Welcome to the Confused Goat. A weekly(ish) podcast hosted by Niall Towl and Keir Menzies. In episode 1, we cover the start of World War III. Plus, the big story this week; the soap-opera 'Neighbours' may soon end in the UK. Also, childhood haircuts, and the murky world of eye tests. We've got a film-of-the-week from 'the film man' Dan, and much more besides. So sit back (or stand up, it's up to you) and enjoy the Confused Goat podcast.