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Now. This
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is Creepy. A
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podcast dedicated to sharing the most famous, chilling, and
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disturbing creepypastas and
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urban legends in the world. Whether these stories truly happened,
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or simply fabrications, is
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for you to decide. These stories are the only one
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you can find. And I'm not going to tell you
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what they're all about. But I'm going to tell you
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what they're all about. And I'm going to tell you
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what they're all about. And I'm going to tell you
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what they're all about. This is how
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it started. I just want to officially welcome
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everyone to the first
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ever Creepy Production Team Meetup in
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New Orleans. Whoo! Whoo!
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Nola! Okay,
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so I know you're a fan of the movie. I'm sure you're going
1:15
to be on a mission. I'm sure you're going to
1:17
be on a mission. I'm sure you'll be on
1:19
a mission. Okay, so you're going to be on
1:21
a mission. What's your mission?
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What are you doing? What are
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you doing? I know this
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is in New Orleans, and we're less than
1:30
a block off Bourbon Street. But
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remember that the purpose of this is to talk about the
1:35
state of the state of the show, and what the future
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might hold for us. Sound
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good? No, yeah. Oh, yeah, the more you know,
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the more accurate. That's pretty
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accurate, yeah. Great. Then
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let's get started. And
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it quickly devolved into this. Who
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wants another absolut? Yeah! God! I'm
1:56
not drinking alone! led
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to. Oh,
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oh, oh, why?
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Why are the
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lights so bright? Why
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is everything so bright?
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I'm never
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drinking again. Oh my
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God, John. Are you trying
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to hit every pothole you
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see? It's a bus,
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Danielle. Not a ton of maneuverability
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here. Can you at least
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try and keep it on the pavement? Sorry,
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Nate. No can do. We left Pave
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Street a while ago. Come on,
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guys. The party's still going. Why
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do you think I rented the party bus? Because
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you're evil. Why
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won't you let us sleep? It's
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2 p.m. I'm not
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the one who said that they wanted to stay up until, and
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I quote, the cops drag us
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out kicking and vomiting, which
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I did think was a weird thing for a
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cop to say, Jimmy. But
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I do appreciate your enthusiasm. I
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think Jimmy's dead. What? He's
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alive. He's alive.
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Don't worry. We're
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almost there. I
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know you're all going to love this. In
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fact, here we
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are. Come
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on. Everyone out. Some fresh air is going
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to do you a whole world of good. Oh my God. Ladies
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and gentlemen, I'd like to welcome you all
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to Creepaway Camp 2024. Awesome.
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Love the energy. Walk with me. Admittedly,
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it's going to take a little work,
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but I figure we can set up
3:54
archery over there. Crafts over there. Swimming
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over there. Not
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over there. Never
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over there. And
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probably as big of a first aid tenth as we can
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manage. So? Why?
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Why what, Megan? Why do
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all this? There's nothing out
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here. Yeah, but there could
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be. I've been doing
4:23
a lot of thinking lately and when it comes down to
4:25
it, I just don't know how
4:27
long the podcast will be around. As
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much as I'd love to make this show for another seven years
4:32
or more, I have
4:34
to think about the bigger picture. Making
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something that'll outlast me. And
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that's to build a
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summer camp in the swamp? John,
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you, you are actually thinking
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about bringing kids out here. First
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of all, I don't care for that phrasing.
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Second, New Orleans was a swamp known with
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any sanity wanted anything to do with. Now?
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You can get pure grain alcohol at 3
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a.m. and a hand grenade shaped plastic glass.
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Ray, Jimmy. Oh
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God, I'm going to be sick. That'd
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be fine. Probably.
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Anyway, the next month's going to be a lot of work,
5:15
but we already started with the team building. Give
5:18
this a month and no one's even going to recognize the
5:20
place. Did, um, did
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you all hear me? That
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we're going to be out here for a
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month. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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I heard that. Anything
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to say? No, no, no,
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no, no, not really. So
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you all are okay with another month away from your families
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and jobs? Honestly,
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we saw this one coming a ways out.
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Maybe not the swamp part, but we mostly
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figured you'd try and kidnap us again. Team
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building. Yeah. Whatever helps
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you sleep at night. It
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takes a lot more than that for me to
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fall asleep at night. Regardless,
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I gotta say I'm kinda taken aback by
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how eager you all are to make this
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happen. Yeah, I really don't
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think eager is the right word. Maybe...
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unsurprised? Frustrated?
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Codependent? Stop that right now. I hate
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that game. It always makes me look worse
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than things really are. I'd
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argue it makes you look better. Look,
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I already got the mics strung up in the trees. I
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was thinking we could document all this. For
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the lawyers? Try again.
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Read your contracts. Funny
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you should say that. Speaking
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of contracts... What about them? Remember
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a few days ago? At the state
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of the state? When I
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asked if I could get the contact info for the network
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lawyers? No. Oh,
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it must have been after. When we
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were at the Absinthe house? Sounds
6:55
right. Anyway, I
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asked for some updates that you
7:00
might not entirely remember signing off
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on. Check
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out page 42. What?
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It's the possession clause. That's always been
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there. No. After
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the possession clause. In
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the event of John inevitably
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transporting one or more members
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of the production crew to
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a previously undisclosed area through
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means of coercion, trickery, negligence,
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buffoonery, incompetence... Wow,
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this really just goes on and on, doesn't it? Said
7:37
production crew acknowledges the entertainment value
7:39
of such a scenario. It requires
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constant and immediate access to transportation
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so as to maintain a level
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of safety and comfort consistent with
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a mandatorily acceptable level of living?
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I don't get it. You can't leave
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us out here without the bus. And
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we can take it whenever we want, with the understanding
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that we will all be there. always come back
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and fulfill our narration duties. Oh.
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Okay. That's fine. Y'all
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had me worried that you were gonna bail on me. I
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can't imagine getting stranded in another summer camp again.
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Not since. Oh
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god, I think he's about to spiral.
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Should we leave? Yes,
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please. Yeah. Hey!
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Where are you all going? We're not
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ditching you! I didn't
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think you were. I
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do now. John, we're
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just gonna go back into
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town to get some groceries
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and camping supplies. And, uh,
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maybe an IV bag for
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Jimmy. Mmmmm.
8:48
Oh. Okay. Good
8:51
thinking. But
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you don't all need to leave, do
8:57
you? Oh, uh, no.
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I guess we all don't have to go.
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I guess we could just rock, paper, scissors for
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it. Oh,
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gee. Thanks,
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Trisa. We won't forget you! Son
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of a bitch. What's that? Nothing.
9:25
I guess you were saying something about being stuck
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at camp before. Yeah. Yeah.
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Sort of a normal camp from
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all appearances. Hikes,
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sing-alongs, crafts. Crafts.
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Especially. The
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leaf gnomes. When
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I was growing up, my parents worked all the
9:50
time and never wanted anything to do with me
9:52
during the summer. In order
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to get me out of their way so they
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could work without worrying, they shipped me off to
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summer camps and programs. pretty
10:01
much anything that would take me away for at least a few days.
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When I was in middle school, they
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sent me to this rather unusual
10:11
summer camp. It was called Krom Beha,
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which I later learned was what they called the
10:16
Tree of Life in Gaelic. It
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had all the typical things one would
10:20
expect to find. There was a lake,
10:23
lots of trees, nature walks, and
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outdoor classes. What
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was abnormal was how long we were going to be
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there. The normal
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duration of summer camp was one or two
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weeks, but for this
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camp it was three weeks. For
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a kid that young, it was a long time to
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stay away from home, even
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for me, because I usually got to
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go home for at least a few days before the next
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thing my parents sent me off to. Back
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then, there was only one thing I actually
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enjoyed about camping, was
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the ability to have a campfire. At
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first, this didn't make a lot of sense to me
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because it was the hottest time of year. Why
11:04
in the world would anyone want to
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do something that would make it hotter?
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Okay, sometimes the nights got a
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little chilly, but not
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enough to need additional warmth. Eventually,
11:16
I realized the campfire had very little to
11:18
do with warmth. Like
11:21
the big TV in the house, it was
11:23
the centerpiece for the campsite. It's
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where people gathered around and put their focus.
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There might be conversation, singing,
11:32
telling of stories, but
11:35
all eyes were on the fire.
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It mesmerized us, drew
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our attention, captured us for
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long periods of time. The
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one who built and tended the fire was always
11:46
someone to acknowledge. Sometimes
11:48
others would help, but often
11:51
came down to the person who built it. I
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felt like being the fire builder was
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too much responsibility for me. So
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I settled for being a wood gatherer. Regardless,
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I always watched how the fires were built,
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and there are many ways. Two
12:10
most common are the log cabin and the teepee.
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I built her that year with a counselor named Megan. She
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was only a few years older than me and liked
12:20
to use boat methods at the same time. Starting
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with the teepee at Tender and kindling, she'd
12:26
use slightly thicker sticks to build a log cabin around
12:28
it. Once that was
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done, she'd make another teepee at logs that towered
12:32
over everything. If
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done correctly, all Megan had to
12:37
do was light one match, slide it into
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the inner teepee, and in minutes the fire
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would blossom. With
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previous fire builders, I noticed that they always
12:46
found one stick to use as a poking
12:48
stick. Most of
12:50
the time, they'd use it all night. Then
12:53
at the end, it would get tossed into the fire. Most
12:56
they'd use it for a few days before finding one
12:58
better suited to their needs. Megan
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had the same poking stick every time. She
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claimed that it came from a secret tree years
13:07
ago and was passed down to her from her
13:09
mother. I
13:12
should mention that Megan's family not only ran
13:14
the camp, but only the entire property. Over
13:18
the first week, I heard many mentions
13:20
of the sacred tree, but
13:23
no one ever explained what or where it was. I
13:27
did happen to notice a lot of teenage
13:29
counselors had a strong family resemblance to Megan.
13:33
Eventually asked about that, and
13:35
she admitted her entire extended family lived
13:37
and worked in the camp. That
13:41
was quite a surprise to me. There
13:44
were more than 30 camp employees, and
13:46
those were just the ones I'd seen.
13:50
Not only was I Megan's helper when it came time for
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the fire, but I was
13:54
an enthusiastic student in our fire building
13:56
class. My relationship
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grew beyond counselor. and camper, and
14:01
we became friends. I
14:04
opened up about my neglectful parents, and
14:07
she told me a little about her family. Not
14:11
only did they all live on the property, but they
14:13
grew crops, attended livestock, and held religious
14:16
services in the forest. None
14:18
of the campers got to go see where that took place.
14:22
It was in a forbidden part of the woods. I
14:25
was the only one who knew what was in the forbidden
14:27
area, and Megan swore me
14:29
to secrecy. We'd
14:31
just begun week two at this point, and
14:34
she was the only friend I'd made. So
14:37
of course I kept her confidence. Her
14:40
family was far from monotheistic, believing
14:43
in a whole slew of gods. I
14:47
didn't remember any of the names she told me, but
14:49
I was only twelve, and my
14:51
parents weren't religiously inclined. And
14:55
not only did she live and work on the property, but
14:57
she went to school here as well. Technically
15:01
it's homeschooling, but all
15:03
the kids in the family attend classes together. Summer
15:07
camp was the only time she got to interact with
15:09
anyone outside the family. Understandably,
15:12
she was shy around new people,
15:15
but our love of fire brought us together. Sharing
15:18
that camaraderie made us comfortable with each other,
15:22
and that's why we opened up so easily. Since
15:25
I was so young and naive, I
15:27
didn't understand what any of the things she told me about
15:29
her family really meant. Week
15:33
two of camp meant we were starting a new series
15:35
of classes. There
15:37
was one project we still did every day.
15:41
It was a kind of activity that had multiple parts,
15:44
but they were spread out throughout the day. After
15:47
breakfast, we went to a particular stretch of
15:49
forest where a specific plant grew wildly. The
15:52
leaves were an inch wide, nearly two
15:55
feet long, and an odd tan
15:57
color, like dried corn
15:59
husks. At
16:01
the end was a sharp edge, and
16:04
I swear at some point throughout the day,
16:06
all the kids managed to cut themselves with
16:08
it, every time. We
16:11
were to pick two of these leaves, neatly roll them
16:13
up, and keep them in our pants pockets all day.
16:17
Between the summer heat and our physical activities, we'd
16:19
sweat a lot, and the leaves would absorb it.
16:23
By the end of the day, the leaves would be a
16:25
bright green instead of the dried out tan color. For
16:29
the first week, I didn't mind doing this, but
16:33
the first one day of week two seemed brutal.
16:36
I was exhausted and completely drained energy.
16:40
I felt like I'd run through the woods all night instead
16:42
of sleeping like the dead. I
16:45
also wasn't the only one who felt that way. But
16:48
Megan seemed to be the exact opposite. She
16:51
was bright and bubbly, bursting with
16:53
a sunny demeanor and radiating happiness.
16:58
I think I hated her a little for that. It
17:01
was only because I felt like shit. Just
17:04
the day before she seemed like the one that was running low
17:06
on energy. After
17:08
the morning classes, we made our way to the dining
17:10
hall. On the way there, we
17:13
passed another series of odd plants. The
17:16
leaves on these plants were very stringy. We
17:19
took two bindles of five strands and wrapped
17:21
them around each wrist, wearing them
17:23
like bracelets for the rest of the day. They
17:26
were gray, but by the end of the day, they'd
17:28
absorb our sweat and our color would take on the
17:30
same hue as our skin tone. It
17:35
was vitally important that we not lose any of
17:37
our leaves. In
17:39
order to get dinner, you had to turn
17:41
in a token of sorts. They
17:45
told us we were making effigies, but
17:48
none of us knew what that word meant. All
17:51
we cared about was making the dumb things we could eat.
17:54
We sat hunched over the dining hall tables
17:57
and the counselors walked among the rows. They
18:00
gave detailed instructions on what they wanted us to
18:02
do. It was
18:05
the same thing every single
18:07
time, but they told us it
18:09
was imperative that we follow their instructions
18:11
precisely. We
18:14
unrolled the two leaves and folded them together in
18:16
a way that made origami seem simple. Using
18:19
the flesh-colored string leaves, we tied it together
18:22
at crucial points in the folding. By
18:25
the time we were done, assuming we
18:27
followed the instructions correctly, what
18:29
we were left with was a tiny
18:31
leaf doll. The
18:34
dolls were maybe two inches tall,
18:37
rather thin, but sturdy enough
18:39
to stand on their own. The
18:42
flesh-colored strings covered enough that the bright green
18:44
leaves were nearly drowned out. Aside
18:48
from there not being any hair, I'd
18:50
swear the effigy looked a lot like me. Well,
18:55
as much as a stick figure leaf doll
18:57
can. If
19:00
you were one of the unlucky ones that didn't
19:02
put it all together right, the counselors would take
19:04
you to the side while everyone else got their food.
19:07
They would have you take the doll apart, careful
19:09
not to rip or damage the leaves. With
19:13
undivided attention, they would sit with the camper
19:15
and watch them like a hawk until they
19:17
got it right. It
19:20
wasn't that they wanted to starve the camper for doing a
19:22
poor job. They
19:24
wanted everyone to succeed and
19:27
made sure each person did. It
19:29
was the most effective, no-child-left-behind program
19:32
anyone had ever witnessed. Being
19:36
the fair-skinned kid I was, I was
19:38
getting close to burning by week two. Megan
19:42
had given me an herbal cream to use, but
19:45
after a solid week of using it, I broke
19:47
out in a rather nasty rash. Apparently
19:50
I was allergic to something in it. Because
19:53
I didn't want to come off as ungrateful or risk
19:55
losing my friend, I secretly
19:57
started using real sunscreen again. The
20:00
rash cleared up almost immediately, but
20:04
Megan figured out rather quickly
20:06
that I was using my
20:08
processed chemical-laced sunscreen. The
20:11
string leaves were too white to match my
20:13
complexion. Once
20:15
the others lined up to turn in their
20:17
effigies, Megan held me back and got her mother's attention.
20:22
I started crying when I explained about my
20:24
allergic reaction and having to switch back to
20:26
using sunscreen. It
20:28
was embarrassing and I
20:30
felt like I was letting my friend down. Megan
20:34
looked worried, but her
20:37
mother seemed to be more thoughtful. She
20:40
told me not to be upset that
20:43
everything was going to be fine and I'd done nothing
20:45
wrong. She had
20:47
a quiet word with Megan and then Megan went with me
20:49
to the food line. When
20:52
I handed over my effigy to the woman at the counter,
20:54
she stared at it. Megan
20:57
looked at Megan and seemed to be enough for her
20:59
and she accepted the tiny leaf doll. I
21:02
noticed she didn't put it on the tray with all the others, but
21:05
on the counter next to it. And
21:08
that's how it went from then on. Every
21:12
time I turned in my effigy before dinner, it
21:14
never made it into the tray with the others. Seventy-three
21:18
campers and my
21:20
one was singled out every time.
21:24
I didn't know what they did with them, but whatever it
21:27
was, mine were
21:29
no longer good enough. I
21:33
began to wonder why I bothered making the stupid
21:36
things anymore. Megan
21:38
told me it wasn't a bad thing and that
21:41
I still needed to make them to keep it fair with
21:43
the other campers. That's
21:46
when I asked what the effigies were for. As
21:49
strong as our friendship had become,
21:52
this was the first time she didn't want to answer
21:54
one of my questions. After
21:57
the third time she avoided answering me, I gave
21:59
off. and my
22:01
lack of enthusiasm for making the effigy
22:03
showed. When
22:06
day fifteen came around, I woke
22:08
feeling well refreshed and full energy.
22:12
This was the opposite from how I felt last
22:14
Monday, but I
22:16
seemed to be the only one. I'd
22:19
slept like the dead again, but I
22:22
wasn't drained like all the others. I
22:25
remember how it felt the previous
22:27
Monday, and all the other campers looked
22:29
like that or worse. It
22:32
was a very slow day. Most
22:35
of the kids barely had the energy to stand in
22:37
line at the dining hall for breakfast. They
22:41
seemed to perk up a little after eating. The
22:44
only ones on my level were the counselors. None
22:48
of the campers were paying much attention, so I
22:51
didn't waste time asking Megan about the opposing
22:53
energy levels. All
22:55
she'd say was that she always seemed to
22:57
feel better after having religious services. After
23:01
each meal, the campers seemed to regain more energy. They
23:04
weren't back to their normal selves until the next day.
23:08
I started asking Megan more questions about
23:10
her family and their religion. She'd
23:13
answer some things, but was
23:15
evasive about a lot. It
23:18
was obvious she wanted to tell me, but
23:21
something was holding her back. I
23:24
began to think our friendship wasn't as strong as I'd
23:26
believed, so I started pulling
23:29
away from her. Camp
23:31
was coming to an end, and it wasn't like I was
23:34
going to run into her outside that place. It
23:37
used to be a sad thought, but
23:40
at that point, it was a
23:42
little comforting. Of
23:45
course that made me sad, too. So
23:48
camp was back to being a miserable thing to
23:50
endure. I
23:52
even stopped helping with campfires. The
23:56
final day came, and I was as down
23:58
in the dumps as I'd been the first time. first day.
24:02
During the morning activity I grabbed up two leaves
24:04
as always and cut my finger on one of
24:06
the blades. Every
24:08
day for 21 days I cut
24:11
myself on these stupid leaves only
24:14
to have my effigy not be good enough for
24:17
whatever the counselors wanted them for. I lost
24:21
my friend. I was about to go
24:23
back to parents that didn't want me
24:25
around. How's I still going along with
24:27
this stupid charade? I'd
24:31
worked myself up into a frenzy and was about to
24:33
lose my shit. Megan
24:35
saw this, took my hand and
24:38
led me away from the group. She'd
24:41
seen how her dissolving friendship was affecting me
24:43
over the last few days and was sorry
24:45
for being the cause of my despondent demeanor.
24:49
Promising to make it up to me, she urged
24:51
me to play along with the final days that
24:53
I'd been doing for the last two weeks. Also,
24:58
when it was time for dinner, she
25:01
instructed me not to eat my pudding.
25:05
Now this is madness. You
25:08
don't expect a 12-year-old not to
25:10
eat their dessert without a damn
25:13
good reason. Megan promised to show me
25:15
what they did with the effigies, but
25:17
if I wanted to know, then
25:20
I couldn't eat the vanilla pudding. The
25:24
cooks put something in every Sunday to ensure
25:26
campers slept through the religious service this Sunday
25:28
night. I
25:31
did as Megan instructed, but
25:34
I couldn't not mess with the pudding. The
25:37
counselors were watching us too closely, so
25:39
I mixed some of the vanilla pudding in with my
25:42
unfinished mashed potatoes and put my rumpled napkin on the
25:44
rest of the pudding. When
25:46
I dumped my train to the trash can before turning the
25:48
tray on, I made sure to scrape the
25:50
rest of the pudding with a napkin. No
25:54
one was the wiser, and I got away with it.
25:58
At 11, Megan came into my tent. and
26:00
led me through the woods. She
26:02
told me not to say a word or make a sound. If
26:06
the family phoned out I was watching the service there would be
26:08
hell to pay. The
26:11
way she said it made me think that
26:13
wasn't just a turn of phrase. Megan
26:17
had phoned a hiding spot with a great vantage
26:19
point for me. I
26:21
climbed up the tree and nestled myself in the crook at
26:23
the base of a large branch in the trunk. It
26:26
was a perfect spot. I could
26:28
see everything was still being completely hidden. It's
26:31
like this spot was made especially for
26:34
an outsider to observe. People
26:37
started showing up almost right away, but
26:40
no one spoke. I
26:43
guess the no speaking thing wasn't limited to me. I
26:46
lost count at 35, and people
26:49
were still showing up. They
26:51
all wore typical summer attire, loose
26:53
fitting shirts and shorts. I
26:56
noticed the majority of them were either under
26:58
18 or over 50. They were
27:01
only a handful that fell between those ranges.
27:05
They all seemed to be couples with a pregnant woman. So
27:07
many of the faces
27:10
I saw were strikingly similar to
27:12
each other, especially the people I didn't recognize
27:14
from the camp. Even
27:16
the couples looked a lot like their
27:18
partners. They never came to wonder if there
27:20
was inbreeding going on. They
27:24
all gathered at the tree line of a circular
27:26
clearing, maybe 15 feet across. There
27:30
were three fires in the center, arranged as
27:32
an equilateral triangle. The tip
27:34
faced away from the largest tree I'd ever
27:36
seen. I couldn't
27:39
tell you what kind it was. This
27:41
thing was massive in a way that my
27:43
mind couldn't comprehend. This
27:46
was a sacred tree I'd heard the staff mention. I
27:50
could feel there was something very special about
27:52
that tree. It
27:55
towered over everything in sight, had
27:57
vibrant colors, and looked
27:59
more alive than the people near it. I
28:04
must have been looking at the sacred tree too
28:06
long because when I looked back at gathering people,
28:09
something had changed. They
28:13
were all on the outside of the clearing, but
28:15
seven figures and brown hooded cloaks were
28:17
arranged inside the clearing in a large
28:20
circle. Each had a
28:22
rope in their hands, with goats at the other
28:24
end. Everyone was
28:26
standing still and the goats were the only thing
28:28
moving. Even the
28:30
flames and the fires seemed to be subdued in
28:32
their movements. I
28:35
remember blinking, and I
28:38
either took a really long
28:40
time reopening my eyes or
28:42
I managed to completely miss something. Between
28:46
each of the cloaked figures was a
28:48
woman in a loose fitting robe. They
28:51
stood motionless, six
28:53
of them equidistant from the brown cloaks.
28:57
The only space left bear was in front of the
28:59
sacred tree. As
29:01
I noticed this, a purple cloak
29:03
came from around the mighty trunk, completing
29:05
the circle. Unlike
29:08
the brown cloaks, I could see this person's
29:10
face. And it was
29:12
Megan's mother. She
29:14
held a large old purple book in her
29:17
hands. Opening
29:19
it, she began to chant. As
29:22
the first words left her mouth, the
29:25
six women shed their loose robes
29:27
and danced naked in perfect synchronization.
29:31
Their fit, toned bodies were covered in what
29:33
I thought were tattoos, but turned out to
29:35
be paint. As
29:38
I watched these women dance, something occurred to me.
29:42
None of the members of the family were overweight.
29:46
The older members had moved unencumbered by stiff
29:48
joints, limbs, or any sort of disorder that
29:50
tended to affect people at all. I heard
29:54
not a cough, sneeze, or sniffle. Not
29:57
just here, but back at camp.
30:01
None of the counselors or staff ever got sick
30:03
or felt under the weather. No
30:06
one complained of a headache, migraine, or
30:08
even seasonal allergies. The
30:11
dancing started slowing down, and I could
30:13
feel an energy of them suddenly building
30:15
in the air. The
30:18
goats that had been shifting around and
30:21
the ends of their ropes all stood
30:23
perfectly still. Not even their ears twitched. Megan's
30:27
mother, who I started
30:29
to think of as the high priestess, finished
30:32
her chant and everything was still. When
30:36
she first started, her words were alien to me, but
30:39
she began speaking again. I
30:41
could suddenly understand her. It's
30:45
not that she started speaking English. I
30:47
was still hearing those alien words, but
30:51
I now knew what they meant. The
30:53
naked women scattered at the edges of the circle
30:55
and came back to the priestess with items in
30:58
their hands. Three
31:00
of them had a few bags, two
31:02
carried trays with various items on them, and
31:06
one held what looked like a life-sized
31:08
version of the effigies we'd been making.
31:12
There was a large gash on the side, showing
31:14
that the doll was hollow. It
31:17
was also tan instead of green, and
31:20
the strings binding it together were grey. The
31:24
priestess said something about the
31:27
labors of seventy-two children for
31:29
seven days, binding their essence
31:31
to the effigies and creating a totem
31:33
for the gods. I
31:37
may have understood the individual words, but
31:39
I had no idea what she was talking about. I
31:44
watched as the women opened their bags and took
31:46
out the tiny dolls the campers had been making. They
31:50
chanted something too low for me to hear as
31:52
they placed the effigies inside the large hollow one.
31:56
Once they filled it, they took a string from one of the
31:58
trays and wrapped it around the on the torso closing
32:01
the gash. The
32:04
priestess took a few items off the second
32:06
tray, splashing and rubbing things on the large
32:08
effigy as the ladies attached it to a
32:10
long pole. When
32:13
they had it standing upright, all
32:15
their champing stopped, and
32:17
I felt something. There
32:20
was a snap of electricity in
32:22
the air, and I suddenly felt
32:24
energized. I could
32:26
run for miles, climb to
32:28
the top of the highest mountain, swim
32:31
to the deepest depths of the
32:33
ocean, and yet I couldn't move
32:35
a muscle. I
32:37
was frozen to the spot, unable to move,
32:41
a prisoner in my own body. Hell,
32:44
I couldn't even cry out and had nothing to do
32:46
with my promise to Megan. The
32:50
effigy was no longer tan and gray. It
32:53
was full of glowing color, just like the
32:55
sacred tree, and was
32:58
transformed into a totem. Two
33:02
more totems were brought out on poles and
33:04
glowing just as brightly. This
33:07
is what they'd done with the little dolls, all
33:10
soaked in the sweat and the hint of blood from
33:12
the campers that made them. The
33:15
campers unknowingly imparted their essence into the
33:18
leaf dolls, binding them to it. They
33:22
used that bond to siphon off their energy,
33:24
channeling it into the totem, and
33:26
distributing some of it to the onlookers. That's
33:30
why the campers were exhausted on Monday mornings.
33:34
These people were stealing their essence.
33:38
No wonder why they never get sick or experience bad
33:40
health. The
33:42
naked women stuck the poles into each of
33:44
the three fingers. The
33:47
totem stood tall above the flames,
33:49
completely unharmed. I
33:52
didn't know what to expect next, but
33:54
I could not watch. Not
33:57
because I couldn't tear my eyes away, but because
34:00
Those two paralyzed and couldn't close my
34:02
eyes more than a quick blank. The.
34:06
Women return to their original spots and circle
34:09
in. The priestess decided a different passage from
34:11
her dark purple tom. This.
34:14
Is about animal sacrifices. Because
34:17
the whole string awards I didn't understand.
34:20
The brown clothes food large hunting knives from
34:22
the sleeves and I expected to see them
34:25
killed accounts. He
34:27
didn't. But. What did
34:29
happen was way more bizarre. If.
34:33
I'd been forced to watch it. I
34:36
never would have believed it happened. A
34:40
priest spot a single word. In
34:42
the Bronx folks, how the knives by the blade.
34:45
Presenting. The handles the Good: small, It's
34:49
too cold. Or the knives with her keys. To
34:52
the next commanding word from the priestess
34:54
and walked into the center the three
34:56
three years. Once
34:59
there, I formed a perfect circle
35:01
of their heads cost, gather. Another
35:04
command in the Gods moved
35:06
incomplete. unison. The
35:10
shifted their heads the last season. the
35:13
edge of the played against the throat
35:15
sexism and just their heads in the
35:17
opposite direction. Is
35:20
one. They drop the blades and pleaded
35:22
in what I can only describe destroy.
35:26
The high Priestess begin a new champ
35:28
tongue the others to close their eyes
35:31
and bear witness to the next events
35:33
only with their years. To
35:37
be only one that would suit their
35:39
eyes. And
35:41
the moment she said that, Her
35:44
eyes locked on mine. Kim
35:48
Clear that Meghan set me up.
35:52
Because her mother said I would be the
35:55
one to see. The
35:57
priest is closed her eyes and finish the chance.
36:01
And pray for one of the deities to
36:03
grace us with their presence. Offering
36:06
the totems filled with the essence
36:08
of seven Be to innocence. The
36:12
totems burst into flames is God's finally
36:14
dropped to the ground. For.
36:16
Blood forming a pool on the center the
36:18
circle. And
36:20
watched. Something reached
36:23
out of their pool of blood.
36:26
Hands followed by arms.
36:30
And ahead and more. When
36:34
I can only describe as embodiment
36:36
of perfectly chiseled man, flash came
36:38
forth from that pool, increased his
36:41
followers. Power
36:44
who's awesome like radiation
36:46
emanates from plutonium rot.
36:49
He. Exchanged words it's a priestess before turning
36:52
his attention to me. Invisible.
36:55
Hands lifted me from my spot and brought
36:57
me into the clearing. The
36:59
god and the priestess to before the sacred
37:01
tree and assorted over the top. Of
37:05
place to my knees to look up in your
37:07
face that had never been human. Is.
37:10
Considered the most or. Something
37:13
insignificant the would only be
37:15
tolerated. Never wanted. Sadly,
37:19
Had seen similar looks from my parents
37:21
and regular basis and I allow that
37:23
are to enter my mind the god
37:26
sense to us and Carter said to
37:28
decide is it for contemplating my recollection.
37:31
I felt a whisper this power flowing out
37:33
of the circle. And to
37:36
the naked women came forth offerings. One
37:40
now the small cloth bag and
37:42
the other held another empty totem.
37:45
This one Only the size of a rag doll. The
37:49
guy too cold or the tone on the other
37:51
woman opened the bag. He
37:53
reached and sign put out an effigy. This
37:56
one without the flash supreme colors. They
38:00
were my effigies. With
38:03
your only fourteen. The.
38:05
First seven must abandon the first ah from
38:08
my. Man. says.
38:10
Remember feeling very drained them wonder.
38:14
The dog. Posts all my effigies in the
38:16
totem so it a finger over the
38:18
gas somehow ceiling at close to the
38:20
point that I couldn't tell there ever
38:23
been a slight. He brought the towel
38:25
to the lips and kissed. It's four
38:27
at. C
38:29
or something on my forehead as he
38:31
did this and I knew I was
38:33
bones at all. The
38:37
witness will be ready and
38:40
nine years time. He
38:44
reached out his hand with the dog in Africa to
38:46
me. For the
38:48
first time would see my towers x
38:50
move. I reached
38:52
a seeking hand out and took the offering.
38:55
Aware that sensation was returning to my
38:57
body. Bring
38:59
me my vessel. And.
39:01
Must the witness see what
39:04
the future holds? Someone
39:07
stepped out of the blind crowd.
39:09
probably the only souvenir besides me
39:11
that wasn't a blood relative. To.
39:15
Characteristics are two different from
39:17
the others. They
39:20
walked with confidence. Someone that could see
39:22
even though those eyes are closed. There.
39:26
Was it on of hands? To
39:28
so to when I held. Approaching
39:31
us to stop short to start arm's
39:34
reach a the God. Are
39:37
you prepared to be my vessel?
39:40
To. Bring new blood, this
39:42
family of followers and ensure
39:45
the legacy. A
39:49
half expected a verbal response but all
39:51
that happened was are friendly dog does
39:53
God. He
39:55
took it all just his forehead. There
39:58
was a blinding light. At
40:01
that point I had regained enough and move my
40:03
legs and I ran like a how the hell
40:06
were after me. Don't
40:08
followed but I didn't slow down. I've
40:12
ran and ran for days. The
40:15
energy or season, The creation of the totem
40:17
few of my escape. It
40:20
was near a week before I
40:22
stopped. On.
40:24
It and realizing they're still Clutch De Gaulle in
40:26
my hand. I
40:30
never return to My parents have drifted
40:32
from place to place. When
40:35
I was old enough I don't volunteer
40:37
group and ended up teaching underprivileged children
40:39
and some African country. Three
40:43
years I spent on the other side of the planet.
40:45
adding from anyone them I just had a chance arrest
40:47
nice and me. Durbin
40:51
News reports from when I first went missing.
40:54
And and I'm honestly surprised my parents try
40:56
to sign me. All
40:59
that time allowed me to grow up
41:01
and says with seems nelson old possibly
41:03
to mute missing child over eight years
41:06
ago. Didn't
41:08
stop me from being paranoid and for
41:10
good reason. To
41:13
damned all. I
41:15
always left behind when I travel
41:17
to a new place. Just putting
41:20
kept appearing wherever I want. I
41:23
can get rid of it no matter what I tried. A.
41:27
Few weeks guys getting supplies from the local
41:29
market. One a woman approached me. To
41:32
the spitting image of her mother. The
41:36
Mag any grown to become a beautiful
41:38
young woman. I.
41:40
Know I am. I
41:45
didn't come back to the states on my. Kind
41:48
of just woke up here. Every
41:53
few days I wake up in a new place.
41:57
And these time I'm closer. crumble.
42:03
One of these days or wake up and just be there.
42:07
The summer Solstice isn't far away. And
42:11
way or another. Is
42:13
a God. It expects me to be in
42:15
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42:18
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sure have been gone a while. You.
43:01
They sir have. I'm
43:03
sensing a little nervousness. Know you
43:05
aren't It's okay to be vulnerable.
43:08
Risa. I'm well aware
43:10
of that. Thank you. I know
43:12
the by you can be a little scary but
43:14
honestly. I've been a the
43:16
by you before it's on. I used to
43:18
live in New Orleans. You did.
43:22
We've talked about this one after
43:24
the state of the state when
43:26
we were there are remember that.
43:29
I didn't say when we talked about it. If
43:31
it was between the state of the state
43:33
and going to the bus rental place I
43:36
don't remember it I to give up living.
43:39
In the by you. If
43:43
you want to understand why I left the place I
43:46
was that. He. Are really just
43:48
going to have to hear the? Entire story. You
43:51
won't believe it. Of course. But.
43:55
Your skepticism. Means. Nothing.
43:59
because Because what I saw that night on the bayou has
44:02
been with me ever since. In
44:06
my mind, in my
44:08
thoughts, and
44:10
sometimes even in my dreams. It
44:14
exists as a disturbing memory that I cannot
44:16
shake away, that
44:19
will never go away, just
44:22
so long as I live. It'll
44:26
be one of those things so terrifying that it'll
44:29
still be just as keen in my mind on
44:32
my deathbed as it
44:34
was the day it occurred. But
44:38
whether or not you believe me, I'll
44:41
tell it to you anyway. If
44:45
not only to serve as a warning, a plea
44:47
for caution, if you
44:49
ever find yourself near the swamps late
44:52
at night. At
44:56
the time, I was working
44:58
at a shitty little fast food place. The
45:03
only thing worse than working at a shitty fast food
45:05
place is working at a
45:07
shitty fast food place on the night shift
45:10
by yourself without a
45:12
vehicle, especially when you
45:14
just so happen to live in the heart
45:17
of rural Louisiana. Such
45:21
was my case some years ago. The
45:24
night this event happened to me. During
45:30
this time, I lived quite a few miles
45:32
away from the restaurant I worked at, and
45:34
due to my lack of a vehicle or any access
45:36
to public bus system, I
45:39
was dependent on others from my transportation to
45:41
and from work. One
45:45
night, after a busy evening of
45:47
serving customers, I closed the store
45:49
and locked up the restaurant. When
45:52
I phoned for my ride, nobody answered.
45:57
Now I'm not here to throw a pity party, but I
45:59
can't. help but to express anger at the fact
46:01
that the person who drove me to and from
46:04
work was my roommate who
46:06
had a car but no fucking
46:08
job and I was basically the only person in
46:10
our house who paid the rent at this time
46:14
and this loser had the carelessness to
46:16
fall asleep leaving me with no fucking
46:18
option but to walk again
46:21
this was not the first time that this had happened the
46:25
first time it took me an
46:27
hour and a half to get home walking
46:29
briskly and so
46:32
those of you who have never been to the
46:34
rural regions of Louisiana you
46:36
have no clue here
46:40
we have what is called a bayou
46:44
it's basically swamp thick
46:47
murky moist frog
46:50
laden mosquito-forming gator-infested
46:52
crappy smelling swamp
46:56
with thick tall grass cat
46:58
tails cypress trees and
47:00
heaves upon skin and
47:04
I just so happen to live on
47:07
the bayou all
47:09
the way down a long dirt road
47:11
with hardly any street lights and thick
47:13
swamp on both sides of the road
47:17
there are no side roads and
47:20
the houses down this street are
47:22
separated sometimes by more than
47:24
a quarter mile it's
47:28
not merely spooky walking down this road at
47:30
night it's fucking
47:33
terrifying you hear
47:35
sounds both real and imagined
47:37
coming from the bayou chirpy
47:41
croaking howling grunting
47:44
animals the rustling of leaves and
47:46
branches in the canopy of the cypress
47:49
trees and the splashing water from underneath
47:51
them that's
47:53
the worst you
47:56
can hear the sound of something
47:58
lurking nearby abruptly dunk
48:00
underwater. It
48:03
can be a turtle, a snake,
48:06
or an alligator. You
48:10
never know. You
48:13
just keep walking with your
48:15
teeth and hands clenched tight,
48:17
hoping that nothing crawls through
48:19
the tall grass right next
48:22
to you and onto the road. Or
48:27
even worse than the subtle dunking sounds, the
48:30
sudden splashes that happen when you're walking
48:32
and scare a toad or frog and
48:34
it jumps into the water. The
48:38
sound makes you almost shit yourself as
48:40
you begin a running spree that lasts
48:42
about three seconds before you realize what
48:44
it was. And
48:47
then you're left with your heart pounding so
48:50
hard that the sound of
48:52
your blood gushing in your temples scares
48:54
you just as much. These
48:58
are the types of things that happen when
49:01
you're in the bayou. This
49:05
is what I had to look forward to that
49:07
night as my asshole roommate slept sprawled out on
49:09
a sofa with a television set probably tuned into
49:11
reruns of the Three Stooges and the
49:13
Marx Brothers. And
49:16
don't get the impression that I simply called once and gave
49:18
up. You
49:20
can trust that his cell had
49:22
around seven or so missed calls,
49:25
three very unfriendly voicemails, and
49:27
several aggressive text messages. I
49:30
could just imagine his phone laying in
49:33
another room of the house, softly vibrating
49:35
in my desperate attempts to reach him
49:37
as he snored. But
49:40
eventually I gave up and
49:44
having just about no other friends to contact in the
49:46
area as a recourse, I
49:48
stopped by the nearby gas station, grabbed
49:51
an energy drink, and began walking
49:53
my way back home. Now
49:57
you must understand the first
50:00
Thirty or so minutes of my walk isn't
50:02
that bad. I'm still
50:04
in the most populated part of
50:06
town and there are street lights,
50:08
stores, houses, and cars passing by
50:10
and. Large numbers. That's
50:13
important. Is there
50:15
are a lot of cars going by. You
50:18
feel safer than when there are
50:20
very few players. Because
50:25
when there are. Only one or two cars
50:27
pass you every three minutes. That
50:30
means that there could be a psychopath in
50:32
one of those cars. And
50:34
they may have enough time to
50:37
stop by and murder you without
50:39
ever being caught. But
50:42
if there are a lot of cars around. There
50:45
may be psychopaths passing by. But
50:48
they'll most likely not kill you. Because
50:51
then there's too many people around to witness the crime.
50:55
At least that's my
50:57
reasoning. I digress. Know.
51:01
Psychopaths pulled up next to me as I walked around
51:03
This. Part. Of town. Next,
51:06
there comes a time in my journey where
51:08
I have to turn down several suburban neighborhoods
51:11
and walk some streets to get to where
51:13
I'm going. And
51:15
here's where things get a little less safe.
51:19
And I have to be a little more cautious. There's
51:23
less traffic down the throats. And
51:25
you never know when some punk or gang may be
51:27
hanging out in some empty lot. Our house. People
51:31
who might mess with you. Or a
51:33
try to pick a spider monkey. You are are
51:35
just take an empty bottle of liquor and best
51:37
your stolen. You. Know. As
51:40
an initiation ritual or something. These
51:44
are the thoughts that go through my head as
51:46
I walk around this region. And
51:49
they keep me on my toes. Until
51:51
I reached the point where house has
51:54
become fewer and fewer. and
51:57
the by you begins This
52:01
is where the dirt road leading to my home is.
52:06
And that's where I found myself this night.
52:10
On foot. I
52:14
looked down the narrow road. You
52:17
can only see so far before it fades into
52:19
misty darkness. I
52:22
resented that I would have had to spend the next
52:24
hour walking its distance until I reached
52:26
home. Some
52:29
anger took hold of fear when I thought about how
52:31
all of this could be spared if not
52:33
for the neglect and carelessness of my
52:35
roommate. When
52:39
I got home, I was really going to
52:41
have it in for him. I
52:43
truly considered at that time the possibility of
52:46
physically snacking him in the face. And
52:50
with this thought in mind, I
52:52
launched defiantly down the road. The
52:56
further I walked, the
52:59
darker it became, until
53:02
no light shined but the stars and the sliver
53:04
of the moon above me. Very
53:08
soon, the sound of
53:10
any vehicle was completely non-existent.
53:14
It was just me, the
53:17
road, and
53:19
the bayou, and
53:22
whatever creatures dwelt there. I
53:25
heard the crickets chirp, and
53:27
the frogs croak, and
53:30
the occasional bird coo. To
53:34
avoid fear, I focused
53:36
on their chorus and let the sounds preoccupy my
53:38
mind. I
53:41
walked, watching my shoes press into
53:43
the sandy dirt as I placed one foot in
53:45
front of the other. I
53:48
would count my steps until I reached 100, and
53:51
then I'd begin again. I
53:55
tried to lose myself in the repetition. My
54:01
shoes became damper and damper, and I
54:03
felt the soles of my feet become
54:05
moist. I
54:08
stopped counting to ponder whether I should smack my
54:10
roommate with a wet sock, but
54:13
my thought was interrupted when I glanced up for
54:15
just a moment and
54:18
saw that I was
54:20
not alone on this road.
54:24
A sharp panic seized my heart and
54:27
I became very nervous. A
54:30
long distance up ahead of me, I
54:33
could discern the soft silhouette of a figure.
54:37
It was so far away that I
54:39
couldn't tell whether it was moving ahead or
54:42
in my direction. I
54:45
froze and I could
54:48
feel the blood gushing in my temples. What
54:53
were the chances of there being some malicious punk
54:55
wandering this street at night, looking to rob me
54:58
or pick a fight? This
55:01
was the reassuring thought I had as I tried to
55:04
convince myself that I was safe. I
55:07
tried to keep calm, to not
55:09
let my nerves get the best of me. I
55:12
mean, whoever this was was
55:14
probably just as frightened of the prospects of me
55:16
as I was of them. If
55:20
they had already detected me, that is. I
55:25
didn't know what to do. Run?
55:29
There was only two directions. Continue
55:32
walking? What were
55:34
the risks? As
55:38
I stood there, I
55:40
saw that the figure was
55:42
indeed moving in my direction
55:46
and its form was becoming more defined.
55:51
And this was the time I began to notice
55:53
how awkwardly it was moving. The
55:57
figure didn't walk normal. It
56:00
didn't bob up and down. Like
56:02
how a normal person looks as they walk. What
56:07
was coming towards me? It.
56:10
Would seem for my perspective. Moved.
56:13
In short, Quick. Jerking
56:15
movements, All
56:19
I could see from what life was
56:21
present. Was
56:24
how twitchy it's limbs protected from it's
56:26
torso. And
56:29
how much closer it was getting. And
56:33
how it's head stuck out from the neck
56:35
that was longer than any human neck. Should
56:38
be. And
56:41
how at this time. I
56:44
could now think we hear the noise the that it. Seem
56:46
to make. The
56:48
sound of soccer. And
56:51
how it was moving quicker. And
56:55
how it's face lifted and
56:57
I could see it size
56:59
glare like glowing yellow beats.
57:01
and how these wide beady
57:04
eyes locked until mine staring
57:06
at me. And
57:12
how it stopped. And
57:16
how we both were
57:18
there, motionless yards away.
57:21
Looking at each other. And
57:28
I remember then. How
57:31
would lead out the most ungodly
57:34
in humid screech that I have
57:36
ever heard? Like a pig? Been
57:39
good. It. It's
57:43
squealed violently and the resulted
57:45
throughout. The body. And
57:47
chirping and croaking of crickets
57:49
and frogs. Austin's. Everything
57:53
stopped. And
57:56
the rumbling and humming. Was.
57:59
All that. could be heard afterwards. The
58:03
rumbling and humming of a motor ahead, a
58:06
vehicle speeding toward us, tires
58:08
racing loudly. The
58:10
thing in front of me hunched over and turned to
58:12
see the headlights beaming our way. It
58:15
hissed, getting down on all fours, only pausing
58:18
for a moment to turn back towards me,
58:20
gawking at me with its wide
58:22
eyes before crawling hastily into
58:25
the sun. The
58:28
vehicle that scared the thing away was
58:31
my roommate's car. He
58:35
never saw it, whatever it was,
58:39
and I never wanted to see it again. I
58:44
moved as soon as I could and
58:47
haven't been there ever since. I
58:52
mean, until now. Until
58:56
you brought me back here. I'm
58:59
gonna plead ignorance on that one. You
59:01
don't get to plead ignorance for everything.
59:04
You did the same thing when the dinner bill
59:07
came last night, claiming you didn't know how restaurants
59:09
worked. Yeah, I
59:11
can't believe you all fell for that one. Wait,
59:16
where are you going? I'm
59:19
gonna go meet up with the others to, um,
59:22
get supplies, I guess. Are
59:24
you kidding me? We're in the middle of
59:26
nowhere. You can't walk all the way
59:28
back to the garden district. I have a
59:31
rideshare coming. I scheduled it as soon
59:33
as the others ditched me. I mean, went
59:35
to get supplies. It's waiting,
59:38
just down the road. I think they can handle it
59:40
on their own. Come on, I need someone
59:42
to hold my feet while I see how deep the well is.
59:45
Don't you do anything normal? Not if
59:48
I can avoid it. I'm sorry, I
59:50
need to go get some woman
59:52
things. If you think you're
59:54
gonna make me feel uncomfortable, you're
59:57
right. Safe travels. It's
1:00:00
fine. It's fine. I
1:00:10
can be alone in the bayou for an hour or
1:00:12
so until everyone gets back. It'll
1:00:16
be fine. It'll
1:00:19
be fine.
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