Brian, Kate, and Edward dissect Baz Luhrmann’s 1999 smash hit spoken-word song with the finesse of a turkey vulture. What they learn is that Everybody’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) is nothing more than an overly sentimental agitprop campaign, existing somewhere between a get-off-my-lawn/Kranky Kong swan song and a Michel Gondry child grooming monologue, crafted to push forward the myth that ‘being well-adjusted’ is a cool idea. Podcaster's will philander. You, too, will get old. Sunscreen, like advice, could end all life on Earth.This episode features the game "Jenny Holzer Truism or Urban Outfitters Graphic Tee?"