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2:05

let's get started.

2:08

I say no to decode in a

2:10

ride. Needs a fan of the goes

2:12

below anybody how are you shown in

2:14

our you do in this is unbelievable

2:16

Well I'm for us to. For. Us

2:19

to Anthony: Tell us where are

2:21

you I didn't mean that was

2:23

Anthony. Tell us where you calling

2:25

in from We're in the world

2:28

are you old friend? Ah, I'm

2:30

in a one bedroom apartment in

2:32

Windsor Ontario right now. Oh okay.

2:35

Windsor Ontario. And. I'm

2:37

a right? Well I'm a big fan

2:39

of all things Canada. I think you're

2:41

thank you. So my a lovely nation

2:43

on and I want to thank you

2:46

for calling in and ask you just

2:48

a couple questions. just as a baseline.

2:50

Tell. Us your Anthony or in Windsor, Ontario

2:52

Ontario you're in a one bedroom apartments. Are

2:55

you have a on some kind of a

2:57

flag behind you. Idea of

2:59

yes when My favorite s oh that's a

3:01

band. It looks like it's for the Romanov

3:03

families in Russia. The ice I stole it

3:05

from them actually was. It was quite tough

3:08

to get. You know well you're a very

3:10

you're as bad art. Cease because you steal

3:12

things and then put them on your wall

3:14

and and going to zoom. Ah

3:17

is your hair your your hair I'm just

3:19

gonna come in at right away Oh my

3:22

god we're going over get your hair you

3:24

to strike out of a human skull. He.

3:26

Just like they get hot wow that looks like

3:28

a human skull. I'm hoping it's not a real

3:31

human skull. oh I did see a lot from

3:33

Russia to that's how I got it. it's are

3:35

in I was from this guy his own know

3:37

why can see it's not real but what do

3:39

you love you wow okay and also is going

3:41

to come in on your hair which looks to

3:43

be. Died different colors.

3:45

Is that right? It's There's some black, there's

3:47

some. Break. Up right there is

3:49

my natural the financial. My apologies my

3:52

room for some and at night so

3:54

sorry yeah this is read if you're

3:56

If I read all the way that

3:58

is a riskier much. Mcgee and

4:00

I appreciate that. You know I figure I'm

4:02

getting. I'm seeing a skull behind you in

4:04

the background. Ah, I'm getting that you

4:07

wearing a black shirt? That your

4:09

Harrys I died of multiple colors.

4:11

Ah and so this leads me

4:13

to question. What do you do

4:15

for a living? Are you a

4:17

Satanist? That

4:19

a few cancer the diamond. Ah, only

4:21

on weekends. I want you mls full

4:23

time job Black fingernails to I know

4:26

I noted the last. I'm and listen,

4:28

I'm not anti satanist and I'm not

4:30

pro satanist. Like to sit on the

4:32

hell does? Yeah, But on the outcome

4:34

down. anti satanist? really? Latte or osteoporosis?

4:36

Okay yeah ago where we. Have mainly

4:39

yeah and I just think hey live and

4:41

let live which is not what a satanism

4:43

sleep. Hail

4:45

Satan. Yeah, okay, with that authorities,

4:47

I wouldn't. Have

4:49

bless ya I am a phlebotomist. If he

4:51

can believe you're not I sig blood Oh

4:53

hi how are we believe the I'm Anthony

4:56

A success. I believe you take blood now

4:58

we know what your drink it as I

5:00

saw. Yeah,

5:02

I I completely believe you take blood

5:04

whether you do it professionally. I'm not

5:06

sure at some. so you're a phlebotomist.

5:09

Of the bottom is s you study blood

5:11

disorders is that correct? So I don't study.

5:13

I do a like I any whenever you're

5:16

getting any diagnosis or anything. I got it

5:18

all starts with our blood tests rest so

5:20

they come and see me. I do all

5:22

the prepping. I make sure all the prepped

5:24

nice to be done for the testing in

5:27

the neck gets sent over to the lab.

5:29

Their oh hang on to assert dominance. I

5:31

smear some on my hair and that's where

5:33

a reptile from love that because I also

5:36

like to assert dominance. but I have other

5:38

techniques. which I'll tell you about later on a separate. For

5:41

sell. Out! Wow So you

5:43

do extract the blood yourself or to

5:46

some I? oh yes okay a right.

5:48

And. You're not squeamish at all about

5:50

it. Clearly, you're fine. Putting. Needle

5:52

into somebody motor and taking their blood. Yeah

5:55

ever since I was younger my mom would

5:57

watch like all these like surgery shows when.

6:00

Like. I'd be just like homes you watch the

6:02

T L C stuff in it would be all

6:04

surgeries. I just be set married watch it with.

6:06

there's all that stuff Really interested me when I

6:08

was younger and die. Yeah. That's just

6:11

not squeamish at all because of it.

6:13

Till I got to help out with

6:15

an autopsy one time as part of

6:17

a perk in math apart and schooling

6:20

else. yes oh no every job has

6:22

it's perks. I've often offers you a

6:24

free autopsies him and he says around

6:27

Armenian Christmas and you're always realize that's

6:29

not a far as ssssss know Went

6:31

in and assisted in and and in

6:33

an autopsy. Any words we mustn't all

6:36

about. no not at all man.you'll never

6:38

forget the smell that's for sure. But.

6:40

I was. It was probably one of

6:42

the most incredible experiences of my life

6:44

to succeed like nobody gets to do

6:46

that as lights just everyday, right? Except

6:49

for obviously the person performing the autopsy

6:51

by it was just something neat to

6:53

see because I don't have the smarts

6:55

to be a doctor, but it was

6:57

awesome to be able to be a

6:59

more than a. First of all, I

7:01

don't put yourself down and you are

7:03

a phlebotomist and so yes early you

7:06

have great capabilities. Have you ever been

7:08

into being a you know? pursuing this

7:10

further. And getting a full on medical degree

7:12

or you are you content with slow Bottom is.

7:15

I. Didn't actually doing it for nine years

7:17

right now. so I'm I'm kind of to

7:19

ten where I am and and just kind

7:21

of going about their. that was about the

7:23

limit of what my what my knowledge could

7:26

actually taste and or before I wanted to

7:28

scream. but yeah that was. I think I'll

7:30

stay here because I was pretty tough. History:

7:32

The quick personal question that yeah whenever I

7:35

go to get blood drawn and it's a

7:37

lot because they're always trying to figure out.

7:40

What's wrong with me and as yep

7:42

and mom's how can he still be

7:44

alive and user space and my complex

7:46

and alone? There's this constant? Could he?

7:49

Is it possible he's dead? But

7:52

you know what to say and this

7:54

is true. Every time, many times a

7:56

year I get my blood drawn. They

7:58

always have a notoriously. Difficult time

8:00

finding a vein in my arm.

8:03

What is that all about? They say they can't

8:05

and as as people who come in and go

8:07

trust me I never have a problem. Bay go

8:09

in with one needle, it doesn't work, they try

8:12

another, they say hi. I'm going to try over

8:14

here. they can't find. A vein.

8:16

Get a little tattoo with an arrow that

8:18

says like right here right here I know,

8:21

I, I know it. But even then I

8:23

think is it that my veins are deeply

8:25

submerged. Would. That be the polo. Everyone's

8:27

biology is technically different in some cases. I've

8:29

never heard of anyone having issues, so you

8:32

might be the only one in the world

8:34

that they actually just might want to poke

8:36

for fun just to be able to get

8:38

a reality know how funny. I often hear

8:40

giggling so there's a lot of giggling and

8:42

then usually if it's at the doctor's offices,

8:44

other doctors and nurses outside the door and

8:47

a hear a lot of giggling and hi

8:49

firing. Yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah, Point that

8:51

you and last. Feel sick pools to

8:53

see like how many medals you could probably

8:55

take the down pass out scan that's that's

8:57

the fun of it really that's what we

8:59

do at our job is it's it's suggest

9:01

side kasino so okay so you are an

9:04

interesting to see it as often as i

9:06

can cause i love it you are from

9:08

a botanist at you sorry to bother me

9:10

ah you've often given people are of levada

9:12

nectar me com but also you like to

9:14

practice the dark arts you drink from Moscow,

9:16

you dressed in black tommy a little bit

9:18

about and are your hobbies we like to

9:21

do for fun. I'm in a band

9:23

actually are with my brother and I'm

9:25

It's all seems of course of about

9:27

like our religion and the and the

9:29

questions of choice between that type of

9:31

thing. So that's always been my main

9:33

question in life and it's really need

9:36

to pursue a in like a musical

9:38

way. And so we're in a metal

9:40

bands together you edge of my mother.

9:42

When you said metal it was not

9:44

a surprise. Yeah I did not find

9:46

polka yeah you were cerebral. Ah yes

9:48

I was thinking I'm like started with

9:51

I started with the. With a flute

9:53

and then the I ended with a

9:55

scream yeah Vocalist? So it would you

9:57

do in the band? Who are you?

9:59

The vocals. I am the

10:01

screen vocalist we have to the genre is

10:03

called metal course so you have ah screaming

10:06

and you have a lot it a singing

10:08

and so we have a buddy of mine

10:10

who does the melodic screaming and then i

10:13

do v be a tense stuff do you

10:15

mind I mean as a we okay the

10:17

reset levels and where I could you give

10:19

us a sampling of a scream you might

10:22

yeah take a sip out of the scope.

10:24

Ever have some blood and. Are

10:27

put on Earth out On and on? Local warm up?

10:29

No, no, it's okay. I'm sure you don't. Even open

10:31

warm up or to scream. Ah, but a

10:33

sampling of what you might say and what

10:35

would help you should I be playing a

10:37

rhythm track like a. Yeah

10:41

yeah, Given to me to me like a

10:43

heartbreak someone comes.com boom boom. Boom

10:46

boom boom for

10:48

eyebrows Sir by.

10:54

Doing so that. No

10:57

discernible I just heard

10:59

of swelling. Out.

11:04

There was a marine doesn't pick it up. the make

11:06

sense of pick it up because it's so loud here.

11:08

Let me try to. Go

11:14

back. Put. That that you met, you take

11:16

over. Okay, Put the headset on your desk to step

11:18

away from the had said sir and walk back to

11:20

the back of the room. And then yeah, at least

11:22

nine feet. And then yeah yeah. my trying the surreal.

11:25

Much as you know, this is not a bit. We're

11:27

very serious about people that scream. I.

11:31

Got. To

11:33

honor for her. Oh

11:36

my do yeah of the hate And

11:38

Sarah. That's a nice right? That's the

11:40

nine times today. Of his

11:42

own is still discriminate against people in medal

11:45

for the has to hear it. You know

11:47

it's crazy. I got all his own at

11:49

a time of sixty. Eight

11:52

or so No no says I'm as a man,

11:54

But. Guess. What know is about had

11:56

died perfect.perfect middle name for you

11:59

anyway. A therapy

12:01

I have to tell you. ah I am

12:03

really disappointed cause I was and I'm sure

12:05

the listener is as well. I was already

12:07

to hear this is her way to disable.

12:09

That's nonsense. Oh yes the listener will be

12:12

able to hear because he's recording locally not

12:14

in of Zuma. What you're hearing is the

12:16

filter version so I can fuck him through

12:18

how to turn off the sir. Ah okay

12:20

of gives a shit. Okay why Conan? yep

12:22

I have his videos on you tube I

12:25

have up by band name is among the

12:27

rest. You can check it out if you

12:29

want a little you're gonna die So I

12:31

had your heads eminent. The gets okay I

12:33

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12:35

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12:38

good good at the Guggenheim. Yeah ah ah

12:40

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12:42

the rest and they are and what does

12:44

that refer to? What is it means you?

12:46

That's what I always say to people when

12:48

they say or what does that mean as

12:51

of what does it mean to you Whatever

12:53

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12:55

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I was so disappointed not to the screen but I guess

18:52

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18:54

really only like when I found like to us yeah I'm

18:56

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18:58

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19:02

and then you are earth. And

19:05

I was. Something happens and you went.

19:08

Ice And then we sped up away from separately from

19:10

the headset. go back to eating feet, you did. And

19:13

then we didn't make any drums and then I heard.

19:16

Yeah, it sounded like a milk for

19:18

yeah? Actually,

19:20

that's one of our songs. Milk

19:23

Burp You'll find signs such an

19:25

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19:27

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19:29

is set. When you guys should record it. Will.

19:31

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19:33

what you normally do, just go for. Us

19:37

and guess what you that in the band

19:39

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19:42

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19:44

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19:46

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19:48

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19:51

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19:55

say most everybody on percent are not bisexual.

19:58

Ah, if. The present our

20:00

than fifty percent are not. Got it

20:02

on? I. That. I love

20:05

that. I think you'd. Be good in a metal

20:07

core band. They because I would be.

20:09

I have a pretty good screenplay. The Triangle

20:11

yeah, display the try know you don't get

20:13

it Man you scream Know I'm a good

20:16

screamer and I'm a very. Dynamic.

20:18

Presence on stay and I do think.

20:21

That satan resides within me. That's right, that's

20:23

Vs on the way to prove it is.

20:25

If you ever make it down this way

20:27

for any reason com player show with us

20:29

and I'll put you on as a feature

20:31

will force about would be up that way.

20:33

Anthony not gonna sound one terrible he's a

20:35

say not and we're now. Oh I see

20:37

that's right, you're in a lower reaches. the

20:39

house is very nice a sinner and was.

20:43

So. How do you get along

20:45

with people you work with to they accept

20:47

you for who you are, your your little

20:49

bit and I say it's the way someone

20:51

would have in like nineteen fifty two when

20:53

was in an older guy into team and

20:55

you're pretty slow around there and say i

20:58

mean your way we're i have sat yeah

21:00

yeah I think owed are getting along with

21:02

them is really well and I think it

21:04

actually or translates well to light a if

21:06

somebody different so they remember me and away

21:08

you know it's like all just that guy

21:10

at that lab that you know does it

21:12

end up playing. Music in the lab all the

21:14

time of people know when they come in there.

21:17

Like always the metal. where's the metal so that's

21:19

they are able to see. I'm here and everything.

21:21

just what I'm a boat and I don't hide

21:23

it but have great like the patience. Love it.

21:25

I have a seven year old. Fan.

21:27

And she wears my band shirt to work

21:30

all the time. I'm a girl crush. yeah

21:32

she might and only enough It's a you

21:34

know I have a question for you. how

21:36

good are you at putting that Neil and

21:38

you have like a ginger touched his. Some

21:40

people are a little painful and others to

21:42

have a knack for it. You know not

21:44

to toot my own horn. but I feel

21:46

like this was like kind of my calling

21:49

and people have said you know, still watch

21:51

and be like nobody's ever gotten me. Ah

21:53

ha. And then I just got done. And

21:56

it's. A with practice I've worked

21:59

in like. It's a clinic stuff

22:01

for school so you get a lot of

22:03

hard picks and with that practice you know

22:05

sometimes it's just I. I'm good, That's all

22:07

I could space as Renewable for. Don't know

22:09

if nice. He started out you know you're

22:12

trying to be self effacing and then it's

22:14

oh that's just cracked the way like like

22:16

some idea and I seat and you said

22:18

I am the very best It's ever drawn

22:20

blood. I would want a constant aware that

22:22

are ugly. I don't want an indicator of

22:25

how many times have I said a my

22:27

life I lever consonants will bottom is how

22:29

many hurry. Daily Yeah, it's comes up a

22:31

lot almost as much as he said fuck

22:33

you, Zoom Surfaces. I'm

22:36

so. What

22:38

are you know? I wish that you

22:41

drew my blood because ah, soldier on

22:43

even was a no be. So I

22:45

am I as they notorious we have

22:47

a hard time. Finding blood

22:50

inside me let's see those arms meet

22:52

will would it maybe you don't have

22:54

veins? well I'll I'll I'll look at

22:56

them from here we'll we'll see if

22:58

I kinda I can find you want.

23:00

If you ever come up this way

23:02

I could do a blood test for

23:04

you know I get at an oil

23:06

not bad so rather than regular the

23:08

now valued come on we got the

23:10

gun show going on your that was

23:13

echoed I thought I think I would

23:15

have been identity and showed me those

23:17

gun in here that in here of

23:19

right. When wet food

23:21

is a simple wait a minute. Still

23:23

I see these t I was even

23:25

training for our arm wrestling rematch with

23:27

you and a lot of the i

23:29

like to hit the way to me

23:32

on ah listen I'm. I.

23:34

Don't see a hundred, seventy, seven

23:36

hundred, and three other where it's

23:38

great. They're just just right there.

23:40

Got one right here. Told

23:43

ya good. Okay say

23:45

that because I'm freckled that they're hard

23:47

to see. Believe it or not, Ginger

23:49

is actually have a harder time take

23:51

a blood test. Just fact. Why? I.

23:54

Don't know I'll ask satan have

23:56

act as a say in anything

23:58

that or even before. The

24:01

of Girl Scout cookies. And

24:04

after seat on and whenever ginger him an

24:06

hour later I love reading about was just

24:08

as he says feeding god know it's hey

24:10

you guys want to just make this terrible

24:12

just makes intercept terrible veins and that's just

24:14

that's where comes from. Honestly think there are

24:16

advantages to being a ginger I gotta tell

24:18

you, but I don't know what they are.

24:22

I I haven't encountered them yet. Ah,

24:24

you're going to say I'm going to

24:26

say that Anthony's my favorite phlebotomist. Thank

24:28

you! You are my favorite talk show!

24:30

Host and I say that with honest to

24:32

god sincerity.is I have I love you so

24:34

much Men and everything on I do that's

24:36

Very. That's very kind of you and I

24:38

am glad that you enjoy our. Our.

24:40

Brand of Under know what it is we do here. It's.

24:43

Probably not legal, but I'm glad that you're

24:45

enjoying it and do the questions only of

24:47

or is is is earning you like. And

24:49

who actually saw my favorite thing in the

24:51

world was on your trip to Italy with

24:54

Jordan Slants Key and Conan Without Borders. I

24:56

loan out Yes, it's kind of a two

24:58

parter if if you don't mind I'm one.

25:00

is is Jordan Slants the ai. And

25:03

the second one it is.

25:06

How did the comedy translates

25:08

in? Different. Countries now is

25:10

here. It's like you get the quick wit

25:12

because there's a lot of play on words.

25:15

but when you search his get into different

25:17

languages, like to the understand that like when

25:19

you're going around in the city see and

25:21

you're yelling pasta. At like pasta

25:23

names to speak Italian at Italian people to

25:25

be just thinks you're insane or don't understand

25:27

that requests Lin Wood sarcasm to questions and

25:30

I'll take the first one first. you as

25:32

is Jordan A. I wish you were A

25:34

I guess I did presently but know he

25:36

unfortunately is who he is and he's a

25:39

real person and I love that he came

25:41

with me and in his new show that

25:43

on that we just did for Max. he

25:45

shows up in the Argentine episode. If you

25:47

want to look for this that's called Conan

25:50

O'brien Moscow it's on Max. It's a reason.

25:52

To. Get max. And. As and

25:54

will reimburse You know who assisted

25:56

contractual agreement you just said yes

25:58

to and then soon. The next

26:00

will take you. don't know. sometimes.

26:04

He. Would I do? I try not to offend

26:06

or anything, but I've found that when I'm

26:08

in countries where. People. Don't speak

26:10

the language. I become more cartoony.

26:13

In. A way we don't almost need

26:15

to turn to understand English to understand

26:17

that runs a very ridiculous, silly man.

26:19

So. One. Of my favorite moments ever was

26:22

in Haiti. In. A classroom of young

26:24

beautiful Haitian children. They were laughing really

26:26

hard because a maniac just came into

26:28

the room when I basically was a

26:30

party clown they didn't see was no

26:32

wordplay. but in that specific moment when

26:34

I'm when I'm walking through the streets

26:36

were of Florence with Jordan and I'm

26:38

shouting out to the crowd. and I

26:40

just decided since I don't know Italian,

26:42

I'll just shout. Italian. Directors name's

26:44

some saying Scorsese you know and ah

26:47

a Saudi Oil yeah there's out that

26:49

the other was if you posses in

26:51

there but of for a while I

26:53

was just doing and capella and I

26:55

think I did ya rigatoni it's and

26:57

a guy what. Did

27:01

I must have an that I am an

27:03

asshole so you never know I I try

27:05

to go in with pretty good intentions and

27:07

then ah. Ah I'm I think

27:09

for the most part at like I tried

27:11

out. If it's not translating with that person,

27:13

I hope it translates back home. So that's kind

27:16

of the answer to that one. That's excellent

27:18

nath. Awesome! But. I do. You really

27:20

appreciate it because my Tv has a Conan

27:22

O'brien Tv station so I don't have to

27:24

pay for anything or give you any money.

27:26

I can just absorb you that way. Oh,

27:28

you mean you have a Samsung? Ha? To

27:30

team. If. You have a Samsung that

27:33

means that has it's own O'brien's and yes

27:35

I oh I don't by all means by

27:37

Samsung televisions. first of all do the best

27:39

televisions and as wonderful flat screens but also

27:41

they can look at it comes with conrad

27:44

much out of yeah it's my turn out

27:46

of you Yeah now. so I'm just saying

27:48

if you want to you know if you're

27:50

enjoying to undermine Michigan Samsung Tv in a

27:52

mechanism for the sale so have the opponent

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for Seven Twenty One Jump Street Channel on

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that too Is that truths to animate? Rocking

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on out. Readers on at here. I'm

28:01

a hey. I'll buy it

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for the Twenty one Jump Street channel

28:06

but then secretly you'll grow to love

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it for the Gov Brian nonstop channel

28:10

are anyway. Thank you for convincing me

28:12

to promote Samsung which it wasn't for

28:14

my friend promising to do ah and

28:16

again not part of my contacts but

28:18

Anthony you are A at your great

28:20

seller your geisel and I think I

28:22

do hope one day our paths cross

28:24

and that you can find where my

28:27

fate is. Oh I'm a wait

28:29

a minute as I. Know.

28:34

It's a funny thought.

28:37

I was sitting here in the vein of. Course

28:44

we have a son of I wonder of

28:46

as I will say this with confidence Conan

28:48

if you come to me with a blood

28:50

test seat or however you want to do

28:53

this and and you need some blood I

28:55

promise you thought that I will try I

28:57

promise you I would get and guy will

28:59

guess what I want it done I want

29:01

it done on stage with your band Aids

29:03

it's have you know this year it'll the

29:06

braked I come out and huge it's yeah

29:08

as the ban keeps playing a new occasionally

29:10

go. Off. My

29:13

blood. I love this Anthony Anthony very

29:15

nice talking to you. Thank. You it

29:17

was l absolute pleasure. I like you

29:20

Saw absolutely own hands Canada. And.

29:22

Then you're going to seminary about Sona sorry to interrupt,

29:24

You get a sudden I said other okay. I

29:26

was gonna say soda thank you for your idling me

29:28

I met in or out of okay interrupts. Say

29:32

something nice about matches it as a

29:34

lot of work as a matter of

29:37

minutes a day. And

29:39

another man and I am satisfied Assess

29:41

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