Can I interest you in some minimap sprinkles? Travis and Ian come up with some stellar side quests to punch up your overly involved campaign, including a fetch quest for a beholder's contact lens! Just in case your D&D narrative was moving TOO QUICKLY. Plus: Ian's got new pants, Adron's got new paychecks, and Travis is pissed about pretty much all of it.

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RE: RE: The Kids Are Alright (We Think)

Parents who were taking part in the new Royals and Royals Tower of Tots program: we regret to inform you that your kids have somehow activated the runic portals, and are scattered across multiple planes. The good news is, wow! These are smart kids! That puzzle was made for semi-competent adults! The bad news is we are struggling to solve the puzzle ourselves to go get them back. So if you are an experienced cryptographer, please respond ASAP.

Huzzah,R&R HR