++Emergency. Emergency. This is not a drill. This is the voice of the Emergency Podcasting System. I am the one who steps in when podcasts go wrong. Remember when Springsteen and Obama were electrocuted by that soundboard and someone had to leap in and busk for a few minutes? Yes, that was me.++

++I am here to let you know that due to illness, Tom Crowley’s Crowley Time with me, Tom Crowley will be delayed until this coming Friday 4th November. But do not worry, Tom isn’t that ill, he just has a bad cold that has affected his voice, rendering him unable to perform his very clever and nuanced characters like crazy Italian chef and a boy. His voice isn’t even that bad, but the precious little Princess didn’t want to risk it. He will be punished in time.++

++Attention Patreon supporters - you are being charged for this upload to get it in before the end of the month, but do not worry, you will not be charged again when the episode is released on Friday. You will, however, receive your special supporter-exclusive bonus goodies alongside the episode on Friday. Two of them in fact. So keep your eyes peeled. Peeled.++

++Peel your eyes.++