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Hi, Theresa, meet Sona,

2:58

and Conan. Oh,

3:01

didn't mean that. What's happening? Hello?

3:04

Visa. How are you, sir?

3:06

I I'm so amazed and baffled. I

3:08

can't believe I'm I'm talking to the

3:10

one and only New York Times

3:12

best selling artists. Yeah. Okay. I

3:21

love you. Oh.

3:23

this is a bed. Visa. I'm

3:27

gonna cut your segment down to thirty seconds.

3:30

You have a you have to dig yourself out of a hole

3:32

now. Or an hour. No. No. I

3:34

I accept that you have

3:36

acknowledged Sona's achievements. Mhmm.

3:39

In her fame, And I will do my best

3:41

-- Yeah. -- to not annoy you or get in the

3:43

way of this interview. How about that? Okay.

3:45

Okay. Okay. Let's continue you

3:51

know what I'm loving about the Kona. What I love

3:53

about Kona fan -- Yeah. -- is that there's

3:55

that old saying, everyone a comedian. Conifant

3:58

is proving that worldwide, everyone

3:59

is a comedian. Yes. And they're quite

4:02

good. You know, they are very good. We've learned

4:04

it from you, man. man. Yeah. Found it from

4:06

you. Where are you coming from, Visa?

4:08

I'm coming from Finland. Oh my

4:10

god. Go to the place. Yes. Yes.

4:12

I have Finland displaced. Finland

4:16

very close to my heart. I I visited

4:18

Finland years ago during a

4:20

tense political election. I

4:22

played a pivotal role. Yes.

4:25

And it was it was one of the joys

4:27

of my life. Was going to Finland

4:30

The people were amazing, and

4:32

we shot the first

4:34

real travel episode that we ever did. And I

4:36

had so much fun that it it made me determined

4:38

to go and do more of

4:40

them. So I have a great fondness

4:43

for Finland. Where do you live? Do you live in Helsinki?

4:45

No. No. No. I I live in basically

4:48

in the very eastern border of Finland.

4:50

in a small town called La Peralta. What?

4:53

La Peralta. Oh.

4:56

Love very good very good. And

4:59

do you like to drink? Say

5:01

it again. I

5:07

see. I can't say it if you keep saying Oh,

5:09

sorry. I'm trying to learn from him, but

5:11

you keep saying it. to

5:12

hit to and and now I'm

5:15

I'm

5:15

sorry. I can't go on. I

5:18

can't I mean, I mean, you I'll never do

5:20

another podcast together. Well, if you

5:22

broke Okay. So I'm I'm so

5:24

glad to be part of your last part. This

5:26

is an honor. I thought it was an honor

5:28

before this, but now it's the last one. Oh, this

5:30

is the very last one because I can't

5:33

learn how to say love, spell on that.

5:36

But do you know what's the other reason

5:38

this might be your last podcast? Yes.

5:40

Because because I I didn't get the

5:43

command to boost the record

5:46

button on the audio. So

5:48

I have no idea. Oh. So

5:50

I have no idea. No idea what you're saying. can

5:52

you record for us now on the meantime? Oh,

5:54

so nothing's been recorded. No. We're recording. We're

5:56

we're we're recording his side. It's just for his side

5:58

of the conversation. I see. I see.

6:00

I see. So you should hit record right

6:02

now because

6:03

Yeah.

6:05

That's what you need to do to record things.

6:08

Oh. Oh, really? Yes.

6:11

It's in my I'm well, I'm learning I'm

6:13

learning from the best again. Yes.

6:15

Yes. I heard you're you're so good with this

6:17

tech stuff. Hi. I'm a I'm

6:19

what we call a tech wizard. Yes.

6:22

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So so

6:24

Visa, here's what I remember, fondly,

6:27

about your country. Yes. people

6:29

like to drink Corskin COVID.

6:32

Yeah. This is this is the thing

6:34

I I basically am calling you about now

6:36

because you say almost perfectly,

6:38

but just a little bit wrong, you,

6:40

it's Corst can cover.

6:42

Corst

6:42

can cover. No. You're saying

6:45

the r in the beginning, but it's

6:47

only at the end. Corskine

6:49

Corova. Corskine

6:51

Corova. Yay. Corova. Okay.

6:53

How about this? Perfect. I fucking

6:56

came close enough when

6:59

discussing an unusual

7:01

drink from Finland. Yes.

7:05

They said, what the fuck? That was

7:07

time in my life. I'll never get back again.

7:11

Yeah. But I was so happy when you said it, you

7:13

know, you've it's so nice. You're so

7:15

fond of Finland. I am. You know, you

7:17

want the LX. You want the LX. Guess

7:19

what? I will tell you

7:22

something that you should know. I have two

7:24

stickers on the back of my car. Only

7:26

two. One

7:26

is for the Theodore Roosevelt

7:31

National Park, and the other sticker

7:34

is the sticker for Finland.

7:36

Those are the only two. Really?

7:38

Yes. It's the one that says FIN

7:40

and you've you guys have seen it. It's on the back of my

7:42

-- Yeah. -- it's on the back of my pickup and Yeah.

7:44

Those are the wrong Yes. Yeah. The

7:46

oval, I have that. Those are the only two

7:48

stickers. I might have many people say to me,

7:51

I

7:51

don't understand. One

7:53

of the only sticker out on my car is I

7:55

about Of course, tomorrow. Yeah.

7:59

Now it's very good.

7:59

Now you can now you can No.

8:02

But if you if you see me in Los Angeles

8:04

and you look at the back of my car, you will

8:06

see that I am representing

8:08

my fondness for Finland wherever I go

8:10

and I have no other country

8:12

represented on the back of my car. Wow. That's

8:14

a true story. With the pickup. With the pickup.

8:16

The what? What? Not with that. Not with not

8:18

with the Tesla. You you have it

8:20

in the pickup. the pick up. Oh, the pick up.

8:22

Yes. Yes. And that's what I thought. pick

8:25

up. Like Yeah. That's what I thought. cup that you pee

8:27

in. Yeah. I mean, Visa,

8:30

to be fair, I do keep a urine com

8:32

Yeah. Yeah. In all of my cars,

8:34

because I wanted to crawl over and ask

8:36

to use a restroom. Those things are filthy.

8:38

I constantly you know what I have to

8:41

urinate? I go down at night.

8:43

I go down into my garage and get in

8:45

my car. And I go in the

8:47

urine cup or you like to say,

8:49

pick up or as you say

8:51

in Finland. Bro crap. Right.

8:53

Papa. Yeah.

8:56

But that's what we do in Finland too. We pee in

8:58

a cup. We didn't have toilets. Tell

9:00

us Visa. Tell us

9:02

a little bit yourself? What do you do? Who are you?

9:04

What makes Visa tick? Well

9:07

well, first of all, I I would have

9:09

to say I'm a father. We

9:11

have kids say, mate, you and me,

9:13

Conan, my daughter is fifteen years

9:15

old

9:15

for for a job

9:17

for a job I roast coffee.

9:20

Oh, you roast coffee. I

9:22

see behind you. Let me describe

9:24

for our listeners. You there's a

9:26

oh,

9:26

that's what that machine is. Oh,

9:28

wow. I thought a chu chu train was about to run you

9:30

down. It looks like well, it looks like a chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu chu

9:32

chu chu chu chu chu behind you, but that is

9:34

a that's a coffee roaster. That's

9:36

true. You've seen one before in

9:41

Oh, you do really pay

9:43

attention to these videos we shoot. That's

9:45

very nice. I I've I've followed you for

9:47

twenty years now, and I'm I'm I'm a true

9:49

fan. Thank you so much. Now one of

9:51

these Johnny come lately, You've

9:53

been a sad victim, you know yeah. I I

9:55

know you from the podcast, you know, this is

9:57

just a new thing. Exactly. Wow.

10:00

No. It's true. Yeah. Fuck those

10:02

people. Yeah. Screwed out.

10:04

Screwed out. Only knowing me for the

10:06

podcast, so you roast coffee.

10:08

Okay. Yeah.

10:09

Yeah. Are you a good

10:11

first of all, what role

10:13

does coffee play in Finland? Is it a big

10:15

deal in Finland? Super big.

10:17

Yeah. Finland is a country

10:19

that, you know, drinks most

10:21

coffee per capita, so we

10:23

drink ship lots of coffee, but

10:25

not maybe not maybe very high

10:27

quality. We do filter coffee all the

10:29

way. Espresso is not like a

10:31

huge thing here. of course nowadays, but

10:33

traditionally, it's a new

10:35

thing. So you're trying

10:37

to improve improve the kind of

10:39

coffee that people are drinking in Finland. Give them

10:42

a better spiritual thing. Yeah. Yeah.

10:44

Yeah. Because coffee is all about flavors,

10:46

different flavors, you know, more

10:48

flavors than any food. That's what coffee

10:50

has. So Yeah. It's all about the you you

10:52

know, coffee has to bring a party to your

10:54

mouth, so that's the thing. Whoa. I'm

10:56

like to have a party in my mouth.

10:58

Excuse me. Why did you say? What did you

11:00

say? sorry. I think I went the wrong way with that

11:02

one. Yeah. Kinda party you want in your mouth. And I

11:04

say that a lot at bus terminals and

11:06

it's confusing. help with

11:08

restrooms. Anyway,

11:11

Visa, my question is,

11:14

then you say that coffee

11:16

has more flavors than any other kind

11:18

of food. Is that right? Yeah. If you think about

11:20

wine, you may be going to like a wine

11:22

tasting thing, but I know corn that

11:24

you went to coffee tasting also -- Yeah. -- that

11:26

you might know better than many people

11:28

that, you know, coffee has so many,

11:30

like, different places to

11:32

grow, different variety, else you can

11:34

grow in many different, you know,

11:36

altitudes and all this kind of stuff.

11:38

So there's so many

11:40

different outcomes for

11:43

one, you know, coffee bean so

11:45

that you get you get so many flavors. Like

11:47

any human being, there's so many possible

11:49

outcomes. We are all like us. Well, that's

11:51

you know, and you think about that. That's pretty lame. Yeah.

11:54

lame. Love this guy. He

11:56

said, well, we were all Yeah.

11:58

No. He's right.

11:59

Visa, I don't think that was

12:02

lame. coffee to human beings.

12:04

I do think that Then then I think about

12:06

this a lot. Every time I go to make coffee, fee

12:08

and grind the bean. Yeah. I look at the bean

12:10

and say, you and I, bean are

12:12

really no different. Oh, no.

12:15

For you, bean and I have many possible

12:17

outcomes. Yeah. Now let me explain

12:19

to you that when I do this, anyone

12:21

standing nearby me is repulse.

12:23

Yeah. but it is

12:25

something that I believe. It's just before or

12:27

after you've told them that you want a party in your

12:29

mouth. I want a party in

12:31

my mouth.

12:32

Hello? But everybody in this bus

12:34

terminal, I'm

12:36

going to the bathroom, but I'd like a party

12:38

in my mouth. Party in my mouth.

12:41

just close my eyes. Do

12:43

with me what you will. Oh,

12:45

gosh. This is

12:48

worth missing my bus. Put it

12:52

up against this hole in the bathroom. See

12:55

what happened? Call the wife. I'm gonna

12:57

be a little late. So

13:00

-- Visa, I

13:02

blame you for the -- Yeah. --

13:04

the turn is taken. I'm sorry I'll let

13:06

you this way. Yeah. I'll let you that

13:08

way. what else Visa you

13:10

make? First of all, I have some

13:12

awareness of coffee snobbery because I

13:14

just

13:14

thought coffee was coffee until

13:18

I met My wife, Liza,

13:20

and she took me to visit her family

13:23

in Seattle. And

13:26

my wife was very particular

13:28

about where we would go and get our coffee

13:30

and

13:30

bullied me.

13:33

bullied and harassed me about what kind of

13:35

coffee I should drink I remember wanting

13:37

to put, like, a little hazelnut flavoring in there

13:39

and she was like, you can't put flavors in

13:41

coffee. Oh, yeah. She was no.

13:43

Apparently, you can't. Oh, yeah. Okay. I used to put

13:45

m and m's in there too. Just turn

13:47

around. Basically, I wasn't drinking

13:49

coffee. I was an ice cream sundae. I was

13:51

I mean, this this stuff used in

13:54

indeligenta that was like that was plaid

13:56

for me. Yeah. I know you put

13:58

some that was I'm

13:59

sorry. I'm sorry, Visa. I'm sorry that I have to

14:02

keep my mouth I'm sorry. Well, it's better than

14:04

a party in your mouth.

14:13

I'm very lucky I have a wife

14:15

and children that care deeply

14:17

for me. Except when I'm sick, if I get a

14:19

cold or I'm a little under the weather, My

14:21

family

14:21

abandons me. They say stay in your

14:23

room. You're on your own. Then what do

14:25

I

14:25

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14:27

when I turn to Instacart. BLAY,

14:29

you use Instacart, don't you? I love Instacart.

14:31

I've been getting a lot of almonds lately. I'm

14:33

really into almonds. Why don't you just buy an almond

14:35

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14:37

anything alive. Yeah. It's just all almonds

14:39

all day. And all different nuts. Walnuts. I

14:41

mean, the nuts these days. Yeah. Yeah.

14:44

All kinds of nuts. Yeah. a

14:47

peanut, a cashew? Yes. I can get

14:49

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14:51

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16:41

I won my my buddy my buddy

16:43

old pal. I like to go to

16:45

the sauna. Oh, I love the sauna.

16:47

And Frank, thank you for saying it correctly

16:49

because Here in the

16:50

United States, people say, you wanna

16:52

I went to a song. But

16:55

I learned in Finland,

16:57

it's Sauna. Did you guys

16:59

invent the sauna? That's why you get to call it

17:01

what you want? Yeah. Yeah. It's it's very

17:03

very finished thing with the

17:05

Russian neighbors. They

17:07

have a banya, and

17:09

Swedish people have Bastou,

17:11

but, yeah, sauna is the Finnish version,

17:13

and of course, that's the only true one.

17:15

you really want to have the true

17:18

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17:20

because Visa, when I was

17:22

in Finland, I witnessed this. I didn't

17:24

do it myself, but

17:26

a bunch of people went into

17:28

the sauna. They were completely naked.

17:30

and they're in there and they're in there for a while

17:33

until their body temperature gets very

17:35

high and then they run

17:37

out of the sausa and jump into

17:39

water in winter. In

17:41

Finland -- Yes. -- which the water I

17:43

mean, I have no idea what the water would be.

17:45

Is it forty something degrees. III

17:47

thought that would be less than that. Less Fahrenheit or

17:49

so I don't know. I'm just making up

17:52

It's four it's four Celsius.

17:54

four Celsius. I don't know what that means. Was all, like,

17:56

thirty degrees or something? Oh. Oh,

17:58

it can't really be below freezing. No.

18:00

It can't be below three. So

18:03

Because, you know you know, the Salesforce is

18:05

smart. Zero is the freezing point. Yeah.

18:07

Fair enough. Fair enough. This stupid. So --

18:09

Yeah. -- zero is freezing. No. Hold on.

18:11

Hold on. Visa, did you just said that

18:13

our American way of doing things is

18:15

stupid? Yeah. You

18:16

have the foods and the inch,

18:18

you know, on six food for and stuff like that. It doesn't

18:20

make any sense. Okay. You listen to me, Visa.

18:23

How? You listen to me. You are you are

18:25

on an American podcast right now.

18:27

And as an American in

18:29

bypassed. This is like an embassy.

18:31

You are now on American soil. Yes. You

18:33

will respect it. Okay. We are using

18:35

American minutes. to measure the length

18:37

of this podcast. You understand?

18:39

And Yeah. And and let's send those

18:41

late. I'll say something else.

18:44

our

18:44

former president Jimmy Carter,

18:46

he tried very hard in

18:48

the nineteen seventies to convert

18:51

us

18:51

to the metric system. He tried

18:53

very hard for about a month and it

18:55

didn't work. And we've never

18:58

we've never tried again. in school and that happened. Yeah. I

19:00

had to learn all that. And it was a

19:02

dark time. It was a very dark time.

19:04

kilometers -- Yeah. -- kilometers. But

19:06

then Reagan came along and

19:08

went bail. Don't worry about

19:10

that. That man was an

19:12

idiot. So okay.

19:14

I got it. I got it. And yeah.

19:16

Yeah. I'll I've yeah. I've I've gone the you know, we

19:18

drill a hole in the ice. So because

19:20

it's so cold, you know, the lake

19:23

this is over. We have to drill a

19:25

hole in the ice so we can go swim

19:27

there. So that's

19:28

like that's the real thing. You

19:30

go to a sauna, have a

19:32

nice, nice hot load, and then

19:34

you dip in the hole in the ice. Okay.

19:36

That's the thing. Now here's my question. Mhmm.

19:39

Why doesn't that kill you?

19:41

Because because let's

19:43

hear me out, Visa. Hear me out.

19:46

Yeah. You get your body temperature

19:48

up to some crazy height. And

19:50

then instantly, not gradually, but

19:53

instantly bring it down to

19:55

freezing. Why doesn't that

19:56

make every

19:58

you know, artery in your body

20:00

explode?

20:02

Yeah. What what

20:02

it does if you're weak

20:05

hearted, you know, if you have some problem if

20:07

you have some problems with health,

20:09

you shouldn't do it. How often do you lose people

20:11

to that? I'm curious. Like, if you jump

20:13

in with ten people, did nine come

20:16

out? Yeah. Yeah.

20:18

Yes. That's exactly true. I was going to say one out

20:20

of ten doesn't survive. Alright.

20:22

But that's why we're so that's why

20:24

we're so tough. Yeah. Wow. They've weed

20:27

out the week. The way they've weed out the week.

20:29

Finish Rulett. Yeah.

20:31

Well, that's good. Yeah. New invention.

20:34

Yeah. It gives new meaning to the

20:36

term. You're finished. You know? I'm

20:38

all. I'm in. I hear all I

20:40

hear all week. Visa. Go

20:42

don't wanna be here to make sure this would be

20:44

nice to your be nice to wait for this.

20:46

Oh, yes. Right. Now is it he's

20:49

incorrect that I understand you're a musician as well.

20:51

Is right? Will

20:52

I play music? Being a

20:54

musician is a different thing. But

20:56

yeah. Yeah. I do play guitar

20:59

in in a middle band. A middle

21:01

band arms. band called what? What did

21:03

you call again? Harp

21:05

Harp's. Harp's? Harp's. Harp's.

21:09

Yes. Yes. Yeah. So it's it's deep and dark and deep

21:11

and dark stuff. So this

21:13

is very deep, dark music

21:15

have you put on an album?

21:18

Yeah. Yeah. We did. It's called a

21:20

lifetime spent on dieting. Hey,

21:26

that was my wedding song.

21:28

I can't help my wife to

21:30

add to that. Yeah. I love

21:33

that. I

21:34

love I would

21:37

love to hear this music. Yeah. Is there

21:39

any way we can hear this music like at

21:41

the moment Edwater can do

21:43

anything. He's he's a wizard. Can we put a little

21:45

clip in right now? Can we put a clip in right now?

21:47

Let's do it. Is there

21:49

a particular you want

21:51

a feature here in my arms. Oh,

21:54

wait wait. Let's let's play.

21:56

There's no happiness worth

21:58

living for or

21:59

Let let's let's play towards

22:02

the sixth end.

22:04

Towards the sixth end? Yeah. The sixth end. Yeah.

22:06

That's what it's called. What does that mean towards the

22:08

sixth end. Yeah. You know, well, that's

22:11

basically apocalypse thing.

22:13

Well, you know, that because you're a fun guy. Yeah.

22:15

We have our here. Here

22:17

we go. hairy out clip.

22:20

I like it.

22:22

It's funny because I can't do it.

22:24

Oh,

22:24

oh, yeah. Hold it. You

22:26

know what? Hushnet. You know what? This

22:28

this is strong. No one goes to

22:30

Conan O'Brien for a review of

22:33

dark metal. I'm

22:35

European dark metal. That can all change today if

22:37

you nailed this. But

22:39

I I like that. Who's who's

22:41

the vocalist? It's my buddy.

22:44

You'll see.

22:44

You'll

22:46

see? You'll see. Yeah. Yeah. You'll see he's the

22:49

man behind the scenes. Okay. And

22:51

is he singing like, it's a little hard

22:53

to hear what he's saying is he

22:55

singing in English or is he English.

22:58

Yeah. What's English? Okay.

23:00

Yeah. Okay. Like is he

23:02

saying, Do you want me to read the

23:05

lyrics? Yes, please. Yes,

23:07

yes. Okay. This is this became a

23:09

poetic recession. So

23:12

Okay. So that's alright. Let's go

23:14

here. Towards the six set sixth

23:16

tent. No. We played

23:18

this sixth tent. Oh,

23:20

no. Actually, which one which one did we play?

23:22

Did we play towards? I played the sixth

23:24

the sixth then. So there's a song called

23:26

towards a sixth end and then there's one called the sixth end. Is that

23:28

what you're saying? Yeah. We played the the sixth

23:30

end. Okay. So here's the lyrics. Yeah.

23:33

Yes. The final sunrise grim

23:35

lights upon us colored

23:37

in suffering. The warm

23:40

in comfort fed

23:42

by the black curves detached

23:45

from the guilt and

23:47

so

23:47

forth. That's it.

23:50

Yes. Visa Here's my

23:52

diagnosis. Or let's go. Let's go. Let's do it. Give it to

23:54

me. You live in a a country where

23:56

there's, I think, an hour of daylight. You have

23:58

pretty much Yeah. Per year. Per

24:00

year. You all you have to

24:02

drink is this one drink, and none of you

24:04

can agree on how it's pronounced. Your

24:09

way of having fun is to sit in

24:11

a very hot sweaty room and

24:13

then jump through a hole in the ice.

24:16

And then if you live, you get to do it again the

24:18

next day. But we've got our measurement

24:21

system wrong. Yeah. Yeah. But we're

24:23

the fuckups. and

24:25

this is why this music is

24:27

dark. And I think this

24:30

reflects what it's

24:31

like to live in Finland. Am I

24:33

correct? You got it exactly

24:35

right. That's that's pretty much it. We

24:37

we struggle here and you can see it

24:39

from our activities. I But

24:44

but you know what would be cool? What would be

24:46

really cool? Because you do the

24:48

high pitched thing because you you you've seen

24:50

grades. Your sound is awesome. Thank you.

24:52

Yeah. Yeah. I'm stuck here. Thank you so much. A moment.

24:54

It's very good. It's okay. I gave some You're talking

24:56

about this thing. That thing.

25:00

That thing. Yeah. I

25:02

know that no other human can hit. Yeah. Yeah.

25:05

That's the type of signature cone

25:07

and pitch. So if if I

25:09

would clip that and use it

25:11

in one of our songs, that will sound

25:13

Of course, you can. I'll

25:15

give you one right now and you can cut it right in. Yeah. Let's do it. Alright.

25:19

they mess up by saba

25:24

And

25:25

and

25:28

what will be the title of that song?

25:32

Kill me. thing. I coated my

25:34

cancer with misery, then

25:37

ate it with

25:40

my wounds.

25:42

Yes. Yes. Let's

25:44

do it. It's a it's a constant

25:46

instant hits. It's going to be

25:48

a hit song. Visa, it has been a pleasure talking to you

25:50

-- Yeah. -- with you. Yeah. Yeah. No.

25:53

No. You're really fine. And I and I do hope to get

25:55

back to Finland

25:57

one day soon. In the meantime, please tell

25:59

people there that III hold them

26:01

close to my heart seriously. Yes. I just had

26:03

an amazing experience there. and

26:06

you're a wonderful people and I can't wait to

26:08

get back. Yes. Straight back at you, you know, it'd be

26:10

it it's been a truly a pleasure to be a

26:12

part of this very small bits

26:15

in the ocean of golden

26:17

gold. So, yeah, I'm really

26:19

excited. Alright. Now you're my

26:21

friend again. Alright. Yeah. I'm really excited.

26:23

Thank you so much. Visa, really nice to meet you,

26:25

and that was a very funny. Thank you. You

26:27

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