Saffie had his Netflix account hacked. DanO comes out as a big blanket guy. Connor defends OJ Simpson. Colin HATES the Olympics, and therefore America & The Troops as well. All that and more on this week's/month's episode of CBCL:START - 15:5

Hansen & Tyson vs. Predator (feat. Celadon)

Jun 11th, 2021 58m 2s

Bringing everyone into the weekend with this chock-full episode. Less animal fights, more child predator fights. Also, we started an advice column. A few people got some great life advice that could be helpful to everyone listening. We do a li

Man vs. Beast

May 24th, 2021 43m 8s

WE ARE BACK from a brief time off from recording. This one is filled with animal fights, orgasm candle talk, and roughly 5 multi-million dollar ideas. That's really it. START - 12:25: "Majority Will Always Win"12:37 - 26:47: "'Man vs. Be

Producing Thirsty Sons (feat. KHughesUrDaddy)

Mar 15th, 2021 1h 2m

We have a real, live father-to-be on the pod this week! KHughesUrDaddy joins us to give his tips on producing males, choosing the right name, and going through labor as a dad. All you future dads need to bookmark this episode. Enjoy! 1:16 -

My condiment just happens to be more snacks (feat. Meg, Amanda & Alli)

Mar 1st, 2021 43m 54s

COUPLE LADIES!?!? This week we are joined by a couple ladies to show us where we went wrong with our Starting Five of Snacks. We also cover NBA Top Shot, news from the Potato Head family, and Saffie's bathroom layout is brought into question.

Who Would Subscribe to Saffie's OnlyFans?

Feb 22nd, 2021 1h 2m

Just hypothetically speaking, how many of you would pay to see Saffie scantily clothed in a big pile of salt? We explore that scenario and many others on this week's CAN'T MISS episode. 1:16 - 1:46: Yachts With Friends1:51 - 14:39: The Rea

“Explosive, Cutting Edge, It Would’ve Moved the Needle”

Feb 5th, 2021 11m 1s

The Long, Lost Episode. One that will go down in CBCL history for eternity. One might see this episode as a sign of weakness. "Have they lost their fastball," one might ask. "Do they even care anymore," others will question. "I think they've pe

The 2021 CBCL Weight Loss Challenge

Jan 25th, 2021 1h 4m

THE CHALLENGE IS ON! Saffie vs. Colin square off in a test to cut calories. Saffie is doing away with eating altogether. Colin is entering tax season. The winner wins (at least) $250. The stakes could not be higher, folks. 1:17 - 4:15: Cord

Let me tell you about pirates.

Jan 11th, 2021 53m 17s

Kicking off 2021 with an ENORMOUS episode for you all! We have 2 new segments that we're really jacked up for you to hear. If you didn't know what a sea shanty was before this episode, now you will.1:17 - 2:16: Viking Blood2:27 - 5:59: Se

Couple Beers Events, LLC

Dec 29th, 2020 59m 14s

The last episode of 2020 is here, and you don't want to miss some of our ideas for events in 2021. 1:09 - 2:16: Saffie's Wedding Request2:21 - 7:50: Couple Beers Events, LLC8:02 - 28:22: The Dark Web / Female Condoms28:33 - 51:04:

The Beatles Basement Circle Jerk

Dec 14th, 2020 56m 1s

We're back and we are distancing ourselves via Zoom. We talk about orgies, The Beatles, the Monolith, and filling holes in your driveway. We also did a great Starting 5 of MIddle School songs. Also included - the Michael B. Jordan vs. Michael J

I was a late swimmer. (Feat. Chris Barnes)

Nov 13th, 2020 1h 17m

Bringing you into the weekend with this long-form conversation recording. We packed a lot into this episode, including a guest appearance by our Political Correspondent Chris Barnes. It ended with a Brando's Pizza Review. 1:08 - 1:54: RIP Sad

That porn is gunna find its way to my wedding.

Oct 30th, 2020 1h

After a brief hiatus, we are back and wow do we have one for you all right here right now. Many laughs were had in this one. Thank you all for listening. 1:42 - 17:07: Male porn stars / bleaching your asshole17:13 - 21:44: Controlling the win

"You gotta watch out for guys who pound the rock."

Sep 18th, 2020 1h 36m

We're back with a banger to lead you into the weekend. We start off by discovering a new derogatory name, and Dan tells a heroic tale of how he broke into his own house. This week we review skincare products from our new favorite company Menly.

The WAP vs. Wop Debate You Didn't Know You Needed

Aug 24th, 2020 1h 30m

You read that right,,,folks. We start off with our live reactions of watching the "WAP" music video for the first time. A new contestant emerges as J. Dash's 2011 hit single "Wop" is suddenly brought into the mix. How the turntables. To end t

Another Goddamn Kayak Dick Pic (Feat. Amanda)

Aug 10th, 2020 1h 7m

We have a HUGE episode for you this week. We welcome on Amanda to tell her harrowing tale of receiving a very unique, but still unwanted dick pic. You absolutely need to hear this story!1:08 - 4:38: Saffie's Traffic Stop4:39 - 8:05: Drinking

"I still don't know what disco lemonade is."

Jul 19th, 2020 1h 2m

What is the best One-Hit Wonder in the last 40 years?! Should we all have bidets in our bathrooms? Have you ever seen a dead camel? We tackle these burning topics and a lot more one this week's episode. 01:09 - 08:50: Recap of last week's 'Ani

Giraffic Jam: Part 2 (Feat. SamFaz)

Jul 10th, 2020 1h 12m

We're back with Part 2 of our long conversation. We also get into owning guns, how dick picks could end your career, and the importance of putting your name on your cooler. 00:46 - 01:39: Ballwash.com -> Coupon Code: CBCL03:38 - 09:38: Footjo

Giraffic Jam: Part 1 (Feat. SamFaz)

Jul 3rd, 2020 41m 48s

We are LIVE to you from our new podcast space and Saffie's spare bedroom (DM him for renters information). There is some real locker room talk on this episode, so I'll leave it at that. Dick measuring parties, the most and least well-endowed co

“It’s incredibly expensive in France, Daniel.”

Jun 11th, 2020 47m 35s

Saffie went to a protest. We talked a lot about the ice cream options from ice cream trucks. In honor of Father’s Day weekend, we did a Starting 5 of Dad Flexes. Lastly, we ended with a little taste of what our next episode will be about. Song

Exotic Animal Hubris

May 30th, 2020 1h 12m

Saffie starts things off with the story of how his father recently kind of kidnapped their barber. We introduce Ballsy as our new advertisement opportunity - coupon code: CBCL for 15% off at ballwash.com. Saffie runs through his Giddy experien

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May 21st, 2020 53s

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Accidentally Buying an Indian Reservation

May 19th, 2020 1h 28m

We are back with a long one,,,,,folks. Saffie starts it off by telling the story of how the Wampanoag Indian Tribe is saving his parents from having neighbors. He is also in the middle of a war with the outside. DanO is eating a new food. Conno

The Giddy Episode

May 1st, 2020 55m 18s

Our greatly anticipated product review of the Eddie device by Giddy is here and it is spectacular. We take a deep dive into this world of Giddy, giving you all of the information you need along with our personal experiences and opinions. Visit

The beach is overrated, say it louder for the people in the back!

Apr 12th, 2020 36m 34s

We are back and we are making moves, folks. We announce a new partnership with another company that is in the early stages of taking over the world and your bedroom lives. We finish the episode with our Starting Five of Things We Hate About the