to question. What do you do
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for a living? Are you a
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Satanist? That
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a few cancer the diamond. Ah, only
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on weekends. I want you mls full
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time job Black fingernails to I know
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I noted the last. I'm and listen,
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I'm not anti satanist and I'm not
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pro satanist. Like to sit on the
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hell does? Yeah, But on the outcome
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down. anti satanist? really? Latte or osteoporosis?
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Okay yeah ago where we. Have mainly
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yeah and I just think hey live and
4:41
let live which is not what a satanism
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sleep. Hail
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Satan. Yeah, okay, with that authorities,
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I wouldn't. Have
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bless ya I am a phlebotomist. If he
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can believe you're not I sig blood Oh
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hi how are we believe the I'm Anthony
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A success. I believe you take blood now
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we know what your drink it as I
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saw. Yeah,
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I I completely believe you take blood
5:04
whether you do it professionally. I'm not
5:06
sure at some. so you're a phlebotomist.
5:09
Of the bottom is s you study blood
5:11
disorders is that correct? So I don't study.
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I do a like I any whenever you're
5:16
getting any diagnosis or anything. I got it
5:18
all starts with our blood tests rest so
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they come and see me. I do all
5:22
the prepping. I make sure all the prepped
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nice to be done for the testing in
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the neck gets sent over to the lab.
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Their oh hang on to assert dominance. I
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smear some on my hair and that's where
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a reptile from love that because I also
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like to assert dominance. but I have other
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techniques. which I'll tell you about later on a separate. For
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sell. Out! Wow So you
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do extract the blood yourself or to
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some I? oh yes okay a right.
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And. You're not squeamish at all about
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it. Clearly, you're fine. Putting. Needle
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into somebody motor and taking their blood. Yeah
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ever since I was younger my mom would
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watch like all these like surgery shows when.
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Like. I'd be just like homes you watch the
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T L C stuff in it would be all
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surgeries. I just be set married watch it with.
6:06
there's all that stuff Really interested me when I
6:08
was younger and die. Yeah. That's just
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not squeamish at all because of it.
6:13
Till I got to help out with
6:15
an autopsy one time as part of
6:17
a perk in math apart and schooling
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else. yes oh no every job has
6:22
it's perks. I've often offers you a
6:24
free autopsies him and he says around
6:27
Armenian Christmas and you're always realize that's
6:29
not a far as ssssss know Went
6:31
in and assisted in and and in
6:33
an autopsy. Any words we mustn't all
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about. no not at all man.you'll never
6:38
forget the smell that's for sure. But.
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I was. It was probably one of
6:42
the most incredible experiences of my life
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to succeed like nobody gets to do
6:46
that as lights just everyday, right? Except
6:49
for obviously the person performing the autopsy
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by it was just something neat to
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see because I don't have the smarts
6:55
to be a doctor, but it was
6:57
awesome to be able to be a
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more than a. First of all, I
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don't put yourself down and you are
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a phlebotomist and so yes early you
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have great capabilities. Have you ever been
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into being a you know? pursuing this
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further. And getting a full on medical degree
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or you are you content with slow Bottom is.
7:15
I. Didn't actually doing it for nine years
7:17
right now. so I'm I'm kind of to
7:19
ten where I am and and just kind
7:21
of going about their. that was about the
7:23
limit of what my what my knowledge could
7:26
actually taste and or before I wanted to
7:28
scream. but yeah that was. I think I'll
7:30
stay here because I was pretty tough. History:
7:32
The quick personal question that yeah whenever I
7:35
go to get blood drawn and it's a
7:37
lot because they're always trying to figure out.
7:40
What's wrong with me and as yep
7:42
and mom's how can he still be
7:44
alive and user space and my complex
7:46
and alone? There's this constant? Could he?
7:49
Is it possible he's dead? But
7:52
you know what to say and this
7:54
is true. Every time, many times a
7:56
year I get my blood drawn. They
7:58
always have a notoriously. Difficult time
8:00
finding a vein in my arm.
8:03
What is that all about? They say they can't
8:05
and as as people who come in and go
8:07
trust me I never have a problem. Bay go
8:09
in with one needle, it doesn't work, they try
8:12
another, they say hi. I'm going to try over
8:14
here. they can't find. A vein.
8:16
Get a little tattoo with an arrow that
8:18
says like right here right here I know,
8:21
I, I know it. But even then I
8:23
think is it that my veins are deeply
8:25
submerged. Would. That be the polo. Everyone's
8:27
biology is technically different in some cases. I've
8:29
never heard of anyone having issues, so you
8:32
might be the only one in the world
8:34
that they actually just might want to poke
8:36
for fun just to be able to get
8:38
a reality know how funny. I often hear
8:40
giggling so there's a lot of giggling and
8:42
then usually if it's at the doctor's offices,
8:44
other doctors and nurses outside the door and
8:47
a hear a lot of giggling and hi
8:49
firing. Yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah, Point that
8:51
you and last. Feel sick pools to
8:53
see like how many medals you could probably
8:55
take the down pass out scan that's that's
8:57
the fun of it really that's what we
8:59
do at our job is it's it's suggest
9:01
side kasino so okay so you are an
9:04
interesting to see it as often as i
9:06
can cause i love it you are from
9:08
a botanist at you sorry to bother me
9:10
ah you've often given people are of levada
9:12
nectar me com but also you like to
9:14
practice the dark arts you drink from Moscow,
9:16
you dressed in black tommy a little bit
9:18
about and are your hobbies we like to
9:21
do for fun. I'm in a band
9:23
actually are with my brother and I'm
9:25
It's all seems of course of about
9:27
like our religion and the and the
9:29
questions of choice between that type of
9:31
thing. So that's always been my main
9:33
question in life and it's really need
9:36
to pursue a in like a musical
9:38
way. And so we're in a metal
9:40
bands together you edge of my mother.
9:42
When you said metal it was not
9:44
a surprise. Yeah I did not find
9:46
polka yeah you were cerebral. Ah yes
9:48
I was thinking I'm like started with
9:51
I started with the. With a flute
9:53
and then the I ended with a
9:55
scream yeah Vocalist? So it would you
9:57
do in the band? Who are you?
9:59
The vocals. I am the
10:01
screen vocalist we have to the genre is
10:03
called metal course so you have ah screaming
10:06
and you have a lot it a singing
10:08
and so we have a buddy of mine
10:10
who does the melodic screaming and then i
10:13
do v be a tense stuff do you
10:15
mind I mean as a we okay the
10:17
reset levels and where I could you give
10:19
us a sampling of a scream you might
10:22
yeah take a sip out of the scope.
10:24
Ever have some blood and. Are
10:27
put on Earth out On and on? Local warm up?
10:29
No, no, it's okay. I'm sure you don't. Even open
10:31
warm up or to scream. Ah, but a
10:33
sampling of what you might say and what
10:35
would help you should I be playing a
10:37
rhythm track like a. Yeah
10:41
yeah, Given to me to me like a
10:43
heartbreak someone comes.com boom boom. Boom
10:46
boom boom for
10:48
eyebrows Sir by.
10:54
Doing so that. No
10:57
discernible I just heard
10:59
of swelling. Out.
11:04
There was a marine doesn't pick it up. the make
11:06
sense of pick it up because it's so loud here.
11:08
Let me try to. Go
11:14
back. Put. That that you met, you take
11:16
over. Okay, Put the headset on your desk to step
11:18
away from the had said sir and walk back to
11:20
the back of the room. And then yeah, at least
11:22
nine feet. And then yeah yeah. my trying the surreal.
11:25
Much as you know, this is not a bit. We're
11:27
very serious about people that scream. I.
11:31
Got. To
11:33
honor for her. Oh
11:36
my do yeah of the hate And
11:38
Sarah. That's a nice right? That's the
11:40
nine times today. Of his
11:42
own is still discriminate against people in medal
11:45
for the has to hear it. You know
11:47
it's crazy. I got all his own at
11:49
a time of sixty. Eight
11:52
or so No no says I'm as a man,
11:54
But. Guess. What know is about had
11:56
died perfect.perfect middle name for you
11:59
anyway. A therapy
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I have to tell you. ah I am
12:03
really disappointed cause I was and I'm sure
12:05
the listener is as well. I was already
12:07
to hear this is her way to disable.
12:09
That's nonsense. Oh yes the listener will be
12:12
able to hear because he's recording locally not
12:14
in of Zuma. What you're hearing is the
12:16
filter version so I can fuck him through
12:18
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12:20
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12:25
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12:29
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12:42
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I was so disappointed not to the screen but I guess
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18:54
really only like when I found like to us yeah I'm
18:56
going to do what Adam you have way too early for
18:58
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19:02
and then you are earth. And
19:05
I was. Something happens and you went.
19:08
Ice And then we sped up away from separately from
19:10
the headset. go back to eating feet, you did. And
19:13
then we didn't make any drums and then I heard.
19:16
Yeah, it sounded like a milk for
19:18
yeah? Actually,
19:20
that's one of our songs. Milk
19:23
Burp You'll find signs such an
19:25
automatic now. Anthony. M C running
19:27
and scream but I do think you should do
19:29
is set. When you guys should record it. Will.
19:31
You play your normal material but instead of
19:33
what you normally do, just go for. Us
19:37
and guess what you that in the band
19:39
some years and we will like. During breakdowns
19:42
of shows I will try and spit Sachs
19:44
that are not true inbetweeners Asylum part before
19:46
we comments so like it'll be like der
19:48
der der der Fifty Percent of Your Ass
19:51
or bisexual and then we just com radiance
19:53
you a huge break down and you to
19:55
say most everybody on percent are not bisexual.
19:58
Ah, if. The present our
20:00
than fifty percent are not. Got it
20:02
on? I. That. I love
20:05
that. I think you'd. Be good in a metal
20:07
core band. They because I would be.
20:09
I have a pretty good screenplay. The Triangle
20:11
yeah, display the try know you don't get
20:13
it Man you scream Know I'm a good
20:16
screamer and I'm a very. Dynamic.
20:18
Presence on stay and I do think.
20:21
That satan resides within me. That's right, that's
20:23
Vs on the way to prove it is.
20:25
If you ever make it down this way
20:27
for any reason com player show with us
20:29
and I'll put you on as a feature
20:31
will force about would be up that way.
20:33
Anthony not gonna sound one terrible he's a
20:35
say not and we're now. Oh I see
20:37
that's right, you're in a lower reaches. the
20:39
house is very nice a sinner and was.
20:43
So. How do you get along
20:45
with people you work with to they accept
20:47
you for who you are, your your little
20:49
bit and I say it's the way someone
20:51
would have in like nineteen fifty two when
20:53
was in an older guy into team and
20:55
you're pretty slow around there and say i
20:58
mean your way we're i have sat yeah
21:00
yeah I think owed are getting along with
21:02
them is really well and I think it
21:04
actually or translates well to light a if
21:06
somebody different so they remember me and away
21:08
you know it's like all just that guy
21:10
at that lab that you know does it
21:12
end up playing. Music in the lab all the
21:14
time of people know when they come in there.
21:17
Like always the metal. where's the metal so that's
21:19
they are able to see. I'm here and everything.
21:21
just what I'm a boat and I don't hide
21:23
it but have great like the patience. Love it.
21:25
I have a seven year old. Fan.
21:27
And she wears my band shirt to work
21:30
all the time. I'm a girl crush. yeah
21:32
she might and only enough It's a you
21:34
know I have a question for you. how
21:36
good are you at putting that Neil and
21:38
you have like a ginger touched his. Some
21:40
people are a little painful and others to
21:42
have a knack for it. You know not
21:44
to toot my own horn. but I feel
21:46
like this was like kind of my calling
21:49
and people have said you know, still watch
21:51
and be like nobody's ever gotten me. Ah
21:53
ha. And then I just got done. And
21:56
it's. A with practice I've worked
21:59
in like. It's a clinic stuff
22:01
for school so you get a lot of
22:03
hard picks and with that practice you know
22:05
sometimes it's just I. I'm good, That's all
22:07
I could space as Renewable for. Don't know
22:09
if nice. He started out you know you're
22:12
trying to be self effacing and then it's
22:14
oh that's just cracked the way like like
22:16
some idea and I seat and you said
22:18
I am the very best It's ever drawn
22:20
blood. I would want a constant aware that
22:22
are ugly. I don't want an indicator of
22:25
how many times have I said a my
22:27
life I lever consonants will bottom is how
22:29
many hurry. Daily Yeah, it's comes up a
22:31
lot almost as much as he said fuck
22:33
you, Zoom Surfaces. I'm
22:36
so. What
22:38
are you know? I wish that you
22:41
drew my blood because ah, soldier on
22:43
even was a no be. So I
22:45
am I as they notorious we have
22:47
a hard time. Finding blood
22:50
inside me let's see those arms meet
22:52
will would it maybe you don't have
22:54
veins? well I'll I'll I'll look at
22:56
them from here we'll we'll see if
22:58
I kinda I can find you want.
23:00
If you ever come up this way
23:02
I could do a blood test for
23:04
you know I get at an oil
23:06
not bad so rather than regular the
23:08
now valued come on we got the
23:10
gun show going on your that was
23:13
echoed I thought I think I would
23:15
have been identity and showed me those
23:17
gun in here that in here of
23:19
right. When wet food
23:21
is a simple wait a minute. Still
23:23
I see these t I was even
23:25
training for our arm wrestling rematch with
23:27
you and a lot of the i
23:29
like to hit the way to me
23:32
on ah listen I'm. I.
23:34
Don't see a hundred, seventy, seven
23:36
hundred, and three other where it's
23:38
great. They're just just right there.
23:40
Got one right here. Told
23:43
ya good. Okay say
23:45
that because I'm freckled that they're hard
23:47
to see. Believe it or not, Ginger
23:49
is actually have a harder time take
23:51
a blood test. Just fact. Why? I.
23:54
Don't know I'll ask satan have
23:56
act as a say in anything
23:58
that or even before. The
24:01
of Girl Scout cookies. And
24:04
after seat on and whenever ginger him an
24:06
hour later I love reading about was just
24:08
as he says feeding god know it's hey
24:10
you guys want to just make this terrible
24:12
just makes intercept terrible veins and that's just
24:14
that's where comes from. Honestly think there are
24:16
advantages to being a ginger I gotta tell
24:18
you, but I don't know what they are.
24:22
I I haven't encountered them yet. Ah,
24:24
you're going to say I'm going to
24:26
say that Anthony's my favorite phlebotomist. Thank
24:28
you! You are my favorite talk show!
24:30
Host and I say that with honest to
24:32
god sincerity.is I have I love you so
24:34
much Men and everything on I do that's
24:36
Very. That's very kind of you and I
24:38
am glad that you enjoy our. Our.
24:40
Brand of Under know what it is we do here. It's.
24:43
Probably not legal, but I'm glad that you're
24:45
enjoying it and do the questions only of
24:47
or is is is earning you like. And
24:49
who actually saw my favorite thing in the
24:51
world was on your trip to Italy with
24:54
Jordan Slants Key and Conan Without Borders. I
24:56
loan out Yes, it's kind of a two
24:58
parter if if you don't mind I'm one.
25:00
is is Jordan Slants the ai. And
25:03
the second one it is.
25:06
How did the comedy translates
25:08
in? Different. Countries now is
25:10
here. It's like you get the quick wit
25:12
because there's a lot of play on words.
25:15
but when you search his get into different
25:17
languages, like to the understand that like when
25:19
you're going around in the city see and
25:21
you're yelling pasta. At like pasta
25:23
names to speak Italian at Italian people to
25:25
be just thinks you're insane or don't understand
25:27
that requests Lin Wood sarcasm to questions and
25:30
I'll take the first one first. you as
25:32
is Jordan A. I wish you were A
25:34
I guess I did presently but know he
25:36
unfortunately is who he is and he's a
25:39
real person and I love that he came
25:41
with me and in his new show that
25:43
on that we just did for Max. he
25:45
shows up in the Argentine episode. If you
25:47
want to look for this that's called Conan
25:50
O'brien Moscow it's on Max. It's a reason.
25:52
To. Get max. And. As and
25:54
will reimburse You know who assisted
25:56
contractual agreement you just said yes
25:58
to and then soon. The next
26:00
will take you. don't know. sometimes.
26:04
He. Would I do? I try not to offend
26:06
or anything, but I've found that when I'm
26:08
in countries where. People. Don't speak
26:10
the language. I become more cartoony.
26:13
In. A way we don't almost need
26:15
to turn to understand English to understand
26:17
that runs a very ridiculous, silly man.
26:19
So. One. Of my favorite moments ever was
26:22
in Haiti. In. A classroom of young
26:24
beautiful Haitian children. They were laughing really
26:26
hard because a maniac just came into
26:28
the room when I basically was a
26:30
party clown they didn't see was no
26:32
wordplay. but in that specific moment when
26:34
I'm when I'm walking through the streets
26:36
were of Florence with Jordan and I'm
26:38
shouting out to the crowd. and I
26:40
just decided since I don't know Italian,
26:42
I'll just shout. Italian. Directors name's
26:44
some saying Scorsese you know and ah
26:47
a Saudi Oil yeah there's out that
26:49
the other was if you posses in
26:51
there but of for a while I
26:53
was just doing and capella and I
26:55
think I did ya rigatoni it's and
26:57
a guy what. Did
27:01
I must have an that I am an
27:03
asshole so you never know I I try
27:05
to go in with pretty good intentions and
27:07
then ah. Ah I'm I think
27:09
for the most part at like I tried
27:11
out. If it's not translating with that person,
27:13
I hope it translates back home. So that's kind
27:16
of the answer to that one. That's excellent
27:18
nath. Awesome! But. I do. You really
27:20
appreciate it because my Tv has a Conan
27:22
O'brien Tv station so I don't have to
27:24
pay for anything or give you any money.
27:26
I can just absorb you that way. Oh,
27:28
you mean you have a Samsung? Ha? To
27:30
team. If. You have a Samsung that
27:33
means that has it's own O'brien's and yes
27:35
I oh I don't by all means by
27:37
Samsung televisions. first of all do the best
27:39
televisions and as wonderful flat screens but also
27:41
they can look at it comes with conrad
27:44
much out of yeah it's my turn out
27:46
of you Yeah now. so I'm just saying
27:48
if you want to you know if you're
27:50
enjoying to undermine Michigan Samsung Tv in a
27:52
mechanism for the sale so have the opponent
27:55
for Seven Twenty One Jump Street Channel on
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that too Is that truths to animate? Rocking
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on out. Readers on at here. I'm
28:01
a hey. I'll buy it
28:04
for the Twenty one Jump Street channel
28:06
but then secretly you'll grow to love
28:08
it for the Gov Brian nonstop channel
28:10
are anyway. Thank you for convincing me
28:12
to promote Samsung which it wasn't for
28:14
my friend promising to do ah and
28:16
again not part of my contacts but
28:18
Anthony you are A at your great
28:20
seller your geisel and I think I
28:22
do hope one day our paths cross
28:24
and that you can find where my
28:27
fate is. Oh I'm a wait
28:29
a minute as I. Know.
28:34
It's a funny thought.
28:37
I was sitting here in the vein of. Course
28:44
we have a son of I wonder of
28:46
as I will say this with confidence Conan
28:48
if you come to me with a blood
28:50
test seat or however you want to do
28:53
this and and you need some blood I
28:55
promise you thought that I will try I
28:57
promise you I would get and guy will
28:59
guess what I want it done I want
29:01
it done on stage with your band Aids
29:03
it's have you know this year it'll the
29:06
braked I come out and huge it's yeah
29:08
as the ban keeps playing a new occasionally
29:10
go. Off. My
29:13
blood. I love this Anthony Anthony very
29:15
nice talking to you. Thank. You it
29:17
was l absolute pleasure. I like you
29:20
Saw absolutely own hands Canada. And.
29:22
Then you're going to seminary about Sona sorry to interrupt,
29:24
You get a sudden I said other okay. I
29:26
was gonna say soda thank you for your idling me
29:28
I met in or out of okay interrupts. Say
29:32
something nice about matches it as a
29:34
lot of work as a matter of
29:37
minutes a day. And
29:39
another man and I am satisfied Assess
29:41
hate good at me to anthony was
29:43
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29:45
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