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Biden set the pan to mix over. Funny

2:51

because that works a year since it actually

2:53

ended. By

2:54

that, I mean, most small business. Over seems

2:56

a bit drastic. I mean, until that

2:58

number drops to zero's really over. Oh,

3:00

my I gotta get my hair dyed soon.

3:02

Ugh. You think? Don't

3:04

want anyone seeing it in. I can't

3:07

believe it's over. It doesn't feel

3:09

over to me. I have six hundred pounds of beans

3:11

in my basement just in case. How's Dodge

3:13

City cans is gonna get oil

3:15

change now. But I mean, if he says it's over, then, you know,

3:17

I have to just take him as Vern. I understand that.

3:19

I I can't understand most of what he says. I

3:21

miss Vernie. Glad the pandemic didn't take thought

3:23

the airlines declared over, like the eight months

3:25

ago. Now tell you what's coming next. New Tom

3:27

Hanks movie, he plays himself as a lizard,

3:29

kind of polar express remake, except

3:31

instead of getting Christmas he's

3:33

trying to get blood from a scared child. I

3:35

was just on plane with eighty people and then on

3:37

a football game with eighty thousand people. No way.

3:40

No. No. I'm going to protest with

3:42

a bunch of tightly packed people until

3:44

we stop spreading it. The pandemic is not

3:46

over. What's not over?

3:47

Jake, I know you've been wearing that mask everyday at the

3:49

studio for the last few years. Thank you by the way. Yeah.

3:51

Of course. No problem. Yeah. It helps

3:53

it helps people hear better at home too, I think.

3:55

It gives me a slightly deeper voice. Mhmm. And

3:57

I'm a James Earl Jones. But I've

4:01

got big news. I don't know if you heard this recently,

4:03

but Is the pandemic over?

4:05

The

4:06

pandemic is over.

4:09

The pandemic

4:09

is over. Let me put that one more time.

4:12

Is

4:12

the pandemic over?

4:14

The pandemic is over. It's

4:16

over. I

4:21

do

4:21

wanna take the mask off. Katie,

4:23

you oh. Katie.

4:25

She can't even do that. It's over.

4:28

You do take the mask off. Oh,

4:30

baby. How

4:38

about that? September twenty

4:40

first. Twenty twenty two.

4:42

It this ended. Oh, dude. Where do you wanna

4:44

go? Oh,

4:46

somewhere I can really celebrate it.

4:52

Use

4:52

Say it on the count of 30123

4:56

Torbjorn. Dink. Katie,

5:00

where are you gonna go? You name where we're going.

5:03

Another country. Oh.

5:05

I mean, Iraq. Ukraine?

5:08

No.

5:12

myanmar.

5:16

That is right, folks. Panopause

5:18

over. and

5:19

we're gonna have a great time today and correct

5:21

opinions. This is

5:23

Derek's idea. something.

5:25

Hey. Oh, sorry, Katie. Yeah. This is gonna

5:27

suck for Derek to clean up. Yeah.

5:30

Let's do this. Roll music.

5:41

We're back with correct opinion's other episode.

5:44

Joe Biden declared it for the first time.

5:46

is

5:47

over. It's over.

5:49

the Confirmed.

5:51

And

5:53

I I was over when when the airline

5:55

the airlines kind of unofficially made it

5:57

over, didn't they? They're like, we're done with the master to

5:59

play. And she's

5:59

like, yeah.

6:00

That felt like a a huge step

6:03

for mankind. Similar to when

6:05

we walked on the moon. That was huge. Yeah. I

6:07

mean, I I was way more excited

6:09

for the Pentagon over than any kind of

6:11

moon landing. Yeah. Because During

6:13

the moon landing, at no point was I woken

6:15

up from my sleep saying, hey, over the nose,

6:17

over the nose, it drooped down a bit. Right.

6:20

that never happened to Because I Yeah.

6:22

Because I live on Earth. So

6:25

stuff that happens on the moon doesn't really affect

6:27

me. You know? Yeah. I like

6:29

I paint this to what's happening on Earth. There

6:31

could be a lot of stuff happening on moon.

6:35

Yeah. But I don't know. I

6:37

am worried about Earth, so I'm glad the botanics

6:39

over here. I don't know if there's a pandemic

6:41

happening on moon. or not

6:43

on moon. Yeah. No v. Just

6:45

moon. Just moon. On moon. That's

6:47

how the British or Australian's people

6:49

Have you ever heard how the queen died?

6:51

Yeah. The queen died. Sorry. Keep going.

6:53

And the British will say, we need to take you to

6:55

hospital. Did you know that? I did

6:57

not know that. So they also say,

7:01

what is happening on Moon?

7:04

Oh, okay. Is the Queen in heaven? If

7:06

I was tied to the Queen in the heaven? So

7:09

they say that, I think. If I was talking to a

7:11

British person, I would say, you should go to

7:13

dentist. You

7:15

think you would understand that? benefits

7:17

include the dental. No.

7:21

They don't have dentists over there or a queen

7:23

or articles in their sentences apparently.

7:25

Mhmm. Yeah. Is that actually true or just

7:27

making that up? They don't say the hospital.

7:30

Correct. On vacation? Yeah.

7:32

It's weird little differences. they

7:34

say, yeah, when you take you to hospital. Wait. I

7:36

say I say We go on vacation. They say, do

7:38

you do you go to university?

7:40

They don't say you go to

7:42

college. They say university. On holiday.

7:45

That's what I'm saying. Oh, no. No. That's

7:47

what it is. Yeah.

7:48

On on wife,

7:50

on holiday, take

7:52

to hospital,

7:55

bad honeymoon, bad bunny whom, Bunny

7:58

who not. Bad breath.

7:59

Brett smells like like

8:02

a bunny owner. So

8:06

there

8:06

we go. We covered all that, the Queen. I

8:08

I saw I randomly have a friend who's, like, vacation

8:10

in London. There's, like, the whole

8:12

everything's closed.

8:13

Oh, pandemic.

8:15

You're right. Dang.

8:16

That time to go there. Right. The

8:19

queen she was days away from she

8:21

was days away from this type of interview. Over.

8:24

A pandemic is over. But

8:26

then she passed. She would've said

8:28

pandemic over. Mhmm. Is

8:31

pandemic over. Yeah.

8:33

He says there's nothing going on there. And

8:36

but everything is back here. So we're

8:38

going on tour, tracheon dot com slash

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tour. see you all in Alabama this

8:42

weekend? Few

8:43

tickets left. Perfect.

8:44

The the pendant was

8:46

over there long. Well,

8:49

you can't instantly that didn't start somewhere.

8:51

Yeah. That's true. So the

8:53

good people of Alabama, they're fired up for a while.

8:56

And we have let's

8:58

get some videos from fans. Y'all send

9:00

in your video submissions to the correct

9:02

opinions, Instagram, We love and we have a

9:04

couple submissions today. Okay. This

9:06

is from Kaylie. She

9:08

said not Katie. It's

9:10

Kaylie. way. So

9:11

I was recapping hey. So

9:13

I was recapping the bit that you guys

9:15

did on the podcast about two weeks ago

9:18

about trash. in the ocean and

9:20

how we only care about the plastics

9:22

that floats to the top and the

9:24

the metals sink to the bottom. I was recapping it

9:26

to my been explored, and his eyes just got really

9:28

big. And he

9:30

said, well, that's what we

9:32

do. He was a Submariner,

9:34

and when he was in the Subs,

9:36

would collect a little trash and there was a guy whose job it

9:39

was to make sure that the

9:41

cans were heavy enough that they would sink to

9:43

the bottom. and they would

9:45

compact them into these cubes and they even had

9:47

special weights that they would take to put

9:49

into these cans to make sure that they have synced to the

9:51

bottom. And all the plastics, they would also load

9:53

somewhere else. So that it wouldn't cause all the

9:55

trash at the top. But the

9:57

metals, they would make sure that they would add these

9:59

weights into them so that they could sink to the bottom. So,

10:01

yes, we try to clean off all

10:03

the plastic because we can see that part and

10:05

let all the trash,

10:07

all the heavy stuff just sink to the bottom where

10:09

we don't have to worry about it. Okay. Thank

10:11

you, Kaylie. First thought

10:13

is your

10:14

husband doesn't have a job.

10:16

I'm so confused by

10:18

the job. He just he was away for

10:20

a couple months. He's like, where are you going? He's like,

10:22

I'm a submariner, and

10:24

I I,

10:26

you know, there's there's heavy

10:28

trash. I sink the trash. I'll be

10:30

back in a couple months. Okay.

10:32

Husband doesn't have a job. which is fine. Who's

10:34

who's paying him to do this? Well,

10:37

moon. Were

10:37

they were they doing

10:40

something else on the submarine and this is just

10:42

a side I'm a

10:44

good citizen project they did or was

10:46

-- Mhmm. -- the whole goal of this submarine

10:47

crash. I think he's on

10:49

a submarine and, like, have you ever been on the and you

10:51

wear the life jacket diaper style. Yeah. That's fun.

10:54

I do slow drink a beer. And when you're done with

10:56

it, you sink it.

10:57

No. I think that's

10:58

what he was Don't do that. They were just, like,

11:00

taking off taking a load off, drinking

11:02

beers in the Pacific, and they sank

11:04

the beers when they were done. What this sounds

11:06

like? Whoever is paying this guy to do

11:08

this. It sounds like the same people. Like, whatever

11:10

Leonardo Caprio is talking about when he wins an award,

11:12

it seems like he would know. Like, what's going

11:14

on? Yeah. Like, they're in Kahoot somehow.

11:17

someone's paying Leo to, like, fight

11:20

like, close-up the ozone and, like, how's he

11:22

doing it and who's paying for it? We someone

11:24

we we gotta sink these bottles to the

11:26

ground. Not the plastic ones.

11:28

Mhmm. Kaylie,

11:29

can you please let us

11:31

know what his

11:32

job was? submarine

11:34

or I

11:34

need follow-up here. Submarine.

11:37

It's like a

11:39

it's like a trash man but like submarine

11:41

version.

11:41

Yes. this, he

11:44

has

11:44

a land job and a

11:46

sea job. Oh, okay.

11:49

Derek,

11:50

I want you to Google Submariner. And

11:52

this is what he does. Okay. It's really

11:54

interesting. Wow. This is exciting. Just

11:56

the word just the word summariner will

11:59

be

11:59

fine. I am

12:00

on the screen. I'm very excited to know,

12:02

you know, who's employing this man?

12:05

What does it come with? I

12:06

need a salary benefits.

12:08

One word? Yeah. Just

12:09

Submariner. He's a watch.

12:12

Oh. She's married

12:14

to an inanimate object. Okay.

12:17

The watch sunk to the bottom. nice Rolex.

12:19

Oh, I mean, that one's a hundred and twelve

12:21

thousand. Those are heavy enough to sink

12:23

for That would for sure sync. You would

12:25

the the band on it. I think that's still sync.

12:28

So -- Okay. -- that's the order. I'm glad I

12:30

googled it. Yeah. Rolex in

12:32

a row. Yeah. If

12:33

Rolex is remaining plastic, it couldn't

12:35

charge as much. Okay.

12:37

Thank you, Kaylie. We got I think we

12:40

got another. This

12:41

is from Katie. Okay.

12:44

I mean,

12:44

this is shocking. You cannot find a single

12:47

boat on this Google page. I've I've just

12:49

scrolling and scrolling. is just watch watch

12:51

watch watch watch. Oh, I got to the looks

12:53

like you've reached the end. I got to the bottom of

12:55

your mouth. Yeah. Whatever job is, you guys

12:57

are up the SEO.

13:00

Okay. Here's KD.

13:01

KD, the y. This is

13:03

such a hot topic every week.

13:05

It seems like,

13:06

here's my two cents. I'm

13:09

a

13:09

Katie, KATY

13:12

and that

13:12

is because -- Crazy. --

13:13

my name is spelled

13:14

KATHRYN

13:17

something

13:17

why I'm gonna put an IE after my

13:19

name just because everybody else is doing.

13:20

I see what she's doing. No.

13:22

ah

13:23

So I really like that. Merchanting deal was

13:26

you

13:26

know, all the cases coming from there, I think that'd

13:28

be hysterical. My

13:30

second thing is

13:32

that you guys played the

13:35

egg in Albany on

13:37

Mother's Day. I was curious if you

13:39

thought it really looked like an egg.

13:41

Doesn't really look like an egg. Yeah.

13:43

It did look like an egg. And

13:45

it was full of a lot of katties.

13:47

It

13:47

also felt like I was in, like, a

13:49

utopia world.

13:52

Dystopian? Dystopian world.

13:54

What? It was

13:55

not good. Fruit Topia? Yeah. There's a huge

13:57

difference. Mhmm. Would you rather live in a utopia or a

13:59

dystopia?

13:59

I thought a

14:01

utopia was where everything was perfect.

14:02

Yeah. I I go utopia. you thought

14:05

ality was a utopia? No. I where would

14:07

we rather live? utopia?

14:08

I'd rather live in utopia. Okay. But Oh, you're

14:10

saying all I was just checking. You knew what the words meant.

14:12

I see. I And you did. Good job.

14:15

I see. And DISTOPIA was

14:17

what you correct was the correct

14:19

word for Albany. Right? I see.

14:21

There was not a soul around and

14:23

there's just this weird egg venue,

14:26

kind of floating off the ground. Mhmm.

14:28

There was a two look festival that

14:30

day. I walked a few miles through Albany,

14:32

so I checked that out. Too Lip Festival.

14:34

Oh, yeah. Just so many too Lip.

14:36

Imagine a bunch of too lips. Double

14:38

it. imagine a bunch of white people walking

14:40

around. Wow. They could be the seventies of that

14:42

day. Right. No. I'm sorry. I missed that. Yeah.

14:44

Utopian, you could say. So

14:46

Kate, do you think Kate, how do you

14:48

What you of Katie spelling there? Is she doing it

14:50

right or wrong? I get what she's doing a more utopia

14:53

spelling or

14:53

dystopian. I get what she's doing

14:56

but I disagree. My name is J0C0BI

15:00

threw out the c, the o, and the

15:02

b. Half of my name is made up JAKE

15:05

and I accept it because it's normal. What would I go?

15:07

JACE and, like, no, it's pronounced Jake.

15:09

I would be I would be bullied my

15:11

entire life. Hey. I'm Jason.

15:14

Yeah. It's actually Jacques. Yeah.

15:16

Call me by name, please.

15:18

Yeah. Pandemic over.

15:20

Yeah. It's

15:21

a tricky one. That's funny because, yeah, you

15:23

JACKE

15:26

Here's a thought. She

15:28

goes by Katherine. That's her name. Mhmm. Or she wants to

15:30

do that. No. You could do that. Yeah.

15:32

Maybe. Athene is your You're by Adi?

15:34

Athene, Athene, Iran,

15:37

Thren. Thin. Thin in the thren.

15:39

THRY hand. Cat.

15:41

Cat. Thren. Go and go

15:43

watch show at the egg with the cat.

15:45

Get a tulip? It was fun that we

15:48

performed in an egg on Mother's Day. Wouldn't that

15:50

kind of full circle? Yeah. Yeah.

15:52

That was a beautiful thing,

15:54

man. I remember that day trying to find

15:56

a, like, a

15:56

McDonald's where to treat myself a little bit.

15:59

Mhmm. And

15:59

I'm looking at Google Maps, it's like it says I'm a

16:02

hundred feet away and I can't find this for

16:04

like me. It was underground. I don't know if you

16:06

guys explored. We never went down there. There were

16:08

some sort of doomsday bunker going on

16:10

underneath. Well, the egg is is

16:12

deep in the female anatomy. So I

16:14

think there's a lot of symbolism happening in Albany,

16:17

and I thought it was beautiful. And dare I say, I

16:19

think you fertilized the audience that night. Now

16:21

that you you crushed it.

16:23

Now

16:25

that you say that, I remember

16:28

asking a security guard where to go. And he said,

16:30

go down the full opinion, and

16:31

I didn't know what that meant on

16:33

my top. Sure. I don't feel like you heard of the first

16:35

start. He goes,

16:38

oh, in layman terms elevator.

16:43

Yeah. And you're like,

16:46

I cannot find the bathroom

16:48

as well. You know, we call

16:50

that. That has tricked him in for decades

16:52

and decades. I'm

16:53

not gonna say it, Katie. I'm not gonna

16:55

say it.

16:56

well

17:01

Okay. Thank you guys for your video syndrome.

17:03

Again, correct me if it's Instagram. We

17:05

always appreciate it. And Jake, you

17:08

found the story of the week that I

17:10

can't wait to talk about. Story of the

17:12

week, I I also would just like

17:14

to say, I have tried Googling

17:16

heavy

17:16

weight metal ocean submarines

17:20

only watches

17:20

still. Okay. So I She was

17:23

supposed to I don't know what this woman's

17:25

husband does. Okay. Video of the

17:27

week was A

17:29

Chick fil A employee stopped

17:31

a car jacking. Like I saw everyone

17:33

talk about it over the weekend, I actually haven't even fully

17:35

watched the clip, figured to watch it first time on

17:37

the podcast, but Just a fun headline,

17:40

as me intrigued, if they do it

17:42

all. They took away workers selflessly

17:44

jumped into action as a stop from

17:46

car jacking mom with baby. Oh

17:48

my gosh. What's that? Where is this chick fil

17:50

A? Yeah. Seriously. I thought they put them

17:53

in very Safe

17:56

and neighborhoods. Yeah. A

17:59

Chick

17:59

fil A is not I'm thinking from the mind

18:02

of a criminal. Not where I would wanna be. A lot of

18:04

good citizens -- Right. -- at a Chick fil

18:06

A. Mhmm. I can go to maybe Long

18:08

John Silva's, maybe a Captain

18:10

D's -- Absolutely. -- remote

18:13

in. Yeah.

18:15

Those are gonna be easy. They'll anything

18:17

up at twenty four hours. The worker will come

18:19

to to stop it and you go, Like,

18:21

what do you make? If you help me out here,

18:23

we could we could get you a couple weeks pay.

18:25

And say, like, split us some mariners. Screw

18:27

that mom and her kid.

18:29

but not Chic fil A. Oh, yeah. We got the video.

18:32

Oh, wow.

18:34

Full takedown. I

18:37

like to thank What's a

18:38

polynesian sauce for that? Oh,

18:40

he's got them in that headlock

18:42

on medium. Gosh. Are

18:44

they starting to main the workers at Chick

18:46

fil A in Jejitsu? Popeyesis.

18:49

Popeyesis? Popeyesis across

18:51

them. Look at the young lady in the red, they're just

18:53

collecting evidence. She's about to put

18:55

that a plug bag. He's around. She's getting that over. Oh, look at her

18:57

sprint away. I mean, that is a

18:59

girl who's on a mission sprinting

19:01

away. I mean, someone needs she's got a

19:03

crime scene in the parking lot, but people need that. He goes to

19:05

the parking lot. drive to the stop. Drive

19:08

to the stop. He's like, alright. We we're waiving

19:10

them through. would you like sauce? Get your

19:12

hands off that baby. Would you like sauce with

19:14

that? What kind of

19:16

sauce? Free of charge? All you want.

19:18

put

19:18

him in a guillotine hold. Also the fact

19:20

that that girl that was

19:21

maybe seventeen ran towards

19:24

the biting.

19:25

That was not that's what I'm saying. He's gonna get

19:27

promoted. Right. Yeah. They

19:30

fight homeless Christian kids. They

19:32

have they're very brave. They have faith. Do

19:34

you mean homeschooled? Yeah. I mean, you said homeless. homeless.

19:37

No. Not the homeless. Very homeless. Nas

19:39

worth of them. They walk from town to

19:41

town. When I I didn't remember what I

19:44

said, and I didn't say homeschooled.

19:46

So I I didn't know if I said homosexual

19:49

unless little scary. Wait a

19:51

second. That's the kid. That's Oh,

19:53

he's, like,

19:53

so he's pain. He's actually a little

19:55

older than what you think. There

19:57

it is. Leave one, the home the homeschool

19:59

effect. And it's It's

20:00

gray skin. They're not allowed outside.

20:02

That's not the first time he made news

20:04

doing heroic things while wearing the Chick fil A. You

20:06

know what's he doing? What's he doing? What? I'll

20:09

I'll pull it up. Who is

20:11

this? It's like

20:12

It's like superman.

20:14

You know? He just normal at

20:16

man during the day. Oh. When he

20:17

fits on his cheek fully outfit.

20:19

That's Cover stuff. Yeah. Well,

20:22

he what yeah.

20:23

What did he get bit by,

20:25

do you think? to get these power super

20:27

radioactive chicken. Yeah. A chicken covered peanut butter.

20:30

Yep. That did it.

20:32

Which I'm jealous because as someone who's been bitten

20:34

by an animal, and affected by it.

20:36

I got the wrong end of the stick

20:38

there. Right. Tic BiTE. I don't

20:41

have any Tic Powers -- Mhmm. -- which I would

20:43

love Tic Boy. You love

20:45

Tic Powers. You know, to be able to infect you

20:47

with Lyme disease. Sure. I'd say a

20:49

little bargaining chip, you know, hey, don't

20:51

make me mad. Use ticks

20:53

if they do it right, they don't have to, like, they just

20:55

get carried around for months on end. Someone could

20:58

just use latch on and, you don't have to have to

21:00

walk anymore? That would be fun. Yeah. I don't

21:02

know what the powers able to, like,

21:04

drink, like, four times my

21:06

size in liquid. Yeah. It's kinda

21:08

fun. Come on. Yeah.

21:10

Take boy. But it's alright then. Now I

21:12

just have to eat turkey bacon. I've been a

21:14

Chick fil A a lot, and I don't I don't see any of this

21:16

action. I'd like to witness

21:17

it. Did we ever take out where this

21:19

one was? We need find that

21:22

out. Florida. Yeah. You

21:24

roll the dice when you put a trick play

21:26

in Florida, the

21:28

suspect was trying to steal the car with

21:31

the stick. His last name was

21:32

Branch. I thought that's gonna Oh,

21:35

this brand's boy. I am

21:37

Branch Man. Just a

21:39

like a sister maturing. Yeah.

21:42

Wow. Well, he

21:43

probably his thought process was. I mean,

21:46

you know, a lot of these Florida

21:48

youths were probably whipped with a

21:50

stick, a switch. They they called it

21:52

and they get feel less barbaric. And

21:55

so maybe that was, not only did

21:57

Michael Gordon Michael

21:59

my

21:59

Gordon. I mean, this is the white Michael

22:02

Jordan. Stop a car, Jack or a Chick fil

22:04

A. He also hopes helped save

22:06

Hillary Henry and Madison Newton

22:08

when a crane fell on car in twenty eighteen.

22:11

What? I

22:13

mean, was this

22:14

Gordon, the name of Batman's commissioner?

22:17

Mhmm.

22:18

Something's

22:19

going on. Yeah. This guy,

22:21

something's going on. Michael Gordon.

22:23

Is that a stage name? I mean,

22:25

I spelled

22:26

MYKEL

22:27

Michael? Yeah. Could it be Michael?

22:30

I don't

22:30

know. Oh,

22:31

it's Michael. that's what's funny about

22:34

Michael. If you're, you

22:36

know, probably a black man, it's Michael. If

22:38

it's him, it's just like

22:40

a white spelling of Michael -- Mhmm. -- with a y. Yeah. And it

22:42

throws you off. You probably came

22:43

from Utah. Yeah.

22:44

He's bored in Utah.

22:47

Michael Gordon was bit by a

22:50

chicken. And he spends

22:52

his day saving lives at Chick fil A's and

22:54

all through the Florida Panhandle.

22:56

Half their customers are criminals. Since

22:58

a woman was taking her baby out of her car

23:00

at a Florida Chick fil A, when

23:02

a man approached her with a stick,

23:05

grabbed her keys and got

23:07

into the vehicle. Bing boob, bang.

23:09

That is a confusing

23:10

way to get mowed. The guy just has a stiffened

23:12

his keys. It's

23:15

pine. what? You think I'm

23:17

showing up with Bolsa? I

23:20

tracked

23:20

it down. I'm also

23:21

really glad they weren't. And I thought the story

23:23

was that, like, the mom and baby in the car, and he

23:25

was trying to take them with the

23:28

car. Sounds good. At

23:29

least he was polite enough to say, please

23:32

get out what I say. Yes. He's

23:34

like, I know car seats are tricky, so tell me how much

23:36

time you

23:36

need. Yeah. I mean, you know,

23:38

kidnapping instilling a car very different

23:40

things. Yeah. You wanna

23:41

stop buying it we could roll through this Chick

23:43

fil A or another one on my way

23:45

to I want you to be happy. Mhmm.

23:49

So watch out, Chick fil A, not as safe as you

23:51

think, I guess. Or

23:53

safer than

23:54

you think. Safe because the employees will

23:57

rescue you. here's what

23:58

I'll say is I

23:59

think for the

24:01

the next year or so, I'm not gonna go to

24:03

any chick fil A's that have trees or any kind

24:05

of sticks nearby. I think it's just safer.

24:08

Even big mulch. Yeah. It's not

24:10

worth the risk. Mulch has been chopped

24:12

weird. Yeah. It's just safer to go and more

24:14

more of New Mexico,

24:17

Desert Valley -- Right. --

24:19

area. Yeah. Not a lot of wildlife. Rocks are

24:20

not dangerous.

24:22

No. You saw

24:23

the article? Yeah. He didn't use it wrong. Yeah.

24:25

So no. His name

24:27

isn't rock. I'm gonna have one of those. His

24:29

name isn't Dwayne Johnson. His name

24:32

was Branch. so it's different. Says

24:34

Branson's my pleasure. Still in

24:36

jail. We don't know if he has an

24:38

attorney. I don't know if that need to be in the

24:40

article. The perpetrator. Okay. Breaking

24:42

news, he does not have the funds to get

24:44

a good attorney. Yeah.

24:47

Okay. I will get a public defendant.

24:49

I could There's more in this

24:52

article. As the man sat on the ground, a second

24:54

woman holding an infant screamed, she had

24:56

a baby in her hands. How

24:58

dare you? This means passed out. He's been choked out. She's

25:00

like, the nerve. How dare you?

25:02

Okay. And what

25:02

kind of psycho orders chicken

25:05

strips? should have had our

25:07

eyes on you the whole time. You got

25:09

grilled nuggets from Chick fil A. Why

25:11

even come here? You're a psychopath. I don't care

25:13

if you're trying to lose it. We deserve this but we'll, but that's

25:15

what we need to release are the old? Yeah. Yeah. What's

25:17

his type? If I went twelve grilled nuggets

25:20

strips, no fries, no

25:22

sauce. Like, Code Red. Code Red.

25:24

Show them out right now. You have a baby.

25:26

Leave. He's gonna

25:28

kill all the babies here.

25:32

unsweety.

25:34

Gosh. The story the operator, the

25:36

Chick fil A, his

25:37

last name, Sexton.

25:39

Florida, man. Yeah.

25:42

No. All this is adding up to bad.

25:44

He called the incident alarming.

25:48

Gotta

25:48

wait with the word. Yeah. His last name is

25:50

literally sex ton.

25:52

And you find

25:53

that alarming. Yeah. What's

25:55

the origin a origin of that name? Yeah.

25:57

You're supposed to have a Christian values. Come

25:59

on in and see miss your sex to let

26:02

him in the egg. No

26:04

one's leaving.

26:05

live

26:06

Another

26:10

great story. There

26:11

was a group of passionate

26:14

vegans who were commemorating raw

26:18

meat Yeah. That's what this was, Derek. Can you play this one? I don't know how new

26:20

this video is, but I saw it going around this weekend

26:23

on Twitter and whatnot. Just

26:25

just vegans

26:26

hang your fingers.

26:30

They're putting okay. You're listening.

26:32

She's putting roses on

26:34

eighty twenty ground beef.

26:42

I mean,

26:46

it really just speaks for itself. It just it's

26:48

a funny thing to see. And they're in black.

26:50

They're in black. In black. that mass

26:53

sun. So I don't

26:55

know. Is the

26:56

pandemic over?

26:58

A pandemic

26:59

is open? The vegans, they'll take the mask

27:02

off. See, I don't

27:04

I mean, if you're a vegan, that's fine, but

27:06

I do wanna let you know when I go

27:08

to the grocery store, I buy twice the amount to cancel that one

27:10

of the vegans action. Was there an

27:12

old podcast that we did where we were

27:14

anti climate change? Really? We

27:16

private jets, we're going to take I go to the grocery store,

27:18

I leave my car running in the parking

27:21

lot. Just in I I put

27:23

a a rock not a stick

27:25

because I don't go to those places anymore -- Mhmm. --

27:27

on the paddle. So it's just neutral.

27:30

And then I go in and I buy double the meat

27:32

and I throw the other away. Wow.

27:34

And then I'd look them veganize as gay.

27:36

You

27:36

can never be a sick lay employee. Not

27:38

a

27:38

good

27:39

citizen. Oh,

27:43

Katie, you are the closest thing in my life

27:45

to a vegan. You are a

27:47

Piscopalian. Very, very close.

27:49

Yes. Oh, So I would like to know yeah.

27:51

Katie, you're a veteran. What is your

27:53

stance on no. I know

27:55

the word, pascatarian. What do

27:58

you think of the vegans' choices here, putting those on

28:00

the meat. What kind of change are they affecting?

28:02

What do you what does it make you wanna put

28:04

on fish? This

28:05

is a great question.

28:08

Yeah. Well, answer any of them. You

28:10

know, I

28:11

I'm not sure if they're getting their point across

28:14

considering you know, the people that go to buy the meat after, just

28:16

find a rose on their own.

28:17

Oh, cool. Yeah. I just think I

28:19

got a rose. got sit me

28:21

to get this. Exactly. A free gift with

28:24

purchase. I mean so I don't feel

28:25

like they, like, are getting the correct

28:28

message across. But That's

28:30

the the cut of meat they were choosing to put the

28:32

roses on, I thought was interesting. Maybe, you know, find

28:34

the filets or at least, you know,

28:36

that Well,

28:37

they no.

28:38

These are the most

28:40

read me the letter of people on the phone.

28:42

Right? They have no idea. Don't know.

28:44

I'm just like, is this store trying to really ramp

28:46

up the the ground beef here.

28:47

They're, like, putting it on hot dogs. It's like, that's not

28:50

even real.

28:50

Oh, yeah. I don't know if a pig

28:52

died for this. Yeah. So you don't need

28:54

to honor it. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah.

28:57

What are they? Are they protesting

28:59

Impossible Meat? A little bit of a gray

29:01

area. Oh.

29:03

because

29:03

you're still I don't know. Actually, they might be

29:06

pro impossible meat.

29:07

Yeah. They probably like it.

29:10

Okay.

29:11

Never mind. Yeah.

29:13

So if you're vegan, let us know what you

29:15

think. The roses yeah. Like you

29:17

said, the people going by the beef that day,

29:19

they're probably just thought the grocery

29:22

store is being doing a nice -- Yeah. -- thing or --

29:24

Yeah. -- like, wow.

29:25

TaskUs, like, what Chick fil A worker

29:27

walked through here? Just blessing me today

29:29

with roses. Yeah. So now more meat

29:31

is going to be purchased. And

29:34

the rose because the rose is

29:37

being cut

29:37

just to be prettiest fine.

29:40

living

29:40

thing thing. Cowes

29:41

are I would

29:42

argue that roses are smarter than

29:45

cows. Oh,

29:45

wow. Mhmm. Interesting.

29:47

Yeah. Even though, like,

29:48

a cow has a brain in a

29:49

roast, doesn't? I think a cow has eight

29:52

brains. That's

29:53

right. They have eight brains. Mhmm.

29:55

I believe. It's either that or eight stomachs. I

29:57

think eight brains. Eight no. You know

29:59

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29:59

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32:20

nine lives. Right? Yeah. So

32:22

Yeah. Have you ever seen

32:24

the movie Me, myself, and Irene, which I'm

32:26

Carrie? No. because that cow did

32:28

have eight lives. Very funny scene. They,

32:30

like, they run over a cow, and

32:32

it's still kind of alive. So Jim

32:34

Carey is a police officer. He has a gun already on him, and he's like,

32:36

this is gonna be pretty, but we should probably put it

32:38

out of its misery. And so he shoots the cow in

32:40

the head. He's like, oh, okay. in

32:42

the walks away in the coming.

32:45

Just shooting me like, oh my gosh. He's like,

32:47

keeps shooting it, and it won't die. So then he

32:49

starts wrestling it. He's like, got it in

32:51

the headlock. He's got his, like, fingers up its

32:53

nostrils trying to, like It's a

32:55

really So that count really did have eight lives.

32:57

That's funny. Katie, we're watching that

32:59

tonight. Alright. I'm very excited.

33:01

What what was this, Derek? Jesse Waters

33:03

had a

33:03

vegan on one of his episodes. What we

33:05

put on

33:06

our bodies? the things we

33:08

buy and put in our households -- Mhmm. -- are

33:10

fundamentally political acts. Okay.

33:12

guy Right? The

33:13

personal is political.

33:14

Okay. So

33:17

I'm

33:17

having a steak right now because I'm

33:20

starving. I

33:20

hear you. I wish I could have half of that, but

33:22

this doesn't look vegan. And I'm trying to be vegan.

33:24

You're a vegan? I'm really it's really hard because I don't know if I

33:26

told Jim from Wisconsin. Okay. And

33:30

cheese was like one of my

33:32

favorite things. Dude,

33:32

that's how it goes. That looks pretty good. It's a little

33:34

rare, medium rare. Yeah. Is

33:36

this some nice side animal? Like, it's ticked

33:38

actually.

33:38

He's like Is this such a

33:41

rare steak bad that I'm

33:43

meeting meet? If

33:44

you go hunting, that's a totally different

33:46

story. Right? The blood's on your hands.

33:48

Right now, you're kind of just enjoying the

33:50

benefit in the blood's on someone else's hands. And that's not

33:52

very fair.

33:53

What if they want Wait. Where

33:55

where is she

33:55

going with that? I wanna

33:58

raise cattle. Oh,

33:59

totally. But the idea

34:02

of killing and taking a life,

34:04

that we

34:05

should really deeply consider what

34:07

that means for us as human beings. You know?

34:09

People have said you should jump to society by how

34:11

it treats their animals. And we,

34:13

you know, it'd be great if we had universal

34:15

health care

34:16

for our animals. Universal Health

34:18

Canada. You know, we should, you know, keep

34:20

playing this stuff really because we're

34:22

twenty trillion dollars in debt. Half

34:26

the money. GOOD. DO

34:28

YOU CARE MORE ABOUT PEOPLE OR ANIMALS? I CARE ABOUT

34:30

i care about

34:33

OUR WORLD And I think in order for us to achieve

34:35

a more sustainable future, particularly regarding what's happening with

34:38

climate change, we need to figure out how

34:40

the seven

34:42

point six billion of us on

34:44

this planet can be good neighbors, and

34:46

we're really bad at being

34:46

Thank you. You're trash. Okay. So why should

34:49

I be a good I think she's a

34:51

girl. Well, you

34:51

don't have to worry about If you don't wanna worry

34:53

too much about the school right

34:56

now, the

34:58

school's part of nature. Right?

35:00

if

35:01

you if you keep killing nature. Well, it's trying to be part of

35:02

my attic. Through this world, it's killing

35:04

nature. Me too. Right? I can't cite you.

35:08

I feel like we need to go and watch that later then. That was

35:10

actually his universal health care with animals

35:12

felt like a out of left field. I

35:14

felt like I was like, well, he's

35:17

I likes the animals and then she went there. I was

35:20

like, whoa. And I I like

35:21

how the

35:24

the It's because I again, I hate birds.

35:27

And I have a bird problem. And I when

35:29

I was looking this up, we all know that the

35:31

recties done this. The birds, you can't just kill birds.

35:33

It's actually illegal. But rats, they're

35:35

basically I swear Amazon,

35:38

like, you could

35:39

buy rat like torture mechanisms.

35:41

Don't hang it up x tail. They're

35:43

begging you. Oh, we'd love to kill rats. And then

35:46

rats, we're like there's only four tigers

35:47

left. Like, well, there's forty million

35:49

rats and we're we're

35:51

paying people to kill them. Those are these

35:54

animals are too good at this. Why are the beautiful

35:56

Majestic animals so bad

35:58

at living? And they're

35:59

dying so

35:59

easily. The polar bears, cool

36:02

animal. Those things

36:02

are sadly dying. Yeah. But I've

36:04

got I've got sixty thousand sparrows

36:07

on my street. None of

36:09

us want that. Let's talk

36:11

about it.

36:13

I

36:16

don't know. It's I got

36:18

me fired up. I I didn't know we were gonna talk about this

36:20

today. I don't really know what my stance is.

36:22

I think I think it it

36:24

looks

36:24

fun to eat a steak and a suit.

36:26

That looks fun. I was a class for whatever reason.

36:28

That looked fun. That was quite the move

36:29

though. She just was like,

36:32

he's just he just kept beating it. It wasn't just like a one bite for show thing. He was

36:34

like, I actually even eat this whole steak.

36:36

Yeah. He's definitely

36:37

trying to provoke her. your

36:39

mental health care for animals isn't interesting premise. I

36:41

mean, like, what like who who is, like,

36:43

fighting for, like, cows need a

36:46

lower deductible? Right. Who pays

36:48

it? And, like, what is the like, is there a

36:50

negotiation? Does that Mother

36:52

mortality rate of

36:54

Aquinas is far too

36:56

high. Like progressive commercials

36:58

for animals or like flow gets involved.

37:00

That's funny. It's just what a jump because there's

37:02

there's still a lot of people who don't really care

37:04

if humans have it. So I don't I don't we're gonna let's

37:07

maybe do the humans first.

37:10

I'm also confused by her stance on, like, it's okay if

37:12

you personally kill the animal, but

37:14

it's not okay if someone else

37:17

kills it for you. Right. But it's, like, also but

37:19

your whole purpose is, like, we shouldn't kill

37:21

animals. She's an advocate

37:22

for hard work, really. She doesn't

37:24

she doesn't appreciate laziness. Mhmm. And I'll

37:26

tell you what I would like to hear. I wanna hear her and Michael

37:29

Gordon talking. I wanna hear him talk

37:31

chickens and see what they think. He's

37:33

like, I don't think we should kill chickens. He's like, well,

37:35

one bit me. Mhmm. What do you think

37:37

about that? And now I'm

37:40

a superhero. So

37:42

don't have health care. What do we think about

37:44

that? That

37:45

leads us

37:46

into, you know, people

37:48

are I guess,

37:50

vegan would you say

37:52

most vegans are vegans because they care

37:55

for animals? And there's like Yeah. A

37:57

small percentage that are like, if I agree this is good for me. Yeah.

37:59

I think it's

37:59

more so for people who

38:02

don't wanna

38:03

kill animals. Interesting. You

38:06

think

38:06

they get into it first for, like, environmental reasons? And then they end up just,

38:08

like, kind of, like, in the I think they

38:11

do health benefits. Like, health care is

38:13

a Piscopalian because she

38:16

read, like, half an article. And she's like, I'm That's an apology. Like, I knew it. Yeah.

38:18

It is. I knew a girl once who was like,

38:20

I'm I'm a Pascopalian.

38:22

And I'm like, why? She's like, you know

38:24

that one Netflix

38:26

put out. That said I should do it.

38:28

I'm like, yeah. Actually, I watched that

38:29

and so I did it. Cool. Like, you didn't wanna

38:31

let maybe cross reference with other opinions.

38:33

It's like, no. a

38:35

good documentary can make me do a lot of things. I that one

38:38

believed in flat earth for five minutes.

38:40

Right. Absolutely. Did there's

38:42

some convincing stuff out

38:45

there. I Yeah. Absolutely. And I read once

38:47

that Antarctica is basically like the

38:49

North Wall in Game of Thrones or the

38:51

other side of it. Are the aliens trying to

38:53

talk to us? and I nearly booked a

38:55

an honorary cruise. Like, let's get a better look at

38:58

this. I I don't know. It's

39:00

I mean, it sounds cool. I bought cruise tickets in

39:02

Benoit, like,

39:04

let me see this for myself. I called Michael

39:06

Gordon to come because I don't know what

39:08

I'm gonna encounter. What kind of sticks Well,

39:11

they have them. I that that one vegan documentary that was

39:14

really popular for a second. I do know what you're talking

39:16

about. vegan for, like, a month. I was like, I have

39:18

high

39:18

cholesterol. These guy these

39:20

firemen So that high cholesterol, and after three weeks of vegan, they're like here

39:22

to

39:22

crustal's normal. Mhmm. Now what they didn't probably

39:24

tell us is that these firemen before

39:26

eating vegetables for three months,

39:29

had never eat a vegetable before. Yeah.

39:31

Like, I eat firehouse subs

39:33

every day and

39:36

cigarettes. What do you What led to you guy you and Katie have

39:38

done some diets in the time I've known you? Yeah. About

39:40

once a year, y'all get on

39:43

a little juice craze. What?

39:46

Like, is that a documentary? Is that half an

39:48

article? What leads to that? That is also

39:50

pseudoscience. That case -- Yeah. --

39:52

believes. Okay.

39:54

Yeah. I I don't

39:54

know all the signs behind it. I what led to it was

39:56

that I worked at a juice shop. Juice

39:59

juice

39:59

shop? Mhmm. Yeah. Yep. Yeah.

40:02

It was She was a

40:04

confusing hire because Yeah. sit down.

40:06

Usually, the people that look like her

40:08

were kind of their

40:10

least favorite. Okay. In

40:11

Bruce is a shop.

40:13

It's an area

40:15

in Joe. And And

40:18

I did one when I

40:19

was working there, and it made me

40:21

feel amazing. And so Tell

40:24

the Jews.

40:24

Oh, the juice. They're

40:26

hard working. Business

40:27

advice. Maybe we feel great. Yeah.

40:30

Yep. But, yes, I

40:30

felt I felt really good after I did

40:33

a juice cleanse, and so there is

40:36

some nutritional science behind it. And so

40:38

there's

40:38

no I kept doing it. Please find

40:40

it. Let me ask because I looked I

40:42

couldn't find it.

40:42

Yeah. It's a little it's a little iffy. It's like try to find

40:44

what that

40:44

girl's husband does for a living. I'm gonna get to

40:46

the bottom of Google before you find

40:49

it. I kind of like kind of like

40:51

why I'm pescatarian where it,

40:52

like, it makes me feel really good

40:54

and I feel like I felt my best

40:57

when I'm doing it. And so I

40:59

did a few more juice cleansers because I feel good after that. It's great.

41:02

We did a

41:02

couple together? Yeah. We did. Yeah. I mean, yeah,

41:04

I don't I don't know if it's really doing much. It's

41:06

just like a nice way to maybe

41:09

lose five pounds in three days and then gain it

41:11

back when you're done. Yeah.

41:14

Cool. Katie, let me ask

41:16

you this. But

41:18

it was like, cool. That sounds awesome. Smart,

41:20

you did that. I mean, that sounds like what's

41:22

gonna happen. You own this crazy diet for five days.

41:24

I'm sure you will see effects. And then

41:26

as soon as you're done juicing, your price is like, oh, to eating

41:29

chicken. Yeah. What was I gonna ask?

41:31

Oh, okay. Was the the the

41:33

Jews you saw concentrated?

41:37

Was it

41:38

concentrated

41:40

juice? No. Okay. I was

41:42

just wondering, was it really

41:45

My

41:45

Some People sometimes really aren't about

41:47

this type of juice, but I

41:49

love the the

41:52

aesthetic. Right. where it was your did

41:54

you serve something that were very acidic? Because I kinda like that. They have

41:56

a bite to

41:58

it. Yes. It's

41:59

like when my Jews have a bite to

42:02

it. I mean, where do

42:04

you want me to go with

42:06

that? Jake Schacken

42:08

is

42:08

brand I'm all done. I'm

42:10

all done. I'm all done. I'm

42:14

all done. I

42:16

I did was your was your was your

42:19

juice

42:19

juice up kind of, like did

42:21

y'all get, like, creative

42:23

with your marketing and try to think outside the box or

42:25

was it pretty orthodox? There it

42:28

is. Alright. No.

42:30

Thank you, brother. I was an hourly worker,

42:32

so not part of any of those decisions. Oh,

42:34

got it. Got it.

42:36

And did

42:39

your did Did

42:42

your

42:42

due at this juice shop? Mhmm.

42:44

Mhmm. At this juice shop,

42:47

was the accounting

42:50

just unbelievable?

42:51

was that one done?

42:54

Katie. Yeah. Katie. Really?

42:56

Yeah. Please. Please. We're We're

42:59

in the city. I

43:02

was trying to

43:05

think of everything I've known

43:07

about US people. so creative. Thank

43:09

you. Mhmm. Tell you meant that. Thank

43:10

you very much. Okay. That

43:12

went a long ways just from

43:15

vegans putting roses on me. Yeah. Vegans. Yeah. Well, a lot of

43:18

that. Katie, you you're reading

43:20

a new

43:22

book? Yeah. Okay. Tell

43:23

us

43:24

okay tells about about it. Which one?

43:26

This is

43:26

good. Why do we have next? The oh,

43:29

your story about oh, I'm sorry. You reading this

43:31

morning. Oh, the one I was reading

43:33

this morning. Yes. Alright. new book every

43:35

day for this. Yeah. She jumps in. She's reading. Bogueworm. I

43:38

like to start a lot of books and not finish a lot of

43:40

books.

43:41

But Yeah. The

43:43

one I was reading this morning, it

43:45

was kind of a, you know,

43:47

it was a woman writing

43:49

about herself. And she said in

43:51

there, you know, going to college, I gained, you

43:53

know, like most people, the

43:56

freshman forty.

43:58

backup

43:59

Back up. We all know the

44:01

freshman forty. The freshman forty. And

44:03

I

44:03

kinda had to reread it a few times.

44:06

I thought, never heard

44:07

that before. Yeah. Yeah. Listen. We

44:10

all I'm sure some people gained weight in

44:12

college, various sizes, but it very

44:14

clearly branded the freshman

44:16

fifteen. Right? You've heard this? Freshman fifteen is

44:18

very common. Yeah. We all yeah.

44:20

We all all four of us

44:21

went to college all across the

44:23

country. Freshman forty

44:24

is a new one to me. I

44:26

mean, doesn't she have, like, an editor or a proofreading to maybe, like, hey, I don't know if

44:28

this is as common as you think it is. I mean,

44:30

maybe we're at the

44:31

wrong colleges. I mean, maybe at

44:33

some colleges that's the

44:36

Yeah. We got

44:37

engineering, Baptist, public,

44:39

cowboy.

44:40

Right. Got everything covered.

44:42

student

44:43

athlete. Student athlete. D3D3I

44:46

love I like I like the idea of

44:48

that. I

44:49

kinda like this. this woman.

44:51

Right? You just start being like, I think we can all relate. Right? We've all had

44:53

a couple of DUIs. Just

44:56

kind of try

44:58

to normalize your maybe unwise behavior while you're down Thanks.

45:01

Yeah. Anyone else gained sixty

45:03

pounds recently? COVID was

45:06

crazy. Yeah. Yeah. They had wasn't

45:08

there the COVID fifteen or something close?

45:10

Yeah.

45:10

The

45:11

quarantine fifteen or something like that. It's only the

45:14

quarantine fifteen. Anyone else gain eighty pounds in

45:16

COVID? Gosh. think we all

45:18

did. The bread just

45:19

can't stop. So I don't

45:22

know. I mean, that is equivalent to Well, the juice

45:24

shops are equivalent

45:25

to getting being pregnant. You know, school year

45:27

is about the same time as,

45:30

like, having a child and you gain about

45:32

forty pounds. It's like the

45:34

same exact acts. Oh. So maybe she didn't finish the

45:36

story. Oh, yeah.

45:36

They didn't finish the

45:39

book. Yeah. There's more

45:41

to it here. That

45:43

is fun to just yeah. Try and just,

45:45

like, I mean, we all know. Yeah.

45:47

Right? We all know. Like, you're, like,

45:49

driving down the road and you see, like,

45:51

someone's dog, and so you're, like, trying to veer over and, like, run

45:54

it

45:56

over. Right? It

45:57

happens. It doesn't

45:59

work commute. Mhmm.

46:00

What

46:01

about you guys? Those

46:02

the Chick fil A? I don't want everyone's

46:05

I don't want's experience going to Chick fil

46:07

A to have their babies stolen. You know what

46:09

I

46:09

mean? fifteen. That's you know, because I

46:11

I kind of have an inside scoop with Chick fil A. Their corporate

46:13

office, you gain the Chick fil A fifteen when you first

46:15

start working there.

46:18

Oh, wow.

46:18

It's a dollars an hour. It's a big pain free. Yeah.

46:21

Yeah. They have

46:22

you get free lunch there, and it's a

46:25

huge

46:25

buffet. Of Chick fil A. Chick

46:27

fil A or health there's healthy options too. I've

46:29

eaten there a few times and

46:31

you yeah. I think that's

46:33

Wow. So Chick fil A. do other

46:34

corporate like, if you work at McDonald's corporate, are they just like there's

46:37

big macs here? No. Absolutely not. They

46:39

don't? Not a chance. Katie,

46:41

so I just checked all the way about

46:44

it. Chic fil A. That's pretty

46:46

cool. Dude, what would you do if you work to Chic

46:48

fil A? and every day for lunch,

46:50

you could go eat it for lunch. Would you eat

46:52

an eight count nugget every day

46:54

of your life? What I am intrigued by in myself

46:56

right now is how long would it take me before I

46:58

ventured into the salad world? I I

46:59

think three

47:00

weeks. I think Monday of the third week of,

47:02

like, yeah, today's the day. Cobb salad. Get

47:04

after it. Yeah. I think you'd probably at

47:06

three months. You're like, I've gone through the whole menu because why not?

47:09

Yeah. And I've decided, yeah, the fried

47:11

nuggets are the best. and

47:13

nominate those every day. Yeah. In college, there was

47:15

a coupon book for, like,

47:18

students. You know, I don't know. They'd always do the

47:20

promotional thing, so just poor college kids. So

47:22

there's one buy a number one,

47:24

get the fries and drink free.

47:26

So basically -- chicken

47:28

sandwich. -- three fifty and you get the

47:30

whole thing. So

47:32

we used those whenever we got our hands

47:34

on them. And we had gotten from this one random,

47:36

I don't know, other establishment who had

47:39

partnered up and had them. So we walked in one day and we're like, can we get

47:41

some more of these coupons? And this guy goes, come with

47:43

me back here. I might have told this

47:45

story before. And

47:48

he's like, they actually sent us way too many so you can just take this. It

47:50

was like a a cardboard box,

47:52

probably like a, you know, a three by three

47:54

foot box filled with these little

47:57

We we guesstimated maybe a thousand

47:59

in response. And he just gave you

48:01

all those? Yeah. Me

48:02

and my five roommates. And we

48:04

went to Chick fil A twelve

48:08

times a week. I mean, there's multiple days I

48:10

went breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

48:12

There is multiple trends where I went,

48:14

like, every day for a

48:16

week straight. So

48:16

that's that's how you gained your French forty. And that's how I

48:18

gained my junior junior

48:20

twenty five or whatever. I mean,

48:23

it was just like I can't

48:25

even produce a cheaper meal and this is delicious. Here we go

48:27

again. Like five thousand dollars.

48:29

Exactly. That's crazy. I mean,

48:31

there's

48:31

your loan forgiveness. You

48:34

know what? I did get it. Thanks.

48:36

That's

48:36

crazy. And you know what's

48:38

the best part? I didn't have the blood on my hands.

48:41

Someone else killed those shookens. You didn't make the plastic

48:43

on those gift cards? No. And, you

48:45

know, anytime, there was a they're weird

48:47

trend where they sold cans of Coke

48:49

and I'd go Seak him in the

48:52

local lake. That was a stretch. You

48:54

had a weird version of Coke this week

48:56

for a video. You said it

48:58

wasn't bad. I'm scared

48:59

to try it though. I really love this video.

49:01

We did every like,

49:03

what kinda, like, every type of coffee drinker. And

49:05

so one of them was, like, a a

49:07

like a a friction criminal character

49:09

who drinks nominal. Monster coffee. And there's like

49:11

Coke with energy, Coke

49:14

with

49:14

coffee, caramel

49:16

flavored. Huge. And well, you you

49:18

just wait. I

49:19

took a sip of it, and it's I I

49:21

thought it was gonna taste like

49:24

some weird Starbucks crappy thing, but it tasted like Coke with

49:26

just a hint of, like, coffee

49:28

caramel to it. It was fantastic. How much

49:30

caffeine was it like? Not that much. You know what I

49:32

realized recently? because I I stopped

49:34

drinking soda, but I had only

49:36

on the golf course do I, like, grab a ice cold

49:38

diet coke? I don't know why.

49:40

Certain places yeah, we talk about this.

49:42

We condition ourselves. Yeah. Airplane to go,

49:44

Sean Mendez, fall asleep, golf course, red power

49:46

in. Oh, I heard

49:48

you say ginger ale. Ginger ale on an airplane,

49:50

weirdly. the best. Treat yourself next time. Sean Mendez and I pass out.

49:52

No. Jake doesn't eat or drink anything

49:54

on a plane. Oh, shit. Look at

49:55

food. Yeah. When you guys They do this? You're

49:57

like a pilot.

50:00

serve it. It brings that. Is it like a grill on the cockpit?

50:02

What happens? But a coke only has, like,

50:04

he's, like, thirty five

50:06

forty milligrams of caffeine. Sound insane.

50:09

And coffee

50:10

one was, like, seventy or something. But

50:12

the monster coffee thing

50:14

was, like, two fifty or

50:16

something. just,

50:18

like, how do people go to sleep after they drink it?

50:22

But you remember the person in all of our

50:24

lives there for a brief moment who would

50:26

wake up every morning and

50:28

have sometimes two of them to a manager

50:30

Tom. God bless his soul.

50:32

Yeah. He was a madman with

50:34

the monster. He pounded him all throughout the morning. Oh, yeah.

50:36

Sifted his whiskey all night. Do it

50:38

again. Start the day with the monster, and

50:40

he always got the

50:42

job done. I couldn't believe. I'm I think going on week four

50:44

now of a no no added sugar

50:46

boy, except for it, but I'm sorry about it.

50:48

Can

50:48

you Yeah. k.

50:50

Let me illustrate. What? I was gonna say

50:52

Well, just I've been reading nutrition facts now. I

50:54

I did I went thirty one years my

50:57

life, never looking at it. I

50:59

can't believe how much sugar is in soda. Did you guys

51:01

know about this? Yeah. It's a polly when he was.

51:03

It's crazy. Sometimes when

51:06

I'm, like, dude. I'm a treat myself and you go somewhere. Like, dude, I'm just

51:08

gonna load up. And they have the

51:10

calories listed. Yeah. And you're like,

51:12

if I didn't see that, I was

51:13

about to three thousand

51:16

calories in one sentence. I think that was

51:18

possible. They say, like, you

51:20

should eat about two thousand calories

51:22

a day. there's certainly been days I've had eleven thousand dollars. How does

51:24

my body process it? Get it. Go to

51:26

Cincinnati's for a birthday. Yeah. Get a year's worth

51:28

of carbs. man. yeah.

51:30

Soda is it's shocking. It was like a

51:32

like a bottle, maybe a can of coke and

51:34

dark pepper. It's like sixty grams of sugar.

51:36

I was like, wow. How does go in? do they it? What's kinda strainer? Gets it in

51:39

there. So I was like, okay. Maybe Sprite

51:41

is like less. Same. Same

51:44

amount of sugar and butter. Same. Yep. I love the myth that, like,

51:46

the soda that's less doesn't It

51:48

looks color. It looks more like water.

51:52

Yeah. Oh. I have you ever made have you ever made

51:54

cookies or any kind of dessert? Yeah. Yeah. Have

51:56

you ever been shocked to think you

51:57

you double you the recipe is like three cups

51:59

of sugar and you're like, what?

52:01

you're, like, pouring it up. You're, like, there's no that's all going in there.

52:04

There's no way. Yeah. Feel like we finally

52:06

learned, Katie would be, like, that doesn't mean that much.

52:08

You eat this

52:10

bland cookie. Like, yeah, we have to put a mountain of sugar on this. I've

52:12

seen them at

52:12

McDonald's one time putting their

52:15

sugar in a very sweet tea. Oh,

52:17

without their sauce shake in that

52:19

bag. I've done that before. Oh. I worked at a

52:22

McDonald's. So you get it. Yeah.

52:24

Dumped, you did. When we moved

52:26

to McDonald's.

52:27

he brought me.

52:29

Okay. And with They but yeah. And it just, like, whatever the

52:31

size is. You just dump the entire I

52:34

mean, huge

52:36

bag of

52:37

shit. Did you ever make an iced coffee while you work there? Mhmm. My favorite

52:39

one? What's in there? The frappe.

52:40

No. Just their iced coffee.

52:44

It's like cream sugar and coffee. How much cream of sugar is in there?

52:46

I don't really

52:47

I mean, I don't

52:48

earlier. Right? It's a lot. It's it's

52:51

a lot. McDonald's coffee is pretty sugary. You tell you one thing Chick

52:53

fil A has not figured out is their coffee.

52:55

Their coffee is not good.

52:57

Their iced coffee? weird and

52:59

sugary even for me. Wow. Derek, you had chipotle's iced

53:01

coffee?

53:01

Not a coffee drink. Is it like cream and

53:03

sugar? It's too sugary? Like, I don't

53:05

even get the vanilla because

53:07

of Inolysis, even the original, like, no

53:10

flavoring. It's still like I think I'm just drinking

53:12

like

53:13

creamer. Now you

53:15

know folks. Yeah. How long were you working at McDonald's? I like this is

53:17

something. Six years.

53:18

Let's see. Twelve

53:20

to twenty three. Since I was allowed yet,

53:23

twelve just for

53:25

summer. Yep. Just for summer. Yeah. Was

53:27

it a summer job? Yeah. Down in

53:30

down in

53:30

Panama City Lauren. It was one of those some

53:32

listers on that. It was one of those did

53:34

you you you guys might know us. It's

53:36

like one of those summer kid

53:38

Christian camp things where they're like, go get a crappy job so you can,

53:41

like, get involved in the community or something. Yep. That's what

53:43

it means. sweet little Katie was

53:46

just, like, you know,

53:48

harassed by local creepy

53:49

men for a summer. But I did helped

53:51

everyone. We did actually And I I did

53:54

say I did actually

53:55

save a car jacking Ana

53:57

and a cream fell in the parking

53:59

lot.

53:59

Whoa. But, like,

54:00

it's weird no one put me on the

54:02

news. Whoa. It's because

54:03

I didn't work at

54:06

It's all

54:06

marketing. It's all marketing. Yeah. Do you have any good

54:08

stories? You worked at a Chick fil McDonald's for

54:10

a summer. Truly some stuff went down.

54:12

Yeah. I mean, I don't. eat

54:15

anything from there anymore. Just see the ones versus

54:17

more of us. Not a consumer.

54:21

in my my manager

54:23

stole money from our

54:25

cash drawers.

54:26

Okay.

54:30

those up in the Chick fil A managers who will change their tires.

54:32

Then we had to pay

54:32

for it. It was very bizarre. I had people

54:35

I

54:35

had a couple people

54:37

jump over the counter to try and take a picture

54:39

with me because they were, like, thought it

54:41

was foreign because Well, they

54:43

didn't know why. This is

54:45

the true shock. What's she doing? There's two

54:47

ish girl running the here. People were so mean

54:50

to me.

54:50

I mean, it's, like, they they just,

54:53

like, immediately think

54:54

jumping over the counter for you.

54:57

It was,

54:57

like, I think

54:58

that they were Do you see McDonald's cashier? They

55:00

don't look like Katie, if

55:03

I blew their minds.

55:04

There were

55:05

so means to me that girl who's a who's a, you know,

55:08

a eightypie.

55:10

Would

55:12

you

55:12

like a large fry? Oh,

55:14

that was actually

55:16

I wouldn't offer the

55:17

large size. That was your

55:19

way of sticking it to the man. Wow.

55:22

You know what? Making a difference. Nobody

55:23

needs a large size. I'd be it with small

55:26

and medium. Brick

55:27

by brick. Katie's gonna change this culture around. Brick

55:29

by brick. Dude, there's studies that show

55:31

in Panama City that

55:34

summer. heart disease went down four percent. I believe it. I believe

55:36

it. That's

55:37

hilarious. Right. So yeah.

55:38

What This They would hop

55:41

over the counter, like, I

55:43

mean, imagine,

55:43

like, when I've gone on a mission trip and people are,

55:45

like, touching my hair. Yeah. That's wasn't like

55:48

that. That's like that's like that. They're not

55:50

grabbing my visor. You go to Ethiopia

55:52

and they're, like, people's hair

55:54

is feels like this. Like, they gave me

55:56

a nickname which translated to the

55:58

ghost. Yes. Is that what was happening to

55:59

you? The people in Daytona go to McDonald's and

56:02

they're like, this girl has all our

56:04

teeth. They're trying to feel it. There's no way, dude. There's no way.

56:06

I was not touched too.

56:12

Yeah. And I

56:12

think they were just really confused. I don't know.

56:15

And then, yeah, people were just, like, rude.

56:17

They just they just automatically think

56:19

that you're just, like, you know

56:21

dumb or something. It's it was horrible. And then -- Yeah. I bet. -- I remember as one

56:23

man specifically, he had Georgia Tech had on.

56:25

So, you know, after he was very rude

56:27

to me placing his

56:28

order,

56:30

I said, go jackets. He goes, why are you

56:32

a fan? It's like, I

56:33

attend there. I'm an engineering student.

56:34

Oh. And also I wear

56:37

jackets

56:37

in the past.

56:39

instantly was like so nice to me, and I

56:41

was just like, you're a

56:43

horrible person. Yeah. That is a bummer.

56:45

You gotta see that side of people.

56:47

Yeah. Very

56:48

eye opening. There's

56:49

a really It just made

56:50

it was a good learning experience because you knew to

56:52

stay as far away from those people as possible. No.

56:55

I don't think that's what they

56:57

were teaching us. because it's a really sweet old

56:59

couple that ate there for lunch every single Oh,

57:01

that's adorable. Old people

57:02

love going to eat every day in the

57:04

morning. Yeah. They would meet their

57:06

she would walk there, he would

57:08

come from tennis, they would get two side

57:10

salads, a grilled chicken breast, and

57:12

an

57:13

ice cream cone to split. every

57:14

day. Wow. It's almost not even a McDonald's meal. I thought

57:17

they kinda like circumnavigated the menu,

57:19

a grilled chicken breast. Yep.

57:22

Is

57:23

that still the skinny couple? I mean, they were yeah. They

57:25

were cute, like -- Wow.

57:26

-- in shape, old

57:27

couple. He's playing tennis. Yeah.

57:29

Justifies the ice

57:32

cream cone. Right.

57:32

Yeah. Split it. Cone kid. Split it. They them. How

57:35

they wait. How they split it? Was

57:37

it hard to watch? they

57:40

walked away while they're eating their ice cream. I don't know. vertical

57:43

or at the same time. Get

57:47

in

57:47

there. Be a Joth lady in the tramp to the

57:49

ice cream cone. That's too bad. That

57:52

is cute, though. I'd like this cute. like to do that

57:54

someday. It was cute. With an old woman. Oh,

57:56

something in me just tingles

57:59

when I hear that

57:59

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No. Speaking of

1:01:00

speaking of fat the

1:01:04

faces, Derek, yeah.

1:01:04

Full of a photo

1:01:05

of Efron. He's I've been seeing

1:01:07

it around. He

1:01:10

looks looks like like

1:01:12

what sadly happens to a lot of the Hollywood reality. He looks like he's, like,

1:01:14

fell on a whole basket full of

1:01:17

needles. And

1:01:18

he's just such a hot

1:01:20

guy. So I don't know why he got worse than

1:01:22

the story. He said he broke

1:01:24

his jaw and so some of this

1:01:26

is like some swelling from that, which

1:01:29

you know, you know, like, was you ever come across

1:01:31

a girl who has a deviated

1:01:34

septum? Yeah. They had to go in and just take the bridge out

1:01:36

of my house. So I could

1:01:38

breathe better. And then they put in lip fillers

1:01:40

while they were in I don't know. It's just the septum stuff. Yeah. Look.

1:01:42

I said, I trouble I have trouble

1:01:46

lips need to be bigger. Look, look at

1:01:48

this. Oh, isn't

1:01:49

that wild? He

1:01:52

looks like he looks

1:01:53

like a deep fake of himself. Yeah. Or like Zach Efron's twin brother or

1:01:55

like he got stung by a bee. Yeah.

1:01:57

He looks

1:01:59

like that

1:02:01

scene from the hitch -- Yeah. -- where he's allergic to

1:02:03

something. Isn't that wild? It's pretty

1:02:05

unfortunate. They're like, it's my jaw, but look,

1:02:07

his lips look all

1:02:10

weird. The chin looks very wide. The Why shouldn't it dolls

1:02:12

like like he filled those out or

1:02:14

something? He's only thirty four. Nice

1:02:15

eyes. Why did he

1:02:16

do all that? I always

1:02:19

came across as a pretty normal guy. didn't really love my

1:02:21

introduction to Zach Efron was high school musical.

1:02:23

And as a basketball boy,

1:02:26

my self. I didn't love

1:02:28

his ball control. He couldn't dribble

1:02:30

it great. It is amazing. Yo.

1:02:34

Who's does that mean, why did they give Derek? Who's

1:02:36

a toy soldier? Did there's a girl watching a

1:02:38

toy soldier? No. Yes. III know

1:02:40

who that is. Does that guy ever looks like toy

1:02:44

soldier? I yeah. It

1:02:45

is frustrating when they

1:02:46

have basketball movies and the guy can barely dribble. He's the

1:02:48

star of the game. Yeah. because we're a little teenage basketball

1:02:50

boys. Like I could beat that

1:02:54

guy. Yeah. but you know what we couldn't do. Kiss

1:02:56

Vanessa. Have that Yeah.

1:02:58

Yeah. Have that sweet young

1:03:02

boy's face. Yeah. Mine

1:03:02

didn't look like that. So that's been

1:03:04

making the rounds. People are I've heard some

1:03:06

people come to his defense.

1:03:07

He had a jaw. He

1:03:09

broke his jaw. but I don't know.

1:03:11

It's seems a outlier in the Hollywood space where, like, maybe

1:03:14

once they hit maybe fifty or something, they start

1:03:16

looking like they're in a perennial

1:03:18

wind tunnel

1:03:20

but he's he's early to the game. And he didn't need it yet. It's

1:03:22

also like, okay. If he did break

1:03:24

his jaw, he would

1:03:26

go to

1:03:27

the best plastic surgeon

1:03:30

or whatever No. You're right. To get it back to normal. To get it perfectly

1:03:32

back to normal. That's good. He's

1:03:34

good. I mean, he did not. That got

1:03:36

botched. botched. I

1:03:37

love the word. botched. So you don't think he's

1:03:40

just doing botched surgery? You believe the job

1:03:42

brought up I'm just saying

1:03:43

if that was true, that would I

1:03:45

don't feel like the result would be.

1:03:47

that. Yeah. If he was botched, then that doctor has

1:03:49

his blow on his hands. Yep. What was the

1:03:51

vegan thing about that? Yeah. I knew a

1:03:54

kid who, like, heard his face when we

1:03:56

were younger. and he did not

1:03:58

look the same afterwards. What

1:03:59

what happened? Couldn't

1:04:00

afford the couldn't afford the

1:04:04

top end. Right. You know, never. Oh, you're being serious. Yeah.

1:04:06

I thought you're setting up some weird

1:04:08

joke. And

1:04:10

then what? That's like

1:04:12

an NHL. Oh, how do you how do you mess it up? He

1:04:14

couldn't afford soccer ball.

1:04:16

Okay. No.

1:04:17

Wait.

1:04:18

He was playing soccer. Yeah.

1:04:20

Like, I turned out to be Cristiano Ronaldo who kicked it. I mean, how

1:04:22

hard did he get it with a cop? No. Not

1:04:24

soccer ball. I think No.

1:04:28

of one hundred and fifty. Get those confused. Wait

1:04:30

a comment struck him. He's a

1:04:32

freak accident. No. I think he went up

1:04:35

to head the soccer ball and then he got headed by someone

1:04:37

else's -- Oh. -- head. You wanna say

1:04:39

it more?

1:04:40

You're describing this really

1:04:42

well. Head on head action.

1:04:45

Anyway, that's frightening. So

1:04:47

let us know what you think

1:04:49

in the comments. Right. We need to get to the bottom of this. We need to get

1:04:51

to the bottom of it. If you know him

1:04:53

maybe, Let us know. Okay. Also, I

1:04:55

always just throw this out there. Zach, if

1:04:57

you're listening, just let us know the

1:04:59

comments. Don't text me. He's kinda

1:05:01

been blown up my phone lately. Yeah. Yeah. Retirement are the bad dribbling. Did you ever see

1:05:03

this one from me? Yes. Oh, what's

1:05:06

this?

1:05:07

Star quarterback?

1:05:10

Star quarterback. screen. What movie

1:05:12

is this? I don't have

1:05:14

to wait that time. Oh, dude.

1:05:17

we're watching this guy. I mean, this guy's never thrown a football.

1:05:20

Even I know that's wrong. Yeah. That

1:05:22

is

1:05:24

bizarre. How do

1:05:26

you

1:05:26

even He keeps

1:05:27

not to follow through. He keeps, like, a

1:05:29

right angle in his arm. That

1:05:31

guy. There's a lot of

1:05:33

That's a way to do. Yeah. They they

1:05:35

can find dogs to make basketball shots.

1:05:37

They can't find humans to look like

1:05:39

they know how to dribble. That's

1:05:41

why coach

1:05:42

Carter was a great movie. Absolutely. Those guys could

1:05:44

play basketball. Yeah. It's and when

1:05:46

I say those guys, I mean, chaining

1:05:49

Tatum too. Mhmm. Like,

1:05:52

did you see hustle on Netflix? No. It was real nice.

1:05:54

It was cute, but their whole thing was like, these

1:05:57

are all professional basketballers. Yeah.

1:06:00

Yeah. So but the other thing was bad. Right. It's like I feel

1:06:02

like it was still a good movie worth watching,

1:06:04

but they're like the star the main

1:06:06

actor

1:06:06

the main actor

1:06:09

was he's oh, he's like a French

1:06:12

NBA player. I think he's in the NBA right now. So I

1:06:14

guess out of Sandler, they just put out, like, two

1:06:16

actual NBA players. who wants to try for this

1:06:18

role. Cool. He, like, was the best, but it

1:06:20

was still kinda, like, well, maybe

1:06:22

just find an actor who, like, played in

1:06:24

high school. That's definitely work. That will work. Yeah.

1:06:26

Totally. But they would also need to be, like,

1:06:28

six

1:06:28

ten. Are you either out

1:06:29

there? Get a It was still heated

1:06:32

well enough,

1:06:34

but Koch Card is a great example. Oh, Koch Card.

1:06:36

You know what video we should have brought up and

1:06:37

we should maybe do next week is the

1:06:39

squirrel playing basketball. That

1:06:43

is a good video. I'm familiar with that one. There's a viral

1:06:44

video of a squirrel showing up to

1:06:47

the sarcasm ring a black top. and

1:06:50

all these black dudes. And the squirrel is literally, like, repeatedly jumping

1:06:52

on the ball. Right. Like, it's like When

1:06:54

they start defending, like, in front of the guy's dribble

1:06:57

Yeah. The dude's dribbling against squirrel

1:06:59

on the squirrels like playing with him. And the guy

1:07:01

videoing is repeatedly going, That's air

1:07:04

squirrel. Yeah. That's air

1:07:06

squirrel. It's a

1:07:08

great video. That's cool. Let's

1:07:10

oh,

1:07:10

before we do some segments,

1:07:12

we we went

1:07:14

to a The Chiefs

1:07:17

game, which was fun, alluded to a Chiefs event, City Chiefs

1:07:20

party.

1:07:20

Thanks again, Chiefs having

1:07:22

us out. It was great. It was

1:07:26

awesome. I was assaulted by the mascot. What

1:07:28

happened? He again,

1:07:30

I love

1:07:31

mascots in sports.

1:07:34

Like, If you have a if you

1:07:36

have a nickname as your sports team

1:07:38

that's like not really a thing

1:07:40

or something that is on

1:07:43

the line of getting canceled soon. You can't have

1:07:45

a guy run around in a head dress anymore. Yeah. So

1:07:47

are the cancel use has a wolf

1:07:49

running around? Do you know the reasoning behind that at all?

1:07:51

Or No. So it's

1:07:52

just a wolf. It looks like a wolf though. I didn't know it was a

1:07:55

it's it looks like a It looks like turkey

1:07:57

cheese. It looks like one of the turkey cheese band members,

1:07:59

like, found a

1:07:59

new gig.

1:08:02

Yeah. because they ended those, but he

1:08:03

gave me a big hug, and I could hear him

1:08:06

hear human him through the thing going

1:08:09

which is not

1:08:12

necessary as a master. I like, you can

1:08:14

the mascot is you should

1:08:15

also never hear them. Right? And

1:08:17

so I don't know if he was messing with me or that's just this thing,

1:08:19

but great guy, they And also the cocktail waitress

1:08:21

is bringing around hors d'oeuvres.

1:08:24

I I

1:08:26

there are never about once a year I do this and

1:08:27

it's humiliating. And this is the worst time

1:08:30

it's ever happened. I gleeked all over her.

1:08:32

That's so wonderful.

1:08:35

And she's solid. I mean, I doused her

1:08:37

in Greek. Yeah. And she was holding her. You could, like, see how much because she's

1:08:40

holding the little

1:08:42

cocktail napkins to take

1:08:44

one. and I I doused it

1:08:46

in bleak. And I go, oh, I'll take that one. It

1:08:48

was horrible dude. And she

1:08:51

didn't come back around. I

1:08:54

remember specifically in seventh

1:08:56

grade, me,

1:08:57

Chandler, Ethan,

1:08:58

and Brian, Gleaking Contest.

1:09:01

Could you leak? I've well, I learned over

1:09:03

time I couldn't. At first, I was getting bullied and I figured it out. No.

1:09:05

I can leak with the best of them. Oh, just oh, Katie. Wow. Pretty

1:09:08

shaky? No. Can

1:09:11

you leak? I can I I had a

1:09:12

friend that could always, like, shoot it across the room, like,

1:09:14

a so cool get me on this camera.

1:09:19

Got you. Oh my god. That's good coverage.

1:09:20

That's good coverage right there. Yeah.

1:09:22

That got the trays laptop. So So

1:09:28

a Pretty talented. Pretty talented. Derek,

1:09:30

get my camera, please. Do not dispose. Do

1:09:33

not

1:09:33

dispose. Do not

1:09:35

dispose. Do not know

1:09:38

it. It was a glean.

1:09:40

It was a glean. You know, I'm

1:09:42

a nerd. I just learned how to glean.

1:09:46

that was so much grosser than mine.

1:09:48

The build up. I mean, I was just

1:09:50

ready to go. I love how the whole

1:09:52

room knew exactly what I was gonna

1:09:54

do. Don't just man. Don't just spit. Yeah.

1:09:57

I mean

1:09:59

oh, it's grossing me out. It's

1:10:02

my own spit. I'm joking. I'm all

1:10:04

spit. That was too

1:10:06

bad. Nothing made you cooler than being in like twelve year old. If you could geek when

1:10:08

you're like ten, I mean, you're

1:10:09

the coolest guy in town. That's why I had

1:10:11

to learn it. I

1:10:15

knew some day when I'm thirty one. Yeah. I would need to

1:10:17

prove it on camera. As I did.

1:10:19

I did. Like, get the

1:10:21

ladies, you know, when you

1:10:23

were younger, like, latch this. Let's just say where to go when

1:10:25

that guy said Philippine.

1:10:27

So

1:10:28

Mhmm. No. No. Mhmm. But

1:10:30

I didn't used to know Casey

1:10:32

Wolf. fun fact.

1:10:34

He used to go to my grandparents church. I know

1:10:36

his daughter, not the current case he was, not the smooching wolf, but the

1:10:38

old one, he fell from their afters one time, barely survived.

1:10:43

wrote a book about it. Oh my gosh. He wrote a

1:10:45

book about it? Yeah. Who wants

1:10:47

to read that? Humans.

1:10:50

No other wolves. You're like, here's

1:10:52

how I almost drowned in my five foot

1:10:54

pool, a story. And like, story

1:10:58

stand up, Don't fall off the rafters.

1:11:00

How high up are the rafters?

1:11:02

I don't know. Casey Wolf, but Why

1:11:05

was

1:11:05

he on the rafter? think he

1:11:06

was at that, like, the guy who just can't stick, chased

1:11:09

him off it. Oh. The book

1:11:11

is called wolves can't

1:11:13

fly. Is this

1:11:14

like a children's book? He wrote two hundred pages about this. Okay. I

1:11:17

don't know.

1:11:20

I thought when I came

1:11:22

at you with five fun facts just immediately, that was gonna be enough. I didn't know I was gonna have follow-up.

1:11:24

Let's look at

1:11:27

the Amazon reviews. Yes.

1:11:29

This guy's a great

1:11:31

guy. One star. This guy's an idiot. Glad alive.

1:11:34

hello

1:11:35

okay Okay. I remember

1:11:37

this actually because I think he

1:11:39

was I remember the Wolf Mask. I was in a wheelchair for a couple games. Just wheeling around the the

1:11:42

wheel and around the field

1:11:44

field. So,

1:11:45

wolves can't tag this is a

1:11:47

review. Now, they can't technically fly, but his spirit and

1:11:49

love for god soars higher

1:11:51

than

1:11:51

any birds. Box

1:11:55

Stars.

1:11:55

Back Stars. That person needs to write a

1:11:57

book. That was beautiful. That was Give us

1:11:59

more

1:11:59

of these reviews. How

1:12:02

many reviews are there? looks like

1:12:03

we have a total of I mean,

1:12:05

like under

1:12:06

twenty, I think. Mhmm.

1:12:08

Yeah.

1:12:09

yeah a

1:12:11

wonderful book, five stars. I started to read

1:12:13

this book, read the Ford, wrote it said

1:12:15

about Dan, about dan I

1:12:17

ordered

1:12:18

three books. One for me, two to give

1:12:19

away. It looks so good. I gave a book

1:12:21

to one of my

1:12:22

sons. Boy, the other son doesn't get it.

1:12:25

That's funny. Yeah. Why? One of my sons -- He's a

1:12:28

little. -- I'm worried about him flying off of places. So I

1:12:30

read to give us him as kind of a cautionary

1:12:32

tale.

1:12:35

other son a he can't

1:12:36

read. My other son is a furry, so he's

1:12:38

I already got to figure it out. This

1:12:42

is a great book Yes. Or started reading it one evening, could have

1:12:44

put it down, fished it at two thirty in

1:12:46

the morning. I have three people waiting to

1:12:49

borrow it. This guy started his own live Like, it's on

1:12:51

hold right now. I got three people in line. Wow. For this book

1:12:53

that caused, like, nine dollars. He's like,

1:12:56

no. No. No. No. No. One

1:12:58

star. Read it. Now I'm a

1:13:00

furry. Please help. Casey Will

1:13:02

fell from a zipline that Arrowhead broke seven ribs. He fell from a zipline. Yeah. Oh, so

1:13:07

he was doing It was something that got the

1:13:09

chief thing. Yeah. I fell down. Can you imagine being there to be mortified? I think how much cushion is in

1:13:12

that suit? Okay.

1:13:15

I might have to read that book. Oh, I wanna do

1:13:16

this segment before KDS to King might have to leave

1:13:18

here. What do you got? You got a dentist appointment

1:13:22

or something?

1:13:22

I sure do.

1:13:23

Oh. I gotta go get some

1:13:25

more retainers. Just make sure those McDonald's customers

1:13:27

keep blowing their minds.

1:13:29

Yep. I

1:13:30

still work there. We're gonna pull do

1:13:32

a segment that I'm enjoying

1:13:34

called what's on Katie's phone.

1:13:37

Toss it over. You gotta

1:13:40

throw it. You got this. Oh,

1:13:42

with overhand. That's a little cool.

1:13:45

This is a fun segment where I pull up Katie's white girl Instagram and see what's on the feed

1:13:47

because it always blows my mind. If you need me to explain anything

1:13:50

to you, let me know.

1:13:52

Yes. Okay.

1:13:54

What's on Katie's phone? This will be exciting. First thing that pops up.

1:14:01

Oh, this is funny.

1:14:03

Okay. Blogger. Blogger. Blogger.

1:14:06

Just a little reminder. Love

1:14:08

you. love you and

1:14:10

it's a woman trimming her bushes

1:14:13

and she's bringing them

1:14:16

inside and she's trimming

1:14:18

them more thoroughly and putting

1:14:20

them It's just a branch from a tree.

1:14:22

Is that a cool thing to put in plants? I don't know when you're looking at.

1:14:24

So if you can see if

1:14:26

you can get me here closer.

1:14:29

This is the wife. Bring her back closer to your head. Oh, smart.

1:14:31

This is

1:14:32

the wife

1:14:35

of the branch the

1:14:37

branch perpetrator. Look

1:14:38

at this.

1:14:39

She's just taking

1:14:41

Should we just put, like, random twigs

1:14:43

in her house? Is that a

1:14:45

vibe? That's easy. I am. Okay. One of my friends

1:14:48

is self employed. his name branch.

1:14:50

Could put him in your house. Mhmm.

1:14:52

He's not

1:14:52

a good

1:14:53

person. We've got a nice

1:14:56

update from a entertainment news source popping up

1:14:58

on your feet. Oh. With Princess Louie noticeably absent from Queen Elizabeth

1:15:02

the second's funeral, Kate Middleton explained how her youngest has been struggling

1:15:04

with the news. Prince Louie

1:15:06

is a

1:15:07

kid. Yeah. How

1:15:09

old? I don't

1:15:12

know. Kids. kid

1:15:12

range. I think he's the

1:15:14

youngest. So, like, probably pretty little.

1:15:15

I don't know honestly. It's too

1:15:17

bad, but I'd say

1:15:20

it's definitely definitely

1:15:22

worthy of an Instagram post. Sand hand sanitizing lotion made with plant based hyaluronic acid.

1:15:28

Mhmm.

1:15:28

that the good? Would you like do

1:15:30

I need to buy that? I would love for you to buy that. What is that? Do you know? acid. Yeah.

1:15:36

It's

1:15:36

hydrating for your skin. Your skin

1:15:38

already naturally has some of it in it, but, you know, our skin is boring.

1:15:40

Mhmm.

1:15:43

Yep. Katie, she does a hyalonic

1:15:45

ice acid. Yeah. We need

1:15:47

this? Yes. We do. Okay. Katie,

1:15:49

what do you want to do?

1:15:52

No. Translation. no. I don't need

1:15:54

a translation for this. I just have a few

1:15:56

questions while we're kinda on the topic. Katie, this morning

1:15:58

was in the shower, and it had been

1:15:59

a while. And

1:16:01

so I was like, I felt like I

1:16:03

need a deeper clean than normal. Mhmm. And

1:16:05

so I just put my body wash all

1:16:07

over my face. Is that fine? because I was looking on

1:16:09

there. It's like it doesn't say face

1:16:10

wash anywhere. And I was sure about the the hyaluronic acid.

1:16:15

Yeah. I

1:16:15

I would probably guess your body wash doesn't

1:16:17

have hyaluronic acid in it. Okay.

1:16:20

Just guessing, but

1:16:22

buy a face wash. So

1:16:25

what

1:16:25

what is because as a guy, soap is soap.

1:16:27

Mhmm. Yeah. But you're saying the face

1:16:29

soap is different than

1:16:31

the body soap. I

1:16:33

mean

1:16:34

Where's the skin? different? Like, if they We clean my arbskin. We talk all the time behind your back about how your acid

1:16:36

is so low. It's so low. I

1:16:38

was so conscious about that. I knew it.

1:16:43

I knew when I leave the room you guys talk about it. Here's

1:16:45

a montage of a

1:16:47

blogger celebrating two

1:16:50

years of breastfeeding. and I saw a little more than I probably needed.

1:16:52

I don't know who we were looking at

1:16:54

right now. You follow her, what'd you see?

1:16:58

Can I see?

1:17:01

Queen Elizabeth I mean, yeah, love

1:17:03

of royal Queen Elizabeth the second's Portuguese, a wait

1:17:05

for coffin. Is it another e news post? No. Good

1:17:08

morning, America. I

1:17:11

don't follow them. So the core users, do you think they're sad, or

1:17:13

do you think they're just kinda, like,

1:17:15

hungry? I don't do

1:17:16

do dogs have long

1:17:18

term memory? I just don't know. Oh,

1:17:20

yeah. I've never been one. Oh, they do. I

1:17:22

know wolves can't

1:17:22

fly, but I think dogs can remember. That's the

1:17:26

sequel to his book. Rajana's Dan. He's the closest we

1:17:27

got. Yeah. The

1:17:29

wolves memory. Better

1:17:31

than you think. of

1:17:35

the

1:17:35

lone wolf, a sad

1:17:37

tale of one man's

1:17:39

child's job gone

1:17:42

wrong. Okay. One

1:17:43

more because these

1:17:45

are very entertaining. This

1:17:47

is like a

1:17:49

surfer girl. you follow a surfer group?

1:17:51

Oh, Bethany Hamilton follows a t shirt. Oh,

1:17:53

cool. Yeah.

1:17:54

Is that the one arm surfer?

1:17:57

It's well, one of them. There's

1:17:59

no other

1:18:00

There might be more of them. She's she's the

1:18:02

one. No. No. We all know. She

1:18:05

is one of how the British

1:18:07

would say, She is one officer. One officer. is sole officer.

1:18:09

Okay. I do follow

1:18:11

surfing

1:18:11

accounts. That is

1:18:14

For you?

1:18:16

Yes. I

1:18:16

didn't notice about you. Okay? I would

1:18:18

like

1:18:18

to be a surfer. And This

1:18:21

should

1:18:22

be like me. Okay. My ultimate goal is to become

1:18:24

an

1:18:24

island girl and become a surfer.

1:18:26

And also a lot of

1:18:29

them are just surfing like

1:18:30

accident videos. Oh, my god.

1:18:33

We're not today. Yeah. That's a good

1:18:35

way to learn. Here's another post of

1:18:37

someone explaining how oat milk is

1:18:39

bad for you. and it has

1:18:41

the same impact on your body as Coca Cola. Do we buy

1:18:44

it? That seems very dramatic.

1:18:46

I don't know. It could

1:18:48

have

1:18:49

i don't know he could have Some

1:18:50

of those oat those milks have a ton of sugar

1:18:52

in them. Added sugar. Can

1:18:54

I suggest that we stop calling

1:18:57

it oat milk? because it is a juice. It

1:18:59

comes from an almond, I believe. It's

1:19:01

Milk. Milk.

1:19:02

Milk. I'm sorry.

1:19:03

Sorry. I don't

1:19:04

know if you have almond. I

1:19:06

think Oh, no. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I thought we

1:19:08

were with you, JJ. Sorry. Hold on. Hold

1:19:10

on. Eric was, like, dived tracking. Yeah.

1:19:12

I thought we're Same way. I thought

1:19:14

we were ralman. I thought about to break it

1:19:16

to you that Pastachio

1:19:17

milk is pastachio. I think Derek's just out figured that

1:19:20

out.

1:19:20

No. I

1:19:23

see. What you're saying? It should be called almond

1:19:25

juice. It should be called almond

1:19:27

juice. I see. I

1:19:30

see. I'll

1:19:31

get the face wash. That's fine with me. That's

1:19:32

fine with me. You get the

1:19:34

almond juice. And then the final one, someone

1:19:36

venting about how Trader

1:19:38

Joe's discontinued her favorite product.

1:19:40

Is it the Trader Joe's girl? She's

1:19:42

like a famous

1:19:42

It's just yeah. I think so. Yeah. She just

1:19:45

her account is

1:19:47

strictly Trader Joe's. and

1:19:49

she, like, goes there and buys

1:19:51

their fun products, and it's pretty interesting. Do you work for her? Mhmm.

1:19:52

It seems

1:19:54

like it. Yeah. you

1:19:56

should follow her at

1:19:58

nomscare. That's an interesting thing. Like, sometimes brands will pay you to

1:19:59

promote it. But

1:20:03

if you keep like almost like inserting yourself as an

1:20:05

employee without being paid? Can they just ask you to stop? Like, hey, that's enough publicity. Like, we're

1:20:08

not hiring you to

1:20:10

do this. I thought about I had

1:20:12

that I had that weird in my back of my

1:20:14

head when we'd, like, made fun of Walmart and Target. We're run around Walmart. Or there's one time a

1:20:17

store that

1:20:17

literally stopped us

1:20:19

and were, like, hey,

1:20:20

can't be filmed in here. We gotta we gotta approve this by corporate.

1:20:22

We go, oh, okay. And when he turns back, we just filmed a couple shots

1:20:24

on the left. Yeah. And I in

1:20:26

the back of my head, I was like,

1:20:28

And it was for a it was a video that we

1:20:30

posted that got good views. And I was like, am I gonna get a random email one day

1:20:33

and be like,

1:20:35

hey. Here's the buddy. We're coming after you or, like, you gotta delete that now or,

1:20:37

like, you owe us some of the money. That's

1:20:39

never happened to me. But Yeah. because

1:20:42

you're kinda, like, making money off of a

1:20:44

trademark. I guess. But I

1:20:46

think all that fair use tire, you're allowed to. You're right. And there's a big entire class. City little

1:20:48

social media business

1:20:51

lesson real quick. the

1:20:53

whole fair use debacle were like, there there was this ongoing back

1:20:55

and forth, I don't know, a

1:20:59

few years ago, where, you

1:21:01

know, it's like, like, right now, we just posted we just showed some

1:21:03

clip and reacted to it, and we're monetizing it.

1:21:07

And is there there used to

1:21:09

be a thinking, like, well, that person can just come out, like, Zach Efron could just sue

1:21:11

us. You can't talk

1:21:11

about Yeah. But I

1:21:15

think they finally basically

1:21:17

passed the legislation that's, like, there's so much Internet, so many things. Like, if

1:21:19

you put it out into the world, you're kind of

1:21:22

agreeing -- Yeah. -- to

1:21:26

to, you

1:21:26

know, like, if you're gonna you can get made fun

1:21:28

of, basically. Seriously, amendment. And Oh,

1:21:30

yeah. Sure. And we always forget

1:21:33

about that. Mhmm. Seriously, we still have jobs. Yes.

1:21:35

Yes.

1:21:35

Free. We still have jobs. Thank you, sir.

1:21:37

Other way.

1:21:38

Other way. Other way. We still have

1:21:40

jobs. You

1:21:42

got

1:21:42

this. You no. Alright. You're

1:21:45

fired. See, I'm not

1:21:46

the only one. I'm not too.

1:21:49

It's kind of

1:21:51

like a a jack in

1:21:54

the

1:21:54

box. Twist twist twist.

1:21:56

You need to

1:21:59

go, Katie? I do. Alright. Go.

1:22:00

We'll wrap up episode without you. Traumatized.

1:22:02

Here's your phone back. Oh. Good luck at the dentist. Oh.

1:22:04

Sorry. You weren't

1:22:06

ready for it. That was

1:22:08

that through. Yeah. Let's do let's get out of

1:22:10

here

1:22:10

soon. Let's go a little bit of this.

1:22:16

Triggered

1:22:17

record when your

1:22:18

cohost has a dentist appointment, and

1:22:21

I'm kidding. What

1:22:22

are you triggered

1:22:24

by this

1:22:26

week, Jake? The the only thing that

1:22:27

really comes to mind, this isn't a

1:22:29

great one, but, yeah, just going on

1:22:31

the fly here, is I

1:22:34

played in a golf tournament yesterday

1:22:36

with Rachel. That one says, alright, double

1:22:38

trigger real quick. Someone deyounged me. There it

1:22:40

is. And they were or

1:22:43

maybe the YouTube comment, they're okay,

1:22:46

I gotta know. Is the whole Rachel thing a

1:22:48

bit? Like, I can't figure out, like, is that

1:22:50

just a good joke you and Trey do? You

1:22:52

can there's no way that

1:22:54

Ginger Goblin could find a lot. I couldn't

1:22:56

believe that. I mean, whatever. So Yeah. If anyone

1:22:58

asks if we love people or animals more, well, my

1:23:01

cohost is literally a creature.

1:23:03

So you tell me. riddle

1:23:06

me that. You should see his

1:23:07

dexterity with those, you know, what is his confetti

1:23:09

poppers wrapped around it like a

1:23:11

twig. So

1:23:12

I went

1:23:15

up to Iowa where I imagine where Rachel's from,

1:23:18

and we played, like, a four man

1:23:20

scramble golf tournament with, like, her and

1:23:22

her grandma and her brother. It's really excellent.

1:23:24

Yeah. her parents

1:23:26

were there too and had a blast. But, like, these, like, some of these tournaments, they'll have, like,

1:23:28

different competitions per whole. So

1:23:30

it's like, hey, guys, whole eleven.

1:23:35

is the longest drive. Okay. Whole fourteen

1:23:37

is close to the pin

1:23:39

on this part three challenge.

1:23:41

And there's one that I

1:23:43

never seen before and what is triggering is I

1:23:45

can't figure out a way to say it without sounding

1:23:48

weird. So we

1:23:48

go go to the green and

1:23:50

in front of Rachel's entire family, I

1:23:54

go,

1:23:54

hey everyone, is longest hole because there

1:23:59

was

1:23:59

a competition of like hey,

1:24:02

all throughout the day whoever can make the longest pot from the green market and then you'll win a prize. And

1:24:05

so I

1:24:08

just couldn't Hey, guys. For rumor, longest

1:24:10

puddle. Mhmm. Who is it gonna be? You're gonna get it? Rachel's grandma. Okay. Unless,

1:24:12

you don't wanna get the first

1:24:14

shot too close to the puddle.

1:24:17

Exactly. Right. You gotta keep the pothole in mind. Mhmm. This is different than what

1:24:19

we've done previously. Right. This is I mean,

1:24:21

I'm getting we down here a while.

1:24:23

I'm

1:24:23

getting sweaty. I

1:24:26

want to get that longest putt hole. Mhmm. So

1:24:28

did did you get it?

1:24:30

Honestly, Rachel's dad did make

1:24:32

like a twenty five

1:24:34

foot putt. And unfortunately though, guy

1:24:36

named Zach had a longer

1:24:39

pothole. I've

1:24:39

always heard the potholes elusive. In Iowa

1:24:42

farmers

1:24:43

are different. Good. Nice.

1:24:46

Thanks then. Yeah. Anymore we get out of

1:24:49

it, acidic Jews

1:24:52

putting

1:24:53

gary curl Jerry Curls. Jerry

1:24:55

Girls. Is that

1:24:57

the official name of

1:24:59

the Hasidic Jew hairstyle? Isn't

1:25:01

that what those

1:25:02

things are called? They're like draping

1:25:04

down? No.

1:25:04

Jerry curls are like

1:25:06

what black men in the eighties wore. Well,

1:25:10

the culture

1:25:11

pretty cultured. What is the name of the of, like,

1:25:14

the

1:25:14

Orthodox Jew Jewish hairstyle where it, like, comes down?

1:25:17

What are those curls called? There he'll tell us here in a

1:25:19

second. I I think

1:25:23

they're called streamers.

1:25:24

dreamers the

1:25:26

side curls okay. Called PyOS. Right.

1:25:28

We can cut this. No. Leave it

1:25:31

in. I'm being insensitive. Be it in

1:25:33

on oh, is it? No. I don't

1:25:35

know. I

1:25:35

don't think Or has

1:25:36

it you thinking they're called

1:25:38

Jerry Curls isn't insensitive. It's just hilarious.

1:25:44

Okay. Okay. Did you say so?

1:25:46

Jerry Jerry curls, they're coming back, I

1:25:48

think. Jerry

1:25:50

Curl. Yes. It's

1:25:52

a permanent wave hairstyle that was popular among

1:25:54

American African Americans during the eighties. Again,

1:25:56

dude, you can't cancel me. because I'm

1:25:58

I knew it. What I say?

1:25:59

Black guys in the eighties. I'm not making this

1:26:02

out. I just I was trying to MJ

1:26:04

had him for a sec. Go on with the joke.

1:26:06

different cars. Jackson, not Michael Jordan, or

1:26:09

Michael Gordon. That would

1:26:11

be insensitive. Thank

1:26:13

you for sharing, Jake. your so what

1:26:15

gets you triggered as long potholes? Yeah. I don't know how to

1:26:17

phrase that. You know what? I don't have

1:26:20

random thought

1:26:20

last week, and you've heard it

1:26:23

throughout this podcast. I'm sure. But isn't

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