Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute human fire tornado of hilarity and certified Trying to Be a Good Person™ Rachel Coster!!! They caught Rachel on her dredge through Prospect Park, making her Crazy Hot's first ever outdoor interview. She is so

"I'm Having Sex Right Now" with Youngmi Mayer

Sep 14th, 2021 1h 39m

Eileen and Lauren chat with the amazing Youngmi Mayer (as in John Mayer but no relation thank god), prolific Tweet writer, comedian, TikTok star and host of Feeling Asian podcast and live show! They talk about the best way to deal with trolls,

"Horny Jewish Bitch" with Arielle Kaplan

Sep 7th, 2021 1h 54m

Today's episode is really something. Eileen and Lauren chat with hot Jewish sex positive influencer and meme lord Arielle Kaplan aka Whoregasmic, writer and host of Balls Deep podcast!! They talk daddy issues, having IBS (or not), rebranding to

"World's Biggest Internet Troll" with Ben Palmer

Aug 31st, 2021 1h 54m

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolutely legendary and world renowned comedian and internet troll Ben Palmer of Palmer Trolls!! You've seen the videos where a random guy crashes an MLM's (pyramid scheme's) Zoom meetings and makes fake Facebook page

"Single Fringle Dingle" With Zubi Ahmed

Aug 17th, 2021 1h 39m

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous hilarious comedian Zubi Ahmed!! They talk about the newest episodes of Arthur (D.W. dying from Covid), being toxic on dating apps, being a Capricorn who works hard and plays hard, not being friends with your e

"Yeah That's Right, I Know Animal Collective" with Steve Jeanty

Aug 10th, 2021 1h 14m

Eileen & Lauren chat to rapper, comedian, and delightful person Steve Jeanty aka Ronnie Cortado! They talk about where to get the deeply desirable Lord Farquad body, delicious Haitian food, the trauma of being on the last ever set of UCB Lloyd

"I Thought I Had Cancer but I Was Just Ashy" with Nonye Brown-West

Aug 3rd, 2021 1h 23m

Eileen & Lauren chat with gorgeous and hilarious East Coast Exclusive comedian Nonye Brown-West!! They talk about how Tinder is not the MIT dick machine it used to be, going nude at Jacob Riis beach, how to pronounce Jacob Riis, being a paraleg

"Get a Safe Word or Get Out" with Maya Deshmukh

Jul 27th, 2021 1h 54m

Eileen and Lauren talk to drop dead gorgeous, funny as hell, and absolute DELIGHT Maya Deshmukh. They chat about her dual career as a character comedian and dentist, undetectable plastic surgery, not disclosing your age, weird nicknames we give

"There's One Place I Don't Wanna Be High, and It's the Post Office" with Molly Brown

Jul 20th, 2021 1h 33m

Eileen & Lauren chat with their dear fellow Sister Wife and amazingly successful hot actress Molly Brown! They talk about her original series Boy Shorts, compulsory heterosexuality, having a Catan tournament in the Empire State Building against

And Now for a Shameless Plug!!!

Jul 13th, 2021 1m 2s

Taking a break from the pod this week to focus on our live show CRAZY HOT: The Wet Show at Caveat Tuesday 7/13 at 7pm! Featuring NYC's hottest comedians Dylan Adler, Gara Lonning, Kenice Mobley, Chanel Ali & Lili Michelle Koohestani plus a surp

"Getting Mooned By Teenagers" With Brooks Allison

Jul 6th, 2021 1h 44m

Eileen and Lauren chat with musician, comedian, and viral TikTok sensation Brooks Allison aka Boy Brooks!! They talk about being coffee snobs (or not), being traumatized as a child, realizing you're gay, how TikTok is the wild west, hot girl su

"Miss, What Is Going on with Your Face?" with Zilla Vodnas

Jun 29th, 2021 1h 35m

Eileen & Lauren talk to legendary comedian and native New Yorker Zilla Vodnas!!! After discussing in depth her commute from Rockaway Beach into Manhattan, they chat about her signature hot move (stealing a book from every lover she's taken), bo

"I'M NOT GAY" with Sophie Santos

Jun 22nd, 2021 1h 57m

Eileen and Lauren chat with brilliant queer comedian and writer, host of The Lesbian Agenda, Sophie Santos!! They talk in depth about her book "The One You Want to Marry (And Other Identities I've Had)" coming out on Amazon in October of 2021,

Oops!! We're Drunk Little Babies!!

Jun 15th, 2021 1h 18m

Welcome to the capsule episode where Eileen and Lauren got a little tipsy and thought it would be hilarious to record that!! The verdict is out on whether or not this episode is funny or just humiliating. They talk about Bo Burnham's "Inside",

"Legally Brunette" with Maria DeCotis

Jun 8th, 2021 2h 6m

Eileen & Lauren have an extremely chaotic chat with dear friend, fellow Sister Wife and gorgeous Twitter Famous comedian Maria DeCotis. They discuss her stint as Mike Birbiglia's understudy, her perfect Cuomo lip-syncs and Natasha Lyonne impres

"I Don't Often Look Like People, But When I Do, They're Mythical Men" with Remy Kassimir

Jun 1st, 2021 1h 41m

Eileen and Lauren chat with the absolutely legendary comedian Remy Kassimir, orgasm expert, host of the podcast How Cum, and the only native Manhattanite that still lives in NYC. They compare their sex toys, talk about being horny for Legolas,

"Ruin Your Clit Through Horseplay" with Raina Morris

May 25th, 2021 1h 53m

CONTENT WARNING: The episode discusses sexual assault. Eileen and Lauren talk to hotness icon Raina Morris aka @quakerraina, a comedy goddess with endless charm. They talk about Travis Scott's new energy drink, being cyber bullied in the commen

"You Can't Tell a Kid 'Hey, You're 3 Years Old.' They Have to Learn It on Their Own" with Tom White

May 18th, 2021 1h 34m

Eileen & Lauren chat with a brilliant, accomplished actor Tom White whose greatest achievement is being Eileen & Lauren's improv team The Sister Wives' improv coach!!! Tune in for extremely wise stories about being an idiot in high school and b

"There Can Only Be One Gay Virgo Top In Any Room... And It's Me" with Dylan Adler

May 11th, 2021 1h 14m

CONTENT WARNING: This episode discusses sexual assault. Eileen & Lauren chat with wildly talented and funny musical comedy icon Dylan Adler, a Virgo top who loves nice boys!! They discuss being hot to some, his signature dance move The Flappy

"I Try to Fit In One Guinness Every Night - It Makes You Strong" with Susan Hanley (Eileen's Mom)

May 4th, 2021 48m 6s

Eileen & Lauren talk to one of the most amazing women in the world, Eileen's mom Susan Hanley!!!! Yes, she was coerced into doing this but don't worry, she totally loved it after the initial fan-girling over her daughter's newfound comedy podca

"Oh No, There's Drama? Somebody Call 911... But Not Me, I'm Busy" with Victoria Hoffman

Apr 27th, 2021 1h 21m

Eileen & Lauren chat with absolute goddess and perfect comedy/fitness crossover queen Victoria Hoffman about witches (consensus: definitely real), fostering pets, losing your virginity in a bodega, and Lauren's true age (definitely 28).

"We Got Interrupted and Derailed Because We Were Starstruck By Lupita Nyong'o" with Nick Curley

Apr 20th, 2021 1h 32m

Eileen and Lauren chat with Nick Curley, Lauren's live-in lover, for one of the most epic episodes yet. They talk about being on a "hot list" in high school, Lauren's Dr. Nazarian impression, how opening Instagram is to die, how John Hodgman is

"Dumptruck Comstock, My 6th Grade Science Teacher" with Mary Ragus

Apr 13th, 2021 1h 11m

Eileen & Lauren chat with wonderful person Mary Ragus and talk about The Bachelor, TikTok trends, and what makes you a true New Yorker (kicking a rat with open-toed shoes).

"Two Tips: The Tip at a Restaurant and the Tip of a Dick" with Felicia Blum

Apr 6th, 2021 56m 8s

Eileen & Lauren interview their sister wife & frequent collaborator Felicia Blum (not bloom, Blum like bum with an L) and talk about crafting, fisting, and how she invented the CRAP genre (comedy rap).

"Am I Being Heterophobic?" with Emily Evans

Mar 29th, 2021 1h 25m

Eileen & Lauren chat with fellow Sister Wife improviser and certified big lesbian sister Emily Evans and talk about astrology, smelling a little, and how to get a bird out of your room.