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this is Ginger Williams in Hays, Kansas.

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And Phoebe, I love the podcast. I listen

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to every episode.

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And I love the way that you say .com

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with an L in it, but I'm just wondering why

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you say it that way. Thanks.

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I love, well, first off, I love... I feel like that's kind of a burn. Okay,

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but

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can I just say I love the name Ginger? Yes,

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I do too. And I don't think we hear the name Ginger enough.

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This is like, it's one of those like

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more of a comment than a question types of questions.

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Why do you say it with an L? I love the way that

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you do that. And also, why do you do that?

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You know, I don't know that I'm doing

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that is the honest answer

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is that I never, it never occurred to me

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that I was saying .com

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like .calm until

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someone pointed it out. And then a lot of people, Ginger,

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you were not the first to ask this question. We

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actually have a t-shirt that says,

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I didn't

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really like this idea for a t-shirt. I loved it.

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Lauren designed it. It's a, it's a picture

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on the front of the lemur

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from our lemur episode. And

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then the Quaalude lemur episode. And

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then on the back, it says...

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it's pronounced dot-calm.

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I don't

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think that's a very good idea for a shirt.

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Everyone else seems to like it. Well, they're sold out so

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I think the numbers speak for themselves. But

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it was really amazing to me that when the first

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person, you know, Ginger, that you

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and many others are wondering

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about dot-calm. A

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lot of people have tweeted about it.

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A lot of people. Say

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dot-calm. Dot-calm. Dot-calm.

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Go to Squarespace dot-calm. Go

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to Squarespace dot-calm. Does it sound that

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different to you? Dot-calm. Dot-calm. Uh... www.squarespace.com

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I've heard you say this so many

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times that it's almost like I'm in the

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boiling water with you. Like I have no... Why

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is the water boiling? I

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can't really be objective about this either. But I think it's more

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of like a box dot-calm. Am

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I saying it with an L also now? Calm. You

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know

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the funniest thing... I use it calm. The funniest thing...

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Should we hear it? Yeah, I'm sure we can. Let's

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hear it. Let's hear it. One more time to try it for free. Go

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to stamps.com, click on the microphone at

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the top of the homepage and type in criminal. That's stamps.com, enter criminal.

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Stamps.com. Never go to the post office

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again. I think there's a little style to it. Remember

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when we got the sponsor Calm? So

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we had the sponsors Calm.com. I

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really threw people off.

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Someone tweeted that it makes them

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feel squirmy. I mean

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if that makes them feel squirmy. It gives them a tough

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life. Yeah, I don't know how to help them. Ginger,

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I'll try but I can't promise you

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that I'll say it any differently than dot-calm.

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Okay, so a few months ago, Phoebe

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and I got an email. to our personal

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jima accounts from his old friend of ours

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and in issues like i hope you're doing

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well and inertia like sort of writes about what she's

4:07

doing and then i read or back and i said like hi i'm

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so glad to hear from you and then

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she writes back and so we're just like off

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back and forth and phoebe saying

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nothing and i'm like okay or she must be of as is

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kind of unlike her and then finally like five

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days later we got this email that says

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hi i feel

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compelled to tell you that i am not the phoebe

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judge but merely a random farmer in

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vermont

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who was also named phoebe judge and

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happened to get to the gml first i

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don't want you to think the other phoebe was ignoring you

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thanks com i phoebe and so i like stare at this

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email and i look at who who it's to and

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then i wrote er back and i said oh my

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god l o l hi phoebe judge have

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other people made this mistake and she responded

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and said so many times including

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my own extended family is not

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the most common name member that me and

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said years ago oh this is so

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many years ago i was guest

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hosting for the stewards accord

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and and of was you know

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young and just starting out and

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a man wrote in and said i

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just wanna let you know that mr

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phoebe judd is doing a great

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job

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mr phoebe judd is

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doing a great job so funny but

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i know i had that of course i had no idea

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that there was another phoebe church of their

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hello hello and

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other really this is laurent fabius

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here is this phoebe record bb

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i phoebe how are you

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a marine area

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well we were to put a thing that

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we both her as a name i

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live in a very small town and are actually

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used to be another drug and

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now know when at

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a public or town of about four thousand

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people though i'd go to go vote

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and that vt grew up and went to school

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in the town and i feel like i'm feeding judge

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and maybe like know you're not we know eighty

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and I was like, there's another one. You

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gotta check. When I was in

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college, there was a woman

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who also was a Phoebe judge.

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And so they refiled

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all of my paperwork in her paperwork.

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You're telling me that you know three

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other Phoebe judges. Yes,

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mutually exclusive Phoebe judges. Yes,

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isn't that crazy? Yeah, I know a lot

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of Phoebe judges. Now that's wild.

6:26

You know a lot of, I don't know any. You're

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the first Phoebe judge I've ever met.

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Really? Do you think you've gotten

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a lot of emails intended for the

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other Phoebe judges? I mean, it's so good

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on you for getting the Gmail first. I

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know you got it. I got it from somebody who

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had like a good

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friend at Google. So

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I was one of the first beta testers.

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So I had an in that way. I

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think I've gotten email, yeah, like four

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or five times

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for you. I'm not email. I'm

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not email. But I'm

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always kind of like, is this spam? Are you actually

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trying to, that's why I didn't

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respond earlier in that email

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chain. Cause I was like, I can't tell

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if this is spam. I can't tell

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if like what is actually happening. And

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so then when somebody else wrote back,

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then I was like, oh, I don't want to phoebe,

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the other Phoebe judges good name by ignoring

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her.

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It's so polite. And it's also just so funny

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because like the emails are

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kind of personal. And so just the idea of

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a stranger just sort of reading along is so

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funny to me. And then finally having to speak up and

7:36

be like, pardon me, you have the wrong person

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is so funny.

7:41

I felt so badly. So

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you have had other people think that you're the

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host of a podcast before.

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Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah,

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pretty much every time I start a new job,

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they say, are you, are you the

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Phoebe judge?

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What's your real job? Well, right now I am

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a flower farmer in

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Vermont. Like I'm sitting

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in an empty cargo van right now. So my voice

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is not even remotely great

8:11

sounding, but like we have very distinctive

8:13

voices. I have to be like, close your eyes

8:16

and listen to me tell you, I am

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not that Phoebe judge. And then they're like, oh

8:20

yeah, you're right. That's not you. Phoebe,

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do you enjoy it when

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people shorten your name? No.

8:29

That's right. That's the right answer.

8:31

No. And

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I think just because of like, people

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have been confusing me,

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or confusing me for you or you for me for

8:41

about the same amount of time that I've been like

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a post college adult. So I think we're

8:46

about the same age, but I

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came up in the era of friends, right?

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Yeah, exactly right. They do it all the time

8:52

to me too. Were you named after Lisa Kudrow? Oh

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my God. Well, my sister's name is Rachel.

8:59

And so we have like the Phoebe and Rachel

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duo, but people always want to call me

9:03

feeds. And I have to be like, no, that

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is not my name. I feel

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the same way. And when I look at them, when they say, were you named

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after Lisa Kudrow? I think that would put

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me probably around 18 years old.

9:15

You know,

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the timing doesn't match up, but

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I'm with you. I hate it when people shorten

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my name.

9:23

Do you get the joke where people are like, you should

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become a judge, you'd be judge, judge. Yes.

9:29

Well, I went to law school for like

9:31

two weeks. And then I was

9:33

like, I can't do this. But my sister

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is a lawyer. And so she does

9:37

get that a lot because

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her last name is also judge still. To

9:42

people, you know what, it's always so funny to me is

9:44

when people ask me to

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spell my name, but they're not, I

9:48

guess our name, but they're not so confused,

9:51

the Phoebe, they're confused at the judge. So

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they say, and I say, J-U-D-G-E,

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no tricks. No tricks

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there.

9:59

It's very hard to enunciate

10:02

in a way that people are like,

10:04

oh, right, like the courtroom. Okay.

10:07

I find it a hard name to get over the

10:09

phone, especially for people. Yes, because

10:11

they think you're saying Stevie.

10:13

Yes, Stevie Judd is what I get all

10:15

the time. Stevie Judd. Stevie

10:18

Judd. Okay, sure.

10:20

Like, yes, I've picked up a lot of

10:22

orders for Stevie Judd. You know,

10:24

I don't even, I don't correct anyone.

10:27

I mean, I just let them go with it.

10:28

You know, instead of saying no, it's O-E, it's

10:30

E-O, I just say, that's right, you got it. Good

10:32

try, I appreciate it.

10:35

Phoebe, do you listen to Criminal? No.

10:40

It kind

10:42

of feels like the nexus

10:45

of the universe. And so I try to be like,

10:47

that Phoebe Judd is having her life and

10:49

I'm having mine. And I don't have to

10:51

like

10:52

look in an infinite mirror of listening to

10:54

my own name come through the podcast.

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Has anyone ever asked you to do an impression of her?

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Yeah, every single time people are like, are you the

11:02

Stevie Judd? And then I have to be like, no, and they're like, can

11:04

you say it anyway? And I'm like, oh

11:06

my gosh. Okay. What

11:09

a nightmare, what a nightmare. Well,

11:12

someday I would love to see you in the

11:14

same space. You could trade jobs for a

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day. I would love that.

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Welcome to Stop By the Farm, any

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time you're in Vermont. Phoebe,

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thank you so much, Phoebe. Well, thank you so much. Yeah,

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thanks so much.

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It was really fun to talk to you.

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