Saying the word "butt" thousands of times on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: How do you prepare for anal sex? What's the deal with pegging? What happened at Sodom and Gomorrah? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitt

27 Dragons: Flappy Flaps

Mar 10th, 2020 1h 5m

Riding a luck dragon through the sky on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Should dragons exist in our world? What's the difference between a dragon and a wyvern? Are we going to come out with a rap song called "Naw Nana" ?

26 Orgies: Dungeon Master

Feb 25th, 2020 1h 2m

Organizing a catered sex party on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What kind of food should be served at an orgy? How many people were in the largest orgy ever? Why doesn't Jerry Seinfeld want to have a threesome? Listen t

25 Celebrities: Tinder Select

Feb 11th, 2020 1h 9m

Obsessing over celebrities wearing sweatshirts on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is Jeff Goldblum the hottest person ever? Does fame actually suck? Will someone invite us on Tinder Select? Listen to find out! Be sure to

24 Sex Toys: Hands Solo

Jan 28th, 2020 1h

Testing out various devices on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What's the strangest sex toy you've ever seen? Are inflatable sheep a realistic choice for pleasure? Do snickers bars look like penises? Listen to find out! B

23 Dreams: Curtain Snakes

Jan 14th, 2020 1h 6m

Waking up in a cold sweat on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What does it mean to dream about snakes? Can dreams predict the future? Is it okay to masturbate in the shower? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter,

22 Twelve Clips of XXXmas: 2019 Edition

Dec 31st, 2019 44m 9s

Annoying everyone by playing old clips on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do we talk about dicks so much? Are lords-a-leaping hot? How does one become a call guy? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook

21 Embarrassment: The Duck Butt

Dec 17th, 2019 1h 5m

Falling and farting in front of everyone on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What's your most embarrassing moment? Can you be humiliated when you're alone? Has everyone pooped their pants? Listen to find out! Be sure to fo

20 Fetishes: Scared for the Chair

Dec 17th, 2019 55m 56s

Wearing fuzzy handcuffs on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What is one of the most common fetishes? Why is Fifty Shades of Grey super boring? Is the fox from Disney's Robin Hood the hottest cartoon ever? Listen to find ou

19 Afterlife: Red Lobster Bisque

Nov 19th, 2019 1h 3m

Walking through a tunnel towards a very bright light on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is there life after death? What kind of food does heaven serve? Is hell just a terrible, eternity-long frat party? Listen to find out

18 Orgasms: Full Throatle

Nov 5th, 2019 55m 30s

Coming to a climax and then immediately taking a nap on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What does an orgasm feel like? Do animals have orgasms? Why doesn't Walmart sell dildos? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitt

17 Cults: Wet-Nap Pajamas

Oct 22nd, 2019 53m 43s

Drinking so much Kool-Aid on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do a lot of cult members wear white pajamas? How does one start a cult following? How do we join Sam's BBQ Cult? (bbqcult.blogspot.com) Listen to find out!

16 Periods: Sweet Uterus Juice

Oct 8th, 2019 1h

Bleeding through our panty liners on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do women poop more while they're on their period? Did we invent a Menstrual Energy Drink? Do gas stations hate women's vaginas? Listen to find out!

15 Vampires: Flouncy Blouses

Sep 24th, 2019 56m 57s

Sucking so much neck on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why are vampires so sexy? When will we finally start writing our erotic vampire novel? What does an actual interview with a vampire sound like? Listen to find out! B

14 Masturbation: Night at the Museum

Sep 10th, 2019 1h

Secretly touching ourselves on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Do most people reach climax every time they masturbate? What does a cow shoe and a king-sized sharpie have in common? Have you ever jerked it while driving? L

13 Serial Killers: Murder Bad

Aug 27th, 2019 50m 17s

Getting straight up murdered on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Who is your favorite serial killer? Is your Uber driver going to murder you? How many times can you piggy back on someone else's piggy back? Listen to find o

12 Money: The Gurney Journey

Aug 13th, 2019 51m 33s

Filing for bankruptcy on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What would you do if you had a ridiculous amount of money? What is Salt and Pepa's net worth? Where do we buy all of Coolio's cookbooks? Listen to find out! Be sure

11 Hair: Keeping the Holes Clean

Jul 30th, 2019 59m 5s

Shaving our hairy, gorilla legs on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Does pubic hair help with chaffing? Why do bearded men shave their necks? Does everyone have a dong-shaped hole? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: tw

10 Witches: Surrender Dorothy

Jul 16th, 2019 53m 39s

Straddling a flying broomstick on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do witches wear pointy hats? Was Glenda The Good Witch actually a bad one? Why couldn't Sandy watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Listen to find out! B

09 Porn: First Person Shooter

Jul 2nd, 2019 50m 47s

Getting that close-up money shot on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Should Sandy & Jill write a true crime porno? What is VR porn and how do we sign up? Do we need to patent the idea of a "Ball Cam"? Listen to find out! B

08 Aliens: Basically Scientology

Jun 18th, 2019 56m 21s

Getting sucked into a big black hole on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why are aliens so into anal probing? Are we actually martians? Does everyone have a crush on Jeff Goldblum? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: tw

07 Erections: Sorry, Mom

Jun 4th, 2019 56m 39s

Growing a massive boner on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is AOL the best sex education platform? What is a micropenis? Why do people send unsolicited dick pics? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook,

06 Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza

May 21st, 2019 51m 53s

Popping our cherries on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is everyone's first time super awkward? Why is Beverly Hills Ninja such a great make out movie? Who was Sandy and Jill's first celebrity crush? Listen to find out! B

05 Poop: Eating Mistakes

May 7th, 2019 59m 15s

Dropping a double deuce on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why does pooping feel so, so good? Are you embarrassed to let it all go in a public restroom? Why do we like the smell of our own farts? Listen to find out! Be su

04 Genitals: Inverted Front Butt

Apr 23rd, 2019 1h

Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What would you do if you woke up with no genitals? Which side does a penis hang in pants? Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing? Listen to find out!