In this episode Jon and Marcus Stamos take listener phone calls and play yet another game of "How Much Is That Screen Actors Guild Residual Check?" Then it’s "Who’s Zoomin' Who" as Comedian Alonzo Bodden zooms in to talk about winning and judging Last Comic Standing. Next, in "Small Town News", a man steals a massive dildo from a sex shop... and he’s still at large. And finally the boys swap gifts in another edition of "Goodwill Hunting". This episode moves like a heavy lightweight.