Public restrooms are not for the faint of heart. So, when it came time to train my daughter, based on my police background and dominating idiosyncrasies, how to properly prep a public toilet, I may have went too far, maybe.--- Send in a voi

They made me live in a sealed bathroom for a long time

Sep 4th, 2020 24m 44s

Living in a small bathroom is one thing, but living with three other guys there too--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/don530/message

The old woman won't pull over, now what?

Aug 29th, 2020 13m 33s

What are officers supposed to do when chasing a car driving under the speed limit by an old woman?--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/don530/message

My pal Slim ain't no friend of mine

Aug 21st, 2020 16m 32s

Most police groupie kids had friends that we shared life with, but I had Slim--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/don530/message

You'd love prison

Aug 14th, 2020 19m 2s

Who would believe that seeing someone flush bloody sheets down a super flusher toilet would make someone love being in prison?--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/don530/message

I took my childhood pal on a police ride-a-long

Aug 7th, 2020 11m 56s

I took my childhood pal on a police ride-a-long. Who would have known he'd screw up a homicide scene, after a high speed chase?--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/don530/message

First day as a police officer

Jul 31st, 2020 9m 33s

First day as a full-fledged police officer. Didn't expect them to order me to stay alive.--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/don530/message

You'll never forget that first family visit at the federal prison

Jul 28th, 2020 7m 31s

It's a surreal thing to be comforting Rosa Parks one day as a police officer and then finding yourself grabbing your ankles while a guard inspects your.......seemingly, the next day--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/don530/mess