Our first EQUINOX episode! Equi-cast? Whatever it's called, we reviewed a DOOZY. In this episode, we talk about the weird and yet bizarrely delightful The VelociPastor. Buckle up peeps, this is one hellava movie!

Also on this ep:

• Why we hate daylight savings.
• Voltaire has a foot fetish.
• "Huh...China IS east!"

All this and more!