Stormy compares Trump to Toad from Mario Kart and guess what trended all day on social media? Coward Mark Judge won’t testify in the continuation of the hearing for his high school drinking buddy, Brett Kavanaugh. Pundit Donny Deutsch put up a wad of money in a wager saying the alleged rapist SCOTUS candidate would not be confirmed. Hurricane Florence turned North Carolina into a toxic stew of hog crap, sewage and coal ash. So far, Bob Woodward’s book about Shitler has sold bigly. Koch whore Scott Walker may not be leading in the polls in Wisconsin for the first time. A bigoted school superintendent in Texas was busted puking forth racist garbage on Facebook about African American quarterbacks. Conserva-dweeb Ted Cruz’s election campaign is chock full of douche-chill moments and the Crabs played a lowlight.