Dear listener, you're awake at last. Please relax and enjoy this haircut while I propel you across the desert and fight off the violent men who hound us, and vice versa.

Please do not start the fishing game, or you could doom us both!

With Ben Swithen as the Fishing Tutorial and you, dear listener, as yourself.

cw: blood mention, gunfights, body horror (mild, affirming), menstruation mention