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Hi, Adam. Meet Conan and
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Hi,
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Kona and I Sona. Hi, Matt.
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Hi. Hey, Dom. It's very nice to
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meet you. And where are you right now? Where are you
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calling us from?
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I'm calling from Addisaba by Ethiopia.
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Oh, the capital of Ethiopia.
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Yes. Wow. That's incredible. I've never
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been to Ethiopia. Oh, you
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should come. Have you your English
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is
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it seems perfect. Have you spent
2:19
any time in the United States?
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Yes. I I went to college
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in upstate New York. Oh,
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you're kidding. Where'd you go to college? I mean, I grew
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up here. I went to Hamilton
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College -- Oh, okay. -- in Clinton, New York.
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Very good. Okay. And and then you
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so you grew up in in Ethiopia,
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You did some college in the United States,
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and then you moved back. And what are you up to
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these days? I have a business
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with my friend. We make fragrances
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and scented candles and fun
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stuff like that. Wow. How did you
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how did you learn to do this? I
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mean, don't you need to know a lot to make fragrances?
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Yes. I'm very smart.
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I'm sure you are. But I'm wondering, did you
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have to study anything in particular? Do you have
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to study chemistry? Or do you have to Mhmm.
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Yeah. I did. I studied biochemistry. So
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it helps a little bit, but I mean, I had
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to, like, learn a lot of it on my own too.
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I imagine. You have to a lot of trial and error
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where you try and make -- Mhmm. --
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a scent and
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and it can go terribly wrong, I bet.
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Right? Oh, yeah.
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Well, some of these ingredients for
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perfumes, like, they don't really smell that
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good. So, yeah, if
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you use a lot of something, then,
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yeah, can be
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terrible. Let me ask you professional
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opinion. As you know in the United States
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and across the world, sometimes
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celebrities have their own scent
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that they market. Do you
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think I could have could there be a Conan
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scent? AAAAAAA
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perfume just take it easy. Good there or
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should there. No. No. Listen. I think
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we're rushing this a little. Sorry. First, let's
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begin. Adam,
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do you do you think that I'm
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the kind of person who could have a scent out on
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the
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market. I mean, why not? Yeah. No.
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Okay. You could have scent. Maybe like pumpkin
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spice
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I look at it. It doesn't matter who
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where I talk to someone in the world. This is someone
4:16
in Ethiopia who's been
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kissing me and
4:22
and doing it right now. No. No. It's
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very it's very funny everyone here
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around me loves you now because
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you treated me the way I should be treated. Mhmm.
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And Yeah.
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Pumpkin spice. I'm not sure that's gonna be. I
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want something, you know,
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manly, you know. Sexy. Sexy.
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Something that women are gonna go,
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do you remind me of
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Conan O'Brien in that sexy way?
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Pumpkin vice. For
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naughty evenings. It's pumpkin spice.
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Wow. So you making scents,
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candles Do you make perfumes just
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do do you make sense for men or is it all
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mostly for women?
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We make both. We make for men and
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for women. Mhmm. But, I mean, we make
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a lot more for women than
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men. Is there a favorite way
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that men like to smell that you've noticed? Is
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there a certain fragrance that they gravitate
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towards?
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I I think people in general, like,
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anything familiar. Mhmm. So, like,
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if they smell ascent and it reminds
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them
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of, like, another perfume they've
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they've liked or something --
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Right. -- usually, like, gravity towards I
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don't know I don't know if, like, people know so much.
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I I would like because I believe
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I want my sense to
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be something it's familiar to me. So that would
5:38
be frying ham. Oh.
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We're good to smell. That's sexy.
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Like frying ham. Because that's that's
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what I grew up smelling. And it's
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a very it reminds me of a of
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a of a fascinating time in my
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life. Hey, I got news for you, buddy. That's what you
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smell like. Hey. A
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mission accomplished. It's
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a very hard it's basically just
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bacon grease. Yeah. That's all
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it is. So, Adam, do
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you have a shop? Is this all done
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over the Internet? These
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sales? How do you how do you sell
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your products?
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We started online, but now we
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have a shop Where
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is your shop? Is it in is it in the capital?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. It's pretty close to where I live.
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Okay. It's in a mall. Okay.
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So you go to every day, you
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do visit the shop every day in the mall?
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I try to. Yeah. But it's
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it's a new mall. So, like, there's
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very little foot traffic right now. So
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we're hoping for, like,
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a a good turnout. I'm
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sure for the next coming
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months. I'm confident. Maybe I could get
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over to Ethiopia and do
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some kind of personal appearance. How would
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that go over a dom
6:46
if you said Conan O'Brien
6:48
will be appearing at the mall
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in Addus
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Ethiopia. Would there be much excitement
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or would there be I I know
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it's exciting. I think
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I mean, I think so. I know I know a
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few people know you here,
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but you people know me.
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It's gonna be beetle maybe. It's gonna be
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beetle maybe. You know, I'm
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worried about I'm worried about just cancer.
7:13
Based on that alone, I'm just worried about people's
7:15
safety and security. I mean,
7:17
people know how many like.
7:21
Okay. Again, you're getting way ahead of
7:23
things here poorly. I mean, I just worry
7:25
that with a few people, you could get as many
7:27
of seven seven or eight people myself.
7:29
And then what if pushing and shoving
7:32
starts? There's no way to control a pregnancy. Yeah.
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Yeah. I
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don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know about, you know,
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like, what people are into these
7:42
days. So I mean, you know what? Clearly
7:45
neither do I. Neither ride. But
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but who cares? I've got you. I've
7:49
got you, and that's what's important. Yes.
7:51
You do. But this
7:53
is this is very cool. So you do
7:55
that. You manufacture scented
7:58
candles and -- Mhmm. --
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and you sell these different perfumes. Are there other
8:03
things that you do? You
8:05
know, using your your
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skills?
8:08
I mean, now we're trying to like, all our
8:11
products are natural, so we're trying
8:13
to move to, like, natural soaps
8:15
and lip glosses and
8:17
things like
8:17
that. So That's nice. So around
8:19
the same area again. That's a big that's a
8:21
big movement. Yes. People don't wanna put
8:23
anything artificial on their
8:26
bodies. They want it all to be natural.
8:28
I prefer artificial anything artificial.
8:31
Why is that exactly? I just I I
8:33
just trust in exotic chemicals.
8:36
I've always been that way.
8:38
They've never done us wrong. I don't think they have. I
8:40
mean, I'd like to see more information
8:42
on DDT, various pesticides
8:45
that were banned in the sixties
8:47
by some kooky hippies. I
8:50
actually freshen up every morning, little DDC
8:52
under the shirt. Guess what?
8:55
I've had no insects underneath
8:57
my arms.
8:58
We did it.
8:59
Yeah. We did it. Before there was a
9:01
lot. And
9:03
and you're also you're
9:06
writing. Aren't you writing something? And I'm I'm told
9:08
that you are writing something on the
9:10
Internet. What do you
9:10
write? Trying to uh-oh. So I
9:13
write blogs. So I work for
9:15
this other company that has,
9:17
like, luxury homes -- Mhmm. -- across the
9:19
US. So I have write blogs for
9:21
them, like,
9:23
recommending people on, like,
9:25
places to go to and they're staying at the homes.
9:27
Wait. And I haven't been to any of the
9:29
places. Oh, wait
9:32
a minute. Hey, Joe. You're
9:34
saying you're saying that you're sitting there in
9:36
Ethiopia, and you aren't
9:38
writing. You are
9:40
telling people oh my god. You're gonna
9:42
love this house. It's a
9:44
split level modern, and
9:47
it's in Park City, Utah.
9:49
And oh my god. The views
9:51
and I loved it here and you've never been
9:52
there. Yeah.
9:53
I recommend them restaurants
9:56
and have you have you had friendly
9:58
activities. So so Basically,
10:00
Google. So you just Google. You Google
10:02
everything.
10:03
That's irrelevant.
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That's awesome. Listen. I have to say,
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Adam, I really admire your
10:10
I mean, first of all, Shaquannery.
10:12
Yes. Yes. I
10:16
like your scamming is No, but I
10:18
think it's actually You've got
10:20
so many things going at the same time,
10:22
which is impressive. What else are
10:24
you working on? Do you do it sounds like I
10:26
bet you you're a good writer. If you can if
10:28
you can write those
10:29
blogs, do you use do you try
10:31
any other kinds of writing Yeah. I
10:32
try I'm trying to write fiction. I
10:35
think you already are in those blogs.
10:37
Yeah. Yeah. You
10:39
you so far, you are one
10:41
of the better writer. You might be
10:43
the most fiction, most prolific
10:45
fiction writer I've ever met. Every
10:47
day, you describe luxurious places
10:49
where you've had a blast. And brought your
10:51
pet dogs even though none
10:53
of this is true. Absolute
10:57
bullshit. Yeah.
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So what kind of what kind of if you or
11:02
to write a novel, do you think it would you'd
11:05
spend a lot of time describing the homes
11:07
where the character lived and
11:10
the smells. The smell The smells
11:12
the beautiful homes and the
11:15
places nearby that serve a vegan
11:17
burger and are and
11:19
are rabbit
11:19
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spend very little time on the Right?
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Yep. I mean, you've given me inspiration
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because that's gonna be like yeah. That's
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since I've been back. Mhmm.
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But I I plan to go
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next year because my sister's gonna
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graduate. And
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is she going to Hamilton as well? No.
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She she finished her undergrad. She's
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Made life long
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Yeah. --
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Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I can't even
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But anyway
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with a lot
19:07
You've gotta remember a little bit of it. I mean No.
19:09
I don't
19:10
remember. You remember the
19:13
basics, but It's funny when you talk to
19:15
a doctor. He's like, I don't remember anything
19:17
from medical school. I mean,
19:19
it was one in one ear out the
19:21
other. Anyway, we're gonna put you under
19:24
now. And I'm an air doctor, and I'm
19:26
gonna go I'm gonna go
19:28
through your eye and into your brain.
19:30
Just wing it. So
19:33
what's your day like? When you wake up in the morning, do
19:35
you go do you start
19:37
working on on sense right
19:38
away? Or Do you go
19:41
to the mall right away? I'm just curious
19:43
a day in
19:43
the life in
19:44
No. I wish I would go right
19:47
away. I I just I wake up, I go
19:49
to the gym sometimes. I listen to you
19:51
guys a lot. Mhmm. While
19:53
I'm at the gym and I smile, like,
19:55
laugh like an idiot Is
19:56
it, like, running on the trending scene?
19:57
That's a universal sign that someone's either in
20:00
distress or listening to our
20:02
podcast. And
20:04
then, yeah, I go to the mall a few
20:07
times a week. And
20:09
then I work from
20:10
home, so I'm, like, you
20:12
know, on my computer most of the day. Is
20:14
your family
20:15
Then I play with my
20:15
dog a woman. Are
20:18
you dog friendly? Deep
20:20
dog. Yes. I am.
20:22
Good. I'm touching you up on Google right now, and
20:23
yes. It says agent
20:26
is dog predator. What's your
20:28
dog's name?
20:29
Buchi. Buchi. Does
20:30
that mean anything? Or Yeah. I
20:31
mean small dog. I
20:34
guess my dogs. I
20:37
guess I guess they have that coming.
20:39
Your dog's name is small dog. Small dog
20:42
in here. That's
20:44
fantastic.
20:44
I got Yeah. When I like,
20:47
I was supposed to name when I got him and
20:49
I wanted to name him. I just,
20:50
like, started overthinking about, like,
20:52
what's the best fit for the dog. Mhmm. And then I
20:54
was like, you
20:54
know what? Let's just stick
20:57
with the the generic name. Is there
20:59
possible you
20:59
underthought it? I know. That's what I was gonna say. Sorry. Do
21:02
you know No. No. No. But and I
21:04
was thinking the same I was thinking the same thing
21:06
which is there's overthinking
21:08
and then there's I'm gonna my
21:10
dog
21:10
dog. I wanna call my next
21:13
dog, bad dog. Hey, bad
21:15
dog. Come here. Bad dog. And
21:17
just constantly And then when he does
21:18
something, Ray, you go, good dog, bad dog. Good dog.
21:20
Bad dog. And then he'll just eventually
21:23
just run away. I
21:25
don't know. To be renamed by
21:27
someone else. Wow. Okay. So and
21:29
family, do you have family that lives around
21:31
you and your body?
21:32
Yes. Yeah. I
21:32
live with my mom. You live with your mom? So
21:35
just
21:35
me
21:36
at Yeah. Me, my mom, and my dog. Okay. That's
21:38
her
21:38
name. Mom. Yeah. That's her first name. Yeah.
21:40
What's her name? Her first name is May and her
21:42
last name is Maya Lads. And
21:46
and does she know what you're doing right now? Does she know
21:48
that you're calling into our podcast? Or
21:50
or no? She
21:51
does. She
21:52
does. No. What time is it there
21:54
now? It's midnight. Oh,
21:56
midnight. Okay. Is she asleep right now? She
21:58
is. Yes. Wake her up.
22:00
Go wake
22:04
her up. See. Hey,
22:06
Conan's on. Conan's on
22:08
the phone. I gotta zoom with
22:10
Conan. And he's gotten Corley and
22:12
sooner with him
22:12
too. Would she know everyone's here in the
22:14
lake room? Yeah. Exactly. That's
22:17
okay. That's trust me. Hey,
22:19
I'm feeling pretty good about, you know, the
22:21
seven people that are gonna create a stampede
22:23
when I visit them
22:24
all. And his CFIOPIA. It's
22:27
just
22:27
gonna run. It's not good. It
22:29
can't be the other way. Yeah.
22:31
Okay. Okay. Alright. That's not
22:33
nice. You ever question for
22:35
Conan? I do. But I think he answered
22:38
it. I was gonna say I was gonna
22:40
ask him what he smells like.
22:42
Oh,
22:43
don't know, you know, I mean, in serious, I joked about frying ham,
22:45
but I don't know that I have I mean, you
22:47
could answer that Sonos. Thank
22:48
you. I want him. I
22:50
don't think I have an odor. You don't
22:51
have an odor. Sometimes you
22:54
smell like freshly applied sunscreen.
22:58
But
22:59
There may be a reason for that. If you know what though,
23:02
it's not a bad smell. You don't
23:04
have a bet you don't have a bad smell you're,
23:06
you
23:06
know, nicest thing anyone said to me in a
23:08
while. You know, you don't have a bad smell
23:10
on it. I think I
23:12
don't like putting on scents but I
23:14
do have to put on sunscreens
23:16
because, you know, my people are
23:19
from Ireland and I
23:21
live down by the Mexican border
23:23
and Nobody
23:24
needs an explanation.
23:25
Yeah. No. No. I think you really need to
23:28
understand, hey, Tom. Why I
23:30
may be sunsensitive. And I think you really did
23:32
have to hear this because you
23:34
you only got a biochemical degree
23:37
from a great school. Yeah.
23:40
I don't know. I yeah.
23:42
And I so so sometimes I probably do
23:44
smell like
23:44
that. Yeah. No. But also, I I mean, what
23:46
I'm trying to say is it's it's
23:49
not unpleasant to be around
23:51
you. You know what I
23:52
mean? What about my
23:53
behavior? That's different. What I'm
23:55
talking about smells. You're
23:56
right. And you're you're
23:57
not unpleasant to be around. Do you have any
24:00
behavior perfumes? I think you can recommend yeah. Is
24:02
there any perfume I would wear or or or sense
24:04
that would make me behave myself a little
24:05
more? Behavior
24:06
yourself. No. I
24:07
mean, I think Sandlewood
24:10
might calm me. Oh, yeah. You
24:12
know?
24:13
Something like that. I like cedar.
24:15
I like cedar. Yeah. Yeah.
24:17
I like cedar. There's certain cedar like
24:19
that. Like, if I wish I smelled like an
24:21
old cedar closet.
24:23
Oh. You know, they had
24:24
a little bit of sandalwood -- Yeah. --
24:26
in there and maybe some just a
24:28
touch of vanilla. Oh, interesting. Just
24:30
a little hint of vanilla. Can you work
24:33
on this for
24:33
me? That's nice.
24:34
Hey, Dominic. Yeah.
24:35
I will I will contract you to make
24:38
my cent. And then we will mark
24:39
I'll do the we will we will
24:42
market it in the mall, in
24:44
Ethiopia, in the capital, and
24:46
I and we will say, smell
24:48
like Conan O'Brien. Mhmm. And then just
24:51
watch the people come running.
24:52
Yeah. Watch the people
24:54
come running. Would you do one
24:56
of those six see per You That
24:59
I would. Ads and stuff that are in, like,
25:01
black and white. And what would what's the
25:02
name? Dumb. You could you
25:05
could direct it. You could direct a video with me
25:07
where Oh my god. Black and
25:09
white, and a dove is released. And when I turned
25:12
the camera, and say, well, we
25:14
can't use Coco because that's been useful. What's
25:16
the name of it? It's not just Coco. Coco
25:18
is a pretty famous one. How about old
25:20
Cedar closet. Cobb,
25:23
both seated. Cobb. How about
25:25
cedar
25:25
Cobb? Cedar Cobb. No.
25:29
Joe just You know? I'm sorry. That
25:29
okay. I'm I'm not butting in. This is your
25:32
your your No. Because we gotta figure
25:33
out what my son's name is.
25:35
God. No. It's not God. Desperation.
25:40
Oh, let's do something by
25:42
the knee. Me. Me. Me. Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me?
25:44
Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me?
25:46
By Conan. Me? Good. People
25:48
around you should smell need. Yeah.
25:52
It's need. And then doves
25:54
are released. Are there
25:56
some good areas around Addus that we could shoot
25:58
this, you know Yeah.
26:00
A lot of areas. Yeah. Okay. Alright. Well
26:03
Maybe yeah. Well,
26:05
it's a lot of, like, there are a lot of
26:07
mountains you you can
26:08
visit. I love going
26:09
through the mountains.
26:11
Yeah. Yeah.
26:12
And I think Release
26:13
the dobs Yeah. Yeah. Alright. You're gonna have
26:16
to make the sandwich, and then we're
26:18
gonna try and sell it. Easy. And
26:20
let's do it. I'll have I'll get my best
26:22
people on this, which means Well,
26:24
I don't I just have people. Sure.
26:27
I don't have a best click on your best people.
26:29
This is it. Yeah. And -- Wow.
26:31
-- I guess that's
26:33
Eduardo. Right? Well, anyway,
26:35
he'll drop the legal contracts
26:38
need. Hey, Dom. It
26:39
was really nice talking to you.
26:42
This was this
26:42
It was so nice to meet you guys. Yeah. It's really
26:44
nice to meet you guys all
26:46
the time. You guys are, like, my friends
26:48
that, like, you don't
26:49
know you And then that's what now we know you. We
26:52
really are friends. What's your
26:53
fragrance company? It's called
26:54
Lucy Fragrances. Lucy
26:57
Fragrances. That's
26:58
even
26:58
a plug. Yeah. Yeah. Lucy
27:00
fragrances. Yeah. Is there anything else we can do to
27:03
plug this this this brand?
27:05
That's it.
27:05
You can go on Instagram
27:07
at Lucy Fragrances. At Lucy Fragrances.
27:09
Okay. Well, A Dom, that's very cool. Yeah.
27:11
And I'm not gonna take any of your suggestions
27:13
for a luxury home.
27:19
I don't know if that's good. No.
27:20
Sorry. I just I'm you've I
27:24
love
27:24
doing some research. Yeah. You're very
27:26
good research. Alright.
27:28
Well, so cool talking to you,
27:31
Adam. It's
27:31
so nice talking to you. Yes. I hope our pads
27:33
cross down the road. That would be really fun.
27:35
Just a remote in Ethiopia. Hey.
27:38
Oh, I'm sold. I love that.
27:41
Alright. You take care. Thank you.
27:43
Bye
27:43
bye. Smell you later. Alright.
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