Travis Royals and a SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST attempt to design an adventure to help one special listener deal with the loss of their favorite podcast co-host. (Note: It is totally not the former co-host of this podcast, Sir Ian of the Hills.) Plus: deals with god, Michael's Bay, and how to roll a d2.

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RE: RE: The Candlelight Vigilantes

It has come to our attention that some of you are seeking vengeance for the banishment of our lead architect, Sir of the Hills. Also that you have armed yourself with office supplies to take out the owner of this company as retribution. Well Mr. Royals would like to assure you that this is in fact "not cool, guys" and that "no stapler raised against me will prosper."

You may find him holed up in the Lactation Room if you need him—but you didn't hear that from us.

Huzzah, R&R HR