A spa visit started quite relaxing 

Then immediately turned rather vexing

A European made his heart throb, 

Or was he about to get robbed?

A shitty caregiver grew concerned

When his sexual advances were spurned

And an albularyo went rogue

Nang pinilit niyang patayuin ang itlog.

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