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2:39

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2:47

Oh, mom, dad, can we get this house?

2:49

It has three stories.

2:52

Driver's the last too. No.

2:55

No. The most we're gonna do is a split level.

2:57

If anything, I want a single story at home.

2:59

You know, she's cheaper on the heating and the air thinking

3:01

like a ranch maybe even a Mediterranean

3:03

style. Any of the dressings really?

3:06

French. Oh, I want this house.

3:08

It's got a bean bag. I think we get this

3:10

house. I mean, the lodge room. right next to

3:12

the master,

3:13

primary?

3:14

Still. Oh, can we put oh, what a tree

3:16

house in that tree with the fireman's

3:19

pole? Maybe a scrap door.

3:21

I tell you what I want, hardwood floors, and a

3:23

firemans pool, and our bedroom. I'm

3:26

kidding, honey. I'm kidding. Alright.

3:29

With this. The secret room is so

3:31

cool. Oh, I want this house.

3:34

Oh,

3:34

I'm I

3:37

mean, you saw it. It's a closet, but we're

3:39

gonna paint it neon green and just let the

3:41

kid go wild in there. You don't know the past

3:43

one. There

3:45

go. Get back. You don't know the pass

3:47

one. You gotta get that speech pathologist booked

3:50

soon. That's right. That Jake, you just you

3:52

just got a house. Yes. Congratulations. No

3:54

trapdoor yet, though. Okay. Well

3:56

-- Yeah. -- speaking of trapdoors, maybe

3:59

he's pregnant

3:59

by Wait.

4:02

What? I promise I that makes

4:04

sense. That was Jake's idea. No. I'm sorry to say

4:06

it. He told me to say it. That makes it seem like I said

4:08

that I didn't know that's how it was gonna be announced.

4:11

So That's right. Yeah.

4:12

Great announcement. Whoo. Yeah.

4:15

I actually got these things for you. You guys

4:17

can hold them up all the whole podcast.

4:19

Oh, thank you. camera? Okay. You

4:21

know? It's a weird little who sleeps up with a

4:23

pair of feet.

4:23

You get the feet tray here, Jake. If

4:25

and pass

4:26

that over to Trey.

4:27

I'm thrilled. Okay. Hold

4:28

the feet.

4:30

Yep. There we go.

4:31

Okay. How's that for dinner revealed? How's that for

4:33

dinner revealed?

4:35

are actually props from one

4:37

of your fake gender reveals that I found

4:39

here.

4:39

Yes. I did not purchase

4:41

those. Just just plain work. Just claimer.

4:43

Yeah. Oh, perfect. That's a good idea. Do

4:46

they still do, like, fingerprints

4:48

and and and Footprints

4:50

when they're born, and we move past

4:52

that technology. They

4:54

just put in a chip. Do the footprint. With

4:57

a vaccine.

4:58

Yep. They actually just chip the babies these

5:00

days.

5:00

Yeah. Right. Like a dog collar.

5:03

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5:06

episode. Correct the baby's back.

5:08

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5:26

you all to everyone who came out to the great Huntsville,

5:29

Alabama. This past weekend

5:31

had a great time. Yes. shows.

5:33

four stand out comedy shows, one

5:35

Burlesk show -- Mhmm.

5:37

the -- which

5:38

people laughed the most at

5:40

that one -- Mhmm. -- which was a bummer. but

5:42

it was fun to be in Alabama. Their standards

5:44

are lower for the human body. It was

5:46

fun. We were supposed to do five shows, but the

5:49

club was like, we forgot. Friday

5:51

night, we booked Chris Dottry before

5:53

you, which was an awesome announcement.

5:55

Yeah. And he's like, we still never

5:58

had the full explanation why he was playing this comedy

6:00

club I mean, he does he's he's his

6:02

big time. It's Chris Daughtry. At one point, he

6:04

was big time. I caught a little bit of him

6:06

before he opened for

6:10

Oh. Oh,

6:15

so it was nice to say, Chris Dontry opened

6:18

for you? He really did.

6:20

Yeah. And I I should've

6:22

went up there. Like, give it up one more time for Chris.

6:24

were like, he he was here an hour and a half ago.

6:26

Did you hear me go up there and be like,

6:29

I was just kind of in between beds. I was like,

6:31

by the way, it's great Chris Dodge who was here earlier. Is

6:33

that Chris? Did y'all know that? just crickets.

6:36

And I was like, haven't seen the crystal tree

6:39

fan base? They are pretty different, mine

6:41

and his. So That made sense. Who

6:44

does he bring in? because he was kind of, like,

6:46

two thousand eight Grunge rock. No.

6:48

People So those Which sort of song hold That's

6:51

exactly what it was. People with shirts

6:53

on that say, you

6:55

know, closure

6:56

kids ears, titties

6:57

and turbos on the back of their shirt. Yeah.

7:00

So It's a real shirt. don't know. I don't know

7:02

what is that an advertisement. I don't know,

7:04

like, a standalone something. think, Dothry ever

7:06

put out a song with that title. He seems

7:08

pretty family

7:10

friendly. But, yeah, he

7:12

did great. We had a great time. Thanks

7:14

for y'all for coming out packed

7:16

houses. Yeah. There's people

7:18

out of all I love the fact of all

7:21

ages and sizes. There is a great

7:23

great grandma audience. That

7:25

was interesting. Do we think she misspoke, or do

7:27

you think that everyone of

7:29

her descendants was on sixteen pregnant?

7:32

I don't listen to that. She claimed to

7:34

have twelve great, great grandchildren.

7:37

I mean, she had to be over a hundred years old. I

7:39

mean, mathematically, what'd

7:41

she look like? I

7:43

it was tough to see her, but can't

7:45

remember this episode spongebob with the chocolate?

7:48

No. Chocolate. I need

7:51

What is he? What is he, Sally? He's

7:53

Sally, Chocolate. Hope

7:55

the Club Dairy. Everyone knows you. that.

7:58

She looks like that. Okay.

8:00

But she was really she was having fun

8:02

and I mean, that's five

8:04

generations, like, we were doing the math. eighteen

8:07

years old, I guess

8:09

you can get pregnant before then, but five times

8:11

eighteen is ninety, but she has twelve of them.

8:13

So

8:14

she Just

8:15

I mean, it's

8:17

quite a ritual they have in their family.

8:19

Yeah. Yeah. That is the

8:21

Alabama way, I think. See

8:23

the sheet. Wow.

8:26

Wow. Wow. My god. I'm

8:28

yelling. Oh. That's

8:30

can't wait for me to die. Can't

8:32

go.

8:32

You

8:37

never see the splits? I never see the splits.

8:39

What? Chocolate. I can't

8:41

hear you. Hotels guys. They're selling chocolate.

8:44

They're selling chocolate. Yeah. Chocolate.

8:47

I remember when they first invented

8:50

chalkboard.

8:51

Sweet. Just a brilliant scene. Have you

8:53

seen all of budge details? Wait. What do you why was that

8:55

brilliant? Oh, it's just an

8:57

all time all time classic.

8:59

You grew up watching that quoteable, hilarious.

9:03

This is edgy. You're eight years old watching that.

9:06

That's how I got to that end today. You can't

9:08

even wrap your head around the brilliance of it. I don't

9:10

know, Katie, did you grow watching spongebob? No.

9:12

My brothers did, but

9:14

I wasn't a big spongebob person.

9:17

Yeah.

9:17

I mean, if that is

9:18

an all time clip from the show --

9:20

Yep. -- I don't think of this. I don't know if it's

9:22

a Chocolate. Chocolate. Yeah.

9:25

I remember when they first invented chocolate.

9:29

I always hated it. That's impressive. cost

9:32

That's what I'll give it to. That's all in costume this year.

9:34

I'll be the great great grandma. Yeah.

9:37

Okay. And you be the grandma. That's fine. That would

9:39

actually that's a great costume. What'd you grow up

9:41

watching?

9:42

Sports Center. Oh.

9:44

And the Andy Griffiths

9:46

Show.

9:46

Nothing in between. Okay. Wow.

9:50

is it

9:50

because you guys only had, like, the twelve channels

9:52

and I was one of them.

9:53

Yeah. I remember we got cable when

9:55

I was fifteen. It was my birthday present,

9:57

is we got DIRECTV.

9:59

And

9:59

my

10:00

parents wanted to surprise you. I think we got out of the

10:02

house, but I noticed I noticed the dish out

10:04

front. And that's when they said

10:06

they said you're gonna be an observational

10:09

comedy someday. You know? You just noticed too

10:11

much. Wow. You didn't have cable till your

10:13

fifteenth? Yeah. Not till my

10:15

fifteenth birthday. We

10:18

just we when did you have

10:20

cable there? Do you have cable all going up?

10:22

Yeah. But then we cut the cord pretty early.

10:25

Yeah.

10:26

Is this back to the baby announcement thing?

10:28

What? Yeah.

10:31

I first we've never had the court. I don't plan

10:33

on it. let the doctor do their thing.

10:35

Yeah. Wow. Interesting. Well,

10:37

so it was a lot of places. Yeah. Local

10:39

local sports, local channel, you know, a lot of

10:41

wheel of fortune. Andy

10:43

Griffith, Arthur -- Circle weather.

10:46

-- Dragon Tail. Those are

10:48

all classics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

10:50

So

10:50

Are the Ardvark? The

10:52

Ardvark. Yes. Yes. Okay. You guys

10:54

watch Wishbone back in the day? Yep. That

10:56

little Jack Russell terrier knew a thing or

10:58

two about history. I didn't watch You watch

11:01

cat dog? No. That was,

11:03

like, on cable. Yeah. That was, like, a little Yeah. I

11:05

guess. You haven't watched

11:07

anything I watched, growing up. That's a really amazing

11:10

idea.

11:10

You're I watched some more similar things to you. So

11:12

maybe we didn't either. I don't really know.

11:14

Yeah. Like, those are all the shows I watched.

11:16

Or you just supported local. you know.

11:18

Is that Kim burns PBS

11:20

documentary. Honestly, you

11:22

say PBS the reading railroad?

11:25

Reading Rainbow. Reading Rainbow. Reading Rainbow.

11:28

He wants to read Railroad. I watched the

11:30

Monopoly remake, but we'd all

11:32

meet every Friday and my neighbor would tell a story.

11:35

on the tracks. You guys didn't watch this? You guys watched

11:37

Park Place, Boardwalk.

11:38

What

11:39

was the painting? You remember

11:41

he would

11:42

Oh, Bob Ross. Bob Ross. Yeah.

11:44

That was her class. You would. Gotta beat

11:46

the devil out of it. That was his line.

11:48

Wow. Love Bob Ross. Oh, I was

11:50

a fancy cable boy. I didn't watch any of these.

11:52

Really? spongebob.

11:57

A little a little adult swim.

12:00

when

12:00

my parents weren't looking? Oh,

12:01

is that, like, naughty shirt? the cowardly dog?

12:04

No. They weren't naughty, but it does sound

12:06

adult. But

12:07

they were I mean, they were like

12:08

Is after dog? PG-thirteen. Right?

12:11

No. Yeah. I

12:13

didn't

12:13

watch much of that. Kirge the cowardly dog.

12:16

My brothers loved that. Never saw it. It was weird.

12:18

You guys ever watch, are you

12:20

afraid of the dark? Watch that couple times in my

12:22

grandchild's house? couldn't sleep for a week.

12:25

They figured out the the category

12:27

of horror -- Yeah. -- early. I am afraid of the dark.

12:29

Yeah. They did a really good job with that resounding

12:31

yes. Very

12:32

scary. Yeah. Yeah.

12:34

Okay. We gotta get let's get to

12:36

some videos and comments from fans. Send in

12:38

your video, submissions, your questions

12:40

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12:43

got one today. As we continue, this

12:46

is a great submission from this

12:49

Let's play this here. This is great. Hey, this

12:51

is a response to Kaylee's video about

12:53

the Submariner in trash. It's

12:55

a real job. The guy who does It's

12:57

called a crank. He's a junior guy. He's, like, qualified

12:59

much. He's going this place called a TBU, trash

13:02

disposal unit, puts all the

13:04

trash behind us in plastics.

13:06

We don't to that.

13:07

In a can, to taxi,

13:09

really heavy, goes to the bottom of the ocean, and

13:12

no longer exists anymore. So it's kinda cool.

13:15

Pretty story about it. That's true. Dealers

13:17

can't use the bathroom on watch,

13:19

so they have to get relieved by another sailor. Sometimes

13:22

they get relieved. And

13:25

so they leave himself

13:27

in a bag and

13:30

puts it in a and it puts a bag in

13:32

a trash can. Doesn't tell me what about it.

13:35

it's kind of embarrassing. And then it

13:37

makes its way to the trash as well as to you. And

13:39

that junior sailor is

13:41

sore through the trash, doesn't realize poop in his

13:43

bag. Oh. And he puts it through the comparator.

13:46

Oh. And it explodes. Big

13:48

ass. Smells really bad.

13:50

But anyways, that's the deal. I was

13:52

a surigator. I know. Yeah.

13:59

Thank

13:59

you

13:59

for that insight. Yes. very helpful.

14:02

My favorite part of that is which I

14:04

agree with, and I think this is science

14:06

where if you sink trash to the bottom ocean,

14:08

it no longer exists. I mean, it just goes

14:11

then it's gone. It's nice to hear that. So

14:13

that makes you feel way better when I'm out on the

14:15

lake, and I sink the Bud Light. No.

14:17

It ceases to exist in the

14:19

universe. No. Mhmm. But it's not how that works.

14:22

Fact. That he's a he knows. He's a submarine

14:24

or For you? He cranks it. Yeah.

14:26

He cranks it out. Yeah. He He's cranks

14:28

cranks and trash chutes. I

14:30

got anything you can crush this guy. You trust

14:32

him. Oh, absolutely. Trash you. It was a grown

14:34

man thing to do. I got

14:36

in this weekend to watching how they relieve

14:38

themselves on the International Space Station. Cool.

14:41

That's awesome. I'll upload stuff. Oh,

14:44

that sounds fun. What an

14:45

educational show we have today?

14:46

Oh,

14:49

we've got so much more talent. Join the Patreon.

14:51

Derek is gonna demonstrate it for guys.

14:54

We get a thousand patrons. We get a thousand.

14:56

We'll go to the ocean and space to

14:58

relieve ourselves. tell you

15:01

the differences.

15:02

Both

15:03

cease to exist. That

15:04

is so gross. I was wondering where he was

15:06

going with that story. I was like, why is he telling us

15:08

that, you know, this is how he they relieve themselves.

15:12

Well,

15:12

I got nervous too because at first he said one

15:14

sailor will relieve another one. And I was

15:16

like, and what like

15:19

an osmosis relief system.

15:21

You

15:21

crank it out for me. Yeah.

15:24

But he

15:25

meant, like, relieve them of their duties so

15:27

that the other guy can relieve himself of

15:29

his duty. Well

15:31

said, that worked out. Oh,

15:35

so yeah. I guess, so they're it's getting

15:37

compacted. And

15:39

it just just sinks

15:42

to them on them.

15:43

Well, after the poop sprays

15:45

them in the

15:46

the it's it's a bummer that

15:49

the junior cranker or whatever he said, it

15:51

has to sort through the trash. Yeah.

15:53

And these other guys are pooping in that very same trash.

15:56

Mhmm.

15:56

It doesn't sound like it happens that often. It

15:58

sounds like it's a It's a one off

16:00

situation. It's an emergency

16:01

situation. It's like you're upset. You

16:03

can't get Chris Dottry to download to Spotify.

16:06

You're out in the ocean. Like, I'm gonna poop in this

16:08

trash can. I can't listen to my favorite

16:10

artist. Gosh. Gosh.

16:13

What do they call it the poop deck?

16:16

Nice.

16:18

There's any update on that space

16:20

poop, Darren. Let's

16:23

keep this going. Now next week someone will have to

16:25

send it a video like hey, I actually am

16:27

a junior cranker and have

16:29

have compounded poop onto myself.

16:32

And then someone else will get a video for someone

16:34

like, I am poop. And

16:36

I have splashed myself on a cranker,

16:38

and then we'll get I I am a deep

16:40

sea fish, and the trash does

16:42

still exist. I see it. Especially

16:44

the poop. which is a delicacy to

16:47

our species. So we thank you. Yeah. Certain

16:49

shrimp for the locket.

16:51

Well, thanks for sending in the video.

16:53

Yeah. Thank you, sir. from

16:56

Kaylee. Also, I got a very educational.

16:58

Several DMs from mini Katie

17:00

saying, don't forget our spelling, KADIKATYEKADI

17:09

was the name of a, like, a radio station.

17:12

Right.

17:12

So DIKADI Yeah. I think,

17:14

like, ninety five five. Mhmm. Yeah.

17:16

So ninety 55KADI

17:18

Yeah. Something like that. Okay. So we're

17:20

if you're Katie out there listening, make sure you send

17:22

us your spelling. We're gonna get it on the shirts.

17:25

Thank you. Proud listeners. half

17:28

of our listeners. You know

17:29

what we should do? We're gonna go all out for just

17:31

the katties and their merch. I remember back

17:34

in the day one of my friends asked someone to prom

17:36

and what he did was he wrote

17:39

Oliver white t shirt, a bunch of

17:41

girl's names. He

17:43

gives it to a girl and says, hey,

17:44

wash this. you

17:46

know, the washing machine. All

17:48

the other girls' names were written in magic marker,

17:50

but Lindsay was written

17:53

in Sharpie. She washes

17:55

it, takes it out, and then she's got this

17:57

beautiful wet t shirt that only says her

17:59

name on it. Super romantic.

18:01

Right. That's what we're gonna do for

18:03

you guys. We're gonna start Katie like nineteen

18:05

different ways and then you're gonna get it and then

18:08

you wash it and you're like, oh, it's spelling and

18:10

it's right here on the arm. So we

18:12

didn't we forgot. The guy is a genius. I like the

18:14

idea of, you know -- Yeah. -- there's this trend

18:16

of the you know, as men, we have gotta

18:18

go into the earth to ask ladies out

18:21

in these to prom or

18:23

to marriage in these outland

18:26

dashways. And so you kinda flip it on her

18:28

and say, hey, make you do it. Yeah. Do it sure where

18:30

you're at it. You know what? I want I have

18:32

the secret message for you. File my taxes.

18:35

and a certain w two will have a

18:37

message in there. Will you marry

18:40

me? And that's kinda flips it on. should say,

18:42

ah, well, I guess yes, and you're like,

18:44

also thank you. That would've that saved me a weekend.

18:46

Thank you. File that for me. Thank you.

18:49

Watch this. She's like, are you kidding me,

18:51

screw you? He's like, well, Just

18:52

do it. And I think you'll enjoy what you

18:54

find. I do think it's

18:55

good to, like, equalize, like,

18:57

prom and marriage. Those are, like, really similar,

19:00

like,

19:00

like What are being asked? I mean -- Yeah. -- my

19:02

goodness. I put in the same amount of effort to

19:04

ask a sixteen year old girl to prom. When

19:06

I was sixteen, I phrased that poorly.

19:09

I Okay. As I did to ask you to

19:11

be my wife.

19:12

Wow. The pressures on

19:14

teenagers to ask people to prom

19:16

is unbelievable. for me.

19:19

No. I did an unbelievable job when

19:21

I was gonna see it. It's the is

19:23

what I'm getting at. I proposed

19:25

you in front of a mountain. some

19:28

girl to prom with, like, a a

19:30

full day surprise events,

19:32

ending in a balloon popping finan bonanza

19:34

-- Uh-huh. -- a message in one of

19:36

the balloon.

19:37

really? Mhmm.

19:38

the Did

19:39

you come up with us all

19:40

on your own?

19:41

I think so. It was scarring,

19:43

really. I remember, though, I didn't wanna do this.

19:46

Did you like her? That was the only way.

19:48

Yes. And that was not as much as Call

19:50

of Duty, which

19:52

is not not a knock on her. Say has been

19:54

Not a knock on her. I'll

19:56

do you meant a lot to me.

19:59

It's a good game back then. Mhmm. So

20:02

kids, if you're watching, ask her prom.

20:05

Yeah. Have her, like,

20:07

come over and mow the lawn under

20:09

underneath this layer of grass is

20:11

a message. Once the the blade gets dull,

20:13

there's kind of a hidden mess message on it.

20:15

You'll see it. You'll see it? Yeah. Hey.

20:18

Yeah. Come break my leaves. Mhmm. One of

20:20

the leaf bags. Well,

20:22

I'll explain it later. Mhmm. It's

20:24

conclude number one. You just start breaking.

20:26

Mhmm. I'll figure it out. I kinda went to reverse

20:28

order rather than so I started off in high

20:30

school. I mean, like, this is dumb. I I knew

20:32

right away. It's like, I'm not gonna do this. Like, I remember was

20:34

dating a girl from a city school.

20:36

And that was a big the promposals were a big

20:39

thing there. So all of her friends like, how are you gonna ask

20:41

her to prom? And I was like, hey, we're dating.

20:43

Right? We're just gonna go. See, you're

20:45

I think you're at all these cable kids.

20:47

We were stupid. I think you're out of your time. You're watching

20:49

Andy Griffith. You know how to be a man. I know. Yeah.

20:51

Me and me and Opie are gonna run by and and

20:53

ask like, gentlemen. I think there's there's some truth

20:55

to that. However, then I got into

20:58

different stage of life where I was like, you know, I

21:00

went to a private Christian school.

21:02

I worked at a summer camp. It was like every girl

21:04

I meet is probably my wife. I need to

21:06

take advantage of that. So

21:08

then age is like twenty one to

21:10

twenty four. was, like, every first

21:12

date was, like, in a proposal. Mhmm.

21:14

And I was creating the

21:17

most elaborate first date you ever heard

21:19

of. I mean, by this point, I'm exhausted. I

21:22

got not poor Rachel. I got nothing left in the

21:24

table. Right? For I've already proposed I've already proposed

21:26

it nine times. I've

21:28

already done it. use all my ideas.

21:30

Seriously. Katz up Katz up nine

21:32

lives, mid have nine proposals. Okay. I've

21:35

been on some of those before. Yeah. What's

21:38

the most outlandish way you got asked out?

21:40

Like for prom? Well, yeah.

21:42

Just like any kind of date of first day. You can excluding

21:45

my proposal of marriage. Yeah.

21:47

Yeah. What? Yeah. To any first

21:49

date or prom? Don't ever think it. Just Okay. Prom,

21:52

I was it wasn't anything.

21:53

We didn't do those huge with things. but

21:56

I did have it, like,

21:57

all day for state one time where there were

21:59

eight different activities and events and

22:02

He's, like, pack a pack a duffle bag No.

22:04

No. Actually. And two cups of coffee this

22:06

morning. There were there were changes in gold. There

22:08

were -- Really? yeah. Mhmm.

22:11

Walk

22:11

us through it, please. Yeah. What are the what are

22:13

the outfits? Like, walk us through it. What were the outfits?

22:16

Oh, man. don't even know.

22:18

Okay. So we I

22:19

don't I don't know the order, but we

22:21

went to a cooking class and I want we

22:23

learned how to make oh, she

22:25

wanted those little French cookies. this

22:27

tiny ones, the icing in between, Jake.

22:30

Cigarettes. No.

22:32

That oh my gosh. My kid didn't think of

22:34

the

22:34

name. Oreos. No. You

22:38

guys I'm a

22:40

huge fan. I'm a catch Nice

22:42

to get between Oh, man. Cream pie.

22:45

That's cool. You made those. This sounds like

22:47

an awesome day for you. Really? I

22:49

mean, the cream is spelled CREME

22:51

Yeah. And now back or That's

22:54

my next guess. We

22:57

learned how to do that. What what time did the

22:59

start, by the way? Was this like nine AM?

23:01

I think maybe ten AM. I

23:03

don't know. Is that take a day off work and pack a

23:05

duffle bag? So

23:07

we did that. We went ice skating.

23:09

Oh. We went rock climbing. We

23:12

went

23:16

we, like,

23:17

painted, I think.

23:19

We All the fine arts. Yeah. Well.

23:21

You know, there were every meal was also involved.

23:23

because of the lemonade. Yeah. Of course. I like the idea

23:25

of him kinda telling you, like, hey, you know,

23:28

wanna get you some to eat, but gonna wanna

23:30

eat light And you're like, okay. This guy,

23:32

he's like, no. We're gonna go rock climbing later.

23:34

We're gonna be ice skating. We

23:36

might get on the back of a sea doo at one point.

23:38

escape room. Oh,

23:40

you know. This moduimodo. This

23:43

guy talk about nine reversals every

23:45

nine dates in one day. He burns through every activity.

23:48

in a movie, town, but

23:51

movie, snow code. Oh

23:53

my gosh. You're like, we don't have to do them

23:56

all today. No. We do. We do.

23:58

that might be it.

24:00

But

24:00

Yeah. We pulled up to the adoption agency, and

24:02

that's why drew the line. I

24:05

mean, the humane society. Very well thought

24:06

out. Yeah. Like you said, it was full day of surprises.

24:10

So I spent three hundred and seventy five

24:12

dollars. He more than that. Oh my

24:14

goodness. Yeah. what's your most outlandish? Just

24:16

ask you, like like, coffee proposal.

24:18

No

24:21

tipping. So I Derek

24:23

did the setting up. I mean, I did their ruining. Yeah.

24:27

You're you have most people have just kind

24:29

of like a linear trajectory to

24:31

their dating. You're quite the bell curve. Yeah.

24:33

Yeah. In the middle of my dating career,

24:35

I went nuts. And then I came down to, like,

24:37

you wanna get coffee, by the way, you pay.

24:39

I don't tip. And can you wash

24:41

this t shirt for me? I

24:46

remember one time asking a girl out

24:49

at summer camp. So not even like a real

24:51

date. Like, really all you get at summer

24:53

camp is you get morning walks. Mhmm. Because

24:55

that's really free time is before the camp

24:57

wake up in the morning. Right? It's like a fun Christian

24:59

prison kind of thing. Yeah. It's like

25:01

we're dating in prison right here. Well, there's

25:04

only so much we can do. During yard time,

25:06

No. You gotta try to take it all. Don't

25:08

leave the property. Yeah. Before

25:10

the the prisoners wake up.

25:12

We would take advantage of this time. And so I asked

25:14

a girl, on a morning walk,

25:17

which hour early, by the way.

25:18

This would be very early. Right?

25:20

You'd you'd probably wake up at six thirty

25:23

you

25:23

establish a meeting point at six forty

25:25

five, you walk for about an hour. Okay.

25:27

And it is electric. Oh, yeah.

25:29

Wow. Nature's Cafe. Some

25:32

of the newbies they would just walk around

25:34

just like our camp.

25:35

Everyone could see the date they're on. You know, they're

25:37

like borderline exhibitionist at this point. It's

25:40

like, get a road. Yeah. Yeah. We don't need to

25:42

see that. but not us. No. I'd

25:44

take them -- Not

25:45

quite. -- into the woods. I

25:47

realized it's like, oh, we're not. Good morning.

25:50

pretty dark out right now. Yeah. Let's

25:52

get out of here before the sun rises. No

25:54

one will see us. Yeah.

25:57

Oh, no. I we are paved

25:59

roads. It's just different whatever. Whatever.

26:02

We got that. We got it.

26:03

Did

26:04

you guys grow up reading You

26:06

choose your own adventure books. No ad cable.

26:08

Got

26:08

it. Yeah. You had called you. You didn't need this.

26:12

These

26:12

books were amazing. I think they were ahead of their time,

26:14

or just they need to still be a thing. You would read,

26:16

like, a

26:17

chapter and you get done and be, like,

26:19

there'd be, like,

26:19

a suspenseful thing. It was, like, criminal minds

26:21

before the commercial. And it was, like, you just heard

26:23

a knock at the door. what

26:25

do you do? It was written in, like, second person.

26:27

And

26:27

so it would say, like, if you open it,

26:29

go to page thirty seven. Like, well, only on page

26:31

nineteen. That's crazy. Like, if you do nothing,

26:34

keep reading. And

26:35

then there might be a third option to my so you're

26:37

all over this book. And it was so fun,

26:39

loved it growing up. I decided

26:42

to ask this girl on a date. via her own

26:44

choose your own adventure book. This thing

26:46

was a mess to create. So

26:48

I just I mean, I'm stealing paper from

26:50

the office. I'm, like, handwriting all

26:52

this stuff of, like, if you want to do this,

26:54

go to this page and then there's all these options. If you wanna

26:57

do this and so, eventually,

26:59

she chose her own, like, choose your own adventure

27:01

date We

27:01

can't say only

27:02

be walking. It all led to

27:04

walking.

27:04

So don't think that was like,

27:06

by this point, I've been at camp a few years

27:08

of, like, I had more, like, privileges until,

27:11

like, I could have taken a boat out or we could have,

27:13

like, gone paddle boarding or we could have,

27:15

like You were a good prisoner. My

27:19

parole officer would like to be, you

27:23

know, good reward of good behavior. Yeah.

27:26

Wow. You're female. The conchgal

27:28

visit at Camp is when she lets you open

27:30

her bible. So That's really That

27:34

that was my privilege. Yeah. Paraffinalia.

27:37

It was, like, bible verse bookmarks. You

27:40

okay. So you wrote an entire book, basically, to

27:42

ask around. That we that was as a one and done or This

27:45

woman is now a lesbian.

27:47

So -- She certainly

27:49

chose Roanoke. So

27:52

you're like, this was not in the book, actually.

27:54

I thought this was I think I was very clear

27:56

what your options were. What in

27:58

the world? You you weirdly

27:59

put that option in there. she was saying it's back

28:02

to you. She's like, you know, I've been thinking.

28:04

I skipped to the last page. You know what I mean?

28:07

No. She's great. I think she was at our Boston

28:09

show. Just fun, and we're still

28:11

friends, but sure she wasn't the Portland one.

28:14

Could have been. I

28:15

don't know. That wasn't in the book.

28:17

But yeah. It was a That's

28:19

probably good point. still writing her whole life.

28:22

Just he's still sitting here. He's still here

28:24

and been to your mother. Keep up. Now you're lost. You're

28:28

married. You're now you're getting proposed

28:30

due by someone else. And I gotta

28:32

I gotta write them my boss.

28:35

for her. I think we've all that

28:37

is that's always a great funny story when,

28:40

you know, so she was at Okay.

28:43

You guys did the same camp. Yeah.

28:45

Did you go on several dates? Or was it kinda, like, we're

28:48

not feeling this? I think it was kind of a wanna

28:50

done. And it which makes sense in hindsight to

28:52

because she was like,

28:53

you're really great. I had a fun time.

28:55

I just I don't know. I don't, like,

28:57

wanna, like, pursue this. And now that we

28:59

know we know, it's like, oh, that makes sense. Nice.

29:01

You can put your fingers on your quality. Yeah. Yeah.

29:04

It wasn't my fault. Yeah. Everything's

29:06

perfect to bounce you. Like, there's this one thing

29:08

if we could switch. And

29:11

it's not the seventy page book he wrote

29:13

me. It's that's not scaring me off at all. Mm-mm.

29:15

I like this. really what it is. It's

29:18

it's this right here. This

29:20

is just not weren't good for me.

29:22

Yeah. If we could switch that kind of some pink

29:25

powder.

29:25

0II have that for you on show.

29:27

Oh, okay. Let's just switch

29:29

it right now. Well,

29:31

I'd really enjoyed those stories. Yeah.

29:33

That was probably the biggest discrepancy in,

29:35

like, effort to, like, the most minimal date.

29:38

Girl, here you go. Yeah.

29:40

I did figure it out in college where I could be

29:42

just like one of those just college date

29:44

parties. Oh, Bo, he just

29:46

ripped the y chromosome off our boy.

29:50

Let's let's have a name. How do chromosomes

29:52

work?

29:52

The boy is an x y? Yeah.

29:55

Girls are XXXX The y chromosome

29:57

develops later. That's why we have nipples.

30:00

I

30:01

don't know. No. Does

30:06

that sound super right? Does that sound right?

30:08

Try was like, Cool. Wow. That's

30:10

pretty neat. My son didn't see that on

30:12

cat dog. Yeah. Again,

30:16

Jake was watching the educational

30:18

shows. Where at? PBS. There's

30:20

a lot of good stuff in there. You gotta pay attention.

30:22

Yeah. No. I figured out in college like, the dayparts,

30:24

I just ask about simply and people, what are you doing?

30:26

I'm like, what are you doing? Just

30:29

this isn't that big of a deal. Just be a respectful

30:32

gentleman. Mhmm.

30:33

Yeah. Sometimes that the over the top

30:35

is kinda, like, a little

30:36

little creepier. Like, it's just

30:38

too much. And this

30:40

will so you only went on the one date with the guy, one

30:42

nine in one day, but that was it.

30:44

We haven't

30:44

got a couple more It's funny because maybe

30:46

maybe it's creative. Maybe, you know, this guy's thinking

30:49

they go around and he's like, hey, are you dating Katie?

30:51

He's like, yeah. We've we've been on the nineties.

30:54

So it's getting pretty been pretty good.

30:56

And they're like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

30:58

Whoa. Whoa Yeah. It's that weird

31:00

next time. Maybe that's it. Actually, she's, like,

31:02

nine days. She's doing my laundry. Like, it's pretty

31:04

serious. She's

31:07

more my laundry. She's more. mowing

31:09

my lawn. I know. And

31:11

what point of those? Do you start doing

31:13

chores for the other person? Like

31:15

Rachel and I have not I'm like, might do the occasional

31:17

thing like, oh,

31:19

Yeah. I don't know. Kate, when you

31:21

say that, I I bet a lot of our female listeners

31:23

can relate to Katie. Do this new

31:25

age board Katie was very adamant.

31:27

She she get aggressive at the start. She's like, just because

31:30

I'm a girl. I'm not doesn't mean I'm doing the laundry.

31:32

Does it she's like, I I heard this one girl she went

31:34

over to her boyfriend's house. and

31:36

cleaned up his whole room.

31:38

I'm not doing that. But then

31:40

her love

31:40

for me just overflows that there's been several

31:43

times where she's definitely like just like clean

31:45

the kitchen. I made a mess and she just

31:47

cleaned it up. Like, maybe It's maybe

31:49

these people just love their spouse. It doesn't

31:51

mean you're sexist.

31:52

I'm still mad at my myself the entire

31:54

time of year. No.

31:56

It's like you can't help it. Your arm is like cleaning.

31:58

Like, stop it. Stop it. Clean this

32:00

stuff. I'm like, this is not my

32:02

job. When we talk about this well, I like

32:04

a big guys day watched the game and I cooked all

32:07

these burgers or something and kinda we

32:09

we went somewhere. I left the kitchen a mess and she

32:11

came home to completely clean kitchen. That

32:13

was very great. I was right at this day. I came

32:15

home thinking like, wow, it's so nice. She's like, I don't know

32:18

why I did that. Like, This

32:20

is so weird, confused. Like, are

32:22

you thank you? Or I don't

32:24

yeah. You're like, well, I was like, gonna clean it.

32:26

The kitchen looks great. She's like, do you have any idea how

32:28

mad I was at you? I

32:30

guess not. So

32:33

yeah. We've

32:34

done bits about it. We're now she does do the

32:36

laundry, not because I made her, but because, like, I

32:38

just I still struggle with it. And I I think I

32:41

ruined a few items. Yeah. And I would

32:43

just put it off. She's like, you know what?

32:45

Yeah. As couples, you figure

32:47

out your things. Yeah. I cook more

32:49

more. Yeah. So it doesn't make you feel good? Mhmm.

32:54

It does. Ginger North. Sometimes I mow

32:56

the lawn. Yeah. That that was a

32:58

funny one. I she'd never mow the lawn for probably the

33:00

first year and half of our marriage, and I was out of

33:02

town or something, and I threw it out there. I would

33:04

mow the lawn. She's like, yeah, I will. Yeah. I'm

33:06

gonna be really, really happy about it the whole

33:08

time. Yeah.

33:09

I loved it.

33:10

She she did it,

33:12

knocked it out. Yeah. Do we eat also?

33:15

Funny

33:15

story about that. The

33:19

the strings in the we eater were, like, broken,

33:21

needed to be replaced, and I decided it

33:23

would take way less time for me to

33:25

hand wedied. Then

33:28

you fix them.

33:29

Okay. What does that mean? Like about

33:31

scissors? What does hand we do? Like,

33:33

a big garden shear. Big garden shear.

33:35

I mean, we have a very small yard. A very small

33:38

yard.

33:38

It truly took me

33:40

five to maybe ten minutes

33:42

to, like, hand but

33:44

I was so embarrassed doing it out.

33:46

Oh, yeah. It's been so wonderful. People just

33:48

walk by the, like, sweetie, dude. for

33:51

a handover money or something. So I wouldn't walk by.

33:53

I just would put him down and, like, stand up. And

33:55

exactly what's happening. Yeah. But,

33:57

you know, the other out there. Six months pregnant.

33:59

just to stand out in the line. Hey.

34:03

I cook tonight. The only

34:05

reason I thought of that was

34:06

because remember talking to your parents, Trey,

34:08

and your dad said he used have to do that. Like,

34:10

before there were weed eaters, he would

34:12

--

34:13

Yeah. --

34:13

so I was like, well, so they used

34:15

to do. Yeah. You sold fashioned. Yeah.

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34:18

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36:14

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36:16

here? Okay. Well, See

36:18

you guys there. This is awkward.

36:20

End it. End it now. It

36:22

still blows my mind. We're watching Shocked

36:25

Casey's enjoying this. Watch in House of the Dragon,

36:27

the new Game of Thrones. I mean, I didn't really

36:29

say I was, like, enjoying it. The last you were, like, new

36:31

episode tonight. you wanted to watch it. Yeah.

36:33

But I'm I'm totally lost. I have no

36:35

idea what to do. It's one of those shows where they're

36:37

like it's kinda creative where every episode's

36:40

like,

36:40

fast forward ten,

36:43

twenty, thirty years. Oh,

36:45

wow. So there are some, like, new actors are coming

36:47

in, and I'm I was

36:48

starting to get lost. But, you

36:51

know, it's set in some fictional pastime,

36:53

and they're just sitting in a

36:55

a castle with by

36:56

firelight and just sitting in

36:58

their quarters, like, may I disturb

37:00

you, King? I'm like, he's just like

37:02

sitting in there.

37:04

What what are they what are they

37:06

used to do?

37:08

He I it it's

37:10

sad though. I would watch that and I just I'd like

37:12

to start to panic. Was he doing? He

37:14

doesn't have, like, a phone or a TV? He's

37:16

whittling the wood into that.

37:18

He was whittling wood or nineteen

37:21

Taking a bath and a barrel.

37:23

You can't even serve that. Oh,

37:26

oh, you're right. I mean, clearly, yeah,

37:28

none of them were like at

37:30

therapists.

37:33

But that's a fun. Alright.

37:35

Well, let's keep the show rolling here

37:38

Jake. You got a story for us?

37:40

Yeah. I got a text from Rachel this

37:42

morning who, you know, might be fake, might be

37:44

real. Who knows? But

37:47

she is starting she's in a grad school program.

37:49

She started a new class. It's like an intensive class

37:52

where it's like, like a typical

37:54

classroom setting like where there's a ton of people like all

37:56

zooming in to listen to this professor

37:59

speak and

37:59

and It's a

38:02

very first morning. Rachel

38:03

texted me. She said,

38:05

there's already a super annoying teacher's pet

38:07

in

38:07

here. I have an interacted with this type

38:10

of person since fifth grade.

38:12

The professor was telling us that she doesn't care if we

38:14

snack on camera throughout the class, but she

38:16

would prefer that we don't have a huge lunch during

38:18

class because we already have an hour break for lunch.

38:21

Makes

38:21

sense? Or just said, and

38:23

this girl raised

38:24

her hand and the most annoying,

38:26

innocent sounding voice said, professor

38:28

Bryant, since

38:30

it's Monday and we're sleepy,

38:33

can we please, you know,

38:35

we just need to wake up. Can we please, you know,

38:37

be best students Sorry. And we're

38:40

because it's Monday and we're sleepy and we need

38:42

to wake up and be the best students we can,

38:44

can we sip on a cup of hot Joe during

38:47

class? Is that not the worsens

38:49

you've ever heard? Yeah. Can we sip on

38:51

a cup of hot Joe? Look. We've got

38:53

a occasional Monday. Holy.

38:58

And what can he oh, what yeah.

39:00

Is he, like, no? Like, distracting.

39:03

They just went over there. Sure. They're in a class

39:05

of, like, professional, like, you

39:07

know, future calvary at the elevators level.

39:10

Can we please sip some

39:12

coffee? Yeah. She's gonna do

39:14

well when she walks into a home with

39:16

cockroaches and

39:18

feral animals in a family's home.

39:21

Oh, I need that extra cup of coffee

39:24

this morning. I've gotta

39:26

take the kids away. Yes.

39:28

She finally Hey.

39:31

Come on. What is she studying for?

39:33

She finally, like yeah. Graduates in as,

39:35

like, job hunting. She's, like, Can you wait? There's

39:37

not a job in this town unless you wanna

39:39

work on a Monday morning. Yeah. That was

39:42

a dumb and dumber. Gotta work forty hours

39:44

a week. And

39:44

they're,

39:46

like, most of them probably gonna be school

39:48

counselors where your day starts at, like, seven

39:50

AM. Yeah. Yeah. And if you want a morning walk, I mean, that's

39:52

an even earlier start to your day. See. your

39:55

student comes in and she's assessing the student.

39:57

How

39:57

many you get through the Monday?

39:59

Turning it on the twelfth. Wow.

40:03

Yeah. How many hot cups of Joe do

40:05

you have to drink? Sixteen

40:07

year olds, like, what are you talking about? I I

40:09

wasn't I remember being a couple calls classes like

40:11

junior year and this the teacher bill

40:13

got a test coming up and someone could be like,

40:15

could it please be an open book test?

40:19

You have a nerve. Eleven. Stop.

40:23

Study. Do something. You're get college degree.

40:25

I also love that he had to be, like, let's not

40:27

eat, like, during, like, Has he been in

40:29

a lot of Zoom classes where someone's just, like,

40:31

just eating a full rotisserie chicken? Probably.

40:35

No.

40:39

You know what I say? You could

40:41

snack. We don't

40:42

have huge lunch. Yeah. Where does he

40:44

draw the line? That's is it some sit

40:46

there in Zoom class from, like, eight to five?

40:49

It's seven to four. That's

40:51

brutal. Yeah. The same guy? Same

40:53

yeah. Professor, same class. all we

40:55

thought. That's

40:57

a long time for the professor to be

40:59

teaching.

41:00

Yeah. The the professor is

41:02

use monologues for eight hours a day? Yeah.

41:05

I think he wants to be a podcaster or something, and

41:07

he's like, this is how I could practice. Amazing. Intensive

41:10

class. So she only has it for a week,

41:12

but maybe more to come from this girl. It's

41:14

only, you

41:15

know, hour three of this class, and Rachel's like

41:17

this girl is just

41:18

the worst. Oh,

41:20

right. She'll just send me a video. Actually, I probably

41:22

shouldn't I probably shouldn't docs her face.

41:24

Probably not. But she literally just

41:26

sent a video. Thanks. That was great. Just for the audio.

41:29

I could blur it. Okay. Just play the audio.

41:31

Shoulda sinister, Derek? Yeah. Yeah.

41:33

He'll pull it up. Katie, were you a teacher's

41:35

pet? I bet you were. Yeah. You were?

41:38

Not not totally. Did you always like

41:40

like high school? Did you always sit in the front?

41:44

Always. I was like,

41:45

cool. cool. was cooler than that. Were

41:48

you a teacher's bed though? I mean Do

41:51

you ever bring him an apple?

41:52

No. Did

41:53

you ever bring up did you ever, like, deal were

41:56

you ever, like weren't we supposed to

41:58

turn the homework today? Did you ever do that? Be

41:59

honest. No. You did.

42:02

I never did that. Oh. I

42:04

never

42:04

did that. But I was I did have this

42:06

one teacher in high school that I

42:08

don't know if, like, I created the situation

42:10

or how it came to this, but

42:12

I

42:12

mean,

42:13

amazing lady missus

42:15

Newell, her and I

42:17

I was her. Teacher's

42:18

thought?

42:19

Yeah. Yo.

42:21

She I had her she was like makeup. It was

42:23

my painting classes. So I painted

42:25

all through high school. She was

42:27

like, I think essentially making up

42:30

art classes in the school system so

42:32

that I could just keep registering

42:34

for her class.

42:35

Oh, wow.

42:36

She would make me

42:38

food sometimes for lunch. She

42:40

would mean

42:43

I don't wanna just drop the g.

42:45

The g word, but sounds like she's grooming you.

42:49

she was using a certain Not

42:51

like that at all. It was

42:53

very, like

42:54

How old? Well, did she ever did she ever take

42:56

you out to the woods triplets style? No.

42:59

I was in the cost was other people.

43:01

Oh, okay. I just wasn't that separate.

43:03

Am I You created this class versus one

43:05

on one? No. We I know. It

43:07

was intensive. I would paint her.

43:09

She was

43:10

she was supporting my

43:12

art. That's great. And so one

43:14

day she knew you're gonna grow up to do a painting

43:16

on a nine dates and one day mid

43:19

venture. I was I was very impressive.

43:21

Yeah. I'm sure you know. I'm still getting rock

43:23

climbs you can paint. That was

43:25

she was yeah.

43:26

So that was I mean, I'm

43:29

sure everyone did not like me

43:31

in

43:31

those classes. Did did

43:33

you ever were you did you ever cheat off people? Were

43:35

people cheating off you? People were cheating off me.

43:39

Same. Yeah. I let Trevor and Nick

43:41

just have their way with my worksheets. Oh,

43:43

wow. Yeah. There you go.

43:45

I

43:45

don't know. I love to cheat.

43:48

Really?

43:48

I don't think you should admit that. Oh, yeah. Don't

43:50

kids don't do that. It's like pretty bad. We're gonna take my

43:52

dilemma away. He's pretty bad

43:54

character flaws. Wow. Only

43:57

in the dumb classes. Yeah. Shout

43:59

out to Jared,

43:59

we all he'd all give us his

44:02

work to copy in the class

44:04

on Shakespeare. It was

44:06

a whole semester on Shakespeare. Okay. High

44:08

school. Yeah. And my final your

44:10

final was you had to memorize a

44:13

Soliloquy. How about that?

44:15

And recite it in front of the class. It

44:17

was pretty dumb. Hard to copy jitter than that.

44:19

And hindsight is a super easy final.

44:21

I'm right at that age being like, oh, it's taking forever

44:24

to memorize. to be

44:27

or not to be. But I

44:28

also just said as What is the point I'm mid

44:30

saliloquine, please.

44:33

It's just whether it's noble

44:35

than mine to suffer the slings and

44:37

arrows of outrageous fortune.

44:41

That's

44:41

Was it take all of this, I guess, to sea

44:43

of trouble,

44:44

and by opposing in them?

44:46

I think you found a new

44:47

To die. To sleep. To sleep. The comedy

44:50

show? No more. And by asleep, I

44:52

say, we in the thousand nets Are

44:54

these new little lies? This is air too.

44:56

Dear god.

44:57

djokovic that Rescue

45:00

me. I

45:02

got a hundred on this prison.

45:04

It's funny. This he actually used this

45:06

when he asked me on

45:06

on our first time. That

45:08

was how he didn't When he proposed? Yeah. When

45:11

he proposed to Snowflake to be with the last

45:13

He did this, like, monologue on the stage

45:15

of a nightmare. Yeah. I'm

45:18

very excited to talk about this. Adam Levine,

45:20

the memes are top notch. If you didn't

45:22

see this somehow, Adam Levine, yes. Maroon

45:25

five, This is her

45:28

stake in the Insta Army.

45:31

That's

45:31

the song he's known for. He

45:34

is happily married to who came you're aware of

45:36

this person. Cape Middle. Bahadi Bahadi

45:39

Bahadi Bahadi, I think.

45:41

Bahadi. Bahadi. Bahadi.

45:43

Bahadi. Uh-huh. Precisely.

45:46

What's some mob model? She's a model.

45:48

Their do they have kids?

45:49

Yes.

45:51

Married kids. but a few girls

45:53

started exposing him for his DMs and

45:55

they are funny.

45:57

Oh my goodness. The Haiti

45:59

Namibian

45:59

model, Victoria Secret Angel in two thousand

46:02

nine. Oh, Chris Dottreira for

46:04

her. Mhmm.

46:06

Nice.

46:08

So girls started posting out of nowhere.

46:12

A

46:12

handful of, I think, girls were posting, like,

46:14

yeah, we used to DM. He was, like, definitely,

46:16

like, not being faithful. And

46:18

it kind of blows I mean, he's so

46:20

famous. I mean, he's

46:22

just like throwing out DM's left and right

46:24

that kind blows my mind. how do you not think this is

46:26

gonna get back to you? Right. And it's such a public

46:28

way of infidelity. And

46:30

and and guys, guys when they're in this

46:32

state where guess they've lost all control of their

46:35

urges and just sitting out with

46:37

DMs. Very embarrassing in retrospect.

46:39

I mean, comments like that body

46:41

of yours is just absurd. That's

46:44

a weird comment. That's a DM he sent. Yeah.

46:47

He's like It's boggling. My my it's

46:49

absurd to me. Hey. I'm having trouble

46:51

comprehensive. I know I married to a

46:53

supermodel who

46:54

looks the same or better,

46:57

but --

46:57

But this one's tricky. -- crazy. because you

46:59

have you You're whiter where

47:02

she is. That's interesting because my wife is all

47:04

skin and bones. Holy f. Holy

47:06

effing f. It is truly

47:08

unreal how hot are you are,

47:11

like it truly blows my mind.

47:13

I mean, you he's a songwriter. Right?

47:16

Is he I don't know. I

47:19

don't know. Maybe this could be a song. Like,

47:22

seriously, girl for real. like,

47:24

that body of yours is for

47:26

real, holy f. It's like sounds

47:28

like a Mad Lib. Yeah. It sounds like if

47:30

you if you're, like, exploded into an AI

47:33

you said talk romantic

47:35

to girl. Be like holy cow. A

47:37

body is absurd. Like, I can't

47:40

fathom how hot body is.

47:42

I wish I could put my hand

47:44

in your hips. Oh, so good.

47:47

It's like,

47:47

oh, you kinda got it.

47:49

I'd buy

47:51

it. I'd buy your booty a steak

47:53

I'm paraphrasing. I'd buy your booty

47:55

a steak dinner and whisper sweet nothing's to

47:57

it. I'm

47:58

not kidding. I'm not

47:59

I'm not making that. Oh, I didn't know if that was the AI

48:02

or if that was Adam.

48:04

Same. That's

48:05

Adam. Same. You would buy

48:07

her butt to steak dinner? he'd buy

48:09

he'd take the just

48:11

the the the rear end itself out

48:14

to a steak dinner. That's interesting because I think

48:16

steak comes from somewhere near the rear

48:18

end on a cow. Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah.

48:20

It's, you know,

48:22

Jeffrey Dahmer. We'll talk about that later.

48:24

But on but action very

48:26

nice of him to compartmentalize her body

48:28

and take I I'd like to take your arm out

48:30

for a nice salad. Right? It's kinda fascinating to

48:32

kind of disrespect the person but

48:35

treat the behind with great

48:37

respect. Yeah. You know, it's like your whole

48:39

kind of, like, personality and how that

48:42

you are. I don't care for No. -- but

48:44

your bottom itself I'd like to meet its parents.

48:47

I'd like to court it,

48:49

respectively. I'd like to maybe even do a nine

48:51

part date.

48:52

teeter bottom. I'd like to take your feet out for

48:54

a nice painting and rollerblading. Mhmm.

48:57

Do they show the responses like of

48:59

any of the girls?

49:00

Well, immediately not. I'm sure they

49:02

had similarly embarrassing responses.

49:04

They, like, cover those out or -- I'm sure. --

49:06

blurred them.

49:08

I'm sure they were still enjoying being deemed

49:10

by a vastly famous person that

49:13

they knew was married. So that's here's

49:15

an idea. I mean, he's mainly the idiot, but

49:17

I'd

49:17

like to leak some of my

49:20

sex, but they're all

49:22

like fabricated to make it look like

49:24

I am very gentlemanly.

49:27

and very, like, witty even,

49:29

you know, it might it might worse. I could have been

49:31

great for your brand. Yeah. Yeah.

49:34

It's like

49:35

Jake caught sexting But

49:36

then the way that I speak, it's like, I mean, wow,

49:38

he really respects women. Mhmm. You know, and it's

49:41

actually good for me.

49:42

Like, yeah, give us an example.

49:46

to

49:46

be or not to be at your place

49:49

later tonight at seven

49:50

picking you up, paying for

49:52

your dinner and of course having you back

49:54

home by eight thirty. Girl.

49:57

Wow.

49:59

This guy's out of control. This guy's

50:01

nuts. Dude,

50:04

these these are the off the rails. He's

50:07

saying stuff like, I shouldn't be talking to you. Right?

50:11

got me hooked hooked

50:14

on a fishing pole, on a fish

50:16

emoji. Got me hooked,

50:18

I think, is the and here comes the songwriter.

50:21

Yeah. How he's feeling? This must have been earlier in the night.

50:23

Yeah. Yeah. The girl

50:25

Specialist is back. I'm really weird, but I and

50:27

only listen to metal music, L0L insinuating

50:30

she doesn't even listen to his music. I

50:32

would be pretty turned off by a girl who said, I

50:34

only listen to metal music. Yeah.

50:37

I was you know what? Was there some humanizing him a little

50:39

bit and he just, like, you know, leaves

50:41

her on scene. He's like, well, he did still have some

50:43

nice taste, I guess.

50:45

Oh, Adam.

50:47

So now, of course, he claims nothing

50:49

happened. I've never cheated on my

50:51

wife. Doesn't he claim that these are, like, really old

50:53

too? Was there

50:55

Oh, really? Because I mean, maybe We

50:57

get it before her?

50:59

I think she's, like, recently pregnant.

51:01

Maybe Google that. And

51:05

they started coming out. And so he's,

51:07

like, no. This was me before.

51:09

The name of the baby he wanted

51:11

did you guys see that? No. He wanted to name

51:13

his baby. I'll let you go at it. Oh, that yeah.

51:15

Thanks, Derek. That's a huge twist to the story about

51:17

that. He their he

51:19

already did name it or

51:21

no. I'm pretty sure they have a

51:23

newborn or something like that named

51:25

Sumner, which I guess is Oh,

51:27

same name as one of these kind of mistresses.

51:31

Yeah.

51:31

He's like I cute with this name.

51:33

I don't know how, but it just

51:35

came to me.

51:36

But but he is a feminist. That's

51:39

important to note here. So maybe he's

51:41

such a good feminist. He

51:43

just wants to talk to all the lake. Mhmm.

51:46

Is he a business? Mhmm.

51:48

In

51:48

what, like, how?

51:50

Love talking ladies. Yeah.

51:52

Okay. He's a proud feminist. He's he's

51:55

if he's, you know, he's worn the shirt that

51:57

says feminist, which is proof you are one.

51:59

Okay? Yeah.

52:00

And so that's something to think about. That's

52:02

something to take into account. You

52:04

know, he tells this girl here,

52:08

I guess, they did meet in person. He said, you were

52:10

fifty times hotter in person. And

52:12

then he goes, and so am I? Whoa.

52:15

Oh. There's an algebraic equation. So, you know, he's

52:17

yeah. He's be he's very

52:20

encouraging.

52:22

Yeah. So they did meet

52:23

person. So I have Whoever this one was,

52:25

I guess. So

52:29

Very interesting. Yep. I

52:32

hope they can work it out for the for some

52:34

nurse's sake.

52:35

the

52:37

baby ones, not the old old gentleman

52:39

one. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what the maroon four

52:41

think about this. You know,

52:43

that they're left by the wayside in this. Yeah. I

52:46

hope they're doing okay. Mhmm. One's talking about the

52:48

the maroon four. Yeah. They're

52:50

probably yeah. They're maroon in

52:52

the face. because they're embarrassed,

52:55

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was like, hey. Can you use some of these taxpayer funds?

54:12

Let's let's get this school brand

54:15

new volleyball set up. The governor

54:17

the governor is like no problem. This

54:19

was all done. Hush hush. Of course, Brett

54:21

Farfetch's daughter plays for the school.

54:24

Brent Farms had tough go of it in recent years.

54:27

He had the weird speaking of sextine issues.

54:30

Yeah. And then he Those six

54:32

were up third. Yeah. And then I think

54:34

he's maybe a q and on guy. He said some

54:36

weird stuff on podcasts. It's

54:37

too bad, you know, because he he

54:39

looked great in those jeans. You just thought this

54:41

guy just loves throwing a football wearing jeans. He's

54:43

not doing it because he needs money. Mhmm. He's

54:45

not on cameo because he desperately desperately

54:48

needs to recover earnings. He's

54:50

on Cameo because he loves the fans. Who's the people?

54:52

I I do remember, like, seeing that probably four years

54:54

ago. The bread fart was on Cameo, and it wasn't, like,

54:56

being donated to charity. I was like, that's not good.

54:58

That's not good. That is not good. Cameo

55:00

was hilarious new setup

55:03

in that regard. Like, I remember I

55:05

don't know. Like, Crystalia,

55:07

He's one of my favorite comedians.

55:10

But pre cancellation, he would openly

55:12

be, like, dude, why are people in Kim? You got

55:14

these people rich people, like, pandered

55:16

for hundred bucks. And

55:18

now he's on Cambridge. Is he ready? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

55:20

And

55:20

he's spot you know, I'm sure he gets it.

55:22

But it's it it came here as our fun. It's

55:24

nice people that I'm on it, I love

55:26

it. But, yeah, if you're

55:28

like, Brett Farf been worth

55:31

a hundred million dollars and now

55:33

he's on cameo for five hundred bucks a pop.

55:36

I

55:36

guess he specifically wanted

55:38

being welfare money to be taken.

55:41

to

55:41

put That's in a nice detail. Yeah.

55:44

It does very mean Mississippi

55:46

is just factually the

55:48

poorest state in the United States. and

55:50

he took from the poorest people in

55:52

the poorest state for

55:53

a brand new five million dollar volleyball complex.

55:56

And there's, like, literal text where Brett Farfetch

55:58

is texting someone. He's, like, And I'm

55:59

not gonna get caught for this. Right? And the other

56:02

text is like, no. No. No. You'll be we do this all

56:04

the time. And, like, that has come to life. governor

56:06

the governor joked he's like, I don't wanna end up in

56:08

federal prison. Like, the governor made the

56:10

joke about it. Oh, wow. are good, man.

56:13

That that's that's just a great snapshot

56:15

of two guys who just don't understand the technology they're

56:17

using. Like, no one's it's not possible for you to

56:19

see this. Right? No. It's

56:22

just press delete. They

56:24

should have been on Snapchat. Yeah. Yeah. disappears.

56:26

It disappears. Well, you might get a delete. you'll

56:28

get new phone here a while. Right? Right. Yeah. Okay.

56:31

So we're good then. Yeah. Just turn

56:33

it in for that deposit. They

56:35

give you, like, a two hundred bucks back, and they When you

56:37

get a new phone, just set up as new phone,

56:39

and then you're fine. Oh, cool. Alright,

56:42

man. Give me your address. I'll send you some jeans.

56:45

That's Usually, I wanna do a cameo for you in the kiddos.

56:47

Some are in our buddies. That's you ever seen that clip

56:49

of some, like, courtroom with politicians

56:52

they're they're questioning some guy

56:54

who works for Google, and

56:57

they're doing some Oh, yeah. Like, how you're

56:59

telling me how my phone here is what's going on. The guy

57:01

is just kindly being like that. That

57:03

is not a Google product. I

57:06

that is Apple. So I don't You're

57:08

like, okay. Well, Facebook recently. He's like,

57:10

that's Facebook. Yeah. they can't they

57:12

think Internet is, like, a

57:15

comp you work for Internet. Right?

57:17

I forgot that. And they were, like, running the country.

57:19

It is star You think they're saying you could find Okay.

57:22

Yeah.

57:23

And the guy's just repeatedly being really kind.

57:25

Like, I once once

57:27

again, I work for Google. It is a search

57:29

engine within the Internet. that

57:31

has nothing to do with your mobile device. With iMessage.

57:34

Yeah. I

57:36

you know, remind me of it's that office scene

57:38

where

57:39

Dwight is, like, trying not to waste time. And

57:42

so Jim's trying like, test his patients. And so,

57:44

like, in earshot, he'll be, like,

57:46

battle like, battle store galactic

57:49

was not very good. And, you

57:52

know, Andy's like, is there anything like the original? It's like it's

57:54

it's a shot for shot remake. I think in Dwight,

57:56

it's just like crumbling. Like, to keep his mouth

57:58

shut and not say anything. That's what this

57:59

Google, like CEO or whatever was. Which is, like,

58:02

how do I I can't explain this to the

58:04

people. They're so dumb. I I'm trying so

58:06

hard. I don't know what

58:08

they're

58:09

like, my text won't go through. Explain

58:10

that to me Google. Oh, here

58:12

it is. This is a Today is mister Sundar

58:15

Pichai. Pichai is

58:17

the only representative of Google.

58:19

And if I

58:21

move from here and go over there and sit with my

58:23

Democrat friends, which will make them real

58:25

nervous. Does Google track

58:28

my movement? Does Google

58:31

through this phone know that

58:33

I have moved here and moved over

58:35

to the left? It's

58:37

either yes or no, not

58:40

by default. There may be a Google service

58:42

which you've opted in to use. And

58:44

if So Google knows that I

58:46

am moving over there. It's it's not a trick

58:48

question. You know, you make a hundred million dollars

58:51

a year, you ought to be able to answer that question.

58:53

Does Google know through

58:55

this phone, should I am moving over

58:58

there and sit next to mister Johnson,

59:00

which would make him real nervous? It's

59:03

his question. It's yes or no.

59:05

I won't

59:05

be able to answer without looking at that. You can't

59:07

say yes or no without knowing

59:09

more details, sir. That's

59:11

it. Yeah. I love he's just

59:13

a yes or no. It's not that hard and

59:15

he can't he he's like, well,

59:17

there's Like, do you have do you have Google Maps downloaded?

59:19

Yeah. It's gonna change the maps there. there's

59:22

maybe benefits to it knowing where

59:24

you're at?

59:25

Yeah. Like targeted ads are not

59:27

like the worst thing. Like, it's nice to be

59:29

advertised golf up apparel. It's like, cool. Yeah.

59:32

I want that. Yeah. Oh, there's no yeah.

59:34

It it it started we were joking

59:36

this this weekend at the club about just, like,

59:38

what all our degrees were in college and how

59:41

you, me, Alan,

59:44

all of the ways we make a living

59:46

did not exist when we were in college.

59:48

Yeah.

59:49

And then that's gonna probably be the case

59:52

for the foreseeable future of, like, ten

59:54

years from now, some

59:55

guy I'll have, like, he'll

59:57

be like property manager in the Metiverse.

59:59

It's like, what would you

1:00:02

get your degree and, you know, it's insane.

1:00:04

Even

1:00:04

by the time, like, even some of the more progressive,

1:00:07

like, new age colleges, like, they might come

1:00:09

around here soon. Like, you know what? We're gonna have an influencer

1:00:11

class you could take. By the time you build a class and

1:00:13

build a curriculum, you will convince someone who's

1:00:15

probably not currently an influencer to go teach

1:00:17

it. That information's gonna be obsolete. And everyone's

1:00:19

gonna be like, well, this isn't how you do it anymore. what

1:00:22

worked for Sean Duras and Snapchat in twenty thirteen

1:00:24

-- Yeah. -- email. Like, it's you're always gonna

1:00:26

be behind

1:00:27

through education. Our what

1:00:30

are they called degree x's still a thing?

1:00:32

Where it's like,

1:00:33

you just kinda take whatever you want

1:00:35

and

1:00:36

I did that for three years.

1:00:39

Didn't know that. III don't know how to label it. Yeah. I've never heard

1:00:41

that. I think

1:00:41

that's what it's called. Let's

1:00:43

see. I have an engineering school thing.

1:00:45

No. Trust me. That

1:00:51

is a great Yeah. Yeah. These old meds just have

1:00:53

no idea. If we text it, we should be fine.

1:00:55

It's not an email. because,

1:00:56

like, I Hillary email something with her

1:00:58

emails gets tracked. So hundred by so

1:01:00

why don't we just text? Mhmm. We'll just text.

1:01:03

This

1:01:03

is a trend on the Internet that I've been

1:01:06

very excited to discuss, a

1:01:10

trend of cooking your chicken in Nyquil.

1:01:12

Okay? What? Yes. That

1:01:15

is right. And

1:01:18

seen in reports that a new challenge on social

1:01:20

media encourages participants to cook chicken

1:01:22

in a mixture of a

1:01:24

a cenminiphene dextrom

1:01:27

Why do they

1:01:29

medicines and dinosaurs? Easier names.

1:01:32

You can weigh better for the

1:01:33

yeah.

1:01:35

It wouldn't be easier. Just tell me

1:01:37

I still figured out. Katie's pregnant,

1:01:39

so I guess you can't take what?

1:01:42

I can take acetaminophen. can't

1:01:45

have cold cuts. I cannot tell you.

1:01:46

Yeah. I cannot

1:01:48

Which is high level. What's ibuprofen?

1:01:51

Napproxine. Yeah.

1:01:53

Really? Yeah. I'm pretty

1:01:54

sure. That was a fifty fifty in my head. Okay.

1:01:57

s

1:01:57

oetimatifene, what's dexamethorphan?

1:01:59

the weapon decongestant.

1:02:02

A meth orphan?

1:02:04

A dextra meth orphan.

1:02:08

Dexter

1:02:08

the meth orphan is what I'm hearing.

1:02:10

That's too bad. Right. I wouldn't put that in

1:02:12

your chicken. Mhmm. Don't do that.

1:02:15

And doxy lemon. Dooxilam

1:02:18

dooxilam and Elliot

1:02:20

Yamin. Yeah. Interesting. This

1:02:23

tree of ingredients can

1:02:25

be found in Nike Will. Just say Nike Will.

1:02:27

Gosh. What a waste of time? It says

1:02:29

by simply heating up the medication, you're putting yourself at

1:02:31

risk due to the harmful vapers. Oh,

1:02:33

wow. I like so the the f d FDA

1:02:36

and the CDC has come out and said they

1:02:38

they advise against cooking your chicken

1:02:40

and that cool. We're gonna take a stand We're anti

1:02:43

Nycole cooking. I I feel like after the last

1:02:45

few years, a lot of mistrust

1:02:47

and confusion. I think, like, we just we just need to

1:02:49

base it here. We need some layups here. I was just

1:02:52

I noticed a few people in TikTok, cooking

1:02:54

chicken and Iquil. Let's put out a few

1:02:56

articles. Uh-huh. We're gonna go ahead and say,

1:02:59

not good for you. We

1:03:00

are against it. I was like, oh,

1:03:02

thank goodness. Okay. Katie take all that

1:03:04

night roll off the Instacart. I was

1:03:06

about to have us quite a Crock

1:03:08

pod meal. What

1:03:09

is the, like, why? Like, why are

1:03:11

people doing this?

1:03:12

Yeah. Tell us what

1:03:13

tastes good? Or, like, what's this situation?

1:03:15

The challenge

1:03:17

sounds silly not unappetizing and it

1:03:19

is, but it could be also very unsafe.

1:03:21

Boiling a medication can make it much more concentrated.

1:03:24

Concentrated.

1:03:25

set at the FDA. Even

1:03:27

if you don't eat the chicken, inhaling the medication

1:03:30

papers, okay. Oh, interesting. So

1:03:32

it sounds like as long as you maybe

1:03:34

wear like a mask in ninety

1:03:36

five. Mhmm. While you cook, eating,

1:03:38

that's great. You just wanna inhale it.

1:03:41

Is that

1:03:41

what you're getting? And then And

1:03:44

that's what you fit feed Dexter the method.

1:03:46

I see. To wean them off? Uh-huh.

1:03:50

Yeah. Uh-huh. I just did my own little search

1:03:52

and it appears what happened is, like,

1:03:54

this wasn't really much of a TikTok

1:03:56

trend. A couple people did it. and then

1:03:58

the FDA and CDC come out and they're like, hey,

1:04:01

we gotta stop the night cold chicken. And so

1:04:03

now all these searches are popping up, all these people

1:04:05

are finding out, like, oh, this is a thing. I mean, it was absurd.

1:04:07

It was never heard about this. Twitter news,

1:04:09

like prominent, like, people

1:04:12

warn a bit kicking, cooking chicken

1:04:14

and nike will. It's like, is the are we

1:04:17

really on that much of a downhill trend in this

1:04:19

country? Yeah. It's not even people aren't even

1:04:21

doing it. I think someone showed me to do

1:04:23

It's a it's the tide pod generation. And

1:04:25

it's the second, you know, it's the beta

1:04:28

version of the tide pod eating

1:04:30

and I think it's this article says nobody was actually

1:04:32

into an nightclub chicken until the FDA made it

1:04:34

a thing. Mhmm. You know, I think that's just the case these

1:04:36

days. Yeah. They they just needed

1:04:38

a nice layup. So I heard it

1:04:40

here first, correct opinions. We back it.

1:04:44

No night will in your chicken, please.

1:04:46

If you're gonna do it wear a mask, please.

1:04:48

Right. That's why Do your part do

1:04:50

your part, guys. Unprecedented times.

1:04:53

Yeah. These are Yeah. Please do pandemic. over.

1:04:56

A pandemic is over.

1:04:59

Joe Biden back in the news.

1:05:01

They get Elton John, they give him a medal of

1:05:03

honor or

1:05:04

whatever

1:05:05

they're called. I don't

1:05:05

think he probably got that. Did

1:05:07

he start selling it? I

1:05:09

can keep up with the metal. You got a purple heart.

1:05:11

actually. Yeah. Did he? No. No.

1:05:14

That is You're, like, wounded in combat. Yeah.

1:05:16

Rainbow heart. Oh, Lord.

1:05:19

Ellington John. He got a nobel

1:05:22

prize actually. Dude, yeah. I

1:05:24

mean, Ellington John's amazing. He

1:05:27

Where did he get though? I don't know.

1:05:29

Oh, national humanity's metal. Okay.

1:05:32

Yeah. Two minutes. It's my

1:05:34

great honor. I mean it's sincerely. to

1:05:37

present the

1:05:39

national anthem today. By

1:05:42

the way, It's all

1:05:44

his fault that we're spending six

1:05:46

billion dollars in taxpayer money

1:05:48

this month to

1:05:49

help aids, fight h HIV AIDS.

1:05:54

Hold

1:05:54

on. It

1:05:56

was Is that a joke? I

1:05:59

What

1:05:59

the world What this reason, like, make a

1:06:02

gay joke to help John. Did

1:06:05

our president just insinuate Did

1:06:08

Helen John's One

1:06:10

more sexuality. Can we get a president

1:06:12

that speaks normal here? I mean,

1:06:15

can't we just take a breather for a few years?

1:06:17

I can't believe that's not more everywhere.

1:06:19

Oh, it was. That's crazy. the first time

1:06:21

I saw it. Oh, really? Oh, I

1:06:23

saw I saw it. It's a thanks to this guy. We gotta

1:06:25

donate money to HIV. Thanks to

1:06:27

this guy, spreading his gay songs all

1:06:29

around six billion in text.

1:06:32

So yeah. Poor Joe. Obviously, what

1:06:34

he's trying to say is, like, we have him

1:06:36

to thank for help leading

1:06:39

the charge to raise all this money

1:06:41

to to help diminish the

1:06:43

HIV AIDS epidemic.

1:06:45

That was what he was

1:06:47

trying to say, I believe you're off from what he

1:06:49

said. But what he actually said was, like, we got

1:06:51

this guy of thing for spending all our money on the

1:06:53

aid stuff. why say

1:06:56

taxpayer money. Yeah. That's a negative.

1:06:58

Billion of tax, but I know. No

1:07:00

no citizen once a year, the president being like,

1:07:03

taxpayer

1:07:03

money go in here. That

1:07:06

was

1:07:07

poor guy. Did

1:07:09

you see Elton John's face. Yeah. But you tell him

1:07:11

he's gonna like, this is off script. This is off script. He'll

1:07:13

just clap this one off. He

1:07:16

didn't mean it.

1:07:18

the

1:07:20

Yeah,

1:07:22

man. I might try to get something,

1:07:24

you

1:07:24

know, the taxpayer money's going towards.

1:07:26

I think my taxes go a lot of places, you

1:07:29

know. I don't go to the library that often.

1:07:31

I don't have a kid in the public school system.

1:07:33

You always take the dirt roads. I might get a little

1:07:35

HIV. just, you know, take something

1:07:38

back from the man. Dude, do

1:07:39

you ever been scared you've had it?

1:07:41

No. I had, like, a I

1:07:43

went, what, I got some weird

1:07:45

checkup or whatever. Like, just doing blood work. She's

1:07:47

like, by the way, I threw in, like, the

1:07:49

HIV

1:07:50

checker in the blood work. You

1:07:52

know, I mean, chance

1:07:54

they're super low, but you just, you know, you might as well. And then

1:07:56

I just, for, like, for, like, what

1:07:58

end? Did I did I put off, like,

1:07:59

an HIV vibe? Did

1:08:02

I did I have, like, a weird, like, lump somewhere?

1:08:05

Like, is it a look is the way I spoke?

1:08:07

Yeah. I mean,

1:08:10

It's crazy HIV. I guess it's still around,

1:08:12

but -- Yeah.

1:08:14

-- we've really diminished it. It's

1:08:17

thanks,

1:08:17

Ellen John. Thank

1:08:19

you so, Elton. Yeah.

1:08:21

What's

1:08:22

his big song? Rocketman? No? I

1:08:24

confuse him with Billy Joel and all the piano

1:08:26

guys. The great piano guy. piano man.

1:08:28

Piano man is El John. Yeah. Yeah.

1:08:30

Rocket man Billy Joel. Yeah. El John's

1:08:33

been Piano man burning. He's

1:08:38

been a That's on the charts a lot lately.

1:08:40

I feel like he had a song with Dua Lipa. He's

1:08:42

been yeah. He's been staying trendy. Good

1:08:45

friend. Oh, I

1:08:46

don't John just Rocketman also.

1:08:50

Yeah. Billy Joel's piano in.

1:08:53

piano man. That's

1:08:56

my bed. Amy a son-in-law to

1:08:59

rocket bed. Mhmm. Wow.

1:09:01

I'll jump seventy five.

1:09:03

Wow. He's doing it. He he doesn't have

1:09:05

HIV. Right? We have him to think.

1:09:08

I

1:09:08

don't know. I don't think so. No. I don't know. No.

1:09:10

He doesn't. True. But I don't know anything about this guy.

1:09:12

know

1:09:12

him and Dewey, if I was song together.

1:09:15

Let's just where

1:09:17

I'm just rapid fire, crazy

1:09:19

thing celebrity said, Kanye, popped

1:09:21

up on my TikTok, play this for us,

1:09:23

Derek. This guy, I'm excited

1:09:26

for

1:09:27

the next twenty years of Kanye. I'm gonna

1:09:29

say,

1:09:30

Why did you let all these people

1:09:32

think I was so crazy? And

1:09:35

God is gonna say, well,

1:09:37

it was a camouflage. I was protecting

1:09:39

you.

1:09:41

Yeah.

1:09:45

When he gets to when he finally talks to God face to

1:09:47

face, he's like, why do you let everyone think I was crazy? And he's

1:09:49

like, it was a camouflage to protect you.

1:09:51

I think the I think

1:09:53

we can all agree that that

1:09:55

was a great kind of insular

1:09:57

argument for, like, everyone thinks I'm crazy. Let

1:10:00

me explain how I'm not crazy. This is

1:10:02

what God will say to me. Yeah. And that,

1:10:04

you know, when you know what God will say to you,

1:10:07

that just disproves your crates? Yeah.

1:10:09

It's kind of it that cannibalizes his

1:10:11

initial traits. No. That's yeah.

1:10:13

Like, or you think I'm crazy?

1:10:16

Well, trust me. God God's gonna say something

1:10:18

pretty different than that. God doesn't. And you

1:10:20

you he made you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.

1:10:22

You're like, oh, He's like, look at

1:10:24

all the times in the bible when God would,

1:10:27

one, talk to people once they got to heaven

1:10:29

and kind of explain things to him. And two,

1:10:31

when he would sit them down and be like, no. No. No. No.

1:10:33

No. No. You were a camouflage. And

1:10:36

look at the scripture. That's everywhere in the bible.

1:10:38

The camouflage talk. And it's smart

1:10:40

to kind of out yourself as like, you

1:10:42

know, if you're camouflaged, that means you're

1:10:44

blended in, people don't suspect you. So you

1:10:47

wanna announce the camouflaged. A

1:10:51

lot of -- All makes sense. -- animals

1:10:53

that can camouflage themselves, octopuses,

1:10:56

chameleons. Before they really change their

1:10:58

skin, they give a big oh, I'm

1:11:01

changing over here and they kinda like

1:11:03

different forms of that to let people know. Yeah. I'm about

1:11:05

to blend in. Look out. Look out.

1:11:08

the cold Kanye. I'm I'm proud to

1:11:10

say I was on the Kanye's crazy train a little while

1:11:12

back. There's still lots of people like He's

1:11:14

misunderstood genius. And it's fun

1:11:16

to see slowly. People

1:11:18

kinda be like, maybe he's just really

1:11:20

good.

1:11:21

at making songs on

1:11:23

our own. Like a synthesizer. He's just

1:11:25

crazy beyond that.

1:11:27

Yeah. think we're both

1:11:29

early on that trend. Like, I think he's a good music

1:11:31

producer and might have some undiagnosed bipolar

1:11:34

disease. Yeah. Yes, he does. More

1:11:37

camouflage. Camouflage. God's

1:11:39

gonna explain that one away later. Don't

1:11:41

worry about it.

1:11:42

Yeah. May that maybe it's

1:11:44

just a sadie's Julie just kind of mentally

1:11:47

not well and we just he

1:11:49

and then ABC's like, come interview. You

1:11:52

know, maybe that's not what we should be doing. Katie,

1:11:54

what are your thoughts?

1:11:56

Yeah.

1:11:57

I mean, he

1:11:58

is mentally ill. Yeah.

1:12:00

I

1:12:00

wish he cried.

1:12:01

I'm great.

1:12:02

You know, the hormones, I guess.

1:12:05

Oh, God. Yeah. I get his

1:12:07

feelings. I misunderstood

1:12:09

also. People call me

1:12:12

crazy. It's just a

1:12:14

camouflage. I love camouflage. Yeah. That's

1:12:16

good to know. Next time you have, like, a hormonal

1:12:19

overwhelmingness. Mhmm.

1:12:21

This is camouflage. Yeah. of

1:12:23

your greatness. Yeah. So

1:12:25

you should see that and not.

1:12:27

You she was so great the other day.

1:12:31

translation?

1:12:35

Crazy hormones. Okay. Crazy. Got

1:12:37

it. Got it. G hormones. translate hormones

1:12:40

also for Jake. Yeah. So hormones If

1:12:42

you go to style a horror movie -- Yeah. -- where they're

1:12:44

like, oh, Yeah.

1:12:46

And then it's lot of like Yeah. Pregnant

1:12:51

the pregnant gals know it's But

1:12:54

yeah, Katie's everyone's been very nice and

1:12:56

supportive. Yes. Feeling good feeling okay

1:12:58

today?

1:12:58

Yeah. I'm a little tired, but

1:13:01

Alright. I'm good. I like you guys'

1:13:03

ginger reveal. Mhmm. Thanks. Thank

1:13:05

you. Yeah. If you guys haven't seen it, you need to check

1:13:07

it out. It's in the caption.

1:13:09

Mhmm. That's

1:13:10

it. Yeah. It's in

1:13:11

the caption of a nice beige photo.

1:13:13

The

1:13:14

beige photo. We

1:13:16

should didn't wanna make too big a deal

1:13:18

of it, but I had a buddy who

1:13:21

we did do, like, a fun with friends of what

1:13:23

we had. She, like, we cut open

1:13:25

the cake and it was blue. And

1:13:27

I had a friend there who had has been doing

1:13:29

this kinda like, what is it?

1:13:31

Polaroidy, Filmy thing with black and white

1:13:33

photos. Yeah. So I was like, should we we

1:13:35

should post the black and white photo, let me pull it.

1:13:38

Review gender reveal? There's

1:13:40

just been there. Yeah. Some people are

1:13:42

really into this film photo

1:13:45

look. Mhmm. Why why do they do that?

1:13:47

The iPhone is made of vibes. It

1:13:49

takes a great photo and it's in your pocket

1:13:51

constantly. Yeah. And do a film. You don't

1:13:53

know if you expose it properly. You don't even know if it turned

1:13:56

out. Oh, it's better. You could have missed a moment. And then you

1:13:58

wait and you have to, like, go run an errand to get

1:13:59

home. Yeah. You do.

1:14:00

You have to run an errand. It takes at this

1:14:02

point, it takes a while to get it back. Safe

1:14:04

to send it off because no

1:14:06

one really develops it. Yeah. Send it to a third

1:14:08

world country. I don't still ask the technology.

1:14:10

I don't understand what this obsession this.

1:14:12

Mhmm. Like

1:14:13

politicians thinks you send it to Google or

1:14:15

something. Explain

1:14:16

it. It's a yes or no question. Is

1:14:18

my daughter taken film classes

1:14:20

or not? You

1:14:22

make a hundred million dollars a year, sir? Yes

1:14:25

or no. It's not complicated. Sounds

1:14:27

like a love that. Sounds

1:14:28

like you, Trey. I mean, that is a classic

1:14:30

tradeline. It's yes or no. It's

1:14:32

yes or no. Well, okay. Now we

1:14:34

only have a marital argument on the podcast.

1:14:36

That's different I'm not asking you technical questions.

1:14:39

Katie's a big what's

1:14:41

a great example? Like, oh, you have

1:14:43

one? Oh, she's No.

1:14:44

I don't have just a specific example, but

1:14:46

I I Well,

1:14:47

let's let's be, like, packing the car. I was, like, do you want this

1:14:49

back here? And she's, like, well, well,

1:14:52

I didn't what the I thought process was, like, if

1:14:54

I if I packed this bag, I thought we could maybe it was, like,

1:14:56

just But

1:14:57

you wanna I like to context.

1:14:59

I like to be, like, well, we have

1:15:01

some options here. We have that. We could do it

1:15:03

this way or this way.

1:15:04

No. Just the You know what about here or not? If

1:15:06

it's a no, we can explore other options.

1:15:07

is it

1:15:09

That's good.

1:15:10

Yep.

1:15:12

I loved I liked it's fun trying

1:15:15

new bits out. Huntsville was great.

1:15:17

And so one

1:15:18

of my new bits is how Katie and I you

1:15:20

know our marriage is great because we're not afraid

1:15:22

to fight in front of your face.

1:15:24

Oh, people

1:15:25

resonating with that. Yeah. They liked it. Yeah. It's

1:15:27

like

1:15:28

You should do you see a couple just going at it

1:15:30

out in public? That's a great marriage. because

1:15:33

they're they're they're firmed in their

1:15:35

connection. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But we didn't

1:15:37

hear what you think. Clarify

1:15:38

what that means really.

1:15:40

Like, we're not, like, yep.

1:15:41

We're doing it right now. And we're doing it right now.

1:15:45

Let's toss it out. Jake Jake five. Yeah.

1:15:48

I mean, Jake, you spend

1:15:51

almost every waking moment with us happen

1:15:53

on every plane with us in the past

1:15:55

year.

1:15:55

Have you seen us fly?

1:15:57

the There

1:15:59

was one

1:15:59

example What was the Oh. I

1:16:02

remember on tour. What was it? What was it?

1:16:04

I remember so only remember, like, one word.

1:16:06

And so there's probably oh, okay. No

1:16:08

more of it's coming back to you. We're in think we'd

1:16:10

already had a long day of travel. excited to talk about it. I can't remember

1:16:12

much. I know that you guys will like stuff. We'll

1:16:14

bring it up. We'd already had a long day of travel.

1:16:16

Let's do it. Of course, like, Someone

1:16:18

got screwed up at the hotel. We're trying to figure

1:16:20

out our hotel room. And I

1:16:22

just remember, you said some line about our

1:16:24

base. That's all I remember. If you

1:16:26

remember that. How was it when we didn't have a

1:16:28

hotel room. Yeah. Yeah. You said something about

1:16:30

Harvey's. Yes. And Katie did not like that.

1:16:32

That's all I can remember in my head. Do you

1:16:34

know what I'm talking about? I

1:16:36

can don't remember why he

1:16:38

was said that, but It

1:16:39

was it was at the debacle where we were go it was

1:16:41

late, it was the end of a run, and our hotel

1:16:43

wasn't ready. Yeah. It was No.

1:16:44

It's not that it wasn't ready. There were no

1:16:46

rules. There were no rules. Yeah. And what was I think

1:16:49

you were, like, you were, like, googling something. You're, like, I'm looking

1:16:51

it up. And Katie was, like, what are you looking it up?

1:16:53

And you're, like, I'm

1:16:54

not looking up an Arby. Yeah. So that was

1:16:56

something that I was furious. I was

1:16:58

already mad just because, like, we're tired end

1:17:00

of a run. We've had some hotel struggles

1:17:02

before. They're like, we have no rooms here. So I'm looking

1:17:05

up something yeah. And I think some Katie's

1:17:07

like,

1:17:08

should I look something up? I was like, yeah. I want

1:17:10

you to look up where to eat. See if armies is open.

1:17:12

Yeah. I said something was I was looking up

1:17:14

and calling places, and I was asking him because

1:17:16

I was like, Let's divide and conquer. Like,

1:17:18

you look up these places, out, look up these

1:17:20

places. And,

1:17:21

yeah, he, like, shot up Yeah. He's, like,

1:17:23

yeah, I wasn't looking up when Arby's is open.

1:17:26

Yeah. Which was

1:17:29

which was a weird, like, kind of, dislash.

1:17:32

It was not well received by her, obviously. Like,

1:17:35

do talk to me that way. Actually, we just

1:17:37

kinda did a thing, and

1:17:38

you guys are just like, okay. Nice.

1:17:41

It's the only one I remember. remembering. It

1:17:43

was just really started with just the word Arby's and

1:17:45

then Moore started to come to me. It was, like, a walk

1:17:47

away now. Like, when you're, like, when you're really mad and

1:17:49

you just, like, spit something out, and

1:17:52

you look back later and, like, not only was that, like,

1:17:54

mean to say, it was, like, also weird. Thank

1:17:56

you. Yeah.

1:18:00

That's all I remember. We got to sit next to each other on

1:18:02

an airplane first time ever. Yeah. We didn't

1:18:04

say a word to each other. Didn't need to. because

1:18:06

I was asleep. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't have to

1:18:08

wake you up, though. Yeah.

1:18:10

I wish Why they're

1:18:13

so concerned with the hey. Put

1:18:15

that seat back up two inches. Is that gonna, like,

1:18:18

kill somebody on the landing? I I don't know

1:18:20

where you're away from you. Yeah. Excuse

1:18:22

me. Can you move that an inch and a half for I've also

1:18:24

been in several where, like, they get

1:18:27

it wrong. I guess I'm, like, I don't know if

1:18:29

I'm, like, a heavy I have a heavy upper body,

1:18:31

but I was like, hey, move it up. I'm like, it

1:18:33

is. I'm just like laying back on it.

1:18:36

It would be nice. I mean, these

1:18:38

airplanes are still pretty behind the times.

1:18:40

I mean, even like, we got to fight Delta.

1:18:42

Delta's nice. You get a screen that

1:18:44

is like, five inch. It's like a three by

1:18:46

five note card screen. So these planes are so old, but

1:18:49

how nice somebody in the future would be like like

1:18:51

on a on a timer? like, you can go back.

1:18:53

And then when you get below ten thousand feet, it just

1:18:55

goes back up for you. It'll be awesome.

1:18:57

It can't

1:18:58

be that hard. It can't be that hard. Can't be that I have a sports

1:19:00

marketing degree. figure it out. Uh-huh. Sports marketing.

1:19:04

No problem. Ugh. How

1:19:07

long we've been?

1:19:08

We are going strong here. One sixteen.

1:19:11

the

1:19:12

let's give us some segments.

1:19:14

I don't

1:19:14

the this

1:19:16

was a big news. Let's give us some segments.

1:19:20

Crazy light baby names.

1:19:23

Alec Baldwin. Oh.

1:19:25

Have Kid number seven. Right?

1:19:27

Number seven, Katie, you're on top

1:19:29

of it. Tell us about it. That's all I know.

1:19:31

Okay. Now, like, you know, hale

1:19:34

hale hilaria,

1:19:36

diet. Malaria?

1:19:38

I think. I don't know.

1:19:40

Her name either rhymes with diarrhea or malaria.

1:19:43

Yeah.

1:19:45

Hilaria or Hilaria?

1:19:47

Which

1:19:49

one? I'm gonna go with Hilaria.

1:19:51

Okay. What's the baby's name?

1:19:54

com

1:19:55

Oh, that was the point of this home. Yep. Then

1:19:57

the seventh kid and

1:19:59

Alec Baldwin. Hope

1:20:02

he's doing well.

1:20:05

He is they

1:20:08

announced she's here. They had

1:20:10

a little girl. their tiny

1:20:12

dream come true, their seventh

1:20:14

children under the age of ten. Wow.

1:20:16

I mean, this guy is he is just firing

1:20:19

him out. This

1:20:20

that woman. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

1:20:22

He's sixty four.

1:20:24

So he's just firing him.

1:20:27

not shooting blanks. Yeah. There we go.

1:20:29

I've seen people saw much of them. Firing

1:20:33

and firing.

1:20:35

Hilaria's thirty eight.

1:20:38

She's thirty eight. Yeah. Okay. Heat.

1:20:41

Okay.

1:20:41

That is He's sixty or something.

1:20:43

A quick discrepancy. So a quick note on the baby's

1:20:46

name.

1:20:46

Aleria Catalina

1:20:49

Arena.

1:20:50

Aleria Catalina Arena.

1:20:52

Cool. How

1:20:54

do you spell Alaria?

1:20:55

yeah

1:20:56

I don't know, Katie. You may remember

1:20:59

Hilaria's notable scandal where she was accused

1:21:02

of pretending to be Spanish when she's actually

1:21:04

a

1:21:05

woman named Hillary from Boston. I'd

1:21:07

say

1:21:07

she's definitely going for the more cultured

1:21:10

identity. Hilary of Valeria Ballerina

1:21:13

as a name. So So she's from Massachusetts.

1:21:15

I guess people annoyed because she's just some american

1:21:18

girl from Boston, and they're just throwing Ria's

1:21:21

on the end of all their names. Alecuria,

1:21:24

Baldwinita, It's like a fun kind

1:21:26

of pig latany thing. People

1:21:29

from Boston. Hileria,

1:21:31

Hileria. So though

1:21:34

Fault

1:21:34

Baldwin. He's in

1:21:37

prison. Having so many kids.

1:21:40

Seven hundred ten. That

1:21:42

is wild. Does

1:21:44

that does that even add up? Is

1:21:47

that

1:21:47

possible? because I'm like I mean, it

1:21:49

it He's on set for movies.

1:21:53

Did

1:21:53

they did they make these in the trailer yet?

1:21:55

Twins. Yeah. For

1:21:57

sure.

1:21:58

Or any of them twins? that's

1:22:00

probably pretty likely with her age that

1:22:02

they're doing this sort of, like, fertility -- Oh, yeah.

1:22:04

-- medication. It's, like, adding some poop.

1:22:06

Yeah. Seven and ten sounds tough.

1:22:10

kenny.

1:22:10

He's

1:22:11

a fertile fruglia.

1:22:12

What

1:22:15

do you think? What do we need to name ours?

1:22:19

Trey Aria? Trey Aria. You're asking me or Katie.

1:22:21

You? Thank you.

1:22:22

the

1:22:26

ZEC. And

1:22:28

you guys One time for ZEC. Let us know, Rekties,

1:22:30

if you like the name ZEC. I want I

1:22:32

named it just almost like something else their entire life.

1:22:34

So ZEC Brad, I think

1:22:36

Brad would be good. Is that Go ahead. Brad?

1:22:39

No. No. Brad. Oh, Brad.

1:22:41

You're not here. Brad. Brad.

1:22:43

That's great. Yeah. BR always love that name.

1:22:45

Yeah. Brad or Zach.

1:22:48

Zach.

1:22:49

No. It's Zach. Yeah.

1:22:51

It'd be fun. or

1:22:53

just suck.

1:22:56

Like, talk?

1:23:00

No. Zuck.

1:23:03

Or spell it properly, a normal

1:23:05

name and then say no, it's actually pronounced filip,

1:23:08

you

1:23:08

know. Oh, it's spelled completely normal.

1:23:10

Something like that. Just to get him a lot of attention,

1:23:13

you know, kind of that Kanye camouflage, you

1:23:15

know. Yes. Or you're desperately begging for attention

1:23:17

by saying you don't want it. Do

1:23:20

you guys do you guys know who Tricia paid us is?

1:23:22

Yes. Wild YouTuber, gal.

1:23:25

She had a daughter.

1:23:26

Oh, cool. So

1:23:28

you know, that's a little worrisome. There's

1:23:31

gonna be more of people like her,

1:23:33

but

1:23:33

she is entertaining. And they named her

1:23:35

Malibu Barbie. Nuh-uh. Yes,

1:23:38

Katie. I fully

1:23:40

People do this. expected you

1:23:42

to be like, Tricia Pate has had a kid and it's not

1:23:44

only fans. because it's not gonna

1:23:46

be long. I don't know what only fans policy is, but

1:23:48

she will make money off that kid. That is And

1:23:50

it will be on only fans. Malibu Barri.

1:23:53

thoughts on that? That's funny. I saw the word Malibu

1:23:56

Barbie trending last week and I did it. I couldn't

1:23:58

backtrack it. So it was Trish's kid.

1:24:00

So you're just looking at a barbie's lip,

1:24:02

like, why don't you try to do barbies? I'm gonna search his

1:24:04

stuff. She

1:24:05

could. Thankfully, this girl does have some choices

1:24:07

when she gets older. she could I

1:24:10

mean, just go by Malibu. It's

1:24:12

it's weird, but it's like

1:24:13

Mal. Mal is great. She could go by

1:24:15

Malibu. Lurb. Live.

1:24:17

Live. What about live? Born in California?

1:24:20

She has Libby is Libby. Yep.

1:24:22

She has some choices. So, I mean,

1:24:25

Barb. Yeah. Barb, you

1:24:27

know, so she's not destined

1:24:29

to be a whatever mouth

1:24:32

a boob, Barbie?

1:24:32

Male boob combined. He has an

1:24:34

adult. Male boob. Male boob.

1:24:37

I mean,

1:24:37

Barbie can be a lot of things. We've

1:24:39

seen that. She can be a doctor. She

1:24:41

can be a astronaut. That is true. Yeah. Come

1:24:43

on. Hey. The future is female. That's

1:24:45

that's that's that's how you hear Katie. Send me

1:24:47

this. Just like Adam will be to be a Malibu

1:24:49

I don't live in believe that's it. She can be whatever garbage

1:24:52

she wants. That's powerful.

1:24:54

Thank you. Thank you. And then

1:24:56

I got this submission on the correct penis

1:24:58

Instagram from a from an anonymous

1:25:01

Facebook post. These are the best. Alright,

1:25:03

y'all. We cannot decide on

1:25:05

a name for this sweet baby girl. What

1:25:07

names do y'all like? This is what we've narrowed it down to.

1:25:10

And I I think we'll do some similar.

1:25:12

We'll pull the audience to name the child. Yep.

1:25:14

Sounds great. Sierra? Okay.

1:25:17

infinity.

1:25:19

Carrera. Oh,

1:25:20

no. Thanks. Denali. A guy with

1:25:22

a r speech impediment? No. Loretta.

1:25:26

Like

1:25:26

the cheese? Mercedes.

1:25:28

So we got a car, a gun.

1:25:31

All our cars are named after all of our kids

1:25:33

are named after cars. Oh.

1:25:36

these are their names.

1:25:38

Austin Bentley Cooper, Lincoln,

1:25:41

Shavell and Shavell and

1:25:43

Hudson.

1:25:45

cousin.

1:25:47

So this yeah. think

1:25:50

that's a cool trend to

1:25:51

name after cars. I

1:25:54

wouldn't

1:25:54

even say If the names were toomer.

1:25:57

Yeah. Denali Stratus. Civic.

1:26:00

Like, these are terrible. Yeah.

1:26:03

What do you guys think about? F

1:26:06

two fifty. Thoughts?

1:26:09

F three fifty let us know in the

1:26:11

comments. It's a popular car. We

1:26:14

we could go

1:26:17

Tundra. Twitter's

1:26:19

on. Toyota thon, Kia

1:26:22

Rock and Summer sales event. Maybe

1:26:24

she didn't she could just go by Kia? What's

1:26:27

her favorite car, Katie?

1:26:30

You know, there's gonna be someone named

1:26:32

Tesla

1:26:32

here soon. Oh, yeah. That's

1:26:35

him. Nice

1:26:36

name there.

1:26:37

Yeah. We could go v, we

1:26:39

could go wrap four,

1:26:42

go f series, any

1:26:44

of them.

1:26:46

Yeah.

1:26:48

Model t.

1:26:50

She's an old soul. She's my model T0I

1:26:52

like that. Yeah. Yeah. A horse and

1:26:55

buggy. Yeah.

1:27:00

Yeah. think we covered. Yeah. It's probably good. Cool. Yeah.

1:27:02

No more cars. ma'am. Yeah. So thank

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you, guys, for always this all the submissions there. Hit

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up the Yeah.

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And then yeah. We'll we'll we'll

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pull we'll pull you all in the podcast about we name.

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Our child, let us know in the comments, were

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between limo

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and Convertible.