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and utterly, at every moment,

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have their feet put to the fire of every moment.

1:02

But you want to play this like, I'm

1:04

on one side, one side good. There

1:06

you go, wood gypsy. Yeah, wood gypsy.

1:09

You communist f***. You

1:11

communist f***. When people

1:12

ask, is everything a conspiracy?

1:15

The answer is yes. Who

1:17

and what is controlling everything

1:20

and why? They

1:23

practice sorcery. I can't

1:25

argue against magic. I

1:28

don't know what it is that we live on,

1:30

but I believe it's a realm. This

1:32

realm that we live in is the lowest

1:35

level of heaven, highest level of hell.

1:39

Chicken,

1:39

snake gods, and the

1:41

Anunnaki, and sorcery. If

1:44

Sam says the chicken and snake god is running everything, I'm

1:46

literally in the world of crazy.

1:51

I'm winning.

1:51

You're losing. Conspiracy

1:54

Social Club, aka Deep Waters.

2:01

Hey, we're in it man.

2:03

Welcome to conspiracy social club aka d

2:05

bars aka People

2:11

get mad because when I do us do the show

2:14

with Dylan I don't sing that song with them I

2:17

only sing with you right song Brian you

2:19

you seen that I'll be a

2:22

Little sad today. Are you a little sad

2:25

or you little no, I'm as I get older

2:27

I realize that as a student of history

2:30

and as a student of religion now Nothing

2:32

changes, but we go through cycles.

2:35

Yeah, go through ups. We go through downs We

2:37

we are still flawed creatures

2:40

as human beings And I think the biggest

2:42

mistake is expecting utopia

2:44

from a society or a person Yeah, and

2:46

I think the biggest mistake is expecting perfection

2:49

from a society and a person well and

2:51

you know Yeah, I agree Where

2:54

are you gonna be real quick before we get into it? I'll

2:56

be in At the Schomburg

2:59

improv the 27th 28th of October.

3:01

I

3:01

gotta put that up there and then I'll be at Goodnight's

3:04

in Raleigh North Carolina, November 7th. What are you doing every

3:06

week and night?

3:07

You know, you never know with me Where

3:10

you gonna be buddy? I'm gonna be at Morris

3:13

Plains at the dojo of comedy then

3:15

I'll be a thousand Oaks at the Tranchola

3:18

Hill Brewing Company somebody buy ticket, please

3:21

aren't you? Ah Indianapolis

3:23

Helium clubs St.

3:25

Louis Helium Club and then Bellflower

3:28

the Santa Club. I'm headlining their second

3:30

anniversary show Oh and then like look oh

3:32

dude Vulcan and Dallas

3:34

are coming up to with the Eddie Bravo. Very

3:37

excited. Very blessed to be here. Ah So

3:41

what do you guys want to get into dude? I mean a

3:43

lot real oh

3:46

My take on Israel is that

3:49

you know, they want World War three

3:52

And this is how they get it and

3:55

Israel wants World War three the

3:57

the war pigs want World War three. Yes They

3:59

want World War three

3:59

That's

4:03

the strangest thing I've ever heard. Okay, and

4:06

we are in it. Yeah, it's the strangest

4:08

thing I've ever heard. Yeah, I mean everything's up. All

4:10

the defense contractors are up. Yay!

4:13

So you think this was that? First of all, I just

4:15

want to congratulate the military

4:17

industrial complex in getting to

4:19

the left pro war for the Ukraine

4:22

and then the right pro war for Israel. So

4:24

congratulations everybody! Wants

4:26

to die! Yay!

4:30

There's nobody thinking anymore!

4:32

The

4:32

adults have laughed and she

4:35

has emotional children! Yay!

4:38

Go on.

4:42

Is it your belief that this

4:45

war was orchestrated then by

4:48

the powers that be? Oh, 100 percent.

4:54

What responsibility would you say

4:57

does Hamas

4:59

bear

5:00

and where do you draw the line? They do as

5:02

they're told. By

5:05

Iran? No. Oh,

5:08

Brian, Brian, Brian,

5:10

what episode is this by the way? What

5:12

episode is this? What episode

5:14

is this? Are

5:17

you making up a number? No, no, no, no. Wait,

5:19

I have a great, this is amazing. I

5:22

need to know what the new conspiracies are on this. I

5:24

can just get a kick out of this. Are you saying

5:26

that the Israelis told Hamas what

5:28

to do? I'm saying

5:31

that Israel has approved

5:33

funding of Hamas by

5:35

Qatar. That is a fact. They

5:38

approved the funding. Okay. So,

5:40

Brian, let me ask you. So you're saying

5:42

that Israel is to blame for this. What? Are

5:45

you saying Israel is to blame for this? No,

5:47

those are weird words. No, they're not

5:49

weird words. It's a very direct question. No, no, no. And

5:52

Rome just didn't work? Wow.

5:55

It didn't work. It worked very well. It

5:57

didn't work. It worked very well. Israeli

6:00

intelligence, which is considered the greatest, just

6:02

didn't know this was happening. And by the way,

6:05

I'm not the only one asking these questions.

6:08

Former Israeli military

6:10

officers are going, how is this possible?

6:13

So in fact,

6:15

what I think you're gonna see, I knew this was

6:17

gonna happen. No, what you're gonna see, number one, is

6:20

that things do get past intelligence operations.

6:25

And what's gonna happen is you're gonna see, and

6:27

mark my words, a lot of careers

6:30

in the military, in intelligence, and in politics

6:33

get terminated

6:35

over this. Oh, do you mean like the same thing

6:37

that happened on 9-11 where the guy who was

6:39

in charge of NORED actually didn't

6:41

get fired, but got a promotion? Is

6:43

that what you're talking about? So are you saying, so again,

6:46

you're saying this was orchestrated by Israel?

6:48

I'm saying this is orchestrated by

6:50

the war pigs who want fucking,

6:53

who want World War III. By who? Doomsday

6:57

cult, military industrial complex. The

6:59

Israelis always had a policy of what they called mow the grass

7:01

in Gaza, right? So they'd mow the grass

7:04

if there was a rocket incursions and there

7:06

have been five. Since Gaza was given over

7:08

to the Palestinians, the

7:10

Palestinian, well, the Hamas, the Palestinian

7:13

Authority first. There have

7:15

been five incursions, all of which

7:17

were a response to rockets fired in Israel.

7:20

So did Israel fire those rockets too?

7:22

And were those rockets which were made apparently

7:25

by Iran? What

7:27

did they mean by the hurling? That's a

7:29

great question. What? Yeah,

7:31

I'm just here to ask questions. Who's a great question?

7:34

Callan asked you a great question. Yeah, just

7:36

curious. Who made those rockets and who shot

7:39

them off? Hamas. Thank you. And

7:42

who does Hamas get their training

7:44

from and their orders from? Ah,

7:47

that's a great question, Brian. Is the answer

7:49

the answer? Brian, Brian, oh, isn't that convenient,

7:51

Brian? Why is it worse than it can be? And

7:53

let's get to the guitar. It just works perfectly.

7:56

Oh, I'm a moth and I'm going to snitch

7:58

out who I'm snitching. out who

8:00

gave me all that. I mean it just works so

8:03

perfectly. And let's take back to the age. So perfectly.

8:05

Bad guys bad, good guys good, Brian.

8:08

It's unbelievable at 56 years

8:10

old where you think everything is

8:12

black and white. No I don't. No you do

8:15

Brian. Because right now you think

8:17

the bad guys are the bad guys and the good guys

8:19

are the good guys. So here's what I have to say. I have

8:21

a lot of show left. Can we just be

8:24

good on another? No no no. Let me

8:26

make a statement and I want to see a sam of green. No I don't want

8:28

to. I want to make a statement. I want to see his race. I can't

8:30

do this. This event has nothing to do

8:32

with the Israeli. Good guys

8:34

bad. Okay I'm going

8:37

to make a statement and I want you to react.

8:39

This has nothing to do with the Israeli-Palestinian

8:42

conflict. Oh nothing. That's a separate issue. So

8:44

that's a real issue. And you

8:46

can have your sympathy for the Palestinians 100%. And

8:49

you don't have any sympathy

8:51

for the Palestinians. Of course I was in the way. There's no

8:53

other group that. Yeah no no. Anybody. I do.

8:56

I was in the West Bank. I grew up in the Middle East.

8:58

I lived there for eight years in my life. I had some sympathy believe me.

9:00

I grew up with Palestinians. Right.

9:02

So I have sympathy. But

9:05

what I want to say is this. I'm going to make a statement. There

9:07

is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

9:10

And that has been a tragedy. And

9:12

I don't know the solution to that. I

9:14

don't. And oh by the way the people

9:17

in Gaza have suffered a great deal as well. Thank

9:19

you. There's blockades and things like that. And

9:22

there are a lot of people that have on the left in Israel. A

9:24

lot of people in Israel in general. A lot of people in America

9:26

who have activities. I don't think Israelis are the bad

9:28

people. No no no. Hold on. But

9:30

I would say this. I think that sometimes

9:33

in life. And this is one of the examples. When

9:37

a group of people and they call themselves

9:39

Hamas. Come over a border and kill a bunch

9:41

of civilians and take a bunch of hostages.

9:44

Women and children. I think you lose.

9:46

I think that has very different. I don't even

9:48

start talking about the Israeli Palestinian conflict. I go. I go.

9:50

I go. You lose all your credibility. That

9:52

was evil. And that has to be done. All right. That's what

9:55

I have to say. All right. What do you think of

9:57

that. Well Brian what I what I what I'm

9:59

saying is. that this conflict

10:01

didn't start on Saturday. This

10:04

has a hundred years and 70 years, yeah.

10:07

A lot of time, Brian, and I'm sure

10:10

before that 70 years, there was a lot of conflict

10:12

before that as well. So that's

10:14

what I gotta say. And

10:17

I do not want any death, whether it's

10:19

Jewish blood or Palestinian

10:22

blood, okay? But there was a lot done

10:24

on October 7th, so what do you have to say about that? But

10:27

Brian, what I have to say is that it didn't

10:29

start on October 7th, and it's

10:31

been going on for a long time. And

10:33

we have people just kicking people

10:36

out of their houses. We have soldiers shooting

10:38

children dead, and we have people in jail.

10:41

And it's not just like October

10:43

7th started this. I understand what you're saying. So

10:45

this is a long thing going on. You're making a commitment.

10:48

So just sit there and act like that, and we have people coming in

10:50

and be like, this started on this day, and

10:52

you have people who always are

10:54

on the wrong side of every

10:57

moment. But

11:00

don't you think it's important

11:02

to make a stand when

11:04

you see something like this, right? Is

11:07

there a standard anymore? Brian, I do not sit there

11:09

and condone what Hamas has done. I

11:11

also don't go like that was just completely

11:14

unprovoked. So what would you do in this situation?

11:18

Would you go into Gaza and level Hamas?

11:21

No, I wouldn't. You would not. I

11:23

wouldn't, because what you're doing is you are annihilating

11:26

people whose lives have already been

11:28

completely deteriorated and

11:30

live under apartheid law. But

11:33

what would you do in this? What is Israel supposed

11:35

to do? Like, what would you tell Israel if you were in

11:37

the Knesset right now? Like, I'm just putting you

11:39

on the block. I don't know, Brian, because it goes much deeper

11:41

than October 7th. This is a systemic

11:45

problem between these two people in which

11:47

one group has no money, no

11:49

power, no guns, no nothing. And

11:52

they have nothing. The average person in

11:55

the average Palestinian has no

11:58

power, has none. And we're

12:00

making them the aggressors when

12:02

we have a small group of people who

12:06

I've studied history

12:09

of war that that

12:10

that the powers that

12:13

be fund both sides and They

12:16

agitate so it's an old Hamas throws Rockets

12:19

in to Israel and what

12:21

happens after that all of hell

12:24

comes raining down on them They

12:26

don't there's no there's no plus

12:28

side to this. I would say that Hamas

12:31

is also Taking so

12:33

Qatar gives Gaza

12:35

thirty three million dollars a month has

12:37

been a lot of aid initiatives 30 30 Gaza

12:41

Thousand dollars a month. Oh, no, no million. No, but

12:43

I think maybe it's more than that but either

12:46

way they get there's a lot of aid

12:48

that goes to Gaza and The

12:50

the problem is that Hamas

12:53

doesn't represent the people of Gaza in a lot of ways Hamas

12:55

takes a lot of that money And so there's a great

12:58

deal of corruption, of course, of course is

13:00

and so that's I think in many ways the play

13:03

your old boy in Gaza is held hostage

13:05

to to Hamas

13:07

as well, right? So you've got in

13:10

those situations you have pretty

13:13

bad people that rise to the top right

13:15

situation and They're

13:17

willing to do things other people aren't willing to do my

13:19

thing is this when you come

13:21

across a border like we

13:23

can talk about the desperation

13:26

and stuff like that, but when you when

13:28

you have a systematic effort that's planned like

13:30

that and you come across the border and kill and

13:33

not only all these Civilians,

13:35

but then take women and children out of a hostage.

13:38

You've lost your credibility You just can't you

13:41

can't in any way make an excuse for that. All right,

13:43

and you sound like you are making an excuse I'm not making

13:45

an excuse Brian. I'm just not naive

13:47

to think that this is a October 7th

13:50

Southern dust up. This is

13:52

a long way and that the Palestinian

13:55

I

13:57

Don't care. I mean play whatever music you want

14:00

Doesn't matter to me at all. We're taken

14:02

over by Sam Trippley! That's

14:04

fine. Doesn't bother me.

14:07

And I'll die on this hill. Because...

14:09

What hill are you dying on? I'm dying on this hill

14:11

that the Palestinians should

14:14

be annihilated. Which is

14:16

what everybody on the internet

14:19

is calling for right now. I am Samri-san. So

14:21

it's not that simple, Brian. It's not that

14:23

simple. And to sit there, this is the only

14:25

conflict in the fucking world where

14:27

the people have no money, no power, and

14:30

no say are the bad

14:32

guys. This is the only place

14:34

in the world this narrative

14:37

is allowed to happen. No other place.

14:40

Anywhere else in the world we go, all these

14:42

poor people are being oppressed by the people who have

14:44

everything. But here, in this place,

14:46

is the only place where we go, fuck those

14:49

people who have nothing, and they

14:51

have their whole lives, their water, and their

14:53

power. I saw some guy tweet the other day that

14:55

maybe you shouldn't kill a thousand

14:57

of the people who control your water and

14:59

the power, without asking, why

15:02

did they control their water and power? Nobody

15:04

asked that question. And that's my

15:07

whole point. I am anti-war.

15:12

Well, remember, who did

15:14

Gaza belong to before 1967? Yeah,

15:17

as the British sit back quietly and

15:19

just allow the muck to lift all up. It belonged

15:22

to Egypt. And then in 2006

15:24

was it, I think, 24,000 Israel... The

15:31

British, the bell for

15:33

doctrine... The bell for doctrine. Yeah, gave

15:36

the land to the Rothschilds. No,

15:38

no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Sam,

15:40

Sam. What? Sam, what?

15:43

What? Sam, that's a bell

15:45

for declaration day. Yeah, gave it to the Rothschilds. No,

15:47

that's not what the bell for declaration day is. Yeah,

15:49

it did. Holy God. Holy God. Oh,

15:52

God. Oh, God, Brian. History

15:55

Sam is... Okay. History

15:57

Sam... History Sam... History Sam is a pretty

15:59

good... Record on the show by fucking

16:02

Sam is a pretty good record off child

16:04

it is three Sam some pretty well did it did

16:08

recognize Israel look

16:10

up the Balfour decors and as a as a

16:12

Jewish homeland right now for decoration was

16:14

a public statement issue by the British Government in 1917

16:17

during the first world war announcing its support for the

16:19

establishment of a national home Who was

16:21

it really useful Dylan in who was

16:23

it? Okay, yeah, who

16:26

is a written to and it did the comments

16:28

section will tell the truth No, but I'm saying

16:30

the British said the Jews have a right

16:32

to a home right in 17 and that was Wow,

16:36

what Wow Wow Wow Oh

16:39

God Thank God the

16:41

bells on that side

16:43

And authors Arthur

16:47

Balfour Leo Amory and

16:49

a guy named Walter Roth's

16:52

child I know that but I'm saying Roth

16:55

shield which just means red shield.

16:57

Oh, yeah house of the red shield Yeah, I'm not saying

16:59

but it's not like that that was sold

17:02

to the Roth shop. It would know it was

17:04

given Yes,

17:07

they did no because a lot of Jews own

17:09

like the Actually Israel

17:12

was mostly founded by socialists. You know that

17:15

it really was by the the Israel

17:17

Israel the early Israel is in The

17:19

40s and 50s were all pretty much socialist. That's

17:21

what the kibbutzine was all about the kibbutz

17:24

was like a commune Right. It

17:26

was like we'll all live together. We'll all be equal

17:28

and stuff like that That didn't work out so

17:30

well, maybe not Netanyahu actually is credited

17:33

for bringing more of a capitalist market

17:35

to Israel Blah blah blah, but

17:37

what I'm saying is that that when you say that it

17:40

was given to the raw time No, it wasn't

17:42

mine. You're arguing things are understood

17:45

already And what

17:47

I want to say is you bring up Netanyahu This

17:49

is the guy who only a couple months ago the

17:52

world and Israel was Protesting

17:56

for his his his complete utter

17:58

power grab. Okay And then let's

18:00

not get into the fact that this is a man who

18:03

is openly exporting

18:08

African Jews out of Israel. I

18:10

mean this is a disgust. I

18:13

mean this is not, it's 100% true. They

18:16

are deporting African Jews.

18:19

Is that sand? It is sand. I

18:22

mean because there's

18:24

a lot of sand thrown up in the way of what

18:27

we need to be focusing on. I'm

18:29

having trouble on this. I think because

18:32

you're acting like Netanyahu isn't the

18:34

dick Cheney of the Middle East. Is it

18:37

at least significant that Hamas's charter

18:39

is partially dedicated

18:42

to the eradication of Israel

18:45

as a state? Well it just seems like

18:47

every time there needs to be a land

18:49

grab that Hamas just acts up. That's

18:52

my opinion and I will die on

18:54

that hill. Well

18:56

so I was going to ask you, the Israelis

18:58

did pull out of Gaza in 2006, right? So

19:02

you

19:02

know

19:03

what I'm saying? They did

19:06

because they're African infiltrators. They're not Jews.

19:08

They're African. They are, dude. They're getting

19:10

rid of African Jews, man.

19:13

They probably are dealing with an immigration problem

19:16

the way we are. That would be one of the

19:18

ideas. If they're not legal in Israel,

19:20

they're going to get deported just like in the

19:22

United States. So we have to be a little careful

19:25

with that. Okay. There is an African exodus

19:27

and there's a lot of that going on, a lot of African migrants.

19:30

Okay. Now before we get into that,

19:32

you are... By

19:36

the way, are we going to do a hot chick TikTok today?

19:38

I have a hot chick. Yes, yes. I have the

19:40

hot chick. She's so hot. Yes, she is. But

19:42

wouldn't you say though that Israel did pull out

19:44

of Gaza and I don't

19:47

know if they want that land. I mean like

19:49

it's very clear. I don't hate

19:52

Israelis at all. I have major problems

19:54

with the Israel government policies

19:57

which would make Israel no different

19:59

than... Canada, England,

20:01

Germany, Russia, China, all

20:04

of Latin America, Mexico, and

20:06

my own government. So I promise

20:08

the policies of government because they

20:10

tend to wedge between humans

20:12

and God. That's

20:16

my opinion. That's fair. I know what

20:18

you're saying, Sam. I really do. Like, you have

20:21

a lot of sympathy for... You just... You

20:23

know, it's to your credit. It is to your fucking

20:26

credit. You know what's crazy about this part

20:28

of the world? You know what? I mean, you're

20:30

in there and having lived in the outskirts of

20:32

it. It's amazing

20:35

that that part of the world, Israel,

20:37

Judea, Samaria, whatever you want to call it, the biblical

20:39

homeland of the Jews, but also

20:41

the Canaanites and the Moabites and

20:44

the Arabs and... And the Megabytes.

20:46

It's really interesting because that part

20:49

of the world, for the most part, has no resources and

20:53

nothing really grows. It's

20:55

just a sun-baked part

20:58

of the world. You want to hear something hilarious? And it's not

21:00

that. It's swamps or salty seas. And

21:02

it's just the most contested part of the world. It's so

21:04

crazy. And it's all about... It's

21:06

all because Isaac went

21:09

to sacrifice his son on... I'm

21:12

sorry. Abraham went to sacrifice

21:14

his son Isaac. That's a crazy story, bro, by the

21:16

way. So the Temple Mount and the Temple for the Temple were

21:18

built there. They literally... Literally,

21:21

think about this. This land is contested

21:24

by

21:24

Christians, Muslims, and Jews because Abraham

21:28

was said to have gone to sacrifice

21:30

his son on the

21:32

Mount and God stayed

21:34

his hand and said, wait, you just proved that you're faithful.

21:38

Sacrifice this land that's caught in that thicket instead. That

21:40

story, that story is

21:43

what it's all about. Yeah, that's so crazy,

21:46

Ryan. The Temple Mount, which is the

21:48

mosque, which used to be the Temple of Jerusalem,

21:50

and now Jews are actually going in there and praying,

21:52

which is causing a major problem. I

21:55

mean, it is like... Because

21:58

the Ottomans built that Temple Mount, the Turks. They

22:01

were like, yeah, you will get this fucking temple out

22:03

of here. That's why the wailing wall, the wall

22:05

is the retaining wall to the original

22:07

temple. It's the only extension when you go there.

22:10

It's just nothing but Orthodox Jews

22:12

that are praying, doing this. They're praying.

22:15

This is so strong. Yeah, it's so crazy.

22:18

Spiritual connection for Christians, Jews

22:21

and the Christians are spiritually connected because a first

22:24

century Jew was killed by the Jews.

22:27

It's fucking nuts. The whole thing is insanity.

22:29

It's totally crazy. That story

22:32

is nuts. So I'm reading the Bible, right? Just

22:34

because I want to see what's in it. And there's

22:37

moments in there where I'm like, ah, that's weird.

22:39

I'm going to be honest with you. When

22:41

Lot leaves with his

22:43

daughters and they give him... And they have sex with him.

22:45

Yeah, and I'm like, okay, what's going on? And they get

22:47

pregnant by him and those become,

22:49

I believe, the Moabites. Dude,

22:52

like, what? That's really weird. They're

22:54

like, we should have sex with our father. If I could

22:56

sit there and praise the Bible, I have to talk about

22:58

the weird things in the Bible. But

23:00

that's the strength of the Bible. The strength of the Bible, the Old Testament is that

23:02

these characters are so flawed. Yeah.

23:06

They're so flawed. And every time... That's

23:08

such a good point. They're flawed. They're real

23:10

human beings. They're all like Saul, Solomon.

23:13

The God was like, if you want a king, which you should, and you should

23:15

just follow him if you want a king, make sure the king

23:17

doesn't take a bunch of wives and multiply his gold.

23:21

Solomon, I think it was Solomon, so Solomon

23:23

had literally 700 wives

23:25

and 300 concubines. He

23:27

had a thousand women. Yeah. A

23:30

thousand. Oh my God. I don't blame

23:32

him, but still. Yeah, I get that. But that's also a lot

23:34

of people going, why aren't you talking to me? Why

23:36

don't you love me? Am I fat in these genes?

23:40

It's kind of insane. Let's

23:42

go to Hot Girl TikTok on this subject. Yeah, I mean,

23:44

and then you can't forget David and Uriah. Hey, by

23:46

the way, has anybody been sending you links

23:49

to TikTok? Okay. Again,

23:52

what we want to do is we want to take

23:54

some time to watch some of these creative

23:57

TikToks, conspiracy TikToks.

23:59

So if you find... Kind of cool conspiracy TikTok

24:02

either go to the go to the tick

24:05

conspiracy social club TikTok aka

24:07

deep waters or on Instagram

24:09

or TikTok right if you check both Send

24:12

us a link and if Dylan if it passes

24:14

Dylan smell test We will we

24:17

will watch it and it's tough to pass the smell

24:19

test because there are certain things that Callen will just

24:21

not entertain Well, there are there but Israel

24:23

has a lot of hot chicks with guns. Oh, they're

24:25

so hot When they work military

24:28

gals when we twerk like like that's an

24:30

example. Look at how hot she is. Look at those eyebrows

24:32

Oh all day Okay.

24:35

Now this is in Hebrew. I never thought Hebrew could

24:37

sound this sexy either. Listen to this. They're

24:39

so cute

24:42

She's

24:46

serving a IOF terms in 1984 I served

24:48

in Gaza logical

24:51

support

24:57

a chivalry but the chivalry

25:00

I'm

25:02

telling you

25:03

Okay

25:15

Think about you stop that for a second.

25:17

So

25:18

if you get that job You

25:21

are not allowed to look away for four

25:23

hours. You must stare at the screen I

25:25

go you cannot look anywhere else. I can't

25:28

be like hey, what's going on? Tic-tac you

25:30

have to be like four hours bang

25:32

and she's saying there's no way in hell

25:35

that anyone could get near that border without

25:38

This defense system. I just want to go marry

25:40

her. She's I'm very not love my wife. I love

25:43

my whole hot I love my wife, but I like that

25:45

kosher not hard on me by the way sergeant What

25:48

she's an operation sergeant? I don't know what it means,

25:50

but it just she's just that means we don't

25:52

let the hot get near battle Yeah,

25:55

we just when you're when you're at the airport

25:57

in Israel and the girls like checking your bags You're

25:59

looking at her going What the fuck? What the

26:01

fuck? Yeah. You are biblically hot.

26:03

Have you ever been to Toronto's like that? Yes,

26:05

I have. Where you just get the hottest... So is

26:07

Montréal. Montréal,

26:10

yeah, de femme. Yeah, de femme. Sommes.

26:12

Yeah, de femme. Qui

26:14

ais, mais se un criable. C'est

26:17

vraiment jurée.

26:18

Yeah. I don't

26:19

even know. Did you watch the rest of it? There's no

26:21

way in hell. Sorry guys, I speak French. Chus

26:24

not, sommes. Ailou mais rie motibar ailà

26:26

ailou nam. Yeah, they would wake me up for a pigeon.

26:29

A stork too close to barrier. Cockroach

26:31

under the thing. Yeah.

26:34

Now they enter with tractors?

26:37

Yeah, you're totally right. Ech n'est, mais, sommes,

26:39

tres. Yeah. Let me keep watching this.

26:42

Is that it? That's it. That's it. How could 400

26:44

men enter with tractors? Yeah.

26:47

I'm just saying, man. And people

26:49

can get angry if they want. I don't... I

26:52

get it, ma'am. It's such a strange attempt. Like

26:54

boats, hang gliders. Dude. Tractors.

26:57

Hang gliders. I think sometimes something

27:00

this low tech can be like, are you fucking

27:02

serious? Like you're not looking for hang

27:04

gliders, speed boats, and

27:07

tractors. It's a little like they washed

27:09

them. Your honor, they're on rollerblades. They've

27:12

been very careful about like, did Iran plan

27:14

this or not? But if Iran did plan this, like if

27:16

they were sitting around going, all right guys, we're

27:19

gonna get some hang gliders, you're

27:21

gonna come in on hang gliders, you're gonna come in on

27:24

boats, speed boats, and then you're gonna

27:26

come in with a tractor. Everybody would

27:28

be like, what is there? Wait a minute.

27:30

Is there a better plan here because we're gonna

27:33

be running in? Yeah. But that's

27:35

what they did. But

27:38

don't you find it kind of crazy

27:40

that conveniently,

27:43

like a week before, Joe

27:46

Biden just out of nowhere gives Iran $6

27:49

billion out of nowhere. But

27:51

it's just, and then this happens

27:53

when Matt Gaetz gets

27:55

rid of the speaker of the house. Suddenly, the US

27:58

government's a little bit in chaos. This

28:00

all just will not happen I think what

28:02

this is about if you want to know what

28:05

the reason they think Iran gave

28:07

Hamas the go-ahead Would

28:09

be that remember Saudi Arabia

28:12

the United States is brokering a deal between Saudi Arabia

28:15

and Israel That

28:17

is the craziest thing you can imagine because the

28:19

house of saud which is the house of Islam

28:21

But where Mecca and Medina are are actually we're

28:24

actually truly

28:27

now the older generation were like no, but

28:31

Vincellam the crown prince who

28:33

runs everything there Yeah, he's modernized a guy

28:35

that just lit up everybody we're gonna we're gonna sign

28:37

a deal with Israel now Now

28:40

that's a Sunni country the Gulf states

28:42

are gonna come probably with with

28:45

Saudi Arabia the money and

28:47

the weaponry

28:49

now

28:50

Against their enemy Iran

28:52

who are Shia Muslim would be overwhelming

28:54

Remember that the Persians and Iran

28:57

has nothing to do with Arabs. They don't speak the language

29:00

Farsi and Arabic are completely different

29:02

languages totally different cultures They will

29:04

be able to like conflate the two they're crazy and

29:06

also it's Shia Muslims and you're talking about a

29:08

Sunni nation The most powerful riches didn't

29:11

Iran though meet with Saudi Arabia

29:13

recently and I don't know if they

29:15

met with Saudi Arabia But remember now Iran

29:17

I got one more twist for you. Who is Iran's ally?

29:20

Russia Well, that's that's

29:23

that's why I say World War three because if

29:25

Iran enters the chat Yeah,

29:27

then through a treaty China

29:30

and Russia must enter the chat as well.

29:32

That's right And now you got Russian oil

29:35

Iranian oil China needs that oil. So

29:37

it's very interesting So if you really want to get into

29:39

the geopolitics of this Now

29:42

now I think that that Israel the

29:44

last thing Israel wanted personally no

29:47

matter whether they were Hawks or Dubs

29:49

whether they're in it. Yeah, who who was always criticized

29:51

by the way Netanyahu has always been criticized for not delivering

29:54

the death blow He was the one all

29:56

of them were like mow the grass works in Gaza mow

29:58

the grass So they don't kill kill certain a

30:00

couple rocket things, a couple assassinations,

30:03

I thought we got rid of that. Let them deal with

30:05

it, because nobody wanted to deal with, nobody, the Israelis

30:07

didn't want to deal with having

30:10

to manage Gaza. That's

30:12

too expensive. And my feeling is now,

30:16

Israel's faced with this, something none

30:18

of them wanted to do, which is, hey guys, now

30:21

everybody in Israel wants you to crush Hamas, the

30:24

end of Hamas. That means, that's

30:26

an area the size of Washington, D.C. I talked

30:28

to some soldiers about this. I mean, the guys

30:30

who've done this stuff, they were like, dude, this is the area

30:32

the size of fucking Washington,

30:35

D.C. with 2 1 half million people. Tunnels

30:37

and everything. You think anybody wants to go house

30:39

to house? Impossible. It's

30:41

gonna be a disaster. It's gonna be a disaster.

30:44

Oh, and by the way, already, I don't

30:46

know how many civilians have been killed. Nobody,

30:48

Israel, the last thing I think is, they don't

30:51

want to do it. Did you see the video of the Palestinian

30:53

guy holding his dead kid? I can't handle

30:55

it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man. I can't

30:57

handle anything. That kid is our babies,

31:00

his age. They're all our children. Everyone is our

31:02

children. As you get older, you realize that the world, everybody

31:04

in the world is your child. The Israelis, the

31:07

Palestinians, they're all your children. Do

31:09

you guys have any thoughts on how much misinformation's

31:11

coming out right now? Because there are so many videos.

31:13

Even in Israel, there's a lot of misinformation. In

31:15

Israel, that's a large, that conspiracy,

31:19

which has not been dispelled by Netanyahu yet,

31:22

so they're like, hey, somebody's gotta say something

31:24

here. About the dome, the iron dome. Well, the

31:26

iron dome's been working. It's not the iron dome

31:28

they were saying. It's like, how did this happen? How

31:30

did intelligence not quite fit? How did this intelligence

31:33

failure happen? And who said that? Vavic, right?

31:35

Vavic was talking about. No, no, no, no. It's not just that. The Egyptians

31:37

warned the Israelis that something big was happening. Do

31:39

you know that? Okay, so read that, because I can't read it out. Egyptian

31:41

intelligence. Let's run this down. Egyptian intelligence

31:44

warned Israel something big was gonna happen.

31:46

And, you know,

31:49

sometimes, people are like, a lot of times,

31:52

Israel, when you go there, it's a very

31:54

militarized place. And I think sometimes,

31:57

when nothing's happened for a long, long time, a

31:59

long time.

31:59

You

32:00

get complacent. Okay, I also want to say something

32:03

to you, Brian, that you

32:05

might not be able to come

32:07

to understand. It's like there's a history

32:10

of governments ignoring

32:13

intelligence because if

32:16

the thing that they're being warned about happens,

32:18

it allows them to enter a war that maybe

32:21

they're- I can understand, I understand, but I

32:23

just don't think they want this war. But Brian,

32:25

I just want to say this. Okay,

32:29

Pearl Harbor.

32:30

There is a really good

32:33

argument that FDR knew the

32:36

Japanese were coming because America

32:38

didn't want to get into World War II. So

32:40

you allow this thing to happen,

32:43

and which draws us in to World War

32:45

II.

32:46

I know you hate hearing this, but

32:48

on 9-11, we had intelligence

32:51

saying that something was gonna go down,

32:53

and our intelligence agencies ignored

32:56

it, and on the day, NORAD

33:00

was running a thousand simulations and

33:06

that nobody was able to focus

33:08

on what was going on. I think sometimes

33:10

that can happen. Okay, but- If

33:12

you go back to that, let me just see, let

33:14

me read what you were showing me. So

33:17

Israel chose to ignore intelligence from Egyptian

33:20

officials about a major attack coming from Hamas,

33:23

and who knows how many times they've warned them

33:25

of that, right? You don't even know what

33:27

that means. Multiple former IDF

33:29

soldiers and intelligence, Israeli intelligence

33:31

personnel have come forward online and said there's

33:34

a 0% chance Israel was unaware of this attack beforehand

33:36

or couldn't have prevented it. We just watched

33:38

unsophisticated terrorists on Henglaat Assort into

33:41

one of the most heavily defended and surveilled countries on

33:43

the planet. Within 48 hours

33:45

of the attack, we're now suddenly seeing enormous support

33:47

for an American war with Iran and

33:49

the genocide of the Palestinian people. I'm

33:52

witnessing American pastors and formerly

33:55

level-headed influences in our world completely

33:58

lose their minds and call for genocide. It's

34:00

unsurprising but insane to watch if

34:03

the events of the past three years have taught me anything It

34:05

is that when people get whipped into an emotional

34:07

frenzy official thinking completely goes

34:09

out the window. That's true Who is this who wrote

34:11

this stuff? Um I

34:15

mean it doesn't does it really matter? Yeah,

34:17

well, okay. Okay, here we go It

34:20

is worth talking was it Dylan because

34:22

this is a classic Dylan move Yeah,

34:24

well us into happiness and acceptance

34:27

that hit us with a Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

34:30

fucking low blow It

34:32

is an intriguing question. Yeah,

34:35

I am say it is very very

34:38

curious Well, and and I think Israelis

34:40

are asking us how the hell did you not see

34:42

this? Is it possible that it

34:44

just like you're not worried about hang ladders

34:46

speedboats and men on? You

34:48

just not worried about low tech.

34:51

Yeah now all of a sudden and

34:53

oh by the way You might have been concerned with

34:55

the 5,000 Rockets that that is

34:57

that's the other thing They remember they did shoot off

35:00

Rockets that distracted everybody So

35:02

they knew what was going on the American government was willing to

35:04

unsacrifice laws of American citizens in order to advance

35:07

its Cheap political goals before

35:09

I read that let me just say that let me just make this

35:11

statement Hamas and

35:13

is not dumb and Iran

35:16

is not dumb and They did shoot

35:18

off some crazy number of Rockets

35:21

crazy number the iron dorm was

35:23

was you know the iron dome took

35:25

out a lot of them, but some of them always get through and That's

35:29

that's where you go. I think everybody goes

35:31

there are Rockets You

35:34

know like people are looking up in a way Hamas

35:36

claimed that at least five thousand I mean, that's a

35:39

lot of Rockets so I hear the holy

35:41

shit That was smart because they shot

35:43

the Rockets then they came in on hang ladders look

35:45

over here and then come on here So that would that would

35:48

be a diversionary tactic, so I

35:50

don't know anything about how they run their board

35:52

is the purpose Brian of Hamas

35:54

doing this I think I think what here's the purpose

35:57

one mainly to scuttle

36:00

the Saudi Arabian-Israeli

36:02

deal. Mainly that

36:05

and probably also because

36:09

it would in

36:10

many ways, the

36:12

irony, and very smart,

36:14

the irony is this

36:15

is profitable to Hamas.

36:17

Even though a lot of them are going to die, there's

36:19

a cold-calculated idea that what it actually

36:21

does is turn most of the world against Israel.

36:24

Because Israel now, I can promise you, is going

36:26

to take matters into their

36:28

own hands and already in three days

36:31

we're seeing some pretty pretty

36:33

harsh stuff when you blow up buildings.

36:36

You know, one of the things that there was a weapon

36:38

cache in a mosque. They don't tell you

36:40

that, but there are a bunch of secondary

36:43

explosions when they blew it up. But the press is

36:45

like, they blew up a mosque! And you

36:47

will see and have seen a massive

36:49

amount of anti-Israel fans. Which is

36:51

so interesting, dude, the way we

36:53

see the world. It's like,

36:56

you know, it's

36:57

like the people who are

37:00

anti-gun. Like they were anti,

37:03

they were anti-cop and then

37:05

they became anti-gun, where they

37:07

wanted only the cops to have the guns. So

37:11

you say, oh we found this weapons

37:14

in this thing, and you're like, okay, as

37:17

you discuss, that Israel

37:19

is going to mow the grass and

37:21

annihilate every... But wouldn't

37:23

you say this? I don't have

37:26

the answer to it, but it's absolutely insane.

37:28

You know why you may not have the answer? Because what

37:30

we're also dealing with, like always in

37:32

this country and everything, there are certain groups

37:35

that profit only from chaos. So

37:38

you and I are thinking about, why can't we just

37:41

want to make the world better? We want to make Palestinian

37:43

children go to school

37:45

and have nice lives. We want Israeli...

37:47

We want all these people to be okay. There

37:50

are a lot of people who don't

37:52

benefit from that. There

37:54

are probably more people who don't benefit from it than

37:56

benefit from it. There are groups,

37:58

the far left in this country. country, that you know,

38:01

there are people that benefit from chaos. The

38:03

far left, the far right, then way at the top.

38:05

Pakistan doesn't benefit from a

38:07

stable Afghanistan. Russia

38:10

doesn't benefit from, you know, the different countries

38:12

sometimes they benefit from some stability here, no

38:15

stability over here. You could say the same thing about the United

38:17

States. The United States doesn't necessarily

38:20

benefit from a stable, when Iraq

38:22

was our quote unquote enemy, they

38:24

didn't necessarily benefit from a stable, prosperous

38:27

Iraq. Especially if Iraq had designs

38:30

to build weapons of mass destruction. War

38:32

pigs, bro.

38:34

Speaking of war pigs, I mean,

38:36

could this just be a result of our

38:38

puppeteering

38:39

everywhere causing?

38:42

Oh, I'm 100, I mean, like, the

38:45

US military industrial complex

38:48

is the greatest death machine

38:51

on planet Earth. This is a

38:53

speech from Ron Paul. Well,

38:56

so just so you guys know Hamas was created

38:58

by technically by Israel

39:01

as a push against the

39:03

PLO. So that that was that

39:05

is that is a historical fact. Yeah,

39:08

just like we created Al Qaeda and

39:11

ISIS and

39:13

blowback. OK,

39:16

well, I don't want to I'm not but I'm but we have

39:18

to be very careful here.

39:20

Not to blame Israel for

39:22

one of the worst fucking terrorist attacks

39:25

in their history.

39:26

Yeah, I'm not doing that. OK,

39:29

I mean, we're not blaming Israelis.

39:32

No, OK, we're blaming.

39:35

We're wondering what happened on this

39:37

day as we asked on

39:39

9-11, as we asked on Pearl

39:41

Harbor, which led to great

39:43

death and destruction. Surprise

39:46

is an effective tool, though. It's not

39:48

surprise when you choose

39:50

not to. I'm sorry, Brian.

39:53

You have to ask these questions. So we don't

39:55

have to ask it today because emotions are high.

39:57

You should ask questions. But we have to ask these questions.

40:00

They're asking questions, they're connected

40:02

right now. We might not know the

40:04

answers to three weeks later, three months

40:06

later. Israel got more land,

40:08

as Israel expanded this. These might

40:11

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40:13

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41:51

We're blaming

41:53

Donald Trump. This is Donald Trump's fault

41:55

because of the

41:58

intel leaks.

41:59

that came out of his. I mean, they

42:02

just love to come backwards.

42:04

Sam is a huge Putin slash Trump

42:06

fan, so just be careful with this stuff. So

42:08

you will lay the thumb out loud. Sam does

42:10

not like criticism of Donald Trump. He does not

42:13

like criticism of Putin. What are you talking about? Please

42:15

be careful on this. Okay. He is. All

42:17

right, by the way, are you still talking Russian collusion?

42:20

Did you guys watch that Bill Maher episode

42:22

where that hot cross-eyed chick just

42:24

lit up Bill Maher and Sam

42:26

Harris? Anytime I could watch Sam

42:28

Harris's big head get beat like a pinata,

42:31

I almost, that's my new pornography. No,

42:34

I didn't see that. I'd like to see that though. She

42:36

lit them up. Really? Yeah.

42:39

She's like, because they still believe in parts

42:41

of the Russiagate story. And she's

42:43

like, none of that's real. And

42:46

we all have, every single investigation

42:49

has come up with, we could not find

42:51

anything. You know, the federal

42:54

election committee find.

42:56

What does Sam Harris say? My feelings, that's

43:01

what he talks about. All right. Well, really quickly,

43:03

you'll lay the blame of the $6

43:06

billion to Iran on

43:08

Biden's lap, but

43:10

is Trump responsible for this because of

43:12

the Intel leaks? No. Okay,

43:15

great.

43:16

Okay, this is it. By the way, dad

43:18

loves cross-eyed chicks. And

43:21

look at her, she's slightly cross-eyed and

43:23

that's the perfect amount of cross-eyed. Just

43:25

a little bit in, makes me feel good.

43:28

Can you explain why it makes you feel good? I

43:30

don't know why, when I look at it, I go,

43:32

wow, that is so high. I know what it is. There's

43:35

a vulnerability and you want to take care of her. You know, what's

43:38

so funny is like they talk about how women are attracted to men

43:40

with handicaps because they're able to

43:42

overcome that. It's a sign of strength. My old girlfriend

43:45

couldn't help it. If a guy had a stutter,

43:47

she was like, oh God, like she just want

43:49

to take care of them. Yeah. So when I see this woman,

43:51

I go, look at those slightly

43:54

cross-eyed. It's just hot.

43:57

Okay.

43:59

Same where you talk about law enforcement problems

44:02

and Republican attitudes toward law enforcement particularly

44:04

of the FBI on this stuff the original Send

44:07

from both media and the intelligence

44:09

Stop everything for a sec and she

44:11

is an absolute D1

44:14

stud athlete. Yeah, if she's not

44:17

a with she looks like she was a she

44:19

looks like an MMA fighter slash I

44:22

mean, you know, she looks like a volleyball player

44:24

with that like she played D1 by ball

44:26

and will spike the ball She looks like the kind

44:28

of woman if you play volleyball against her on the beach, you better

44:30

wear a helmet Yeah, you and I better all moments or

44:32

we're gonna or we're gonna get fucking for out

44:35

for sure Wow Yeah, she

44:37

is Slightly cross I daddy's

44:39

it deeper than both of our Eddie's a never pulling out

44:42

That's a girl who belongs with JJ Watt or one of

44:44

the Bosa brothers. I don't go

44:46

inside too late. Yeah, I'm too late Oh,

44:50

sorry. She's a cross we respect her

44:52

to political view man. What about enforcement

44:55

is the Russia gate stuff

44:58

well And

44:59

the reason that so many in the party and

45:01

I'm here as the translator

45:03

because I'm not But so many in the party

45:05

except so

45:06

much of Donald Trump's behavior is because the Russia

45:08

stuff was a lie

45:09

and nobody paid for it

45:13

Yes,

45:16

it was dude Sam Aaron is so

45:18

lost

45:21

No

45:25

wasn't bill Yes

45:31

Hey guys, I don't think he's a Russian plant

45:34

and everyone on CNN said is looking at me like I'm

45:36

crazy And at the end we get

45:38

to not

45:39

much there there

45:41

No,

45:43

there wasn't bills your loss

45:45

never had before it was unprecedented.

45:47

Nope

45:48

Yeah, yeah.

45:50

Yeah Just

45:54

listen to what Bill Barr just said right there

46:00

Is that gaslighting

46:03

or is that straw man? Let me watch this for a

46:05

moment. Keep going. Okay.

46:08

Keep going. Let me hear Sam.

46:10

What is David Frum's line? Everything

46:13

he's doing is in plain view and

46:15

it's not illegal. He's just violating every political

46:17

norm we have. Yeah, okay. That's

46:19

not against the law. I think the FISA court

46:21

should spy on American citizens as they should

46:24

have done. That

46:25

was like him. The

46:28

fact that the Hillary

46:29

campaign was personally responsible

46:31

for funding this dossier, which partially

46:33

came from a wait for Russian

46:35

disinformation.

46:36

Yeah.

46:37

It started

46:40

this cycle of media. I

46:42

love her. And then we had four years of that.

46:44

She says circle jerk. I'm in. Stop

46:46

hitting Jesus, please. I think it was his own

46:49

election authority guy who said something like, I can't

46:51

believe I have to explain this, but it is illegal

46:53

to accept anything of value in an election

46:56

from a foreign national. He accepted

46:58

things of value. That's not the same thing. His campaign

47:00

map. Yeah, he's just not. His

47:02

information with a GRU agent.

47:05

That's not collusion with Russia. No it's not,

47:07

dude. It's not. Call

47:10

Manafort and run your campaign. I don't think, like, call Manafort

47:12

has been, they don't like- Hold on, stop.

47:15

Stop. Stop.

47:16

What happened?

47:18

Paul Manafort got busted for

47:21

not registering as a foreign- Correct.

47:24

When he worked for the Podesta- Correct.

47:27

Group. That had nothing to do with Trump. Correct.

47:30

Sam Harris is once again saying dog shit.

47:33

Dog shit. I'm sorry. You

47:35

can beat dog shit if you want, but he's just

47:38

lying. Well, I don't know. Sam hasn't

47:40

said much here, so let me hear what he has to say. Well, he just

47:42

brought up the Manafort.

47:44

Let's see. Paul Manafort

47:46

is like a 200 pound gold bar in the closet.

47:49

A lot of this

47:51

is a comedy show. So they're

47:53

trying to say things that are gonna register. The transgression,

47:56

the unseemliness of it is right on the surface.

47:58

I would snatch their soul.

47:59

on the show. Yes it is nothing, literally

48:02

nothing. She got found guilty, they didn't find

48:10

anything. She's way more athletic. Look

48:12

at this, stronger.

48:14

Please stop hitting Jesus. There's

48:16

a lot of times at this angle here, but the, I'll completely

48:36

grant

48:37

you that if someone's on

48:39

the hundred line, if it had been Don

48:41

Jr's laptop, everything would change,

48:43

the reception.

48:44

And that seems like an unfair asymmetry.

48:47

But the background reality is we

48:50

have never had a person like Trump in

48:52

our politics. Certainly not in the lifetime

48:55

of anyone in this studio. And

48:57

he

48:58

has brought, he has shattered every

49:00

norm. But we didn't even know we, how much we

49:02

relied on norms. We're a nation of

49:05

laws, but more important than the laws

49:07

are the norms. No, they're not more important

49:09

than the laws when it comes

49:11

to politics. I mean, that was

49:13

the most shocking violation of, but

49:16

you got to remember saying, let me just stop this for a second.

49:18

I will say this, this is the thing about Bill Maher and

49:20

Sam Harris. I just have to say it. That they're

49:22

wrong. Well, you're dealing with two people who

49:25

have lived very sheltered lives.

49:27

Yes. They have lived in books and

49:29

they live in Hollywood. Sam Harris grew up, his

49:31

mother was the creator of the golden girls

49:34

among other things.

49:36

Oh, Sam grew up, Sam's a very smart guy

49:38

and Sam does his best to get to the truth.

49:40

But Sam did grow up, he did

49:43

grow up in Los Angeles with

49:45

crazy amounts of money. Yes. I mean,

49:48

crazy, crazy amount. And to his own,

49:50

so did Bill Barr, his own admission. Same

49:52

thing. Mother, very powerful in Hollywood.

49:55

They're all insanely wealthy kids.

49:57

Yeah. And to his own admission.

50:00

He said, in my phone book, I don't think

50:02

I have anybody in my phone book that works with their

50:04

hands or even smokes. And

50:06

I'm sorry, but when, and he knows this, it's

50:08

a, it's a, when you have, when you

50:10

live in a world that is not how the

50:13

rest of us live. When you, when you can make

50:15

your living by talking and reading

50:17

books and you've never really done anything

50:19

with your hands. Yeah. You ever come into contact

50:21

like that. I'm Kelsoz, I've done work with my hands.

50:24

I've never had a deal with real people, but Sam, you're a comic

50:26

and you're a guy who grew up, like you didn't

50:29

grow up with money. You came to LA, you come on, you

50:31

know, we hanging around the comedy store, you know, whatever

50:33

it is, like you have your own business.

50:36

That's,

50:37

that is just different. I agree. And

50:40

you're going to have a very, very sanitized view of the world in my

50:42

opinion. Yeah. And also Trump

50:44

is going to be shocking to you. Right. He's

50:47

going to be shocking to you just because he uses bad words and

50:49

the way he talks. Whether you want to admit that

50:51

or not, Trump is a guy who you

50:53

avoid in the bar. He was the guy with

50:55

his buddies that were doing

50:58

sports, making noise and,

51:01

and just you just avoid it because they might

51:03

beat you up. But it's also that we

51:05

at the peak of political correctness,

51:08

you had somebody who just said

51:10

what he felt and people wanted to hear

51:12

that. Oh, 100%. Okay. And

51:15

we had a week. Spoke like

51:17

he spoke like the people you

51:19

kind of

51:20

watch, listen to sports radio with.

51:23

Right.

51:24

Yes. I mean,

51:27

we also get into the free masonry of

51:29

Trump and how a lot of this is like

51:32

sending everybody to him that Biden

51:34

has become this boogeyman that's running

51:36

everybody to Trump. That's definitely

51:39

a possibility, right, Brian? Yeah.

51:42

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, there's.

51:45

I like the way you're talking. So you

51:47

don't think there's any smoke

51:51

to what?

51:53

Trump and Russia. Well, I don't,

51:55

I don't necessarily think that. I mean,

51:58

my question because. becomes

52:01

if there is smoke which sounds based

52:03

on you setting me up I've been around you long

52:05

enough that I know when his setup's coming okay

52:07

but my question becomes is

52:11

his connection to

52:13

Russia that worse than

52:15

Obama Hillary and

52:18

Joe Biden no and more thank you

52:21

is his connection to Russia which there wasn't much

52:23

of one but let's just say there was it

52:25

was his connection the

52:30

Trump

52:30

election Russia has anything

52:32

to do with whether he won the election in 2016

52:36

and the answer is of course not Russia had

52:38

nothing to do with Trump getting elected in 2016 Trump

52:40

got elected in 2016 people are so tired

52:42

of eight

52:44

years of Obama or Hillary

52:46

not going to Wisconsin and Michigan

52:49

there's a lot of these are these are important states

52:51

to the Democrats you know what I'm thinking you know I'm

52:53

starting to think that I'm right about everything

52:55

yeah I'm starting to think that like well

52:58

this is a one big simulation and

53:01

Sam is looking at the world through conspiracies

53:03

and going there's somebody in control of all of this and

53:06

I'm looking at it it's going nobody's that smart

53:08

and and I and I just go with the least

53:11

sexy option because people are dumb and

53:14

and then you know and people who are over

53:16

here have another point of view and you

53:18

know it's a little bit like if I'm

53:21

looking at the sea from a beautiful

53:23

terrace and it's a calm day

53:26

it looks amazing and I feel great

53:28

and I got a cup of coffee on my hand that's my

53:30

reality of the sea you take

53:32

me and throw me in the middle of that water and

53:35

I got a very different perspective of

53:37

what the fuck the sea yeah I agree Brian

53:39

I just watch Meg too oh god I want to write

53:43

a movie with you and Jason Statham that

53:45

would be you guys are brothers okay you just

53:48

want to do theater he needs you to help save

53:50

the world right and together you guys fight I'll

53:52

do it just get me uncancelled and I'm in yeah you're

53:54

in you're you're on cancel yeah but I would

53:56

love to do that but like it think about that like that

53:58

that would be interesting I want

54:21

Hunter,

56:00

Hunter Joe and Hunter Biden

56:03

have done some shady shit. Your whole

56:05

response to that is like, what about the

56:07

Trump kids? Yeah, it's like, yeah,

56:09

man, I at least the people

56:11

on this show, I don't believe anybody

56:14

that gets to that White House should be

56:16

completely and utterly at

56:19

every moment have their feet put to the fire.

56:21

But every moment here, you want to play this

56:23

like I'm on one side, one side. Good.

56:26

You know, Gypsy. Yeah, you go. You

56:29

got me this fucking communist fuck.

56:32

Great episode, everybody. Oh, is it over? There

56:35

it is. Kids, hope you learned everything. I think

56:37

we I think I want and

56:40

again, I am the voice of reason and I'm

56:42

going to say it out loud right now. We're flirting with the idea

56:44

of going behind a paywall for a lot

56:46

cheaper. All right, guys. I

56:48

love you guys. Great team. Sam Tripoli.

56:51

Yeah. Yeah. Big

56:53

T's. Is this gonna be on YouTube? YouTube.

56:57

Some stuff might be coming to Patreon soon. All

56:59

right, guys. Love you guys. Thank

57:01

you. Sam Tripoli dot com. Please somebody

57:03

buy tickets to my show. Brian Callum

57:06

dot com. Please people buy more

57:08

tickets to the buying show. We love you guys

57:10

very much. We'll see you soon. People ask is

57:12

everything a conspiracy? The answer

57:14

is yes. Who and what

57:17

is controlling everything and

57:20

why they practice

57:22

sorcery. I can't argue against

57:24

magic. I

57:27

don't know what it is that we live on,

57:29

but I believe it's around this

57:31

round that we live in is the lowest

57:34

level of heaven. High level house.

57:38

Chicken snake

57:40

god and I'm not and

57:42

sorcery. If Sam says the chicken snake,

57:44

I was running everything. I'm literally in the world

57:46

of crazy. I'm

57:50

winning. You're losing. Social

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